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Audi (3)

  • Audi Q3: Jalopnik's Buyer's Guide

    The Q3 is Audi’s attempt to bring their go-to formula of “handsome, reserved, luxurious, competent” into the very hot compact CUV space. They will probably make out like bandits. What do you need to know before you buy a Audi Q3? Don’t worry, we’ll tell you everything right here in our Buyer’s Guide.

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  • Audi's Car Interior Of The Future Has Screens Everywhere

    It seems that we can’t go more than a few minutes anymore without staring at some kind of display screen at home, at work or on our phones. The screen became a fixture on most modern cars years ago, but Audi’s new concept at CES takes everything to the next level.

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Beyond Cars (65)

  • Turkey Claims Yet Another Russian Jet Invaded Its Airspace

    Turkey claims that one of Russia’s most advanced fighter-bombers, an Su-34 Fullback, entered into Turkish airspace at 11:46 a.m. local time on Friday. The event occurred after Turkey broadcasted multiple warnings for the jet to turn away. Russia says the incursion never happened, and that it is just “baseless propaganda.”

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  • The Time When The USS America Dropped Live Pigs On The USS Kennedy's Deck

    Times have really changed in the Navy. It is a far more “corporate force” than it was in its past. The Tailhook scandal and other embarrassing events have diluted the Navy’s frat-boy culture brilliantly showcased in this little time capsule from 1986, which depicts a piggish prank between supercarriers.

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  • Sonic Booms Are So Powerful That They Will Easily Shatter Windows

    United States Navy testing of its new F-35C fighter jet off the coast of New Jersey caused a noise so loud that some thought it was an earthquake. But the noise in question wasn’t geological in nature, but rather a sonic boom. The shock waves generated by a plane cresting the sound barrier are so powerful that they’ll easily shatter windows, like these two jets did in Brazil back in 2012.

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  • That 'Trump Jet' You Saw 'Shooting Down Fox News' Is A Russian Su-27

    This junior varsity photoshop of a “Trump fighter jet” shooting down a “Fox News passenger plane” picked up speed in today’s social media churn. Supporters sharing this seem to be ready for an America that uses Russian war machines to kill newspeople Something something free trade, I guess?

    By Andrew P. Collins Read More
  • Half Of The 525th Fighter Squadron's F-22s Deploy To Japan In Big Show Of Force

    Seeing F-22s deploy internationally is nothing new, but usually it’s in relatively small groups of four to eight jets. Yet the 525th Fighter Squadron based at Elmendorf AFB, Alaska, has just moved 12 F-22s (half of its inventory) to Yokota Air Base in Japan. Obviously such a potent deployment is meant to send a strong message to allies, and potential foes, in the region.

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  • Russia's Questionable Attempt To Break A Siege On This Syrian City With Backfire Bomber Strikes

    Russia continues to use heavy bombers to fight anti-Assad regime insurgents and ISIS fighters in Syria. Today, the government posted this video of the imposing Tu-22M flying thousands of miles to drop the same 250 kg dumb bombs that their aircraft based in Syria may have dropped. Their target was supposedly Assad’s last holdout in Syria’s east, a city of 200,000 that could fall to ISIS at any time, even though high-altitude carpet bombing has highly questionable accuracy and possibly horrific re

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  • Area 51 Bans Drones... Your Drones, At Least

    The U.S. government continues to try to cope with the rise of the drones, both those in their own hands and in yours. Now the world’s most well known top-secret facility, Area 51, is trying adapt as well. Ironically, what is surely the most cutting edge of drone-testing facilities in the entire world wants to make sure that you keep your drone in the trunk when approaching its borders.

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  • Check Out This Aggressor F-16 Refueling Over A Sandstorm

    Our good friend Frank Crebas of Bluelife Aviation Photography captured these amazing images of a 64th Aggressor Squadron F-16C refueling high over the Nellis Range Complex while an ominous sandstorm rages below. The shots were taken at the height of a Red Flag air combat exercise.

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  • This Is How The Pentagon Knows Its Combat Aircraft Can Withstand A Blizzard

    While the East Coast turns into a less-than-wonderful winter wonderland, the Department of Defense can rest assured that even their most advanced and finicky aircraft left out in the cold will be just fine. This piece of mind comes from testing done at the U.S. Air Force’s one-of-a-kind torture chamber: the McKinley Climatic Lab.

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  • Saddam Strikes Back: Iraq's Failed Invasion Of A Saudi City During Desert Storm

    When most people think about Desert Storm, they probably imagine Saddam and his forces being contained and battered from the sky before being conquered in a 100 hour ground offensive. Yet the Battle of Khafji was the only instance Iraqi ground forces attempted to land a meaningful blow on the coalition on its own turf, and it succeeded—just before failing miserably.

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  • How Stealth Was Baptized By Fire During Desert Storm 25 Years Ago

    One of the most spellbinding military capabilities used 25 years ago during the Operation Desert Storm was stealth technology. Despite many billions of dollars invested, until that point it had never been proven in actual combat on a large scale. This would change in the opening moments of the conflict as F-117s raided Baghdad with dramatic results.

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  • Watch This AH-64 Apache Crew Charge Around Below The Treetops In The German Countryside

    As a result of the decision to retire the OH-58D Kiowa Warrior scout helicopter, the AH-64 Apache is a more integral part of Army Aviation than ever before. Now in its AH-64E “Guardian” iteration, the Apache is far more than just a tank-busting helicopter. Today it works as a sensor node and intelligence-collection platform—and crews can control unmanned aircraft from its cockpit.

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  • This Ant's-Eye View Of A CH-47 Chinook's Landing Zone Is Pretty Sweet

    Boy, has Boeing gotten a good return on CH-47 Chinook design. For half a century, these things have been getting the job done for the U.S. Army and over 20 militaries around the globe. This unique view of one of these amazing machines going about its business makes it all look so easy and simple.

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  • Operation Desert Storm By The Numbers On Its 25th Anniversary

    Twenty-five years ago today, President George H.W. Bush announced the execution of Operation Desert Storm. It was not only a historical geopolitical moment that changed the course of human events but it is widely seen as the wide-scale introduction of modern “smart” warfare driven by miniaturized computer technology and reliance on precision air power.

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  • The Centennial Of Coast Guard Aviation Kicks Off With This Sweet Retro MH-60T Jayhawk

    This year marks the 100th year of U.S. Coast Guard aviation, and much like the Navy did in 2011, this monumental anniversary will be marked by a series of retro paint schemes applied to some of their aircraft. The first in that series is this MH-60T Jayhawk painted just like HH-34 Seahorse, R-5 Dragonfly and HH-19 Chickasaw helicopters during the ‘40s, ‘50s and ‘60s.

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  • Two Marine Corps Helicopters Missing Off The Coast Of Oahu (Updated)

    Details remain very scarce, but two Marine Corps helicopters have reportedly been lost off of Oahu, according to the Marine Corps Times and other sources. A fiery debris field and an empty life raft were found in the area. The Coast Guard is executing a search and rescue effort about two and a half miles off the North Shore of the island.

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  • Fox News Pundits Shit The Bed More Than Usual Over Iran's Detaining Of U.S. Sailors

    If you believe the way Fox News covered it, the video that surfaced of Iran’s detention of 10 American sailors was an outrage, the entire incident was a failure of the Obama Administration, and it was totally out of line to thank the Iranians for returning our sailors safely. Join me as I recount the absurd crescendo of commentary from hawkish talking heads.

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  • Here's Your Go-To Graphic To Understand The U.S. Army's Massive Aircraft Inventory

    When most people think about the U.S. Army, aircraft don’t immediately come to mind. Yet the fact is that the supposed ground-pounding branch of the U.S. armed services is anything but. This incredible graphic from our friends a Contemporary Issues and Geography gives us a unique insight into the structure and the size of the Army’s aviation forces.

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  • One Of The Real Major Toms Even Covered David Bowie From Space

    The passing of one of the world’s most beloved music artists is a hard pill to swallow. David Bowie impacted not just music and fashion, but also science fiction and even real astronauts. Nowhere is this better evidenced than in this cover of “Space Oddity,” recorded in space by International Space Station Commander Chris Hadfield.

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  • Corporal Remedios Cruz Could Be The Marine Corps' First Infantrywoman

    Corporal Remedios Cruz, a 24-year-old supply clerk and a graduate of Marine Infantry School is one of half a dozen other female Marines who took part in an experimental program that put men and women together executing combat tasks. Now, with all U.S. military jobs opening up to women, she could be the USMC’s first female Rifleman.

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  • Marine Turned Star Wars Villain Adam Driver Tries On A Bomb Suit In Kuwait

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens star Adam Driver is no stranger to the military, having enlisted in the Marine Corps before finding great success as an actor. During a trip to Kuwait, Kylo Ren himself got a chance to don one of Explosive Ordnance Disposal’s iconic bomb suits in the desert heat and get a first hand look at what it’s designed for.

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  • Rocket-Propelled Grenades Found In El Chapo's Hideout After Bloody Raid

    Until today, Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman had been on the run since making an outlandish tunnel escape from a Mexican maximum security prison last July. Although there have been false alarms as to his capture since then, today he is a free man no more. And he was packing some very serious heat before the authorities took him in.

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  • Meet Russia's New High-Speed Helicopter Testbed

    Russia has created a highly modified variant of its venerable Mi-24 Hind attack helicopter dubbed the “Prospective Speedy Helicopter” Demonstrator, or Demonstrator PSV. This testbed aircraft aims to take Russian helicopter technology to the next level when it comes to both kinetic performance and avionics.

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  • Pentagon Bails On Controversial 'Nintendo Medal' For Drone Pilots

    The Defense Department continues to struggle with adapting to the changing realities of modern warfare, where personnel can effect the outcome of combat operations dramatically without ever really being where that war is taking place. Drone warfare is one area where the Pentagon, and especially the USAF, has struggled to adapt culturally, and this includes giving recognition where it is deserved.

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  • This Truck-Sized Flying Machine Can Go Where Helicopters Can't

    Israel’s Urban Aeronautics has been working on a concept for a truck-sized flying machine that can go places where even helicopters can’t for over decade. It has always seemed like an intriguing and promising idea, but now, after years of development, it is becoming a reality. Just days ago the futuristic machine, dubbed the AirMule, made its first untethered flight.

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  • The Islamic State Is Developing Remote Control Car Bombs With Decoy Dummies

    Suicide bombings are a favorite tactic of choice for terrorists the world over. Hamas, the Tamil Tigers, and the Taliban have all used them. The Islamic State has committed plenty of suicide attacks, too, but suicide attacks have an inherent problem – eventually you run out of people willing to commit suicide just to murder others. So the Islamic State has come up with a solution to that.

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  • Read North Korea's Positively Batshit Insane Statement On Its Hydrogen Bomb

    Last night, following reports of unusual seismic activity in the region, the Democratic People’s Republic of North Korea announced it detonated its first hydrogen bomb in an underground test. But when you’re North Korea, you don’t just come out say, “Hey, look what we did.” No, you have to make a deeply bizarre pageant out of everything.

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  • This Is How You Make A Hydrogen Bomb

    With the Cold War coming back, I figured this would be a good time to freshen up on some basic nuclear tips. Just helpful hints, like how to duck and cover, how to eat canned crackers, and, of course, how to build a goddamn hydrogen bomb yourself. Here’s that last one, in video form.

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  • North Korea Says It Has Detonated Its First Hydrogen Bomb (Updated)

    A 5.1 magnitude quake was detected about 30 miles from North Korea’s Punggye-Ri nuclear test site this evening, indicating a possible underground nuclear detonation. North Korea’s last nuclear test was in 2013 and the detonation resulted in a quake measuring 5.1 magnitude with an estimated weapons yield between six and nine kilotons. The bomb dropped on Hiroshima was a 15 kiloton weapon by comparison. Update: North Korea says it has detonated its first hydrogen bomb.

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  • China Lands Plane On Growing Man-Made Island Airbase In South China Sea; Now What?

    China’s island-building campaign in the South China Sea has been happening at breakneck speed. At Fiery Cross Reef, the construction of a 10,000 foot runway capable of supporting fighters and military transports has finally been proven operational after China landed an aircraft on it. . Here’s why that’s causing great concern among nearby Asian countries and what could be done about it.

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BMW (2)

  • BMW X4: Jalopnik's Buyer's Guide

    The BMW X4 is basically an X3 without space in the back for human heads. What do you need to know before you buy a BMW X4? Don’t worry, we’ll tell you everything right here in our Buyer’s Guide.

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Brands (23)

  • Jaguar XJ: The Ultimate Buyer's Guide

    The Jaguar XJ is a big, expensive luxury performance sedan that may not have the precision of the Germans, but it’s definitely got more soul. What do you need to know before you buy a Jaguar XJ? Don’t worry, we’ll tell you everything right here in the Ultimate Buyer’s Guide.

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  • 2016 Mazda Miata: Will It Baby?

    I’m not under any illusions about how this story will be used. It’s going to be presented as evidence by hopeful gearhead parents who desperately want to convince the other parent that, somehow, in the face of all logic, a two-seater roadster like the new 2016 Mazda Miata makes sense with kids. I’m not promising any results, but I’m going to try my best to help.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • I Drove A Challenger Hellcat And I Almost Crashed It

    I recently received an e-mail from a reader asking if I wanted to drive his Dodge Challenger Hellcat. I found this to be a strange departure from the e-mails I typically get from readers, which generally include a.) profanity, and b.) at least one use of the phrase “You suck.”

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  • Mercedes G-Class: The Ultimate Buyer's Guide

    The Mercedes-Benz G-Class has been an international workhorse for decades. But here in the United States it only comes in two flavors: Flashy and aggressively ostentatious. If that’s what you’re in the market for check out our Ultimate Buyer’s Guide!

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  • Mercedes GLE: Jalopnik's Buyer's Guide

    The Mercedes GLE isn’t the same old Mercedes ML that started the luxury CUV segment; It’s now bigger, fancier, safer and offers more trim levels than you could ever imagine. What do you need to know before you buy a Mercedes GLE? Don’t worry, we’ll tell you everything right here in our Buyer’s Guide.

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  • Mercedes GL: Jalopnik's Buyer's Guide

    The Mercedes GL is the biggest truck in Mercedes’s lineup. It’s the car you buy when you need seven seats but prefer reserved German luxury to Range Rover’s rugged look. What do you need to know before you buy a Mercedes GL? Don’t worry, we’ll tell you everything right here in our Buyer’s Guide.

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  • Mercedes GLA And GLA45 AMG: The Ultimate Buyer's Guide

    Mercedes-Benz has long built practical and approachable hatchbacks for Europeans and now they’re finally building one for us. What do you need to know before you buy a Mercedes GLA? Don’t worry, we’ll tell you everything right here in the Ultimate Buyer’s Guide.

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  • Land Rover LR4: The Ultimate Buyer's Guide

    You can trace a line of direct descent from the original world-conquering Land Rover to today’s Land Rover LR4, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t comfy. What do you need to know before you buy an LR4? Don’t worry, we’ll tell you everything right here in the Ultimate Buyer’s Guide.

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  • Infiniti QX80: Jalopnik Ultimate Buyer's Guide

    If you’re shopping for a luxury SUV, you might have already laughed the Infiniti QX80 off your list because look at it. But behind that cyborg-beastface is a capable and seriously comfortable 4x4. If that got your attention, here’s everything you need to know about it in our Ultimate Buyer’s Guide.

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  • Infiniti QX70: Jalopnik's Buyer's Guide

    The Infiniti QX70 is a slightly bigger version of the G35-based QX50, and that’s not a bad thing. What do you need to know before you buy an Infiniti QX70? Don’t worry, we’ll tell you everything right here in our Buyer’s Guide.

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  • Infiniti QX60: Jalopnik's Buyer's Guide

    The Infiniti QX60 is a fancy Pathfinder, and like its stablemate over at Nissan, it offers decent value and fuel economy for a seven-passenger CUV. What do you need to know before you buy an Infiniti QX60? Don’t worry, we’ll tell you everything right here in our Buyer’s Guide.

    By David Tracy Read More
  • Cadillac Escalade: The Ultimate Buyer's Guide

    The Cadillac Escalade is more than a car, it’s a part of popular culture. What do you need to know before you buy an Escalade? Don’t worry, we’ll tell you everything right here in the Ultimate Buyer’s Guide.

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  • Mazda CX-3: The Ultimate Buyer's Guide

    On paper, the Mazda CX-3 is inferior to the Mazda3 in every way except ride height, but it’s still a cool little CUV. What do you need to know before you buy a Mazda CX-3? Don’t worry, we’ll tell you everything right here in the Ultimate Buyer’s Guide.

    By David Tracy Read More
  • The Kia Forte5 Is The Value Packed Warm Hatch That You Weren't Even Aware Of

    Forget the ‘90s, we are living in a golden age of hot hatchbacks and sport compacts. With so many good offerings it is easy to see why Kia’s Forte5 gets overlooked by folks shopping for a sporty hatchback. Kia wants to change that with some big updates to the 2017 model. Is it a hot hatch? Not really, but it’s warm enough to be decent.

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  • How Lexus Killed Boring With The Mind-Blowing V8 LC 500 Coupe

    For years, Toyota CEO, racer and general speed enthusiast Akio Toyoda has wanted to shake his company’s staid image—in particular Lexus, a brand that runs against top-shelf performance automakers like BMW, Audi and Mercedes. In Detroit yesterday, he fired his biggest shot in that direction with the stunning LC 500 coupe, soon to the brand’s new flagship car.

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  • Alfa Romeo 4C: The Ultimate Buyer's Guide

    Unfortunately, since you don’t live in the 1970s, you can’t buy a Lamborghini Countach, a Ferrari Dino 308 GT4 or a DeTomaso Pantera brand new. But you can buy an Alfa Romeo 4C, which is probably the closest thing to a modern version of those exotics. What do you need to know before you buy an Alfa Romeo 4C? Don’t worry, we’ll tell you everything right here in the Ultimate Buyer’s Guide.

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Buying (14)

  • Volvo XC60: Jalopnik's Buyer's Guide

    The XC60 has been Volvo’s best selling vehicle by a huge margin, and for a good reason. It’s elegant, safe and offers a slew of powertrain options. What do you need to know before you buy a Volvo XC60? Don’t worry, we’ll tell you everything right here in our Buyer’s Guide.

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  • My Stanced And Bagged 2005 Subaru Baja Is Almost As Awesome As A 2016 WRX STI

    I have loved cars since I could talk, and I’ve loved Subarus almost as long. I love them so much that I daily-drive one of the wildest and worst Subies in New York—a bagged and stanced 2005 Baja Turbo. But when I talked my way into a brand new 2016 WRX STI, there was only one question. How does a modern, proper, unmolested Subaru compare to my monstrosity?

    By Jared Auslander Read More
  • The 2016 Cadillac CT6 Makes American Luxury Relevant Again

    To destroy your enemy, you must find him, face him, and then... become him. That’s a tagline from what most film critics agree is the greatest movie ever made, Face/Off. It’s also a good way to sum up everything Cadillac has been up to in the last few years, and why the 2016 Cadillac CT6 is so different. And different in a good way.

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  • The 2016 Ford Focus RS Is God In Hatchback Form

    The most impressive thing about the 2016 Ford Focus RS isn’t the Drift Mode or the fact that it’s stupidly fast on track without showing any sign of understeer. What you’ll really love is how refined and easy it is as a road car. No hot hatch ticks all the boxes quite like Ford’s does—and rejoice, for this Euro legend is finally coming to America.

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  • Volkswagen Touareg: Jalopnik's Buyer's Guide

    The Volkswagen Touareg is sort of of an “also ran” in the surprisingly driver-oriented European luxury SUV market. But that also means it could secretly be a great deal. If you’re in the market, we’ve rounded up some key things to think about in our Buyer’s Guide.

    By David Tracy Read More
  • Ford Focus RS: The Ultimate Buyer's Guide

    The Ford Focus RS is the ridiculously powerful hatchback Europe has been teasing us with for years. But now the heavens smile upon the U.S. and will grace us with Ford’s craziest family car. Except now the RS is a driftmobile with all-wheel drive. What do you need to know before you buy a Focus RS? Don’t worry, we’ll tell you everything right here in the our Buyer’s Guide.

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  • The 2016 Scion iM Is Not Bad, But Not What Scion Needs

    Remember the Toyota Matrix? Or, for you badge engineering fetishists, the Pontiac Vibe? That’s what the 2016 Scion iM reminds me of. That’s not a bad thing at all, but if Scion thinks this is a replacement for the first-gen xB, they’re deluded.

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  • How Did You Choose The DougCar?

    Hello, ladies and gentlemen of Jalopnik, and welcome to the latest round of Letters to Doug, your favorite weekly column wherein you send me letters and, in response, I send you Doug.

    By Doug DeMuro Read More
  • What Do You Want To Know About The 2016 Scion iA?

    Yes, I’m aware it says “Scion” on the front, and on the key, and on the steering wheel, but the 2016 Scion iA is actually a Mazda 2 sedan. And since it is made by Mazda, it turns out it’s not an inexpensive and dreary Scion at all. It’s damn near cheap and cheerful.

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Advice (1)

Culture (36)

  • What If Cars Had Developed With The Horse And Buggy Model?

    I’m fascinated by the early development of automobiles and I have all kinds of ideas and opinions on the subject. I also have one nagging question: why did things turn out the way they did? Specifically, I’m not sure why or how cars managed to replace the old horse/buggy model so completely. I better explain.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • Tell Us About The Worst Car You Ever Owned

    Whether it’s a project car, a winter beater or a shiny new car fresh off the dealer lot, we all buy cars expecting the best. It doesn’t always work out that way. Those are the stories we want to hear today.

    By Patrick George Read More
  • Your Most Hilariously Awful Winter Driving Stories

    This weekend sure seemed like a fun one for a huge swath of the country, with 30 inches of snow or more burying the Northeast, roads getting shut down, and entire cities falling into anarchy as Blizzardpocalypse 2016 caused us to abandon our humanity and any pretense of law and order.

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  • We Designed The Ultimate Winter Car

    As many of us already know, or are about to find out, winter driving can really suck. Icy and snowy conditions are simply hard on both people and cars, and very few cars are really designed to handle it well. But what if a car was designed just to deal well with terrible winter weather? I took a stab at it.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • Comment Of The Day: Crash Into Reality Edition

    We all like to imagine a beautiful fantasy world from time to time. Every car has a manual transmission, and they all come in varying shades of brown and wagon. But when we tell ourselves that the fantasy must surely become reality, we run into logic problems. Or do we?

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  • Tell Us Your Worst Story Of Winter Driving

    In two days, two feet of snow will fall on my place of residence. I will be out in my weedy little rear-drive car, making the most of it. But driving in the winter isn’t always a powerslider’s paradise.

    By Raphael Orlove Read More
  • Jerry Seinfeld Is Selling Three Of His Finest Porsches

    With all that NBC and Sony money coming in, we wonder: Does Jerry Seinfeld need space the for something even more special in his garage? Either way, if you’re in the market for a Porsche 550 Spyder, a 356 A 1500 GS/GT Carrera Speedster or a 911 Carrera 3.0 IROC RSR, prepare your bank account for a diet.

    By Máté Petrány Read More
  • Scion Sucks Because We're All Cowards But I Can Fix It

    Last week I reviewed the new Scion iM, and found it to be fine. Just fine. Looking at the current Scion lineup, with the exception of the part-Subaru FR-S, that’s really all you can say about the whole brand. It’s fine. Which is terrible. And, worse, the reason it’s like this is because we’re all cowards.

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  • Comment Of The Day: Ghost Edition

    If you’ve never seen an autonomous, or even semi-autonomous car before, you might think a ghost is driving at first. “No driver?” you wonder. “But that must mean...” you think, as your thoughts trail off, too horrible to be true. And then, the realization, too strong to deny. “Ghost real. Ghost real.”

    By Michael Ballaban Read More
  • Yes, There Really Is An Official Subaru Anime And This Is Its STI

    We’ve covered the anime car (or itasha) phenomenon in Japan previously on Jalopnik East, and at the time we mentioned that actual automakers were getting in on it. Well, Subaru partnered with famous anime studio Gainax (of Neon Genesis Evangelion) to produce an anime called Wish Upon the Pleiades (you know, Subaru = Pleiades). It had its own booth at TAS 2016.

    By Kat Callahan Read More
  • David Bowie's Hilarious Comments About His Mini Art Car

    Back in 1999, Mini asked three British icons to come up with their own Mini designs for an upcoming exhibition celebrating the brand’s 40th anniversary. David Bowie was one of them. The car was good, but his remarks about the project stole the show.

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  • Why Is Lexus Incorporating Ancient Egyptian Symbols Into The LC 500?

    Look, Lexus. I know you think you’re getting away with something here, but I just want to let you know I know what you’re doing. You thought all us autojournos would be fooled — but you didn’t count on one with a mostly unused Art History degree and several semesters of Egyptology. I got your number, and I’m gonna blow the lid off this thing.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • If Video Games Have Souls, This Kei Car Racing Simulator Captured Mine

    While it’s true that I’m not much of a video gamer, I have clearly found the classic Super Famicom (Super NES) game for me: Kat’s Run Zen-Nippon K Car Senshuken. Not only is it named after me, and involves kei cars I want and/or have owned, but it even has a joke from my favorite anime in the opening segment!

    By Kat Callahan Read More
  • The 1970s Fiat 127 May Still Be The Cutest Supermini On Tokyo Streets

    Welcome to Cars of the Ku, a sometimes weekend segment where we highlight a cool car found on the Japanese streets. Ku (?) is the Japanese word for “city ward.” Today, we have this lovely green Fiat 127 I saw on my up-hill, both ways travails through Minato-Ku in central Tokyo. Isn’t it adorable?

    By Kat Callahan Read More
  • What Came Before The Car Horn?

    Some people just can’t drive. And when a person can’t drive, it’s only right for the rest of the public to inform him or her of that knowledge deficit—with a loud, unmistakable wail from behind the wheel of another vehicle.

    By Alanis King Read More
  • We Can Make Supercars Fun Again By Making Them Vastly More Insane

    I think I’ve made my position on those expensive gleaming suppositories of automotive excess we generally call ‘supercars’ quite clear: they’re stupid. But that doesn’t mean I think they always have to be stupid. In fact, I think their path out of the caves of stupidity is, ironically, with an injection of more pure, weaponized stupid.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • I Got To Drive One Of The Weirdest Volkswagens, And It Was Fantastic

    If German-made, air-cooled-era Volkswagen was a canned fruit cup, then the Type 147 ‘Fridolin’ would be the little halved cherry sometimes found inside, swimming in fruit-fluid: a rare, delightful treat. The Fridolin is a car I’ve wanted to drive for years, and I finally got my chance this past year, in Germany.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • It's Time To Let Analog-Looking Gauges Die

    Like most people, I have a soft spot for an old dashboard filled with big, analog gauges. It’s a satisfying thing to watch a long needle sweep and dance along the arc of a gauge. I love it. It’s partially because of this love that I say this: it’s time to let analog gauges die.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • Cars You Hate Aren't Necessarily Bad Cars

    After considerable thought, I have decided to devote today’s column to cars we hate. This may seem like an unusual diversion from the norm, until you remember that I spent last year writing about a Hummer.

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  • Is This Evidence Of A Secret Mitsuoka/FCA Deal?

    Mitsuoka is the world’s premier maker of Nissan-based, sub-scale vintage Jaguar-ish cars. FCA (you know, Fiat-Chrysler) is a huge carmaker that’s going through a bit of a rough patch, including a failed attempt to convince GM that a merger would be a blast. Is an FCA/Mitsuoka partnership just what everyone needs?

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  • Can A Camry Driver Also Be A Car Enthusiast?

    The Camry is supposedly the antithesis of what enthusiasts want in a car: an appliance, a beigemobile. However, out of the more than six million monthly Jalopnik readers, there is a good chance that some of them are Camry drivers. Are they enthusiasts too? I would say so.

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  • These Are The Ten Most Off-Road Capable SUVs You Can Buy

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  • Mugen Honda Civic Type R: This JDM Civic Is The Best Civic

    Mugen is to Honda what your depressingly superior little brother is to you. No matter how awesome and successful you are as the older sibling, no matter how smart or how fast, he somehow shows up later and does it better and with more style. Yeah, the Mugen Civic Type R is pretty much like that.

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  • 2017 Porsche 718 Boxster: This Is It

    The new Porsche 718 Boxster and 718 Boxster S get more than just a number attached to their names. The cars are getting new suspension, brakes, styling tweaks, and dropping six-cylinder engines for four.

    By Andrew P. Collins Read More
  • Here's What Happened When I Drove My Aston Martin In The Snow

    I was out of town this weekend when the great blizzard struck. When I returned home yesterday to six-foot snow piles and freezing temperatures, I could only think one thing: I’ve got to take out the Aston in this. And that’s how I found myself, two hours later, digging out my rear wheels with a camera tripod.

    By Doug DeMuro Read More
  • Jaguar F-Type SVR: This Is It In All Its 575 Horsepower Glory

    A lot of things have run through my mind when I’ve driven the Jaguar F-Type R. “This thing desperately needs more horsepower” has never been one of them. But we are in the age of overkill, and our beloved F-Type is about to get a heavy dose of just that. Meet the insane F-Type SVR.

    By Patrick George Read More
  • Suzuki Ignis iM-4: This Is It, Canoe Sold Separately

    The “tiny car” Japanese makers, Suzuki and Daihatsu, really focused on outdoorsy themes at the Tokyo Auto Salon this year. I feel like the production model of the new Suzuki Ignis wore it best. I’d definitely take it to Lake Haruna and make curry next to it. But I admit, I see it more as a spaceship than a camper.

    By Kat Callahan Read More
  • 2017 Genesis G90: This Is It

    Hyundai’s first Genesis-branded luxury yacht will hit the market with a 365 horsepower twin-turbo V6 and a 5.0-liter V8 with 420 ponies. Meanwhile, the Korean brand promises five new Genesis models to follow the flagship in the next five years.

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  • 2017 Chrysler Pacifica And Pacifica Hybrid: This Is It

    Presenting the all-new 2017 Chrysler Town & Country — which is actually now officially the Pacifica — the last beacon of hope in the age where traditional minivans fall to the rush of consumers flocking to “crossovers.” It’s very, uh, modern, and now with a hybrid option!

    By Justin T. Westbrook Read More
  • A Review Of The GM EV1, Or At Least What I Can Remember After 20 Years

    Once, long ago, I was like many of you: a young, beautiful gadabout, ready to drink lustily from the frothing cup of life. One particular quaff of that cup is significant, because it involves a short drive in the shining but infamously doomed General Motors EV1, and 2016 will mark that car’s 20th anniversary. In honor of this, I’m going to try and write a hazy, barely-remembered review.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • 2017 Lincoln Continental: This Is It

    Let the 2016 Detroit Auto Show leaks commence! First up is Lincoln, with this admittedly very grainy, low-res photo of the production 2017 Lincoln Continental making the rounds on Ford Inside News. How’d it turn out?

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  • How A Tesla With Autopilot Forced Us To Take The Road Trip Of The Past

    The weird thing about the road trip of the future is that it’s much more like the road trips we used to take in our past than anything else. My coworkers and I just did 1400-odd miles in an electric Tesla Model S that could also drive itself. It wasn’t just the trip of the future. It was the way things used to be, too.

    By Raphael Orlove Read More
  • Autonomous Cars Need A Special Indicator Lamp

    Autonomous cars are just now barely starting to end up on our roads, in limited numbers and in limited ways. For now. We’re in an interesting transitional period, and there’s still lots of things we have to figure out. I think I have an idea that could help, and it’s as simple as a dumb old light.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • Nissan Has A Dumb Idea For The Next GT-R Supercar

    We haven’t heard much about the inevitable next-generation GT-R supercar, but we can expect it’s going to offer ballistic abilities to those lucky enough to drive it, particularly on racetracks. Nissan says why do that when you can sit in it and have it drive you around the racetrack. Huh?

    By Justin T. Westbrook Read More
  • We Played Patty-Cake While The Tesla Drove Itself

    Semi-autonomous cars like the Tesla Model S open up new possibilities over long road trips, as we’ve learned. But when you’re just sitting there, with the car doing the driving, how can you entertain yourself while keeping one eye on the road? With a game of patty-cake, of course.

    By Michael Ballaban Read More
  • How To Keep Your Car Clean So It Can 'See' In Winter

    Winter driving is, generally, a pain in the ass. That usually starts with a morning windshield-scraping and snow-clearing so you can actually see well enough to drive. But what about your car? Many modern cars need to “see” as well, and all that ice and snow gets in the way. Here’s how to help.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • Coast To Coast In A Tesla With No Driver Within 24 To 36 Months, Says Elon

    On Saturday, we learned of the new v7.1 software release on the Tesla Model S—an update allowing owners to summon the car like a well-trained dog and make it park itself. But it’s not that weird, according to Tesla head honcho Elon Musk. He says we could see fully autonomous cars in a matter of two to three years.

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  • Trust In Autonomous Cars Seems Split Along Political Lines

    In an election year, it feels like almost everything you encounter becomes politicized. There’s a reason for that — everything you encounter becomes politicized. You’d think the idea of whether or not you’d trust a car-robot to drive you around would be apolitical, but the results say something else.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • Faraday Future's $335 Million Hype Problem

    Pity the traditional automakers, sitting around waiting to die. The “legacy” car companies, unable to #disrupt and #changetheworld the way Faraday Future and the tech industry can! We pray for the souls of the people in the Motor City and Stuttgart and Japan.

    By Patrick George Read More
  • Toyota Sounds Serious About Making Robots Instead Of Cars

    “It is entirely possible that robots will become for today’s Toyota what the car industry was when Toyota made looms,” said Dr. Gill Pratt, the company’s Executive Technical Advisor and CEO of Toyota Research Institute, at the 2016 Consumer Electronics Show.

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  • GM To Invest $500 Million In Lyft, Build Autonomous On-Demand Car Network

    Ride-sharing! Mobility! Autonomous vehicles! Welcome to the world of cars in 2016. Here’s a huge development on all of those fronts: General Motors announced today it will invest $500 million in ride-sharing service Lyft and partner with the San Francisco startup for a network of autonomous on-demand cars.

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  • Toyota Sequoia: Jalopnik's Buyer's Guide

    The Toyota Sequoia is the car you buy if you want a Tundra but have too many kids, or if you want a Land Cruiser but you have too few dollars. What do you need to know before you buy a Toyota Sequoia? Don’t worry, we’ll tell you everything right here in our Buyer’s Guide.

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  • Toyota Land Cruiser: Jalopnik's Buyer's Guide

    The Toyota Land Cruiser is like a retired boxing champ: It used to be rough and tough, but now it’s just bathing in luxury. What do you need to know before you buy a Land Cruiser? Don’t worry, we’ll tell you everything right here in our Buyer’s Guide.

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  • I Drove The Ultimate Vintage Beetle With A Race-Built Porsche Engine

    When I mention that I love vintage Volkswagen Beetles, I’m usually met with a response like “Really? I had no idea. Too bad you never freaking mention it in every stupid thing you write,” and then the slappings begin. But I mean it! And even better, I got to drive what I think may be the ultimate, ideal vintage Beetle.

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  • Think The Mazda Miata Is A Good Deal? Try This 500-HP Dodge Viper Instead

    We all love to dream. It’s what keeps us getting up at the crack of dammit and working until we’re too old to care. However, some dreams—like owning a 500 horsepower iconic American supercar—are delightfully within reach. If you think the Mazda Miata is good weekend car for the money, get a load of this.

    By Freddy "Tavarish" Hernandez Read More
  • Project JDM Honda Logo: Here's All The Shit I Did This Week

    The Honda Logo GA3 5-Door D-series hatch (the Fit before the Fit) was in pretty poor shape when I bought it a year and a half ago for $975. Mechanically, it’s great! Passes inspection, has insurance, has a comfortable interior, all that... Jazz (womp womp). However, the outside was trashed, and I’ve even had a few mishaps of my own.

    By Kat Callahan Read More
  • Here's How Your Car Could Actually Be A Fantastic Investment

    In my line of work, I’m constantly told two things by the general public: All cars are nothing but money pits, and My uncle has a ‘65 Mustang that’ll be worth 200 grand in three years, but I’ll sell it to you for $6500. Both statements are obviously bullshit, but not because cars in general are bad investments—far from it, in fact. Here’s why.

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  • Meet The DIY Mastermind Building A 74-Foot Sailboat By Hand In His Front Yard

    Seeing a boat in someone’s yard is not uncommon. However, when that boat is a 74 foot long, 16 foot wide steel behemoth hand-built from scratch by the owner, it begins to raise eyebrows. Doug Jackson, of Tulsa, Oklahoma has such a boat in his front yard. It’s called SV Seeker, and it’s not something you see every day.

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  • Classic Cars Need Inspection Too

    I often tell people that they need to get used cars inspected before they buy, since so many used cars are sold without warranties. However, many people don’t realize this advice extends to classic car purchases as well.

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  • Which States Are The Best And Worst For Working On Cars?

    When it comes to car repair and modification, there’s just nothing better than grabbing some tools and making a weekend of it. However, there are certain parts of the country that are more accommodating to the shadetree mechanic than others.

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  • Why Buy A Regular-Ass Chevy Camaro When This 510-HP Jaguar Is Way Cheaper?

    Back in the good ol’ days, one could see a luxury coupe driving down the street and everyone not in that car would feel a sense of envy, also known scientifically as the jelly monster. Well, as it stands now, you can buy this Jaguar XKR—one of the best looking, sounding and performing luxury convertibles ever made—for less than the price of anything new with eight cylinders and two doors today.

    By Freddy "Tavarish" Hernandez Read More
  • Here Are Ten Future Classics For Less Than $25,000

    No matter what your pennystocking brother-in-law tells you, putting money in the stock market, for most people, is boring. That’s why I asked you future predicting bunch to give me the best possible automotive investments under a $25,000 budget so I know how to best drain what’s left of my life savings. Here are the top ten suggestions.

    By Freddy "Tavarish" Hernandez Read More
  • Someone Please Save This Stupid Cheap Aston Martin DB9 Before I Do

    I’m not sure what happens to a person’s brain when they purchase a supercar, but it seems to be a bit overwhelming for some individuals and they start to lose their grip on reality, as evidenced by this haggard and needy Aston Martin DB9. It may need a bit of everything, but here’s how you can do it on a budget, if you’re not afraid of getting dirty. If you don’t, I will.

    By Freddy "Tavarish" Hernandez Read More
  • eBay Challenge: Future Appreciating Classics For Less Than $25,000

    If you listened to your parents as a know-nothing youth, you’d have learned that cars are horrible investments. While that line of reasoning may work on mom’s GMC Esquilax, there are a few cars that can actually give you a hearty return the longer you hold on to them. Your job is to find those cars with a $25k cap on price. Go forth and fetch these gems, my friends!

    By Freddy "Tavarish" Hernandez Read More
  • Ten Used Cars That Can Kill A Dodge Hellcat For Less Than $60,000

    When Dodge released its 707-horsepower Hellcat line of cars (and soon to be Jeeps!), it marked an rubber-covered line in sand that every other new car manufacturer wouldn’t dare cross. The used car market has quite a different story. Here are 10 cars that would show a Hellcat its taillights, under a 60 grand budget.

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  • eBay Challenge: Dodge Hellcat Killers For Less Than $60,000

    Dodge has thrown down the gauntlet for brute power with their 707 horsepower Hellcat line, but the smart money knows that you can get way more bang for the buck when you buy used. That’s why today, your challenge is to find the most powerful, Hellcat-killing automobile on eBay for less than $60,000.

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  • This Incredibly Sketchy Homemade Electric Car Is The Tesla For Broke Gearheads

    When someone takes a down-on-its-luck JDM econobox and turns it into a car worthy of overwhelming praise and unimaginable fear at the same time, they’re doing something right. That’s why Mighty Car Mods bought this busted Daihatsu with a homemade electric drive conversion in the hopes that it would be the backyard mechanic’s answer to the Tesla Model S.

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  • This Cheap, Rare JDM Mazda Will Make You Forget All About The Skyline GT-R

    When I see celebrity mansions with garages filled with new supercars, my enthusiasm fades a bit, because those are the obvious car choices for rich people. However, a truly unique car to own has to have such rarity that it’ll beg a double-take from anyone in its vicinity, regardless of status. A car like this Mazda Eunos Cosmo that’s more powerful and harder to find stateside than any Nissan Skyline ever made, and it can now be yours for Ford Fusion money.

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  • How To Save Yourself From Buying A 'Kited' Car

    Check-kiting is a form of fraud where someone continually writes bad checks between their accounts, but you need to know that shady car dealers might also “kite” a used car. And the good news is that it can easily be avoided if you follow this simple advice.

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  • How To Own A BMW E46 M3 With A Proper Manual For Next To Nothing

    As cars get more technologically complex, the only option for manufacturers is to take the driver out of the equation, making for a driving experience that’s getting more numb by the second. That’s why cars like this thankfully autonomous-tech free masterpiece E46 BMW M3 are becoming the go-to car for enthusiast collectors and drivers alike. Here’s how you can own one for used Honda Civic money.

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  • You Can Buy This Insane Shelby Cobra For The Price Of A Hateful Minivan

    A roadster designed in the ‘60s with huge American engine used to be a rich person’s plaything - a fourth or fifth car to round out that empty space in their 10-car garage. However, this Backdraft Cobra replica represents so much more, since it’s within reach of the everyman’s bank account, not to mention faster than anything made by Carroll Shelby in the 20th century.

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  • You Can Buy The Best BMW M3 Ever Made For Less Than The Price Of A Ford Fusion

    Whether we like it or not, cars are becoming faster and harder to handle without computer intervention butting in more times than an in-law at a cheap wedding. That’s why it’s a breath of fresh air to know that focused driver’s cars like this spectacular BMW E90 M3 are still within the budget of most reasonable car nuts, but not for long.

    By Freddy "Tavarish" Hernandez Read More