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Beyond Cars (25)

  • Here's A Practical Use For A Tesla Model S: A U-2 Spy Plane Chase Car

    Designed in the 1950s and still used today, the Lockheed U-2 (nicknamed Dragon Lady) is a super specialized, high-altitude spy plane. It’s light enough to fly at 70,000 feet, but notoriously difficult to operate. Especially land. Landing is a bitch and a half. That’s where a Tesla Model S comes in.

    By Kristen Lee Read More
  • The Complicated Death Of The Marine Behind The U.S. Navy's Newest Destroyer

    This weekend the U.S. Navy commissioned its latest Arleigh Burke-guided missile destroyer in San Diego, California. The USS Rafael Peralta (DDG 115), a 9,200-ton warship, will be one of the most versatile in the fleet, able to hunt for submarines, defend against air threats and enemy surface ships and engage ballistic missiles. But the name behind the ship carries a tragic and complicated story of its own.

    By Gary Wetzel Read More
  • Oh, So Now The Pentagon Cares About Saving Money?

    This past weekend, President Donald Trump attended the commissioning of the USS Gerald R. Ford aircraft carrier in Virginia. This ship is notable for many things, two in particular: it represents the future of America’s naval defense, and it is burdened with $2.4 billion in cost overruns. Now, today, Trump announced that our military cannot—simply cannot!—afford the hypothetical extra medical costs of troops who happen to be transgender.

    By Terrell Jermaine Starr Read More
  • The Latest Round Of Russian Sanctions Is A No-Win Situation For Trump

    The U.S. has been in the habit of sanctioning the hell out of Russia as of late, and U.S. House Democrats and Republicans are set to do it again—this time over something President Donald Trump swears didn’t happen at all, which was meddling in the 2016 U.S. presidential election. But regardless of how he feels, Trump has little choice but to sign it.

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  • The Real History Behind The Story Of Dunkirk

    Christopher Nolan’s relentless World War II drama Dunkirk is in theaters this weekend, telling a fictional story of the very real British defeat against Nazi Germany in France and subsequent retreat from Europe at the start of the war. Here’s the history behind what you see, and what you don’t see in Dunkirk.

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  • Dunkirk Is One Of The Bleakest And Most Beautiful Movies Of All Time

    It shouldn’t take very much to sell someone on the thought of a Christopher Nolan war movie. Dunkirk is about what happens after the clashing of armies, focusing on a British retreat at the beginning of World War II trapped in a battle for time. It’s bleak, it’s beautiful, and it’s one of the greatest war movies I’ve ever seen.

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  • America's New $13 Billion Aircraft Carrier Is Still Far From Ready

    Three years late and costing $12.9 billion, the USS Gerald R. Ford finally gets commissioned today at Norfolk Naval Station in Virginia. The latest aircraft carrier to join the American fleet has been burdened with—and this may shock you, considering we are talking about defense spending—cost overruns and significant delays. Despite being commissioned, it will be at least four years before the carrier will be able to deploy and truly become part of the fleet.

    By Gary Wetzel Read More
  • Trump Re-Ups Iran Nuclear Deal He Once Called The 'Worst Deal Ever'

    It took President Donald Trump 55 minutes of a one-hour meeting last week to argue with aides that he didn’t want to re-certify America’s nuclear deal with Iran—an Obama-era deal he roundly condemned on the campaign trail—only to capitulate in the last five, The New York Times is reporting. Problem for Trump is that the nuclear deal is actually working.

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  • The Slow Death Of The Carrier Air Wing

    Everything about the aircraft carrier is analyzed these days. How vulnerable they are. How vulnerable they aren’t. How easy it is to sink one with a French attack submarine. How big they should be. How small they should be. Should we even have them at all? Yet most of these arguments have lost sight of the fact that the only reason a carrier exists is to take its air wing into battle.

    By Gary Wetzel Read More
  • Why The U.S. Must Get Rid Of Its Land-Based Nuclear Missiles

    The Cold War is over. And so is the need for America’s land-based Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles. Not only are the costs of maintaining 450 Minuteman-III missiles unsustainable, keeping them in the nuclear arsenal is hardly practical. Maintaining hundreds of outdated, budget-draining Minuteman-IIIs when the Pentagon has the more accurate, multi-dimensional Trident II that can be shot from Ohio-class submarines that are virtually undetectable makes little sense.

    By Terrell Jermaine Starr Read More
  • The Littoral Combat Ship Is A Disaster And This Is The Solution

    This week the U.S. Navy published details on what it’s after for its next surface combatant, the FFG(X), or guided missile frigate. This move is designed to shift away from the Littoral Combat Ship (LCS) originally envisioned to perform many different tasks and afford the Navy greater flexibility in operations. But the reality that’s emerged is that the LCS really can’t survive most combat scenarios, so here’s what the service needs now.

    By Gary Wetzel Read More
  • Watch 350 Rounds Melt The Suppressor On This Machine Gun

    Say you’re bored at the office one day and you decide, hey, let’s make a video where we fire 700 rounds at once through a machine gun with a suppressor and see what happens. You’re really curious to see what red, hot and melted metal looks like.

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  • U.S. Successfully Shoots Down IRBM Target With THAAD

    The Terminal High Altitude Area Defense element of America’s missile defense system successfully shot down an Intermediate-Range Ballistic Missile target from Alaska this morning, according to a statement by the U.S. Missile Defense Agency. It’s good news, but it’s not a full safeguard against an increasingly belligerent North Korea.

    By Terrell Jermaine Starr Read More
  • The Russian Anti-Corruption Law That Has Putin Fuming At America, Explained

    Amid an ongoing probe into Russian meddling in the 2016 U.S. presidential election, this weekend it was reported that Donald Trump Jr. and others met with a Kremlin-connected lawyer last summer to discuss, among other things, a 2012 law designed to punish Russian officials after the death of an accountant investigating government officials for fraud. This law is the Magnitsky Act, and this is why Russian President Vladimir Putin is so incensed about it.

    By Terrell Jermaine Starr Read More
  • Israel Is Buying Drones That Fly With Machine Guns

    The Israeli military is taking drone warfare to a new level with its procurement of small multi-rotor drones that can carry machine guns and other kinds of weapons. A former Israeli Special Forces veteran and another ex-Israeli military friend are making the drones through their Florida startup, Duke Robotics.

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  • Trump's Secret Plan To Defeat ISIS Is The Exact Same Plan Obama Had

    Apparently, former President Barack Obama’s strategy to take out ISIS leaders is working so well that U.S. Special Forces are running out of targets to kill. And President Donald Trump, who claimed during the campaign to have a secret plan to defeat ISIS, still isn’t happy.

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  • The U.S. Has Fewer Options With North Korea Than Ever After This Latest Missile Test

    Yesterday’s North Korean missile launch, confirmed as an intercontinental ballistic missile (ICBM), was the culmination of 70-plus years of unresolved conflict between Pyongyang and Washington. But despite tough talk and tougher tweets from the current presidential administration, the U.S. feels like it has fewer options than ever—and that includes with China.

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  • The History Behind Canada's Record-Breaking Sniper Kill

    The size of Canada’s military force is minuscule compared to the United States, but one thing our northern neighbors do have is a damn good sniper corps. We found out just how deadly their shooters are last week when a member of the Joint Task Force 2 shot an ISIS fighter in Iraq from more than two miles away, shattering the previous world record.

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  • How Close Do You Live To A Nuclear Weapons Facility?

    You’re probably thinking about BBQ and hanging out at the beach instead of the nuclear apocalypse, and why would you? It’s Fourth of July, for God’s sake. But, for fun, let’s take a quick nuclear weapons quiz. Do you live near any nuclear weapons?

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  • The Volvo XC60 Polestar Has Almost As Much Power As A Corvette

    Volvo’s performance brand Polestar just matched the power of Volvo’s most powerful car ever—the Volvo XC90 T8—in the lighter, smaller XC60. Meet the new Polestar-tweaked Volvo XC60 T8: the plug-in hybrid Volvo guaranteed to scare all the kids on the way to soccer practice with 421 horsepower.

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Buying (26)

  • When You Should Spend $70,000 Or $150,000 On A BMW Sedan

    Hello, my somewhat wealthy friend. You’ve worked hard in your life to earn your riches. You deserve nice things. Things like a 2017 BMW 530i. You’ve earned it. Go on, get it. Oh wait, you’re not somewhat wealthy—you’re stupid wealthy? Well, then. Fuck everyone. Get an Alpina B7. Here’s what $150,000 gets you over $70,000 in BMW sedans.

    By Michael Ballaban Read More
  • How Our 1991 Yugo Compares To A 2017 Ford Raptor

    The Ford Motor Company would have you believe that you need a $60,000 twin-turbo V6 off-roading pickup truck with an aggro name and more cheats than a 12-year-old playing Grand Theft Auto V. Bah, we say! You need this only if you are a tool of the landed gentry. We’re here to prove them wrong with a true car of the proletariat: our 1991 Yugo GV.

    By Patrick George Read More
  • The Campagna T-Rex Would Have To Be Your Last Car

    Once you’ve driven every supercar, classic and enthusiast-spec vehicle under the sun, you might find yourself a little sad. What’s left, just a viking funeral in your Ferrari? Oh no, there’s a better blaze of glory to go out in. It’s called the Campagna T-Rex 16SP and it’s unlike anything else you’ve driven.

    By William Clavey Read More
  • There Is No Magic Solution To Your Underwater Car Loan

    It’s unfortunate that some people get buried in debt. I frequently get emails from folks underwater on their car loans and most are hoping for some solution that defies the laws of mathematics. Here’s the real answer: there is no real answer.

    By Tom McParland Read More
  • The V6 AWD 2017 Dodge Challenger Still Feels Like A Real Muscle Car 

    No one expects all-wheel drive to turn the Dodge Challenger into a WRX STI-slaying corner carver. No, the benefit is a little extra bite on slippery surfaces. I’m not convinced it’s superior to a set of snow tires, but it definitely hasn’t lost the personality that makes a Challenger so much fun.

    By Andrew P. Collins Read More
  • The 2017 Honda HR-V Is Fine

    As far as daily drivers go, what you need is something cheap to run that should last forever. Being able to haul around a dishwasher across town the day you’ll need it the most certainly helps, and if the damn thing can plow its way through a snowbank in winter, that’s an added bonus.

    By William Clavey Read More
  • How The Acura NSX Feels Against A McLaren 570S

    The new Acura NSX is a hybrid, turbo, mid-engine, all-wheel drive, 191-mph jet without wings, with 573 horsepower and (on this particular car at least) a $204,600 price tag. My boss handed me the keys one warm Sunday afternoon with the imperatives “Have fun. Don’t kill anyone.” By the specs alone, I should have been scared.

    By Raphael Orlove Read More
  • The 2017 Acura NSX Is Still The Crazy Fast Spaceship You Can Live With Every Day 

    The moment I really got the 2017 Acura NSX wasn’t when I launched it to highway speed from a standstill in three seconds, egged on by the 573 horsepower soundtrack of two turbos dumping air into a wailing V6 backed by a screaming electric motor whine. It wasn’t the tenth time a pedestrian gave me the thumbs up and told me how awesome it was to look at, and how awesome I was for owning it. (I didn’t correct them.)

    By Patrick George Read More
  • The Dodge Challenger Hellcat Widebody Still Wants To Kill You

    Dodge has a problem. The hilarious 707-horsepower Challenger Hellcat is entering its fourth model year, and pretty much everybody who’s willing to spend $70,000 on one has one. And the 2018 Dodge Demon has stolen all the hype. The solution? Giant fender flares and even wider tires, baby. That’ll teach you to say muscle cars can’t turn.

    By Andrew P. Collins Read More
  • The Saab 9-3 Viggen Was The Last Great True Saab

    Say you’re in the market for a secondhand European hot hatchback, but seek something a little more interesting than a Golf GTI or a Ford Focus RS. Your options are scarce. Sure, you could try to import a Renault Clio V6 from France, but do you really want to get yourself into the hassle of importing a French car? And does the Clio V6 even exist outside of Gran Turismo?

    By William Clavey Read More
  • A Ferrari 308 GTSi Is Terrible To Drive Today But That Doesn't Matter

    I climbed into the 1980 Ferrari 308’s tight-slipper cockpit with no expectations. Ferrari or not, this car came out at the end of the Malaise Era. Automakers were trying to leave the ’70s behind, but some results were half-baked at best. But nearly 40 years later, the 308 has managed to hang on to some magic, even if you didn’t grow up watching Magnum P.I.

    By Andrew T. Maness Read More
  • The 2018 Subaru Crosstrek Is Almost The Ultimate SUV

    For old school off-road adventure purists, it’s a little sad to watch truck-based SUVs melt away in this era of high-riding hatchbacks we call “crossovers.” But if the main goal is getting out there, the 2018 Subaru Crosstrek is basically a better SUV than your dad’s straight-axle box-frame big rig ever was.

    By Andrew P. Collins Read More
  • How To Shop For A Car Without Dealers Stalking You Forever

    Going car shopping is a pain. And in order to shop smart, you really should communicate with the dealers via phone and email. The problem is once they have this information you are likely to get bombarded with calls and emails—including after you’re done shopping for a car.

    By Tom McParland Read More
  • The Hummer H2 Is A Grand And Opulent Bad Idea

    Once again, North America finds itself addicted to trucks and SUVs, spurred on by cheap gas. What we lack is a rolling symbol of this phenomenon; the last time it happened, it was without question the Hummer H2.

    By William Clavey Read More
  • The 2017 Mercedes AMG GLS63 Is A Seven-Seat Supercar

    If the 2017 Mercedes AMG GLS63’s daddy was a muscle car, its mother must have been a private jet. But this high-capacity hot rod conducts itself politely—for the first centimeter or so of gas pedal travel. Press your right foot much deeper and this luxury liner turns into a 5,754-pounds of fat fury.

    By Andrew P. Collins Read More
  • You Don't Deserve A Chevrolet SS But Go Get One Before It's Too Late

    Take a look at yourself in the mirror. You have bad opinions and you only buy massive heaps of dumb shit. You don’t deserve anything good. “But I deserve nice things, I’m a nice person!” No. You’re terrible. You all never bought a Chevrolet SS, and now they’re gone with no replacement. Chevy finally got the thing right, and you’re down to the wire on picking one up.

    By Michael Ballaban Read More
  • The R33 Nissan Skyline GT-R Definitely Doesn't Drive Like A Failure

    The Nissan Skyline GT-R is one of the greatest performance cars ever built. Almost all generations of Nissan’s top-of-the-line icon have been praised by critics, adored by owners and lusted after by fans outside Japan. “Almost” is the key word here. The porky, blocky R33 Skyline from the mid-1990s is kind of the ugly duckling. But does it deserve to be?

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Culture (41)

  • The Tesla Model 3 Frunk Is A Triumph Of Marketing

    Among my many strange, off-putting car fetishes, there’s one that is consistently, creepily powerful: my love for unusual trunks. I’m especially fond of front trunks, or ‘frunks,’ since they tend to be more difficult to pull off well. The Tesla Model 3 has a frunk, and the very nature of that frunk is an important lesson we can all benefit from.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • You Suck At Aerodynamics

    Don’t feel bad. Everybody sucks at aerodynamics. Well, I guess people who have actually studied aerodynamics don’t, but as far as us normal, everyday jackasses? We’re terrible. Or at least, I am, when it comes to looking at cars and guessing how aerodynamic they are.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • Comment Of The Day: Not Crazy For The Cimarron Edition

    Cadillac is in a tizzy about having all of these lovely sedans that nobody will buy, and their solution is to cut down a model and jumble up their alphabet. Some have suggested a return to traditional model names, but even that could go too far.

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  • I Learned To Drive Stick From Some Cops In A Florida Parking Lot At 2 A.M.

    Driving stick is something my mom said is a nice skill to add to the Toolbox of Life. My blog boss said it’s good to know because, hey, maybe you need to drive the getaway car one day, and in this hypothetical, the getaway car has a manual transmission. But I first learned how to drive stick in the early hours of Nov. 3, 2008, somewhere in Florida, on the way to the airport in Orlando. My teacher? A police officer.

    By Ryan Felton Read More
  • Comment Of The Day: What Really Makes A Muscle Car? Edition

    We sparked some debate after saying the 2017 Dodge Challenger V6 AWD feels like a muscle car. Feels like and is are not the same thing, but in today’s era of safety regulations and small-displacement, what really earns the right to be likened to big-block beasts of your dad’s day?

    By Andrew P. Collins Read More
  • Comment Of The Day: GM Beating Tesla Edition

    In the race for affordable electric cars, GM has been making a lot of noise about how it was able to get the Chevy Bolt to market before Tesla’s Model 3. Little do people know that this follows a tradition of GM beating Tesla to the punch.

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  • What's The Best Engine Name?

    Today, I became aware of the Suzuki Boosterjet, Suzuki’s name for its line of small, direct-injection turbocharged gasoline engines, first a 1.4 liter last year and now a 1.0. Unquestionably, it’s a wonderful name. But is it the best?

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  • Your Ridiculously Awesome Mazda RX-7 Wallpaper Is Here

    On July 7, 2017, there was a meetup of Mazda RX-7 owners in New York City. RX-7s on 7/7/17. When I visited Times Square earlier this year, all I got to see was a horse poop as it walked down Broadway. An “army” of RX-7s would have been much better.

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  • The Mystery Cars Behind The First Two Lego Car Chassis Sets

    We seem to be in a golden age of automotive Lego, with Lego having deals with a number of carmakers, including Porsche, McLaren, Ford, Ferrari—it’s possible Lego has more licenses with automakers than some suppliers that make actual car parts. That wasn’t always the case, though. Decades ago, Lego’s car-based sets had to play things much more coy. Let’s see if we can figure out the cars their first two chassis sets were based on.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • If You're Between 30-50, I Bet You Learned The Word 'Ajar' From A Car

    I should be clear here that I’m not an official expert in words; I’m no entomologist. You can tell that’s true because I just typed the word for someone who studies insects, not “etymologist,” someone who studies words. But this hasn’t stopped me from formulating a theory that there’s a large number of people who learned the word “ajar” from a talking car.

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  • The Heartbreaking Story Of A Man And His '68 Camaro

    It took more than 50 years for Steven Weber’s father to tell his son he loved him. By the time he said the words, Steven’s father was overcome with dementia, living out his final days wheelchair-bound. Yet Steven’s father is the reason he bought the ‘68 Camaro back in 1973. It’s the reason he’s held onto it all these years. And it’s one of the reasons it will be such a momentous occasion when he passes it on to his son, which will be soon—perhaps sooner than Steven had expected.

    By Patrick George Read More
  • Some Idiots I Work With Don't Believe In Front-Mid Engine Layouts

    Help me out here, pals. While I love my co-workers here on the USS Jalopnuts, it has come to my attention that at least two of my co-workers are drooling simpletons who can’t wrap their puny, moist, palpitating brains around the idea that the front-mid engine layout is a thing. They’re idiots, right?

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • Comment Of The Day: This Worked Out Edition

    Formula One’s announcement to go to the halo shield to protect drivers won’t seem new at all to a select group of people that likely spend more on their gaming setups than whatever car they go pick up Doritos and Mountain Dew in once a month.

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  • Here's A Strange Little Car You've Never Heard Of: The Haiyan SW710

    China is the largest passenger car market in the world, bigger than ours, even, and yet most of us outside of China know very little about its past. In America, everyone knows about our charming and embarrassing car history, our AMC Gremlins and Cadillac Cimarrons and King Midgets. We don’t usually get to read China’s automotive teenage diary, so let’s try and change that, staring with the Haiyan SW710.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • The Tramontana XTR Is The Lovable Lightweight Weirdo The Car World Needs

    From its best angles, the Tramontana XTR looks like a crazy pod race car from a galaxy far far away, with a see-through canopy and two seats laid out in tandem like a fighter jet. From the side, the proportions are weirdly long, reminiscent of the wacky Youabian Puma, but weird is just what we need in these offensively inoffensive silver-beige times.

    By Stef Schrader Read More
  • Find The Funniest Intersections In The World Using This New Website

    A couple summers ago on a road trip through California, I came across an intersection that had a street with my last name, and also gave me an empire. Because I have an insatiable appetite for dumb coincidences, I got a photo of me standing next to the sign. With this new website Crossing.us, I can now find every Felton Road, Street, or Avenue in the world.

    By Ryan Felton Read More
  • Comment Of The Day: I Hope This Is True Edition

    The Hummer H2 is somehow simultaneously a vehicle very much of the early-2000's, and yet I could very easily see the company return today with the same bloated, ugly, heavy, faux-military style to even greater success today.

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  • When Is It Morally Wrong To Flip Cars For A Profit? (Updated)

    Yesterday, I wrote about a man who snagged a mint 4,400 mile-on-the-clock Jeep Cherokee from a 70-year-old woman for dirt cheap, only to try to flip it for $15,000. Some readers voiced their disdain, saying the man took advantage of the woman’s ignorance. So that brings us to a question: when is it wrong to flip cars for a profit?

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  • Hey Dumbasses, Spend Way Too Much On These Speakers That Sort Of Look Like Porsche 911 Exhaust Pipes

    Porsche understands that, for some people, it’s not enough to just drive a Porsche, because there’s times when you’re indoors, which is terrible, because then it’s hard to let everyone understand that you’re a Porsche owner. Luckily, a little mom-and-pop shop called Porsche Design is there to help, like with these $550 speakers that sort of look like a 911 GT3's exhausts.

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  • Meh Car Monday: The Woefully Misnamed Oldsmobile Intrigue

    You want to know how staggeringly forgettable the Oldsmobile Intrigue is? Listen to this: I was trying to decide between the Oldsmobile Achieva and Oldsmobile Alero for this week’s Meh Car Monday. As part of the decison-making process, I remembered they used an Achieva in episodes of the X-Files. Only I was wrong: the car was an Intrigue. A car so boring I forgot it existed and mistook it for another boring-ass car.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • Your Ridiculously Awesome Porsche 997 Carrera S Wallpaper Is Here

    Considering an influential YouTube car guy was just talking about how underrated the 997 is, and the fact that I only had a grand total of two options to choose from for Weekend Wallpaper this week (so please start sending some to my email), we’re going to grace our screens with a 997 and a sunset.

    By Justin T. Westbrook Read More
  • What Makes A Car Satisfying To Own?

    Well all know that automotive awards are bullshit, and the newest list to make the rounds is the Vehicle Satisfaction Awards. Some of the winners are predictable while other are surprising, but it does raise an interesting question, what car gave you the most satisfaction?

    By Tom McParland Read More
  • The Goodwood Festival Of Speed Is Car Heaven

    The English countryside. An idyllic place to farm sheep and go on jolly picnics. It’s every bit as scenic and tranquil as the Jane Austen novels would have you believe. Except for the four days every year the Goodwood Festival of Speed happens.

    By Patrick George Read More
  • These Are The 10 Weirdest American Car Brand Names Ever

    Happy Birthday, America! Guess what I got you! Give up? Underpants, and this list of the 10 American automakers with the goofiest, weirdest names. Most of these are small, obscure automakers from the beginning of the last century, but it’s still good to remember that once there was far more than the Big Three and poor old AMC.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • Tell Me Honestly: How Do You Feel About These Wheels?

    A set of wheels can make or break a car’s looks. The wheels actually take up a pretty decent percentage of a car’s side profile, especially if they are big and the car is sleek. Which is why it’s extremely important to make sure they look good. How do we feel about these?

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  • Somebody Please Step Up And Complete The Dodge Challenger

    Are you familiar with “restomod” aesthetic? It’s when an old car is restored with modern goodies like power windows and LED lights. In some ways it feels like the 2017 Dodge Challenger, one of the last decidedly retro new cars left, is the ultimate restomod. It’s really just missing a few key pieces.

    By Andrew P. Collins Read More
  • Get Your Mind Blown By These Museum-Quality Lowriders

    Most of us are at least vaguely aware of “lowriders.” They’re generally old American cars with creative paint jobs and hydraulic systems that move their bodies in all sorts of crazy ways. But you can take a much closer look at them at the Petersen Museum right now, and hot damn, these cars are unbelievable.

    By Andrew P. Collins Read More

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  • The Nissan Z32 300ZX Happened Because Its Designer Broke The Rules

    Of all the Nissan Z cars, arguably two endure the most today: the original 240Z, and the sleek and twin-turbocharged Z32 300ZX of the 1990s. And the designer of that car, Toshio Yamashita, wasn’t just content to design rad cars back in the day. He’s been helping teach the art of car design to the next generation, so he shared the fascinating process he uses to think about car design and brainstorm new cars.

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    Top Gear America, formerly Top Gear USA, returns with its three new hosts tonight. The new episode airs at 8 p.m. EST on BBC America. I’ve seen it, and all I really came away with is the knowledge that Bill Fichtner has a lovely voice.

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  • The Grand Tour Season 2 Trailer Is Here And It Brings The Mayhem

    Amazon’s inaugural outing with The Grand Tour wasn’t perfect, but I think there was one thing most gearheads could agree on: we wanted more. Thankfully the streaming TV network/drone delivery service agreed, and the show will be back in October. Here’s our first look.

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  • Young People Aren't Saving Harley-Davidson

    The looming death-spiral of the motorcycle world and its dire need to lure in millennials has been a hot topic discussion as of late, and the issues are abundantly clear in the industry’s most well-known brand. According to Bloomberg, Harley-Davidson is witnessing a sharp decline in sales of just about everything right now. Jewelry, shirts, do-rags—sales are down across the board, the company’s revenue continues to dip, and now layoffs are forthcoming.

    By Ryan Felton Read More
  • What I Learned Riding A $135,000 Motorcycle

    There’s nothing inherently difficult about riding the Confederate P51 Combat Fighter. But the $135,000 price tag that is never too far from your mind as you rev the colossal 2,163 cc V-twin engine. It’s hard to concentrate on much else when you’re repeating a mantra of “Do not drop this bike!” into your helmet.

    By Erik Schelzig Read More
  • I Got My Motorcycle License And I Still Have Zero Desire To Ride

    Beads of sweat snaked down my back. It was only 80 or so degrees outside, but clad in thick jeans, boots, a long-sleeved henley, a black motorcycle jacket, riding gloves and a black motorcycle helmet, I strained to balance an unwieldy motorcycle on a blacktop while the sun beat mercilessly down upon me. And everyone said this was supposed to be fun.

    By Kristen Lee Read More
  • Brazil Once Turned VW Beetles Into The Biggest And Maybe Worst Motorcycles Ever

    Brazil in the 1970s to early 1990s was a fascinating crucible for the creation of weird vehicles. Their protectionist trade policies forced local solutions to everything, and the results were often fascinating. I’ve covered, at length, the strange Volkswagen variations that bloomed there, and now I’d like to cover one more, one with half as many wheels as what I usually obsess over.

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  • How Would You Configure Your $294,000 Porsche 911 GT2 RS?

    After a few days of not officially confirming a car that everyone knew about, Porsche dropped the curtain on the 700-horsepower 2018 911 GT2 RS, the most powerful 911 ever made. It’s pretty likely that these cars are already sold out, but what would yours look like?

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  • This Is The NASA Part Mike Pence Touched That He Wasn't Supposed To

    Yesterday, the big joke involved a picture of U.S. Vice President Mike Pence at NASA’s Kennedy Space Center, full-palm touching an Orion spacecraft part that was clearly labeled “DO NOT TOUCH.” It’s a hilarious image, but what exactly is that untouchable thing, and what does it mean that Pence pawed it? I am here with answers.

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  • Tesla Warns Already Burnt-Out Workforce Of Model 3 'Production Hell'

    When Tesla chief executive Elon Musk handed over the first 30 Model 3 sedans to reservation holders last Friday, he warned employees they’ll be in “production hell” for the next several months. It was a curious remark, as Tesla employees have been voicing concerns about workplace injuries since earlier this year. Employees reiterated those points in a letter to Tesla’s board Monday, and demanded answers to questions about pay transparency and safety.

    By Ryan Felton Read More
  • Why We Can't Ignore Self-Driving Commercial Trucks Any Longer

    Lawmakers in the U.S. Congress are working on legislation to regulate the testing and deployment of autonomous cars and trucks across the country. Last week that bill passed a crucial benchmark, receiving unanimous approval in a U.S. house committee. But the measure leaves out large commercial trucks, and that’s probably a foolish thing to do.

    By Ryan Felton Read More
  • Google Didn't Actually Pay City To Use Emergency Vehicles In Driverless Car Test (Updated)

    Waymo, Google’s driverless car developing unit, conducted an “emergency vehicle testing day” in the city of Chandler, Arizona last month to help driverless cars better understand the sights and sounds of police cars and fire trucks. Now, documents and interviews with the city and Waymo reveal Waymo did not pay Chandler for using four of its emergency vehicles, and the parties did not sign a formal agreement that would hold Waymo liable in the case of an accident.

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  • What To Look For At Tesla's Model 3 Event Tonight

    On Friday, Tesla is set to publicly reveal the $35,000 all-electric Model 3 sedan, the culmination of intense buildup and speculation that began a year-and-a-half ago, when the company’s CEO Elon Musk announced the vehicle. The company’s handing over keys to the first 30 customers, to mark the occasion. There’s still a number of questions about the car, so here’s some things to look for tomorrow.

    By Ryan Felton Read More
  • Here's Another Reason Why Self-Driving Tech Is Still So Expensive

    Our self-driving car future may be farther away than the hype suggests. Besides Tesla, self-driving car developers depend on an expensive piece of technology called LIDAR, a laser-based radar that allows an autonomous vehicle to see the road. There are cheaper options, but the MIT Technology Review explains that these more-affordable solutions won’t deliver the kind of data that’s necessary for self-driving cars to operate at highway speeds.

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  • Tesla Model 3 Reservation Holders Say They've Had Radio Silence From Tesla

    Many Tesla Model 3 reservation holders are looking for guidance on when they can expect the car to be delivered, as a Bloomberg report today showed. More info is expected at a Tesla event on Friday, but several who’ve paid a $1,000 deposit for the car offered Jalopnik varied opinions about the car’s delivery date. What’s clear is that Tesla has been virtually radio silent since reservations first became available in 2016.

    By Ryan Felton Read More
  • Surprise! The Lack Of Hydrogen Fueling Infrastructure Is Stymieing Hydrogen Fuel Cell Car Sales

    Toyota has tossed around a lot of money in the name of hydrogen, most recently with a project to build a fuel cell-powered big rig truck. But the Japanese automaker has also been trying to boost sales in the U.S. for its car of the future—the Mirai. But as Bloomberg reports today, sales are sluggish, and it should come as no surprise why: there’s barely any infrastructure to support the car.

    By Ryan Felton Read More
  • Lyft Is Now Developing Self-Driving Tech Of Its Own

    Lyft has been trying to gain momentum on the incessant slip-ups of its main competitor Uber, and this week it took another step to gain some ground: The company says it’s going to develop its own self-driving technology, following a string of announced partnerships to focus on bringing autonomous cars to the public.

    By Ryan Felton Read More
  • Lucid Motors Apparently Tried To Get Ford To Purchase It: Report

    For months, startup Lucid Motors has been up front that it’s looking to raise extra money to move forward with plans for a factory to make its all-electric vehicle, the Lucid Air. Behind the scenes, the fledgling automaker has also been seeking out a possible buyer, according to a new report from Bloomberg, which says that Lucid approached senior management of Ford about a possible sale.

    By Ryan Felton Read More
  • Who Will Clean Up Barf In Robot Taxis? I Have The Solution

    A story from Bloomberg this morning details one of the myriad issues that need to be addressed before driverless robotaxis can be deployed by the likes of General Motors and Uber: how to clean up a passengers’ puke. A start-up in San Francisco offers one idea—a 24/7 cleaning service—but I think there’s a much simpler solution.

    By Ryan Felton Read More
  • How Google Is Teaching Robot Cars To Respond To Emergency Vehicles

    In order for driverless cars to work, they’ll need to be able to do tackle a bevy of ordinary tasks that motorists perform each day: navigate roadways, stay within a lane, stop for pedestrians who unexpectedly cross their path and successfully pull over for police cruisers or fire trucks needing to speed by. Google, through its self-driving car subsidiary Waymo, has been working on the latter task, and recently teamed up with a local Arizona fire and police department to conduct its “first emerg

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  • Lucid Motors Managed To Get An All-Electric Prototype To Go 235 MPH

    Lucid Motors doesn’t have the money yet to build a factory and make the Air, an all-electric luxury sedan among many considered to be potential Tesla-killers. But the nascent automaker has shown it’s at least capable of producing a car that goes super fast: A video released on Monday shows an Air prototype flying around a racetrack at 235 mph.

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  • Faraday Future Halts Construction Of $1 Billion Factory In Nevada Amid Cash Crunch

    Ambitious but troubled startup automaker Faraday Future said today that it’s officially halting efforts to build a $1 billion factory in Nevada, as its billionaire financier Jia Yueting deals with significant money problems. The move comes just days after Faraday officials told Jalopnik that Jia’s financial woes will have “no impact” on Faraday’s day-to-day operation and goal of producing its flagship vehicle, the FF 91, by 2018.

    By Ryan Felton Read More
  • Uber Now Says Its Former Engineer Actually Did Steal All Those Self-Driving Tech Files From Google

    A flurry of legal filings went public on Friday in the battle between Uber and Waymo, Google’s self-driving car operation that says Uber schemed with a former engineer to steal trade secrets and thousands of proprietary tech files to bolster its own autonomous vehicle project. But this one is rich: Uber now says Anthony Levandowski, the company’s former self-driving car guru at the center of the case, stole the files.

    By Ryan Felton Read More
  • Why Tesla Shit The Bed On Wall Street Today

    Elon Musk has said he has no idea why Wall Street values Tesla so high, but he doesn’t have to think about it any longer. The automaker is no longer the most valuable car company in the U.S. after a disastrous week on Wall Street that brought its shares down a reported 15 percent, due in part to the company’s disclosure that it has experienced a “severe” shortfall in production of 100-kWh battery packs.

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  • Court Freezes $182 Million From Faraday Future's Financier, But The Company Says That's Just Fine

    A Chinese court this week froze $182 million in assets of Jia Yueting, the billionaire founder of tech giant LeEco and main financier of self-driving car start-up Faraday Future. But the company says that Jia’s financial woes will have “no impact” on FF’s daily operations and actually “aligns” with its immediate goal of getting its flagship vehicle, the FF 91, on the road in 2018. Okay, sure.

    By Ryan Felton Read More
  • France Plans To Ban Sales Of Gasoline And Diesel Vehicles By 2040

    France—particularly, Paris, with its dreadful air quality—has staked a battle against cars over the past several years, with car-free days, older-car bans, and diatribes against owning a personal vehicle. Now, the government of France’s new president, Emmanuel Macron, wants to ban the sale of all gasoline and diesel vehicles by 2040, saying it’s a “veritable revolution” to “fight air pollution.”

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  • This Self-Driving Truck Has No Room For A Driver And It Looks Ridiculous

    The idea of a fully-autonomous vehicle entails removing the driver from the equation entirely. In the trucking industry, that scenario’s expected to happen sooner than we’ll see a majority of driverless cars on the road. But one group of Swedes wants to build a truck that doesn’t even have room for a driver.

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  • Here's A Car: The Toyota Sera

    Take a look at this. It’s a Toyota Sera. You might think it’s a fantasy car that fell out of one of your brain folds. Nope! This is a real car, a car that exists, a car that was sold to you, a member of the public. Well, sort of.

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