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  • 2013 Range Rover: The Jalopnik Review

    If you buy the 2013 Range Rover, you probably won't be taking it off-road. You probably won't take it to Hog Canyon Trail in a remote part of Utah, where you'd be able take it up a hill and battle rocks, sand, mud, and snow along the way.

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  • 2013 Ford Mustang GT: Will It Baby?

    I had a blast with this Mustang, and so did my kid. This was the first car that, when driven in it, made him actually say VROOM VROOM, loudly and with fist-clenched, drool-spraying glee. His dad was doing basically the same thing.

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  • 1972 Volkswagen Type III Fastback: The Jalopnik Classic Review

    First of all, this car has a name. Of course this car has a name. This lovely, citrusy 1972 Volkswagen Type III Fastback is named Edna, after the archetypical Little Old Lady that was the previous owner of the car. That human-Edna sold car-Edna to Joy Ivy eight years ago, when the VW had only an astounding 15,000 original miles. Joy paid $4500 for the car, which, for a car this old and this lightly used, is a steal.

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  • I Am Actually Tempted To Buy This Diesel Toyota Camry-Amino

    It's really quite sad, the demise of the trucklet in this country. The El Camino and Ford Ranchero are long gone, and the Pontiac G8 Sport Truck was euthanized before it could go down with the brand. Even the "small" trucks that Toyota or Ford or Nissan used to make aren't so small anymore, and car-based trucks like the Baja never found a mainstream audience.

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  • 2012 Bentley Continental GT W12: The Jalopnik Review

    The only thing people mentioned about the Bentley Continental GT in 2012 was the addition of V8 power. This was supposed to help Bentley meet incredibly stringent emissions regulation. It also had another byproduct: It took the lackadaisical Conti and made it into a driver's car.

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Advice (1)

Culture (56)

  • Why Was Lincoln Hiring Schlubs For Their Ads In 1969?

    The other day Raphael showed me this old ad for a Lincoln Continental Mark III. It was right after he wrote the article about the lovely and occasionally naked rally driver, Inessa Tushkanova. He was still overcome by all the humid eroticism of all those pictures of her, and felt that a post about what must be history’s Most Schlubbiest Car Model would be a good counterpoint.

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  • When 70 Horsepower Meant The World

    Seventy horsepower is considered to be such a low figure nowadays that in some cases, mechanically identical engines can make 70 more or 70 less horsepower depending on how the engine management software is setup. But back in the seventies, cars in Europe were light as a feather, and 70 horsepower could indeed make them fly.

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  • I Can't Stop Watching Bizarre Old Daewoo Commercials

    So I have kind of a bizarre obsession with Daewoo. Not so much their cars, mind you, which were mostly boring economy sedans and hatches made by and for various General Motors brands. No, it's Daewoo's Korean home market TV ads that have piqued my curiosity of late.

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  • The McLaren P1 Has The Best Camouflage Ever

    McLaren is having its fiftieth birthday in 2013, and instead of merely stuffing themselves with cake, they plan to celebrate by putting their brand new hypercar into production. The McLaren P1 premiered in Paris last September, and while we got quite a few details and a fantastic 360-degree view of its aerodynamic beauty, lots of tiny imperfections have to be sorted out before the team at Woking can call it ready.

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  • Ten Ways To Spot A Gearhead In Real Life

    Have you ever been talking to someone and wondered "if I start talking about throttle bodies, will this person think I'm insane?" Don't worry, Jalopnik readers have ten sure-fire tips to spot a gearhead, so you never embarrass yourself.

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  • What Do We Call Extra Windshield Pillars?

    People who are interested in cars enjoy calling parts of a car by their proper names. "Wheel," for example, has such a more refined sound than "roundy roller-maker, what's under the get-inside part." You can usually tell when someone is interested in cars by their use of proper terms, such as the names for the parts of the body that separate the windows in a car and support the roof structure.

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  • The Amazing History Of Ford's Greatest Supercar

    It's been six years since Ford stopped making the GT, and forty four since they last won at Le Mans with a car so low most of us wouldn't even fit in it. The original British-American GT40 racecar was good enough to kick Ferrari's ass thanks to Carroll Shelby's ideas, while the modern version was not only a brave answer to the question of an American supercar, but had also proven itself on the racetracks in GT1 and GT3 tunes. Carroll Shelby helped Ford with that as well.

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  • The Commies Were Serious About Selling Trabants To The West

    In the summer of 2011, I was having a breakfast with my English friends at a posh restaurant on the bank of the Danube, and we started an argument about cars. That wasn't surprising, since after finishing our coffees, we were about to go on short road trip to Etyek, a wine region not far from Budapest. Two cars were waiting for us at the parking lot: a Maserati Coupé, and a 1974 Aston Martin V8 S3 which I was about to drive.

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  • How A $50 Bet Sparked America's First Cross-Country Road Trip

    What's the craziest thing you've ever done on a bet? Shaved your head? Snuck into a party when you weren't on the guest list? Played Russian Roulette with some enforcers from a Mexican drug cartel? (I would advise against the last one, personally. Things tend to go south a lot faster than you might expect.)

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  • Seeing An Electric Toyota 2000GT Was Like Losing My Virginity But Getting An STD

    Covering the Detroit Auto Show reinforced my belief that older cars are generally cooler than new ones. Oh, there were plenty of exciting new concepts and debuts in the Motor City, like the new Corvette and the the NSX concept. I also got to sit in my first Mercedes-Benz SLS AMG, which was absolutely sick. But walking around the floor of Cobo Hall, I found myself wishing some of these companies would haul out their historic cars for us to ogle as well.

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  • The First Car Phone Was The Civil War Telegraph Wagon

    It's always a tricky thing to try and pinpoint the first of anything. The first working automobile, the first powered flight, the first beer of the night — all these things are usually surrounded by an impenetrable haze of uncertainty and occasionally, vomit. Often we can make some pretty decent guesses, but this time I feel pretty confident in making an out-and-out statement of what I think is fact:

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  • If Car Company Slogans Were Honest

    For over a century now, carmakers have been bullshitting us with bogus slogans and marketing nonsense. Jalopnik readers came up with ten honest car slogans to set things straight.

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  • This Guy Put A Whole BMW Front Clip In His Bar

    Like many gearheads, going indoors can sometimes be painful. "But my car's outside!" we'll whine, hopping up and down and pointing at the door, as sleet and hail beats against the house. There's a few solutions here, but not all are ideal:

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  • The Madness Of Maximum Bob Lutz

    If I were to come up and merely explain exactly what I saw at the Via Motors press conference, chances are you'd take a few cautious steps back and suggest that I seek out my clergyperson. Here, I'll show you! Here's a hypothetical exchange between you and I, sweet, sweet reader:

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  • The Toyota Furia Concept Asks: Why Are You Still Buying Corollas, America?

    Do not buy a Toyota Corolla. Do not let your loved ones buy a Toyota Corolla. I know you can't stop them. Something about a jelly bean with mediocre performance, outdated design, and crappy features is just too damn appealing to them but you must prevent it. Get them to buy a Mazda3 or a Ford Focus or a Hyundai Accent or literally any other compact car.

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  • The Internet's Worst Car Advice

    Car forums should be about lending a helping hand to fellow car enthusiasts as well as the uninitiated. Jalopnik readers found that they're sometimes just about the most mindless places on the Internet.

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  • Weird Home-Built VW Something Is Like The Vehicle That Inspired The Microbus

    When my valet came by with the big stack of printouts of my emails (that's the only way I read them — he also types in all my articles from my recordings on an old reel-to-reel tape deck) I almost slapped him with delight at seeing the pictures of the weird homebuilt car Jalopnik reader Tom M sent us. Eventually, I ended up slapping my valet out of sudden realization: this strange vehicle, though seemingly the one-off project of a dedicated kook with a vendetta against style and comfort, was act

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  • The Real Knight Rider Was David Hasselhoff's Ex-Wife

    Thanks to my adventurous parents, the first time I saw Knight Rider, I was a kindergartener in Mexico. The year was 1991, I was almost five, and while back then I didn't realize how funny a Spanish-speaking car really is, I was fascinated by that black Trans Am.

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  • The Strange History Of The Monopoly Car

    So you may have heard that the tubby little robber baron that runs the Monopoly franchise, Uncle Pennybags, has decided that one of the iconic Monopoly game pieces will be retired and a new piece will take its place.

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  • These Space Age Concept Cars Could Have Been Atom-Powered

    It's hard to believe that in the 1950s, there were actually people who believed that cars with those Star Wars Imperial battle cruiser-style open reactor power plants jutting out the back would be a good idea. But hey, what's sexier than a radioactive blue glow emanating from your tailpipes?

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  • The Guy Who Designed All Those Insane German Supercars Also Built A Mercedes-Benz Golf

    Eberhard Schulz started his car designing career by building a Ford GT40 replica in 1968, powered by a 420 hp V8 from Mercedes-Benz. He called it the Isdera Erator. Mercedes rewarded his choice by hiring him as a design engineer, so he could come up with a successor to the fantastic wankel-powered supercar, the C111. The result was presented in 1978 as the Mercedes CW311. This wedge-shaped supercar also came with gullwing doors, the bigger, 6834cc version of the monstreus M100 engine, and the be

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  • This Old Land Rover Commercial Is The Most Serious Thing I've Ever Seen

    Let's journey back to a time before Land Rovers were offered with front-wheel-drive and had special editions named after the wives of rich professional soccer players. A time when they were rugged beasts, not far removed from military vehicles, capable of taking you where no other truck could go. A time when Land Rover was your go-to when you needed to slaughter endangered animals for sport, not when you want make the other parents jealous when you pick up your kids from orchestra practice.

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  • Dear Nissan, Datsun Is Not Dacia!

    As you probably all heard by now, Nissan announced last March that it will reintroduce the long gone Datsun marque in emerging markets like Russia, India and Indonesia as a budget brand. With 43.4% of their shares at Renault for more than a decade now, one could only wonder where they got the idea from. The new Datsuns will be based on the Lada Kalina's platform, but use different bodies and interiors, with the first ones going on sale as soon as next year.

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  • The Edsel Could Have Been Named The Intelligent Whale

    On New Years' Day I decided to ask the Jaloposphere for a name for the goofy little car I've been drawing for a number of articles. Commenter 62ImperialCrown suggested "Utopian Turtletop," which was a rejected name created by poet Marianne Moore for the Ford Edsel.

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  • The Ford Atlas Concept Is The 2015 F-150

    If you woke up from a bender in Ford's press event this morning, you'd have seen a large scaffold full of buff men in construction outfits spraying showers of welding sparks and pounding large hammers into girders with rippling muscles glistening with sweat. And, based on this and the loud, blaring industrial music, you'd probably think you were in a gay dance club. But you'd likely realize you were wrong when the large truck was lowered from the ceiling and then mobbed by men far too poorly dre

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News (294)

Nice Price or No Dice (22)

  • For $8,500, Get Some Modest SX Appeal

    Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe 240SX may be that marque's most nondescript body style, however what it's packing below the bonnet is anything but. The question is, will its price prove contrastingly ostentatious?

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  • For $1,900, Death Becomes Hearse

    They say it's not the cough that carries you off, but the coffin they carry you off in. You wouldn't have to be coughin' up too much dough for today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Caddy hearse, but even for that price is it dead to you?

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  • For $2,500, It's An All Trac All The Time

    Track and Field has for a long time been a popular part of the Summer Olympics. After seeing today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Celica however, the Olympic committee might just want to change that to All-Trac. That is of course, if its price isn't too far afield.

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  • For $4,000, What's Not To LUV?

    It has been said that love is a many splendored thing, and likewise that it makes the world go around. Owing to its 327 V8 and topless nature, today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Chevy is a LUV you might love, but will its price prove LUVable as well?

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  • For $7,000, Be A Delta Queen

    Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Lancia Delta appears to be the proverbial diamond in the rough. The question of course is whether one needs to be Diamond Jim Brady to buy it.

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  • For $3,000, Hollow Back Kitty

    If your dad BUILDS you a car, the least you could do is hold down a simple 9to5 to make the old man happy. Of course, today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Hollow Kitty Miata is no ordinary car, but will its price have you thinking about making it part of your family?

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  • For $2,300, Milano Solo Mio

    The Alfa Romeo 75 (Milano in the US) was so named in celebration of the company's 75th anniversary. It was also, coincidentally the last model released before Alfa was absorbed by Fiat. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Milano is only 26, but is its price still worth celebrating?

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  • For $275,000, Tanks A Lot

    In the Mr. Peabody's Improbable History shorts, the eponymous dog and his boy Sherman travelled back in time, resulting in hilarious conclusions. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Canadian Sherman can let you pretend to time travel all the way back to WWII, but will its price be a cold dash of present reality?

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  • For $24,950, Little Red Corvette

    So, do you like the new 2014 Corvette Stingray? Or, do you miss round tail lights and the rest of the marque's classic lexicon? Well, if you do, today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe '68 drop top should push all the right buttons, even if its price is Mako break it.

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  • For $2,000, Be A Rambler-In Man (Or Woman)

    Detroit is the most American of car shows, but one American car company that sadly won't be there is American Motors. To make up for that, today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe AMC Rambler has plenty to show, but will its price make you want to ramble on?

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  • For $7,495, Hatch A Corolla

    Strewn like Charlie Sheen's myriad coital conquests, the globe is filled with cars we in the states never get. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe E100 Corolla is one of those that miraculously now happens to be available. Will its price however, turn off even Charlie?

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  • For $7,500, London Calling

    Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe London Cab looks to be in fare condition, but will its price have you wanting to keep the meter running?

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  • For $13,500, Could This Be The Day Of The Locost?

    Anthony Colin Bruce Chapman sure had a hell of a lot of names for someone who advocated simplicity and parsimony in design. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Locost is a homage — not to Chapman's name, but his ideology — but will its price prove too heavy a burden to bear?

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  • For $6,000 Scope Out A Scorpio

    Being a dead sub-brand of an also dead brand is a daunting stigma to overcome. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Merkur Scorpio has risen from the grave, but will its price make it dead to you?

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  • For $8,000, Off With Its Head!

    John the Baptist, Ann Boleyn, Goliath's biblical coup de grâce - head-chopping has been a popular form of punishment for millennia. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Datsun 510 has been so chopped, but will his asking price also mean heads should roll?

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  • For $5,900, Is This A Ghia Monster?

    If the VW Beetle was Susan Boyle, then the Karmann Ghia was her lovely voice. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe drop top Ghia is said to have had its own makeover, but will its price have you saying aww, come on, Ghia?

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  • For $78,500, Italia So

    Hybrid cars didn't always mean ICE/electric drivetrains, that term was previously applied to furrin cars with American thumpers. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Intermeccanica is a prime example of such a hybrid, but is its price too high to warrant a bid?

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  • For $7,500, Go To L

    BMW have always produced sporty cars with a nod towards luxury, while competitor Mercedes Benz have staked their claim on luxury cars that're just a little bit sporty. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe L7 once tried to out Mercedes Mercedes, but will you find its current price to be simply outrageous?

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  • What's The Best Car Never Featured In A Video Game?

    If you haven't already heard, the next DLC for Forza Horizon will be the Jalopnik pack, debuting next week. As you might expect it'll be full of Jalopnik-appropriate cars. We'll be dropping clues here as blips and Turn10 will be leaving them in the Forza forums over the next week.

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  • What's The Worst Getaway Car After A Bank Heist?

    Recently, I had the pleasure of watching the movie Drive again, where handsome Canadian sociopath Ryan Gosling does awesome getaway driver stuff, assaults people with hammers and stares at women for long, awkward periods without ever talking to them. It's pretty badass.

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Racing (9)

  • Weekend Motorsports Roundup: Jan. 26-27, 2013

    Welcome to the Jalopnik Weekend Motorsports Roundup, where we let you know what's going on in the world of racing, where you can see it, and talk about it all in one convenient place. Where else would you want to spend your weekend?

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  • Weekend Motorsports Roundup: Jan. 19-20, 2013

    Welcome to the Jalopnik Weekend Motorsports Roundup, where we let you know what's going on in the world of racing, where you can see it, and talk about it all in one convenient place. Where else would you want to spend your weekend?

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  • Weekend Motorsports Roundup: Jan. 12-13, 2013

    Welcome to the Jalopnik Weekend Motorsports Roundup, where we let you know what's going on in the world of racing, where you can see it, and talk about it all in one convenient place. Where else would you want to spend your weekend?

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  • What's The Toughest Race In The World?

    The other day I was about to call the Dakar Rally the toughest race in the world, but then I realized I didn't really have any proof for the claim. There must be a harder test of car and driver, no?

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  • Weekend Motorsports Roundup: Jan. 5-6, 2013

    Welcome to the Jalopnik Weekend Motorsports Roundup, where we let you know what's going on in the world of racing, where you can see it, and talk about it all in one convenient place. Where else would you want to spend your weekend?

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  • Why Today's Racecar Drivers Are So Damn Boring

    How does one prepare for the deciding round of the Formula One World Championship? If you're 1976 World Champion James Hunt, you embark on a rampage of alcohol, cannabis and cocaine. You might also have sex with 33 flight attendants in two weeks.

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  • These Are All The Spaceships Designed To Replace The Soyuz

    Right before 2012 skidded to a halt last week, Russia's space agency's main contractor, RSC Energia, announced that they had completed designs for a new spacecraft to replace the venerable Soyuz, and they'd start test flights in 2017. For space geeks like me, this gave me the warm, welcome feeling of something comfortingly familiar. Familiar, and with a pretty good chance of never gonna happen.

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Subaru (1)

  • Subaru BRZ RA: Caged With Steelies

    Oh, Japan. Is it not enough that you have robot butlers and creepy maid cafés, but do you have to be the only market to have these great track-friendly, well-loved sports cars, too? The Subaru BRZ/Scion FR-S/Toyota GT86 are respected all over for their handling, fun, and back-to-basics sports car feel, and it's all but assured these will become track-day toys as well as daily drivers for many people. In Japan, that job's been made much easier thanks to the Subaru BRZ RA and the Toyota GT86 RC.

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Technology (2)

Tesla (1)

Trucks (1)

Wrenching (2)

  • Here's Exactly How Far You Can Drive With Your Gas Light On

    It’s springtime! Time to start working on your project car, learn a new wrenching skill, discover what everything is under the hood (and how it works), or just spruce up your daily driver. All month, we’ll be looking back at our best informative, maintenance and DIY articles from Jalopnik’s near 20-year history to get your ride ready for the road.

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