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Beyond Cars (64)

  • The Pentagon Is Unleashing Mass Cyberwarfare Strikes On ISIS

    During a Pentagon press briefing today, Secretary of Defense Ash Carter and Chairman Joint Chiefs of Staff General Joseph Dunford said that the U.S. military will drastically accelerate attacks on ISIS where it may hurt them the most strategically: in cyberspace.

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  • Everything We Know About The New B-21 Stealth Bomber And The Looming Battle To Build It

    The U.S. Air Force has given us our first glimpse of what will hopefully become American’s next stealth bomber. Originally designated the Long-Range Strike Bomber (LRS-B), the aircraft will now be called the B-21. Why is this announcement today such a big deal? Because it’s as much about the B-21's struggle to even get built as it as about what it could mean for America’s defense apparatus.

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  • The B-21 Is The Next Generation American Stealth Bomber

    This is the B-21, formerly known as the Long Range Strike Bomber, or LRS-B for short. It’s the first all-new American heavy bomber in decades, and it’s supposed to fly alongside and could eventually replace the B-52, which has been a mainstay of every major American conflict since the 1950s.

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  • The Marines Corps' CH-53E Super Stallion Fleet Is In Inexcusably Horrible Disrepair

    The Marine Corps faces serious challenges with its aging CH-53E Super Stallion fleet. The huge and complex aircraft are decades old and tired from 15 years of war. A replacement is on the way, the CH-53K King Stallion, although it is behind schedule and still years away from becoming operational. Yet according to a recent report, the Suprr Stallion fleet is in shockingly poor shape.

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  • Russia May Revive Its High Performance Cold War Alfa Class Sub With Modern Upgrades

    Russia’s Alfa Class fast attack submarine was the SR-71 of the undersea world during the Cold War. The Alfas were largely constructed of titanium, used a liquid-metal cooled nuclear powerplant to obtain extreme speeds, and could reach depths far deeper than their competitors. Now Russia is floating the idea of building a modernized version of the design, one that leverages 40 years in technological advancement to take combat submarine automation to a whole new level.

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  • Need An F-4 Phantom? Get On Down To Cal's Bargain Used Fighter Jet Lot

    Seriously, if you are looking for a good used F-4, you need to go see Cal. He has lightly used Phantoms, some of them with MiG kills, for outrageous prices and he is even throwing in free Sidewinders and burner can inspections and liquid oxygen top-offs for a year. Aspiring South American dictators with border problems welcome!

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  • Is This The Incredibly Creepy Noise Of Hamas Burrowing Beneath Your House?

    Tunnels under the Gaza Strip’s borders have been used to smuggle everything from food to cocaine to cars to feed the Palestinian economy. But Hamas, the Palestinian group that rules over Gaza, has used tunnels to launch surprise attacks on Israeli territory in the past. Now, Israeli residents are saying they hear scratching, hammering, and drilling going on underneath their own homes, and the noises they’re recording sound incredibly creepy.

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  • Obama Announces Plan To Shut Down Guantanamo Bay Detention Center

    It has been one of the most controversial aspects of the War On Terror. For some it has been a place that is a symbol of injustice conveyed at the hands of the U.S. government’s security apparatus, and for others it is a necessary installation to stash those who pose the most danger to America. Either way, President Obama seeks to make good on his campaign promise to close the detention center at Guantanamo Bay (GITMO) once and for all. He announced his detailed plan today.

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  • Saudis Want To Arm Syrian Rebels With Anti-Air Missiles To Counter Russia

    Saudi Arabia has been looking for ways to increase its involvement in Syria with plans ranging from a full-on ground war to just sending jets to Turkey. As Russia escalates it bombardment of groups fighting Syrian President Bashar al-Assad, the Saudi Foreign Minister floated the idea of arming rebels with shoulder-fired surface-to-air missiles, which is a strategy we’ve seen used against the Russian Air Force in the past—to great effect.

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  • The Q-1 Predator Became A History-Changing Deadly Missile Slinger 15 Years Ago Today

    The Predator unmanned aircraft system and the Hellfire missile were the right technologies at the right time for an America that had just declared war against terror following the horrific events of September 11. Just over six months before planes slammed into the Twin Towers, Pentagon and a field in Pennsylvania, the Predator had gone from aerial intelligence collection asset to flying assassin.

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  • South Korea's 'Iron Wave' Of Heavy Armor Is Intimidating As Hell

    The Republic of Korea Army is on a constant wartime footing. Its inventory of heavy armor is substantial, with 2,500 tanks and nearly as many tracked fighting vehicles, many of which are of indigenous design. The dramatic footage below shows the 20th Mechanized Infantry Division with hundreds of pieces of armor readying for action during war game dubbed aptly “Iron Wave.”

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  • The F-117 Stealth Fighter Program Actually Had A 'Klingon Cloaking Device'

    With technology that had never been seen before, the U.S. Air Force went to amazing lengths to keep the stealth F-117 Nighthawk program under tight wraps during the 1980s. As the program matured into an operational force, deploying F-117s in small numbers became a real possibility. But maintaining the aircraft’s veil of secrecy while doing so was uncharted territory. Enter the “Klingon Cloaking Device,” a ruse that would help prove such deployments could work.

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  • Russian News Crew's Drone Gets Extreme Close-Up Of Artillery Rockets

    What appears to be a Russian news crew put their camera drone up in the air to capture BMD-21 Grad artillery rockets being fired in Syria. The result very well may be the closest anything has filmed artillery rockets while flying through the air in a war zone—and survived to show the results.

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  • Watch These 62 Ton M1 Abrams Tanks Drift Through The Frigid Norwegian Wilderness

    The USMC is in Norway for exercise Cold Response and for other cold weather combat and logistical training with their Norwegian counterparts. During their deployment, Marine tankers get to train for fighting in frigid environments, where their tracks that usually can take them nearly anywhere can turn their tanks into hockey pucks when they hit icy ground.

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  • Surface To Air Missiles Arrive On China's Island Outpost In The South China Sea

    The first steps to fortify China’s growing island empire in the South China Sea are underway as a pair of HQ-9 missile batteries have appeared on Woody Island, located in the northern portion of the South China Sea. This is the same highly developed island that has received major airfield upgrades and J-11 fighter aircraft recently.

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  • Exclusive: This Is The First Known Image Of DARPA's Submarine-Hunting Drone Ship

    The Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency’s initiative to build a long-endurance unmanned ship that will hunt and track the quietest submarines on Earth has come to fruition. The image above is the first glimpse ever of the potentially revolutionary Anti-Submarine Warfare Continuous Trail Unmanned Vessel or ACTUV, also known as Sea Hunter.

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  • 'Terrier' Is The UK's Crazy Leatherman Multi-Tool Of A Combat-Engineering Tank

    British Army and Royal Marine engineers had relied on FV180 Combat Engineering Tractor for four decades prior to 2013, but that began to change just a few years ago. BAe Systems’ ridiculously versatile, and rapidly transportable combat engineering vehicle named the Terrier has taken over the role, and it’s not just a combat-engineering vehicle—it’s also a transformer.

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  • This Awesome Graphic Breaks Down The UK's Entire Military Aircraft Inventory

    The Royal Air Force, Fleet Air Arm and the Army Air Corps have shrunk dramatically over the last decade, but the recent Strategic Defense and Security Review has ordered the UK begin to reinvest heavily into its air arms. Our good friends from Contemporary Issues and Geography have made this awesome graphic showing all the aircraft and units of the UK’s air arms as they stand today.

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  • Post-Nuke Deal Iran Wants To Build Russian Su-30 Fighters And A New Advanced Tank

    Now that Iran is sitting on a pile of cash and the import ban on conventional military hardware has been partially lifted following the nuclear deal, the Islamic Republic is looking to replace its hodgepodge of vintage military hardware. This may soon include producing Russian Su-30 multi-role fighters and T-90 tanks within their own borders.

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  • Will Ash Carter's Hail Mary Pass To Reboot The Anti-ISIS Coalition Actually Work?

    U.S. Secretary of Defense Ashton Carter seems to get the reality that the so-called “coalition” of 66 countries that are supposedly fighting ISIS in Iraq and Syria is a sham. Most of these countries are contributing nothing to the fight and many that once did have ceased doing so. This week, he will attempt to do something about it, which could also signal a much needed-shift in America’s ISIS strategy.

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  • Here Is What All Those Colored Shirts Mean On An Aircraft Carrier's Deck

    A U.S. Navy supercarrier’s 5,500-plus person crew exists to do one thing: to consistently put aircraft into the air and safely recover them after they launch. In order to make this happen, there exists a small army of flight deck facilitators, and each individual has their own role primarily designated by the color of the shirt they wear.

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  • The Massive Homeland Security Operation That Is The Super Bowl

    An epic Super Friends team of federal, state and municipal law enforcement outfits has converged on the San Francisco Bay Area to watch you watch the Super Bowl. Here’s a big breakdown of everything Department Of Homeland Security and scores of other agencies are doing to keep tabs on the area.

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  • The Five Maneuvers That Were Prohibited In The F-14 Tomcat

    At roughly 62 feet long and 64 feet wide, there were a lot of things the “Big Fighter” F-14 Tomcat could do very well. However, there were certain maneuvers that were prohibited because it would have been too dangerous. Most of them make sense when you think about it. Of course, there was always a Maverick who wanted to push the envelope to see what the jet could do.

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  • Here's 20 F-16s Executing The 'Elephant Walk' On A Cold Night

    The 8th Fighter Wing “Wolf Pack” based at Kunsan Air Base in South Korea put on a rare early morning “elephant walk” sortie generation exercise earlier this week. The idea behind the drill is to push ground crews to their limits by making them prep as many combat-ready jets as possible at short notice. The result is this dramatic image.

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  • This Animated Map Of ISIS Expansion In Syria, Iraq And Beyond Is Unsettling

    We love maps and infographics at Foxtrot Alpha, and animated ones are that much better. The video below depicting the expansion of ISIS controlled territory over time is especially interesting. After explosive expansion in 2013-2014, now it seems that when any territory is taken back from the Islamic State they just expand elsewhere.

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  • The New Hamas Super Tank Has One Major Problem: It Isn't A Tank

    Yesterday Hamas unveiled their own tank, supposedly made partially of captured Israeli tank components, during a memorial procession for seven fighters killed in a tunnel collapse in Gaza. Yet upon closer inspection, the tank in question is more movie prop than war wagon.

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  • Eagles Are Being Trained To Catch Drones In The Netherlands

    It sounds like the most American thing you can imagine: a majestic bald eagle, swooping out of the sky to seize an evil terrorist drone in its mighty talons, shortly before downing a burger and landing in a Trans Am, and doing a burnout. Well, this is all happening in the Netherlands. Except for the burger and Trans Am part.

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  • Russian Soldiers Go Native For Arctic Ops Using Reindeer And Dogsleds

    Russia has big designs on the Arctic. Its forces have been very active in the inhospitable region over the last few years, showing off their high-tech gear and ability to deploy rapidly to the harsh environment. Now it appears they are also preparing to operate on the other end of the spectrum, taking up local nomadic people’s modes of survival and transportation.

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BMW (5)

  • BMW 2 Series: The Ultimate Buyer's Guide

    The BMW 2 Series might be the purest driver’s car in the BMW stable. What do you need to know before you buy a 2 Series? Don’t worry, we’ll tell you everything right here in the Ultimate Buyer’s Guide.

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  • Driving A Perfectly Restored BMW 2002 Is Like Living In A Dream

    For me it started with the wooden steering wheel. Something about that lacquer, smooth and grippy at the same time. It dug up old memories of a pool cue, from this time I was just out adolescence, hanging with my friends at a grown-up bar, trying to get some girl’s attention. That’s what it does. It feels like the best part of a bygone era, like pure nostalgia and positivity.

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  • The BMW i8 Finally Gets A Racy Color

    Finally, here’s an i8 from BMW wearing a warm color. It will have to be faster than the silver ones, no question about it. It’s called Protonic Red, and that can’t be slow.

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Brands (12)

  • The Mercedes-AMG C43 Coupe Is Your V6 Budget C63

    AMG does a twin-turbo V6 C-Class Coupé with 362 hp, all-wheel drive and a nine-speed automatic for those who can’t afford a V8 C63. The new C43 Coupe will be followed by a whole series of “43" AMG models, because AMG is now the new BMW M.

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  • Mitsubishi Outlander Sport: Jalopnik's Buyer's Guide

    The Mitsubishi Outlander Sport is basically a tall Lancer hatchback, and if you can score one cheap enough, it might be worth a look. What do you need to know before you buy a Mitsubishi Outlander Sport? Don’t worry, we’ll tell you everything right here in our Buyer’s Guide.

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  • Mitsubishi Outlander: Jalopnik's Buyer's Guide

    The Mitsubishi Outlander is a three-row crossover that everyone forgets even exists, but it actually offers outstanding value. What do you need to know before you buy a Mitsubishi Outlander? Don’t worry, we’ll tell you everything right here in our Buyer’s Guide.

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  • The New Volvo Wagon Is Even Better When It's More Wagon

    Volvo “officially” came out with the first “official” pictures of its “official” new wagon, the 2017 Volvo V90, earlier today. And while it looks fine and handsome for a wagon, it could definitely use a pick-me-up. Especially in the wagon part of the wagon. This render is pretty much exactly what we were thinking.

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  • Cadillac CT6: The Ultimate Buyer's Guide

    For years it seemed real, resplendent American luxury—the kind with big, cushy, quiet, opulent cruisers—seemed destined to die like the dinosaurs. But the new Cadillac CT6 proves it can be done in a smart, modern, high-tech and fun way. What do you need to know before you buy a CT6? Don’t worry, we’ll tell you everything right here in the Ultimate Buyer’s Guide.

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  • Jaguar F-Type SVR Will Hit 200 MPH For $126,000

    We’ve been expecting greatness since we first heard about the 575 horsepower Jaguar F-Type SVR that’s coming in 2016. Now it sounds like our faith will be justified; the car supercharged V8 AWD car will hit 200 MPH.

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  • Lexus RC: The Ultimate Buyer's Guide

    The Lexus RC looks like a sports car, but drives like a limousine. It’s comfort over performance, and the price tag is hard to swallow. What do you need to know before you buy a Lexus RC? Don’t worry, we’ll tell you everything right here in the Ultimate Buyer’s Guide.

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  • The 2017 Cadillac XT5 Will Start At $38,995

    The all-new Cadillac XT5 is the American luxury brand’s revamp of its old, decrepit SRX midsize luxury crossover, which just so happens to be the brand’s best selling model. The new XT5 is lighter, roomier, and far more attractive for just about the same price as what it replaces.

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Buying (19)

  • The 2016 Infiniti Q50 Proves Two Turbos And 400 HP Make Everything Better

    Usually when a car gets as many mid-life updates as the Infiniti Q50 is getting for 2016, it happens when said car is a complete and total failure, in desperate need of revamping to revive its fortunes. That isn’t the case with the Q50; it was always a decent car, just not a great one, and up against some of the fiercest competition around.

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  • Lincoln MKT: Jalopnik's Buyer's Guide

    The Lincoln MKT is a weird looking, tall Ford Taurus wagon that nobody’s buying. And that’s kinda sad, because it’s actually a good value. What do you need to know before you buy a Lincoln MKT? Don’t worry, we’ll tell you everything right here in our Buyer’s Guide.

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  • Want A Three-Row SUV That Isn't Enormous?

    If you’ve got a bunch of kids but you live in a congested city, you’re not going to want to run around in a giant Chevy Suburban. Instead, you’ll want something a little more compact like the Kia Sorento, Land Rover Discovery Sport, Acura MDX and the rest of the cars on this list of moderately-sized people-haulers.

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  • Mazda CX-9: Jalopnik's Buyer's Guide

    The Mazda CX-9 is a mid-size crossover that thinks it’s a sports sedan. What do you need to know before you buy a Mazda CX-9? Don’t worry, we’ll tell you everything right here in our Buyer’s Guide.

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  • The Volvo V60 Cross Country Is Exactly What You Should Do When You Can't Do Anything Else

    We’ve seen it before. A company on what looks to be its last legs, deprived of all development cash, just seems to give up. In the absence of a brand-new model, they just do, well, nothing. We’ve seen it happen with Mitsubishi, Scion, Isuzu, and a few others, and it leads to inevitable death. We almost saw it happen with Volvo, but with the V60 Cross Country, the company just refuses to die.

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  • Volvo S60 And S60 Cross Country: Jalopnik's Buyer's Guide

    The Volvo S60 is among the most conservative luxury sedans you can buy, but it’s also handsome and packed with plenty of tech and safety features. What do you need to know before you buy a Volvo S60? Don’t worry, we’ll tell you everything right here in our Buyer’s Guide.

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  • Subaru Outback: The Ultimate Buyer's Guide

    A Subaru Outback is a solid option for people wanting the capability and cargo capacity of an SUV without the carbon footprint. What do you need to know before you buy a Subaru Outback? Don’t worry, we’ll tell you everything right here in the Ultimate Buyer’s Guide.

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  • What Car Would You Actually Buy For $60,000?

    Hello ladies and gentlemen of Jalopnik and welcome to Friday, where it’s my honor to present to you Letters to Doug, a weekly column wherein you write Doug letters, and Doug reads them at 2 a.m. while eating Cheetos in his underwear, wondering where his life went wrong.

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  • BMW X6 And X6M: Jalopnik's Buyer's Guide

    The BMW X6 is an X5 with its butt cut off. What it lacks in practicality it makes up for in bizarre proportionality, but we can’t help but admire its audaciousness. What do you need to know before you buy a BMW X6? Don’t worry, we’ll tell you everything right here in our Buyer’s Guide.

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  • Mercedes CLA: The Ultimate Buyer's Guide

    The Mercedes CLA might be the most expensive looking car you can buy for the least amount of coin. What do you need to know before you buy a Mercedes CLA? Don’t worry, we’ll tell you everything right here in the Ultimate Buyer’s Guide.

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  • Volvo XC70: Jalopnik's Buyer's Guide

    The Volvo XC70 is a high-riding, safe, family-oriented wagon that Volvo wants you to think is rugged and definitely not just a minivan with normal doors. What do you need to know before you buy a Volvo XC70? Don’t worry, we’ll tell you everything right here in our Buyer’s Guide.

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  • This Is What Understeer Looks Like

    If you ever wanted a graphic demonstration of wicked, terminal understeer—here you go. This is a Volvo V60 Cross Country that my coworker Mike Ballaban was driving last week out in the snow.

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  • What Will Happen To The Value Of My Scion?

    Hello, good people of Jalopnik, and welcome to Letters to Doug, your weekly break from rational reality. For those of you who aren’t familiar with Letters to Doug, here’s how it works: you send me letters, and I reply to them. Occasionally, my replies make sense.

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  • What Do You Want To Know About The 2016 Volvo V60 Cross Country?

    Volvo was one of the first out the gate with this whole crossover trend, back when it had the V70 XC in the 1990s, which was just based on a regular wagon. Most crossovers since have gotten more SUV- and van-like, but Volvo’s stayed true to its roots with this, the 2016 Volvo V60 Cross Country. And I kinda like it.

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  • Why You Should Start Your Presidents' Day Car Shopping Now

    In celebration of Presidents’ Day, Feb. 15, our founding fathers would probably prefer you to actually pay attention to the issues in our next election. But buying a car is more fun, and you will do much better if you start your shopping in advance.

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Culture (50)

  • The Morgan EV3 Is The All-Electric 3-Wheeler Of Future Past

    The Morgan Motor Company, known for its vintage-looking wooden roadsters and 3-wheelers seeming like something straight out the First World War, has unveiled its all-electric EV3. The ultimate representation of the last century of motoring is finally here.

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  • Comment Of The Day: FleekSwag Edition

    The Ford EcoSport might be coming to America. I regularly see these things running around Texas with Mexican plates, and I can tell you we have exactly nothing to be excited about.

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  • I Once Almost Bought Volvo's Most Daring Car

    When I was looking for something rare and interesting, I went after a Volvo 480 Turbo. There’s good reason for it. This was Volvo’s most daring car: futuristic, tuned by Porsche, and now completely overlooked.

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  • What The Fuck Even Is Mercedes-AMG Now?

    On the surface, Mercedes’ AMG division is still doing the same thing it has always done: sell the fastest and most expensive Mercedes available. But look a little deeper and you’ll see that something has changed.

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  • Here Are The Best GIFs Ever, Thanks To Old Subaru Ads

    I’m very fond of the Subaru 360. It’s the perfect car for people who see a VW Beetle and think, “I love it, but can I get something smaller, slower, less safe, and with much less luggage room?” It’s a little charming kook of a car, and the kookiest kook is the Young SS sporty version.

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  • What's The Most Unloved Supercar?

    Today, overlooked supercars like the Jaguar XJ220 and Bugatti EB110 are finally getting some of the recognition they deserve. But not all supercars are so well appreciated.

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  • Is This The Worst Idea For A Turn Signal Design Ever?

    Because I’m a man with deep, disturbing problems, I was doing some research into taillights for an upcoming story when I found this patent. As a taillight fetishist, (if we were like Furries, we’d be called Taillies, but I don’t want to fuck a taillight) I was interested. I don’t think I was ready for the gloriously awful ideas inside, though.

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  • Four Strokes In Four Strokes: A Contest!

    So, I had a weird idea. And, like with pretty much every weird idea I have that’s not too obscene and sort of automotive-related, I’m sharing it with you: what if I drew four-stroke car engines using only four strokes? Well, we needn’t wonder any more, because I tried it.

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  • All The Interesting Cars From The New Pee-Wee Herman Movie Trailer

    Perhaps you’ve already heard, but the American hero better known as P.W. Herman has his first actual new movie coming out since Big Top Pee-Wee back in 1988. Not too surprisingly, there looks to be a really interesting collection of cars in this new, Netflix-produced adventure.

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  • Here's Why You Should Watch All Cars Go To Heaven 2

    Top Gear, as we know it, is now off the air. A replacement show, with a new format and a different cast, is coming out God knows when. The original guys are making the transition to Amazon, but their show, too, seems like a long way off. So if you’re like me, you’re having withdrawals.

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  • Look At This And Make The Part Of Your Brain That Understand Brands Bleed

    Wh-wh-what am I looking at? That’s what you’re probably stammering right now, soaked in sweat, and, if so equipped, possible sporting the most disturbing confusion-boner you’ve ever had. A little car. Looks like a GM T-car platform. With a... a... G...M...C... badge? What the fuck is happening to me?

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  • How The 1970s Mercedes-Benz 500SL Beat America

    There’s a reason why Bobby Ewing drove an R107 Mercedes SL. It’s because it was the best of the best all the way from 1972 to 1989, thanks to a group of brilliant engineers working hard to come up with elegant solutions for difficult problems set by American politics.

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  • Comment Of The Day: Nonsensical Bullshit Edition

    The truth is a lot of people out there who think they know everything there is to know about the functionality of a car, or the story behind a company—or anything in car culture—probably subscribe, either knowingly or unknowingly, to some bullshit. Especially everybody in the YouTube comments.

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  • How OK Go Made That Amazing Zero-G Video

    The band OK Go is probably best known for their complex, mind-twisting videos that make virologists wonder how they lost control of the word “viral.” Their latest video for the song Upside Down & Inside Out was shot entirely in an airplane flying in huge, zero-gravity simulating parabolas, and it’s astounding. The co-director, Trish Sie, told us how she did it in her own words.

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  • How To Have Sex In Any Kind Of Car

    I’m going to go out on a limb and say that a safe 102% of the readers of this site are fans of both cars and a vast and disgusting variety of sexual acts. And that’s great. My stand on cars is well established (quite pro) and when it comes to sex, I can’t think of a more enjoyable way to get the maximum genetic diversity to my offspring. Plus, it gives my genitals something to do other than pee all the time, which any old stupid catheter could do, and probably better.

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  • It's Hard To Argue With This Volkswagen T1 Revival Concept

    Early Volkswagen buses are kind of a big deal. The older they get, the more rare and valuable they become—a group of fanatics even airlifted a rusted-out 1954 model from a forest one time—and this redesign concept of the T1 pays good homage to the original.

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  • Here Are Some Car-Related Valentines Guaranteed To Win Over Your Sweetheart*

    With Valentine’s Day coming up, finding the right words is crucial. Sometimes, it can be hard for us car enthusiasts to find partners who relate to our love of racing, speed and hard-to-fix mechanical problems. To help you out, here are some valentines that may explain your passion to your sweetheart—and your feelings, too.

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  • Is The Alfa Romeo Giulietta Named Because Of Romeo And Juliet?

    It’s almost Valentine’s Day, so if you’ve forgotten to do anything nice for your partner, here’s your warning. Get your ass in gear. If it helps get you in the mood, consider this: was one of the loveliest cars ever made, the Alfa Romeo Giulietta, named for Juliet? You know, Juliet Capulet?

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  • THIS WAS NOT A POST WE ACTUALLY PUBLISHED

    Yesterday, I reported about how neighbors near Apple’s secret car-making lab were reporting “motor noises” late at night. Since electric cars, like what Apple is assumed to be working on, are pretty silent, this is puzzling. I speculated that maybe Apple Chief Design Officer Jony Ive was working on his sand rail in there, which is where the trouble started.

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  • Why This Full-Sized Rubber Band-Powered Dragster Needs A 'Fluffer'

    Rubber bands have long been known to be one of the cheapest, most accessible ways to transform potential energy into kinetic energy. You probably have some within two feet of you right now. Incredibly, a number of years ago, a fast loon named Ron Main built the biggest rubber band-powered car ever and took it to the Bonneville Salt Flats. And it needed a “fluffer.”

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  • Comment Of The Day: Nitromethane Edition

    Today we witnessed the eyeball-sucking experience of a Top Fuel dragster run from the cockpit. But the idea of driving one of these things is even more amazing if you stop and think about what’s at work here.

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  • Did This Weird Wireframe Luggage Thing Actually Exist?

    I was researching something else when I fell down this particular rabbit hole, but I’m pretty intrigued by what I found here: it’s from a 1953 Beetle luggage accessories flyer, but what I’m most curious about is that wireframe luggage tester thing there. Did that exist outside of a drawing?

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  • Super Bowls, American Muscle And Ralph Nader: A Look Back At 1967

    This year is a big one for the Super Bowl. It marks the 50th playing of the game (meaning it’s just a few years older than Broncos starting quarterback Peyton Manning, who breaks a record this year for being old.) A lot of history went down the year of the first Super Bowl, especially in the car industry.

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  • Take Our Unusually Difficult And Strange Car-Haiku Quiz!

    A good while ago, I made a little quiz of car-based haikus, and I happened to find the old file when I accidentally knocked my hard drive over and spilled hot data all over my desk. The haikus were still pretty fun, so, what the hell, let’s do it again.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • This Chart Shows Every Car With The Worst, Weirdest Layout In Auto Design

    When talking about a car, there’s almost always two questions that come up first: where is the engine located, and which of the wheels are driven? For enthusiasts, that sweet spot has almost always been front engine, rear-wheel drive. Most cars today are front engine, front-wheel drive, and I’m personally partial to the rear/rear combo in an old Beetle or a Porsche 911. But what about the rear engine, front-wheel drive cars?

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  • Every Scion, Ranked

    Scion is dead, and while we’re all clearly thinking about that a lot today, it’s not like we’re in mourning. If anything, the only thing worth mourning is the concept of what Scion could have been, but never quite was. So let’s go through and rank all of the cars that never quite were.

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  • Comment Of The Day: The Brilliance Of Merchandising Edition

    Ferrari had a rough go of it in the stock market today, but that’s alright. Lots of companies have a rough go of it in the market every day. Thankfully, Ferrari Chairman Sergio Marchionne basically said that no matter how rough it gets, we won’t have a Ferrari SUV. But some commenters don’t think that’s enough.

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  • The 2017 Porsche 911 R Will Be The Best Manual 911 You Can't Buy

    The Porsche giveth, and the Porsche taketh away. In this case it’s reversed; the new 911 GT3 RS is a deeply amazing track-ready machine, but enthusiasts balked at its lack of a true manual gearbox. So here’s Porsche to giveth what we asked-eth for: a GT3 RS without the zany bodywork and a proper stick-shift.

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  • What Cars Should Play What Football Positions?

    I’m told today there’s a big race (?) of some sort today, but it doesn’t involve anyone driving anything, somehow. I’m also told a non-spherical “ball” is involved, which makes no sense either. I checked it out, and it seems to be true, this “Superb Bowl.” Let’s try to jam some cars into this mess.

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  • Bugatti Chiron: This Is It

    It is claimed to be the world’s most powerful production car (for now), putting out 1,478 horsepower and boasting a price tag of more than 2.4 million Euros. Meet the next generation of insane Bugatti speed and opulence.

    By Patrick George Read More
  • I Drove My Aston Martin On A Frozen Lake In Vermont

    For a brief moment there, I felt like James Bond: drifting my Aston Martin with studded tires across a frozen lake. Then I remembered I wasn’t out there chasing down an evil villain or solving a serious crime that put the whole world in danger. I was following a part-time driving instructor named Paul, who was in a ’98 Corolla with 190,000 miles and dents the size of a desk lamp.

    By Doug DeMuro Read More
  • 2017 Volvo V90: This Is It

    The 2017 Volvo V90 wagon is here, but don’t tell us you’re surprised. Is this the best-looking modern Volvo wagon yet? Maybe so.

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  • The Camaro 1LE Performance Pack Will Be The Best V6 Muscle Car You Can Buy

    The previous Camaro SS 1LE was one of our favorite Camaro variants. Now the performance package is coming to the one with two fewer cylinders. That means you can have a 1LE V6 with 335 horsepower and a stick. Still can’t decide which performance muscle car to buy? Well, Chevrolet just made that choice harder.

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  • Hurry Up, Dammit, If You Want To Be An Astronaut

    Sick of your dead-end job? Dream of going into space, flipping your old boss the bird as you ride a column of fire into the heavenslike the space hero you know you really are? Then get your ass in gear and apply to be an astronaut! Today’s the last day!

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • All The Surprisingly True Stuff In The 'Lost-In-Space' Nigerian Scam

    In the past few days, the whole proudly too-smart-for-this-bullshit web community has been chuckling at the latest Nigerian 419 scam, this one substituting the iconic prince for a lost cosmonaut. Interestingly, though, the scam actually is based on some real facts, reworked in an imaginative way. Let’s see if we can dig out the bones of truth here.

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  • Mysterious Faraday Future Bleeding Cash, Blasted By Former Exec: Report

    Faraday Future, the mysterious startup automaker that made its big reveal at this year’s CES, is suffering from the loss of its battery engineer and financial setbacks delaying its billion dollar Nevada factory. Now a former executive put the company on blast, claiming it does not in fact have a “Tesla killer” or even a functioning car.

    By Justin T. Westbrook Read More
  • One Of The Most Technically Influential Cars Was This Stillborn Chevy Nobody Remembers

    If you were to get up right now, run into a parking lot, and sit on the hood of the first car you find and start bouncing up and down, chances are good that the suspension setup bouncing your ass there is MacPherson strut setup. That setup was born as part of a postwar General Motors program to build a small mass-market car. It could have been great, so naturally, GM killed it.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • How The Nissan Leaf Can Be Hacked Via Web Browser From Anywhere In The World

    What if a car could be controlled from a computer halfway around the world? Computer security researcher and hacker Troy Hunt has managed to do just that, via a web browser and an Internet connection, with an unmodified Nissan Leaf in another country. While so far the control was limited to the HVAC system, it’s a revealing demonstration of what’s possible.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • These Metal Muscles Could Revolutionize Cars And Robots

    HRL Laboratories has figured out how to replicate the rapid stiffening and softening of human muscle in metal. The technology could be used to create the ultimate automotive suspension, or give a robot the strength and sensitivity of a person.

    By Andrew P. Collins Read More
  • Nissan Makes Terrifying Self-Parking Office Chairs

    The engineers at Nissan are excited about autonomous driving technology. So excited in fact, they pulled themselves away from working on actual cars to demonstrate how smart they were with self-parking office chairs. Office chairs that terrifyingly move around when you leave the room.

    By Justin T. Westbrook Read More
  • Nevada State Treasurer Worried Over Faraday Future Factory Funding In China

    Faraday Future has made a lot of wild claims, but does it really have what it takes to be the next Tesla? Nevada’s state treasurer went to China last week to meet with Leshi, the parent company of Faraday Future, over concerns with the company delaying its promised $1 billion in investment funding for a new manufacturing facility.

    By Justin T. Westbrook Read More
  • Watch This Guy Summon His Tesla With An Apple Watch

    Tesla recently added a feature to its Model S allowing users to summon their car like an obedient dog, and now the Apple Watch is on board too. Other than being ridiculously cool, the process essentially works like summoning with a key fob.

    By Alanis King Read More
  • Google Apparently Wants Its Driverless Electric Cars To Be Cordless, Too

    According to IEEE Spectrum, documents filed to the U.S. Federal Communications Commission indicate that new efforts toward Google’s prototype autonomous cars include the testing of several wireless charging systems for the vehicles in California. The systems come from two companies that specialize in creating charging plates for vehicles, Hevo Power and Momentum Dynamics.

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  • Not Even The Famous Isle Of Man Is Safe From Autonomous Cars

    Is nothing sacred? It would appear not, as now even the small, self-governing Isle of Man, forever independent of the changing empires of Europe around it, and home to one of the oldest and most dangerous races on the planet, is inviting autonomous vehicle development to its roads.

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  • How The British Are Teaching 'Instinct' To Autonomous Cars

    The British Government has just committed almost $30 million to develop various facets of autonomous car tech, a chunk of which Bosch and Jaguar Land Rover are getting to develop self-driving cars that actually “drive like humans, not robots.”

    By Andrew P. Collins Read More
  • Don't Worry About The Fuel Used To Charge Your Phone In The Car

    Are you a tree-killing monster if you charge your cell phone with a USB port in your car? A recent Bloomberg article titled Charging a Smartphone While Driving Isn’t as Free as You Think suggests that maybe you are. I think it’s a bit too extreme. The facts aren’t wrong in the article, but a lot more context is required here.

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  • This Insane Station Wagon Is What Every Nissan Skyline GT-R Wishes It Could Be

    Let’s be frank—Nissan knew what it was doing when it created the Skyline. So much so that I’ll wager more people perusing this site right now would rather drive a bone stock Nissan Skyline GT-R for a week than have a Dodge Challenger Hellcat for a month, present company included. But what if you wanted to create something Nissan never did with its Skyline? What if what you really wanted to do was get two more cylinders and a hell of a lot of luggage space?

    By Freddy "Tavarish" Hernandez Read More
  • I Got Screwed By An Auto Repair Shop And It's My Own Damn Fault

    A commonly held idea in car culture is that “German reliability” is as oxymoronic as a diarrhea-free Chipotle burrito bowl. “The most expensive car I can ever buy is a cheap German,” people say. To prove them wrong, I bought a broken BMW 540i and planned to have someone other than me fix it, as I had other things to do, like watch Netflix and argue with people on Twitter. It didn’t turn out well.

    By Freddy "Tavarish" Hernandez Read More
  • Why The Hell Would You Buy A Mazda Miata When This V12 Mercedes Is Way Cheaper?

    One of the first issues readers bring up when I write these articles is the fact that the featured cars are often expensive to maintain and repair when out of warranty. While that may be somewhat true for this clean and Miata-cheap Mercedes-Benz SL600, a quick rundown of facts would render those concerns moot. Allow me to enlighten you.

    By Freddy "Tavarish" Hernandez Read More
  • eBay Challenge: Cars That Will Make You Look Rich For Less Than $30,000

    Status. Prestige. Pedigree. All words associated with the quintessential well-to-do yuppie douchebag. However, it doesn’t have to be this way, and that’s why this week, your task is to show me the best fake-it-til-you-make-it rich people cars available for under a $30k budget. Don’t disappoint me.

    By Freddy "Tavarish" Hernandez Read More
  • Here's Why Turning Your Car Into A Rolling Billboard Is An Awesome Idea

    If you’re in an employment transitional period and experience the thrill of daytime TV, you’ll likely have noticed infomercials that prey upon the broke and uninformed with jingles that convince you to hand over your grandma’s social security checks for one lump sum of cash. If there’s one thing to learn, it’s that free money is never free. However, there are deals out there that allow you to make money without actually doing anything out of the ordinary, and turning your car into an ad space ma

    By Freddy "Tavarish" Hernandez Read More
  • Here's How You Can Make Sure Your Car Is Safe To Drive

    So you just bought a used car. The previous owner may have said it was in great working condition, but how do you know it’s really safe to drive? If you don’t go to a pro mechanic, you’ll have to find out for yourself. Here’s how you can ensure your car isn’t a death-mobile with almost no tools.

    By David Tracy Read More
  • This Cheap-Looking Lincoln Town Car Has Way More Power Than A Charger Hellcat

    Having a car designated as a sleeper is no new thing. In fact, there are plenty of factory-made cars that fit the bill, even more so with a quick de-badging. However, the real sleepers out there, the cars you would never expect to be powerful, are some of the most interesting automotive marvels in the world. Here’s possibly the most insane one I’ve ever seen.

    By Freddy "Tavarish" Hernandez Read More
  • Why Buy A Nissan GT-R When This Porsche 911 Turbo Is Half The Price?

    When the Nissan GT-R first arrived on U.S. shores, it was immediately pitted against the all-wheel-drive and boosted Porsche 911 Turbo. While the GT-R was a great performance value back in the day, the tables have turned in such spectacular fashion that you can now get a great example of Germany’s finest sports car for a fraction of what Japan is charging for a slightly used Godzilla.

    By Freddy "Tavarish" Hernandez Read More
  • How To Remove A Locking Lug Nut Without The Key

    It’s springtime! Time to start working on your project car, learn a new wrenching skill, discover what everything is under the hood (and how it works), or just spruce up your daily driver. All month, we’ll be looking back at our best informative, maintenance and DIY articles from Jalopnik’s near 20-year history to get your ride ready for the road.

    By Andrew P. Collins Read More
  • Sell All Of Your Shit And Buy A Ferrari Right Now

    Every time some stupid show goes off the air, talking heads always refer to it as the end of an era when it isn’t at all - you’ll be able to binge watch the same episodes on Netflix until your eyes bleed or until you realize that your taste in sitcoms is severely lacking. However, when the subject is exotic sports cars, there really is no better time than now to buy your first Ferrari because holy nertz are they getting expensive.

    By Freddy "Tavarish" Hernandez Read More
  • This Insane Porsche 928 Will Make Purists Crap Their Khakis

    Welcome, one and all, to the very first installment of Build of the Week, where I feature cars that throw all caution, common sense, and budgets in the trash and you comment about how your modified Jetta GLX could beat it from a 40 MPH roll on the highway.

    By Freddy "Tavarish" Hernandez Read More
  • Why Buy A BMW M6 When The Best Aston Martin Ever Made Costs Way Less?

    When looking for a budget exotic car to buy, it’s easy to get carried away by the sharp-edged lines of a Lamborghini or the pedigree of a bona-fide Ferrari badge. Oh, how wrong you’d be. This Aston Martin DBS is the most beautiful and one of the most rare exotics you can buy today, for way less than the price off the poseur-spec BMW M6. Prepare for enlightenment.

    By Freddy "Tavarish" Hernandez Read More
  • What's The Best Track Day Muscle Car On Sale?

    Ford GT350R. Chevrolet Camaro Z/28. The Dodge Hellcats. All of them are amazing modern American muscle cars in their own ways, but... which one should you buy? Watch us argue that out, and you be the judge.

    By Michael Ballaban Read More
  • We Want To Showcase The Best Damn Car Builds You've Ever Seen

    Were you the kind of awesome child that loved LEGOs and now you’re getting tetanus shots every week because you’re reliving it through rebuilding rusty cars? Do you want to see something come from nothing? Do you like artful expressions of automotive excellence? Well, then - make yourself at home.

    By Freddy "Tavarish" Hernandez Read More