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BMW (2)

  • Is Now The Time To Buy Your Dream BMW E30 M3?

    You missed out on the massive BMW E30 M3 appreciation-fest of the 2000s — during which prices catapulted upward, by percentage, more than the Elephant Man's eye teeth. But with prices flattening, perhaps just temporarily, now may be the best time to secure your piece of Bayerische Motoren history. Ten years on, mark my words, a good 1987-1991 M3 will be harder to find than a Black Lotus card from Magic: The Gathering. Not that I'd know what that is.

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Brands (9)

  • Six Ways The 2014 Jeep Cherokee Is Better Than The XJ

    Car enthusiasts love the Jeep Cherokee XJ for roughly the same reason rebel armies love the AK-47: It's reliable, cheap, effective, and absolutely classic. Therefore, the reveal of the crossovery 2014 Jeep Cherokee led many Jeep faithful to reach for their nearest available rifle and point it directly at their computer or themselves. They were wrong. The new Cherokee is an improvement in many ways.

    By Matt Hardigree Read More
  • 2014 Range Rover Sport: Mega Gallery

    We've seen it already, but just in case you've missed something, this is everything you should know about the new 2014 Range Rover Sport, the best off-roader for London's city center. Having said that, New York is the model’s best-selling city.

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  • You Can Now Own A McLaren With The World's Best Paint Job

    Not like you need another good reason to buy a McLaren MP4-12C (hint: we love it), but someone has conspired to take the world's best camouflage and affix it to one. And it's for sale. We're already getting emails from people who think it's a tester.

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  • Paris Hilton Pays $5,603 A Month For Her Lexus

    First of all, there's no way to leave this story feeling good, really. Sorry about that. So, apparently a whole cache of Paris Hilton's personal financial information was leaked online, and one of the voyeuristic treats in there was information about her car loan, through Toyota. I know you're probably thinking "that's for her Yaris, right?" but it's actually for her one-of-500 Lexus LFA supercar. Which seems to have started as a birthday present? A birthday present she's paying over five grand

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • Is This The $4.6 Million Lamborghini Veneno?

    Everyone, set your faces to stunned. If this magazine scan is accurate, Ferrari won't be the only one dropping a hypercar bomb on the world at the Geneva Motor Show. Say hello to the Lamborghini Veneno.

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Buying (9)

  • 2014 Aston Martin Rapide S: The Jalopnik Review

    It’s the most beautiful four-door sedan you can buy. It’s the Aston Martin Rapide, and for 2014 it’s gotten a new letter – the letter S. And that means… what, exactly? Is the Rapide S a thoroughly modern luxury four-door GT, or just the same, old crumpets? There's only one way to find out. Read on.

    By Mike Spinelli Read More
  • Would You Buy An Underpowered BMW Over The Mercedes CLA?

    I can’t wait to start seeing ads for low, low lease rates for a new BMW 320i. Something just tells me it’s going to be the car that’s going to get a lot of people to go to a BMW showroom and leave with a 328i instead. It’s probably because when I went online to build one I ended up very far from that $32,550 base price that’s supposed to lure everyone in.

    By Zac Estrada Read More
  • 1969 Fiat 500 Berlina: The Jalopnik Classic Review

    In Italy, old Fiat 500s are ubiquitous the way aging VW Beetles are everywhere else. They weren't around for as long – from 1957 until 1975 (as opposed to the Beetle's much longer five-plus decade run) – but they make a lot of sense on narrow Italian streets, so a lot of people bought them over the years. Here in the land of plenty, such tiny cars are almost non existent.

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  • 1972 Cadillac Ambulance: The Jalopnik Classic Review

    Have you ever wanted to drive an ambulance, lights blazing and sirens wailing in rush after glorious rush to rip people from the jaws of death and take them to the hospital? It can be pretty cool, but usually, driving an ambulance is all about getting a patient to the proper care with the least amount of patient-upsetting craziness possible. After all, you don't want someone to die of a heart attack after you've already saved them from dying of a heart attack.

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  • Used Car Face Off: Save The Audi 5000s

    Welcome to Used Car Face Off, where we find two similar or similarly priced used cars and ask you which one you would buy. Choose wisely!The Audi 5000 (100 to the rest of the world) is one of the most famous Audis, for better or for worse. Thirty years on, it still looks fantastic and serves as a reminder of what Audis look like before they started getting all covered in LEDs. The current A6 is a sharp-looking car, but its predecessor is still just as, if not more, attractive.

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  • Mahindra Genio Double Cab Pickup: The Jalopnik Review

    Mahindra doesn't sell any cars or trucks in the US. At all. So when they flew me out to India to show me what they do, I was naturally wondering if maybe they were planning on making another try for a spoonful of the vast US market. I asked everyone I could, and I either got very noncommittal replies or outright denials. Personally, I think this is a shame, because I'd buy a little truck like this in one of my labored heartbeats.

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Culture (53)

  • A History Of Nissan Z Commercials As Ranked On A Scale Of John Oates Mustaches

    In the great pantheon of automotive TV commercials, one ad stands above all the others. It harkens back to a time when men were real men and women rode around in their luxuriously-appointed Japanese sportscars. It is visually stunning and features an incredible soundtrack. It is ridiculous beyond all comprehension and absolutely unforgettable. It is dripping with sex. I am, of course, talking about the 1980 Datsun 280ZX Black Gold ad.

    By Patrick George Read More
  • How To Make Not-Terrible Videos Of Cars

    You're at a car show and an awesome car drives past. You're walking down the street and you see a Ferrari F40. You're at a race and a driver makes a crazy pass. Excellent, but did you screw up your cameraphone video?

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  • DJ EROK Just Dropped A New Version Of The Red Bull Go Fast Mix

    Many of you enjoyed the Red Bull Go Fast Mix put together for Jalopnikreaders exclusively by DJ EROK, but pointed out not every song was available for everyone. EROK heard your calls for sonic justice and, like a DJ Batman, pounced onto his Soundcloud with an improved mix for the people, which we've embedded below.

    By Matt Hardigree Read More
  • What's The Worst Replica Car Ever Made?

    We've been following the increasingly bizarre scam artists at Super Replicas, now tracing things back to a religious extremist and accused pedophile. How bad are they at actually building cars though?

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  • A Brief History Of The Subaru WRX

    The Subaru WRX has been around since the early 1990s, and while 50 percent of the world's population wanted one of these daily usable rally cars throughout the years (the other half being the Mitsubishi Evo fanatics), Subaru rewarded us by making it worse until just now. The ultra hot WRX Concept is here to change all that, but before that can happen, let's see what's behind us. Or in most cases, in front, covered in mud.

    By Máté Petrány Read More
  • Vampire Weekend Apologizes For Being Saab-Burning Dicks

    Saab-o-philes of the Internet: Vampire Weekend frontman Ezra Koenig wants you to know that he's sorry. He's sorry that his music video, which featured two burning Saab 900s that were much-beloved by their former owners, offended you so much. He says if he had his way, the band would have taken baseball bats to a vintage Bugatti instead. Wait, what?

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  • Sebastian Vettel's DJ Made A Go-Fast Mix Just For You

    How much money does Red Bull have? They travel with their own DJ who makes custom playlists for the drivers and team for every race. He's EROK and he's made a list just for you, Jalopnik reader, for when you need to get pumped before a big race. It's just part of the secret sauce that makes Red Bull Racing so damn fast, and now you've got some of your own.

    By Matt Hardigree Read More
  • A Brief History Of The Camaro Z/28

    The new 2014 Chevrolet Camaro Z/28 is a lightened, track focused pony car with a 500 horsepower V8 and no radio. But its name has been around since 1966. Let's take a quick look at the family.

    By Máté Petrány Read More
  • These Are The Best/Worst Car Press Shots Ever

    There has never been a car that says “Yes I have Chlamydia and yes I have coke” quite like the Vector W2 Twin Turbo. Its PR photos are as hilariously bad/good as you’d expect. No, they’re actually better/worse.

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  • The 24 Hours Of Lemons Is The Afterlife For Cars

    I'm a huge fan of the 24 Hours of Lemons racing series, so I was delighted to be asked to judge (along with Jalop alum Murilee Martin) at this past weekend's race, the Sears Pointless. Judging a LeMons race is always a good time — you get lots of bribes (usually booze and Hot Wheels) and a nice heady intoxication of undeserved power, as judges can easily make or break a racer's weekend. And sure, I was there for booze, toy cars, and sad power trips, but more than that, I was there for the cars.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • Why Vampire Weekend's Saab Fire Was So Painful To Watch

    Patrick was rightfully distraught when he found out the classic Saab 900s burned in Vampire Weekend’s agonizing video were not junkers or rusted-out, water-filled masses of old Swedish iron. Why not kill all of us who scour eBay, AutoTrader and Craigslist for old 900s, huh?

    By Zac Estrada Read More
  • These Amazing Thai Knockoff Supercars Might Be The Greatest Car-Art Projects Ever

    Our recent stories on those shady scam replica-car builders reminded me of something I've been meaning to write about for a long time: an amazing project from artist Tobias Rehberger that's all about making replicas of cars. And not your usual, boring, beautiful, carefully-crafted, hyper-accurate replicas; these replicas are the imperfect products of human memory and flawed communication, and as a result, are fascinating.

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  • This 1833 Letter Is The Very First Instance Of Calling Bullshit On An Automaker

    It’s almost reassuring to know that since the absolute earliest days of human motorized travel, there have been people writing about cars, and people calling bullshit on what’s written about cars. These exchanges should seem incredibly familiar to most of our readers even if they happened nearly 200 years ago. The characters are even the same: the company, touting a new model with a largely faked image of the car, and the clever and snarky commenters who spot the manufacturer’s bullshit and call

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • The "Spirit Of Lemons" Plane Car Raced And Didn't Fall Apart

    After a stunning racetrack debut complete with scantily clad, real life pinup girls, Speedycop and the Gang of Outlaws' airplane car made a respectable finish at this weekend's 24 Hours of Lemons race. We watched the Spirit of Lemons' build with anticipation, wondering how it would fare in an actual weekend-long schlep on a racetrack. It wasn't fast, but it didn't fall apart, and there's something to be said for that.

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  • What's An Annoying Part Of A Great Car?

    The greatest sports cars happily make compromises in comfort for gains in handling. The greatest luxury cars happily make compromises in handling for gains in comfort. Needless failings, however, are a different question.

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  • Why A Loud, Cramped, Crazy SRT Viper Is Road Trip Perfection

    Spring signifies things like birth, growth, love, and all of that inspirational BS. But it also means warm weather. And warm weather is road trip weather. What better way to celebrate than to take an SRT Viper GTS and Jeep Grand Cherokee SRT for a 1,600 mile jaunt to get our friends from Gizmodo's brand spankin' new TV show to SxSW? And, more importantly, which car is the better roadtripper?

    By Travis Okulski Read More
  • These Are The Cars That Actually Survived Fast And Furious 6

    Here's an incredible thing I learned from the people who made Fast and Furious 6: they used between 300 and 400 cars. Of all those cars, this intimate little group is all that's left. With those sort of numbers, it's amazing cars are still excited to land roles in these movies.

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  • The Problem With Crossovers

    Today we heard that Toyota is coming out with a new Highlander at the upcoming New York Auto Show, and it gives us a chance to assess of one the most dominant segments in the car world: the crossover.

    By Raphael Orlove Read More
  • To The Asshat Who Keyed This Truck During SXSW

    This beautiful brown beast is the 2013 Ford F-250 Super Duty Platinum. It's gigantic. It's loaded down with luxury features like heated and cooled leather seats. Its turbodiesel V8 has more torque than God would have if God were a pickup truck. It costs $63,000. Everyone I met down in Texas was in love with it – except for the asshat who keyed the hell of it.

    By Patrick George Read More
  • The First Automobile Of Any Type Was Built By This Flemish Priest In China

    The pre-history of automobiles is really pretty murky. As much as Mercedes-Benz likes to claim the invention of the motor car, the truth is much more complicated, with many different inventors adding parts to what eventually became the car. Most people would point to Nicholas-Joseph Cugnot’s 1769/1771 artillery tractor as the first real self-propelled vehicle. The truth, however, seems to be that nearly a century before that, a Jesuit missionary in China actually built the first self-propelled v

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • These Are The Worst G-Wagens At The Geneva Motor Show

    If you think the worst European tuner cars were produced in the eighties, think again. Thanks to Brabus, Mansory and Hamann, the Geneva Motor Show had plenty of bizarre Mercedes G-Wagens proving the horror is far from being over. If we ever get to test drive one, we promise to wear gold chains.

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  • What Was The Best Year For Cars?

    A lot of us car enthusiasts like to bitch and moan about modern cars. They don't have any character, we might say. They have too many electronic nannies. They look boring. They have numb steering, they're too big and too loaded down with features that take away from the act of driving. Things were better back in the day!

    By Patrick George Read More
  • Meet Bertha Benz, The Woman Who Took The First Real Drive

    As Google's doodle reminded me, today is International Women's Day. It's kind of alarming how much I rely on something called a "Google Doodle" to know what's going on. So, in honor of women, I'd like to talk about one woman who's been a hero of mine for many years: Bertha Benz, the first person to take a real road trip in a private, petroleum-powered car.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • The Unbelievably Amazing Hidden Cars Of The Petersen Museum Vault: Part 1

    I'd been in the Petersen Automotive Museum's basement once before, many years ago, illegally, and thanks to an old Volvo P1800 key that magically fit in an elevator. But that was in the dark, and avoiding the gaze of a security guard. So when I got the chance to get a real tour of the vault, I was pretty excited, especially after they confirmed it would be with the lights on, and the security guard would leave me alone, as long as I, you know, kept my pants on and didn't act like too much of a l

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • Why Does It Take So Long To Buy A Car?

    You read the magazines, you read the online car reviews, you compare prices on the car configurators. You know what you want before you step into the showroom. So why does it take hours to buy a new car?

    By Raphael Orlove Read More
  • What Car Culture Inspires The Best Gearheads?

    Each subculture of car enthusiasts has a different sensibility. Rat rod dudes love rust, Alfa Romeo guys groan when you say it. Is there one bunch of car people that ends up with the coolest collections and best builds?

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  • This Crazy Old Nissan NX Sportbak Is Pulsar-Iffic

    Welcome to Found Around The District, where we highlight fascinating cars we find around a city where people are too busy fighting through traffic and hunting for parking to drive anything interesting: Washington, D.C.

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  • Your Ridiculously Sinister Buick Grand National Wallpaper Is Here

    Recently, I had an epiphany, but not a good one. "We haven't had an American car on Weekend Wallpaper in far too long," I realized. "This needs to be corrected immediately." But what car should I choose? A Camaro? A Mustang? A Charger? Some old-school muscle car? Perhaps some kind of Saleen?

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  • These Are The Absurdly Great Cars Of The Back To The Future Trilogy

    Last weekend, the weather in the District of Columbia was rainy, gross and cold, as it often is this time of year. So I did what any freedom-loving American man would do: I stayed inside and watched the Back to the Future trilogy. And right after Marty wandered into the 1955 version Hill Valley for the first time, this realization dawned on me: Damn, there are some seriously great cars in these movies.

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Car Types (2)

  • This Insane, Off-Roading Motorhome Ran The Baja 1000

    Getting publicity in the auto industry is easy. You build something, invite journalists, feed them shrimp and boom! — page inches. But what if you're an also-ran RV company in the late '60s looking to kick the competition in its smug, Winnebago ass? You build a custom, butane-powered motorhome powerful and tough enough to race in the punishing, off-road Baja 1000. Then you paint a weird mural on the side. Then you invite the journalists.

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Crashes and Safety (10)

Entertainment (11)

  • Even More Proof That Super Replicas Is A Scam

    I have to hand it to you guys. After reading our story yesterday on the bizarre claims and lies about celebrity endorsements made by Panama-based Super Replicas, many of you Jalops chimed in with even more evidence that the company that promises $20,000 exotic car replicas is defrauding people.

    By Patrick George Read More
  • Meet The Internet Frauds Who Want To Sell You A Top Gear-Endorsed $49,000 Bugatti

    When we were first alerted to the existence of poorly shot, poorly edited YouTube videos made by a replica car manufacturer that featured Tanner Foust and clips from Top Gear, it raised a number of red flags. What was Foust (and Steven Spielberg) doing endorsing this company? Can they really make you a Saleen S7 for $20,000? How come they never feature any completed cars on their websites? This was our first foray into the the bizarre world of Panama-based Super Replicas, lately known as "Top Ge

    By Patrick George Read More
  • Why You Shouldn't Turn Off The TV After Top Gear Tonight

    There's going to be a new show after Clarkson, May, and Hammond finally find the source of the Nile and sort out that a WRX is clearly, not-even-worth-debating the only car suitable for the journey. (At least of the three cars they chose; dollars-to-donuts their crews are in Land Rovers and 70-Series Land Cruisers). That show is called 'Gizmodo: The Gadget Testers,' which I hope you will watch, not just because I'm in it for a bit, but because I think perhaps you haven't had enough of watching a

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  • Locals Already Pissed At Top Gear For Filming In New Zealand

    Even though the last episode of Top Gear aired on Sunday night (Or next Monday for us here in America), their work never ends. We've received word that Jeremy Clarkson and James May are in New Zealand filming for next season. And guess what? The locals are angry and protesting.

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  • Top Gear Does Not Need A New Presenter

    The 19th season of Top Gear wrapped up last night, which means it's time for speculation from everyone and their uncle on how the show can be improved. The Telegraph says that the show is getting tired and stale, and that Top Gear needs a new presenter, specifically a female. Balderdash and poppycock, I say. Top Gear needs nobody, regardless of gender.

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Honda (1)

  • The 2014 Honda Odyssey Is The Exact Same Minivan But With A Vacuum Cleaner

    Children! They're the worst thing ever, those filthy little beasts. They're like tiny little magnets for dirt and grime who want nothing more than to ruin your car seats with their melted crayons and juice boxes. But now the geniuses at Honda have a solution for the next time one of your screaming mouth-breather bastards decides to get cookies all over the place: a built-in vacuum cleaner!

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News (251)

Nice Price or No Dice (21)

  • For $9,800, This CRX Lets It Ride

    As is a common occurrence for many gamblers, Honda has been having a run of bad luck rollin' the bones on its recent model introductions. Today’s Nice Price or Crack Pipe ’90 CRX comes from an era when the company seemingly was endowed with hot dice and was on a roll. But, will this Si's price mean it's crapping out?

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  • For $3,700, Could This Be The Merkur For What Ails You?

    There’s been so much love for the Merkur XR4Ti these days, that I’ll bet it makes Ford wonder where the hell were you guys in the ‘80s? This Nice Price or Crack Pipe Euro Thrash is here today, and it’s up to you to say whether its price is anything to love.

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  • For $22,000, Is This SPG A BFD?

    Saabs have always been eclectic, from the ignition lock between their seats, to their cute little mid-car mud flaps. Today’s Nice Price or Crack Pipe ’91 900 SPG is no exception, but will you take exception with its price?

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  • For $18,998, L'il Red Express Yourself

    Very few consumer-targeted trucks have ever come with stacks. Today’s Nice Price or Crack Pipe Dodge D150 L’il Red Express Truck is just so exhaustively featured, but is its price stacked against it?

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  • For $8,000, Supra-Size Me

    Everybody loves a makeover and today’s Nice Price or Crack Pipe second generation Supra is not only representative of that marque’s transition from sporty tourer to brawny super coupe, but has itself been overhauled. The question is, does its price also need a makeover?

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  • For $13,500, You Can Tell People You Drive A Ferrari

    Today’s Nice Price or Crack Pipe contender is a fourteen grand Ferrari. Those words are rarely spoken outside the context of a roadside smoldering heap, or when being quoted the cost of a major tune up, so one has to ask, what’s the catch?

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  • For $7,999, Go Out In A Blazer Of Glory

    Chevy’s Blazer was voted 1995‘s Truck of the Year by noted automotive authority, Playboy magazine. Today’s Nice Price or Crack Pipe ’97 Blazer might like to play, owing to its LS1 power, but would you be a big boob to pay its asking price?

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  • For $17,500, The Devil Wears Eldorado

    Today’s Nice Price or Crack Pipe Pierre Cardin Evolution 1 is massively rare and ‘80s fabulously fashionable. But while it’s haute couture, is it priced to make someone want to slip into its designer genes?

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  • For $5,000, This Is A Sleeper Tercel

    The seller of today’s Nice Price or Crack Pipe custom Toyota says it’s a Turbo Tercel done right- and readily anticipates challenges to that statement. Right now it’s up to you to determine if it’s also a Tercel priced nice.

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  • For $16,500, Is It Better To Own Or To RENNtech?

    While Coors Light may be more famously known as the Silver Bullet, today’s Nice Price or Crack Pipe RENNTech E60 RS could rightfully claim that title. And as alcohol and automobiles don’t mix, we’re going to see if this tuner Benz’s price can persuade you into putting down your beer and picking up your checkbook.

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  • For $6,000, Be One Bad Ass MoFo

    If you hold faith in the smooth lyrics of Isaac Hayes then Shaft was a bad mofo. If you likewise believe the ad for today’s Nice Price or Crack Pipe SBC Z then you can be one too. And not only that, but a Bad Ass one! That is of course if you don’t think that its price would be like getting the shaft.

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  • For $2,999, Viva Los Fiero!

    So many of Pontiac’s mid-enginers have been perverted into faux-rraris and the like that it’s refreshing to find one that’s stock. Today’s Nice Price or Crack Pipe Fiero isn’t stock however, but that doesn’t mean you can’t take stock of its fresh price.

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  • For $10,000, Hit The Range

    Today’s Nice Price or Crack Pipe Range Rover has had its bed made. It’s up to you to say whether its price is worth sleeping on.

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  • For $4,500, Is This DeTomaso A Dodge You Should Dodge?

    Alejandro deTomaso was like a graffiti artist, always willing to append his name to damn-near any automotive enterprise. Today’s Nice Price or Crack Pipe Dodge 024 may be one of the Argentinian’s lesser scribbles, but does its price make it worth signing on the dotted line?

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  • For $7,500, This Is A REAL Mini Pickup

    We all love Mini trucks, right? Well set your hearts to flutter because today’s Nice Price or Crack Pipe mini truck is a real Mini Truck. Will your heart however, also love its price?

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  • For $5,500, Keep This Beetle Weird

    The mantra of a certain eclectic Texas town is to keep Austin weird. Today’s Nice Price or Crack Pipe 1970 Bug is Austin-located, and with a Mazda 13B is kind of weirdly wonderful. Hopefully for its seller, the price won’t weird you out.

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  • For $2,000, Are This Civic's BFGs A BFD?

    Top Gear is presently in the middle of a cracking two-parter about the lads traversing Africa in three estates they bought for 1500 quid each. Today’s Nice Price or Crack Pipe Civic Wagon is even less than that, but do you think it’s worth it to try and catch up with Jezza, Captain Slow and the Hamster?

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  • For $4,495, Take A Seat

    Fiat used to own SEAT, but these days the company that's as Spanish as paella is a subsidiary of Volkswagen. At no time, under either of those companies, did the US get a chance at Seat ownership. Today’s Nice Price or Crack Pipe Ibiza intends to change all that, but only if enough of you own up to liking its price.

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  • For $2,500, Take This Car And Chevette

    Introduced in late 1975 as the US member of GM’s global T-platform, the Chevy Chevette was for a time the lightest production car built in America. Today’s Nice Price or Crack Pipe Chevette is somewhat more hefty owing to its Buick mill, but will that addition ensure its price fits to a T?

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Porsche (1)

  • Porsche Will Treat You Like A King If You Buy A 918 Spyder

    The Porsche 918 Spyder is a big part of the hypercar barrage that is coming our way over the next 12 months. And Porsche has decided that buying the 918 is the equivalent of finding a golden amulet, one that makes you better than the rest. That's why Porsche has created the 918 Spyder VIP program.

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Racing (13)

  • The Hater's Guide To Three Time Formula One Champion Sebastian Vettel

    German Sebastian Vettel is 25, which makes him a little younger than me. In 103 grand prix starts, Vettel has won 27 races and three championships, which makes him more successful than me in F1. He's also already established himself as one of the all-time grand prix greats. But Vettel was basically bred to be an F1 champion since the day he was born and is probably the luckiest son of a bitch on the grid.

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  • Self-Proclaimed Mayor Of Make Believe Town Wins IndyCar Season Opener

    James Hinchcliffe is a rare IndyCar driver: He has a personality, and it's a likable one. He calls himself the "Mayor of Hinchtown," which, as far as I can tell, is not an incorporated municipality in any state. Well, he just had a dynamite run in St. Petersburg to win his first ever IndyCar race.

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  • Weekend Motorsports Roundup: March 23-24, 2013

    Welcome to the Jalopnik Weekend Motorsports Roundup, where we let you know what's going on in the world of racing, where you can see it, and talk about it all in one convenient place. Where else would you want to spend your weekend?

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  • Get Inside The Mind Of A Driver Planning A Race-Winning Pass

    Elliott Skeer is an 18-year-old race driver competing in the Mazda MX5 Cup — that's the SCCA Pro Racing Playboy Mazda MX-5 Cup — for CJ Wilson Racing. This past weekend at Sebring, Skeer, aka the baby-faced assassin, took the race's second 18-lap round, thanks to a dramatic pass on the last lap.

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  • The Hater's Guide To 2008 Formula One Champion Lewis Hamilton

    There is no denying that Lewis Hamilton is one of the most brilliant Formula One drivers and motorsports talents of all time. Hamilton was a child prodigy, signed to a contract with McLaren when he was just 13 years old. He nearly won a world championship in his first season in F1 and beat the sophomore slump to win a championship in his second. But other than those feats, he's one of the most annoying, entitled, and whiny drivers on the grid.

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  • Weekend Motorsports Roundup: March 16-17, 2013

    Welcome to the Jalopnik Weekend Motorsports Roundup, where we let you know what's going on in the world of racing, where you can see it, and talk about it all in one convenient place. Where else would you want to spend your weekend?

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  • How To Achieve The Perfect Lap: As Told By The World's Fastest Drivers

    Throughout the How To Drive Fast series, I’ve offered opinions based on the experience I’ve amassed during my 17-years behind the wheel. The whole basis of this column is to help you drive faster, and learn the tricks and techniques utilized in the quest for victory. But for this piece, I turned to my friends for help: This is how to achieve the perfect lap, and it’s told by four of the fastest drivers on the planet.

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  • Weekend Motorsports Roundup: March 9-10, 2013

    Welcome to the Jalopnik Weekend Motorsports Roundup, where we let you know what's going on in the world of racing, where you can see it, and talk about it all in one convenient place. Where else would you want to spend your weekend?

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  • How McLaren Built The Greatest Formula One Car Of All-Time

    Tucked away in a factory, deep in the heart of England, a group of engineers worked tirelessly through the winter. Their dream was to craft a World Championship winning machine, capable of re-writing the history books. They garnered the most powerful engines, enlisted the world’s fastest drivers, and constructed an ingenious chassis that combined to produce a car so dominant it’s known today as the greatest Formula One car of all-time: the McLaren MP4/4.

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  • Weekend Motorsports Roundup: March 2-3, 2013

    Welcome to the Jalopnik Weekend Motorsports Roundup, where we let you know what's going on in the world of racing, where you can see it, and talk about it all in one convenient place. Where else would you want to spend your weekend?

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  • The 2014 Scion tC Is The Gateway Drug To The Infiniti G37

    Every time I see the Scion tC, one thought comes to my head. It's kind of like the Infiniti G37 on a budget. Sure, the tC is a front driver, but for some reason I see a similarity. There is now a new tC, and it still looks like the G37's gateway drug.

    By Travis Okulski Read More
  • 2014 Cadillac CTS: This Is It

    Goodbye Art and Science, hello Bronx High School of Science. It's the 2014 Cadillac CTS, now fully leaked and in all its new-luxury glory ahead of a formal unveiling at the New York Auto Show this week.

    By Mike Spinelli Read More
  • This Is Your Land Rover 65th Anniversary Mega Gallery

    The Land Rover turns 65-years old this April, so I thought it's time to dig deep into the archives to find the best photos from its muddy history. The one above is from 1948, the year when this British icon was presented to the public at the Amsterdam Motor Show.

    By Máté Petrány Read More
  • What I Learned From Hanging Out With The McLaren P1's Development Chief

    McLaren's stand was always busy at the Geneva Motor Show, with great people around including Ron Dennis himself. They also had the best dessert, champagne, the MP4-12C with and without a roof and the F1 LM XP1. Of course the main attraction was the P1 hypercar, and we talked to someone who probably knows more about that than anybody else: Paul Mackenzie, leader of the P1 development program, and head of Special Operations at McLaren.

    By Máté Petrány Read More
  • This Is Batman's Pagani Zonda F

    Do you like Batman? Do you like Pagani Zondas? Who am I kidding, of course you do, you're a human. Now, one intrepid Argentinian has combined his love of both into one. Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, Zonda!

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Spacelopnik (4)

  • This Is The Best Actual Spaceship To Make Into A Car

    You know how sometimes you get a really stupid idea in your head, and it won't just go away until you, somehow, act upon it? Not only is this the story behind 90% of swastika tattoos, but it's also the story behind this post you're reading right now. In this case, the idea is this simple question: if you had to make an actually-produced spaceship into a car, what would be the best choice?

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • Send Porn Stars To Mars!

    We were confronted with the idea of a 501-day mission to send two people on a flyby of Mars. There's only one way to make this work and it involves porn stars.

    By Raphael Orlove Read More
  • The Other Firsts No One's Talking About For The Proposed 2018 Mars Flyby Mission

    Remember Dennis Tito? He's the millionaire who became the first space tourist back in 2001, who bought himself a ticket on a Soyuz heading to the International Space Station. Now he's got some big new space plans: he wants to send two people on a Mars flyby mission in 2018. If he can pull it off, there's lots of interesting things that will happen even if you ignore the fact that two people will swing around Mars.

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Subaru (1)

  • The Subaru WRX Concept Is So Hot It Will Melt Your Eyeballs

    For as long as it's been around, the Subaru WRX hasn't really been about aesthetics. It's the kind of car where once you get behind the wheel and start driving, the way it looks on the outside becomes irrelevant. That's good because most WRX-es have ended up looking like Corollas with hood scoops and absurd wings. The Subaru WRX Concept aims to change all that.

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The Morning Shift (19)

  • The 2014 Cadillac CTS Is A Sexy Beast

    This is The Morning Shift, our one-stop daily roundup of all the auto news that's actually important — all in one place at 9:00 AM. Or, you could spend all day waiting for other sites to parse it out to you one story at a time. Isn't your time more important?

    By Travis Okulski Read More
  • Kia Thinks It Can Build A Better Juke

    This is The Morning Shift, our one-stop daily roundup of all the auto news that's actually important — all in one place at 9:00 AM. Or, you could spend all day waiting for other sites to parse it out to you one story at a time. Isn't your time more important?

    By Matt Hardigree Read More
  • The 2014 Jeep Cherokee Was Originally An Alfa Romeo CUV

    This is The Morning Shift, our one-stop daily roundup of all the auto news that's actually important — all in one place at 9:00 AM. Or, you could spend all day waiting for other sites to parse it out to you one story at a time. Isn't your time more important?

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  • Is Fisker Doomed?

    This is The Morning Shift, our one-stop daily roundup of all the auto news that's actually important — all in one place at 9:00 AM. Or, you could spend all day waiting for other sites to parse it out to you one story at a time. Isn't your time more important?

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  • Dodge Doesn't Want You To Drive Your New V6 Challenger

    This is The Morning Shift, our one-stop daily roundup of all the auto news that's actually important — all in one place at 9:00 AM. Or, you could spend all day waiting for other sites to parse it out to you one story at a time. Isn't your time more important?

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  • Michelin's New Tires Look Like Velvet

    This is The Morning Shift, our one-stop daily roundup of all the auto news that's actually important — all in one place at 9:00 AM. Or, you could spend all day waiting for other sites to parse it out to you one story at a time. Isn't your time more important?

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  • Small Trucks Are Coming Back

    This is The Morning Shift, our one-stop daily roundup of all the auto news that's actually important — all in one place at 9:00 AM. Or, you could spend all day waiting for other sites to parse it out to you one story at a time. Isn't your time more important?

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  • McLaren's Racing In The U.S.A. Again

    This is The Morning Shift, our one-stop daily roundup of all the auto news that's actually important — all in one place at 9:00 AM. Or, you could spend all day waiting for other sites to parse it out to you one story at a time. Isn't your time more important?

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