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Beyond Cars (17)

  • Nobody Knows What To Do With America's Secret Nuclear Ice Base

    Back in the early years of the Cold War, America started construction of a secret underground base in Greenland to house nuclear missiles within range of Moscow, kind of like our cold Cuba. In the 1960s we figured out that it wouldn’t work, so we peaced out without telling anyone or removing any of our nuclear waste, now chillin’ under a hundred feet of ice. Ice that, we now know, will soon melt thanks to climate change.

    By Raphael Orlove Read More
  • Tiny Bacteria Are Eating America's Fighter Jets

    The United States Air Force is spending over a billion dollars on aircraft maintenance because of corrosion issues caused by tiny organic microbes, Popular Mechanics reports. Here’s how material scientists plan to fight these little pests.

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  • How Many Guys Does It Take To Load The Gun On An F-15?

    The F-15 Eagle’s main cannon isn’t quite as colossal as the one on the A-10 Thunderbolt, but like the Wu-Tang Clan, it ain’t nothing to fuck with. The 20mm rounds can be kicked out at the ridiculous rate of 6,000 per minute, and it takes a mechanical monster to load.

    By Andrew P. Collins Read More
  • How A Rogue 1950s Drone Fiasco Ended With 208 Rockets Fired At Southern California

    Aerial drones are a big deal now, especially the idea of drones potentially getting out of control and causing all sorts of shenanigans, some possibly dangerous. While aerial drone issues feel like a very modern problem, the truth is that airbone drones have been causing mischief since at least 1956. It would be pretty hard to beat the drone cluster-fudge of 1956 known as the Battle of Palmdale.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • Watch An F-16 Save The Life Of Its Unconscious Pilot

    G-LOC, or G-Induced Loss Of Consciousness, can occur when a pilot pulls such a tight turn that the blood drains from their head, making them pass out. In this recent de-classified footage, that’s exactly what happened to one pilot. Headed straight towards the ground at full afterburner, death seemed inevitable – until a new autopilot system pulled him out.

    By Michael Ballaban Read More
  • Here's What It's Like To Blast Through The Skies As A Fighter Jet Tourist

    I get it. You’ve scuba dived at the Great Barrier Reef. You’ve climbed Mount Everest...twice. You’ve gotten a table at Dorsia on a Friday night without making a reservation, something Patrick Bateman couldn’t even pull off. And now you’ve turned your attention to fighter jets because everything in life is too boring. And too cheap.

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  • How One Soviet Pilot Pulled The Sheet Off The Ghostly MiG-25

    The MiG-25 Foxbat was an incredible rat rod of a plane—heavy, big and extraordinarily powerful—and it indirectly led to the development of Western planes like the F-15 Eagle. In the 1970s, the United States Air Force didn’t know much about it, until a Soviet pilot named Viktor Belenko decided to defect and landed one in Hakodate, Japan, 40 years ago today.

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BMW (1)

  • Here Is What A Fully Restored BMW M1 Procar Looks Like (So Great)

    There were only 40 chassis produced for the BMW M1 Procar Championship racing series between 1979 and 1980, and you’re looking at No. 31. It was a backup race car that didn’t make it to the track, instead living its life as a road car. Now, it’s been restored to its Procar glory—while staying street legal.

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Brands (5)

  • The Cadillac ATS-V's Cooling System Is A Masterpiece Of Engineering

    Cadillac gave me an ATS-V for a few days, and I drove the crap out of it. But I also studied it, and was left awe-struck by the cooling system. There are six heat exchangers mounted to the front of the car— three in the center, two outboard, and one even lies flat, flush with the bottom of the car. Here’s how it all works.

    By David Tracy Read More
  • I Took A Cadillac ATS-V Camping And It Went Great

    I just put more than 1,000 miles on a Cadillac ATS-V, driving in a spirited fashion (read: ripping burnouts) around Michigan’s upper peninsula, and maybe off-roading in the forest a little bit. I made the V work hard, but it just laughed at me and begged for more. And I finally answered a burning question we’ve had for months: can it go camping?

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Buying (13)

  • The 2017 BMW M2 Is A Fantastic Car For The Track, Not The Street  

    The 2017 BMW M2 is one of the most important cars to come from BMW in, I don’t know, forever. It’s meant to be smaller, more inexpensive and more importantly, more fun than any other BMW you can buy today with an M badge. That’s why, after five minutes into driving it, I wondered why I was so disappointed. But it turns out I was thinking the wrong way.

    By Michael Roselli Read More
  • The 2016 Smart ForTwo Cabriolet Is Great At Exactly Two Things

    The Smart ForTwo Cabriolet is, not shockingly, a Smart ForTwo with a retractable cloth top. It’s intended for hip urbanites who also want to put the top down on nice days and let the city filter in. While that’s a nice idea, sometimes cities smell like hot garbage. And also, the Smart ForTwo Cabrio is only good at about two things total: parking and turning.

    By Kristen Lee Read More
  • The BMW M2 Is So Easy To Drive On The Limit We Went Around A Track One-Handed

    Because the 2017 BMW M2 is one of the most sought-after performance cars of this year, we had to put it on track in the capable hands of professional race car driver, Parker Kligerman. After a few warmup laps, Parker yelled to me from the driver’s seat that he was “going to do the next lap one-handed.” My palms began to sweat as I pressed record.

    By Michael Roselli Read More
  • Forza Horizon 3 Is The Stunning Jumping Crashing Outlaw Cousin To Regular Forza

    Forza Horizon 3 gives you the freedom to roam like you were never allowed to roam in previous Forza Motorsport games. It’s exhilarating at first, to be allowed to go anywhere, do virtually anything. In races, you’re allowed to do insane things like launch cars off cliffs and dodge trains. That’s the best part—that racing madness—because after a while, driving from location to location gets tedious.

    By Kristen Lee Read More
  • The Fierce 400 HP 2018 Audi TT RS Can Make Anyone Into A Hero On Track

    I have a soft spot for the Audi TT RS. And by “soft spot,” I mean I’ve had some of the best race results of my career in the last-generation motorsports version of the car, including nailing the front-wheel drive Pikes Peak record earlier this year. But the racing version of the TT RS had about as much to do with the street car as Kanye West has to do with common sense, and as much as I liked the race car, the last road-going version of the TT RS left me cold, even with its Kanye-crazy 360 horse

    By Robb Holland Read More
  • The 2017 Fiat 124 Spider Is How You Say 'Not As Good As The Miata' In Italian

    Here’s a perplexing recipe: take what may be the best all-around pure sports car of the modern era. Add seemingly arbitrary touches, like a thicker steering wheel and new door handles. Give it a turbo engine, but don’t give it that much extra power. Make the suspension a whole lot softer. And make it Italian, but never convincingly so. What you get is the 2017 Fiat 124 Spider.

    By Patrick George Read More
  • The 2017 Volkswagen Golf Alltrack Is The Fun Subaru-Fighting Apology Wagon America Needs

    “We are focused on making things right.” So says Dr. Hendrik Muth, Vice President of Product Marketing and Strategy for Volkswagen of America. As he stands poised to subject the 2017 Volkswagen Golf Alltrack to a room of auto writers—many of whom have spent the last year crucifying VW for lying to, well, everybody—it’s clear that this statement has more than just one purpose.

    By Patrick George Read More
  • Ten Tips When Buying An MR2

    Want a rear wheel drive two-seater Japanese mid-engine sports car? Of course you do. The good part is that criteria singles out the plucky little Toyota MR2. There’s just a few details to go over before you go scouting the high school parking lot for “For Sale” signs.

    By Justin T. Westbrook Read More
  • If The Bullshit Used Car Dealers Said Were Actually True

    Used car salespeople get such a bad rap. Sure, they’re sometimes tough and coarse on the outside, refusing to balk from their ridiculous asking prices. But what if their bullshit clichéd lines about “practically losing money on this car” and “I’ve got to feed my kids” were actually true?

    By David Tracy Read More
  • Listen To The Exhaust On The New 2017 Porsche 911 Carrera S 

    If you’re in the market for a Porsche 911 right now, you can only buy one that’s turbocharged, excluding the naturally-aspirated units in the unobtanium GT3 variants. So, what does a new turbo Porsche 911 sound like? I strapped a microphone to the back of a 2017 911 Carrera S while driving through twisty California backroads to find out.

    By Michael Roselli Read More
  • The 2017 Porsche Panamera Isn't Hardcore Enough To Buy Just Yet

    Just because something’s not morally sound doesn’t mean that you can’t objectively enjoy it. Just ask Hannibal Lecter. Sure, he was a psychopath with a penchant for the finer things in life; things like illegally poached Beluga Caviar, authentic Paté du Foie Gras and well conditioned human livers. But at least he knew why he was going to hell, and he had fun along the way. And that’s what the all-new 2017 Porsche Panamera is all about.

    By Patrick George Read More
  • The 325 Horsepower 2017 Ford Fusion Sport Is Not The Audi-Slayer We Wanted

    Two months ago, an angelic deity (or a thirsty headline) prophesied that a new savior—a cheap, fun sedan that some might call the “Audi-Slayer”—would beam down from the Ford heavens, gracing us with tons of power and all-wheel drive. I just drove this chosen one, the 2017 Ford Fusion Sport, and it wasn’t the spiritual experience I expected.

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Culture (49)

  • What's Going On With All The Vents In The Hood Of Willie Nelson's Beetle? UPDATE: It's Not Really Willie

    It pleases me to no end that I’ve achieved a point in my life where people will notice something weird about an old Volkswagen and decide to ask me about it. That’s probably why I’ve been contacted a surprising number of times to answer just what the hell is going on with all those louvers in Willie Nelson’s Beetle’s hood. I’m here for you. Let’s solve this.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • This Has To Be The Worst Engine Design In Any Concept Car Ever

    The best thing about this car is not that it looks like a 1990s fever dream memory of a 1970s Lancia Stratos. No, it’s that it’s powered by two inline-five cylinder engines joined at a common transmission. This is the 1997 Sbarro Ionos, and I love it and its absurd weirdness.

    By Raphael Orlove Read More
  • Automotive Suffering Is Good For Kids

    The sound suggested I’d run over a wheelchair. When it had first begun, the shriek had been too sudden to appreciate any nuance, but now that I’d been living with it for a few miles, I could pick out that specific timbre — a poignant combination of metallic shirring, rubber flapping, and vehicular criminality.

    By Patrick George Read More
  • The Best Car Photos You've Ever Taken

    Car photography is great and fun because cars can both be moving and sitting still at the same time. Both instances yield great results, and cars won’t complain about you taking too long to set up a shot or fidget or twitch or any crap like that.

    By Kristen Lee Read More
  • What It's Really Like To Own A Vintage Air-Cooled Porsche 911

    Don’t lie to me, you want an air cooled 911. Even if you say you don’t, you do. The only reason you would say that you don’t is that you’re bitter about not being able to afford it, or are tired of hearing about how fantastic they are. I know this because I have one. But I got in before the boom, and now I’m stuck with a car I can never sell, as I’ll never be able to afford to get another. I’m just a regular guy with no money who stumbled into a 911. Here’s what it’s really like to own one.

    By Patrick George Read More
  • The Return Of The Pink Panthermobile

    There was once a magical time in American culture when, for some reason, almost every television show worth a damn had to have its own signature custom car. There are obvious ones, like the Batmobile, but there were also the Monkeemobile, the Munster Koach, and I bet Bob Newhart had a Button-Downmobile, too. One of the most outrageous of these cars, the Pink Panthermobile, has just been restored, and it’s astounding.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • Tell Us About The Worst Automotive Decision You Ever Made

    As with everything else in life, the narratives of our automotive relationships have ups and downs. We hope that all of our choices will work out well for us, but since we’re not gifted with foresight, we usually don’t know if something will turn out poorly until it’s too late.

    By Kristen Lee Read More
  • Meet The Stuntman Who Completed Evel Knievel's Famous Snake River Canyon Jump

    Forty years ago, Evel Knievel strapped himself into a rocket and tried to fly over Idaho’s immense Snake River Canyon. He didn’t make it. But the stunt launched his lunacy into legend and inspired a generation of adrenaline junkies like Eddie Braun—the man who, this past weekend, completed the epic stunt Knievel couldn’t in a tribute to his hero.

    By Andrew P. Collins Read More
  • This 1927 Bugatti Thinks It's A Regular Car

    John Bothwell builds brand-new Bugattis to 1927 specifications, right down to the leather engine parts, so you know he’s got style. He also drove one across the U.S., the long way, so you know he’s insane. But after watching his brainchild Bug’ roll around SoCal I’m starting to think he’s on to something.

    By Andrew P. Collins Read More
  • A Car Built Around A Loophole: The Renault 4S Mini

    There’s a lot of things that can shape the design of a car, and very often those things have nothing to do with the needs of the consumer or the best technical solution or the human perception of beauty. Sometimes, a car is shaped entirely by a legal loophole. That’s the case with this car, the Renault 4S Mini.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • Fuck Yeah, BMW Films Are Back And The First Trailer Looks Amazing

    If you love cars, the chances are good that you’ve seen the BMW Films “The Hire” series from the early 2000s. They were BMW advertisements, sure, but they were so good that you didn’t have to be in the market for a BMW to get them. You didn’t even have to like BMWs! And now it seems like they’re coming back with an episode called, “The Escape,” according to this sneak peek.

    By Kristen Lee Read More
  • Comment Of The Day: Professional Artistry Edition

    Saleen claimed to unveil a 1000-horsepower S7 today, and while that’s all fine and dandy, we guess, we were more intrigued by the sheer hilarity of the image they sent out to go with it. It was enormous, it was stitched together, it was bad. But after hearing from a commenter claiming to be a “former employee,” it all makes sense now.

    By Michael Ballaban Read More
  • Meet The Man Ayrton Senna Could Never Beat

    It was August 1980, in Jesolo, Italy. Ayrton Senna, aged 20, lay in a deck chair by the hotel pool—steely-eyed, angry. He had been beaten the day before in one of the world’s most prestigious karting events, a race he had dominated until the final lap.

    By Alex Lloyd Read More
  • Happy Anniversary To One Of The Last Rear-Engine Sedans Ever Developed

    This week marked the 40th anniversary of the Skoda Type 762 series of cars: The Skoda 105, 120, 130, 135, Rapid and so on. Though pretty much unknown in America, these were very popular in Eastern Europe, especially what’s now the Czech Republic. They’re among the last of the general-use rear-engined cars developed, so they have a special place in my rear-engined heart.

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  • Who Is The Most Miserable Person On The Road Right Now?

    There are many times I find myself behind the wheel of my ‘73 Volkswagen, no GPS, no radio, no air conditioning, not even a fan, and earplugs in because the car is so loud at this point, and I look at other drivers in their Honda Accords and wonder what it would be like to comfortable. But I also wonder if there’s someone on the road even more miserable than I am.

    By Raphael Orlove Read More
  • An Unashamed Fan Letter To The Fiat Panda Van

    Yesterday, after geeking out about some modified Peruvian Beetles, a reader sent me a picture of a car that I can’t believe I wasn’t aware of. It’s a humble vehicle, a workhorse, but it’s so goddamn clever in design it makes me want to squeeze something. Hard. It’s a Fiat Panda Van.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • Would You Drive This?

    Let’s say there’s a supercar. It fits all the iconic supercar ideals: dramatic styling, huge mid-mounted engine, fast as hell, dramatic, all that. There’s one big difference, though: you drive it in a position with your feet above your hands. Would you drive it?

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  • What's A Good Car-Based Name For A Baby?

    Good people of the Jalopnik community, we need your help. Tom, a reader, is expecting a baby boy with his wife at the end of the year. Yay! Problem is, they are having trouble deciding on a name. Being a person who enjoys the cars, Tom thinks that an automotive-based name would be neat.

    By Kristen Lee Read More
  • Rear Window Or Rear Windshield?

    I don’t want to alarm anybody, but the Jalopnik house is divided, on the verge of tearing itself apart. I’m worried, hurt, and confused. Within our own ranks, I find a frightening division. We’re on the verge of finding Slack plug-ins that let us punch faces over the internet. The root of this evil? What do you call the bit of glass at the rear of your car?

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • How America Got Screwed With The E36 BMW M3

    Some say the BMW M3 of the 1990s was a bit of a crap can, impure and unworthy of the “///M” badge. I happen to think it’s a handsome looking car but any way you slice it, there’s no denying the European spec version was superior. This video breaks down how.

    By Andrew P. Collins Read More
  • What It's Like To Drive The Most Beautiful Homemade Car On Earth

    I’ll be the first to admit that I’m most nervous about Jason Drives episodes that don’t put me in some tiny, miserable piece of crap that’s likely to kill me. This is one of those episodes. This car, the Runge Frankfurt Flyer 004, while tiny, is about as far from being miserable as you could imagine. It’s rolling art, and a blast to drive. Even in refrigerator-interior temperatures.

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  • Can We Identify The Chassis Rey's Speeder From The Force Awakens Was Built On?

    Earlier this week, Industrial Light and Magic released a little VFX trailer revealing how every single frame of Star Wars: The Force Awakens takes an insane amount of work. In doing so, they revealed some of the hidden methods behind the magic, including the chassis that Rey’s speeder actually drove on. Now I want to know what that is.

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  • Look At All The Astonishing Rare Cars You Find Abandoned In Hong Kong

    My brother is obsessed with cars, but he’s stuck in one of the least car-friendly cities in the world: Hong Kong. So, to satiate his primal automotive needs, Mike just takes pictures of the coolest cars he sees, and as it turns out, there are lots of cool cars in Hong Kong. Many of them are abandoned.

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  • Comment Of The Day: Hill Country Edition

    German is a language with a lot of dialects, with different spellings and accents and incomprehensibilities. Germany is a young country, and its language has strong regional distinctions. Also Texas.

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  • Air-Cooled Porsche 911s Are Over, Man

    The whole point of the evergreen Porsche 911 is that it provides the performance of a rarified exotic car, only at a lower price with more usability and reliability, too. But now here’s an air-cooled 993 GT2 selling for $2.4 million, and what’s even the point anymore?

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  • Japan's Kei-Cars Are Actually Horrible To Drive

    “Cute.” “Awesome.” “Practical.” “So tiny!” These are the things I hear regularly when people describe Kei-cars, the minicars sold almost exclusively in Japan. Their funky designs, so different from what people outside of the country are used to, generate lots of love and envy among gearheads around the globe. But what’s it like to live with a typical Kei-car?

    By Patrick George Read More
  • Die Antwoord Once Again Has The Best Cars

    South African music weirdness Die Antwoord consistently has the best cars in all of music. In a day and age when Frank Ocean can show up with a McLaren F1 GTR Longtail, they just raised the bar with this funky as hell Subaru WRX STI art car.

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  • What It's Like To Drive A Tiny Car Designed For Drunk French Kids

    I think one of the most shocking things about the Acoma Mini Comtesse is that if you were to call it “a ridiculous cheap tiny shitbox,” you’d be wrong. It’s actually a “ridiculous, overpriced tiny shitbox,” because one of these new in 1975 actually cost almost twice as much as a new Volkswagen Beetle. There’s a reason why, but it’s not a good one.

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Car Types (1)

  • A Subaru Legacy Just Put Legions Of Jeeps To Shame Off-Roading In Moab

    What have you done with your truck lately, bro? That “Trail Rated” badge doesn’t mean jack if the wildest place it goes is the Whole Foods parking lot. Here’s a dude tackling the Hell’s Revenge trail in Moab in a lightly modified Subaru Legacy. Weep in shame at his mad skills, mall crawlers.

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Crashes and Safety (10)

Entertainment (11)

Ford (1)

  • 2016 Ford Focus ST: Will It Baby?

    It’s not clear to me why Ford continues to make fun cars. Is fun really part of the company’s brand identity? Does it help them with market share? Does every car in the lineup need, like, multiple halo versions? What is happening here?

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Honda (1)

  • Mother Of God: The Next Honda Civic Type R Looks Absolutely Insane

    Dear America: when was the last time we actually woke up to good news? I think for me it was sometime last year, when Martin Shkreli got arrested. At last we finally have something good to wake up to and look forward to in the future: this is what the next Honda Civic Type R will look like. And holy crap, it is delightfully crazy.

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Motorcycles (16)

News (230)

Nice Price or No Dice (17)

Racing (79)

  • Think You're Faster Than A Jalopnik Writer? Come Race Us In New York!

    Many of you have begged for a chance to destroy your favorite Jalopnik contributor in a head-to-head race but have been unwilling, for some reason, to travel to Detroit in January. Great news! We’re having a kart race October 23rd at Autobahn Indoor Speedway (AIS) at the Palisades Mall outside of NYC. RSVP here, race us, support a good cause. Details below.

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  • The Audi RS3 LMS Is One Of The Cheapest Ways To Get A Real Racecar

    Hot on the wheels of Audi’s announcement of the fast, quintuple-banger RS3 sedan, Audi has just revealed the RS3 LMS racecar based on the new RS3 sedan. It looks like the RS3's evil supervillian version, and, at around $110-$130,000, it’s one of the cheapest ways to get into a genuine racecar.

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  • Watch Rich Folks Crash Their Ferraris In Lebanon

    If there’s one thing to bring us together as a species, it’s the delight we feel in a sharable and relatable experience. Car people in Lesotho have the same desire to see interesting automobiles drive fast as those in Gordonsville or even in Beirut. A secondary common experience might be the secret enjoyment many feel when watching rich people bend their pricey cars.

    By Matt Hardigree Read More
  • You Can Now Apply To Drive A Tesla Model S Race Car

    We already have Formula E and now we have this: the Electric GT Championship, which is the self-proclaimed first-ever zero-emissions GT championship. The first season will start in 2017, with the series launch and Tesla Model S EGT race car unveil taking place in Ibiza today. And you can totally apply to be a driver in the series.

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  • Weekend Motorsports Roundup, Sept. 24-25, 2016

    Welcome to the Jalopnik Weekend Motorsports Roundup, where we let you know what’s going on in the world of racing, where you can see it, and where you can talk about it all in one convenient place. Where else would you want to spend your weekend?

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  • BMW Wagon Driver Experiences Code Brown Of A Lifetime On The Nürburgring

    The Nürburgring Nordschelife has close walls and no mercy. Tourist drives on the famed track are taken at your own risk, and that risk is “you might end up with a crumpled wad of metal after this!” This may be the world’s luckiest BMW owner after his car doesn’t become a giant green pinball after losing it on track.

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  • NASCAR Hall Of Fame Trashed As Charlotte Protests Turn Violent [Updated]

    Protests in downtown Charlotte, North Carolina over the death of Keith Lamont Scott at the hands of police turned violent this evening, with several businesses including the NASCAR Hall of Fame reportedly being looted in the process. Scott was a father of seven who was shot and killed in a confrontation with officers on Tuesday. [Update: Looters failed to make it inside; see below.]

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  • Why I'm Okay With Truex Winning In NASCAR With An Illegal Car (This Time)

    NASCAR fans are a bit outraged at the fact that the series swore they’d crack down on Chase for the Sprint Cup competitors who failed the post-race technical inspection, and Chicagoland Speedway winner Martin Truex Jr.’s car failed after that anyway. But it’s by such a minuscule amount that NASCAR may not even bother, and I can’t even care.

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  • Ex-Philip Morris Ferrari F1 Boss Detained, Fined In Singapore For Cigarette Butt: Reports [Update: No, He Wasn't]

    Ferrari Formula One team principal Maurizio Arrivabene spent six hours in custody after throwing a cigarette butt in the street, reports The Times of Malta. It’s a weirdly fitting thing for Arrivabene to get busted by The Man for, given that he came to Ferrari from tobacco company Phillip Morris. [Update: A Ferrari spokesman has since denied this happened. See note below.]

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  • HULK SMASH On The Start Of The Singapore Grand Prix

    Drivers piled up behind a slow-starting Max Verstappen all crashed into each other at the very start of the Singapore Grand Prix. Force India driver Nico Hülkenberg spun into the wall, bringing out the safety car immediately.

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  • Who To Watch During The WEC 6 Hours Of COTA, Some For Better Reasons Than Others

    There were two things No. 8 Audi R18 driver Oliver Jarvis wasn’t quite fond of in Mexico: the tequila, and the contact-prone nature of the Extreme Speed Motorsports LMP2 cars. We picked the brains of Jarvis and racing legend Allan McNish on who to watch during the 6 Hours of Circuit of the Americas, and here’s what they had to say.

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  • Angry Ferrari Driver Placed On Probation After VIR Temper Tantrum

    After watching two NASCAR drivers brawl following the messiest trucks finish ever, it’s almost more surprising when a driver gets in trouble for acting out than when they don’t. Risi Competizione Ferrari driver and part-time DJ Giancarlo Fisichella was placed on probation for his post-race temper tantrum at Virginia International Raceway, per an IMSA press release.

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  • That's Definitely A Giant Lizard On A Race Track

    Formula One’s Singapore Grand Prix has a bit of a reputation for unwanted beings making their way onto the race track, and we’re not talking about the dominant Mercedes F1 drivers. This year, the unwanted being was a giant lizard in the middle of the track during a practice session.

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  • Weekend Motorsports Roundup, Sept. 17-18, 2016

    Welcome to the Jalopnik Weekend Motorsports Roundup, where we let you know what’s going on in the world of racing, where you can see it, and where you can talk about it all in one convenient place. Where else would you want to spend your weekend?

    By Alanis King Read More
  • The Fiat 124 Abarth Rally Car Is Real And It Is Perfect And It Sounds Amazing

    When I first saw the Fiat 124 Abarth R-GT rally car, I figured it was another one of those concepts that’s a makeup-and-stickers fantasy. The sort of thing a car company does when it wants to say “we could do this if we were awesome, which we are not.” But holy crap, it’s real. It’s been testing. And it is glorious.

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  • These Porsche Stickers Are The Only Reason To Download iOS 10

    I’ll be honest: I usually don’t care about iOS updates until apps break or I get tired of dismissing reminders to update. However, this latest update allows me to communicate entirely with car stickers, so I can’t hate it. Why write words when I can get the same point across with a 356 or a 919? Also, my own race car is in it, so I’m clearly biased.

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  • Everyone Is Onto The Ford GT's Tricks

    The new Ford GT is perhaps best known for winning the 24 Hours of Le Mans in its first year. It was built for Le Mans and it did well there. But it’s less than ideal for some of the other circuits on its schedule, and its American team must make the car work after being slowed down to be competitive with other teams—teams that have caught onto its ways.

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  • Ultimate Low Car Problems Halt Circuit Of The Americas For Half An Hour

    The poor No. 55 Mazda Prototype had a master cylinder issue that left it stranded on Circuit of the Americas’ pit straight. Normally, this would be a quick retrieval given that everyone’s right there staring at the car, but it triggered a 28 minute red flag as the car was too low to get it off the track. CamberGang has nothing on this.

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  • NASCAR Mandates More Clever Cheating

    We know that asking NASCAR not to cheat is like asking an old Volkswagen not to drop oil, but a new ruling means that the series (and this comes as a shock) may now actually strip the benefits of winning from rule-breaking cars. You know what this means? Teams will just have to cheat harder.

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  • Dale Earnhardt Jr. Nails The Worst Part Of Having A Concussion

    Sidelined NASCAR Sprint Cup driver Dale Earnhardt Jr. spoke during NBCSN’s pre-race show last weekend on his continued recovery. Earnhardt has been sitting out since July due to concussion symptoms. The worst part, for someone whose life revolves around racing, has been the lack of purpose.

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  • Driver Dies Following Multi-Car Wreck At Eldora Speedway

    A Dirt Late Model driver died from injuries sustained in a crash on Saturday night at Eldora Speedway, a half-mile dirt oval in Ohio. The event continued after the wreck, as the driver was transported to the hospital for severe injuries at the time.

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  • Who Told Lewis Hamilton Scaring A Tiger Was A Good Idea?

    Defending Formula One champion Lewis Hamilton is good friends—if you can call it that—with a tiger, and had playtime with it recently. Not through glass like us common folk do at the zoo, but, like, actually in a cage with it. If that doesn’t sound lethal enough, he decided to make an instructional video on “how to scare a tiger.”

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  • Weekend Motorsports Roundup, Sept. 10-11, 2016

    Welcome to the Jalopnik Weekend Motorsports Roundup, where we let you know what’s going on in the world of racing, where you can see it, and where you can talk about it all in one convenient place. Where else would you want to spend your weekend?

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  • Formula E Lost $68.4 Million In Its Inaugural Season

    Despite a series of recent announcements of new works teams in Formula E, the series didn’t do so great in its first year. It posted a loss of $68.4 million for its inaugural 2014-2015 season, per Sports Business Daily. Ouch!

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  • This Is What F1's New Owners Need To Fix

    While some familiar gnome-like faces are sticking around for now, Formula One is about to have some new owners in the form of Liberty Media. While the sport is no doubt lucrative and poised for expansion, it needs more than just a small tune-up.

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  • Watch A Race Track Turn Into The Biggest College Football Stadium Ever

    The University of Tennessee and Virginia Tech have apparently been trying to arrange a football game at Bristol Motor Speedway, located between the schools, for some 20 years. Now it’s finally going to happen, after 19 days of intense preparation. Which you can watch here in about six minutes.

    By Andrew P. Collins Read More
  • Three Things That Could Make People Give A Shit About Formula E

    Formula E is a recent addition to the world’s motorsports scene, an electric counterpart to the gas-guzzling established series. It does a lot right, but still nobody really seems to know what it is, what’s it’s up to, or why it’s important. Here are three things the series could do to right itself and no, they’re not gonna be cheap.

    By Raphael Orlove Read More
  • Sorry! Bernie Ecclestone Is Sticking Around After All

    If you hoped that the sale of Formula One would mean that troll-king Bernie Ecclestone would retire to the bridge from whence he came to a nice life of bribing the Billy Goats Gruff, I’ve got some bad news. Ecclestone will remain the chief executive officer of F1, per Autosport, sharing duties with a new chairman.

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  • Formula One Just Got Bought

    Liberty Media, the company controlled by John Malone and which owns the Atlanta Braves, has purchased Formula One, reports CNBC. Liberty will be officially purchasing an 18.7 percent stake to start with, which will eventually become an outright acquisition.

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  • When Even IndyCar's Commentators Think You Suck

    There’s a saying among track geeks when you suck: “other sports beckon.” In the case of IndyCar driver and Andretti family tree misfit Marco, maybe it’s “other drives beckon?” Listen as former IndyCar driver and series commentator Paul Tracy delivers the on-air burn of the year during the Watkins Glen race.

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  • When An Ariel Atom Wasn't Good Enough, He Built These Insane Track Toys

    After owning a host of the usual track rats, including an Elise, an Exige, an Atom, and a Westfield kit car, Dennis Palatov figured that he could improve upon the superlight track-warrior. So, he started making his own kits, including one Pikes Peak-worthy beast that accelerates from 0-60 mph in 1.8 seconds.

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  • Holy Crap, Daigo Saito Built Another Ferrari Drift Car

    Pro drifter Daigo Saito has obliterated the tires on some of the most intense machinery on the planet, including a ludicrously overpowered Lexus SC430, a 1,000-hp Nissan GT-R, a Lamborghini Murciélago and a Ferrari F430. That’s right: Saito’s had more than one drift Ferrari.

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  • How A Sale Of Formula One Could Be The Thing That Saves It

    Flop-haired muppet and dictator aficionado Bernie Ecclestone has controlled Formula One for decades now, and for decades now the sport has been regularly wracked by turmoil. But the traveling F1 circus might finally be sold from his grasp. And that might be the thing that saves it.

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  • Somebody Finally Told Sebastian Vettel He Was Wearing The Wrong Hat

    If you didn’t see, Nico Rosberg predictably won Sunday’s Formula One Italian Grand Prix and ahead of Mercedes teammate Lewis Hamilton. But you wouldn’t know if you caught the broadcast right before the podium ceremony, because Sebastian Vettel ran around in the first-place hat for a good few minutes.

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  • Fernando Alonso Is Still The Least Happy Man In Formula One

    Even if a Formula One race turns out to be as dull as watching paint dry, we can always still rely on something going wrong with Fernando Alonso’s McLaren to entertain us. Let’s savor these moments of Alonso misery just in case he rage-quits McLaren and gives Jenson Button a seat back.

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  • 6 Hours Of Mexico Had Everything That's Right With Modern Endurance Racing

    Just 90.004 seconds separated the top four overall cars of today’s 6 Hours of Mexico. The winning No. 1 Porsche 919 had a significant lead over the No. 7 Audi R18, but had the No. 1 car’s last-minute off-track adventure been just a hair worse, the win could have gone to any of the three other LMP1-class cars.

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  • IndyCar's Scott Dixon Obliterates Watkins Glen Record Lap Time Again

    As predicted, IndyCar broke its track record around Watkins Glen yet again today, with Scott Dixon’s pole-sitting time of 1:22.5259 taking the new record. Dixon’s lap was good for a blistering 147.008 average speed around the best little road course in New York. Holy crap, that’s nuts.

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  • Horrific Crash Sends Race Car Flipping Into Camera Stand

    Thank goodness for race workers, as they often sit in relatively unprotected stands right next to the action. It’s the best view in the house, but you definitely hope all the stands are in locations where no one will hit them. This British Touring Car Championship crash is everyone’s worst nightmare turned up to 11.

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  • Weekend Motorsports Roundup, Sept. 3-4, 2016

    Welcome to the Jalopnik Weekend Motorsports Roundup, where we let you know what’s going on in the world of racing, where you can see it, and where you can talk about it all in one convenient place. Where else would you want to spend your weekend?

    By Alanis King Read More
  • Concussion Forces Dale Earnhardt Jr. To Sit Out For Rest Of Season

    Today, Hendrick Motorsports announced that driver Dale Earnhardt Jr. will be out for the rest of the 2016 NASCAR Sprint Cup season. Doctors have not cleared him to return to racing due to his symptoms. Drivers Alex Bowman and Jeff Gordon will continue to split fill-in duties for Earnhardt in the No. 88 Chevrolet.

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  • Felipe Massa Retires From Formula One

    One of the longest-running drivers in Formula One announced his retirement today ahead of the Italian Grand Prix. Williams driver Felipe Massa will be moving on at the end of 2016. The 35-year-old won 11 Grands Prix in his career. The season finale at Abu Dhabi will be his 250th and final F1 race.

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  • Mercedes-AMG GT Roadster: This Is It

    The Mercedes-AMG GT is a luxurious yet delightfully hardcore model in its own right. What happens when you cut the top off and give it a whole heaping of more power, and make it launch to highway speed 3.7 seconds? You get this, the Mercedes-AMG GT Roadster. And it comes in two flavors.

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Spacelopnik (5)

  • Here's How To Fix The Big Problems With Elon Musk's Mars Spaceship

    This week electrovehicle and space transit magnate Elon Musk unveiled his master plan for the human race to become “a multi-planetary species”, starting with travel to Mars. But while I know it’s an act of remarkable hubris for me to even say this, I believe SpaceX’s plans for their Interplanetary Transport System have some pretty glaring flaws. The good news is they are flaws that are easily corrected by applying some decades-old solutions from the American and Soviet space-faring experience.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • Congress Just Mandated A Human Mission To Mars

    Mars has been the vague next big goal of NASA’s manned space exploration since the 1970s, but a real, concrete commitment never quite seemed to happen. Until now. A bipartisan bill passed yesterday in Congress authorizes a new $19.5 billion budget for NASA, and an official mandate to send a crewed mission to mars within 25 years. Oh boy.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • China's First Space Station Is Out Of Control And Will Crash To Earth Next Year

    Tiangong-1 was China’s first manned space station, and it’s been a success. It was operational two years longer than planned, hosted three missions, and operated unmanned for the past three years. Unfortunately, its career may end with a literal bang, as it’s currently unresponsive and will make an uncontrolled return to Earth next year. Uh oh.

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Toyota (2)

  • Here Is The Next Toyota Supra

    I don’t know if I’m ready to live in a world where the Toyota Supra is coming back oh my god I’m hyperventilating please yes I am painfully excited for Toyota’s idea of a world-conquering sports car to return.

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Trucks (37)

Wrenching (27)

  • What To Expect When You Daily-Drive A Vintage Car

    I’m barreling down Interstate 35 just south of Austin, Texas in a sand-colored 1969 BMW 1600, headed for a long weekend of questionable choices and hazy recollections on South Padre Island. I had only owned the car, my first old BMW, for six months or so, and I was still getting to know the eccentricities, but the tinge of burning oil seemed a bit distinct among the other odors that come with a car that had been on the road a full decade before I was born.

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  • Adam Carolla's Insanely Rare Vintage Lamborghini Collection Is For Sale

    If you’re not familiar with Adam Carolla, he’s the comedian, director, and rich-as-all-hell car guy that apparently has a soft spot for old Lamborghinis. Well, had, as he’s now selling his entire collection to anyone with a spring in their step and pockets deeper than the Marianas trench. You probably can’t afford this.

    By Freddy "Tavarish" Hernandez Read More
  • I'm A Dad Who Can Finally Buy Something Fun: What Car Should I Buy?

    Having a daughter is a great, life affirming experience. Having a daughter sometimes means buying a more practical vehicle than you’d ever wanted. Now that Mike’s daughter is getting her license he’s ready to have a new life affirming experience with an automobile. What car should he buy?

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  • So You Gave Your Car A Terrible Paint Job, Now What?

    There are loads of guides for DIY car painting floating around the internet. But like all complex processes distilled down to something you can “learn” in ten minutes of YouTubing, it doesn’t always look as shiny as you might have hoped. So how do you fix it? But seriously, I need help.

    By Andrew P. Collins Read More
  • Check Out This Twincharged Engine-Swapped Mazda RX-7

    Normally people swap out the rotary engines in their Mazda RX-7s because they want something more simple. A nice chassis, a beautiful design, no more worrying about apex seals. This guy did just that, except the opposite, because he did swap in a conventional piston engine, but he supercharged and turbocharged it.

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  • I Just Fixed A Hole In My Tire For Less Than Five Bucks And Five Minutes

    Last week, I took the leftover junk metal parts from all of my car projects to the scrapyard to make a few bucks. Unsurprisingly, there was metal on the ground, and a small shard sliced a hole right through my beloved Jeep’s tire (note to self: don’t drive in a metal scrapyard). But I fixed it in a couple minutes for less than $5. Here’s how.

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  • This Stanced Miata Being Loaded Onto A Trailer Is The Definition Of Cringe

    Pushing the limits of what’s possible is exactly the point of modifying your car. However, at some point, the law of diminishing returns comes into play, which kicked in for this determined Miata owner the second he realized that his home-made hella-stance kit was a little too much for his rented U-Haul trailer to handle.

    By Freddy "Tavarish" Hernandez Read More
  • Kentucky Mastermind Powers His House Using A Car Alternator And Bicycle Wheel

    Some guy on the YouTubes looked at the creek flowing through his property and said, “I wanna get some use out of that water, and I’m gonna make me some power.” In what can only be described as pure genius, he cobbled up an alternator, a wheel bearing, a wire spool, a bicycle wheel and a few other things, and built his own hydroelectric power source. He is my hero.

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  • You Could Be Able To Buy A 'Brand New' Vintage Porsche 911 Soon

    It’s a car-nut cliché to be in love with the early Porsche 911. Before we even start talking driving experience or historical significance, just look at it. Today these cars are an endangered species, and you can’t exactly build a “new” classic. Except now it looks like maybe you can.

    By Andrew P. Collins Read More
  • I Have Done A Very Stupid Thing And Now My Engine Is Locked Up

    I stand looking at the 4.0-liter engine I’ve just spent hours installing, sweat and grease dripping from my face. After sitting for nearly a year, my once-hydrolocked Jeep XJ now has a new engine, and it’s all hooked up. But I’m not happy, because on the crankshaft damper sits a breaker bar that will not budge. The motor is seized. I am defeated.

    By David Tracy Read More
  • What Happens When Your Barn Find Comes With A Moral Crisis

    Usually, you just hear about the possibility of a car through word of mouth, with no promise of an actual, tangible automobile. Someone’s grandmother dies, or your college roommate’s neighbor is cleaning out their garage, and someone thinks to tell you about it because you like cars. You’re not sure what to think, and if you’re smart, you don’t ask too many questions before going to check it out in person, all the while keeping your skepticism or excitement to yourself.

    By Patrick George Read More
  • Here's Everything Wrong With This Abused 73,000 Mile Rental Ferrari 458 Italia

    Have you ever considered renting an ‘affordable’ exotic car for a day but haven’t pulled the trigger because you’re one frivolous purchase away from a messy divorce? Well, don’t consider it a lost opportunity just yet, because if this heavily abused rental Ferrari 458 Italia is anything to go by, then consider it a bullet dodged.

    By Freddy "Tavarish" Hernandez Read More
  • The Best Way To Wire Your Car Mods

    If you’ve ever messed around with a car’s electrical system or fitted toys like auxiliary lights and winches, you may be familiar with the art of soldering– splicing wires together. It’s not hard, but there are a lot of tricks to learn to perfect the art and this video seems to cover every single one.

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  • I Towed 2,000 Pounds With My S-Class And Then My Tire Exploded On The Highway

    When people talk about what they’d hypothetically do in an extreme situation, it’s almost always bullshit. Panic is a powerful thing. It can’t be accounted for. That’s why, instead of me harping on about how my cross-country S-Class towing-a-trailer experiment went swimmingly, I’ll share the panic-filled tale of how it came to a screeching halt.

    By Freddy "Tavarish" Hernandez Read More