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  • Audi Amazingly Built A New Le Mans Car Overnight

    The Audi Le Mans team had a terrifying moment yesterday after their No. 1 R-18 e-tron quattro car was obliterated after it slammed into a wall during practice. Thankfully, and in what can be seen as a testament to the safety of modern race cars, driver Loic Duval was unharmed.

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Beyond Cars (32)

  • Go Canyon Flying In An F-15E Strike Eagle!

    Low-level cockpit videos shot from inside F-15E Strike Eagles are surprisingly rare considering that the "Mud Hen" was designed to fly low-level interdiction missions, but the two featured below are quite exhilarating.

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  • IMI's Combat Guard May Be The Most Extreme Armored 4X4 Ever Built

    Israeli Military Industries might have created the most extreme wheeled armored vehicle ever with their unveiling of the Combat Guard. This baby packs 54-inch tires, close to three feet of ground clearance, weighs eight tons and can go just about anywhere. Think rock crawler meets Stryker meets Lamborghini LM002 in Halo.

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  • These Are The Wild Radar Ships That Make Missile Defense Possible

    America's complex and costly ballistic missile defense programs regularly make the news, and although land based interceptor launch sites or AEGIS equipped Navy ships get the spotlight, few know of the small fleet of highly specialized sensor ships that have made this controversial technology possible.

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  • This Throwback F-14 Demo Video Will Bring Tomcat Lovers To Tears

    This is one awesome air show video showcasing what the F-14D could do performance-wise. Not all Tomcat demos were created equal, and this one was very aggressive with even a nice flare release towards the end. The final Tomcat demonstration was flown on September 18th, 2005. A year later the F-14 would be removed from flight duties everywhere in the world aside from Iran.

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  • There's A Magical Place Where A-4 Skyhawks Still Fly Off Carriers?

    The A-4 Skyhawk, also lovingly known as the "Scooter," was one cost effective little carrier capable jet that was first known for its ability to haul tons of bombs, and later for its nimbleness in a dogfight. These traits are precisely why Brazil procured it so late in life for its only aircraft carrier.

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  • 30 Totally Stunning Photos Taken Around Andersen AFB, Guam

    Andersen AFB is located on the island of Guam, about two thirds of the way between Hawaii and Taiwan. Given its location, Andersen is one of America's most strategic outposts, and with it sprawling size it acts like gigantic aircraft carrier and sea base from which the USA can project immense power.

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  • Pierre Sprey's Anti-F-35 Diatribe Is Half Brilliant And Half Bullshit

    A video is making its way around the net right now that featuring an interview with F-16 co-designer and king of the 1970's era "Fighter Mafia," Pierre Sprey. In it he slams the F-35 in almost every way possible. Sadly, about half of what he says is totally relevant, the other half is totally bullshit.

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  • The Joint Threat Emitter Can Be Any SAM Site You Want It To Be

    America's air arms are increasingly under the threat of a wide array of surface-to-air missile systems, search radars and electro-optical tracking devices, yet it would take an air armada to move all these separate systems to training locations around the globe. The Joint Threat Emitter takes care of this problem.

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  • Can We Learn Something From The Defunct A-7F "Strikefighter?"

    The A-7 Corsair II, known also as the SLUF, as in "Short Little Ugly Fucker," was a conservative balance of economy, persistence, payload, and technology, and its final design evolution, the A-7F, could have been the right fighter for the wars to come in the new millennium.

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  • Watch Iraqi Mi-35 Hind Attack Choppers Take The Fight To The ISIS

    This video depicts Iraqi Mi-35M "Hind-E" advanced helicopter gunships, of which the Iraqi armed forces only have a handful in inventory, taking the fight to the ISIS in Northern Iraq. A much larger analysis on the events currently unfolding in Iraq will be posted soon. In the meantime, check out this amazing footage shot by another Iraqi aircraft, possibly another Hind-E or one of their militarized Cessna Caravans, of what Iraq is doing to stop the ISIS's push toward Baghdad.

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  • Intense Air-To-Air Intercepts Off The Coast Of US, Russia & China

    It is really amazing how much tensions have increased among major powers over the last year, and this reality has manifested itself in newsmaking air-to-air intercepts now occurring regularly around the globe. Just last week, three major intercepts made national news, all of which were unique in their own right.

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  • The Right Fighter For Canada Is The Super Hornet, Not The F-35

    Canada's process for selecting a future fighter to replace its CF-18 Hornets has been a rocky one, with the F-35 option doing what it seems to do best: Making lots of controversy. All the while the most logical option, Boeing's Super Hornet Advanced is waiting in the wings.

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  • Watch This EA-6B Prowler Pilot's View Of A Catapult Launch

    The EA-6B Prowler, the last of the true Grumman Navy iron, is currently on its last cruise in the Persian Gulf. She has been almost entirely replaced by the way more modern E/A-18G Growler, although the USMC will continue to fly a couple dozen of these "flying frying pans" until the end of the decade.

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  • Watch These Giant Navy LCAC Hovercraft Conduct Night Ops

    The Navy's Landing Craft Air Cushion (LCAC) is one hell of a heavy hauling monster. Yet their large size that makes them so effective leaves their operators little margin for error when operating from the well-decks of the Navy's amphibious assault ships, especially at night.

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  • Ukrainian Mi-24 Hind Shot Down, Towed Away By Truck

    I have recently reported on the proliferation of shoulder-fired SAMs among separatist forces in Ukraine, but I have yet to hear of any hard figures as to how many Ukrainian aircraft have been lost as a result, although I think the number is probably well into double digit territory.

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  • Everything We Know About The Terrorist Attack On Karachi Airport

    Details remain fairly scant at this point, but it appears that Jinnah International Airport in Karachi, Pakistan has come under terrorist attack by gunmen strapped with explosives. The sky is bright red over NE Karachi and explosions continue to rock the airport's apron area.

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  • The Gargantuan XC-99 Was Almost The Post-WWII Airbus A380

    Everyone loves big planes. The bigger they are the more interesting they become. Famed mammoths like Howard Hughes' HK-1 "Hercules," otherwise known as the "Spruce Goose," and Antonov's gigantic An-225 "Dream" conjure up feelings that man has somehow cheated physics by creating such flying hulks.

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  • Shoulder Fired SAM Threat Exploding Over Battlefield Ukraine

    Man Portable Air Defense Systems (MANPADS), otherwise known as shoulder fired heat-seeking surface-to-air missiles, have become prevalent among pro-Russian forces fighting in Ukraine, and their results have been grimly realized over the last few weeks of fighting.

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  • 27 Photos You Need To See On The 70th Anniversary Of D-Day

    It was 70 years ago today that 156,000 Allied forces began their assault on France's Normandy coast. While the battle for Europe would last for months, D-Day marked the daring and brutal amphibious assault. Today we remember it with these stirring photos.

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  • How America Built A 'Factory In The Sky' To Defeat The Nazis On D-Day

    When WWII started aviation experts were convinced no one could mass-produce the big, destructive B-24 Liberator bomber. A month before D-Day, a Ford factory was on the verge of producing one an hour. In this chapter from his new book, A.J. Baime explains why it was pivotal to defeating the Axis powers on this day 70 years ago. - Ed.

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  • Arthur C Clarke Warned Us About The F-35 And Its Damning Costs

    The fantastic and haunting short story "Superiority," written by the science fiction visionary Arthur C. Clarke in 1951, warns us about the opportunity cost of getting into a cycle of developing ever more complex and costly weaponry while sacrificing more numerous and proven systems in the process. It is an essay on numerical advantage, over-optimistic design goals, wanting to believe manufacturer excuses and the internal threat posed relying solely on exceedingly complex systems.

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  • The U.S. Air Force's New AC-130 Gunships Are Really Bomb Trucks

    The AC-130 flying gunship fleet is one of the most fabled and feared assets in the entire USAF inventory. Known for its ability to unleash a broadside of cannon fire in the dead of night, the newest of the AC-130 lot is more about smart bombs than raining lead and howitzer shells down on the enemy.

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  • What You Learn Driving The BMW M3 And M4 At A Great Race Track

    The 2015 BMW M3 and M4 have a new, turbocharged inline six that's more powerful and torquey than the high-revving V8 of the previous M3. But that's not the whole story. They're also lighter, tighter and just as much fun. Here are a few things I learned from driving the two Mers at a spectacular American race course.

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  • What's The Best Car For A New Dad?

    Seeing as how today is Father's Day, I figured it's time for something all dads love – practical advice. So far we have determined a Lotus, a Nissan, a Fiat, a Bentley, a Wienermobile, a Ford, a Ford, a Porsche, and a Volkswagen will all Baby to some degree. But is there one car you'd recommend above all others?

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Culture (65)

  • Why It's Okay To Love The Dodge Nitro

    Our friends at Regular Car Reviews have never reviewed a car more simply "there" than the Dodge Nitro. It's a car that could have only existed in it's time, and could have only been created without Lee Iacocca at the helm of Chrysler.

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  • Here's Why Jay Kay Got A Kermit Green LaFerrari

    Last time I checked, Jay Kay had a collection of about forty cars or so. As it turns out, Jamiroquai's main man has over a hundred in his garage by now, and the latest is a LaFerrari wearing the green of the Italian flag. Or Kermit the Frog, depending on how you think.

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  • An Interview With One Of The Biggest 'Dragons Fucking Cars' Artists

    Compared to most mainstream special-interest sites, I suspect that Jalopnik readers are far more familiar with the Dragons Fucking Cars meme/movement than most. Even so, this is one of those things that you can never know too much about, which is why I was so pleased to see this interview with one of the movement's leaders.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • The Earth-Shaking Revelation Of The Forgotten Beetle Taillights

    First, a warning. This article is going to be so geeky, so niche, so insanely VW Beetle-geek focused that those of you not crazily interested in Beetle minutia should probably just close the window now. Really. For those who can hang, get a drop cloth, because minds will be blown, Beetle-taillight-wise.

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  • My Drag Racing Redemption And How To Lose A Race By Being Faster

    Some of you may recall my attempts to public verify my idiocy by almost wrecking a dragster. Incredibly, drag racing legend Frank Hawley managed to forgive me, and gave me another shot in one of his dragsters. I didn't destroy it, but I did lose a race. By being faster. I'll explain.

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  • Adorable Old Couple Roll Honda, Take Best Picture In Car Wreck History

    Bel Air, a money-saturated part of the west side of LA, is usually known for lovely, high-maintenance trophy wives driving lovely, high-maintenance cars. What's less common are octogenarian couples flipping Hondas and then posing with them like freaking rock stars, but that's what we have here today.

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  • The Ariel Ace Is Basically The Adult Lego Set Of Your Motorcycle Dreams

    "That's not the motorcycle I want," you think, about the new Ariel Ace. "That's rubbish, it's got the wrong forks and the wrong seats, and the wrong handlebars, and the wrong wheels. It's wrong, wrong, wrong." Well, good news, because Ariel has another bike for you. And it's also called the Ariel Ace.

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  • What's The Worst Car Factory In History?

    Considering how much we talk about cars, we don't spend a lot of time talking about how cars are made. Maybe we should. A car is really only as good as the factory it came from and the workers who built it.

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  • Behold The Amazing Pyramid Car

    Growing up in the '70s, I remember hearing a lot about the idea of "pyramid power" — the incredible ability of pyramids to do things like sharpen razor blades, trigger sexual urges, and preserve food. It was, of course, horseshit. But, like anything, it's even better in car form. Like this home-built pyramid car in Illinois.

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  • This Prototype Motorcycle Represented A Gloriously Backwards Future

    Back in the 1930s, design was totally unrestricted. You want a streamlined motorcycle? No problem. You want the engine mounted in the front wheel? No problem. You want spiral exhausts? No problem. You want all that in one package? With the Killinger und Freund Motorrad, it was no problem at all.

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  • Pedal-Pumping Should Probably Be The Official Jalopnik Sex Fetish

    Human sexuality is a weird, weird thing. This isn't news, of course. We wrote about this particular fetish — Pedal Pumping — a long time ago, and what really is striking about it is that it seems almost tailor-made for our particular Jalop community: old, strange cars, pretty girls — why aren't we all wasting hours watching these?

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  • What's That Car Word Mean? 'Brougham' Edition

    If you’re not a gearhead, listening to car people talk can be really puzzling. You could easily eavesdrop on a couple of gearheads and hear them talking about how they’re going to drop the Celebrity’s tranny so they can pull the head off the Iron Duke*. And none of that statement is illegal.

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  • Anti-Tesla Car Dealers Made A Bullshit Animation To Scareducate You

    The National Automobile Dealers Association is feeling threatened, thanks mostly to the work Tesla has done to set up company-owned stores to sell their cars. That's bad news for independent car dealers, who are now feeling like a cornered animal. Like cornered animals, they're attacking with the tools nature gave them: animation.

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  • I Had The Slowest Car At The Ultimate Street Car Competition

    You know the expression “taking a knife to a gunfight?” This was beyond that. Entering my 1973 VW Beetle in the Optima Ultimate Street Car Competition at Fontana Speedway was more like taking a corn dog to a gunfight. Many cars there had about 10x the horsepower of mine. I didn’t have a chance. And I loved it.

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  • Fiat's New Ad Campaign Is Horrible, Again

    The Fiat 500 is stylish, fun to drive, great on gas and hilariously easy to park. It's one of the best small cars currently on the market. So why is Fiat continually so bad at advertising it to U.S. audiences?

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  • Guess What? Cheap Cars Don't Hurt Luxury Brands

    I still remember when the original Mercedes A-Class came out and changed the world as we know it. The year was 1997 – and while I may have been just nine years old, I consumed automotive media back then at approximately the same rate as I consumed fruit roll-ups.

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  • 20 Years After The O.J. Simpson Chase And The Ford Bronco Is In Hiding

    It was 20 years ago today that we all stopped what we were doing to watch a white Ford Bronco drive, slowly, around Los Angeles. Out of context it seems absurd, but O.J. Simpson's televised escape, and the subsequent trial, changed how we watch the world. And yet, the most important piece of the chase is gone. Where is that Bronco?

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  • The Ten Greatest Road Trips Of All Time

    The greatest road trip is the one you dream about taking. But that's kind of hard to explain, so here are ten extraordinary journeys that did actually get past the 'haphazard planning in a bar' stage.

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  • Your Ridiculously Awesome McLaren 12C Wallpaper Is Here

    The McLaren 12C has love-it-or-hate-it looks. Not that it's particularly ugly, it's actually a rather handsome car. Some people just compare it to contemporaries like the Ferrari 458, instead of comparing it to, say, a Toyota Camry. But if you compare it to nothing else, it looks pretty good.

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  • This Old Saab Motorhome Looks Like A Kitty Loaf

    If there's an RV more deserving of hugs than this Saab 92H, I haven't met it. This adorable two-stroke Swedish meatball was built in 1963 by Torsten Johansson using the mechanicals of a Saab 92. The Saab 92, you may recall, made all of 28 HP from its two-stroke twin. That's meager for a car, glacial for a rolling house.

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  • There's So Much Fascinating Stuff In This Old Zündapp Janus Ad

    The Zündapp Janus is a fascinating car. It's essentially a pair of Isettas joined back-to-back. This general concept had been explored before, but I think only Zündapp was ballsy/crazy enough to actually build one. And this old commercial for the Janus is full of equally crazy stuff.

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  • That Time Captain America Fought A Volkswagen Beetle

    You know, when you're a specially engineered super-soldier, you have to expect a certain amount of hassle. Like supervillian attacks, secret evil organizations plotting against you, that kind of thing. You probably shouldn't have to worry about a Beetle trying to run you over in your apartment. But Captain America did.

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  • Why The Dodge Charger Cop Car Is So Great For Speeders

    I think it's safe to say that we all owe our police officers a huge debt of gratitude. They keep our children safe. They keep our streets secure. They deal with coked-out acid trippers who believe that electronic garage door openers are magic. And now, there's another reason to appreciate our fearless police officers: they've made it incredibly easy to avoid a speeding ticket.

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  • 2014 Lotus Evora S: Will It Baby?

    Writing about the Lotus Evora is one of those things that reveals how inadequate the written word is. I wish I could just mind-beam you the feeling of driving the Lotus. Or, even better, the feeling you get as a Home Depot parking lot watches you remove your squirmy, giggling toddler from this tiny car.

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  • Here's Why You Should Watch The Smoking Tire's Movie

    Occasionally, I get e-mails from readers with column ideas. A few of the more memorable suggestions include taking my Nissan Cube to a dirt track rally, doing a monster-truck style stadium jump in my SUV, and setting my face on fire so no one has to look at it again.

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  • The Ten Weirdest Le Mans Cars Ever

    Le Mans is one of the toughest races in the world, with very high speeds held over a destructively long time. It’s been brutal enough to force teams to try some, uh, rather unique designs to conquer the course.

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  • The Guyson E12 Is A Wrecked Jag Wearing A Costume

    The Jaguar E-Type is considered by many to be one of the loveliest cars of all time. That sort of beauty makes people reluctant to modify them. A wrecked one, though, is a totally different story. Maybe that's why when hill-climb racer Jim Thomson wrecked his in 1972, he felt free to go nice and bonkers with it.

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  • Use This Amazing Trick To Tell Where A Photo Was Taken!

    Sorry for that click-baity headline, it was too goofy to resist. But this genuinely is a little trick to tell, strangely rapidly, where a photo was taken! Well, only if that "where" is South Africa (from, oh, the 50s to the 90s) and if that photo has cars in it. Still! There's got to be someone out there for whom this is useful.

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  • Some Wonderful Loons Are Sending A Model Of My Bug All Over The Place

    There's a lot of reasons why I've never had a job as great as this one. Companies give me cars to drive, people let me drive their old cars, I get to draw goofy pictures, on and on. But I think the most unexpected and remarkable part is the amazing community here. The one that's now sending a model of my car all over the place.

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  • Your Ridiculously Awesome 1967 Ford Mustang Wallpaper Is Here

    The first generation of Ford Mustang is very, very difficult to mess up. Even with subtle additions, it provides a bountiful blank canvas for personal expression. This 1967 example has just the right amount of extra something, putting it into properly gorgeous territory.

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  • Let's Make Things Into Cars, Why Not?

    Look, it's Friday night. We're all pretty much done with rational thought, right? Yeah, fuck it! So let's do something silly and fun. I've got here a few little pictures of very basic car parts, and I thought it'd be fun to stick them on pictures to make non-car things into cars. What could it hurt?

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  • The 8-Series Was One Of BMW's Best Failed Experiments

    What does it really mean to be a “luxury flagship,” anyway? For BMW in 1989, it meant this: 12 cylinders, two doors, 300 horsepower, a 4,000 pound curb weight, and an aggressive wedge design. This is the 8-Series, and it is one BMW’s best failed experiments.

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  • The Ten Worst Automotive Misnomers

    A misleading article, pure nonsense from some marketing department, or a factoid your dad got wrong back in the day — the next thing you know you're surrounded by automotive misnomers.

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  • Designer Makes Car Concept By Tapping Into My Brain

    Well, I can't prove Eduardo Galvani used a secret mind-reading ray to tap into my desire-glands and figure out the sort of odd, van-like, cab-over vehicle I dream about, but it sure feels like it. His Nimbus concept is fantastic, I think, even if it is just a bunch of renderings with no chance in hell of being made.

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  • Sorry, Automakers: You'll Never Beat The Porsche 911

    From Doug DeMuro: So I'm walking around cars and coffee the other day, minding my own business, taking in all the sights, checking out a row of Nissan 370Zs that look identical to one another except for the color and placement of their Stance Nation window decals, and that's when I see it: the Jaguar F-Type Coupe.

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  • In Defense Of Publishing (And Reading) Car Rumors

    There was a lot of hemming and hawing over the 2015 Ford Mustang's weight and the "rumor" that it might be fatter, or maybe not. People seem to think this shows the weakness of printing rumors. Those people are very wrong. It shows the importance of doing so.

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  • America's Most Prolific Car Collector Is Selling His Entire Collection

    The Barrett-Jackson Auction in Scottsdale, Arizona is one of the biggest auto sales events of the entire year. For the last decade, it's been about what one man, Ron Pratte, would buy. But in 2015 he's selling every single car he owns at that auction, including a GM Futurliner. And he hasn't given a reason.

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Nice Price or No Dice (20)

  • Is $4,500 Too Much For This Vinyl-Topped Datsun 260Z?

    When it comes to S30s, the 260 is sort of the anti-goldilocks as in many ways it's considered 'just wrong.' Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe '74 has a vinyl roof, which we know can make up for a myriad of sins, but does it also have a price that's bearable?

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  • Would You Drop $4,500 For A 4-Door Bronco?

    In the 1990s, Ford never made a 4-door Bronco, which left the door open for the aftermarket to fill that need. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe diesel Centurion is just such a beast, but will its price close the door on the deal?

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  • Is This Rare Skoda Worth $3,000?

    Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Skoda 135 package deal is claimed to represent 50% of this model's known population in Canada. Should that claim, and the price have someone gladly saying the Czech is in the mail?

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  • For $10,500, This Volvo Is A Survivor

    When the shit goes down the only things left will be cockroaches, Donald Trump's wig, and cars like today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Volvo. Of course if society is on the brink of collapse you'll need to decide if this car's price is worth paying considering that you could just loot it later.

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  • For $5,500, Drive The Bell Jar

    Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe GMC van is said to be a former Southwestern Bell service truck. It rocks a V8, and that fact might just help you decide if its price is worth accepting the charges.

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  • For $1,500, Meet The Jesus Bolt

    You Spin me right round, baby. Right round, like a record... Today's nice Price or Crack Pipe is something a little different - an Autogyro - about the most basic way to fly short of jumping out of a window. You're going to need to determine if its price is sky high.

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  • For $5,800, Get Into Bed With A Datsun

    The Datsun 620 is arguably one of the best-looking mini trucks there ever was. Go ahead, try and argue it! Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe '73 is restored and looking all the sweeter for it, but is its price equally pleasing to the eye?

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  • For $5,997, Zagato A Go Go

    The work of the design house Zagato is usually noted for the company's iconic double bubble roofs. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Lancia Zagato has a different kind of roof, but are you willing to burst the seller's bubble when it comes to its worth?

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  • For $39,995, Dial 911

    The Rolling Stones famously sang, you can't always get what you want, and what Porsche originally wanted was to call their six-cylinder car the 901. Peugeot but a stop to that, and hence we gained the venerated 911. We'll have to see if the price of today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe 911 has you singing that Stones' song to its seller.

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  • For $1,900, Is This Dodge A Cop Out?

    Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Diplomat will let you play Joe Friday even if it's only Tuesday. But before seeing if its worth its asking, you better get nothing but the facts, man.

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  • For $15,000, Meet King Kaiser

    Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe military-grade ambulance is based on Jeep's Gladiator pickup. You'll need to decide if its price and condition will make a new owner glad-he-bought-her.

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  • For $3,100, This Land Is Your Land...

    Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe FJ55 may surprisingly wave the stars and stripes under its hood, but will its price be low enough for you to want to start waving the Benjamins?

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  • For $12,500, Welcome To Animal Farm

    Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe candidate is… are you ready for this… a horse, snake, and a fox all rolled into one. You'll need to decide if this seemingly fabulous Ford is worth opening up your bank roll.

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  • For $2,500, Get Out In Frontenac!

    Canada's all about the maple leaf. It's on their flag, their money, and even on many of the nation to the north's trees. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe one-year only Canadian Ford is pretty leafed out - or maybe it's worn out - but will its price make you want to join the Canadian club?

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  • For $30,000, Hey Little Co-Brah!

    Chevy's Corvette and the Shelby Cobra spent much of the sixties duking it out on both street and the track. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Corv-bra tries to bring the two warring factions together, but will its price be worth the fight?

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  • For $3,700, This Pontiac Is Pretty Fly

    Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Pontiac Firefly rocked three-cylinders before rocking three-cylinders was cool. You'll need to decide if this Canadian import's price is equally rocking.

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  • What New Car Should I Bring To A Classic Car Show?

    Summertime is here, summertime is great, summertime is fun. And since it's summertime, that means there are plenty of neighborhood classic car shows going on. But if you had to bring one new car to a classic car show, which would you bring?

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  • Would You Rather: Porsche Cayman S Or Ferrari 360 Modena?

    Today's column is devoted to a rousing round of Automotive Would You Rather?, featuring the following scenario: Let's say you have eighty grand to spend on a performance car. Would you rather buy a modern, mid-engine sports car with a long warranty, tons of comfort and convenience features, and all the latest gadgets? Or an old one that catches on fire?That's right, folks. I've decided to compare my Ferrari 360 Modena to the all-new 981 Porsche Cayman S, generously loaned to me by a Jalopnik r

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  • What's The Worst Automotive Misnomer?

    What you see above is a diagram of a four-cylinder engine. It is not a V4, it is not an H4, it is not a Z4. I-4, inline-four, or even simply a "four-pot" is just fine. Those four pistons are all in a row. So the next time someone calls it a V4, I'm just going to punch myself in the head.

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Racing (6)

  • Weekend Motorsports Roundup, June 28-29, 2014

    Welcome to the Jalopnik Weekend Motorsports Roundup, where we let you know what's going on in the world of racing, where you can see it, and where you can talk about it all in one convenient place. Where else would you want to spend your weekend?

    By Michael Ballaban Read More
  • Weekend Motorsports Roundup, June 21-22, 2014

    Welcome to the Jalopnik Weekend Motorsports Roundup, where we let you know what's going on in the world of racing, where you can see it, and where you can talk about it all in one convenient place. Where else would you want to spend your weekend?

    By Michael Ballaban Read More
  • Weekend Motorsports Roundup, June 13-14, 2014

    Welcome to the Jalopnik Weekend Motorsports Roundup, where we let you know what's going on in the world of racing, where you can see it, and where you can talk about it all in one convenient place. Where else would you want to spend your weekend?

    By Michael Ballaban Read More
  • Weekend Motorsports Roundup, June 7-8, 2014

    Welcome to the Jalopnik Weekend Motorsports Roundup, where we let you know what's going on in the world of racing, where you can see it, and where you can talk about it all in one convenient place. Where else would you want to spend your weekend?

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  • I Took My Ferrari To A Drag Strip In Rural North Georgia

    I recently had the opportunity to drive my Ferrari in a highly competitive, precisely timed, serious automotive racing event. It was a quarter mile drag strip located in the kind of place where fishin' is an acceptable destination for a honeymoon.

    By Doug DeMuro Read More
  • This Is The $4.2 Million Gorgeous One-Off Ferrari F12 TRS

    Ferrari's been on a tear with custom, one-off models lately. There was Eric Clapton's achingly beautiful SP12, the SP Arya, the SPFFX, the P4/5, and probably a bunch more we don't know about. Like this incredibly pretty targa-roofed coupe that appears to be a topless F12 Berlinetta.

    By Michael Ballaban Read More
  • This Is The Entire Dealer Guide To The 2015 Mustang

    The last two days have been big news days for the hotly-anticipated 2015 Ford Mustang. We found out how much it will really weigh, and we even uncovered a strange beta-like online configurator. Now you can know everything the car dealers know about the new 'Stang.

    By Patrick George Read More
  • Pagani Zonda F: Jalopnik Fantasy Garage

    Quite possibly the most beautiful, stunning sports racing cars in history were the Group C Le Mans cars of the 1980s and early '90s. So what if you took that kind of design, stuffed in a modern 602 horsepower V12, and lined the cockpit in leather?

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  • The Corvette Z06 Is Underrated... By 25 Horsepower

    Remember when we said that GM didn't have exact power figures on the 2015 Chevrolet Corvette Z06? The guesstimates were around 625 horsepower and 635 pound-feet of twist. Nope. This leaked SAE dyno chart shows the supercharged V8 putting out 650 horsepower and 650 pound feet of torque. 'Murica!

    By Damon Lavrinc Read More
  • 2015 Mini Cooper 5 Door: This Is It

    When driving around in your Mini Cooper, do you ever find yourself thinking, “This is great, but it needs another set of doors!” What’s that, you say? No? Well, too bad. Five doors is what you’re getting, and this is it.

    By Patrick George Read More
  • The Pagani Zonda 760 X Is The Last Final Zonda Again

    After Pagani moved on to making the Huarya, everyone thought they were done with the original Pagani Zonda. Then they come out with the Zondas F, R, UNO, Cinque, 750, 760RS, HH, and on and on forever. So here is another, last, final Zonda: The Pagani Zonda 760 X.

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Spacelopnik (1)

  • The Painful Truth About NASA's Warp Drive Spaceship From A Physicist

    I'll be honest — this is not the post I wanted to write. When NASA released their new renders of a hypothetical future faster-than-light spaceship, I wanted to believe that such a craft was mere decades away from reality. Then I made the mistake of asking someone much smarter than me about it.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More

Technology (13)

  • Google's Domination Of Your Dash Starts With Android Auto

    Google just delivered what we've waited for. A comprehensive redesign of the Android operating system designed for your ride. And unlike the handful of automakers that Apple has on board for CarPlay, Google is boasting over 40 automaker partners at launch, with the first cars hitting showrooms this year.

    By Damon Lavrinc Read More
  • For $10,000 This Company Will Turn Your Audi Into An Autonomous Car

    If you're unwilling to wait for Google or an automaker to bring an autonomous vehicle to market, Cruise will sell you the privilege for $10,000. The start-up says it can retrofit your ride with cameras, sensors, and computers to enable semi-autonomous driving. But it's only for Audis and it's not fully baked.

    By Damon Lavrinc Read More
  • ?Will Autonomous Vehicles Breed 'Spam Cars'?

    Anyone that's traveled to Vegas in the past decade has seen them. Trucks carrying massive billboards for gentlemen's clubs, shooting ranges, and way-off-the-Strip "services". Now remove the driver from the situation. Yup. It's spam IRL.

    By Damon Lavrinc Read More
  • ?Surprise! Automakers Still Suck At Tech

    This year's J.D. Power Initial Quality Study™ is out, and people love their Porsches. What they don't love are the clumsy, hacked together attempts at integrating tech into cars.

    By Damon Lavrinc Read More
  • Is GM's License Plate Texting App Way Too Creepy?

    Ever wish you could give that asshat who cut you off on the freeway more than just a honk of your horn? General Motors' Chinese R&D division is working on an app that lets you scan other people's license plates and then send messages to their phones.

    By Patrick George Read More
  • The Problem With EV And Hybrid Tuning

    Steve Dinan really wants to tune the BMW i8. He and his team sat down to hatch a plan, but it was scrapped in short order. By turning up the electric wick on BMW's hybrid super coupe, the life of the battery would be decimated. And that's a problem when the 7.1 kWh pack costs upwards of $10,000.

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  • Is The Google Car A New Dawn For Car Bombs?

    You could argue that the most terrifying weapon of the post-modern era is the car bomb, delivering explosives anywhere, at any time, and hidden in plain sight. The only weapon that's possibly more piercing into the collective unconscious is drones, and the Google Car could very well combine the two.

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  • Where The Hell Are Tesla's Battery-Swapping Stations?

    It's been nearly a year since Tesla showed off its hugely hyped 90-second battery swap for the Model S. Elon Musk said on stage that the first station would be operational by the end of year. Six months later, nothing. Then we heard that it was happening in the first quarter of 2014. Still nothing. So where the hell is it and why is Tesla stalling?

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  • ?Even A Ferrari Can't Make Apple Developers Care About Cars

    The initial WWDC deluge is over and the one thing missing – aside from Dr. Dre playing out the keynote – is CarPlay. Any mention of Apple's push to make its way into your dashboard was notable in its absence, and the primary problem is that app developers just don't care.

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The Morning Shift (21)

  • A Current GM VP Knew About Ignition Switch Issues In 2005

    This is The Morning Shift, our one-stop daily roundup of all the auto news that's actually important — all in one place every weekday morning. Or, you could spend all day waiting for other sites to parse it out to you one story at a time. Isn't your time more important?

    By Travis Okulski Read More
  • Nissan-Renault-Mercedes Is The New Automotive Axis Power

    This is The Morning Shift, our one-stop daily roundup of all the auto news that's actually important — all in one place every weekday morning. Or, you could spend all day waiting for other sites to parse it out to you one story at a time. Isn't your time more important?

    By Matt Hardigree Read More
  • GM Likely To Fork Over A Ton Of Cash To Victims

    This is The Morning Shift, our one-stop daily roundup of all the auto news that's actually important — all in one place every weekday morning. Or, you could spend all day waiting for other sites to parse it out to you one story at a time. Isn't your time more important?

    By Matt Hardigree Read More
  • Japan Would Like To Get Its Shit Together

    This is The Morning Shift, our one-stop daily roundup of all the auto news that's actually important — all in one place every weekday morning. Or, you could spend all day waiting for other sites to parse it out to you one story at a time. Isn't your time more important?

    By Matt Hardigree Read More
  • Explosive Japanese Airbag Recall Now Fifth Biggest In History

    This is The Morning Shift, our one-stop daily roundup of all the auto news that's actually important — all in one place every weekday morning. Or, you could spend all day waiting for other sites to parse it out to you one story at a time. Isn't your time more important?

    By Matt Hardigree Read More
  • About 25% Of Recalled Cars Never Get Fixed

    This is The Morning Shift, our one-stop daily roundup of all the auto news that's actually important — all in one place every weekday morning. Or, you could spend all day waiting for other sites to parse it out to you one story at a time. Isn't your time more important?

    By Matt Hardigree Read More
  • Bloomberg Businessweek: GM Punished Those Who Spoke For Safety

    This is The Morning Shift, our one-stop daily roundup of all the auto news that's actually important — all in one place every weekday morning. Or, you could spend all day waiting for other sites to parse it out to you one story at a time. Isn't your time more important?

    By Matt Hardigree Read More
  • This Is The Guy With The Best Car Job You've Never Heard Of

    This is The Morning Shift, our one-stop daily roundup of all the auto news that's actually important — all in one place every weekday morning. Or, you could spend all day waiting for other sites to parse it out to you one story at a time. Isn't your time more important?

    By Matt Hardigree Read More
  • Formula One Is Worth At Least $8 Billion

    This is The Morning Shift, our one-stop daily roundup of all the auto news that's actually important — all in one place every weekday morning. Or, you could spend all day waiting for other sites to parse it out to you one story at a time. Isn't your time more important?

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  • Why Car Dealerships Actually Love Hail Storms

    This is The Morning Shift, our one-stop daily roundup of all the auto news that's actually important — all in one place every weekday morning. Or, you could spend all day waiting for other sites to parse it out to you one story at a time. Isn't your time more important?

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  • Japanese Carmakers Have Their Own Safety Crisis

    This is The Morning Shift, our one-stop daily roundup of all the auto news that's actually important — all in one place every weekday morning. Or, you could spend all day waiting for other sites to parse it out to you one story at a time. Isn't your time more important?

    By Matt Hardigree Read More
  • Why Ford And Honda Will Dominate The Next Three Years

    This is The Morning Shift, our one-stop daily roundup of all the auto news that's actually important — all in one place every weekday morning. Or, you could spend all day waiting for other sites to parse it out to you one story at a time. Isn't your time more important?

    By Matt Hardigree Read More
  • Is The GM Recall The Best Worst Thing To Happen To The Company?

    This is The Morning Shift, our one-stop daily roundup of all the auto news that's actually important — all in one place every weekday morning. Or, you could spend all day waiting for other sites to parse it out to you one story at a time. Isn't your time more important?

    By Matt Hardigree Read More
  • New UAW President Says "No More Concessions"

    This is The Morning Shift, our one-stop daily roundup of all the auto news that's actually important — all in one place every weekday morning. Or, you could spend all day waiting for other sites to parse it out to you one story at a time. Isn't your time more important?

    By Matt Hardigree Read More
  • Your GM Recall Investigation Cheat Sheet

    This is The Morning Shift, our one-stop daily roundup of all the auto news that's actually important — all in one place every weekday morning. Or, you could spend all day waiting for other sites to parse it out to you one story at a time. Isn't your time more important?

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  • Car Market Explodes In May As Americans Buy All The Cars

    This is The Morning Shift, our one-stop daily roundup of all the auto news that's actually important — all in one place every weekday morning. Or, you could spend all day waiting for other sites to parse it out to you one story at a time. Isn't your time more important?

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  • New Report Puts Death Toll In GM's Recalled Cars At 74, Not 13

    This is The Morning Shift, our one-stop daily roundup of all the auto news that's actually important — all in one place every weekday morning. Or, you could spend all day waiting for other sites to parse it out to you one story at a time. Isn't your time more important?

    By Patrick George Read More
  • Japan Didn't Entirely Fall On Its Ass, Because Kei Cars

    This is The Morning Shift, our one-stop daily roundup of all the auto news that's actually important — all in one place every weekday morning. Or, you could spend all day waiting for other sites to parse it out to you one story at a time. Isn't your time more important?

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Trucks (53)

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Wrenching (4)

  • Big Thrill, Tiny Package: The Story Of My EP3 Honda Civic Si

    Follow my train of thought: In a local supermarket, walking through the dairy aisle after picking up a pack of mozzarella slices and whole wheat bread, I wondered how universal my mundane grocery-getting adventure was. Then, I thought about how most car enthusiasts, rich or poor, wanted the same thing for the most part: a thrill. That brought me to ponder what the most thrilling car was for the least money, and that led me to the EP3 Honda Civic Si. I had to have one.

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  • Why We Hate Car Shopping

    As we read yesterday, a good portion of the population would rather give up sex or do all kinds of unpleasant things rather than negotiate with dealerships to buy a car. With this type of aversion to the auto purchasing process it is no wonder Tesla's direct sales model has struck a chord with consumers, and faced so much resistance from dealerships. People want a better way. But why is car-buying such a stressful process? It all comes down to how our brain handles these types of interactions, b

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