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Beyond Cars (54)

  • Check Out The USS Constellation's Super Diverse Carrier Air Wing From 1967

    It is always interesting to look at the Carrier Air Wings of the past. Today America’s super carrier decks look far more homogeneous, with variants of the F/A-18 Hornet doing all the fixed-wing tactical work.. The photo above is shot aboard the USS Constellation in 1967, at the height of the Vietnam War, and it shows a very eclectic mix of aircraft.

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  • Here's The First Shot Of The F-15C Pod That Will Change How The Air Force Fights

    One of the most important programs that the U.S. Air Force is undertaking is far from glamorous and comes with a funny name: Talon HATE. But this podded system will be vital for eliminating communications barriers between the F-22 and F-15C/D fleets, as well as other weapon systems. It’s showing for the first time on the belly of an Operational Test F-15C flying out of Nellis Air Force Base in Nevada. Here’s how it works.

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  • DARPA's Vertical Take Off And Landing Combat Drone Could Revolutionize Naval Combat

    Northrop Grumman scored another win this last year after its Tactically Exploited Reconnaissance Node (TERN) concept was tapped for full-scale demonstration. The DARPA and Office of Naval Research-led program seeks to give Navy surface combatants, like destroyers and Littoral Combat Ships, fixed-wing aircraft carrier-like capabilities, albeit on a smaller scale. It’s a move that could change naval warfare, and warfare in general, as we know it.

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  • B-1B Bombers Are The Aerial Weapon Of Choice For Supporting Iraq's Ramadi Offensive

    High above the battleground of Ramadi, Iraq, B-1B Lancer bombers circle like vultures, waiting for targeting information and using their own keen eyes to locate potential enemies to destroy. It is just another reminder of how a bomber that has had a tough time finding its identity has turned into an arsenal ship of choice for the murky terror wars of the new millennium.

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  • The Navy SEALs Might Have Selected A New Pistol Of Choice

    The U.S. Navy SEALs are known to have a very diverse small-arms locker, one full of the best and most durable firearms available. So when they decide to get behind a certain weapon in a big way, it tends to be big news. Now, after toting metal-framed Sig Sauer P226s on missions around the globe for three decades, a new pistol will reportedly take its place: the hugely popular Glock 19.

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  • U.S. Nuclear Weapons Target List From The Cold War Declassified For The First Time

    The National Security Archive has published what is said to be the most comprehensive and detailed list of nuclear weapons targets and applied weapons strategy that has ever been declassified. The report includes details plans for purposefully targeting civilian populations and military infrastructure for the systematic destruction of the Soviet Bloc.

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  • Draken's A-4K Skyhawks Provide Private Aggressor Duties At Nellis Air Force Base

    Draken International has exploded onto the commercial adversary support market in the last half decade, and is now the largest private air force in the world. Yet this flying outfit with an aggressive business plan needs contracts in order to succeed over the long-term. Now it appears the USAF is officially giving Draken a shot at proving their worth at America’s premier air combat training facility, Nellis AFB in Las Vegas, Nevada.

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  • This Telling Graphic Compares Russia's Navy At The End Of The Cold War To Today

    When it comes to news, anything related to the Russian military is hot right now—there are even many headlines claiming how the U.S. should fear the Russian Navy. These pieces often take “brochure” capabilities as fact without looking at the bigger picture. This infographic gives us an idea of just how tiny the Russian Navy is compared to the end of the Cold War. Modernization is underway, but at a slow pace.

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  • U.S. Spec Ops Mission Exposed When Pictures Appear On Libyan Air Force Social Media

    America’s involvement in Libya’s maelstrom of infighting between political groups, tribal factions and extremist elements has been murky to say the least. The U.S. has been involved with killing key terrorists from the air and has captured them on the ground, but these were likely tiny snapshots of a much larger picture—a portion of which was disclosed by the Libyan Air Force’s Facebook page this week.

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  • Secretary Of Defense Carter Smacks Down The Littoral Combat Ship Program

    In an unusually scathing memo to Secretary of the Navy Ray Maybus, Secretary of Defense Ashton Carter has demanded severe changes to the troubled Littoral Combat Ship program. It includes instructions to cut the number of Littoral Combat Ships to be built, and as well as focusing on building one variant, from one shipyard and general contractor.

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  • I Can't Tell If This Certifiably Insane Tank Design Is Serious Or Not

    The craziest high-tech innovation to hit the battlefield in ages boasts millimeters-thick sheet metal, black powder time bombs, battering-blades and a heavy armament of bottle rockets. No—it isn’t the advanced replacement to the M1 Abrams battle tank, it’s the Ghanaian Kantanka and it’s laughably terrifying.

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  • Donald Trump Has No Idea What America's Nuclear Triad Is

    Donald Trump, who claims to be the “best on the military” among the 2016 Presidential candidates because he is the best at everything, apparently has no idea what the nuclear triad is. The revelation came during last night’s Presidential Debate when conservative talk radio host Hugh Hewitt asked Trump a question about the need to modernize our nuclear forces.

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  • Keeping Stealth Stealthy: The F-117's Secret Life At Tonopah Test Range Airport

    The F-117, America’s first operational “stealth” aircraft, remains one of the most charismatic yet enigmatic jets ever. Even now it looks like something from the distant future, and its peculiar retirement has been followed by sightings of the “Black Jet” still flying over the desolate Nevada desert, very near where it operated for almost a decade under total secrecy: Tonopah Test Range Airport. This is also the place pictured in the rare photo above.

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  • Russian Destroyer Fires Shots At Turkish Ship While Transiting The Aegean Sea

    Russia fired shots at a Turkish fishing vessel in the Aegean Sea today, and the Kremlin claims the rounds were fired because the vessel was on a “collision course” with the Kashin class destroyer Smetlivy that was sailing through the area. The fishing vessel turned away at about 1,800 feet after the shots were fired, but continued to shadow the destroyer at about that distance.

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  • This Is Northrop Grumman's Idea Of A Sixth-Generation Fighter, But Is It Feasible?

    Even as the Pentagon is struggling to figure out a way to afford and field its fifth-generation fighter of choice, the F-35 Joint Strike Fighter, the Navy and the U.S. Air Force—along with industry—are looking at what comes next. This sixth-generation fighter initiative is loosely known as the “F-X program” for the USAF and the “FA-XX” for the Navy.

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  • The Air Force Finally Realizes It Needs To Greatly Expand Its Drone Fleet, Not Reduce It

    The U.S. Air Force’s plan to pare down its drone fleet was fantastically unrealistic—and the branch’s leadership seems to be finally realizing this. Now, as Foxtrot Alpha predicted, the Air Force is asking to expand its drone capacity dramatically due to the the threat from international terrorism, the realities regarding the state of conflicts in Iraq, Syria and Afghanistan, as well as the dismal cultural and personnel situation within the drone force’s ranks.

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  • This Massive Hangar Bay Is Where The USAF Gives Its Biggest Jet A Tune-Up

    The USAF’s biggest aircraft, the giant C-5 Galaxy, is not known for its reliability or ease of maintenance, although some of these concerns are being addressed with the new C-5M upgrade configuration. Still, these behemoths need a lot of TLC, and much of that work is done periodically at Dover Air Force Base’s Maintenance Squadron Isochronal (ISO) Maintenance Dock.

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  • Russia Launches Cruise Missiles At Syria From Submarine In The Mediterranean

    The Russian improved Kilo Class diesel electric submarine Rostov-on-Don (B-237) launched cruise missiles at targets in Syria today, from a submerged position in the eastern Mediterranean. This is the first time a Russian submarine has struck targets in Syrua since Russia began its aerial offensive around October and the first time a Kilo Class fired cruise missiles in anger.

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  • Navy Eyes Transitioning The Blue Angels To F/A-18E/F Super Hornets

    The Blue Angels’ F/A-18A/B/CD Hornets are some of the oldest and used-up fighters in the Navy and Marine Corps inventory. Recently, the Angels have had control surfaces break off in mid-flight, and their serviceability is not improving. As a result, the Navy has asked Boeing to come up with plans to convert Super Hornets into a configuration that actually makes sense for a group of flying acrobats.

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  • This Is The Navy's New Zumwalt-Class Destroyer Out At Sea For The Very First Time

    Pre-Commissioning Unit Zumwalt, soon to be known as the USS Zumwalt, is the United States Navy’s newest and most advanced surface warfare ship. It’s almost an experiment in its own right, with only three ships planned, only 60 percent of the crew of a regular destroyer, and enough power to feed railguns and lasers that don’t even exist yet. Here it is on its first sea trials today, and just look at it.

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  • Turkey Sends Troops And Armor Into Iraq Without Approval In Mysterious Move

    Late last week, hundreds of Turkish troops and about 20 tanks made their way across the Iraqi border, and south to the town of Bashiqa, located just a dozen or so miles northeast of ISIS-held Mosul. The Iraqi government was caught seemingly totally off guard by this move. As a result the Iraqis have demanded Turkey pull their forces out within 48 hours or they will take their case to the United Nations.

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  • Here's Russia's S-400 Missile System In Action, And How The U.S. Would Deal With It

    Much hyperbole surrounds Russia’s S-400 advanced surface-to-air missile system, which is now being exported abroad and was recently deployed to Syria. Unsurprisingly, Russia has leveraged this deployment to further build-up the public’s perception of the S-400. Still, the S-400 is highly capable, and beating it, or any advanced air defense system, is far from simple.

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  • Watch These Spanish Harriers Load Up The Deck Of The Juan Carlos I

    Both Spain and Italy operate the AV-8B Harrier on the Mediterranean. Spain has about a dozen upgraded EAV-8B Harriers IIs and a single TAV-8B Harrier trainer in operation today. These aircraft deploy aboard the Juan Carlos I (L61), a modern amphibious assault ship capable of carrying up to twenty Harriers at a time.

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  • These Stunning Photos Capture Night Ops Aboard The USS Dwight D. Eisenhower

    America’s second oldest operational aircraft carrier, the USS Dwight D. Eisenhower (CVN-69) is hard at work in the Atlantic training with its escorts and air wing for its next deployment. Part of this training includes executing night operations, just as they would in combat. These photos capture this colorful but dangerous world in awesome detail.

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  • Shoulder-Fired Surface-To-Air Missiles Spotted Aboard Russian Navy Ship In Turkish Strait

    Turkish-Russian relations are in the gutter since the downing of that attack jet, yet it is not exactly a relationship in which one party can just ignore the other. Both economies are intertwined and Russia has to pass through Turkey’s Bosphorus Strait in order to access the Mediterranean from the Black Sea. Turkey may have reminded Russia of this very recently, but it still does not explain why Russian sailors were donning shoulder-fired surface-air-missiles today during one of Russia’s amphibi

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  • Rafale And Typhoon Fighters Descend On U.S. For Inaugural Anti-Access Exercise

    The French Air Force and Royal Air Force have sent their finest equipment and crews to Langley AFB in Virginia to take part in an inaugural exercise, dubbed simply “Trilateral Exercise,” alongside the 1st Fighter Wing’s F-22 Raptors. This international air combat force will focus on integrated training for taking on enemies while operating in anti-access and area denial environments.

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  • Ukraine's Antonov Will Westernize This Huge Soviet-Era Cargo Plane

    With Kiev’s relationship with Moscow now non-existent, Antonov aircraft is looking to inject western technologies and spare parts into its giant An-124 Condor and An-225 Mriya designs. So instead of having one giant plane constructed under one giant design philosophy, they’ll both now be a mix of both West and East. Neat.

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  • NATO Wants Montenegro In The Alliance, Pissing Off Russia Even More

    Russia, even after the Cold War ended, has never warmed much to the idea of an expanding NATO. The alliance, formed mostly as a military front against the Soviet Union and its own alliance, the Warsaw Pact, has added 12 new countries since the end of the Cold War, gradually expanding throughout Eastern Europe. Now NATO has invited Montenegro to join, and Russia doesn’t like this at all.

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  • Check Out The Crowded Hangar Bay Aboard The Carrier USS Dwight D. Eisenhower

    Carrier Air Wing Three deployed aboard the USS Dwight D. Eisenhower is made up of about 70 aircraft, which require many hours of maintenance per flight hour flown. When the fixes or scheduled inspection are not superficial, the aircraft is brought down to the carrier’s hangar deck. Even though this is a cavernous space, filling it with dinosaur sized aircraft gets tight real quick.

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  • Wait, Obama Is Just Now Sending A Hunter-Killer Spec Ops Team To Fight ISIS?

    The Pentagon and the Obama Administration announced yesterday that a team of between 100 and 200 special operations forces will be sent to Iraq to hunt down ISIS leadership and key intelligence. While this may sound like a solid move against the terror group, the timing of this deployment is just another symptom of a failed anti-ISIS strategy which has been behind the ball since it began.

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BMW (1)

  • If You Wanted A BMW i8 With A 4.4 Liter V8, You Got It

    Any concerns you may have had about the hybrid BMW i8 being only a sports car with supercar looks need to be relinquished, because the carbon-fiber BMW of the future is about to be packed and powered by the engine out of the M6 — a 4.4 liter V8.

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Brands (6)

Buying (12)

  • Every Single Vehicle We Reviewed In 2015

    This past year it felt like we drove damn near everything. From Subaru rally cars to the Bentley Mulsanne Speed. From a Power Wheels to a McLaren 650S. From an Audi TT, to an Audi TT, to an Audi TT a third time, because sometimes we all disagree and everyone is wrong, including ourselves. This is every single car we reviewed in 2015.

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  • The 2015 Mercedes-AMG C63 S Is Perfect Except For Three Things

    Some things bear repeating. For instance, I tend to harp on about how value trumps price and that you shouldn’t ever settle for the mundane just because it’s technically the safer choice. As if to prove my point, the automotive gods at Mercedes-Benz have created the AMG C63 S: the world’s most perfect expression of the automotive experience. Well, almost.

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  • Watch Out For Dealerships That Give Things Away For 'Free'

    Dealerships will try all kinds of things to convince you that they are offering HUGE SAVINGS. Some of them even resort to giving things away like free televisions, free maintenance, or even a free car. Usually, the deal isn’t so great once you run the numbers.

    By Tom McParland Read More
  • Here Are The Cars You Told Me To Buy

    Last week, I asked you to help me choose the car I would buy and use for a year to create columns and mediocre videos. This week, I pored over all the posts to figure out what everyone suggested. Holy crap, you guys are weird.

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  • The 2016 Mini Clubman Is The Little Quirky Wagon You Never Knew You Wanted

    The latest batch of Mini products kind of feel like they’re carefully engineered by ze Germans to adhere to a certain level of kitsch and fun. “Ja, Dieter, if we put ein light-up panel here und here, ze car is 69% more likely to be enjoyed by ze snake-people.” Somehow, though, this sort of works. Enter the new Mini Clubman.

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  • What Car Should I Buy Next?

    Gather ‘round, boys and girls, men and women, Crest and Colgate, because it’s time for your favorite annual event here on Jalopnik: the one where you help me choose a new car that I will use to create columns and mediocre YouTube videos for the next year.

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  • A Basic 2016 Chevrolet Camaro V6 Is The Most Surprising Enthusiast's Car In A Long Time

    Everyone wants to talk about the 2016 Chevy Camaro SS. This makes sense. It’s the one with the V8. But after a 1,000 mile road trip across the west, I can tell you the smart money’s on the unofficial “Working Man’s Edition;” the 1LT V6. Cloth seats, stick shift, 335 horsepower of essential Camaro for the enthusiast driver who doesn’t need rainbow ambient lighting to feel good about their car.

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  • The 2016 Cadillac CTS-V Is Crazier Than Any Hellcat

    If a guy dressed up like a clown walks into your office and produces for you a balloon poodle, you’re not going to be that surprised. If your boss comes into your office and starts krumping, you’ll probably feel differently. The Charger Hellcat is the clown and your krumping boss is the Cadillac CTS-V. It’s insane, in a less obvious way.

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Advice (1)

  • Here's How You Deal With An Annoying Car Buyer

    I would say the most annoying part about automobile ownership is the buying and selling process. Unless, of course, you own a British automobile, in which case the most annoying part is trying to keep water out of the passenger compartment.

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Culture (61)

  • My Corrections For 2015

    Despite what my dentist keeps telling me, I’m human. Aside from having a bunch of hair and fingers, that means that I do, sometimes, make mistakes. And I’ve made plenty this year. So I want to make things right. Here’s my corrections for the ten biggest mistakes I’ve made this year:

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  • This Is The Holy Grail Of Old Volkswagen Buses

    It looks like Volkswagen is preparing to introduce yet another modernized Microbus prototype at CES next month, so I’ve been thinking about old Type IIs. For a car as iconic and well-known as the Microbus, there’s a sense that it’s all explored, there’s nothing new to learn. And then you see a picture of an Auwärter Carlux.

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  • CES Is An Auto Show Now

    The annual Consumer Electronics Expo kicks off in Las Vegas next week. What was once a trade show for the tech industry has rapidly expanded into another venue for automakers to show off both the latest interactive technology, as well as a growing number of concept car debuts.

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  • Comment Of The Day: Wake Up Sheeple Edition

    You know what the most dangerous weapon in the world is? It’s the truth, and our man Torch pulled back the curtain to drop some extra-dangerous truths about the lies the Pep Boys have been selling you for years.

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  • Pep Boys Is Lying To You

    Everyone knows Pep Boys, right? Three guys that look sort of like Groucho Marx, Josef Stalin, and Bob Newhart? Sure you do. They’re Manny, Moe, and Jack, and they just want to sell you stick-on vents and make you happy, right? Oh, you sweet, sweet fool — I wish it was that simple.

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  • Tell Us About The Best And Worst Cars You Drove In 2015

    For reasons I cannot understand, people keep giving Jalopnik writers cars to drive. This year our best cars ranged from the new Miata to the McLaren 570S, and our worsts included the Chevy Trax and a monstrous machine called the Hoffman. How was your driving year?

    By Patrick George Read More
  • What It's Like To Drive A Zamboni

    Years ago, after swilling an entire bottle of 20W-50 motor oil, I had a vision. The Great Junkyard Dog appeared to me, and asked me what I most wanted to drive. “A vehicle that transcends time and space,” I whispered. “A vehicle that uses the light of humankind as its road.” The dog nodded, and answered surprisingly quickly: “You, my child, want to drive a Zamboni.”

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  • The Coolest Kammbacks

    Kammback shooting brakes are more practical and fuel efficient than their sedan or coupe counterparts, not to mention that they will also be faster thanks to having lower drag. It’s just a superior shape.

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  • Where Do Exotic Cars Go When They Get Older?

    Season’s greetings, humans of Jalopnik, and welcome to Letters to Doug, your favorite weekly column wherein I answer a letter from one lucky reader out there on this lonely blue planet we call Earth.

    By Doug DeMuro Read More
  • 'Nissan Plant' Is The Best Nissan-Related Sex Jam Of 2015

    Lavish goes to work at the Nissan plant everyday and builds Altimas and what not so he can feed his family. He also has lots and lots of sex with hotties at the plant. The problem is, those girls aren’t his wife and Lavish is scared she might kill him. To let out his frustration, he wrote us this beautiful ballad.

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  • What Car Was Painfully Too Far Ahead Of The Curve?

    Everyone is praising Ford as the first major automaker to tie up with Google on autonomous cars. But being the first in the auto industry isn’t always a blessing. There have been many times when cars (and car companies) have been too far ahead of the curve.

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  • It Looks Like Bernie Sanders Doesn't Know Shit About Cars

    Regardless of what you think of Bernie Sanders as a leader, person, or whatever, today he has proven one thing very effectively: he doesn’t know shit about cars. I’m basing this on a quote from him on his Facebook page, which demonstrates a deep, rich automotive ignorance.

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  • Max Hardigrew Car Mystery Volume 2: The Škoda And The Harpooned Quaker 

    Snores echoing loudly off the sneezeguard, Max Hardigrew slept with almost ostentatious abandon in the still-new salad bar, his wool-stocking’d feet wedged under a mound of celery and carrots, and a crude but fresh blanket of lettuce and romaine covering the rest of his body. He showed no intention of getting up, despite all the screaming.

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  • Would You Rather: Supposing Suppositories Edition

    What time is it? You know what time it is: It’s time to exercise the part of your brain that does all the important stuff, like evaluating absurd options and regulating adrenaline. I think it’s the pineal gland. In other words, it’s Would You Rather Time!

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  • The Ten Most Scathing Car Reviews Of All Time

    It’s an automotive journalist’s duty to bring their audience the unvarnished truth when summarizing a car’s performance and experience in a review. Sometimes, that can lead to a journalist just completely shitting on a car. It happens.

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  • What Was The Worst Year For Cars?

    2015 has been a good year for cars (unless you’re the boss of Volkswagen or any of the other automakers caught cheating on their emissions testing). This has me wonder—what was the worst year for the car industry?

    By Raphael Orlove Read More
  • What's The Most Negative Car Review Ever?

    There’s been a bit of a debate lately among a group of auto writers (which you totally don’t care about but bear with me for a second) about just how negative a car review should be—or if they should be negative at all. I say hell yes, the review should be negative, if it’s deserved.

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  • Behold The Most Capable Taillight Setup Ever Created

    The job of a taillight, aside from trapping the mystical red, amber, and clear mischievous sprites that linger around the rear of cars, is communication. They shout out to the world behind you your intent to stop, turn, or reverse. They’re like your hands, or a baboon’s ass in estrus: they talk without saying a word. And this old bus talks the loudest.

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  • The World's Best Station Wagons Were Developed By One Soviet Dude

    Saying “world’s best” anything is a risky proposition, especially when it comes to something as holy as the station wagon. But, I think based on my somewhat idiosyncratic criteria, I have found the world’s best station wagons, and the one man with the vision to dream them, build them, and use them.

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  • Comment Of The Day: Project Car Hell Edition

    As David Tracy’s editor, I saw his story today on his fleet of beaters and all their problems less as a fun feature about wrenching and more as a cry for help. I’m now genuinely concerned for him.

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  • Thank You For Not Stealing My Rental Car

    It was 40 degrees and raining when my plane touched down at Cleveland-Hopkins International Airport around 1 a.m. A series of delays in Chicago pushed my flight from late night to red eye, and my eyes were very red. After a full day of work and a seemingly interminable layover in a strange airport, I wanted nothing more than to retire to a warm bed at the cheap hotel I found nearby. But first I had to get my rental car.

    By Patrick George Read More
  • How To Become A Successful Car Designer Like Ian Callum

    Jaguar Land Rover’s Ian Callum is probably the best person to listen to if you’re interested in car design, and here’s your chance to learn how he got from a small Scottish farming town to creating the Aston Martin DB7 as a freelancer.

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  • Ten Cars You Would Build If There Were No Safety Requirements

    Safety features not only hold us back from flying through windshields, they can also keep us from building and driving some of the more crazy automotive concepts ever dreamed up. These are the ten cars Jalopnik readers would drive if they didn’t have to kneel down to the man.

    By Aaron Brown Read More
  • Ten Cars That Should Have A Really Cheap Version

    Automakers, drop those useless convenience features, stop painting those bumpers, and swap those alloy wheels out for steelies. You’re doing it all wrong, and here’s proof: these are ten cars that need to be cheapened up.

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  • That Time I Sat In The Volkswagen Golf Of The Future And Got Yelled At

    Let me begin by saying I was hired at Jalopnik because I’m good at video production, not because I have some sort of Rain Man-esque knowledge of the minutiae of automotive history. We leave that to Jason and Raphael. Don’t get me wrong though, I love cars and I love driving! But this level of car-nerd-dom has led me to some unexpected encounters.

    By Nicole Conlan Read More
  • Comment Of The Day: Sadness And Sick Burns Edition

    There’s a theory, out there in the wilds of the world, that Ferrari’s Formula One team does well when it makes crap road cars, and vice versa. But if the inverse is also true, does it apply to other companies besides Ferrari?

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  • Here's The Real Lesson From Volkswagen's Dieselgate Scandal: It's Okay To Fail

    If there’s one thing I feel like I’m getting more successful at, it’s failing. Which makes sense, since I get so much practice at it. Failing is also the key thing that Volkswagen, ironically, failed to embrace, and that’s a core reason why the company is where it is today. VW is enduring this colossal failure because its culture didn’t let employees fail enough before.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • The Way We Talk About Torque Is All Wrong, We Should Be Using Nipples

    Units of measurement are tricky. Ideally, the best ones will convey not just a cold tally of some length or velocity or whatever, but also suggest a sort of visceral feel of the concept being measured. I think there’s room for improvement in the way we measure torque, and it has a lot to do with what bullies did to your nipples in the 3rd grade.

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  • Ten Cars That Sound Unexpectedly Amazing

    When an automaker randomly gives their otherwise boring economy sedan a beautiful sound or hit it out of the park on a sports car, they deserve some recognition. These are ten cars that sound unexpectedly amazing.

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  • Has Anyone Seen The Star Wars Toyota Celica? Seriously, It's Missing

    When the first Star Wars movie came out in 1977, Toyota had a Celica painted and sticker’d up with Darth Vader and friends (technically enemies, actually.) The car was given away, the creators got mired in legal trouble, and now that we’re riding a fresh wave of Star Wars PR somebody wants this thing back.

    By Andrew P. Collins Read More
  • A Car You Never Heard Of: The Compact Tatra That Wasn't

    Tatras are some of my absolute favorite cars. Tatra tended to make high-end, large(ish), four-door, V8, rear engine cars, and as such they’re one of the few examples of the 30s-era streamlined, rear engine concept applied to something other than a small economy car. I never realized that Tatra was experimenting with tiny economy cars, as late as the 1950s.

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  • How Much Automotive History Can You Learn From One Page Of A Bond Novel?

    Ian Fleming, the original author of both Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang: The Magical Car and more famously James Bond, was known to have a passion for all things exciting in life, especially automobiles. His fourteen published James Bond novels are ripe with his view of motor racing and motor vehicles, capturing both the mechanical and emotional appeal of the automobile.

    By Justin T. Westbrook Read More
  • Comment Of The Day: A More Realistic Bugatti Edition

    Today we learned the beleaguered Volkswagen Group is considering selling assets or even brands if it is unable to pay back the massive loan it took out to cover the diesel cheating scandal costs. But not likely, it turns out, its top luxury brands.

    By Patrick George Read More
  • I Turned My 5-Year-Old Kid's Art Into Real Cars And Planes (Kind Of)

    There’s an artist named Dave DeVries who started painting startlingly well-realized versions of kids’ drawings of monsters. My son Otto just turned 5, and the volume of his artwork has increased. To my delight, there’s been some cars and planes in the mix, so, inspired by DeVries, I thought I may as well try re-drawing some.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • The Ten Best Cities To Drive In

    In a big city, you’re lucky if you can find a parking spot, let alone a pretty road. It’s not easy, but these ten urban centers have got it figured out.

    By Aaron Brown Read More
  • That Time Mazda Paid A Handsome French Doctor To Feel My Balls

    Anyone who’s fortunate enough to stumble into the world of car writing quickly discovers that it’s the greatest grift in human history, a virtually non-stop travel orgy of luxury hotels, business-class airline travel, open bars with premium Scotch, foie gras, steaks, little toasts with crème fraiche and salmon, champagne pours, free leather driving shoes and race-team jackets, unlimited access to the most glamorous and powerful cars in the world, and once, in my case, a testicular exam in Paris.

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  • The Ten Most Ridiculous Special Edition Cars

    Special editions give automakers a chance to make some of the crazy stuff that they know most of their market wouldn’t dare to own. Sometimes, as is the case with these ten cars, they really go all out.

    By Aaron Brown Read More
  • How Would Cars Be Different If Humans Had Tails?

    Generally, it’s pretty good to be a member of the great ape family. We’re omnivorous, which makes restaurants more fun, we have opposable thumbs, which are super-useful, and some of us are even tool-users. But, our lower primate pals have one thing we don’t: tails.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • What It's Like To Destroy A Fire-Breathing Mitsubishi Evolution

    Fact: Mitsubishi Evolution owners don’t like to leave their cars stock. Maggie Stiefvater, who owned a perfectly good Evo 10, is no exception. She SPRAY PAINTED her car (in a very picturesque setting, I might add) for reasons I cannot explain. What I can explain is the desire to modify your car when challenged for a race, which is exactly how Maggie’s Worst Car Story begins.

    By Michael Roselli Read More
  • The Ten Cars With The Widest Horsepower Ranges

    Why go for a low power output on your car when you get 400 more horsepower than that? These automakers understand that nothing exceeds like excess. These are the 10 cars with the widest horsepower ranges.

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  • I Told You The 2016 Chevy Camaro's V6 Exhaust Note Sounded Good

    I know what you’re thinking. “V8 Camaro or bust.” I too, love the soundtrack of a small-block V8 pushing power to the rear tires, as god intended. But the V6 does impressive audio too. My colleague Andrew Collins mentioned how the exhaust is his second-favorite thing on the new 2016 Camaro, I’m here to prove his point—with pure, unadulterated video.

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Entertainment (3)

  • Bask In The Glory Of One Of Top Gear's Last Hypercar Reviews Ever

    Even Top Gear’s fiercest critics will admit that no show could capture the raw energy of an exotic car better. By its last run of episodes, it hadn’t just settled down into a rote routine of speed and design, it had perfected the art of the ultimate vehicle review. And in one of its very last episodes, Top Gear reviewed the LaFerrari.

    By Michael Ballaban Read More
  • Chris Harris And Sabine Schmitz Chosen As New Top Gear Hosts: Report

    There have been a lot of fears that New Top Gear – the one without longtime hosts Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, and James May – just wouldn’t be the same. But now, the UK’s Telegraph is reporting that happy German racer lady Sabine Schmitz and happy British regular man (and recent Jalopnik columnist) Chris Harris are joining radio host Chris Evans on the cast.

    By Michael Ballaban Read More
  • Guy Buys BMW With Problems, Finds Out It Was Hooned On Top Gear

    What you know of the former life of your used car is usually pretty murky, at best, especially if you’re buying it through a third party. But you do have clues – once, I found a conductor’s baton in a car I bought, and I’m pretty sure that bone in another isn’t a human femur. A man from Kent bought a BMW M3, and later discovered that Clarkson hooned the crap out of it on Top Gear.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More

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  • Russia Reportedly Plans To Build A Lunar Base By The 2030s

    Decades and decades after they pretended never to be in a “moon race” with the U.S., Russia reportedly plans to land cosmonauts on the moon by the 2030s, according to the news agency TASS. The most recent plans call for up to six launches of the Angara A5V heavy-lift rocket to put enough hardware into orbit for their first mission, which appears to involve establishing a lunar base.

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Technology (12)

  • Elon Musk Says Tesla Will Have Autonomous Cars In Two Years

    Elon Musk must be really sick of driving, because he’s updated his prediction that we’re about five years away from autonomous cars – we’re now down to two years, at least for Teslas. Of course, this is also the guy who sort of thinks human drivers will be outlawed, and owning a human-driven car in 15 years will be like owning a horse.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • The First Guy To Hack An iPhone Built His Own Autonomous Car For Cheap And Tesla's Pissed

    George Hotz is such a computer geek that he refers to a modern car as “a computer.” He’s not exactly wrong, but he’s not exactly right, either. Still, he’s right enough that he was able to hack together a fairly viable autonomous car in the space of a couple months, with off-the shelf hardware. It’s also proven to be an effective tool for chapping Elon Musk’s ass.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • California's Proposed New Rules Could Slam The Brakes On Driverless Cars

    If you ask automakers and tech companies why they’re exploring autonomous vehicles, the number one answer is probably “safety.” The theory is it’s safer, in the long run, if you take driving out of human hands. Ironically, safety is the exact reason why the California Department of Motor Vehicles is proposing new rules that could hobble the development of autonomous cars and even ban “driverless” ones outright.

    By Patrick George Read More
  • The New Genesis G90 Is 'All-But Autonomous,' Claims Hyundai

    As Hyundai enters the luxury brand game for real with the new Genesis marque, the old Hyundai Equus is gone and the Genesis G90 is here to replace it. The new car isn’t just a big luxobarge with a bargain price like the last one. Hyundai claims the G90 is “all-but autonomous.” Is it really?

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  • Chinese Researchers Are Now Driving Cars With Mind Control

    As the development for fully-autonomous cars ramps up, researchers from Nankai University in China have successfully demonstrated a new technology that allows a person to remotely control a vehicle using only their thoughts, using signals from the brain to control acceleration, braking, and other basic functions.

    By Justin T. Westbrook Read More
  • Major, High-Tech Changes Proposed For America's 5-Star Crash Safety Tests

    Since 1978, the car-buying public has been able to judge the safety of their next car, in part, based on the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration’s 5-Star Safety Ratings. Today safety regulators announced they’re proposing big changes that will bring the safety ratings system into the 21st century, and prepare it for what’s next in the world of cars.

    By Patrick George Read More
  • Volvo's Clever PowerPulse Technology Aims To End Turbo Lag Forever

    Few things in the world of cars suck as much as turbo lag. We want power, and we want it now! Volvo agrees, so with the new diesel 2017 S90 sedan, they’re using an air compressor, a bottle and a valve to let those sweet prancing horses out as quickly as possible. Let’s find out how it works.

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Wrenching (23)

  • What's The Most Ridiculous Engine Swap You've Ever Seen?

    As an advocate of taking the beating heart out of an automotive donor and putting it in a smaller frame to make something downright supernatural, I simply adore engine swaps as one of the best bang for your buck mods in existence. What are some of the weirdest and most ridiculous swaps you’ve seen or attempted?

    By Freddy "Tavarish" Hernandez Read More
  • How You Can Own A Reliable 400-HP Porsche 911 For The Price Of A Used Scion

    A Porsche 911 is a performance yardstick and has been since its inception. Its boxer engine is a marvel of engineering, even if it’s a bit high strung and expensive to repair when things go wrong. Having said that, here’s how to make a junker Porsche 911 into a world-beater with none of the expensive drawbacks.

    By Freddy "Tavarish" Hernandez Read More
  • You Could Have Bought This Lamborghini Diablo For Just $4,600

    These days five grand will get you a lot of used car. Maybe you bought one recently, like a ‘90s Miata for autocross duty, or a high-mileage Cavalier because your alimony payments meant that leased Cayman had to go. If so, you are a fool, because you could have bought this Lamborghini Diablo instead.

    By Patrick George Read More
  • Here's Everything I Need To Fix On My Cheap Porsche 944 Turbo

    When you’re faced with an insurmountable challenge, sometimes the best course of action is a quick and unceremonious about-face, followed by a frantic sprint—but where’s the fun in that? Here’s everything wrong with my broken Porsche 944 Turbo. Make sure you’re sitting down for this.

    By Freddy "Tavarish" Hernandez Read More
  • The 600-HP Mercedes S65 AMG Is Officially Cheaper Than Your Boring-Ass Econobox

    When shopping for technology, we often get the most advanced gadgets that our wallets can sustain. It’s the reason why, by trickle-down effect, we have Ultra-HD Wifi-enabled toilets, for no money at all. It’s the same reason why this 600 horsepower Mercedes S-Class now costs less than a Ford Fiesta, despite being the tippy top of the heap a few short years ago. Merry Christmas indeed.

    By Freddy "Tavarish" Hernandez Read More
  • What Was The Most Pointless Mod You've Ever Done To Your Car?

    Look, I get it. Cars are more than just playthings for the rich and appliances for the working class. They’re as much an expression of individuality and non-conformity as any printed cotton ironic slogan t-shirt in existence, but some personal touches don’t actually mean anything, no matter how much you wish they did. That’s why I offer up this query: What’s your most pointless car modification?

    By Freddy "Tavarish" Hernandez Read More
  • Here's How You Can Buy A 500 HP Dodge Viper For The Price Of A Used Hyundai

    In the vast and often unforgiving used car market, there are three prices that matter - initial cost, ownership cost, and most importantly, sweat equity. That’s why today, I present you with this bonkers Dodge Viper that you can buy for the price of a depreciated Korean economy car, but only if you’re willing to get really, really sweaty.

    By Freddy "Tavarish" Hernandez Read More
  • The Time I Thought I Could Do A Motor Swap In Mom's Garage

    As a younger man, I spent a lot of time around modified Subarus. I gained a great deal of knowledge and experience (or so I thought) to the point where I decided to attempt motor swap. I parked my car in my mother’s garage for what I thought would be the very last time it would ever be naturally-aspirated. Boy was I wrong.

    By Jared Auslander Read More
  • Here's What The Inside Of A Blown-Up Jeep Engine Looks Like

    A month ago, an attempt to speed through a deep mud pit resulted in the grenading of my Jeep’s engine. After a beautiful memorial service for my dearly departed 4.0-liter, I removed the boat anchor and took it apart. Bear witness to the carnage I found inside.

    By David Tracy Read More
  • Why The Hell Did I Just Buy A Broken Porsche 944 Turbo?

    The main thing I advocate for people to do when purchasing, maintaining, and modifying a car is research until your eyes bleed. The more information you have about something, the more likely you’ll succeed in finishing said project. As it turns out, I am absolutely dogshit at following my own advice because I just bought a non-running Porsche 944 Turbo, sight unseen. Pray for Tavarish.

    By Freddy "Tavarish" Hernandez Read More
  • The Toolbox Essentials For Dealing With A Rusty Bolt

    Few things will make you feel worse than twisting the head off a bolt. It means the threads are seized in the hole, and now you have get the broken stump out of a tight spot. Having the right tools and know-how is essential to avoid that gut-punch feeling of breaking off hardware.

    By Aaron Vick Starnes Read More
  • Title Loans Are A Scam You Need To Avoid

    Need cash fast but can’t find anyone who will lend it to you? Have a car with a clear title? Maybe you’ve heard that you can borrow money against that title and get a “Title Loan.” Don’t.

    By SteveLehto Read More
  • Ten Of The Best Supercharged Cars On eBay For Less Than $20,000

    Here’s a not-so-scientific anecdote: While manufacturers are turbocharging cars for efficiency and fuel mileage, the only reason anyone would ever supercharge a car is raw power. That’s why I asked you to send me the best examples of cars you could and should buy for less than a $20,000 budget.

    By Freddy "Tavarish" Hernandez Read More
  • At What Point Did You Realize You Were In Over Your Head With A Car?

    For those who don’t have the reasoned forethought or bulging bank account to solve some major automotive issue, the only option left is to do it yourself. However, if your ambition outweighs your experience and budget, that situations turns sour real quick, so I ask my audience - at what point have you realized that you’ve had enough during a repair, modification, or build?

    By Freddy "Tavarish" Hernandez Read More

Year In Review (1)

  • My Year In Nissan Skyline, Hummer And Other Car Adventures

    There comes a time in every person’s life when he takes stock of his last year and he remembers all the wonderful time he spent with family, and friends, and colleagues, and also how he crushed a wood-paneled Chrysler PT Cruiser with a giant sport-utility vehicle that looks like Big Bird.

    By Doug DeMuro Read More