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Audi (1)

  • This Gigantic Audi A8L Extended Limo Has A Surprisingly Decent 0-60 Time

    I’ll tell you what customer service is: it’s when one of your buyers says “Hey, make me that car!” and then you say “Heck yeah, sure!” That’s what Audi did for one unnamed (and no doubt deep-pocketed) European buyer who requested an Audi A8 extended limousine. It’s surprisingly quick, too!

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Beyond Cars (22)

  • The A-10 Warthog May Be Kept Out Of Retirement By Law

    The U.S. Air Force A-10 Thunderbolt II AKA “Warthog” has become one of the most-recognized and beloved warplanes since it started flying in the 1970s. We’ve been hearing about its impending retirement—and the reason many in the armed services community are against that—for ages, but proposed legislation could keep it in the sky for at least a little longer.

    By Andrew P. Collins Read More
  • Norway Used An F-16 Fighter Jet To Save A Man's Life

    The F-16 Viper, a fighter jet used by numerous countries around the world including Norway, is capable of flying at more than 1,000 miles per hour. So when a patient in northern Norway needed lifesaving equipment and need it quickly, the Norwegian Air Force came to the rescue.

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  • Japan's Homegrown X-2 Stealth Fighter Takes Maiden Flight

    On Friday Japan became just the fourth nation to test-fly its own stealth jet, the homegrown X-2 prototype fighter. Decked out in the white and red colors of the country’s flag and built by Mitsubishi Heavy Industries, it’s hard to escape the X-2’s symbolism—or its importance to Japan’s defense future.

    By Patrick George Read More
  • The U.S. Military Is Finally Testing Shotgun-Based 'Force Field' Technology

    Years ago, Israeli defense outfit Rafael developed the equivalent of a “bubble shield” for military vehicles. The Trophy Active Protection System basically blasts incoming missiles into oblivion with a turreted shotgun. Now this tech is finally running on American M1 Abrams tanks and Stryker armored vehicles.

    By Andrew P. Collins Read More
  • Listen To An Egyptian Army Band Hilariously Butcher The French National Anthem

    All countries have great national past times. For America, it’s baseball. For England, it’s soccer. For Egypt, it’s making world leaders sit there and listen while their national anthems are completely massacred by the Egyptian national army band. Here’s what I think is supposed to be La Marseillaise, the national anthem of France.

    By Michael Ballaban Read More
  • Godspeed, Rogoway

    Foxtrot Alpha should not have been a success. A defense site on a car blog? Why the hell would anyone want to do that? And who the hell would even want to read it?

    By Patrick George Read More
  • Russian Attack Jets Aggressively Fly Over U.S. Destroyer In The Baltic Sea

    American sailors aboard the USS Donald Cook got one intimidating air show over the Baltic Sea yesterday. Russian swing-wing Su-24 Fencers made multiple simulated attack runs on their ship. The maneuvers were said to have been “extremely aggressive” and so low that wakes were kicked up in the water below the jets, Navy officials said.

    By Tyler Rogoway Read More
  • Advanced Russian Attack Helicopter Crashes In Syria

    One of Russia’s most advanced attack helicopters, the Mi-28 “Night Hunter,” crashed today while operating in Syria. Russian officials say that the helicopter was not taking enemy fire at the time and went down due to technical reasons, killing both crewman onboard. A team is reportedly on the scene trying to determine what exactly caused the crash.

    By Tyler Rogoway Read More
  • Lockheed Wants To Install Its Aegis Combat System On New Amphibious Transport Dock Ship

    LPD-28, the 12th ship in the San Antonio class line, may serve as somewhat of a bridge to the upcoming class of amphibious transport docks, currently dubbed the LX(R). As part of this transitional vessel, Lockheed wants to install its vaunted Aegis Combat System aboard it, giving the ship a much higher level of defensive capabilities, independence and situational awareness.

    By Tyler Rogoway Read More
  • Navy P-8 Poseidon Locates Castaways On A Deserted Island In The Pacific

    The Navy’s ultra-versatile P-8 Poseidon maritime patrol aircraft has risen to all-star status both within the halls of the Pentagon and on the export market. It has been at the center of the search for MH370 and at the tip of the growing dispute over China’s man-made islands in the South China Sea. Now it has has made headlines once again, locating marooned men on a deserted island in the Pacific.

    By Tyler Rogoway Read More
  • SpaceX's Landing Drone Ship Is Just As Complicated As The Rocket

    SpaceX finally managed to land its Falcon 9 reusable rocket on its autonomous drone ship out at sea after four unsuccessful attempts, with plans for at least two more sea landings later this year. It takes a special kind of ship to catch a rocket falling from the sky, and here’s how they do it.

    By Justin T. Westbrook Read More
  • How Israel Wants To Soup Up Its Fleet Of F-35s

    Israel has done amazing things with their imported U.S. fighter aircraft, innovating and tailoring their capabilities to meet their unique needs. They want to continue this legacy with the F-35. Part of this initiative now includes the ability to externally modify their new stealth jets with the addition of conformal fuel tanks.

    By Tyler Rogoway Read More

Brands (4)

  • You Can Now Buy A Perfect McLaren F1 For A Heap Of Cash

    McLaren Special Operations is selling McLaren F1 chassis #069 (nice) with less than 2,800 miles on its clock for somewhere between $12 to 14 million will all the usual bells and whistles, yet it is our understanding that a Compaq LTE 5280 is not part of the deal.

    By Máté Petrány Read More
  • Can You Daily Drive The Alfa Romeo 4C?

    Whenever a new exotic car comes out, enthusiasts always ask the same question: can you daily drive it? Regarding the Alfa Romeo 4C, I’ll answer this question with another question: you could daily drive a riding lawnmower. But do you really want to?

    By Doug DeMuro Read More
  • Is The Mazdaspeed 'NB' Miata Really Worthy Of Being A Collectible?

    The Mazdaspeed Miata was a limited-run production of the second generation Miata, and is most notable for being the only production MX-5 to come with a turbocharger. The Mazdaspeed’s turbo and relatively small production run make some consider it to be a collectible, but does it really deserve that status?

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Buying (13)

  • Are The 'Sport' Versions Of Family Sedans Any Good?

    Life is all about compromises. If you have come to the point where you need a midsize four-door sedan, but you want something enjoyable to drive, there are two ways to go: A European sport sedan, or a brand new “sporty” version of a mainstream sedan.

    By Tom McParland Read More
  • What Car Should You Buy To Replace Your Diesel Volkswagen?

    As Volkswagen’s diesel-cheating saga finally starts moving toward resolution after seven months, the automaker will offer to buy back some 500,000 TDI diesel cars and compensate owners. There are going to be a lot of folks with money to burn on another ride. If that includes you, here are some vehicles to consider if you plan on replacing your TDI.

    By Tom McParland Read More
  • Can I Buy Out My Lease Without Going Through The Dealer?

    Some people lease a car and decide they like it so much they would rather keep it. Completing what’s known as a lease buyout is usually fairly straightforward, but a lot of people don’t realize that a trip to the dealership is not required to purchase your leased vehicle.

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  • It's Probably Your Own Fault If Your Car Payments Are Too High

    The average auto loan payment is almost $500 a month and loan delinquency is at an all time high. Many industry analysts are concerned about the long-term financial consequences of car loans people can’t afford. But if you’re struggling to make your payments, don’t blame the bank or the dealer.

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  • This Is The Best Car Configurator On The Internet

    After yesterday’s discussion of the saddest car configurators on the internet somebody sent us one on the opposite end of the awesomeness spectrum. This online 3D configurator for the Audi A4 Allroad blows every other one I’ve seen out of the water.

    By Andrew P. Collins Read More
  • You Can Get A Dodge Dart For Up To $10,000 Off MSRP

    The Dodge Dart is not a bad car. It’s just not quite as good as some other offerings in a very crowded segment. Now that Dodge is phasing out Dart, the fire sale has begun and you can pick up a nice compact with crazy discounts and insane financing offers.

    By Tom McParland Read More
  • Used Car Leasing Is On The Rise, But Is It A Smart Move?

    With record new car sales in 2015, industry analysts are worried about an inflated pre-owned market with more trade-ins and cars coming in off lease. To help move inventory, companies like Toyota and Ally Financial are starting to offer lease programs for lightly used cars.

    By Tom McParland Read More
  • You Should Buy A Dinan BMW M235i Instead Of The New M2

    The new BMW M2 is little beast of a machine. It’s everything we love about a good car, only it’s a package mere mortals can actually use and afford. But you shouldn’t buy one, because this M235i costs the same and will eat its lunch.

    By Sean MacDonald Read More
  • This Is The Best Thing About The Tesla Model 3

    In the first 72 hours, Tesla received 276,000 pre-orders for the upcoming Model 3. Given Tesla’s limited production capacity, the demand has by far surpassed the supply. Yet not one Tesla customer ever has to worry about paying some ridiculous dealer markup.

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Advice (2)

  • I'm Worried About What Will Happen To My Car If I Sell It

    Hello, humans of the Internet, and also racist Microsoft Twitter bots, and welcome to today’s version of Letters to Doug. This is an extra special edition because you are reading this on Friday, even though I am writing it on Thursday. This is due to time travel.

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Culture (47)

  • It's Time To Learn About The Biggest Unsung Hero In Motoring

    One of my personal missions as an automotive writer is to bring more attention to the very early history of cars, that very important and often overlooked century of development from the late 1700s to about 1880. I don’t want Mercedes-Benz to get away with saying they invented the automobile, because that’s bullshit. Karl Benz was great, sure, but there’s another man who deserves as much or more credit: Richard Trevithick.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • Three Stupid Thoughts About Cars

    Attention! Attention! This is important! Three insipid thoughts about automobiles have occurred to me, and now, pursuant to OSHA regs 31.46a and subparagraph 77e, I must relay them to you. So get ready.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • That Time Mythbusters Put Square Wheels On A Car

    Although the Mythbusters final season is over, it lives on as the show that tested absolutely ridiculous premises and followed through with an actual budget and an entertainment value that was second to none. One of the more notably insane things they’ve ever tried, at least in my eyes, is installing square wheels on a full-size pickup truck and recording the mayhem as they try to even out the colossal vibrations.

    By Freddy "Tavarish" Hernandez Read More
  • Technically True Things You Can Say About Your Crappy Car To Make It Seem More High-Tech

    Let’s say you find yourself at a local Cars & Coffee meetup, parked between a perfect vintage Lamborghini Miura and a Koenigsegg something something. You look down to find that you’ve, somehow, driven up in the most mundane, boring shitbox imaginable. There’s still hours left before the Mustangs start killing everybody, and there’s people all around, waiting to hear you talk. What do you do?

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • How My Colorblind Eyes Got Pranked With A Red Ferrari

    There are people in this world who love surprises. I am not one of them. As Jalopnik’s Video Director, it’s my job to make sure surprises don’t happen while we’re on a video shoot. Yet, in late February, the Jalopnik staff managed to put one past me—and I don’t completely hate them for it.

    By Michael Roselli Read More
  • Semi-Famous Idiot Gets Kid To Bounce On The Hood Of A Lambo For Instagram

    I really don’t get what’s so hard to understand about this fundamental cornerstone of society: don’t mess with someone’s ride. How much more clear could it be? Why do some people not understand it to such a degree that they’d photograph their child jumping on somebody’s Lamborghini, like this guy?

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • Everybody Was Wrong About The Car That Inspired Prince's 'Little Red Corvette'

    Last Thursday, when we were reeling from the death of Prince, I wrote a story about the actual car that inspired Prince’s song Little Red Corvette. I was wrong about the car. So is pretty much everyone else on the internet. How do I know? Because musician Lisa Coleman—yes, that would be Lisa from Wendy & Lisa—owned the actual car, and she contacted me to set the record straight.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • The Great Game Of Thrones Houses Imagined As Cars

    Writing about a fantasy world that includes exactly zero cars on an automotive site may be a little ridiculous, but for some reason I keep doing it. And with Game of Thrones coming back this Sunday, why should I stop? So let’s try this: if the important Great Houses in the upcoming season were translated into cars, what would those cars be like?

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • Why Does Toyota Get So Much Hate?

    Hello, human beings of the Internet, and welcome to Jalopnik, your leading automotive site for stuff about cars. This is Letters to Doug, your leading automotive column for letters to Doug.

    By Doug DeMuro Read More
  • Brazil Once Made Some Seriously Weird Passats

    Brazil has always been the home of fascinating Volkswagen mutant strains, and even when the company started cooling their cars with that stuff you find in toilets instead of air, they managed to continue this tradition. Just look at these bonkers Passat variants that flourished there and no where else in the world.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • The Real Story Behind Prince's 'Little Red Corvette'

    There’s no way around it: 2016 is continuing its status as the Great Asshole Year by taking music legends away from us. Today, it was Prince, because apparently David Bowie wasn’t enough for this ghoulish year. From a gearhead perspective, Prince may be best known for his song “Little Red Corvette.” That song was inspired by a car, but, oddly enough, not a Corvette.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • It's Time For New Weird Supercar Door Designs

    Quick: what’s the one thing that, to most people, defines a supercar? Power? Speed? Advanced engineering? Money? Wrong, wrong, wrong, and sort of right. But trumping all these criteria, to the average person, there’s but one real indicator of supercardom: weird doors.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • How I Found The Most Remote Trabant On Earth

    If you know about a two-stroke Trabant that’s daily-driven more far out than where I found this one, please prove me wrong. But for now, this mustard yellow wonder is claiming the title for The Most Remote Trabant On Earth.

    By Máté Petrány Read More
  • What Made You Love Cars?

    Not all car enthusiasts are born equal. Some grew up in a family of race car drivers, and some saved up for years to buy their first jalopy against their strict parents’ wishes. Whatever the case may be, we all arrived here somehow. My question for you is, what made you fall in love with the automobile?

    By Freddy "Tavarish" Hernandez Read More
  • Learning To Survive A Different Kind Of Car Meet

    Car culture can be amazing. A bunch of people gather on a random day in an empty parking lot and talk about their hobby, practice their photography on exotics they’d never have access to otherwise, and get a chance at meeting their heroes. One meet I attended wasn’t quite what I expected, but that may have more to do with me than with it.

    By Justin T. Westbrook Read More
  • Here's How Hard It Was To Make That Insane Ferrari F40 Snow Drift Video

    I hear it all the time: “How hard is it to get in a car and just shoot an awesome video?” That’s because the very best car videos make it look easy, like someone hopped in some amazing machine and went drifting all day long—simple as that. But video shoots are incredibly complicated, time-consuming efforts, and that amazing Red Bull Ferrari F40 snow drift shoot was no different.

    By Patrick George Read More
  • What's The Deal With Auto Show Vandalism?

    Hello, ladies and gentlemen of Jalopnik, and welcome to this week’s Letters to Doug, which involves me signing into my e-mail and trudging through constant Tai Lopez motivational e-mails in order to find something worth posting.

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  • The Saddest Car Configurators On The Internet

    I keep going back configuring to the 2017 Ford GT despite the paucity of options. Why is it fun to configure a car that I can’t afford? It’s more fun, I think, to configure cars I can afford but would never buy. This has led me to build a brand new Mitsubishi Lancer that costs nearly $28,000.

    By Matt Hardigree Read More
  • My Short Career As A Horse-And-Carriage Driver

    It started with a Craigslist ad. Not the furniture-for-sale section or a melancholy Missed Connection. I’m talking “Gigs” section Craigslist. It was 2009, and I had just graduated from college. I had no job or skills, and I’d moved back in with my parents. After getting a “we’ll keep your resume on file, hon” from Dunkin’ Donuts, I was finally coming around to the idea of selling my used underwear.

    By Kate Knibbs Read More
  • How To Take A 29-Year-Old CRX Convertible Over The Rocky Mountains In Winter

    I live near Detroit. The usual reasons some people dislike Detroit—the cold, the snow, the insular culture, the urban decay—they don’t bother me much. What really ticks me off about living there is that there’s not a single great driving road within three hours. I fantasize about living near mountains. For the next 24 hours, I get to live that fantasy. Maybe.

    By Michael Karesh Read More
  • This Old Convertible Honda CRX Was The Best Car To Take Through The Desert

    I’d badly wanted a Honda CRX Si ever since test driving one back in 1985. I’ve also been wanting to tour the American Southwest again for nearly as long. By flying to Phoenix to buy a rare CRX sight unseen, I’d accomplished the first goal. My new car wasn’t just any CRX, but one of the few fuel-injected Si’s that had been transformed into a convertible by Straman.

    By Michael Karesh Read More
  • I Just Bought This Super Rare Honda CRX Convertible

    Religion, especially its more cult-like forms, can inspire people to do stupid things. Mine recently compelled me to place a sizable wager on the reliability of a 29-year-old Honda, on forecasts of unseasonably decent weather, on online friendships, and on other, even more questionable things.

    By Michael Karesh Read More
  • This Gundam-Themed Toyota Has Its Own Costumed DJ For Auto Shows

    Jalopnik East has covered all the developments of the Char Anzable Gundam Toyota Auris promotional concept, to a small production run, and finally to its second and current iteration. It has been profitable for Toyota, so perhaps unsurprising that Toyota is heavily promoting it in animated commercials and going all out at auto shows.

    By Kat Callahan Read More
  • Does This Simple Search Reveal Which Car Brand Has The Dumbest Owners?

    Enthusiasts of one particular car make are really only certain of three things: their chosen brand is the best, the people who prefer some other brand are drooling sub-morons, and there’s no way in hell they’d ever drive a Saturn. Every brand has its share of the aforementioned drooling morons, but is there any way to tell who has the most?

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  • Should Car Companies Be Good Companies?

    The cars that car enthusiasts want and the cars that car companies have to build to remain in business seem to grow increasingly distant from each other, and that leads to a problem.

    By Raphael Orlove Read More
  • Mustang Crashes Peeling Out Of Cars And Coffee For The Billionth Time

    Now, before we’re quick to condemn the driver of this Ford Mustang, we have to look at the whole situation here: daytime, in clear weather with great visibility, in a well-maintained modern car, and a dry, smooth, completely flat and straight road free of any traffic in the lanes. So, you know, with all those factors, it’s easy to see how this could happen. If you’re a moron.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • Those Idiots Who Totaled Their Supercars In China Are Actually Heroes

    The joy of the internet is that something can be right, and something can be wrong, but both are given equal footing. I stand (or rather sit, let’s be honest) to proclaim one Justin Westbrook WRONG. Because taking your super cars across the Himalayas is fucking beautiful. The guys who ruined those cars aren’t idiots—they’re heroes.

    By Michael Ballaban Read More
  • Your Ridiculously Awesome McLaren P1 Wallpaper Is Here

    We all know that the McLaren P1 is a beauty in its entirety, but it is important to appreciate things in smaller portions on occasion (maybe that’s just the rule for eating dessert, but hey). Either way, this shot will give your desktop the artsy touch it needs.

    By Alanis King Read More
  • Morgan's Insane Hot Rod April Fools' Joke Should Absolutely Be A Thing

    April Fools’ Jokes from car companies are, as a rule, bad and dumb; cheap, faux-cute attention grabs devoid of any real cleverness because they’ve been sanitized by the folks from Legal and Marketing. This is not the case at Morgan Motor Company, British purveyors of classic wood-framed go-fast machines, whose April 1 joke is something that should actually happen.

    By Patrick George Read More

Car Design (1)

  • Pioneering GM Design Legend Ed Welburn Retires After 44 Years 

    Ed Welburn, General Motors’ top designer who oversaw the automaker’s modern rebirth with cars like the Chevrolet Camaro and Cadillac CTS, is retiring after 44 years with the company. The good news? His replacement led the design of the drool-inducing sex-machine called the Buick Avenir Concept.

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Crashes and Safety (7)

Entertainment (9)

Ford (1)

  • The Ford Focus RS Is Way More Of A Driver's Car Than A Mustang

    We know you’re all thirsting for more Ford Focus RS content. So watch this drift-heavy review by Carfection, the team formerly known as XCar, and try not to drool on your keyboard. They even compare it to a Mustang GT, and believe it or not, the RS may just come out on top.

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Jalopnik Investigates (1)

  • Tesla Model X Windshield May Cause Drivers To Experience Double Vision (Update)

    Tesla claims that its Model X crossover has the largest windshield of any production car. It’s also been a developmental nightmare that was delayed again and again for issues with suppliers and engineering those damn Falcon doors. Now it may have a problem with light ghosting in the big fancy windshield causing drivers to experience a “double vision” effect.

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Motorcycles (21)

News (220)

Nice Price or No Dice (21)

Planelopnik (1)

Racing (69)

  • Talladega Xfinity NASCAR Race Ends In Chaotic Overtime 'Dega-Style Crash

    ‘Dega! It’s legendary for a reason, and much of that reason is the insanity of restrictor plate racing. Everyone’s as aggressive as possible to finish well at one of NASCAR’s most famous tracks, which often leads to chaos. Bonus: after a last-lap review, today’s winner wasn’t who everyone thought it would be.

    By Stef Schrader Read More
  • Chase Elliott Picks Up The 'Dude, You're Underage' Pole At Talladega

    If you ever want to feel as if you’ve wasted away your sad, underachieving life, take a look at Chase Elliott, the pole sitter for this weekend’s GEICO 500 at Talladega Superspeedway. The 20 year old gets to wave that underage flag high for winning pole on his first trip to Talladega in a Sprint Cup Series car.

    By Stef Schrader Read More
  • Here's How Robby Gordon Deals With Traffic

    On and off-road racing legend Robby Gordon drove his V8-powered four-seat buggy in this month’s Mexican 1000 Baja race. This clip shot by a local fan gives you an idea of why he was the first car across the finish line.

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  • Weekend Motorsports Roundup, April 30-May 1, 2016

    Welcome to the Jalopnik Weekend Motorsports Roundup, where we let you know what’s going on in the world of racing, where you can see it, and where you can talk about it all in one convenient place. Where else would you want to spend your weekend?

    By Alanis King Read More
  • Bernie Ecclestone Thinks Donald Trump Would Make A Great U.S. President

    We already knew that NASCAR had a Donald Trump problem, but now it looks as if Formula One does as well—or, at least, head honcho Bernie Ecclestone, whose views are questionable no matter the subject. Recently, Ecclestone shared with us all that he believes Trump would make a “fantastic” U.S. president.

    By Alanis King Read More
  • The First Autonomous Car Track Day Will Push Driverless Cars To Their Limits

    Joshua Schachter knows a thing or two about going fast. He’s an avid Spec Miata racer and part owner of the Aston Martin-slinging TRG racing team. But the Silicon Valley entrepreneur and investor’s latest venture isn’t about getting humans to go fast in cars—it’s about making cars go fast by themselves, and it’s open to anyone brave enough to try.

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  • Jari-Matti Latvala Rolls Out Of Rally Argentina Lead Like A Bowling Ball

    There’s an old Beavis and Butt-Head episode where the dynamic duo decides to try out a dryer’s spin cycle by climbing inside. That’s probably what it felt like inside the World Rally Championship Volkswagen of Jari-Matti Latvala and Miikka Anttila when they lost the Rally Argentina lead in a massive rollover.

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  • Weekend Motorsports Roundup, April 23-24, 2016

    Welcome to the Jalopnik Weekend Motorsports Roundup, where we let you know what’s going on in the world of racing, where you can see it, and where you can talk about it all in one convenient place. Where else would you want to spend your weekend?

    By Alanis King Read More
  • You Can Buy Hennessey's Personal Drag Strip For A Mere $2.7 Million

    Hennessey Performance Engineering is currently the only tuner in North America who owns their own test track—but that could change for the right buyer. Lonestar Motorsports Park, the IHRA-sanctioned quarter-mile drag strip next to Hennessey’s headquarters in Sealy, Texas, is up for sale.

    By Stef Schrader Read More
  • Cadillac Gives Up World Challenge Win To K-Pax Because Of Too Much Boost

    The lovely Cadillac ATS-V.R of Johnny O’Connell had a bit of a boost problem at Long Beach that put them out of Pirelli World Challenge’s allowed specification. A 10-second penalty was assessed after the race, reports Racer. This gave K-Pax McLaren 650S GT3 driver Alvaro Parente his first win in the series.

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  • Pagenaud Wins IndyCar Grand Prix Of Long Beach After Unpenalized Shortcut

    For the second year in a row, the Grand Prix of Long Beach weekend left a driver so angry over a race result that they refused to spray champagne on the podium. This year, it was Scott Dixon, who got royally screwed by IndyCar’s decision not to impose a real penalty for a shortcut made by race winner Simon Pagenaud.

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  • Kyle Busch Hit Fan With Car After Crashing Out Of NASCAR Race

    NASCAR Sprint Cup driver Kyle Busch did not have a good day at today’s Food City 500. He had not one, but three crashes on track at Bristol Motor Speedway, two of which were because of a right front tire going down. After the last one, he came into the pits for repairs and accidentally tapped a fan with his car. Oops.

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  • The 6 Hours Of Silverstone Was Unusually Brutal On Its Top Class

    Modern endurance races have gotten a bit of a reputation as “really long sprint races” due to the reliability of the cars and the skill of the drivers. Just kidding! Only one of each manufacturer LMP1-class prototype remained in contention for the win in the last hour of the 6 Hours of Silverstone.

    By Stef Schrader Read More
  • How 'Soft Walls' Save Lives And Cause Controversy At Race Tracks

    Racing has never been a truly safe endeavor, but people behind the sport have learned how to improve it over the years. And while there have been plenty of safety improvements within race cars, like multi-point seat belts and devices for neck protection, some of that focus needed to be outside of vehicles as well.

    By Alanis King Read More
  • Sebastian Vettel Just Won't Let This Minor Formula One Collision Go

    Ferrari Formula One driver Sebastian Vettel’s version of a post-race spat is somehow incredibly tame and hilariously immature all at the same wonderful time. After complaining about a first-lap incident all throughout the Chinese Grand Prix, both he and the target of his rage end up on the podium.

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  • Debris Mess Pops Daniel Ricciardo Right Out Of Chinese Grand Prix Lead

    Perhaps Formula One should have yellow-flagged the race immediately after that huge melee at the start of the race. Red Bull Racing driver Daniel Ricciardo was leading—something that hasn’t happened in a very long time in a Red Bull—early in the race until a popped tire handed the lead back to Nico Rosberg.

    By Stef Schrader Read More
  • Lewis Hamilton Is Having The Worst Luck At The Chinese Grand Prix

    Mercedes Formula One driver Lewis Hamilton’s bad luck continues at the Chinese Grand Prix weekend. Between a busted power unit, a near-miss in pit lane and a borked start, Hamilton’s having a crummy weekend. Didn’t anyone tip him off that 4 is an unlucky number there, and 44 even more so?

    By Stef Schrader Read More
  • What Was This Porsche Racer Thinking?

    Sometimes a racer tries a move that just makes you shake your head and go “nah.” Nah, man. Naaaaaah. Today, it happened in the last five minutes of the WeatherTech Sports Car Championship race at Long Beach. What on earth was this Porsche driver thinking?

    By Stef Schrader Read More
  • The Secret To The Mazda Prototype's New Speed Is Its Engine Swap For 2016

    The fancy Mazda Prototype used to be the diesel-powered weirdo of the series now known as the WeatherTech Sports Car Championship, but they had to drop the ability to raise VW owners’ eyebrows for a more conventional powerplant this year. What does the team think of the switch so far? It seems to be working!

    By Stef Schrader Read More
  • Pour One Out For The 40th And Final Toyota Pro/Celebrity Race

    NASCAR commentator and Top Gear USA host Rutledge Wood described the Toyota Pro/Celebrity Race as “the coolest thing I’ve ever done.” It’s something he watched as a kid, and he’ll be participating in this year’s event as a past winner and honorary “pro.” We’re just as sad as he is to see it go.

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  • Formula One Drivers Embrace Ecclestone's 'Windbags' Diss

    Earlier this month, Formula One troll-king Bernie Ecclestone referred to the drivers as “windbags” in the assorted bile he spewed about their desire to move away from the unpopular elimination qualifying format. A tweet from Mercedes F1 driver Nico Rosberg seems to indicate that they’ve embraced their new title.

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  • A Snow Delay In Endurance Racing Is Completely Surreal

    Practice for the World Endurance Championship season opener, the 6 Hours of Silverstone, was halted for an unusual reason in April: snow! Of course, every image coming out of the snow delay is wonderful in a particularly surreal way. Behold: Britain’s winter wonderland.

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  • Weekend Motorsports Roundup, April 16-17, 2016

    Welcome to the Jalopnik Weekend Motorsports Roundup, where we let you know what’s going on in the world of racing, where you can see it, and where you can talk about it all in one convenient place. Where else would you want to spend your weekend?

    By Alanis King Read More
  • Charlie Kimball's IndyCar Brakes Are Figuratively Toast

    Today’s IndyCar practice was interrupted by a particularly stubborn brake fire out of Charlie Kimball’s car. Between this and the Fiery On Road Dead incident from IMSA practice, maybe California needs to periodically assess car-b-que risk like they do for wildfires. Threat level: at least moderate.

    By Stef Schrader Read More
  • Track Day Bro Has The Best Reaction Ever To A Wheel Failure

    When you track your car, you know that stuff will break. Parts fail, structural components snap, and things succumb to the extra stresses of being run at the limit. So, you might as well appreciate how hilariously awesome your own wheel looks as it skips through the grass.

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  • Drag Racing Champ Ronnie Davis Dies After Corvette Flips And Crashes

    Five-time International Hot Rod Association world champion and reigning Professional Drag Racing Association champion Ronnie Davis died of injuries sustained in an airborne qualifying accident Saturday at Rockingham Dragway, per a PDRA statement. Davis was qualifying for the Top Sportsman class in the PDRA Spring Nationals.

    By Stef Schrader Read More
  • Everyone's Least Favorite F1 Qualifying System Is Dead At Last

    Phew. Formula One’s elimination qualifying format is officially dead after two unsuccessful attempts to make it work. The FIA formally approved the reversal to the 2015 qualifying format, reports the BBC. That was the last hurdle the reversal had to clear to go into action before the Chinese Grand Prix.

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  • Fascinating Little Details From Around A NASCAR Paddock

    If you’ve never seen a car set up for a banked oval up close before, it’s fascinating to see just how much of the car is set up to help it turn in one direction. Here’s a few interesting little details from NASCAR’s weekend at Texas Motor Speedway.

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  • Use Our Generic Kyle Busch Post-Race Statement For Future NASCAR Wins

    Kyle Busch wins so often in NASCAR that it’s almost a non-story that he won tonight’s late-running, rain-delayed Duck Commander 500. Like many professional drivers, there’s a clear pattern in Busch’s post-race commentary. So, we’ve done him a solid and come up with this handy template for future use.

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  • Let's Break Down What 'Cheap' Off-Road Racing Really Costs

    Side-by-side (SxS) vehicles have surged in popularity on off-road race circuits because of their affordability and accessibility. Rigs like the Polaris RZR are a great value for dollar when you want to get into desert racing, but UTVUnderground does a solid job breaking the whole proposition down here.

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  • Minitruck Racing Is Everything That's Been Missing From Your Life

    Small pickups have all but gone the way of the dodo given that today’s “small” truck is still larger than many apartments in NYC. There’s quite a few of us who miss the minitruckin’ craze, even today. If you’re obsessed with that Facebook page dedicated to retro minitrucks, this old racing footage will blow your mind.

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  • Weekend Motorsports Roundup, April 9-10, 2016

    Welcome to the Jalopnik Weekend Motorsports Roundup, where we let you know what’s going on in the world of racing, where you can see it, and where you can talk about it all in one convenient place. Where else would you want to spend your weekend?

    By Alanis King Read More
  • Dale Earnhardt Jr. Is Now Making Weird Sandwiches For A Good Cause

    The Dale Jr. Special of bananas and mayonnaise on white bread has taken on a life of its own. We had a chuckle at the weird combo, and some of us even tried it. The consensus seemed to be “not bad.” (Personally, I think it may just need pork roll.) So, now Junior’s harnessing the power of Thee Sandwich for charity.

    By Stef Schrader Read More
  • What Happens When Two NASCAR Drivers Run The Exact Same Qualifying Time?

    NASCAR’s timing system only goes to three decimal places, so it’s very possible for two drivers to run the exact same qualifying speeds and times. Today, this happened to second and third place qualifiers Joey Logano and Martin Truex Jr. So why does Logano get to start from the front row if they both tied?

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  • The Worst Sport To Watch In The World

    I met him on a short hill overlooking the road, some macho Welsh local covered in rain and dirt, pulling a beer from his poncho and waiting for the next car to wail past. I asked him why he had trekked into the woods, soaked through his boots, standing for hours on the side of a road, just to get sprayed with rocks from screaming, 300 horsepower hatchbacks.

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  • Watch Fernando Alonso Put TV Commentator Johnny Herbert In His Place

    Former F1 driver and Sky Sports commentator Johnny Herbert has been quite vocal lately about McLaren’s driver lineup, suggesting that driver Fernando Alonso may want to consider retirement. So, Alonso butted into one of Herbert’s broadcasts from the Bahrain Grand Prix paddock and shut him down.

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  • Formula One's Dumpster Fire Qualifying Drama Is Finally Over

    Formula One’s having quite a fun year so far full of wild mid-field battles and more cars that are competitive with each other, but you’d never know it because all anyone can talk about is how much the new qualifying system sucks. It’s about to get fixed.

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  • Watch This Fan Totally Freak Out About Meeting Kyle Busch

    I’m pretty sure this is the NASCAR version of Excited Astronomer or Double Rainbow Guy, but it’s proof that despite all the fame, most NASCAR drivers are pretty good people. Watch reigning Sprint Cup champion Kyle Busch totally make a random fan’s day, and bask in all the joy emanating from your screen.

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  • Can we just talk about how amazing the Haas Formula One team has done in their first season for a moment? Romain Grosjean just took one of their cars—in their second race ever as a team—to fifth place. Somewhere, a bald eagle is shedding a single tear of joy right now for how awesome America’s F1 team is doing.

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  • Crash-Marred NASCAR Race At Martinsville Somehow Ends Without A Crash

    It seemed as if more wrecks than actual racing occurred in Saturday’s NASCAR Camping World Truck Series race at Martinsville Speedway, culminating in two red flags during the final 15 laps. But the red-flag wait time must have brought everyone to their senses, and the field survived “overtime” without a scratch.

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  • Hated F1 Elimination Qualifying System Produces Predictable Dumpster Fire

    Today saw the widely unloved Formula One elimination qualifying system given a second chance at the Bahrain Grand Prix. However, the moderate dumpster fire that raged heading into the weekend intensified to a full roar, and no one seems to have the number for Bahrain International Circuit’s fire department.

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  • Weekend Motorsports Roundup, April 2-3, 2016

    Welcome to the Jalopnik Weekend Motorsports Roundup, where we let you know what’s going on in the world of racing, where you can see it, and where you can talk about it all in one convenient place. Where else would you want to spend your weekend?

    By Alanis King Read More
  • Inside The Lamborghini Huracán GT3 Is The Nicest Place To Be

    GoPro’s latest miracle of the NoseCam brings us a lap around Sebring thanks to a camera stuffed inside Change Racing driver Corey Lewis’ helmet. I have to admit: this looks like a genuinely nice place to sit. The cabin is neatly organized, and the audio is beyond fantastic. Sit back and enjoy a lap of Lambo bliss.

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  • Who Do You Root For When No One's Driving An Autonomous Race Car?

    Roborace, the new autonomous racing series that will run alongside Formula E, will surely be a masterful technical exercise that showcases the bleeding edge of modern artificial intelligence technology. Will it be any fun to watch? Given that most of what I love about racing involves a human element, I’m not sold yet.

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  • This Is The Jaguar F-Type That Might Have Been

    Eleven years before the Jaguar F-Type you all know and love today, there was another F-Type. It was smaller and lighter, aimed at the Porsche Boxster instead of the 911. But by 2002, it was dead thanks to Jaguar’s pointless Formula One efforts and Ford counting those beans, no doubt.

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  • Brabus Mods The 2017 Smart ForTwo Into A 107 HP Screaming Pocket Monster

    There’s something I genuinely love about the Brabus-ified Smart ForTwos. The very idea of a tuning company squeezing the most performance they can out of a tiny city car encapsulates the grand ridiculousness that is exactly what I love about cars. This latest microbeast looks pretty great, too, and is a solid 1/11th as potent as a Bugatti Veyron.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • 2017 Porsche 718 Cayman: This Is It

    So at first glance, this doesn’t look that different from the last Porsche Cayman. But the new 718 Cayman—like 911 Carrera, get it?—has some pretty substantial updates, just like its ragtop sister the 718 Boxster. Here’s the lowdown.

    By Patrick George Read More
  • This Is The Tesla Model 3's Biggest Design Fail

    For all of you posting that picture of Keanu Reaves without a mouth to mock the Tesla Model 3's grille-less face, you’re picking the wrong part of the car to mock. The Model 3 has one huge design flaw, and it’s on the other side of the car.

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  • How The 'Impossible' Space Drive Engine May Work

    A while back, I wrote about a very exciting if baffling new space propulsion system: the EmDrive. It’s a space propulsion system that doesn’t appear to use any propellant, maybe violates the known laws of physics, but somehow seems—according to a number of tests—to actually work. Physicist M.E. McCulloch released a possible explanation, but it just brings up more questions.

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Technology (10)

  • Autonomous Cars Have Their Own Massive Lobbying Effort Now

    Ford, Volvo, Google, Lyft and Uber are joining forces to push the U.S. government to pen regulation that supports autonomous vehicle development and deployment, according to a Reuters report. That’s good news for people yearning to be driven around by robots, because these are some seriously rich and powerful companies.

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  • Florida Figured Out How To Hoverboard While Sitting

    A North Miami outfit has created a remarkably low-tech “modification” for a self-balancing electric scooter (AKA “hoverboard”) that allows it to be operated from a beach chair. It can even tow all your other giant goofy toys.

    By Andrew P. Collins Read More
  • Watch This Autonomous Ford Drive In Total Darkness

    While other autonomous cars continue to grapple with things like trying to figure out where lanes are on poorly painted roads, Ford’s self-driving project managed to develop a vehicle that doesn’t even need to see ahead. Ford didn’t let it, either—they shut off the headlights and let the car loose in total darkness.

    By Alanis King Read More
  • I'm Talking To A Roomful Of Automotive Engineers Today

    If you’re an automotive engineer, or just someone good at sneaking into convention centers, I’d like to cordially invite you to hear me blather on in front of a huge projection of slides! I’m talking today at the Society of Automotive Engineers’ World Congress at the Cobo Center in Detroit. Come and heckle me!

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • Luxury Resort Or Automotive Factory?

    Prospective automaker Faraday Future has officially broken ground on its billion dollar Nevada factory today, revealing an updated design for the manufacturing facility that closely resembles a luxury resort with a giant “FF” logo on top.

    By Justin T. Westbrook Read More
  • Why Japan Needs Smarter Maps For Self-Driving Cars

    The Japanese government is joining forces with Toyota and Nissan, as well as local map-making companies, in order to include driving information from the manufacturers to help create standardised intelligent maps, reported the Nikkei Daily newspaper.

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Wrenching (30)

  • How To Buy The Best First Car For An Enthusiast

    Aside from a privileged few, most drivers end up in some kind of cheap economy car or a hand-me-down for their first ride. It’s probably better that way. But if someone’s a budding car enthusiast, they have a lot of excellent choices these days.

    By Patrick George Read More
  • The Rotary Engine Sucks

    Every time a new Mazda model is announced, a certain number of unwashed yokels always seem to mention that the car would be hella better if only they used the Wankel rotary. News flash: the rotary is a garbage engine.

    By Freddy "Tavarish" Hernandez Read More
  • These Are Your Best Wrenching Tips And Tricks

    Last week, I asked you to tell me some of the coolest tips and tricks you’ve learned over your years of wrenching. Hundreds of readers contributed tons of great “wrenching hacks,” but here are some of my favorites.

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  • Here's How To Replace A Clutch Master Cylinder

    A while ago, Jalopnik readers advised me to thin my herd of junkers. When I didn’t heed that advice, it bit me in the ass, leaving me stranded. Now I’m finally doing it: I’m selling two of my cars. But first, I have to do a couple of quick fixes. Here’s how I did the clutch master cylinder on the world’s most unreliable Honda.

    By David Tracy Read More
  • Here's How To Turn A Boring-Ass Mazda Miata Into A Supercar Killer

    The term “fast car” is extremely subjective. While it can mean anything that chirps second gear to anyone with VTEC stickers on their fenders, it usually means face-melting acceleration and neck-snapping G-forces on unassuming off ramps. Simply put, a fast car is whatever can kick your ass without a second thought. Here’s how to make a fun-spec Miata into a bona fide ass-kicking machine.

    By Freddy "Tavarish" Hernandez Read More
  • This Used To Be The Fastest Car In The World, But Is It Worth Saving Now?

    Some of the best gifts in life don’t look like gifts at first. You may have some that keep you up at night, some that eviscerate your bank account, and others that may give you tetanus. This cheap Jaguar XK120 is a fair helping of all three, but if you could manage to get it done, all the coffee in the world wouldn’t be able to bring you off the resulting high. Here’s why.

    By Freddy "Tavarish" Hernandez Read More
  • Here Are Some Easy Jobs To Get You Started With Working On Cars

    If you’d like to learn to fix cars, you probably don’t want to start out by rebuilding an engine or replacing a clutch in a transmission, much like you wouldn’t start elementary school math learning Laplace Transforms. Better to start off with something a little less intimidating.

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  • Here's What Comes In A $400,000 McLaren Supercar's Medical Bag

    By the time you’ve finished reading this sentence, a McLaren 675LT could have accelerated from a stop to almost 100 mph. That kind of performance doesn’t leave much room for pilot error, but don’t worry, the car’s got a comprehensive rescue kit if you shatter its carbon fiber body and get a boo-boo.

    By Andrew P. Collins Read More
  • Ever Wonder What A Junkyard Looks Like On Fire?

    Some 15 cars were consumed by a conflagration in a junkyard north of Los Angeles over the weekend. CBS LA says it took more than 100 firefighters two hours to knock down. The sight was something spectacularly terrifying to behold.

    By Andrew P. Collins Read More
  • Why Buy A Honda Civic When The Best Lancer Evolution Ever Made Costs Way Less?

    When most people cross-shop cars, they think of practicality first, and that’s clearly wrong. The one thing car enthusiasts have known for decades—the one notion that could save normies from a hum-drum existence—is that you buy for experience value per dollar. With that in mind, I present this Lancer Evolution MR, the irresistible performing fly in your automotive practicality ointment.

    By Freddy "Tavarish" Hernandez Read More
  • Cheap Cool Cars That Are About To Get Valuable

    Last month Freddy “Tavarish” Hernandez and I joined Adam Carolla and Matt D’Andria on the CarCast podcast to talk about the future of car news on the internet, when to trust your mechanic, and what cheap cars will get expensive soon.

    By Andrew P. Collins Read More
  • What's The Most Beautiful Car You Can Buy?

    Looks aren’t everything when it comes to cars. Around here we believe the Subaru WRX is the best all-around enthusiast car, especially if you have a family, but the ‘Rex has never been much in the design department. Some people demand more beauty in their cars.

    By Patrick George Read More
  • This Online Service Made Selling My Car Easier Than Ordering Takeout

    You’ve all been there. It’s time for a new car, but your job and personal life and just don’t really give you the time to sell your old one. It’s a lot of work! Getting it cleaned and detailed. Fixing any minor things it needs before it will sell. Taking photos that might catch someone’s eye, and figuring out how to price it. Shift, a new company based on the West Coast, is attempting to change all that.

    By Sean MacDonald Read More
  • Here Are Five Dirt Cheap Used Cars That Cost More Than $100,000 New

    If you’re like any other semi-narcissistic person out there, you probably enjoy owning something desirable and expensive, if only for the virtue of its exclusivity. And if you’re a cheap-ass like me, you’ll enjoy that feeling even more if you don’t go broke chasing it. Thankfully, here are five automotive examples of six figure masterpieces made affordable through the wonders of capitalism. Get your countin’ hand ready.

    By Freddy "Tavarish" Hernandez Read More
  • What Car Have You Really Wanted To Save But Couldn't?

    If you’re a car enthusiast, you’ve likely experienced the sad scenario of the old relic stashed away in a corner, collecting dust. When you ask the owner to buy it, he says “Not for sale!” with enough vigor that you know that he’ll die before he turns a wrench on the poor car. What cars have you tried to revive but couldn’t?

    By Freddy "Tavarish" Hernandez Read More