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Buying (16)

  • 2013 Nissan Sentra: The Jalopnik Review

    The compact segment is fiercely contended, with strong competitors coming from every major carmaker. With increasing quality deriving from each geographical location, expectations are rising, and customers are no longer willing to settle for a crappy econobox.

    By Alex Lloyd Read More
  • 2012 Audi A7: The Jalopnik Review

    Excuse the junior high speech class cliche, but Webster's Dictionary defines a 'coupe' as "a two-door automobile often seating only two persons." Over the last decade, the German automakers have pretty much told Merriam Webster to go to hell. Their model lineups have exploded and they have created classes of cars that never existed before. One of those is the four-door coupe, which was just a sleeker, four-seat version of their mid-sized sedans… and not technically a coupe at all.

    By Travis Okulski Read More
  • 2013 Nissan Pathfinder: The Jalopnik Review

    The fourth generation Nissan Pathfinder loses its ruggedness for 2013, switching to a unibody from the traditional body-on-frame approach. It looks more like an oversized crossover vehicle than the rock-traversing machine of old. But don't for one minute think this makes the new Pathfinder any less capable.

    By Alex Lloyd Read More
  • How Inflation Has Jacked Up The Prices Of Your Favorite Cars

    Back in the good old days, a nickel used to buy you a night on the town with your best gal, including a trolley ride, tickets to the latest Clark Gable film and the post-coital pack of cigarettes. Now it doesn't even cover 15 minutes in a downtown parking meter. How did this change over time? It's all part of the magical and mysterious phenomenon called inflation. Let's learn about it!

    By Patrick George Read More
  • 1981 Toyota FJ40: The Jalopnik Classic Review

    Alto de la Mina, Colombia — Once upon a time, trucks were trucks. All you got was a metal box with some seats and rudimentary controls; a thing to be battered, broken, and fixed repeatedly. Adding 4-wheel-drive was just a way to abuse these glorified carts in the gnarliest terrain imaginable.

    By Benjamin Preston Read More
  • 2012 BMW 335i: The Jalopnik Review

    Ever since the dawn of luxury sport sedan time, the BMW 3-series has been your honors student cousin at the family Thanksgiving dinner. Audi, Mercedes, and, most recently, Cadillac have all tried to beat the 3-series at its own game, but in one way or the other, they have always come up short.

    By Travis Okulski Read More
  • 2013 McLaren 12C Spider: The Jalopnik Review

    McLaren was predestined to build a version of its MP4-12C for the pate-tanning set. But is the new Spider as good as the closed-top coupe that shares its nerdy alphanumer-name, or is it — like most other convertibles — a tragedy of compromise? Let's head to Spain and find out.

    By Mike Spinelli Read More
  • Forza Horizon Is The First Car Culture Racing Game

    Horizon, Colorado — The console racing sim, as we know it, is rapidly approaching its natural limit. You can add more cars, different tracks, and continue to improve tire physics, but those wanting to virtually experience a race are likely to find a better chance at realism using rFactor, iRacing or any number of PC simulators paired with a custom rig.

    By Matt Hardigree Read More
  • 2013 Chevrolet Malibu Turbo: The Jalopnik Review

    The new Chevrolet Malibu Turbo is interesting mostly because of the "turbo" part of the name. But not for the reasons you'd think. When most of us think of "turbo" we still think of it in terms of fast and sporty, since that's what we grew up with. If a car was turbocharged in the 80s, then it was a sports car that had the word "TURBO" badged or decal'd on it in at least 60 places. Plus, there was that turbo button on our old 486 PCs, and we know how fast that was.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • 2012 Jaguar XKR-S Convertible: The Jalopnik Review

    Convertibles have been a part of Jaguar's DNA since day one. Legends like the XK120, E-Type, and XJS are deeply ingrained in Jaguar's heritage as comfortable tourers with a sporting attitude. The XK continued to hold the candle as the relaxed, sporting gentleman's convertible since it was released in the 1990s.

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Culture (51)

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  • The Best Offroading In The United States

    Driving on the street is nice and all, but the truest expression of freedom and the automobile is off road. Jalopnik readers know the best dirt, mud, sand, and rocks you can find here in the USA.

    By Raphael Orlove Read More

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Motorcycles (1)

  • My Severely Busted Ass Is Why You Don't Wear Jeans On A Motorcycle

    In the ranks of embarrassing pictures you could have posted on the Internet of yourself, I’m going to guess this one is close to the top. Yeah, that’s my ass, clearly visible through my shredded Y-fronts, rubbed raw and bleeding from sliding down the road. Those undies provided about as much protection as the Levis 511s I was wearing, which is to say none. This happened at around 35 to 40mph.

    By Wes Siler Read More

News (246)

Nice Price or No Dice (21)

  • For $5,500, GMC And Be Seen

    Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe custom GMC Suburban show truck is so freaking long its bumpers might have different ZIP Codes, but will its price have you saying so long truckah?

    By Rob Emslie Read More
  • For $9,999, Could This Be Your S-Type?

    While potentially as much Ford as Jag, today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe supercharged S-Type R is still a hot enough kitty to make nearly anyone purr with delight. But, is its price as well?

    By Rob Emslie Read More
  • For $3,500, Go Long

    The Dutch film The Human Centipede is (SPOILER ALERT) the ultimate in left-wing liberal recycling propaganda, but it never answers the question, how do they get around? Well, today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Checker 8-door may be the answer, but will its price leave you with a shit-eating grin?

    By Rob Emslie Read More
  • For $12,800, Dinan Is Served

    If it were a finely sculpted horse rearing on its badge rather than a stylized airplane propeller, today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe contender would be a hands down winner. As it is, this V12 super coupe comes with the badge with the prop, and that means its price is currently up in the air.

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  • For $2,600, Great Shelby's Ghost!

    You've no doubt heard of turning a sow's ear into a silk purse, and as today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Dodge Daytona Shelby proves, no one took that metaphor more to heart than did Dodge and the late Carroll Shelby. This coupe's K-car origins are well masked, will its price require the seller to wear a mask as well?

    By Rob Emslie Read More
  • For $5,200, Go Topless For Some ZX Appeal

    Have you ever looked at your car and thought, I can do better that that? The owner of today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe 280ZX must have, as this turbo ZX has been customized from stem to stern. Does its price however, have you saying, you can do better that that?

    By Rob Emslie Read More
  • For $13,400, Is This Mustang A Maybe-Stang?

    Do you remember the round-cornered scissors you were given in kindergarden, the ones that would snip but couldn't stab? Well, while today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe custom Mustang has been similarly blunted, it'll be up to you to determine if its price manages to make the cut.

    By Rob Emslie Read More
  • For $1,850, You Dirty Rat

    In home décor parlance, furnishings that are supposed to look kind of ratty are called distressed, while when the same is done to something that has four wheels and flies, it's called a Rat. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Chevy S10 has been majorly ratted out, but will you think its price is too much cheese?

    By Rob Emslie Read More
  • For $19,900, Be A Moke

    In Great Britain the word Moke is derived from an archaic term for Donkey. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Mini Moke may seem kind of archaic, but would paying this zebra-painted car's price make you look like a total ass?

    By Rob Emslie Read More
  • For $29,900, Get A GD Mercedes Truck!

    While Mercedes has officially offered the G-klasse here in the US for more than a decade, that's only in pimped-out gas V8 form. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe '91 is far less ostentatious, and an oil-burner to boot, but will its price have you saying diesel do nicely?

    By Rob Emslie Read More
  • For $6,000, Take In The Vue

    Naming your car brand after the planet Saturn means that its products better run rings around the competition. The Honda engine in today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Vue Red Line may make that possible, but does its price mean the seller can kiss Uranus?

    By Rob Emslie Read More
  • For $18,000, Is This A Bitchin' Camaro?

    One of the common euphemisms for level of drunkenness is to be three sheets to the wind. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Camaro is unique in that it's two seats to the wind, but will you find its price to be sobering?

    By Rob Emslie Read More
  • For $8,500, Take This Bimmer To Bed

    For some strange reason, people love turning E30 Bimmers into pickups, it's like a fad. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe El Bimmino looks like one of the more professional jobs, but will its price put the deal to bed?

    By Rob Emslie Read More
  • For $11,800, This Honda's Completely Eli-Mental

    There are 98 naturally occurring elements that we know of. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Honda Element — despite its name — is actually made up of quite a few of those, but would paying its asking price be elementary?

    By Rob Emslie Read More
  • For $26,000, Be More Martin Than Lewis

    Dino Martin used to play straight man to the wacky Jerry Lewis in many a film. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Fiat Dino similarly once played second fiddle to the like-named almost a Ferrari, but is this one's price simply whacked?

    By Rob Emslie Read More
  • For $5,750, No It's Not A Triumph!

    The seller of today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe British roadster feels it necessary to note that his TVR is not the visually similar and reputationally marred Triumph TR7. Of course, it's up to to you to correctly identify this rare Brit's true value.

    By Rob Emslie Read More
  • For $5,000, Have Some Safe SLX

    Back when your mom was a total Betty the Platters reached number one on both the R&B and pop charts with The Great Pretender, a song about feigning not to care about a spurned love. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe SLX is a Trooper pretending it's an Acura, but will you spurn its five thousand dollar price? Ooh-ooh.

    By Rob Emslie Read More
  • For $40,000, Lower The Roof, And Raise Expectations

    The national chain, Casual Male XL specializes in clothes for the amply framed dude, while on the other hand today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe limbo-low 911 Speedster does not. And at forty grand does its price needs to be chopped like its roof?

    By Rob Emslie Read More
  • For $29,999, This E30 Is A 325ISkyline

    Crazy motor transplants are nothing new, but replacing one great engine with another pretty much is. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe E30 rocks a Skyline's heart, but will its price make yours skip a beat?

    By Rob Emslie Read More

Planelopnik (1)

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QOTD (2)

Racing (11)

Reviews (2)

Spacelopnik (11)

Technology (2)

  • How To Power Your Home With Your Car

    Even if you're not directly in the path of Superhyperthunderricane Sandy, there's still a vast number of people who may be affected by losing electrical power. And, as we know, living without electricity means you're about six hours away from reverting to cannibalism, wearing skulls, and building a Thunderdome.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • Driving Nissan's New Steer-By-Wire System

    The whole point of Nissan dragging my pale, pale ass halfway across the world was so they could show off a bunch of new tech they're developing. And show off they did, with prototypes and inflatable cars and cutaway engines and all sorts of good stuff like that.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More

The Morning Shift (22)

Transportation (1)

  • Why Buses Always Plunge But Never Fall, Drop, Descend Or Plummet

    Across the globe from America's biggest cities to small villages in India, buses are absolutely vital to how people get around. But sometimes, things don't work out as planned. Due to driver error, bad roads and bridges, poor weather or any number of other factors, buses can experience sudden changes in altitude that can leave their passengers badly wounded or even dead.

    By Patrick George Read More

Wrenching (4)