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BMW (2)

  • The 2014 BMW Z4 Adds A Bimmerang And Not Much Else

    With the exception of the Cayman/Boxster twins, traditional German sports cars tend to be overlooked. I don't think about the BMW Z4 that often even though I generally like it, in particular the sDrive28i fitted with the TwinPower Turbo 2.0-liter engine. None of the changes to the 2014 BMW Z4 will likely change this because few of the changes are that noticeable.

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  • 2014 BMW M6 Gran Coupe: It's Official, And We Still Want One

    A few days ago, just hours after we showed you the new BMW M6 Gran Coupe, the Bavarians issued a rather long press release about their newest pride. It's not what you would call an exciting read, and we hadn't gotten around to posting the official news because we correctly guessed most of the stats then. Still, we should have, so here are the most important bits:

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Brands (2)

Buying (14)

Culture (60)

Car Types (2)

  • The Ferves Ranger Is The Mostest Cutest Off-Roader Ever

    When the aliens come to harvest Earth for its talc and mangoes, I'm sure they'll give a quick looking over to our technology and culture. When they evaluate the content of the Internet, I think it's pretty safe to say they'll categorize it as a global infrastructure to distribute pornography and cute kitty and/or puppy pictures.

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Concept Cars (1)

Crashes and Safety (2)

Entertainment (2)

Hyundai (1)

  • 2013 Hyundai Veloster Turbo: Will It Baby?

    The Hyundai Veloster Turbo has managed to do something no other Hyundai hatch ever built has done: make people give a crap about it. For the week I had the car, at least a half-dozen people commented on it. To get that sort of response with, say, an Elantra, you'd have to set the thing on fire and cover it in pornography. Luckily, the Veloster Turbo proved compelling enough on its own, since this is a test of it as a baby-hauler and fire and pornography are strictly forbidden until at least the

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News (238)

Nice Price or No Dice (20)

  • For $375,000, Is 13 A Lucky Number?

    As 2012 rapidly ebbs from existence it's time to contemplate resolutions for 2013. It's also time to consider this Nice Price or Crack Pipe Jaguar XJ13 replica, and whether its price is worth resolving to pay.

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  • For $48,000, This Is A Serious Syncro

    The seller of today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Westfalia Syncro is serious about its price. With a flat six out of a Subaru SVX, the Vanagon itself is pretty serious, but is that price really a joke?

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  • For $9,500, Is This Mustang A Pony Express?

    You wouldn't think that foxes and ponies would go together so well, but the Fox-platform Mustang is that marque's longest-lived edition. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe '82 GT puts more horse in the corral, but does its price mean the seller is also crazy like a fox?

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  • For $7,995, Is This Laforza To Be Reckoned With?

    La Forza del Destino is an opera by Giuseppe Verdi that features love, death, betrayal. . . and gypsies! Less dramatic is today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Laforza, but will its price have you wishing the fat lady would sing?

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  • For $13,000, You Will Never Lose Money On Replica

    The title for today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe was pulled straight from the ad for this Mitsubishi 3000GT modified to look like a Ferrari. Lose money or not, that bold pronouncement of course leads to the question: is the price for this replica reprehensible?

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  • For $4,100, You Rock!

    To drive in the International Race of Champions, you need to be at a winner. To drive today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe IROC-Z you need only have the necessary cash. The question is, will its price have you saying ROC-on?

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  • For $12,000, Konnichi-Want?

    In West Side Story, the Jets and the Sharks, two Upper West Side gangs, rumble and explode in violent dance, while two doomed lovers try to get busy in the middle of it all. Some car makers have had similar rivalries, but as today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Nissan-powered Toyota proves, hatchets can be buried.

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  • For $3,200, Me So Hornet Baby

    While X may mark the spot, for AMC fans AMX marks the hot. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Hornet may not be the ape-X of that hallowed marque, but will its price at least get you X-cited?

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  • For $600, Get A Long-Ass Probe

    Ford applied the Probe name to a series of aerodynamic studies and one production series. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Probe is an odd combination of the two, but is its price more of a study in error-dynamics?

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  • For $3,995, Is This Maverick A Blue Plate Special?

    Following the success of the Mustang, Ford thought they'd roll the equine dice a couple more times, coming up with the Pinto and today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Maverick. There's a lot shared between the Mav' and the ‘Stang, but does this pony's price mean its seller isn't just horsing around?

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  • For $8,000, Will This Jeep Be The Torque Of The Town?

    While there's nothing more American than a Jeep, diesel engines seem more the predilection of our funny talkin' friends overseas. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Wrangler attempts to link those worlds, but is its price a bridge too far?

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  • For $3,200, Is This S-10 A Ten?

    The fact that today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Chevy S-10 has a 500 CID Caddy V8 in back means that the only thing it'll haul is ass. Does its price however, mean a buyer would also be taking it, well, you know where?

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  • For $50,000, Should This Alfa Get Its Freak On?

    The compound word Prototype comes from the Greek prototypon which means primitive form. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Alfa GTV is described as such a proto type, but is its price far from either pro or typical?

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  • For $2,500, If The Shoe Fits, Drive It

    The lyrics to the metalcore band On Broken Wings' song Six Hundred Cubic Centimeters includes the line- I've got some questions, and I want them answered. That song is obviously about today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Honda Z600 coupe, and the question they want answered is undoubtably whether or not its price is a deal.

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  • For $5,000, Is This Audi An Innie?

    When you see an ad for a 40-year old one-owner car, you start to wonder what stories it and its owner might share. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Audi 100ls is just such a ride, but is its price too tall a tale?

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  • For $23,000, Who Needs Swag When You Have Lincoln Style?

    Many lament that the Lincoln of today does not reflect the luxury and ostentation of the brand's great products of years past. To rectify this, perhaps the marque should look no further than today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe custom '78, that is of course, if its price is not equally lamentable.

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  • For $3,000, Pick Up The Pacer

    Home to the former Trojan Nuclear Power Plant, Rainier Oregon is coincidentally also the current place of residence for today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe mutant AMC Pacer. The connection is obvious, but will this AMC's price nuke the deal?

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  • For $6,000, Bitches Love Baskets

    If your DVD collection includes Clueless, Mean Girls, and all seven seasons of the Gilmore Girls, then you will Ell-Oh-Vee-Eee, love today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Rabbit convertible. And even if you don't, you still might like this custom Vee Dub's price.

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Porsche (1)

  • This Porsche 912 Is A Classic AND It Will Baby

    Welcome to Found Around The District, where we highlight fascinating cars we find around a city where people are too busy fighting through traffic and hunting for parking to drive anything interesting: Washington, D.C.

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Racing (9)

  • Weekend Motorsports Roundup: Dec. 29-30, 2012

    Welcome to the Jalopnik Weekend Motorsports Roundup, where we let you know what's going on in the world of racing, where you can see it, and talk about it all in one convenient place. Where else would you want to spend your weekend?

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  • Do You Have To Be Physically Fit To Drive A Race Car?

    You know what question I get asked most as a racecar driver? No, not, "Do you get scared?" and, amazingly, not even, "How fast does your car go?" The most commonly asked question is, "Why do you have to be fit to drive a racecar? All you do is sit down and turn a wheel?"

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  • Weekend Motorsports Roundup: Dec. 22-23, 2012

    Welcome to the Jalopnik Weekend Motorsports Roundup, where we let you know what's going on in the world of racing, where you can see it, and talk about it all in one convenient place. Where else would you want to spend your weekend?

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  • The First 40 Years Of Motor Racing

    Henry Ford famously said that "auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built". While he was probably right, it definitely started before he build his second Quadricycle in 1898, featuring chain drive and a whopping 20 mph top speed.

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  • Weekend Motorsports Roundup: Dec. 15-16, 2012

    Welcome to the Jalopnik Weekend Motorsports Roundup, where we let you know what's going on in the world of racing, where you can see it, and talk about it all in one convenient place. Where else would you want to spend your weekend?

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  • Weekend Motorsports Roundup: Dec. 8-9, 2012

    Welcome to the Jalopnik Weekend Motorsports Roundup, where we let you know what's going on in the world of racing, where you can see it, and talk about it all in one convenient place. Where else would you want to spend your weekend?

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  • Weekend Motorsports Roundup: Dec. 1-2, 2012

    Welcome to the Jalopnik Weekend Motorsports Roundup, where we let you know what's going on in the world of racing, where you can see it, and talk about it all in one convenient place. Where else would you want to spend your weekend?

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Reviews (6)

  • Will It Baby: 2013 Scion iQ

    I felt like I was having things a bit too easy Will It Baby-wise recently — a car with an extra door just for kid-loading, a huge, spacious truck — so this time when I picked a car to try I decided to really make it tough. So, with that in mind, I set out to try and find the absolute smallest car I could cram a toddler, myself, and my wife in without turning ourselves into a thick, viscous paste.

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  • 2014 Mercedes-Benz E-Class: This Is It And It Is Dull

    Here it is, the brand new E-Class in all its glory. As you can see, the biggest change is that Mercedes-Benz's most important model will switch from the dual-pod lights seen on the current one to single units with LED wizardry. I guess that's how Stuttgart says "hi" to Ingolstadt.

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  • This Is The Funky Porsche Hatchback The Company Never Built

    Although some might say that the Porsche 914 was nothing but a bastard child made to replace the aging Porsche 912 and the VW Karmann-Ghia, we simply love its design, and the whole idea of a Porsche two-seater made for the masses... even if it only had 80 horsepower.

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Technology (3)

  • Should There Be A Standard User Interface For Cars?

    By now, most of you realize that I'm an idea man. My mind takes the nutrient-rich paste editor Hardigree euphemistically calls "food" when he shoves it into my work-pod, and turns it into pure, unadulterated ideas. Of course, 90% of the resulting ideas are total crap, and of the remaining 10%, 90% of those are ideas for pickup lines that could have worked on Dolly Madison (like: Hey, baby, check it out, my watch has no hands.)

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  • Everything You Need To Know About The Black Boxes Coming To Your Next Car

    It's looking very likely that a bill in Congress that will make mandatory the use of "black boxes"— more formally, Event Data Recorders (EDR) — will become law soon. These are little computers clad in rugged casings that record data from your car's various sensors and computers to use for accident investigation and, very likely, other uses.

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The Morning Shift (15)

Trucks (2)