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Beyond Cars (24)

  • Have Two Secret Programs Been Spotted By One Man In One Month?

    Steven Douglass, who maintains the site deepbluehorizon.blogspot.com, may have spotted two secret projects in a single month. The first is about a mysterious radar cloud that appeared over the Air Force's Directed Energy Lab and another pertains to a picture of what appears to be a classified stealth aircraft.

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  • The Massive Soviet Sub That Inspired 'Hunt For Red October'

    Massive and oddly innovative, yet at the same time totally antiquated by western standards, the Soviet built ballistic missile nuclear submarine, code named "Typhoon" by NATO, was in many ways a perfect metaphor for the USSR's military capability during the 1980s and thus the perfect fodder for informed fiction.

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  • Why The U.S. Built A Giant Sound Stage In The California Desert

    There are so many bases, test and evaluation units, ranges and state of the art facilities, the U.S. defense research and development apparatus but the Missile Engagement Simulation Arena (MESA) is one of the strangest. Essentially, the U.S. Government built a giant sound stage to shoot films only missiles are ever going to see.

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  • Iran Is Building A Gigantic Mock-Up Of A U.S. Aircraft Carrier

    You have got to hand it to the Iranians, when it comes to arts and crafts they really do aim high. Last year we had the "unveiling" of the unquestionably questionable F-313 "fighter" and this year we get a truly gargantuan impressionistic interpretation of a Nimitz Class super carrier, complete with fake jets!

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  • Meet DASH, A Navy Sub-Hunting Drone From The '60s

    In the dawning era of unmanned air combat so many "new ideas" are actually far from fresh. It is stunning to examine unmanned technologies from decades ago, and realize just how far ahead of their time they truly were. One such weapon system that was less than famous but highly innovative was vertical takeoff and landing (VTOL) Gryodyne QH-50 DASH.

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  • The Navy Has The Ultimate MH370 Search Tool, It's Just Not Operational

    While the world is tied up in the mystery of what happened to Malaysian Air Flight 370, testers at Edwards AFB in south central California and at Naval Air Station Patuxent River in Maryland are hard at work developing the ultimate tool for solving such a mystery, the Northrop Grumman built MQ-4C Triton.

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  • What America Can Learn From Russia's Cheap But Deadly T90 Tank

    The Russian T-90, a hybrid evolution of the T-72 and T-80, weighs in at almost 48 tons, and would lead Russia into battle if a major land conflict erupted today — not a crazy idea anymore. Here's what the Pentagon should learn something from the thrifty, simple and dangerously effective tank?

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  • A Spotter's Guide To The U-2 'Dragon Lady' And Its Many Configurations

    The venerable U-2 'Dragon Lady' is a spy plane born from Cold War necessity that soldiered on operationally for decades past anyone's wildest dreams. She went from sleek design to a bulging beast of burden whose silhouette can change as fast as her mission requires it to. Here's a guide to her many configurations.

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  • Crimean Crisis Military Update #1: Why Russia Sank Its Own Ship

    So what's new militarily in regards to one of the world's least intense, but most publicized conflicts? The U.S. is sending military assets to the area, the Russians sunk one of their own ships, and if you live in Crimea you should probably invest in some noise-canceling headphones.

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  • Putin's Game Of Battleship: The Black Sea Fleet And Why It Matters

    Vladimir Putin may or may not have lost his grip on reality, but his desire to tighten his grip on Crimea is surprisingly logical if you consider the history and strategic importance of Russia's Black Sea Fleet. A closer look at Russia's forces along the southern Ukrainian coast reveals a lot of Putin's thinking.

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  • Israeli Commandos Find A Boatload Of Rockets Under Iranian Cement

    Israel is well known for their maritime raiding capabilities, a common tactic used to interdict cargo, or personnel, aboard ships that the Mossad deems as a threat to the homeland, sometimes to a controversial degree. Yet there is little controversy about the validity of the Israeli Navy's mission yesterday, one that literally nabbed a boatful of deadly rockets.

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  • Mil Porn: Canyon, Or Should I Say Crevice Flying In A Hellenic AF F-4

    A view through the front windscreen and HUD of a Hellenic AF F-4E as it transitions down a very tight canyon with a pretty serious obstacle ahead! If you look at the HUD it shows that the Phantom doing 358kts and according to the flight path indicator (little circle with wings) that the aircraft is currently on the path to crest the bridge mere feet above its upper deck.

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  • Lockheed's Senior Peg: The Forgotten Stealth Bomber

    Perhaps because it was built in secret and designed to be invisible, the stealth bomber is unforgettable the moment you see it. What few remember, though, is that the iconic silhouette almost looked like this. Here's the story of how Senior Peg came to be, why we didn't get it, and why we might want it back.

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Buying (13)

  • 2015 Porsche 918 Spyder: The Jalopnik Review

    If Ferdinand Piëch hadn't set his engineers on a course for 1,000 horsepower and 250 mph (Hello? Bugatti Veyron?), sports-car science projects like the Porsche 918 Spyder might not exist today. But he did, and it does. What's the 918 like to drive? Let's find out.

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  • Ten Unexpectedly Great Cars For Tall People

    If you tower like a god over lesser men (and women), you may think you'll be forever kept from driving amazing cars. The good news is that's not the case. As suggested by Jalopnik readers, here are 10 unexpectedly awesome cars for the very tall.

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  • Why The 2015 Chrysler 200 Deserves Your Attention

    Super Bowl XLV. Eminem. Imported From Detroit. American grit. Never say die. Gets me right in the feels every single time. There was only one problem with that ad: The Chrysler 200 was terrible. It was a car the all-new 2015 Chrysler 200 is trying to make up for.

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  • The Jalopnik Review Leaderboard

    While consumer journals might rank cars for their durability, and safety experts might put them on a list from safest to most dangerous, here at Jalopnik we decided to create a ranking system for cars based solely on what an enthusiast might like. Behold, here's the master ranking list of all the cars we've given the full Jalopnik.

    By Chris Perkins Read More
  • The Jalopnik Review Leaderboard: Sorted By Categories

    While consumer journals might rank cars for their durability, and safety experts might put them on a list from safest to most dangerous, here at Jalopnik we decided to create a ranking system for cars based solely on what an enthusiast might like. Behold, here's the master ranking list of all the cars we've given the full Jalopnik.

    By Chris Perkins Read More
  • 2014 Mercedes-Benz S550 4Matic: The Jalopnik Review

    The entrance to the Lincoln Tunnel in New York City is a sloping downhill left hand turn. Radar cruise control and steering assist is on in the S550. I take my hands off the wheel. Instead of careening into a wall, the big Merc turns the wheel on its own and cruises into the tunnel. Holy crap. Welcome to the future.

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  • Infotainment Systems Are Too Damn Complicated

    Consumer Reports, as they have been wont to do in recent years, recently smacked down the reliability of Ford, Honda and automakers because their in-dash electronics systems are so wonky. Young and old agree: infotainment systems are just too damn complicated.

    By Patrick George Read More
  • 2014 Chevy Spark: The Jalopnik Review

    If you'd have told me in 2004 I'd be driving a tiny Korean-built GM product around NYC in 2014 I'd have guessed I lost a bet. If you'd have told me I was looking forward to the experience, I'd have thanked you from coming back from the future to warn me. The Chevy Spark is yet another example of the difference a decade makes.

    By Matt Hardigree Read More
  • The 2015 Audi A3 Is Premium, Tidy, Fun, And Not A Hipster At All

    The 2015 Audi A3 is not soy milk. The 2015 Audi A3 is not the Pizza Underground. The 2015 Audi A3 is not even a fixie. But while its hipster marketing plan may not jibe with most of the actual car, there is one thing that should appeal to its ironic target demographic. It is very retro, in the best way possible.

    By Michael Ballaban Read More
  • The Volkswagen Beetle GSR Is A Surprising Head Turner

    When I picked up the Volkswagen Beetle GSR press car last week I didn't think much about the attention I'd get. I'd just driven in an Aston Martin Vanquish and, unsurprisingly, there were dudes snapping necks left and right at that tasty carbon fiber-rimmed beauty. The Beetle did even better.

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  • You'd Never Guess This Website Is Worth $3 Billion

    How much is Cars.com, the place people go when they're not sure what they want, really worth? About three times what Facebook paid for Instagram. The newspaper consortium that owns the site is putting it up for sale, and they hope to make as much as $3 billion from unloading it.

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Advice (1)

  • This Flowchart Will Tell You What Car NOT To Buy

    In the past, we've done all we could to help you pick a new car, classic car, or SUV thanks to the blackest magic of flow charts. But our crack team of auto-selection researchers on a private island in Nick Denton's bathtub have come up with a new criteria: what car should you not buy.

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Culture (64)

  • Pat Robertson Knows We Jews Are Too Busy Diamond Polishing To Fix Cars

    My valet shoved away some of the piles of money I use to shield my eyes from all the gold-reflections in my home and placed an iPad in front of me. On it was a clip of Pat Robertson talking about how Jews never tinker with cars, and how we’re too busy polishing diamonds. Finally! Someone understands!

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • The Ten Most Amazingly Unrealistic Driving Scenes Ever On Film Or TV

    Some films find attention to detail and realism to be paramount as part of the movie going experience. Then others have IndyCars in city streets and squealing tires on dirt roads like it's totally normal. These are the 10 worst, most unrealistic, and hilarious driving scenes ever on film or TV.

    By Travis Okulski Read More
  • The Old Lexus ES300 Was Obviously A "Sports" Sedan

    I know what you're thinking. Wasn't the Lexus ES300 that Toyota Camry with leather that old people and maybe your mom liked to drive? The answer to that is "no." Well, it's also "yes," but if you really looked closely, you'd see nothing but the sportiest sportster of sports sedans.

    By Michael Ballaban Read More
  • The Jalopnik Guide To Buying Racing Gear (For Men And Women)

    If you intend on driving a racecar—even if it’s a total crapcan—you’re going to have to look the part. Bonus: all of that Stiggy get-up prevents you from going up in flames if and/or when your questionable machinery decides it doesn’t like its fuel lines anymore, hooray!

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  • 'Yummies': Meet The New Worst Marketing Buzzword Ever

    Thank god for the world's marketing departments. Without them, who would tirelessly work to ruin the English language? The latest salvo comes from retail analysts at HSBC, who have coined a new term that makes my brain bleed brain-blood: "Yummies." It's only a matter of time before we see it in the car world.

    By Patrick George Read More
  • Fiat-Family Playboy Disses New Renault Twingo As A Copycat

    Lapo Elkann is the heir to the Agnelli family that rules Fiat from, I believe, Mt. Olympus, and he seems to live the sort of life you'd expect. He was a factor in the rebirth of the 500, which may be why he's posting stuff that calls out Renault as copycats. Too bad he has no idea what he's talking about.

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  • A Guide To Every Real-World Car Used In The Simpsons

    Yesterday, someone tweeted a picture of the fantastic LeMons "Homer" from The Simpsons. They thought it ruined a "perfectly good E30." Because, I don't know, they're dead inside? Anyway, their joyless post gave us an idea here: what are all the real cars in the Simpsons?

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • Meet America's Most Amazingly Obsessed Saab Collector

    Bruce Turk has cherished Saabs ever since he first laid eyes on a Sonett as a kid. His first car was a Sonett, and he's since amassed a garage full of pre-'74 Saabs, plus parts and memorabilia, that rivals anything you might see in Sweden. Or anywhere else.

    By Mike Spinelli Read More
  • What's The Most Unlikely Car To Have A Manual Transmission?

    In your Jalopnik staff's daily scouring of Craigslist posts for potential crapcan racers we can crash and be horribly burned in, we came across this very compelling $1,000 1993 Lexus ES300. I say compelling because in addition to its early 90s Japanese luxury and style, it also has a stick.

    By Patrick George Read More
  • Cosmo's Guide To Sex In Cars Actually Ruins Having Sex In Cars

    Cosmopolitan Magazine is a popular woman's magazine that's known for employing sex columnists who are aliens and only understand human mating behavior through crudely-translated text descriptions sent by space-fax. That's why no one should be shocked at the content of their guide to sex in cars. But you'll be a little shocked.

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  • This Is The Most Amazing Exhibition Of Bugatti Cars And Artwork Ever

    If you're like me, your one thought after seeing an auto museum's retrospective about a particular marque is "where the hell were the sculptures of elephants and the Art Nouveau furniture?" That will not be an issue when you go see the Mullin Museum's spectacular exhibit about the Bugatti family.

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  • Your Ridiculously Awesome Mitsubishi Evolution X Wallpaper Is Here

    I've always been a fan of brown cars, but they're hard to pull off correctly. You need to get the shade just right, as it's the difference between "earthy" and "dirty." This highly modified Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution X model uses a matte effect to get the blend down perfectly. Beat that, in your silver Subaru.

    By Michael Ballaban Read More
  • Is A Chevy HHR The Ultimate Rent-A-Wreck Car?

    A good side effect of the Jalopnik March Madness Beat-Off is that it's reminding you of some bad cars that have more or less faded into history. Which is always useful for some laughs, like the Chevy HHR.

    By Zac Estrada Read More
  • Finish Those TPS Reports So You Can Buy The Office Space Porsche 911

    You know how you've always wanted to drive a genuine movie car, but your life partner is too selfish to sell their kidneys so you can buy an original Batmobile? What a jerk. Well, don't give up — you can buy the Porsche 911 from Office Space, and it's cheap! And it doesn't really run! It's perfect!

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  • What's The Most Controversial Car Of All Time?

    I was astounded to learn the backstory behind the original Volkswagen Beetle GSR, that it was decried as a dangerous hoonmobile for its garish paint and performance enhancements. That certainly wasn't the first time a car caused a big stink.

    By Patrick George Read More
  • Why Do Italian Alfas Wear Irish Shamrocks?

    Since it's St.Patrick's Day, everything everywhere is awash in green and, if it isn't there's the looming threat of a brutal pinching. Like pinch-the-enamel-off-your-teeth pinching. Which is why today is the perfect day to bring up a question I've long wondered about: what's with Alfas and four-leaf clovers?

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • The Best Subway Buskers In The World

    I've got a love-hate relationship with subway buskers. Mostly because when they're good, they're really good. But when they're bad, they're really, really atrociously bad. And when they're the worst, it's very difficult not to claw your way out of the train car or the station that has become your temporary prison.

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  • Mercedes Doesn't Need A Roadster Smaller Than The SLK

    The Mercedes-Benz SLK actually gets very little attention these days considering how novel and iconic it was when it launched in 1997. So the last thing Mercedes needs now is a smaller roadster to attract attention. That's why the rumor of an SLA needs to die.

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  • It's Time For Stupid Plastic Wheel Covers To Die Die Die

    When I tried out Ford's new tiny 3-cylinder engine, they'd helpfully packaged it into a car. And that car was a very nice, just-refreshed 2015 Fiesta. Until I saw the wheels. Over the honest, pure steel wheels, Ford had slapped some plastic picnic plates meant to look like alloy wheels or something. Aren't we done with that bullshit?

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  • Why Texas World Speedway Must Be Saved

    I've heard a lot of pea-brained ideas come out of College Station, Texas, but the thought of bulldozing a historic racetrack that remains in active use almost every weekend of the year in favor of cheap, tacky houses on dinky lots takes the cake. Simply put: that ain't right.

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  • The Need For Speed Movie Proves Hollywood Thinks Gearheads Are Idiots

    You know how you used to think that all movies based on video games suck (excepting, of course, 1975's intense psychosexual thriller Pong)? Well, you're still right. Need for Speed, though it tries very hard, is a movie that assumes car-lovers are idiots. And, as a car-lover and (rarely) occasional non-idiot, I'm sick of that.

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  • How To Decorate Your Crapcan Racecar

    Whether you're entering a series that encourages creative team themes or not, you've still got some basic accoutrements to add to the outside of the car before it's ready to race. Here's how to add things that hopefully won't fall off your car.

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  • A BuzzFeed Quiz Is A Bad Way To Decide What Car You Should Drive

    You could have someone who writes about cars every day tell you what kind of car to get, but the answers are going to be limited. That's why you go on the Internet, where you might end up on Facebook or Twitter and get sucked into a BuzzFeed quiz. Don't do it if you're looking for a car.

    By Zac Estrada Read More
  • Which Mario Kart Is The Greatest Mario Kart?

    What's the point of having a new discussion system like Kinja if you can't address the biggest issues? We played the real life Mario Kart and it was kind of great, but it's not the greatest Mario Kart. Make your argument below.

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  • Is SXSW's Real Life Mario Kart As Amazing As You'd Imagined?

    Everyone who's played Mario Kart secretly wants it to be real. Sure, flinging turtle shells and banana peels at other cars will probably get you arrested, and while I once did go karting after eating some shrooms, I can't say it helped my speed. So I was exited to try real-life Mario Kart at SXSW. Here's what it's like.

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  • How Much Should You Spend On Your Crapcan Race Car?

    There are some things you just don't talk about in polite company: politics, religion and finances, for example. Since that's the case, I'm going to let loose this monster fart and talk about how much money it costs to run a crapcan team — and how much you should charge teammates to run your car.

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  • That Time Lamborghini Made A Sedan That Became A Chrysler

    Lamborghini is most known for their ridiculous mid-engined supercars, but people forget that they've dabbled in all sorts of genres over the decades. The first Lambos were front-engined GTs; there was the famous Hummer-esque LM002; and then there was this.

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  • A Fake Driving Game I Made Up Years Ago Fooled Cracked

    I love really early racing videogames. So much so that I even like making up ones that never existed. In fact, a ridiculous ad I made for one driving game that never existed was used in a recent Cracked article about advertising. And, from what I can tell, it was taken as real. This makes me quite happy.

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  • Mind-Blowingly Terrible Chevy Ad Reminds You Your Dog Will Die

    Chevrolet had a contest that invited filmmakers to create ads week for its products. This is one for its mid-size lump of crossover, the Equinox. And it is bad. Really bad. So bad that the only message it manages to get across is that one day, your furry little friend will die, and you'll be there to watch. This is just atrocious.

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  • The Ten Dirtiest-Sounding Car Names

    "Yukon DP a Volvo, both 'Cuda and Aspen, but stick to Tatas or Tahoe will give you STI that Rex your Peterbilt." - These are the words of our very own Ash78, proving that pretty much all car names sound like sexy sex sextimes.

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  • Noted LeMons Loon Speedycop Is Building A Twin-V8 Lincoln

    Whatever point you're trying to make, Speedycop, you've made it. A track-worthy airplane, an upside-down Camaro, silly wordplay realized to the maximum degree possible — we get it. You like building insane LeMons cars. Well, we love it too, and that's why it's nice to see his new project, a 16 cylinder Continental.

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  • The Ten Best Examples Of Badge Engineering

    When a car company takes another car and slaps their own emblem on it instead of making their own design, that's badge engineering. It's often shit. But here are ten exceptions to prove the rule.

    By Raphael Orlove Read More
  • Yes, That's An Engine In The Hatch Of This Awesome French City Car

    One of my favorite cars from the 84th Geneva Motor Show must be the new Twingo. It's got a hidden engine in its boot which powers the rear wheels. That's pretty much the perfect recipe for an agile compact, but it's also unusual nowadays and different doesn't always sell in the automotive world. Corollas do.

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  • The Nissan GT-R Convertible Is Not Okay

    I used to have this theory that every car was made better with a convertible top. I know, handling and structural rigidity, blahblahblah, but for normal driving on a day with good weather, nothing beats the sun and the wind.

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  • A Requiem For The MiG-25, The Original Soviet Rat Rod

    As I write this now, two of the biggest constituent states of the old Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, Ukraine and Russia, are preparing to go to war. But as these two former siblings stare each other down, one lightning-fast weapon definitely won't be used – the fearsome MiG-25 "Foxbat."

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Honda (1)

  • Honda's Anime-Inspired Bike Is A Stealth Bomber On Two Wheels

    I have a hard time watching the 1988 Japanese sci-fi classic Akira without staring at Kaneda's bike and thinking, "GOD, I need that thing in my LIFE." Besides a few crazy real-life custom jobs, no manufacturer has built that bike yet – but Honda just came close.

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Motorcycles (1)

  • This Crazy Russian Motorcycle Can Do Pretty Much Anything

    You know, I never really thought I needed a motorcycle until I saw this. Now I'm not really sure what kind of miserable half-life I've been living without it. Seriously, just watch what this thing can do. Plus, it's AWD. That's just two Ws, but still.

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News (394)

Nice Price or No Dice (21)

  • For $5,000, Why Make The Dead Walk?

    Do you ever think that the reason the Walking Dead are always so hungry because they're worn out form all the damn walking? Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Pontiac hearse could be like public transit for the passed-on, but will its price make you give it a pass?

    By Rob Emslie Read More
  • For $10,000, Things That Make You Go Hmmmmm

    Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Mazda represents the company's first melding of rotary engine and wagon body style. You'll need to decide if that has any effect on your concluding whether or not its price is the last thing you'd pay.

    By Rob Emslie Read More
  • For $13,500, Let The Cargasm Commence

    I'm going to say three words, and many of you will immediately swoon upon hearing them. Are you ready? Diesel, E30, Touring. Now that you've recovered, check out today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe 1989 324TD and decide if its price is also swoon-worthy.

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  • For $5,000, A Penny For Your Thoughts

    Porsche is rumored to be introducing a four cylinder engine for the Boxster in a couple of years. If you can't want for a mid-engine wasserboxer from the house of Ferry then perhaps today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Subie-914 will suffice. That is, if its price is out of the box.

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  • For $2,500, Meet The Not So Slim Jim

    The ad for today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe GMC Jimmy says that it's not for the shy, nor for those looking for a show truck. Hopefully for the seller, he has priced it so buyers won't be shy about showing him the money.

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  • For $3,550, Is This Fairstang A Fair Deal?

    Let's say you love the performance of a Mustang GT but need something with a bit more roaming room. No worries, today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Fairmont wagon has you covered, that is just as long as you can cover its asking price.

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  • For $75,000, You've Gotta' Start Somewhere

    The first Corvette was built on June 30th, 1953. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe '54 'Vette is substantially the same as that car, but will its price have you first in line with your checkbook?

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  • For $2,500, Should This Freaky Falcon Fly?

    While Frankenstein's monster was constructed from the parts of multiple dead individuals, at least all his parts came from dudes. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Ford Falcon is an amalgamation of brands that will keep both the DMV and the parts counter guy guessing, but will it and its price have you reaching for your pitchfork and torch?

    By Rob Emslie Read More
  • For $4,500, Humor Me

    They say that diamonds are a girl's best friend. Conversely, I aver that diamond plate is a guy's choicest amigo, and that, if you find its price acceptable, could make today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Samurai your diamond-plated bestie.

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  • For $12,995, Is This G-Wagen Holier Than Thou?

    Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe 280GE was built by Austria's Steyr-Puch, although its abundance of rust may make it more like Swiss cheese. Will that affect your opinion of its price, which is of course in American dollars?

    By Rob Emslie Read More
  • For $13,000, Is This A Poor Man's Porsche?

    At one time Porsche's 911 went one rung up the numerical ladder to 912, while that car's cylinder count concurrently dropped from 6 to 4. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Porsche is said to the a former 911, but owing to its four-banger, it's now a 912. Will you find its price to be also be a numerical conundrum?

    By Rob Emslie Read More
  • For $2,850, With VI You Get Body Roll

    Did you hear the one about the Roman who went into a bar? He held up a index and middle fingers and said, I'd like 5 beers please. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Lincoln is Roman Numerically a VI, but you'll need to decide if its price is an X.

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  • For $13,900, This Audi S6 Is An RS-Ed Development

    The ad for today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Audi claims it was once driven through a freaking window. That's resulted in it having a salvage title, but you'll need to decide if its RS looks will in turn salvage its price.

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  • For $5,900, This Mirage Is A Vision

    If you've ever dreamt of owning a Vega with Ferrari styling and plastic fender flares, then today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Chevy has got you written all over it. Actually, it has Mirage Monza written on it, but is it priced to get someone to write a check?

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  • For $4,750, Here's Your Morning Wood

    The classic ships of yore - schooners, noah's ark, etc- were all built with wood. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Country Squire is coincidentally a land yacht paneled in fake wood, but will its price also have you saying yes I would?

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  • For $8,500, Does This Square Rule?

    Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Volkswagen may be a Squareback, but it's far from square. In fact, it looks to be pretty hip, but you'll still need to decide if its price looks like a square deal.

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  • For $12,995, Check Out This Estate Sale

    Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Cortina is an estate with plenty of room in the back, and apparently room enough up front for a 302. Will its price however, show room for improvement?

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  • For $9,800, Luck Be An Alfa Tonight

    Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? If you're the superstitious type then today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Alfa 168 may just be your car full of karma. That's of course if its price doesn't jinx it.

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Planelopnik (3)

  • Weekend Layover – Plane Porn, Episode 1

    It's the weekend, and one of my favorite things to do on the weekend (besides drink craft beer) is to check out airplanes. This is the first post for a column I'd like to do weekly here, where I'll be sharing some of my favorite airplane photos that I've taken, as well as photos shared with me by Flight Club readers.

    By Paul Thompson Read More
  • Why You Shouldn't Weep For Retired Airliners

    I've never really been one to get all nostalgic when old airliners are retired. I kind of view them the way I do old electronics; they've been around a while, paid for themselves, and served me well. There's something newer and more efficient available now, so it's time to say goodbye.

    By Paul Thompson Read More
  • Name That Plane: The Boeing 737 Series

    How much of an aviation geek are you? Can you tell the difference between most commercial plane models? Can you descipher the Airbuses, Boeings, Canadairs and Embraers? Today I'll take you through some of the visual differences between the most widely produced aircraft ever - the Boeing 737.

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Racing (9)

  • Weekend Motorsports Roundup, March 29-30, 2014

    Welcome to the Jalopnik Weekend Motorsports Roundup, where we let you know what's going on in the world of racing, where you can see it, and where you can talk about it all in one convenient place. Where else would you want to spend your weekend?

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  • Weekend Motorsports Roundup, March 22-23, 2014

    Welcome to the Jalopnik Weekend Motorsports Roundup, where we let you know what's going on in the world of racing, where you can see it, and where you can talk about it all in one convenient place. Where else would you want to spend your weekend?

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  • Why Daniel Ricciardo Was Disqualified From The Australian Grand Prix

    By now you should've watched the Australian Grand Prix, or at least you had to, because NBC's only replay of it was at 6 AM, for some reason. Spoiler alert: Red Bull driver Daniel Ricciardo came in second, and then was disqualified hours later. But the reason is a bit technical, and not so easy. Here's your explainer.

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  • Weekend Motorsports Roundup, March 15-16, 2014

    Welcome to the Jalopnik Weekend Motorsports Roundup, where we let you know what's going on in the world of racing, where you can see it, and where you can talk about it all in one convenient place. Where else would you want to spend your weekend?

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  • Weekend Motorsports Roundup, March 8-9, 2014

    Welcome to the Jalopnik Weekend Motorsports Roundup, where we let you know what's going on in the world of racing, where you can see it, and where you can talk about it all in one convenient place. Where else would you want to spend your weekend?

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  • Weekend Motorsports Roundup, March 1-2, 2014

    Welcome to the Jalopnik Weekend Motorsports Roundup, where we let you know what's going on in the world of racing, where you can see it, and where you can talk about it all in one convenient place. Where else would you want to spend your weekend?

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  • This Is Toyota's 1,000 Horsepower AWD Hybrid Le Mans Weapon

    Most of the hype over this year's 24 Hours of Le Mans and World Endurance Championship has been Porsche's return to the sport and their looming battle with corporate cousins Audi. But they're not the only ones who will be vying for the title! Meet Toyota's latest hybrid contender.

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  • This Is The World's First Turbodiesel Porsche 911

    What car best represents pure driving focus and the last word in refinement? The Porsche 911. What engine best represents the absolute opposite of that? A TDI motor pulled from an old Jetta. And now the two are married together for the first time.

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  • The Fiat 500 695 Biposto Is The Nuttiest Abarth Yet

    The Fiat 500 Abarth is already a bit of an angry car. Firm suspension, a manual transmission only, and an exhaust that sounds like it hates you and every other living thing. If you want to make it even madder, you do the equivalent of throwing hot sauce in its eyes. Enter the fire-breathing Fiat 500 695 Biposto.

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  • 2015 Audi TT: This Is More Of It

    The all new 2015 Audi TT just can't seem to stay hidden before its official debut at the Geneva Motor Show this week. After a shadowy shot leaked out on Friday, more pics showed up today on Yahoo! Motoramic that reveal the new sport coupe in full.

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  • 2015 Jeep Renegade: This Is It

    A source tells us the image above is of the new baby Jeep, which we know believe is the 2015 Jeep Renegade. The reportedly Fiat-based Jeep was supposed to debut at next week's Geneva Motor Show, but someone decided to show it early. What do you think?

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  • It's Up To You To Pick NASA's Next Spacesuit

    Remember how pissed you were that NASA didn't even TRY to contact you before they retired the shuttle? Well, they've learned their lesson, because now they're reaching out to you to help them with something tricky: picking a new spacesuit!

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  • Your Beat Up Van Has Gone More Miles Than A Super-Fast Space Probe

    Good news, for fans of beat-up old vans that haven't budged from the lawn you parked them on 20 years ago. Your van has actually racked up a bunch of miles! No, a bunch of hoodlums haven't been stealing it in the night for shenanigans. It's just been sitting there, stuck on Earth, moving at blazing speeds.

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  • Is The Air Force's Secret Shuttle The Key To Russia-Free ISS Trips?

    Ever since the US retired the Shuttle fleet, we've been bumming rides to the ISS on Russia's old reliable spacecraft, the Soyuz. Technically, this arrangement works well, but tensions with the Russians over the Ukraine, gay rights, and other issues are making the US realize that maybe it's time for a new ride.

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Technology (11)

  • Formula 1's Advanced Hybrid System Is Coming To Your Next Car

    That may look like an ordinary Volvo S60, but it's far from it. Inside that handsome but inoffensive Swedish body is the same technology that helped make Formula One cars so fast in the last few years — the hybrid Kinetic Energy Recovery System. That's good news if you like efficiency and speed.

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  • This Idea Will Revolutionize Passenger Controls In Cars

    You guys know me — I'm an idea man. True, 90% of those 'ideas' involve gyros for lunch, but occasionally something else slips in. And today is one of those times. Today I'm tackling the issue of how to make nav, HVAC, infotainment and other controls available to passengers. I have an idea, and I want to hear what you think.

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  • What Car Has The Easiest Infotainment System To Use?

    In-car infotainment systems are too damn hard to use these days. And that's not just for the Olds, that notion goes for everyone, as Patrick pointed out. But maybe it doesn't have to be this way. Maybe a brighter, easier future is ahead. And maybe you've got that infotainment system right now.

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  • Autonomous Cars Could Actually Make Car Sharing Work

    Car sharing services like Zipcar have made living without a car in a city more manageable, but it's far from perfect. So what if, in the future, you borrow a driverless car to get where you're going? That might actually stop a lot of unnecessary cars from clogging the roads.

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  • Volvo Just Declared War On Winter With Technology

    Was today really the start of spring? Could the end of this brutal and obscene winter finally be upon us? I almost feel like it's too good to be true, and that's why I'm glad Volvo is working on something that could put bad weather in its place.

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  • Is This What Your Car's Cockpit Will Look Like In 2025?

    Audi says their Virtual Cockpit is a pretty big deal. Set to debut on the all-new 2015 Audi TT and then at least three other new cars, it eliminates the center screen and gauge cluster for a display right in front of the driver. But what will instrumentation look like in 10 years?

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  • Volvo Doesn't Trust GPS Or Cameras, Puts Magnets In The Road Instead

    Volvo says magnets have great potential for autonomous vehicles since established positioning technologies like GPS and cameras have limitations in certain conditions. Road-integrated magnets remain unaffected by physical obstacles and poor weather conditions. Just don't drop your credit card.

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  • What It's Like To Use Apple's CarPlay Hands-Free System

    While you might have expected Apple's CarPlay iOS system to appear in a Tesla, the winner of this race is Volvo, who will be using Apple's software for hands-free connectivity in all their future models. Here's the first hands on with new system straight from the Geneva Motor Show floor.

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  • Report Shows GM Was As Cheap As The Government Negligent

    This is The Morning Shift, our one-stop daily roundup of all the auto news that's actually important — all in one place at 9:30 AM. Or, you could spend all day waiting for other sites to parse it out to you one story at a time. Isn't your time more important?

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  • Bill Ford Says The Auto Union 'Helped Save Ford'

    This is The Morning Shift, our one-stop daily roundup of all the auto news that's actually important — all in one place at 9:30 AM. Or, you could spend all day waiting for other sites to parse it out to you one story at a time. Isn't your time more important?

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  • Nissan Recalls Almost A Million Cars While No One Is Looking

    This is The Morning Shift, our one-stop daily roundup of all the auto news that's actually important — all in one place at 9:30 AM. Or, you could spend all day waiting for other sites to parse it out to you one story at a time. Isn't your time more important?

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  • How Ferrari Makes More Money By Not Selling You Their Cars

    This is The Morning Shift, our one-stop daily roundup of all the auto news that's actually important — all in one place at 9:30 AM. Or, you could spend all day waiting for other sites to parse it out to you one story at a time. Isn't your time more important?

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  • How GM Quietly Hid Recalled Part Fix From Itself In 2006

    This is The Morning Shift, our one-stop daily roundup of all the auto news that's actually important — all in one place at 9:30 AM. Or, you could spend all day waiting for other sites to parse it out to you one story at a time. Isn't your time more important?

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  • How GM Got Into This Mess

    This is The Morning Shift, our one-stop daily roundup of all the auto news that's actually important — all in one place at 9:30 AM. Or, you could spend all day waiting for other sites to parse it out to you one story at a time. Isn't your time more important?

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  • Feds Tell Automaker To Watch Their Ass With $1.2 Billion Fine

    This is The Morning Shift, our one-stop daily roundup of all the auto news that's actually important — all in one place at 9:30 AM. Or, you could spend all day waiting for other sites to parse it out to you one story at a time. Isn't your time more important?

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  • Did GM Sandbag Its New CEO With The Cobalt Recall?

    This is The Morning Shift, our one-stop daily roundup of all the auto news that's actually important — all in one place at 9:30 AM. Or, you could spend all day waiting for other sites to parse it out to you one story at a time. Isn't your time more important?

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  • How GM Skirted The Cobalt Recall For At Least Seven Years

    This is The Morning Shift, our one-stop daily roundup of all the auto news that's actually important — all in one place at 9:30 AM. Or, you could spend all day waiting for other sites to parse it out to you one story at a time. Isn't your time more important?

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  • Sales Prove The People Want Boring Ass Economy Cars

    This is The Morning Shift, our one-stop daily roundup of all the auto news that's actually important — all in one place at 9:30 AM. Or, you could spend all day waiting for other sites to parse it out to you one story at a time. Isn't your time more important?

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  • Did 303 People Really Die In Recalled GM Cars?

    This is The Morning Shift, our one-stop daily roundup of all the auto news that's actually important — all in one place at 9:30 AM. Or, you could spend all day waiting for other sites to parse it out to you one story at a time. Isn't your time more important?

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  • Audi Is Your New Luxury Leader

    This is The Morning Shift, our one-stop daily roundup of all the auto news that's actually important — all in one place at 9:00 AM. Or, you could spend all day waiting for other sites to parse it out to you one story at a time. Isn't your time more important?

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  • Public Transit Use Highest Since 1956 And That's A Good Thing

    This is The Morning Shift, our one-stop daily roundup of all the auto news that's actually important — all in one place at 9:30 AM. Or, you could spend all day waiting for other sites to parse it out to you one story at a time. Isn't your time more important?

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  • Ford Gives CEO Alan Mulally $13.8 MIllion After Kickass 2013

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  • Frozen Americans Buy All The Jeeps

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    VW's been having fun with little MQB-platform based off-road concepts, like that new Beetle Dune concept we saw earlier this year in Detroit. Now they're revealing a new one in Geneva called the T-ROC, and it's an awful lot like a modern Golf Country. That's doubleplusgood, if you ask me.

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Wrenching (5)

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  • When Life Gives You A Lemon: The Story Of My 99 Ford Taurus Wagon

    There are cars that inspire excitement and promote a sense of status and luxury, and then there are cars that force us to challenge our preconceived notions of what qualities a car should have, and gives us something completely new - for better or worse. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the story of how I bought a car with one of the most divisive and opinionating designs ever made - the iconic Ford Taurus. Wagon.

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  • How More = Less. The Story Of My 2002 Cadillac Seville STS

    In my life, I've learned that it pays to be cautious. This is the reason I don't have any unwanted kids, I've never broken a bone, and don't have any credit card debt. However, when it comes to cars, I tend to put caution in its cushioned container, throw it out the window and let impulse take the wheel.

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    There are many ways to convey luxury in an automotive context, but the ones who have re-written the rulebook are the crafty and understated engineers at Mercedes-Benz. They believe that luxuries are an expression of the ridiculous amount of features your car possesses. And the S600 is the embodiment of that vision of luxury.

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