Here Is The List Of Every Alfa Romeo Dealer In America

After what must've been a long and hard-fought battle to determine the Best of the Best Fiat and Maserati dealers to determine which was worthy of selling Alfa Romeos, the full list of the 86 winners is finally here. And there's some weirdness to it.

Weirdness Exhibit A is that the dealers are a bit strangely placed. I know that I live in New York, so New York City must be The End-All And Be-All And Also The Center Of The Universe And There Is No Place Greater, but it is a bit odd that the one of the most populous states in the Union just gets one Alfa dealership in total.

That's the same amount of dealerships as the much less populous states of Vermont, Nebraska, and Alabama.

Sorry Vermont, Nebraska, and Alabama.

Weirdness Exhibit B is that of the 86 dealerships deemed worthy of selling Alfas, only three are current Maserati dealerships. The rest are Fiat dealerships. You would think it'd be the other way around, seeing as how Maserati customers generally demand a higher level of service and quality than your average Fiat customer, but I suppose that's not the case here. In addition, you would think that FCA might want to position the Alfa Romeo 4C as a Maserati-lite, but it looks like they'd rather station it next to Fiat 500s, to extend the halo onto that brand.

Plus there's the fact that just a few months ago Maserati's own CEO said that it was "most likely" that Alfas would primarily be sold in his own dealerships, but it looks like he's wrong now, so, whatever.

But who cares about all that? We're now all one step closer to seeing the gorgeous and delightfully carbon-fibery 4C on local streets. And that's a Good Thing.

Here's the full list of 86 dealerships bringing Italian goodness right to your face:

AlabamaFIAT of Huntsville, dba Alfa Romeo of Huntsville, Huntsville, Ala.ArkansasLanders FIAT, dba Landers Alfa Romeo, Benton, Ark.FIAT of Fayetteville, dba Alfa Romeo of Fayetteville, Fayetteville, Ark.ArizonaLarry H. Miller FIAT Tucson, dba Larry H. Miller Alfa Romeo Tucson, Tucson, Ariz.FIAT of Scottsdale, dba Alfa Romeo of Scottsdale, Scottsdale, Ariz.CaliforniaFIAT of Burlingame, dba Alfa Romeo of Burlingame, Burlingame, Calif.FIAT of Bakersfield, dba Alfa Romeo of Bakersfield, Bakersfield, Calif.McKevitt FIAT, dba McKevitt Alfa Romeo, Berkeley, Calif.Premier FIAT of Fremont, dba Premier Alfa Romeo of Fremont, Newark, Calif.Orange Coast FIAT, dba Orange Coast Alfa Romeo, Costa Mesa, Calif.Santa Monica FIAT, dba Santa Monica Alfa Romeo, Santa Monica, Calif.FIAT of Los Angeles, dba Alfa Romeo of Los Angeles, Los Angeles, Calif.Kearny Mesa FIAT, dba Kearny Mesa Alfa Romeo, San Diego, Calif.Walter's FIAT, dba Walter's Alfa Romeo, Riverside, Calif.Mossy FIAT, dba Mossy Alfa Romeo, National City, Calif.FIAT of San Francisco (San Francisco Motors), dba Alfa Romeo of San Francisco, San Francisco, Calif.Maserati of Walnut Creek, dba Alfa Romeo of Walnut Creek, Walnut Creek, Calif.ColoradoAutoNation FIAT North Denver, dba AutoNation Alfa Romeo North Denver, Northglenn, Colo.ConnecticutFIAT of Fairfield County, dba Alfa Romeo of Fairfield County, Stamford, Conn.FloridaRick Case FIAT, dba Rick Case Alfa Romeo, Davie, Fla.FIAT of North Miami, dba Alfa Romeo of North Miami, North Miami, Fla.FIAT of Melbourne, dba Alfa Romeo of Melbourne, Melbourne, Fla.FIAT of Pensacola, dba Alfa Romeo of Pensacola, Pensacola, Fla.Sunset FIAT of Sarasota, dba Sunset Alfa Romeo of Sarasota, Sarasota, Fla.FIAT of Winter Haven, dba Alfa Romeo of Winter Haven, Winter Haven, Fla.FIAT of Orange Park, dba Alfa Romeo of Orange Park, Jacksonville, Fla.Greenway FIAT of East Orlando, dba Greenway Alfa Romeo of East Orlando, East Orlando, Fla.Fields FIAT, dba Fields Alfa Romeo, Orlando, Fla.GeorgiaFIAT of Savannah, dba Alfa Romeo of Savannah, Savannah, Ga.IowaD&D FIAT, dba D&D Alfa Romeo, Davenport, IowaBillion FIAT, dba Billion Alfa Romeo, Clive, IowaIllinoisFIAT of Chicago, dba Alfa Romeo of Chicago, Chicago, Ill.Bettenhausen FIAT of Tinley Park, dba Bettenhausen Alfa Romeo of Tinley Park, Tinley Park, Ill.FIAT of Metro East, dba Alfa Romeo of Metro East, Fairview Heights, Ill.IndianaFIAT of Glenbrook, dba Alfa Romeo of Glenbrook, Fort Wayne, Ind.Expressway FIAT of Evansville, dba Expressway Alfa Romeo of Evansville, Evansville, Ind.KentuckyJake Sweeney FIAT, dba Jake Sweeney Alfa Romeo, Florence, Ky.LouisianaLanders FIAT, dba Landers Alfa Romeo, Shreveport, La.MarylandHeritage FIAT, dba Heritage Alfa Romeo, Owings Mills, Md.Criswell Maserati, dba Criswell Alfa Romeo, Germantown, Md.MichiganSuburban FIAT, dba Suburban Alfa Romeo, Ann Arbor, Mich.Fox FIAT, dba Fox Alfa Romeo, Traverse City, Mich.Golling FIAT, dba Golling Alfa Romeo, Bloomfield Hills, Mich.FIAT of Lakeside, dba Alfa Romeo of Lakeside, Macomb, Mich.Zeigler FIAT of Grandville, dba Zeigler Alfa Romeo of Grandville, Grandville, Mich.MinnesotaFIAT of Bloomington, dba Alfa Romeo of Bloomington, Bloomington, Minn.MissouriNorthtowne FIAT of Kansas City, dba Northtowne Alfa Romeo of Kansas City, Kansas City, Mo.North CarolinaHendrick FIAT of Cary, dba Hendrick Alfa Romeo of Cary, Cary, N.C.NebraskaFIAT of Omaha, dba Alfa Romeo of Omaha, Omaha, Neb.New JerseyFIAT of Maple Shade, dba Alfa Romeo of Maple Shade, Maple Shade, N.J.Fullerton FIAT, dba Fullerton Alfa Romeo, Somerville, N.J.NevadaFIAT of Las Vegas, dba Alfa Romeo of Las Vegas, Las Vegas, Nev.Findlay FIAT, dba Findlay Alfa Romeo, Henderson, Nev.New YorkFIAT of Larchmont, dba Alfa Romeo of Larchmont, Larchmont, N.Y.OhioBob & Chuck Eddy FIAT, dba Bob & Chuck Eddy Alfa Romeo, Youngstown, OhioYark FIAT, dba Yark Alfa Romeo, Toledo, OhioBob-Boyd FIAT, dba Bob-Boyd Alfa Romeo, Columbus, OhioBob Ross FIAT, dba Bob Ross Alfa Romeo, Centerville, OhioOklahomaFIAT of Edmond, dba Alfa Romeo of Edmond, Edmond, Okla.PennsylvaniaBaierl FIAT, dba Baierl Alfa Romeo, Wexford, Pa.South CarolinaBenson FIAT, dba Benson Alfa Romeo, Greer, S.C.TennesseeHarper FIAT, dba Harper Alfa Romeo, Knoxville, Tenn.TexasFIAT of Austin, dba Alfa Romeo of Austin, Austin, TexasHolt FIAT of Fort Worth, dba Holt Alfa Romeo of Fort Worth, Fort Worth, TexasNorthside FIAT, dba Northside Alfa Romeo, Spring, TexasRandall Noe FIAT, dba Randall Noe Alfa Romeo, Tyler, TexasAllen Samuels FIAT, dba Allen Samuels Alfa Romeo, Waco, TexasFIAT of Corpus Christi, dba Alfa Romeo of Corpus Christi, Corpus Christi, TexasHelfman FIAT, dba Helfman Alfa Romeo, Houston, TexasBrown FIAT, dba Brown Alfa Romeo, Laredo, TexasFIAT of McKinney, dba Alfa Romeo of McKinney, McKinney, TexasCavender FIAT, dba Cavender Alfa Romeo, Selma, TexasVirginiaSafford FIAT of Tysons Corner, dba Safford Alfa Romeo of Tysons Corner, Vienna, Va.Safford FIAT of Fredericksburg, dba Safford Alfa Romeo of Fredericksburg, Fredericksburg, Va.FIAT of Alexandria, dba Alfa Romeo of Alexandria, Alexandria, Va.Pomoco FIAT of Newport News, dba Pomoco Alfa Romeo of Newport News, Newport News, Va.VermontBerlin City FIAT, dba Berlin City Alfa Romeo, Williston, Vt.WashingtonFIAT of Tacoma, dba Alfa Romeo of Tacoma, Tacoma, Wash.Barton FIAT, dba Barton Alfa Romeo, Spokane, Wash.WisconsinBergstrom Maserati, dba Bergstrom Alfa Romeo, Appleton, Wis.West VirginiaUrse FIAT of Morgantown, dba Urse Alfa Romeo of Morgantown, Morgantown, W. Va.Moses FIAT of St. Albans, dba Moses Alfa Romeo of St. Albans, St. Albans, W. Va.CanadaFIAT of Vancouver, dba Alfa Romeo of Vancouver, Vancouver, B.C.Maranello FIAT, dba Maranello Alfa Romeo, Vaughan, Ont.LaSalle FIAT, dba LaSalle Alfa Romeo, LaSalle, QuebecJD FIAT, dba JD Alfa Romeo, Boischatel, Quebec

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