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Audi (2)

  • The 2020 Audi R8 Is Your Friendly Neighborhood Supercar

    The 2020 Audi R8 is kind of the ultimate mass-appeal supercar, but that feels like an undersell. It’s really fun to drive and ride in regardless of how talented or “into cars” you are, and somehow it manages to be imposing without being intimidating.

    By Andrew P. Collins Read More

Beyond Cars (11)

  • How The Army's Use Of TikTok Could Be A National Security Threat

    Last week, Senator Chuck Schumer wrote the U.S. Army to ask it to think twice before using TikTok for recruiting purposes. Schumer cited TikTok’s Chinese origin and laws that required Chinese companies to assist with Chinese intelligence operations. Schumer’s letter dropped just as the U.S. Army was exploring new ways to use social media for marketing and recruiting, and the U.S. government opened a national security review of the popular app. The main question is: Can TikTok be trusted to safeg

    By Kyle Mizokami Read More
  • The Marines Want To Swarm Beaches With CRABS

    When the robot uprising ends and the beaten remnants of humanity are put on trial, Exhibit A will be the day the Marines invented CRABS. CRABS, or Crawling Remotely-Operated Amphibious Breacher, will be autonomous robots designed to operate in the dangerous surf zone, under hostile fire, dismantling formidable beach defenses with tools and, very likely, their own bodies.

    By Kyle Mizokami Read More
  • Yellow Lights Need To Be Longer

    If you’ve ever felt yellow lights aren’t long enough, you aren’t alone. The length of the light varies from place to place and it’s sometimes confusing for drivers driving somewhere new who are used to a certain duration at home. A Swedish engineer named Mats Järlström is fighting the good fight in trying to make yellow lights longer.

    By Kristen Lee Read More
  • Florida Pedestrian Bridge Collapse The Result Of Bad Math And Ignoring Giant Cracks: Feds

    On March 15, 2018, a pedestrian bridge at Florida International University collapsed, crushed the cars underneath, killing six people and injuring 10 others. The tragedy was the result of a litany of errors by the contractors designing the bridge, an independent reviewer supposed to catch those errors, and the contractors’ dismissal of obvious structural defects prior to the bridge being put over the roadway, the National Transportation Safety Board concluded in their their report.

    By Aaron Gordon Read More
  • The Laser Weapon Is Really, Really Finally Here

    Rejoice if you look towards the dystopia of the Star Wars universe, for laser weapons have finally, at long last, arrived. The laser, a weapon system perpetually “ten or fifteen years away” from operational use, is off the development treadmill and entering the field. In addition to the smug banter of science fiction video games, you can now have the weapons too. Here’s how they work and how they’ll change warfare forever.

    By Kyle Mizokami Read More
  • Actually, The SUV-Defeating Rock Is Good

    Yesterday, my esteemed colleague Erin Marquis ran a blog about a rock in an Omaha parking lot that has claimed multiple SUV victims. The rock, plainly visible in a landscaped median, has been run over by more than a dozen SUV drivers who, some say, could not see the boulder because SUVs have notoriously poor visibility by the front wheels.

    By Aaron Gordon Read More
  • The Air Force's Robotic Spaceplane Returns After Nearly 800 Days In Orbit

    The U.S. Air Force’s X-37B returned to Earth this week after more than two years in orbit. The unmanned space plane keeps breaking records, this time spending 780 days circling the planet before gliding to a stop at NASA’s Kennedy Space Center in Florida. The spacecraft is a key part of the Pentagon’s plans for space at a time when NATO is set to declare space a “domain of warfare.”

    By Kyle Mizokami Read More

BMW (1)

  • The 2020 BMW M235i Gran Coupe Is Full Of Surprises

    “Wait a minute. Holy shit,” I said out loud in near-total disbelief as I walked up to my friend and Jalopnik contributor William Clavey as he started up the new BMW M235i Gran Coupe. I was not expecting a bellowing and cracking exhaust note I could hear from 20 feet away. “That was you? That’s what it sounds like?”

    By Patrick George Read More

Buying (16)

  • Should I Buy A Car Before Or After I Retire?

    As Jalopnik’s resident car buying expert and professional car shopper, I get emails. Lots of emails. I’ve decided to pick a few questions and try to help out. This week we are discussing the timing of buying a new car around retirement, dealers that won’t sell out of state, and the best low-cost but high MPG manual car.

    By Tom McParland Read More
  • The Only Way For Long-Term Electric Car Sales To Work Is To Do What The Communists Did

    I saw an article recently documenting how Tesloop, a Southern California car shuttle service that only operates Teslas, has some of the highest-mileage Teslas in the world, with many having over 300,000 miles on the clock. The important part here, though, is that maintenance-wise, the cars are doing fantastic, way better than a combustion car with similar mileage. Mechanically, any electric car—not just Teslas—should be equally long-lived. That’s precisely why in order for electric carmakers to

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • The 2019 Genesis G80 5.0 Is Pure Class

    The Genesis luxury sedans were pretty nice even when they were still badged as Hyundais. Since then, the label’s only gotten more refined and impressive. The 2019 Genesis G80, in its top trim with a 5.0-liter V8 and all-wheel drive, feels fancy without getting pretentious. It’s still catching up to the Europeans in elegance, but there’s a lot to like here.

    By Andrew P. Collins Read More
  • How Much Should You Spend On A Car Based On Your Income?

    As Jalopnik’s resident car buying expert and professional car shopper, I get emails. Lots of emails. I’ve decided to pick a few questions and try to help out. This week we are discussing how to budget for a car based on a percentage of your income, smallish SUVs for taller folks and buying an extended warranty on an old Acura.

    By Tom McParland Read More
  • I'm A Freelance Sports Blogger Who Needs An Affordable Set Of Wheels! What Car Should I Buy?

    Dan used to write for the best sports blog on the internet. And, being someone who knows what’s good and what isn’t, he knows when to get out when things turn sour. Now he’s returned to the freelance life, and sharing a car with his fiancee just isn’t cutting it anymore. He needs an affordable ride that is both easy to park in the city, but good for long trips as well. What car should he buy?

    By Tom McParland Read More
  • You Bought The Wrong Toyota 4Runner

    I bought a Toyota 4Runner recently. I haven’t written about it yet because it’s hardly the most exciting thing in the world, but so far I like it a lot. It’s a 2002, a Limited, it has some really great equipment and drives like a nearly new car at 200,000 miles. (This is what happens when you get burned out on old BMWs.)

    By Patrick George Read More
  • The 2020 Lexus RC F Track Edition Is More Cruise Than Missile

    When I spoke to Toyota performance boss Tetsuya Tada at the launch of the 2020 Toyota Supra this summer, I had to ask him the obvious: why not use a Toyota platform and engine for the Supra? Why go with BMW guts for such an important car? Why not—to put it simply—do it yourselves? I wanted to hear his answer, but in the back of my mind, I was thinking about the Lexus RC F.

    By Patrick George Read More
  • I'm Trying To Sell Two Vehicles I Love But I'm Having Such A Hard Time With It

    For as long as I can remember, I’ve been spending most of my weekends fixing what has swollen into an overwhelming fleet of nine automobiles. This has required serious sacrifice, and it’s just not sustainable, which is why I’ve been trying to sell my 1948 Willys CJ-2A and my beloved Postal Jeep. But I’m really struggling with it.

    By David Tracy Read More
  • The 2020 Mercedes-AMG GLC 63 S Drives More Like A Sports Car Than It Has Any Right To

    If there was ever a car designed specifically to print money, it’s the Mercedes-Benz GLC. They are the Toyota RAV4s of luxury, and they are everywhere. But that’s not the only result of people mindlessly buying a Benz just because (OK, some do). The GLC is legitimately good, and comes in a variety of trims to make everyone happy. Especially the AMG 63 S. That one made me very happy.

    By Kristen Lee Read More
  • Why Does The Dealer Want Me To Agree To A Price Before A Test Drive?

    As Jalopnik’s resident car buying expert and professional car shopper, I get emails. Lots of emails. I’ve decided to pick a few questions and try to help out. This week we are discussing shady test drive procedures, delivery miles that were more than promised and treating yourself—to a reasonable car.

    By Tom McParland Read More

Culture (121)

  • The Oldest Street Legal Car In Germany Has Two Brakes And Two Horns

    It’s common knowledge that the oldest gasoline-powered internal combustion automobile is a German one, the 1885 Benz Patent-Motorwagen. That’s all great, but if you want to drive it, you better head to a private track. That’s because it’s not only a priceless piece of history, it’s also not street legal. If you want to drive a truly old car down your local eight-lane highway, you’re going to need this 1894 Benz Victoria.

    By Michael Ballaban Read More
  • Daimler To Cut At Least 10,000 Jobs, Blames It On Electric Cars

    Mercedes’s parent company, Daimler, made €7.6 billion (or about $8.4 billion) in profit last year. But as we’re all in the midst of an electric car revolution, Daimler has apparently decided that some heads must roll, and it’s cutting at least 10,000 jobs to facilitate the switch.

    By Michael Ballaban Read More
  • What Do You Want To Know About The 2020 BMW M340i?

    Generally speaking, I like most of the stuff BMW is putting out these days. The new Toyota Supra is excellent, the 8 Series is a delight and even that little 2 Series Gran Coupe proved to be a nice surprise when I drove it in prototype form. But if you can’t get your bread and butter right, what’s the point of everything else? I’m about to see if the new 3 Series is any good.

    By Patrick George Read More
  • Judge Rules Mahindra Roxor Infringes On Jeep, Fiat Chrysler Will Seek Stop-Sale

    The Detriot-built not for street use side-by-side called the Mahindra Roxor is a favorite around here because it delivers on the promise of an old-school back to basics off-road experience. It does that by cribbing most of itself from a Willys Civilian Jeep, though none of the Roxor’s dimensions are exactly Willys, and none of the parts are carry overs.

    By Bradley Brownell Read More
  • You Can Talk About This Taillight Mystery At Thanksgiving To Avoid Talking About Politics

    Happy Thanksgiving! As you may have suspected, one of the biggest things I’m thankful for is you, all of you, you glorious loons who read what I write and comment and engage and argue and delight. That’s why I want to try and lend a hand here. I know Thanksgiving means, for many of us, interactions with relatives with dramatically opposing views on many things—politics, religion, life choices of all sorts—and talking to them can be, well, hell. So, I’m offering you this: a taillight mystery that

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • What's The Most Obscure Automotive Or Racing Fact You Know?

    I am a big fan of esoteric knowledge. The kind of stuff that nobody really needs to know, that doesn’t really matter, but makes for a good talking point. And with the holidays coming up, I need some conversation pieces to distract my family from asking me when me and my husband are going to have kids despite the fact that we still live in two separate countries. What are the weirdest, most obscure racing or just general automotive facts you know?

    By Elizabeth Blackstock Read More
  • What Do You Want To Know About The 2019 Mercedes-AMG GT 63 S?

    When I first laid eyes on the 2019 Mercedes-AMG GT 63 S, I was mildly affronted. I didn’t find it particularly attractive, and because I’m shallow, a car’s looks absolutely factor into how I feel about it. However! After about two days with it, I regret my chair-side dismissal immediately. The car is good. It might even be great. What do you want to know about it?

    By Kristen Lee Read More
  • Comment Of The Day: Kidneys, Not Grills Edition

    The kidney-to-Audi-RS6-Avant markets have been fluctuating lately, and as of the closing bell this afternoon kidneys were valued a significant ten points less than what they closed at yesterday. Compare this to RS6 Avant futures, which are ballooning beyond valuation expectations.

    By Bradley Brownell Read More
  • What We Know About The Hybrid, All-Wheel Drive C8 Corvette From Official Documents

    The 2020 Chevrolet Corvette just debuted with the engine in the middle for the first time ever in production form, but General Motors has wasted no time telling us there’s room for more performance. But what form could that take? Thanks to documents obtained by Jalopnik, we actually have some details on how the Corvette team might electrify its mid-engine sports car for even greater performance—and add all-wheel drive.

    By Bozi Tatarevic Read More
  • The Current-Generation Mercedes-AMG SL63, A Great Car, Is Dead

    I know it feels monumentally dumb to call any AMG “underappreciated” but that’s exactly what the Mercedes-AMG SL63 is, in today’s Mercedes lineup. It’s not quite the flex that, say, a G63 is, and it’s not nearly as fast as an AMG GT. And that’s what makes it great. Anyway, it’s dead now.

    By Michael Ballaban Read More
  • Watch Me Geek Out Over An Iconic And Cheap-Ass Taillight

    My unofficial mission for these videos is to talk about stuff that, normally, I’d be too embarrassed to discuss with any normal, well-adjusted person. My obsession with this dirt-common, unremarkable taillight absolutely fits that category. Here, where you’ve made some sort of ill-considered choice to click on that video, it’s okay. But I think if I cornered some poor bastard at a party and started ranting about this, I’d be told maybe I really should be getting back home to check on my, oh, any

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • Here's Our Best Look Yet At The 2021 Volkswagen GTI

    The Volkswagen GTI is a signifier of good taste in cars. As one of the most well-rounded hot hatchbacks on the market, when you see one, you can safely assume its owner likes to have fun behind the wheel. Now that a new Volkswagen Golf is out, it’s no great surprise to learn what the next GTI will look like, but we’re happy to see it anyway.

    By Patrick George Read More
  • Los Angeles Mocks Us All With A Stunning Assortment Of Cars At A Random Morning Meetup

    I lived in Los Angeles for close to 20 years, and while I’m certainly not blind to LA’s many troubles, sweet mother of noodles, does that city have some fantastic cars. You can’t help but notice that while you’re just driving around, but just in case you’ve somehow been in an interesting-car-blocking fog, all you have to do is find one of the city’s Cars and Coffee meetups at any given morning and the sheer car-quality will just slap you in the face like a soaking wet towel.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • Watch This Guy's Homemade Epoxy Wheel Survive An Incredible Driveway Burnout

    I can’t say I totally understand the epoxy crafts trend that’s been sweeping the internet (if you haven’t been plagued by millions of videos of this shit on Facebook, don’t start now), but it was only a matter of time before someone actually had A Good Idea and decided to build a wheel out of clear epoxy. And the thing actually holds up under pressure pretty damn well.

    By Elizabeth Blackstock Read More
  • Chihuahua Absconds With Car, Drives Across Road

    Everyone thought it was going to be the cats that took over—not the machines, war, or any other apocalyptic threat. “Why are you a cat person?” people ask, reminding me that dogs have owners and cats have servants. “Don’t you know they’re just sizing you up for a coup?” But at least I’ll have the last laugh before our new overlords take over, because it won’t be the cats. It’ll be the dogs.

    By Alanis King Read More
  • If the Cybertruck catches on, does that mean angles could make a comeback? I hope so.

    By Patrick George Read More
  • Ben Folds Five - 'Army'

    Traffic sucks, so why not start your morning off with some music? You provide the toast, and we’ll provide the jams.

    By Patrick George Read More
  • What Unfulfilled Future Product Rumor Left You Flat?

    I love the product rumors you see in automobile publications, the wilder the better. It’s exciting when they turn out correct, even if it takes a long time to actually confirm, but it’s almost even better when they’re wrong, even if the rumored product was almost guaranteed to be amazing.

    By Max Finkel Read More
  • Comment Of The Day: It's Got Potential Edition

    It took a few years for the new-for-1964 Ford Mustang to grow out of its awkward years into a proper muscle car. By 1967 it gained some musculature and body mass, with which it came to define the Pony Car era. With experience in motorsport, a lot of research and development, and a few years of growth, the Mustang became the car we all remember as being an icon.

    By Bradley Brownell Read More
  • Here Are A Few Tips To Guide You Through Winter Driving

    Depending on your skills as a driver, winter driving is either the best or the worst thing to happen to you. I’m someone who spent most of my driving life in Texas only to then move up to the northeast, and I decided that I hated driving in the snow enough to just marry a Canadian and let him do all the hard work for me. But if don’t have a permanent bad weather driver at your disposal then you’re in luck, because Team O’Neil Rally School has put together a great video explaining the basics of w

    By Elizabeth Blackstock Read More
  • The Tesla Cybertruck's Tent Is The Best Car Tent Since The 2001 Pontiac Aztek

    Overlanding is all the rage these days, which I know because it was all anyone could talk about at SEMA this year. Do you know what’s better than a rooftop tent? A tent that is an extension of your vehicle. One which can fold away and not hinder the aerodynamics of your vehicle, lest your (optional) 500 miles of electric range be reduced. Like this one shown on a Tesla Cybertruck.

    By Bradley Brownell Read More
  • GM Recalls More Than 550,000 Trucks Over Potential For Seat-Belt Systems To Cause Fires

    Most recalls through the U.S. National Highway Traffic Safety Administration are for problems that aren’t great but sound rather normal, like rollaway risk, airbag issues, or faulty builds. But a new, nearly 560,000-truck General Motors recall sounds like something out of a Mad Lib: Seat belts in the affected vehicles could, in the right conditions, end up causing a fire.

    By Alanis King Read More
  • It's Almost 2020 And There's Still No Lifted Audi R8

    The safari trend is an understandable one. Take a car that is low and sporty and raise up the ride height so it can be fast and sporty on rough roads or off them entirely. Porsches have been caught up (lol), Ferraris have been caught up, but there’s one notable absence and I don’t understand it.

    By Raphael Orlove Read More
  • I'm Intrigued By This Possibly Alfa 4C-Based Maserati Sports Car Prototype

    We find ourselves in an odd time when automakers are putting out their own camouflaged “spy shots” of prototype cars to drum up pre-release hype. As an editor, I’m fine with this; it’s less freelance money I have to spend buying photos. But it is a bit of a strange practice, and most of the time I don’t really care. Unless it’s a new sports car from Maserati that seems to have very familiar bones. Then we care.

    By Patrick George Read More
  • What Should Be The Next Big Racing Movie?

    In the past few years, we’ve had both Rush and Ford V. Ferrari, two very great historically-based movies about motorsport that, for all their minor flaws, still kick so much ass that it’s hard not to wax a little poetic about them. But what other racing movies should we be getting out of this fast car kick?

    By Elizabeth Blackstock Read More
  • Comment Of The Day: The Face Of EVs Edition

    Why do electric vehicles need to look like traditional cars? Why can’t new EV manufacturers make them look like whatever they want them to be? The batteries are in the floor and the motors can be configured in myriad different layouts, so why do they need a traditional two- or three-box capital-a Automotive design form?

    By Bradley Brownell Read More
  • Bugatti And Volkswagen In Talks To Build An Electric Four-Seater

    Bugatti caters to something of a niche market: very rich people who are interested in owning a fast, rare car. But that’s not quite enough to satisfy yet another growing sector of the automotive population: electric vehicle enthusiasts. Enter Volkswagen, who might just be funding Bugatti’s EV dreams.

    By Elizabeth Blackstock Read More
  • What Is The Weirdest Factory Spoiler?

    Spoilers are kind of a weird thing. Sometimes they really define the overall aesthetic of the car while other times they can seem like an awkward, tacked-on afterthought. Since I am dangerously close to 40 years old I remember a time when every 5th Honda Civic on the road had some giant and practically useless wing on the back. The effects can be even weirder when automakers design a car to have a useless and odd piece of areo straight from the factory.

    By Tom McParland Read More
  • The 'Speed Kills Myth' Guy Isn't Done Yet

    It was his absolute, utter consternation with some speed limits in British Columbia inspired Chris Thompson, a video producer, to make a remarkably convincing video on the subject that went viral back in 2013. Now, Thompson’s back with a sequel. He’s still mad! And he’s not here for any of the nonsense.

    By Erik Shilling Read More
  • Nobody Is Cross-Shopping The Toyota Supra With Anything Else

    The 2020 Toyota Supra. Dun dun duuuuuun. The Goliath. The all-powerful, Japanese tuning legend, whose predecessor’s iron-heart struck fear and wonder into the quaking souls of Italian exotics. This is the new one, and it has some pretty big shoes to fill.Look, there are things we like and don’t like about the new Supra. Things we like include the looks. Maybe you hated it in photographs, but in real life, it’s striking. Its proportions up front are long and low to the ground, while it has great,

    By Kristen Lee Read More
  • Every Single Fourth-Generation Mustang Looks Like It Lost A Bar Fight

    Ford sold a million and a half Mustangs between 1994 and 2004, so it may be a little unrealistic to assume that all of them have noticeable exterior damage. And yet, every time I see one parked on the street or driving next to me, there it is: a fender dragging on the ground, a big tear in the convertible top, huge areas of peeling paint, or some other major, noticeable damage. It’s not always the same damage, but every fourth-gen Mustang has apparently been wrecked or vandalized in some way. It

    By Matt Brown Read More
  • Here Are Pictures Of The 2021 Ford Mustang Mach-E's Unusual Door Handle And Frunk [Updated]

    Press photos always make a car look prettier than it really is. They’re taken from all the optimal angles, with just the right lighting, and they likely go through a lot of post-processing. So if you want to know what the 2021 Ford Mustang Mach-E looks like in real life, you’ll want to check out this not-particularly-glamorous leaked photo. Update: We now have photos of the unique door handle and frunk!

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  • Your Ridiculously Awesome 500 Horsepower Club Wallpaper Is Here

    We live in an era when 500 horsepower is no longer the exclusive purview of supercars. This isn’t a bad thing. There’s more performance out there than ever before, and it’s more accessible than it’s ever been. And this trio represents the really diverse ways to get to 500 horses.

    By Patrick George Read More
  • The BMW i4 Packs 530 HP To Be An Electric M3 Alternative: Report

    As BMW is a company that made its name on fun four-door cars, it should come as no surprise that its first-ever electric sedan, the BMW i4, will perform fairly well. Maybe “fairly well” is understating it a bit. According to a new report, the i4 will be pushing a healthy 530 horsepower.

    By Fred Smith Read More
  • What's Your Favorite Unnecessary Car?

    Most cars are necessary. Lexus, for instance, needs to sell those compact crossovers and midsized sedans to compete in the luxury marketplace. It does not, however, need an opulent grand tourer. That did not stop the Lexus LC 500 from finding its way through production.

    By Fred Smith Read More
  • What Was Your Favorite Car Enthusiast Movie Of The Last Decade?

    I try not to spend much of my time thinking about how long we have left in the decade, but it came to my attention today that there are only 46 days remaining in this decade. Movies are a very important part of my life, and I like to record the passing of time in the movies I’ve seen. Like that scene in High Fidelity where Cusack reorganizes his record collection in biographical order. Am I the weird one?

    By Bradley Brownell Read More
  • Comment Of The Day: Heckin' Chonker Edition

    The new Mustang Mach-E made its debut last night thanks to an accidental leak. We learned all kinds of things about the new car, including trim packages, 0-60 times, EV ranges, and pricing. We also got to see the thing without its camouflage on. It looks a little bit like a Tesla Model X that wasn’t given enough time in the transmogrifyer machine set to Mustang. The hips, grille, and tail lights are clearly Mustang, but the rest of it is just a little bit too... chonky.

    By Bradley Brownell Read More
  • Ferrari's Giant Key Fob Is What Ferrari Buyers Actually Want

    There are many reasons to buy a Ferrari if you have immoral levels of cash, most of them good. They are fun to drive. They are stylish. The incredibly supple leather coddles your bottom like your mamma did when you were a newborn. But those are not the reasons one actually buys a Ferrari.

    By Elizabeth Blackstock Read More
  • Ford Was Once On The Cutting Edge Of Really Batshit Taillight Ideas

    As you are no doubt aware, the worth of a carmaker is only as good as the amount of imagination and daring they are willing to put into taillight research and development. With this idea in mind, I think we can safely say that the Ford Motor Company peaked in 1965, with the development of the Video Pod. Look upon the Video Pod, ye mighty, and despair.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • Words Apparently Matter When It Comes To Car Crashes

    The headline on this blog used the word car “crashes,” not “accidents,” because words matter. That is the conclusion of a study conducted by researchers from Texas A&M and Rutgers University about how “minor changes in crash coverage can shift a reader’s perceptions of what happened and what to do about it.”

    By Aaron Gordon Read More
  • Let's Take A Deep Dive Into The First Toilets Seen In The Star Wars Universe

    The new Disney+ series The Mandalorian has proven quite fascinating for a number of reasons, but I think by far the most important revelation from the show has been our very first glimpse, since the series started way back in 1977, of a toilet in the Star Wars universe. For me, this is far bigger than the reveal that Darth Vader was Luke’s father, by far. I’ve been wanting to know how all those aliens and heroes and villains in that universe from a long time ago and far, far away peed and took d

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • My Problem With The Ford 'Mustang' Mach-E

    I get it. Really, I do. You’re Ford, building what looks to be an electric Mazda CX-5, and you want people to buy it. You’re worried that because no one has ever built an electric CX-5 before, no one will buy one, either. You’re worried your electric crossover won’t stand out in the endless sea of other new electric crossovers, very few of which are actually interesting to look at unless they have Falcon Doors. But people buy Mustangs. They love Mustangs. So call it a “Mustang” and you can quit

    By Michael Ballaban Read More
  • Nothing Says Determination Like A Caged Miata Parked In Manhattan

    If your dream is of driving to the limit on a twisting road course, there is no car closer to that ideal than an original Mazda Miata, caged on sticky tires. And if your dream is of driving on a road course, there is no environment more hospitable to it than in the midst of Manhattan.

    By Raphael Orlove Read More
  • The Alfa Romeo 4C Is One Step Closer To Death

    Our beloved Alfa Romeo 4C, the Ferrari Dino successor we didn’t ask for but lovingly accept, is inching even further toward a fizzling demise. With the coupe already dead, the Spider has now been killed in Europe. The end is nigh.

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  • Ford And GM's Decision To Abandon Small Cars Is Already Costing Them

    Ford and General Motors, as you may have heard, are getting out of the small car business in America. Both say that this is because they need to invest in electrification and autonomy, and also because consumer taste has shifted. A new report says that brand loyalty for a huge chunk of buyers has also taken a hit.

    By Erik Shilling Read More
  • There Was A Time When Ford Didn't Think The Mustang Brand Was Worth What A Fancy Truck Costs

    How much do you think the Mustang brand identity is worth to Ford today? A hell of a lot, right? It’s a legit automotive icon, and the only non truck/crossover/SUV they’re still even willing to sell in America anymore, so you’d think it’s safe to say that the Mustang brand is considered a crown jewel of Ford. Incredibly, this hasn’t always been the case; in fact, at one time, Ford wasn’t even willing to pay the price of a top-spec F450 for it. I’ll explain.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • The New Ferrari Roma Is A Swoopy And Classy Road Trip Supercar

    The Ferrari Roma’s smooth silhouette, long snout, and relaxed posture remind me of the Ferrari Maranello. That should be enough to get your attention since that super coupe was one of the greatest design triumphs of the 1990s. But it looks like the Roma will be pretty hot in its own right.

    By Andrew P. Collins Read More
  • The Mistakes We Make

    On Monday, Uber CEO Dara Khosrowshahi was roundly condemned, including by this website, for telling Axios’s HBO show that the murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi by the Saudi government was “a serious mistake,” just like when Uber killed a woman with its self-driving car. Khosrowshahi then dismissed both incidents by saying “I think that people make mistakes.” And surely, people should be forgiven for their mistakes.

    By Aaron Gordon Read More
  • I Have One Very Important Question About Landspeeders In The Mandalorian

    As many of you fellow dorks are likely aware, there is finally a Star Wars-universe television series that might actually meet or surpass the sublime quality standards set by the Star Wars Holiday Special. That series is The Mandalorian, the flagship series of Disney’s new scheme to take your money and make it theirs, the Disney+ streaming service. I thought the first episode was quite good, but it did leave me thinking about land speeders an awful lot. So let’s discuss.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • This Morris Is The Cutest Electric Commercial Van I've Ever Seen

    Not everything was great about the 1950s, but if there was one thing I could bring back about the era, it’s the frankly adorable commercial vans that used to tool around the streets of England. Thankfully, Morris is doing just that with its brand new all-electric Morris JE.

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  • The Toyota Camry And Toyota Avalon Are Getting All-Wheel Drive

    Though crossovers and SUVs dominate the new car market as the Sedanocalypse closes in around us, some four-door cars will always be fine. The Toyota Camry is one of them. It may have lost its U.S. sales crown to the RAV4, but no one should worry about its future. Especially after today, when Toyota announced it should get better at handling poor weather.

    By Patrick George Read More
  • Elon Musk Confirms European Gigafactory Will Be Built In Berlin

    Elon Musk announced during an awards ceremony in Germany on Tuesday and confirmed via tweet that Tesla will build its fourth “Gigafactory” in Berlin, Germany to build batteries, powertrains and vehicles. This will be Tesla’s fourth such project, following the ex-SolarCity facility in Buffalo, the Nevada Gigafactory outside of Reno (still under construction), and the China Gigafactory in Shanghai which just started producing its first cars.

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  • Comment Of The Day: Good Tires Edition

    Put a hot doggin’ sports car driver on summer rubber in the snow and even the best of us will have a difficult time. The cold temperature makes a sticky summer tire as hard as peanut brittle. The wide tread blocks sit up on top of the snow rather than dig in for traction. Similarly the shallow grooves don’t allow anywhere for the snow or slush to evacuate. It’s all bad. Which is probably why a new Corvette might be thrown into a wall as soon as the white stuff flies.

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  • The Honda Prelude Was Controversial In Japan Because Of Something Called The 'Pervert Lever'

    Here in America, the Honda Prelude is remembered as a fun, sporty little car, a reminder of a time when everything Honda made was clever and reliable, and the Prelude was their way of having some fun without sacrificing Honda quality. People in America have fond memories of the Prelude, which is why finding out that it was a flop in Japan is so hard to imagine. What’s even harder to wrap your head around is part of why: it had a “pervert lever.” Wait, what?

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  • Does Aspark Want Us To Bone This Car Or What

    I had forgotten about Japanese automaker Aspark and its all-electric hypercar, the Aspark Owl, until today. It’s certainly a cool-looking thing with incredibly aspirational performance claims. But besides all that, I have this weird feeling Aspark (or whoever wrote the Owl’s press release) really, really wants us to bone this car.

    By Kristen Lee Read More
  • Why Motor Trend's Dyno Test Of The 2020 Chevrolet C8 Corvette Revealed Huge But Wrong Power Numbers

    Back in October, Motor Trend wrote that, during its dyno testing, a 2020 Chevrolet Corvette had made horsepower and torque numbers well above the rated 495 horsepower and 470 lb-ft. The publication concluded then that the car “produces more power than what Chevy claims.” But now in a new follow-up, the team admits that it conducted the testing improperly. Here’s why the figures were so high.

    By David Tracy Read More
  • How I Made My Cheap SUV Perfect For Sleeping, Camping, And Off-Roading

    You don’t need to spend $50,000 to have a legit overland SUV you can off-road in all day and sleep in at night. You don’t even need to drop $10,000. I’m about $5,000 into my 1998 Mitsubishi Montero so far; here’s how I’ve got this budget-friendly rig set up without sacrificing too much comfort or safety.

    By Andrew P. Collins Read More
  • Beverly Hills Police Are Keeping The Streets Safe From Miscreants Driving Sofas

    Residents of Beverly Hills have one less thing to be concerned about, one less worry to add to the considerable pile of their difficult, hardscrabble lives: their streets are safe from prowling leopard-print sofas with tall, lanky Brits on them. But who is this long, snow-haired madman terrorizing the simple citizens of the Hills of Beverly on his animal-skin-clad motor-couch?

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • Japan Wants You To Stop Buying All Its Skyline GT-Rs

    Being in the export and import business in Japan pays off. As sketchy as that might sound, Japan exports a little over a million used cars every year. Most of these cars are pretty unremarkable, bound for emerging markets and New Zealand. But a small percentage of cars leaving Japan every year are held dear by many enthusiasts in the country.

    By Ken Saito Read More
  • Ken Block Shipped His Hoonitruck To A Chinese Mountain So You Could See Climbkhana 2 On 11/18

    You may know Ken Block from such films as Gymkhana 10, or Climbkhana. The latter of the two was a wild sideways-and-smokey run up Pikes Peak with cinematography help from the legendary Jeff Zwart. Pikes Peak is dangerous when you aren’t drifting and showboating for the camera, which made that one perhaps Block’s most exciting film. In an effort for ever-wilder clips, the Hoonigan crew shipped off to China for a Climbkhana sequel, this time up China’s famous Heaven’s Gate road.

    By Bradley Brownell Read More
  • I Refuse To Believe The Maserati GranTurismo Is Dead

    I was born on March 6, 2007, when Maserati parked me on stage at the Geneva Motor Show. I, the Maserati GranTurismo. I, undying. I, a vision of design and excellence that remains indefatigable. You mean to tell me that the final GranTurismo has already been built, production concluded? I refuse to believe.

    By Raphael Orlove Read More
  • Pixar's Upcoming Movie Onward Looks Like It Should Be Full Of Good Alternate-Universe Cars

    I do realize that this trailer came out months ago, but for whatever reason I didn’t pay it much attention until now when I realized that the trailer is jam-packed full of almost-normal-but-still-alternate-universe cars. Which, of course, are some of the best fake cars. These fake cars appear to be part of a sort of fantasy-oriented world, so they have some subtle influences from there, like those crystal-shaped side marker lamps on that van there.

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  • Uber CEO: Mistakes Happen, Like When A Government Murders A Journalist Or Your Autonomous Car Kills Somebody

    Last October, Washington Post columnist Jamal Khashoggi was murdered in Istanbul by the Saudi government. His body was dismembered with a bone saw under orders from Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman. Saudi Arabia is Uber’s fifth-largest shareholder and the head of its sovereign wealth fund is a member of the company’s board. So what does Uber CEO Dara Khosrowshahi say about the killing? Well, simply, “people make mistakes.”

    By Michael Ballaban Read More
  • In Your Head, What Counts As Warp Speed In Your Car?

    Let me preface this first by acknowledging that this is, by any rational accounting, stupid. Let’s just get that out of the way and let the reality of it wash over us. All good? Great. Now, here’s my question: when you’re driving, and mind is wandering, and you’re sort of half-pretending your car is a spaceship, how do you define the line between faster-than-light speed travel and sublight speed travel? I ask because I have a sort of little guide. Let’s talk about it.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • The Maserati Biturbo Was A Bad Car That Saved A Brand

    Maserati is in rough shape right now, but I’d be lying if I told you it was the first time. Now, as Groupe PSA gobbles up Fiat Chrysler and Maserati along with it, it’s worth remembering the last time Peugeot bought Maserati’s owner back in and sent the brand into turmoil, and the car that saved it. The Biturbo.

    By Max Finkel Read More
  • What Are Your Best Hitchhiking Stories?

    Sharing a ride with a stranger isn’t uncommon. If you use ride-hailing services, you’re probably doing it all the time. But for most people, riding with strangers conjures up images of traditional hitchhiking and all of the baggage that comes with it.

    By Max Finkel Read More
  • Let's Remember Some Hero Rocks

    The government of the United States of America, and those of individual states, have collectively determined it is fine to have people who don’t know how to drive large vehicles driving large vehicles. But among us are some heroes, heroes that refuse to accept this state of affairs. They are the hero rocks.

    By Aaron Gordon Read More
  • What's The Worst Thing You've Ever Seen While Flying?

    Anyone who travels by air enough likely has a very specific set of pet peeves based on all the terrible things they’ve experienced while flying—but there are some things that go totally above and beyond small annoyances. You know, those things that you just cannot believe someone actually did, those things that leave you with a bad taste in your mouth and a vague feeling of horror at the human condition.

    By Elizabeth Blackstock Read More
  • Once, Big Copper Built Some Amazing Electric Cars

    It’s come to my attention that many people out there aren’t thinking about copper, the element with atomic number 29, all the time. In fact, many people only think of it as that stuff meth-heads like to strip from the walls of houses, but it’s really so very much more. For example, it’s a fantastic conductor of electricity, which is why the Copper Development Association (CDA) bothered to make some interesting electric cars back in the 1970s.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • The Gorgeous 2020 Hyundai Sonata Starts At $23,400

    The 2019 New York International Auto Show was largely a blur, but one car does stand out in my memory. It’s the sleek and gorgeous 2020 Hyundai Sonata, with a hood curvature that would stop even the fiercest of brand snobs. And you don’t even have to pay out the nose for one.

    By Kristen Lee Read More
  • Volkswagen Calls The ID. Space Vizzion A Crossover But It's A Damn Wagon, Folks

    I know there’s a huge, huge distance between a render and what actually hits production. So if it does turn out the all-electric Volkswagen ID. Space Vizzion is a crossover in production form, then I’ll be sad. But until that happens, I’m going to call it a wagon because that’s what it damn looks like.Despite having a name that gives me hives when I type it out, the Space Vizzion looks fantastic. Its proportions are long and sleek and its face has a distinct Scirocco-ness to it. It is the sevent

    By Kristen Lee Read More
  • Comment Of The Day: Shifting Gears Edition

    Where were you when you found out that it was possible to have an electric car with a manual transmission? Maybe you sat down for a second like Rodin’s Thinker and said aloud to no one in particular “Maybe the future won’t be so bad after all.” like I did. Maybe it completely changed the course of your life. Or maybe that time is right now.

    By Bradley Brownell Read More
  • The Whole "Ok, Boomer" Thing Is Summed Up In This Car For Boomers

    I’m sure by now you’ve heard about the whole “Ok, boomer” trend, where all the people who are not Baby Boomers (that is, people born between 1946 and 1964) have decided that they need something dismissive to say to old gasbags when they won’t shut up about the Millennials and how they don’t do anything right and are always on their phones or whatever. I’m Gen X, so I barely know what’s going on, anyway, but I’m told this is A Thing. Well, now there’s a sort of car, targeted squarely at Boomers,

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • The Feds Are Recommending Mandatory Helmet Laws, Which Do Not Work, For Bicyclists Too

    More cyclists are dying on American roads. Last year, 857 cyclists were killed by drivers, a 6.3 percent increase from the year prior, even as overall road fatalities fell by 2.4 percent, according to the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration.To try and reverse this morbid trend, the National Transportation Safety Board (NTSB) issued a series of recommendations. Most of them are beneficial if obvious ones: give cyclists their own road space physically separated from motor vehicles, desi

    By Aaron Gordon Read More
  • The 2020 Dodge Challenger Drag Pak Will Allow 50 People To Run 7s

    Only 50 of Mopar’s new Challenger Drag Pak will be made, each with a serialized plaque for the sake of collectability [Ewww]. This master of the 1320 is powered by a supercharged 354-cubic inch V8 through a 3-speed manually-shifted quick auto to a super sturdy Strange-built 9" rear stick axle. While Dodge didn’t say exactly how much horsepower it makes, or how fast it’ll go, or what kinds of times it will run, it is improved over the outgoing Drag Pak, which was capable of running 7.60s in the q

    By Bradley Brownell Read More
  • Evil Boulder Menace Somehow Manages To Take Out A Fistful Of SUVs

    A boulder in a Omaha parking lot has become a minor local celebrity thanks to the legions of SUV drivers who seem to want to do some off-roading in a quiet strip mall. Much like the infamous 11-foot-8 bridge (RIP), there is a quiet-yet-easily-avoidable menace, just sitting there, lurking, waiting to take out vehicles that are just slightly too large.

    By Erin Marquis Read More
  • Somehow I Missed That The Prince Of Wales Drives An Aston Martin That Runs On Wine And Cheese

    I realize that to our readers still under the cruel, oppressive thumb of the British Crown, this may be old news, but to those of us who no longer live in fear of King George quartering soldiers in our rec rooms, I’ll admit I had no idea this was a thing. This thing I’m referring to is the fact that the Prince of Wales has an Aston Martin that is powered by leftover/possibly vomited wine and cheese making by-products.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • The Torchinsky Files: The Insane Restrictions Of Old Ataris Made This Classic Racing Game Possible

    I think I’ve made it pretty clear that these little shows are going to be painfully geeky, and I assure you that this week’s episode will absolutely live up to that claim. Fundamentally, what I’m talking about here is something that I think is one of the greatest catalysts to creativity: restrictions. Specifically, the very significant restrictions of the old Atari 2600.

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  • Jaguar Will Sell You An Authentic $1,000 Toolkit No One Will Ever Use

    I know there’s a whole category of car lovers out there for whom absolute perfection is the goal. I acknowledge this, and I can see the appeal of it, to a degree. To a degree. Sometimes, though, you get reminded about how absurd the whole pursuit of perfection can become. One of those times is right now, because Jaguar wants to sell people a shitty toolkit for nearly $1000 that I can pretty much guarantee will never be used by anyone, ever.

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  • Comment Of The Day: Double Dip Edition

    It’s not that I’ve never noticed this before, but I guess it’s never been brought to my attention that Mercedes has a habit of putting an embarassingly large star smack in the middle of the grille, and then plopping one right above it at the leading edge of the hood. Why separate badges?

    By Bradley Brownell Read More
  • The 2020 BMW M2 CS Sends Out The 2 Series With A Lot Of Carbon Fiber

    Perhaps your opinion of the BMW 2 Series range has declined somewhat with the introduction of the new Ford Focus—I mean 2 Series Gran Coupe. Understandable! So if a Mini-based sedan isn’t your idea of what a 2 Series should be, consider this instead: the BMW M2 CS, the swan song for this great rear-drive coupe. It comes with lots of carbon fiber. Get excited.

    By Patrick George Read More
  • I Asked An AI To Write An Article Like I Would And Here's What I Got

    I’m sure you’ve all read articles about how very soon robots will be coming to take our jobs: self-driving cars taking our driving jobs, self-assembling machines taking our manufacturing jobs, self-eating food taking our restaurant jobs, self-internet surfing AIs taking our office jobs, and so on. I’ve always thought that I, a noted idiot who babbles about car stuff all day, would be relatively safe from this robotic replacement campaign. There’s a new article-writing AI that might prove me wron

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • Here's How To Remake Chrysler After The Fiat Chrysler-Peugeot-Citroën Merger

    The news of the merger of Fiat-Chrysler (FCA) and Peugeot-Citroën (PSA) has gotten many of us here on the USS Jalopnuts pretty excited, not necessarily for rational reasons, but more because the idea of any French carmaker re-entering the U.S. market is interesting, and the possible mash-ups of cars from such a merger are always entertaining to think about. My first thought is that the biggest possible beneficiary of this merger could be the venerable old Chrysler brand, so I decided to take one

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • The 2020 Ford Bronco R Will Race At The Baja 1000

    Fifty years ago, Rod Hall and Larry Minor drove to victory at the Baja 1000 in Ford’s now-iconic red, white, and black Bronco with a blue roll cage. Today, in the middle of the hot Nevada desert, Ford unveiled its retrofuturistic successor, the 2020 Ford Bronco R, which in 15 days will take part in the 2019 Baja 1000.

    By Bradley Brownell Read More
  • A 2020 Ford Mustang Shelby GT500 Is So Fast You'll Need A Six-Point Harness

    Ford set up a bunch of 2020 Ford Mustang Shelby GT500s with roll hoops/harness bars for our track testing and fitted them with six-point harnesses as well. As the nice Ford people helped clip me into the car for my run (it was like “wearing a backpack that’s strapped to a wall,” one Ford spokesperson remarked), I found myself wondering why all this was necessary. How fast would anyone actually be going? I certainly didn’t push the car hard enough to warrant such treatment.

    By Kristen Lee Read More
  • Your Pretty Porsche 911 GT3 Wallpapers Are Here

    911 GT3s are detail cars. Each little technical facet is fine-tuned to make a rear-engined car nail corners on the track it shouldn’t be able to conquer, and every styling change from the standard car is carefully considered to attract maximum attention in the parking spots in front of fancy restaurants and hotels. That same attitude goes for taking good pictures of them too.

    By Max Finkel Read More
  • SEDAN Is The New Photography Zine We All Should Be Reading

    It’s good to play it simple. The true value of whatever you’re working with tends to shine through that way. Matt Hurst did just that and it really pays off in his new zine SEDAN, which features film-only photography of... sedans. And the photos? The photos are great. The cars are pretty sweet too.

    By Max Finkel Read More
  • This Toyota FJ40 Looks Spartan But Has It Where It Counts

    Jonathan Ward’s Icon brand is not exactly known for simplicity and spartan interiors. That particular brand has built a name for itself by doing every little thing in an over the top fashion that leaves no knob un-knurled. This freshly-built FJ40 Land Cruiser takes things back to basics in the company’s new Roadster Edition.

    By Bradley Brownell Read More
  • What's On Your FCA-PSA Brand Synergy Wishlist?

    It’s looking likely that Fiat Chrysler has finally found a merger-mate in Groupe PSA. If this new company is going to survive in this era of consolidation and changing market conditions, it’ll have to come up with some creative uses for the intellectual property and brand value it’s got at its disposal.

    By Max Finkel Read More
  • Comment Of The Day: Homologation Special Wheels Edition

    Formula One is claiming that it wants to move to an 18" wheel and tire package for the 2021 regulations in an effort to remain relevant to the world of road cars. That might have been the case in 2004, but who really even offers an 18" wheel anymore? How much could 22" wheels cost, Michael? Ten dollars?

    By Bradley Brownell Read More
  • There's One Car From Blade Runner's November 2019 That Could Exist In Our November 2019

    By now most of us have come to the realization that this fresh, new month of November we’ve just unwrapped is the month and year that the original 1982 movie Blade Runner was supposed to have taken place. In Blade Runner’s 2019 the automotive landscape is significantly different, arguably much more advanced, with flying cars everywhere. There was at least one car featured in the movie that does seem like it could exist in our 2019, and it’s one of the more under-appreciated cars of Blade Runner.

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Car Design (18)

  • Something Changed At Tesla

    The Tesla Model X went into production in 2015, and the future of 2015 looked bright. We’d all drive around in pods shaped vaguely like eggs, with gullwing doors that are smart enough not to hit other cars. The Tesla Cybertruck prototype debuted in 2019, and in the future of 2019, we all drive hulking, angular, Elysium monstrosities with indestructible doors and bulletproof glass. And all it’s making me feel is sadness.

    By Michael Ballaban Read More
  • Please Leave The Corvette Alone

    The 2021 Ford Mustang Mach-E is having the impact we all feared, and now some people with bad ideas are already assuming General Motors will want to do something as stupid as take a legacy performance model and turn it into something fundamentally unrecognizable with the Chevy Corvette.

    By Justin T. Westbrook Read More
  • BMW Is Bringing Yellow Headlights Back

    When I think of yellow headlights, I think of old diesel Mercedes-Benz sedans. Citroëns. Old European-market cars with a warm little twist to their lighting design. Well, the new BMW M8 Gran Coupe is bringing yellow lights back to America, thanks to endurance racing.

    By Justin T. Westbrook Read More
  • A Deep Look At The Design Of Tesla's Cybertruck

    I just want to be clear, right off the bat, that I love weird automotive design. I’m also quite fond of simple, possibly even crude designs. I’m not afraid of new, even strange automotive ideas. And yet, somehow, I still can’t even with this new Tesla Cybertruck, a truck that finally answers the question of what would a truck look like if it was designed on a Nintendo 64 and built in a country with zero ability to stamp steel. That’s a question, it should be noted, that no one fucking asked.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • What Do You Want To See From Tesla's 'Cybertruck' Event Tonight?

    Here’s what we know: Elon Musk loves Blade Runner, and that is why he has chosen tonight to unveil something called the Cybertruck. And we’ve seen—if you can call it that—some very vague and murky teaser shots of... something. Beyond that, we have few solid details about what Musk is up to tonight. So what do you want to see from this event?

    By Patrick George Read More
  • How Would You Configure Your Aston Martin DBX?

    In all honesty, an Aston Martin SUV isn’t the worst thing. I mean, my growing family of cats was really struggling to fit in the two-seaters, and we needed to add a larger vehicle to the family in order to all fit. Fluffy and Mittens also kept thinking the clutch pedal in the Vantage AMR was some form of whack-a-mole toy—making, as cats often do, once-simple tasks in life suddenly difficult.

    By Alanis King Read More
  • You Can Get Your Brand New Alfa Romeo In Some Of The Best 1970s Hues

    Just because car buyers seem to think that boring grayscale shades are the only appropriate colors to paint a car doesn’t mean Alfa Romeo agrees with the trend. In fact, the new Stelvios and Giulias are outfitted in some of the best 1970s-reminiscent shades around, and I am here for it.

    By Elizabeth Blackstock Read More
  • This Could Have Been You, GM

    Ford and GM both had the same job at hand: get a mass-market EV into production, something that people will like. Ford responded by making an all-electric sporty crossover with a name everyone will recognize. GM made the Chevy Bolt.

    By Raphael Orlove Read More
  • Here's How The 2021 Ford Mustang Mach-E's Unusual Doors Work

    One of the 2021 Ford Mustang Mach-E’s most interesting design features is its lack of traditional door handles. There are actually no handles at all in the rear, and only tiny door “pulls” up front. You may be wondering, then, how do you open the 2021 Ford Mustang Mach-E’s doors?

    By David Tracy Read More
  • Let's Take A Deeper Look At The Design Of The 2021 Ford Mustang Mach-E

    The big news this week is, of course, Ford’s first mass-market battery electric car, the Mustang Mach-E, and their decision to call that car a Mustang. Whether you think the branding and styling of this electric crossover as a Mustang is a brilliant strategy or something close to a war crime doesn’t really matter, because it’s done. So let’s take a look at the the styling decisions Ford made, and try to get a sense of what we think of this new electro- “’Stang.”

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • This Collapsable Citroën HY-Van Is A Solution To A Problem You'll Pretend To Have Just To Own It

    Citroën HY-vans are wonderful, charming, garden shed-like workhorses, and while now they tend to be most often seen as twee coffee and food trucks, they have a long history of doing Real Work, and, sometimes, that Real Work required some modifications. Those modifications often made an already flexible and useful vehicle into something even more clever, but this 1970 modidied HY van that’s for sale now takes it to an entirely new level.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • GM Design Boss Predicts A Future Hellscape Filled With '24- And 26-Inch Wheels'

    The big-wheel trend is real. It seems as though with each year that goes by, bigger and bigger wheels aren’t just offered as options anymore, they’ve become the standard. And it doesn’t really seem like that’s going to stop, either. Not if General Motors vice president of global design Michael Simcoe’s prediction comes true, anyway.

    By Kristen Lee Read More
  • These Adorable Beetle-Fender Scooters Are More Complicated Designs Than You'd Think

    I don’t pretend to understand the capricious whims of Arpanettia, goddess of the Internet, or how she decides to elevate certain things at various times, but at this moment Brent Walter’s lovingly-built and devastatingly charming Beetle-fender scooters have been chosen. I’ve been sent links to these things so many times over the past few days, so I figured I should do my part as well. Let’s talk about some Beetle-fender scooters.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • Holy Crap The New 2021 Kia Optima Looks Really Damn Good

    In general, the Kia Optima (K5 in Korea) isn’t one of those cars you generally think about too much unless you’re looking down at the rental car keychain to remember what they gave you. But that’s not really a fair assessment: the Optima has been steadily and stealthily getting better and better looking over the years since its introduction in 2000. The latest 2021 version actually seems like a car you can’t ignore anymore. Kia just released the first official images of the South Korean-market K

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • It's Infiniti's 30th Anniversary So Let's Remember When It Had A Vision

    I know it’s rude to throw shade on a sweet, innocent multinational carmaker on their birthday, but I don’t think it’d do anyone any good to hide it: Infiniti is a disappointment. I don’t actually think the cars it makes are necessarily any worse than those from Acura or Lexus or even BMW or Cadillac or anyone else in their general category; the reason I feel this way is because it started so strong, way back in 1989. Infiniti started with an actual, distinct vision and character, which then then

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  • Subaru Is Apparently Teaming Up With Toyota For A New WRX STI

    Rumor has it that Subaru, after Toyota’s shares in the company increased from sixteen to twenty percent, could be teaming up with Toyota for the newest iteration of the WRX STI. Possibly even more interesting is the fact that the duo would be abandoning the WRX’s four-door body style to get back to the model’s first-gen roots.

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Concept Cars (2)

  • Stop Teasing And Give Us The RX-Vision GT3 Already, Mazda

    It’s not every day that I actually fawn over a concept car, praying it goes into production instead of just remaining in teaser status forever. But that’s exactly what Mazda has done to me with its RX-Vision GT3 concept teaser. Honestly, it may just be the first car in quite a while to genuinely take my breath away even if it’s only destined to exist in the Gran Turismo video game series.

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Crashes and Safety (3)

Crime (4)

  • Car Thief Caught When Jaguar Stolen Mid-Chase Breaks Down

    A car-stealing couple (not kink-shaming, just letting you know) from Taylorsville, Utah started by stealing a BMW, then one of them stole a Jaguar from a gas station and was soon caught after a low-speed chase where the Jaguar broke down, stranding the thief and leaving him at the mercy of the police. See, sometimes that legendary Jaguar unreliability is a good thing!

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Entertainment (7)

  • Snowpiercer Reviewed: A Train Movie That Understands What's Really Going On

    Raphael Orlove, watched the movie for the first time last week: With the recent smash success of Parasite, it is as good a time as any to re-visit (or watch for the first time) Bong Joon-Ho’s 2013 masterpiece Snowpiercer (it’s on Netflix!), in which an alternate-universe Captain America leads a class revolt up a train containing the last remnants of humanity in a frozen climate-changed world. I say masterpiece in that it is most certainly the most true-to-life depiction of the archetypal T

    By Raphael Orlove Read More
  • Aging Megastar Deeply Threatened By Teenage Climate Activist

    Former Top Gear host Jeremy Clarkson has been full of bad takes over the years, from racist comments to suicide jokes. But he’s still at it, and the newest target of his annoyance is Greta Thunberg—an “idiot” teenage climate activist who has, Clarkson added, “killed the car show.”

    By Alanis King Read More
  • Here Are Some Manly Things I Did After Watching Ford V. Ferrari

    Ford v. Ferrari, if you hadn’t noticed, is a tale of some of the most honorable things this world has to offer: capitalism, balls of steel, and men doing manly things. Vroom! Grunt! Rrrrrrrr! Perhaps the movie’s manly sentiments—sentiments we men are taught not to have in these sissy days, as they might be toxic!—scared you.

    By Alanis King Read More
  • The Grand Tour Is Coming Back With A Boat Special (And No Studio)

    Last December, we reported that Clarkson, Hammond and May would be giving their Amazon Prime vehicle The Grand Tour a bit of a facelift, scrapping the studio segments and putting the focus on longer travel films. A year later, the three have made good on their promise with a trip through the Mekong Delta.

    By Max Finkel Read More
  • The Animated Fast & Furious Show Can Be Your Late Christmas Present

    We’ve been hearing talk about an animated Fast & Furious spinoff happening for some time, but now that there’s a release date, a cast, and the loose outline of a plot, I guess we can say for sure that it’s really going to be A Thing. You’ll be able to watch it on Netflix starting Dec. 26, 2019.

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Events (22)

  • Mercedes' Concept Car Is A Futuristic Hot Rod Based On A Car Over A Century Old

    The concept cars at this year’s Los Angeles Auto Show were, for the most part, pretty tame. Sure, there were a few futuristic things, but they mostly followed those unspoken rules of pretend-future car design, like huge wheels and gullwing doors and a sleek, cyber-suppository shape. Mercedes showed one that was different, mostly because it was based on a car design that’s well over a century old.

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  • The Volkswagen Space Vizzion Brings The Wagon Into The Future

    Volkswagen’s main concept car at the 2019 Los Angeles Auto Show wasn’t the most outlandish or flashy concept it has ever had, but was in many ways as much of a modern take on a classic Volkswagen staple as the ID Buzz reborn Microbus—just more subtle. It’s a wagon, an electric wagon, and the motor is mounted low in the rear, under the cargo area, just like the air-cooled VW wagons made in decades past.

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  • BMW Wheels And Paints Are On Point Right Now

    Going through all the photos I shot from the 2019 LA Auto Show, I came to the sad realization that nothing really stood out this year. So many new cars were jelly bean-shaped things in various shades of gray, dark blue, white and gray. I suppose the best we can do is paint them in the most flamboyant colors possible and give them cool wheels. BMW certainly got that memo.

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  • Ford's Amazing Mach-E Coupe Is The Biggest Surprise At The LA Auto Show

    Wow. I have to really hand it to Ford; I’ve never seen an automaker keep a secret this big, this well. Ford has accomplished something very few others have—a one-two punch of automotive introductions, starting with the new electric Mustang Mach-e SUV/crossover, and now the reveal of the unexpected but impressive Mach-E Coupe.

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  • A Look At The Engineering Behind The 2021 Ford Mustang Mach-E

    The 2021 Ford Mustang Mach-E is a huge deal. It’s the first high-volume Ford built on a dedicated electric vehicle platform, marking what could be a major inflection point for the company as the world shifts away from gas cars and towards EVs. I had a chance to talk with some engineers about the Mach-E’s tech; here’s what I learned.

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  • The 2021 Mercedes-AMG GLS 63 Is A 603 Horsepow—Oh My God, Look At Those Wheels

    The last thing the world probably needs is a go-fast crossover, but that’s what the people demand, and so that’s what we are getting. At the LA Auto Show yesterday, we were introduced to the Mercedes-AMG GLS 63—the AMG-ified version of Benz’s biggest and most luxuriant crossover. It has 603 horsepower, a 48-volt electrical system and... wait. Wait. Good Lord, those wheels!

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  • The 2021 Chevrolet Trailblazer Is Bigger Than A Trax But Costs Less

    When the Trailblazer name left Chevrolet showrooms in 2009 it was replaced by the Traverse. Wednesday evening the Detroit automaker announced the name would be returning on a compact SUV to slot between the Trax and Equinox. That’s a full three sizes smaller than the current Traverse, and two sizes smaller than the Blazer. It is said to start “under $20,000" which undercuts the smaller Trax by at least $1300.

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  • The 2020 Nissan Sentra Is More Than Just Your Next Rental Car

    Nissan has unveiled its 2020 Sentra at the 2019 Los Angeles Auto Show, and this thing looks slick. Nissan has eschewed the frankly ridiculous “new cars must be round and soft” practice that no automaker has been able to shake for sharper lines and sleeker tech—and honestly, I’m entirely here for it.

    By Elizabeth Blackstock Read More
  • The 2021 Toyota RAV4 Prime Makes 302 Fucking HP!!!

    Having driven the 2019 Toyota RAV4, I can definitively say it’s a Good Car. It’s comfortable, utilitarian and good at just being a car. That said, with 203 horsepower, it was a little underpowered. Clearly, Toyota aware of the issue, because the all-new, 2021 Toyota RAV4 Prime plug-in hybrid now makes 302 HP. YOU GUYS. I never thought I’d see the day.

    By Kristen Lee Read More
  • The 2020 Audi E-Tron Sportback Trims Cargo Space For Style

    Audi unveiled Tuesday evening a new “steeply raked d-pillar” version of the all-electric quasi-SUV E-Tron called “Sportback” ahead of the Los Angeles Auto Show. When properly equipped, this new E-Tron actually has an aerodynamic advantage over the standard version, offering a drag coefficient of 0.25 when equipped with the S line exterior package and the (Europe-only) exterior rear view camera package. This contributes to about 6.2 miles of added range on the WLTP test cycle. Neat.

    By Bradley Brownell Read More
  • The Karma SC2's Doors Are Totally Over The Top

    The status of Karma Automotive, formerly Fisker and/or VLF Automotive, is a little confusing to me. But the current iteration of the company has dropped a long and low electric coupe concept that has me rooting for whoever’s trying to put the thing on the road.

    By Andrew P. Collins Read More
  • The 2020 Mini John Cooper Works GP Is A Ridiculous Race-Inspired Hot Hatch, But Won't Come With A Manual

    Mini’s John Cooper Works GP models have always been a ridiculous caricature of a race-inspired hot hatch. The first GP was perfection, which explains their equally ridiculous resale prices these days. It takes just the right person to appreciate the JCW GP, but those who do hold them tight and treat them dearly. Only 3,000 will be made for worldwide consumption.

    By Bradley Brownell Read More
  • The 2021 Kia Seltos Is An Angular Compact Crossover Coming To America

    “I’m looking at the Kia Seltos and I’m not sure it’s not a new Chevy Trailblazer wearing Groucho Marx Glasses,” my colleague Raphael Orlove commented when I mentioned the impending release of this car. He was thinking of the Brilliance V6, but yeah, the Seltos is pretty cookie-cutter. It’s not bad, though.

    By Andrew P. Collins Read More
  • This Is The Only Nissan Kicks I Will Ever Give A Shit About

    The Nissan Kicks, I am sorry to say, is a car that I cannot bring myself to care about. Not only am I resentful it replaced the objectively funky Nissan Juke here in the United States, its name also promises something far more interesting than it actually is. Like calling cottage cheese Super Duper Savory Power Food That Will Make You Famous And Also Rich™. But the Nissan Kicks Street Sport that was just unveiled at this year’s SEMA show? That is the only good Kicks.

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Found For Sale (12)

  • The Perfect Jeep Cherokee XJ Has Sold For $16,250

    By now, it’s well established that I love old Jeeps. And while my love spans a variety of models, engines, and architecture types, there’s one Jeep that will always be my favorite: The Jeep Cherokee XJ, the true jack-of-all-trades Jeep. And of all XJs built between the 1984 and 2001 model years, there’s a very specific type that I consider “the holy grail.” And a pristine example just went up for auction and sold for over $16 grand.

    By David Tracy Read More
  • Vintage Porsche 911 Prices Seem Normal Again, Maybe

    Is a decent driver-grade 911 selling for a sane price a sign of consumer confidence levels, a portent of a downward trending economic environment, or just a buyer getting a great deal? Today on Bring A Trailer this silver Porsche 911 Carrera 3.2 Targa—arguably among the most iconic sports cars of all time—sold for a price that I would call within the realm of sanity; $25,800. It’s been years since I’ve seen anything even close to this. It feels like the tides are turning.

    By Bradley Brownell Read More
  • Please Buy F1 Driver Kevin Magnussen's Porsche 911 Turbo So I Don't Have To (Also I Can't Afford It Anyway)

    N’er before has there been a more important task for the readers of this site, as I want—nay need—one of you to trade [many] monetary units for this 1978 Porsche 911 Turbo, once owned by Formula One racer Kevin Magnussen. I am a self-described Porsche fanatic, a racing fanatic, and direct descendant of a Dane myself. This should definitely be my car, but sadly I do not have enough monetary units to trade for such a thing. Therefore it is your duty to buy it in my stead. And this is why.

    By Bradley Brownell Read More
  • The Coolest Car Lamborghini Never Made Is Up For Sale

    It’s 1996. Jurassic Park has made dinosaurs cool again. The Lamborghini Diablo has been very effective at terrifying everyone and hiding the fact hat it has Nissan headlights. Zagato has taken the Diablo, removed the safety systems, and supplied the power of a 5.7-liter V12 into the hand of one lucky customer through the knob of a six-speed manual.

    By Justin T. Westbrook Read More
  • Someone Just Paid $51,360 For This Perfect 1983 Jeep Cherokee

    The 1983 Jeep Cherokee was the very last body-on-frame Cherokee, giving way to the unibody XJ model that was objectively better in nearly every way. Still, there’s one area where the “SJ” Cherokee trounces its successor: styling. And you can bet that’s a big reason why this 1983 Jeep Cherokee Laredo sold yesterday for over 50 large.

    By David Tracy Read More

Honda (1)

  • I Put 2,300 Miles On A New Honda Gold Wing And Now I Dig Dual-Clutch Motorcycles

    The Honda Gold Wing has a reputation as an old rider’s bike, a plush and ponderous road couch for those who’ve finally unbent their beat-up bodies and settled onto something more accommodating to creaky knees and sore backs. But that doesn’t mean you have to be one step away from a rocking chair to appreciate it. Though it may help.

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Jalopnik Explains (3)

  • Here's Where Painted Lines On The Road Came From

    When it comes to the various bits of infrastructure that help keep us safe while we drive, most likely the greatest cost-and-simplicity to benefit ratio has to be painted lane lines on roads. They’re just stripes of paint, but they make driving vastly safer and more manageable than it would otherwise be. If you don’t believe me, the next time you end up on a stretch of new road that doesn’t have lane marking painted yet, note how quickly everyone begins to start panicking and driving like loons.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • Here Is What It Would Take To Steal Elon Musk's Space Car

    Whether you’re an evil international billionaire supervillain, seeking a new plot for your next Fast And Furious In Space script, or investigating a murder that has you wondering who exactly is in that “Starman” suit, you’ve likely thought about orchestrating an interstellar automobile heist to get your hands on Elon Musk’s Tesla Roadster. It’s currently screaming across the cosmos, having launched from earth at the tip of SpaceX’s 27-engine Falcon Heavy rocket.

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Motorcycles (5)

  • A Six-Time Drag Racing Champion Spills The Secret To Going Fast On Two Wheels

    Vance & Hines Harley-Davidson FXDR rider Andrew Hines had a truly bizarre NHRA Pro Stock Motorcycle season this year, which wrapped up last weekend in California with his sixth championship. Having won seven races from the first 10 Pro Stock race outings this season, he went into the series’ playoff segment, dubbed the “Countdown to the Championship” as the easy favorite. Then the stumbles started to pile up.

    By Bradley Brownell Read More
  • Don't Be Nice Around Motorcycles; Be Predictable

    People will often tell you to ride your motorcycle like you’re invisible. This is pretty good advice because most people don’t see you. Many of them don’t see anything except the cell phone glued to their face and whatever their peripheral vision happens to catch. A lot of people do notice you, and many of them will make a little extra space for you. Some of them will make a lot of extra space for you, and while I appreciate the thought, I’m going to have to ask you to not do that.

    By Matt Brown Read More
  • Holy Shit, Yamaha Still Makes The TW200

    We are a nostalgic culture. We like to look back and think about how good things used to be, to watch old movies and pretend like they aren’t really terrible. Auto companies know this, and that’s why they sell us the throwback designs. The look and feel of the ‘60s without the drum brakes and carburetors? Yes, please.

    By Matt Brown Read More
  • Let Me Ride The Hasty Flaming Buffalo

    It is rare that a custom motorcycle tickles my fancy quite like the “Hasty Flaming Buffalo” here has. I am an absolute sucker for simplicity, motorsport inspiration, and old school cues. And this bike from LM Creations has all of that and absolutely nothing else. It is ostensibly a visual recreation of a 1910-era Indian board track racer, but with a modern Scout V-twin and lots of modern materials, like carbon forks.

    By Bradley Brownell Read More
  • The Cake Ösa Is A Modular Utilitarian Electric Bike In A Sea Of Boring Mobility

    Tuesday in concurrent events at SEMA in Vegas and EICMA in Milan, quirky Swedish electric motorcycle company Cake unveiled its second all-new electric two wheeler in the new Ösa. It is billed as a modular utilitarian commuter mobile which can provide power to your devices once you arrive to your destination. It is available in two different models, Ösa Lite and Ösa+. I was jazzed to get the opportunity to lay eyes upon this thing in person at SEMA today.

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News (26)

  • On This Day, We Give Thanks For The Cars

    It’s Thanksgiving y’all! And if there is one thing this holiday is good for, it is sharing trash takes with the people you barely see but are legally required to love. Families just don’t share their awful opinions over holiday food enough. Especially the ones about the cars.

    By Erin Marquis Read More
  • What Does GM Want From Fiat Chrysler?

    Last week, GM sued Fiat Chrysler, arguing that corrupt union bargaining had forced GM to pay its workers more than FCA does, and put it at a competitive disadvantage. The timing of the suit was a surprise, but GM said it was running up against a statute of limitations. Still, there was a sense about the whole ordeal that the timing was, in fact, pretty convenient.

    By Erik Shilling Read More
  • The Aston Martin DBX Is Ready For Your Pup

    If you’re in the market for a crossover made by a British sportscar company but are concerned about whether your dog can come along, worry no more. Aston Martin had you in mind when they put together the new DBX crossover.

    By Max Finkel Read More
  • The Dodgers Left Brooklyn But The Dodges Are Still Here

    My neighborhood is filled with great cars. Some of them, like the Datsun from a few weeks back, lead solitary lives. They park alone on a block with hardly another interesting car around. Others? Others are more social. Like these Dodges. The Brooklyn Dodges.

    By Max Finkel Read More
  • Nissan Thinks It Has A Plan

    Nissan, the car company last seen in this space unveiling the new Sentra in addition to cratering profits, has a plan to turnaround its business. That involves going upmarket, making an electric crossover, and, uh, betting that there is still a market for sedans.

    By Erik Shilling Read More
  • The Mercedes-Maybach GLS 600 Is More SUV Than You'll Ever Need

    We heard about this thing at the Frankfurt Motor Show in September, but now all of the details have emerged. The first SUV bearing the Maybach name is here. This should probably be illegal on principle, but Maybach now joins Aston Martin, Lamborghini, Ferrari, and basically every other spendy marque in the world in succumbing to the SUV boom.

    By Erik Shilling Read More
  • It Didn't Go As Planned For Gary Jones

    Gary Jones, the president of the UAW who took a leave of absence earlier this month, abruptly resigned Wednesday after the union’s executive board moved to remove him from that job and expel him from the union. Jones has been tied to a corruption scandal that has led 13 people to be criminally charged—but not (yet) Jones himself.

    By Erik Shilling Read More
  • The 2021 Lexus LC500 Convertible Loses Its Roof And Becomes The Best Lexus Still No One Will Buy

    The Lexus LC500 is one of the best cars, bar none, on sale right now. That’s a shame because damn near no one is buying them, with Lexus getting fewer than 2,000 out the door in 2018. But none of that matters because now there’s somehow a car even better than the Lexus LC500. It’s the Lexus LC500 Convertible, and you know it’s a convertible because it says it right in the name.

    By Michael Ballaban Read More
  • You All Need More Green

    Gray, white, black, and silver are far and away the most popular colors on cars, according to a new(ish) report. This is the kind of soul-deadening news I’ve grown accustomed to these days, even if those colors have been the most popular for a while. You know what color you should be getting? The answer is green. Disagree? Take it to Kinja.

    By Erik Shilling Read More
  • Slow-Motion Crash Testing Footage Captures The Zen Of Automotive Destruction

    We all love cars here, but there’s just something about the chaotic fiberglass origami they turn into during crash testing. It is undeniably beautiful and at times haunting. A Germans crash-testing company seems well aware of this particular aesthetic, as its latest set of crash testing videos were shot with the slowest of slo-mo cameras so you can revel in every tiny detail as it is flung from the body of a car.

    By Erin Marquis Read More
  • Greyhound's Dumbest Bus Line Goes From New York City To New York City

    Greyhound used to be good. Whole songs have been written about how great it was for seeing the country. Now, though? It’s a mess and it’s hard to find a better example of just how awful the storied bus company than the regularly scheduled service between Port Authority Bus Terminal in Midtown Manhattan and Downtown Brooklyn.

    By Max Finkel Read More
  • Introducing The Peter Wherrett Files

    It brings me great pleasure to introduce the Jalopnik readership to the work of Peter Wherrett, later known as Pip Wherrett, Australia’s premier automotive television presenter of the 1970s. I found Peter’s work a few nights back on youtube and I immediately knew I needed to share it with all of you.

    By Max Finkel Read More
  • Volkswagen ID.3 Production Ramps Up In Germany

    After a big reveal in Frankfurt back in September, the electric Volkswagen ID.3 has entered production in Zwickau, Germany this week. The MEB platform-based hatch built there will be launched in many markets around the world with the notable exception of North America.

    By Max Finkel Read More
  • We Need To Talk About The Pagani Zonda HP Barchetta's Plaid Seats

    Supercars, these days, are boring. They are! They all follow a pretty standard formula, at least where the people sit. Lots of carbon fiber, switches out of a spaceship, and the sort of quiet desperation that screams “I have money, please love me.” There’s nothing funky or weird or genuinely cool, at least not in the way that David Bowie would think is genuinely cool. But maybe these plaid seats are it.

    By Michael Ballaban Read More
  • This Is The Ford 'Mustang-Inspired' SUV Caught Almost Totally Undisguised

    It’s a little unclear what the hell Ford is talking about when it calls its first all-electric SUV “Mustang inspired,” especially seeing as how it’s an all-electric family crossover whereas the Mustang, well, is not. But maybe seeing the thing in the flesh, caught almost completely uncovered, might help clear things up.

    By Michael Ballaban Read More
  • Someone Should Be Making Ram Promasters Into These H-Van Replicas

    Back in 2017, a group of geniuses in Italy designed a kit for converting Citroën Jumper vans into replicas of the legendary HY van, which went into production 70 years prior. The results are pretty legit but there’s one improvement that could be made. They could be available here in America too.

    By Max Finkel Read More
  • Too Much Candy? Time To Go See Dr. Giugiaro

    Between the Rolos and the Laffy Taffys and the Jolly Ranchers, Halloween was rough. No need to panic, though. Dr. Giugiaro will see you right away in his 1989 Isotron. That’s right. A dentist’s chair. Giugiaro designed a dentist’s chair.

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Planelopnik (2)

  • Gender Reveal Doesn't Go According To Plan

    For an embarrassingly long time, I believed gender reveals were a euphemism for birth. Even though this was not correct in the strictest sense, I nevertheless maintain birth is the only true gender reveal. I also don’t get the point of the big showy ones that occur prior to birth that involve painting an entire forest blue or shooting yourself in the face with a gun filled with blanks only to turn the gun around and see IT’S A BOY written across the barrel. I assume it’s for the views, the likes

    By Aaron Gordon Read More

Porsche (1)

  • Porsche Doesn't Make A 911 Hybrid But You Can Get One Anyway

    “Our goal was to make the hybrid system disappear into the car. We wanted to do it the way Porsche would have done it,” Vonnen CEO Chuck Moreland said about his company’s 2013 Porsche 911. The car was heavily modified to be electrified but doesn’t feel like it. It does feel pretty damn good, though.

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Racing (56)

  • What Does Formula One Need To Do To Improve Its Racing?

    The end of the Formula One season is upon us, and it’s time to reflect on all the things The Powers That Be have done right and where things could be better. And because we are motorsport fans, let’s have a nice little chat about what F1 can do to making its racing all the better.

    By Elizabeth Blackstock Read More
  • The New Ford Bronco R Failed To Finish The Baja 1000

    Over the weekend, the new Ford Bronco (as the Ford Bronco R prototype race truck) took its first stab at the pinnacle of North American desert racing, the Baja 1000. It was a triumphant launch ahead of the return of the production Bronco, but the race didn’t end as triumphantly as it started. The Bronco R DNF’d after issue upon issue.

    By Alanis King Read More
  • Saudi Arabia Races To Change The Subject

    Yesterday, British driver Alexander Sims took home his first Formula E win for BMW in the season opener in Diriyah, Saudi Arabia. It’s great news for Sims and a huge stage for one of the fastest-growing racing series in the world. But it’s hard to focus on motorsports when it’s clear that’s all just part of a whitewashing effort to help the country rebrand itself, even as it represses its citizens and even murders them.

    By Max Finkel Read More
  • They're Trying To Make The Dutch Grand Prix Less Terrible With Big Banked Turns

    Zandvoort hasn’t hosted a Formula One race since 1985, but it will next year as F1 seeks to piggyback on the popularity of Max Verstappen. There were immediately a couple of problems: Some pretty serious environmental concerns and a track drivers said could be bad for racing. Zandvoort is hoping some big banked turns might help fix the latter.

    By Erik Shilling Read More
  • Mercedes And Porsche Both Kicked Ass In Their First Formula E Race

    The sixth Formula E season kicked off early this morning with the Diriyah ePrix, and one of the biggest talking points was, how are newcomers Mercedes and Porsche going to fare when competing against some of the series’ more experienced teams? The answer, it turns out, is really fucking well.

    By Elizabeth Blackstock Read More
  • Volkswagen Is Done With Gas-Powered Motorsports

    Automakers love to remind us how “close” our electric and autonomous future is, while a lot of major racing divisions they participate in remain powered, at least partly, by internal-combustion engines. But Volkswagen is done with all of that, apparently. It plans to only race electric cars from now on.

    By Alanis King Read More
  • The Dakar Rally's 2020 Saudi Arabia Race Route And Entry List

    The Dakar Rally, for the second year in a row, is running entirely within the boundaries of a single country. In 2019 it was Peru. This January 5th-17th, the race will change regions entirely to the deserts and dunes of Saudi Arabia. Thursday the race unveiled the 2020 Dakar route, which starts in Jeddah and ends in Qiddiyah across eleven days of competition with a day of rest in Riyadh.

    By Bradley Brownell Read More
  • How To Follow Formula E For The 2019-20 Season

    Formula E is embarking on its sixth season this weekend, and if you aren’t already watching, this is the perfect time to get in on the action. We can all use a little more motorsport in our lives, and what better way to get your off-season fix than with some eco-friendly open-wheel cars?

    By Elizabeth Blackstock Read More
  • Matt Crafton Played NASCAR's Game And Won

    Leading up to the NASCAR Truck Series’ championship race on Friday, where a title would be decided by the highest finisher of four drivers still in contention in that single race, the long shot this season, Matt Crafton, was asked about the potential for him to become the first winless champion in this era of NASCAR.

    By Alanis King Read More
  • Watch The First-Ever Formula One Pit Stop In Zero Gravity

    Have you ever wondered what it would be like for a Formula One pit crew to take on a tire change in space? I know that I have, mostly just because I frequently wonder what it would the future of racing will be (hint: it is long-distance interplanetary racing). Red Bull Racing is ahead of the game—it’s already practicing its zero-gravity pit stops in the event that this very specific genre of racing takes off sooner rather than later.

    By Elizabeth Blackstock Read More
  • Modern Rally Legend Citroën Is Leaving The World Rally Championship Because Driver Sébastien Ogier Left

    Any time I’ve ever had a big breakup, I usually just cut off all my hair, dye it a new color, and buy a spicy new wardrobe. That’s why I truly relate to Citroën’s decision to completely leave the World Rally Championship after its driver and six-time WRC champion Sébastien Ogier opted to leave them for Toyota. When in doubt, make very drastic decisions that place all the blame for relationship faults on the other person involved!

    By Elizabeth Blackstock Read More
  • Red Bull Beats Its Own Record For Fastest Pit Stop For The Third Time This Season

    World records, like rules or the latches on public restroom doors, were made to be broken. Again. And again. Red Bull Racing truly lives by this motto. They’ve just beat their own record of 1.88 seconds with a 1.82-second long pit stop. That’s four tires off and four tires on in less time than it takes to blink, if you blink extremely slowly.

    By Erin Marquis Read More
  • How This Bonkers 1,000 HP Tractor Set A Guinness World Record For Speed

    In July of this year, Guy Martin, who holds Guinness World Record for the fastest Soapbox and highest speed on a Wall of Death, absolutely demolished the tractor world speed record with his turbocharged JCB Fastrac 8000 tractor. Back then, all we had was an incredibly brief clip of the tractor cruising at its record speeds. Today, Guinness gives us a deeper dive into the process of actually setting one damn cool record.

    By Elizabeth Blackstock Read More
  • Watch Carlos Sainz Jr.'s Magical Drive From 20th To A Podium At The Brazilian Grand Prix

    Every so often, race fans are gifted with a magical, beautiful moment that cuts through the rest of Formula One’s very frequent bullshit. We had one of those moments this past weekend at the Brazilian Grand Prix, when McLaren’s Carlos Sainz Jr. drove from 20th place to a third-place podium position. Now you can watch the best parts of that drive without all the pesky other nonsense.

    By Elizabeth Blackstock Read More
  • Max Verstappen Brings Honda Its First Pole In Brazil Since Ayrton Senna

    Max Verstappen, for all the excitement he brings into any given Formula One race, has only started a race on pole once in his career. Today, after being dominant in every session, he extends that list to two. And the pole is the first for a Honda-powered car at Interlagos since 1991 when Ayrton Senna qualified first for McLaren.

    By Fred Smith Read More
  • The V8 Supercars 'Lap Of The Gods' Redefined Fast

    In 2003, the series now known as the Virgin Australia Supercars was populated exclusively by fire breathing, V8-powered four-door sedans from Ford and Holden. The series is and was built around the Bathurst 1000, the biggest race in Australia, and few things mean more to a Supercar team than taking pole in single-car shootout qualifying for the Great Race.

    By Fred Smith Read More
  • Don't Mess With A 911 RSR When It's Hunting

    A vintage Porsche 911 RSR is a beautiful thing, but when it has the red mist in its eyes it can be vicious. Have you ever tried to get all up in your dog’s business when there’s food involved? That’s the kind of growl you can expect from a 911 RSR on the hunt for another target on the high banks of Daytona, its preferred feeding grounds, at night. It’s best to just leave well enough alone, else you might get your nose chopped off like this yellow 911 has in the video below.

    By Bradley Brownell Read More
  • Ford V. Ferrari Pares A World War Down To Two Characters—And That's Just The Way It Needs To Be

    I wasn’t sure how I was going to feel about Ford V. Ferrari. I will always, always be stoked for big-budget movie about race cars, but having spent the past year or so researching everything about mid-’60s Le Mans (including the legendary 1966 event) for my own fictional novel about the race, I had my doubts that my thirst for accuracy would be appeased enough to let me sit down and just enjoy the thing. But I walked out of the theater last night knowing that this was the best racing movie I’d e

    By Elizabeth Blackstock Read More
  • America's Most Pointless Le Mans Car Is Back

    When you compete at the biggest sports car race of the year, you go there with a purpose or you might as well not go there at all. Audi set out to prove diesel could work as a modern kind of engine. It worked. (Maybe too well.) Ford set out to prove that corporate America could crush Europe again, just a few decades after World War II. It worked and they just made a movie about it. And in the turn of the millennium, Cadillac set out to prove, uh, something. It didn’t go great.

    By Raphael Orlove Read More
  • If Money Can't Buy Happiness How Does This $20,000 Slot Car Track Exist?

    I often wish I were obscenely, disgustingly, filthy rich solely for the sheer amount of dumb stuff I could buy that would bring me an infinite amount of infantile joy. And one of those things is the slot car version of Abu Dhabi’s Grand Prix circuit, replete with wonderful little Formula One slot cars.

    By Elizabeth Blackstock Read More
  • MotoGP Rider On Retirement: 'Is It Really Worth It To Keep Suffering?'

    Three-time MotoGP champion Jorge Lorenzo has announced his shock retirement following the completion of this weekend’s Spanish Grand Prix. After a series of crashes, Lorenzo asked at his press conference, “is it really worth it to keep suffering?” Lorenzo has decided what many other riders haven’t: no, it isn’t.

    By Elizabeth Blackstock Read More
  • Literally Everything Is Wrong With Ferrari's Formula One Team

    Another year, another disappointing Formula One season for Ferrari, who can’t quite seem to get its shit together long enough to actually mount a significant challenge for the championship. And, according to team boss Mattia Binotto, that’s because literally every possible thing has gone wrong! Everything!

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  • Ford V. Ferrari Shines A Rare Light On Unsung Racing Hero Ken Miles

    In the battle between Ford and Ferrari at the 24 Hours of Le Mans in 1966, there are a lot of icons from the world of cars: Enzo Ferrari, Henry Ford II, Lee Iacocca, and Carroll Shelby. But director James Mangold focused on an unlikely and somewhat unsung protagonist for his newest film Ford v. Ferrari (or Le Mans ‘66, for those of you across the pond): British racing driver Ken Miles.

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  • Formula One Plans To Go Carbon Neutral

    While the world becomes more environmentally conscious, motorsport overall has been susceptible to criticism for what is arguably a pretty extravagant use of resources. As a result, Formula One has released a sustainability plan that aims to have the series have a net-zero carbon footprint by 2030, with all events being sustainable by 2025.

    By Elizabeth Blackstock Read More
  • Formula One Might Still Have A Dirty Air Problem Despite The 2021 Regulations

    One of the big selling points of Formula One’s upcoming 2021 regulations is the fact that the cars should theoretically have a reduction in the dirty air that trails off the back of the car. Basically, it should be easier for cars to pass each other. Except... the cars are probably going to have a lot more dirty air than we thought.

    By Elizabeth Blackstock Read More
  • Joest Will Split From Mazda's Prototype Team In Early 2020: Report

    The world of motorsport was stunned when Mazda inked a deal in mid-2017 with long-time Audi prototype championship-winning backers Joest to help turn around its RT24-P efforts in IMSA. Things had not gone particularly well prior to the revamp, which saw major changes to the car, the engine, and the driver lineup. It all came good, however, when Mazda finally won races in the series earlier in 2019.

    By Bradley Brownell Read More
  • Inside Pirelli's Massive Formula One Tire Operation

    When trawling through a Formula One paddock very briefly for the first time back in 2015, my first thought (after I got over the glamor of it all) was, my God there are a lot of tires here. Each team had stacks of tires lined up outside of their garage. Tires were being carted from a giant tent dedicated to fitting them onto rims off to their final destination. After a session, it was impossible to walk anywhere without ducking out of the way to avoid a puddle left by someone washing a tire, or

    By Elizabeth Blackstock Read More
  • In Defense Of Left Foot-Braking During Normal Street Driving

    When you were learning to drive, there’s a pretty good chance your instructor told you to never left-foot brake. I know mine did—it was one of his Big Important Rules, along with always locking your doors as soon as you entered the vehicle and signaling a full minute in advance of turning. But there is, in fact, some pretty good reasons as to why you should go ahead and left-foot brake on everyday streets.

    By Elizabeth Blackstock Read More
  • Weekend Motorsports Roundup: November 9-10

    The Formula One Series is over. Lewis Hamilton and Mercedes ran away with the prizes and all we’re left with is a hole in our Sunday schedules. No worries, though. There’s plenty of other racing to see out there both today and tomorrow.

    By Max Finkel Read More
  • The Bloodhound LSR Project Makes It To 501 MPH

    The newly revitalized Bloodhound LSR project has appeared back on the automotive scene in a big way. A year ago, this whole “make it to 1,000 mph” thing seemed doomed to fail. But now, the supersonic car has rocketed firmly over the halfway mark—and there’s a damn good chance driver Andy Green can actually take it all the way.

    By Elizabeth Blackstock Read More
  • F1's On-Screen Graphics Might Suck, But They're Better Than What We Used To Have

    Plenty of people have been thoroughly annoyed by some of the latest Formula One graphics that have been popping up mid-race. Do we really need all this excess information about the probability of overtaking and tire performance? Do we really? But for as pointless as some of these new inclusions seem, they are at least better than the absolutely terrible excuses for graphics we used to have... if we even had them at all.

    By Elizabeth Blackstock Read More
  • Why Penske Buying IndyCar Is Such A Big Deal

    When the news broke on Monday that both IndyCar and the Indianapolis Motor Speedway would be bought by racing team owner Roger Penske, everyone knew it was big. Sure, sports teams get sold to families all the time—but not whole sports, and not a family that doesn’t already run one of the biggest teams in the sport. There’s a ton of nuance about why this whole deal is actually really important.

    By Elizabeth Blackstock Read More
  • How Did You Get Into Racing?

    Watching motorsport is one of those hobbies that usually comes with a story. For most people, racing isn’t as ingrained in family or local culture as something like, say, football. Many people end up seeking out racing all on their own. And I want to know how you got into it.

    By Elizabeth Blackstock Read More
  • Indianapolis Motor Speedway Will Host Its First Ever Autonomous Race In 2021

    Autonomous open-wheel racing is coming to the Indianapolis Motor Speedway in 2021 as the result of a two-year competition to design a driverless Indy Lights car. IMS was a hotbed of cutting-edge technical innovation back in the day, so this is weirdly one of those times when “robot vehicles” aligns with the notion of tradition.

    By Elizabeth Blackstock Read More
  • The Comprehensive Story Of The Indy 500 Secret That Became A Legend

    Imagine a racing program kept so silent that not even motorsport’s most inquiring minds would be able to figure it out. No leaked information, no teasers, no slip-of-the-lip. Dead silence until one month before the biggest racing event of the year. That could never happen in this modern era. But Penske, Ilmor, and Mercedes pulled it off in the early 90s in order to produce one of the most unprecedented Indianapolis 500 entries of all time.

    By Elizabeth Blackstock Read More
  • IndyCar Team Now Owns Entire Series And Also Indianapolis Motor Speedway

    Motorsports in the U.S. are unlike most other sports, in that they’re not owned by a league made up of consortium of team owners, they tend to be owned by one family or one company. Because of that, whole leagues can be bought and sold pretty easily. And that has now just happened, as IndyCar (along with the famous Indianapolis Motor Speedway) have been bought by Penske.

    By Raphael Orlove Read More
  • Weekend Motorsports Roundup: November 2-3

    Formula One is in Austin this weekend. If you’re in the area, maybe you’ll see us there later today. If you can’t be there to keep Formula One weird, we’ve got the details you need to keep up with the United States Grand Prix (and the rest of the races this weekend) at home right here.

    By Max Finkel Read More
  • What The Hell Is Going On With The Arrow McLaren IndyCar Team?

    McLaren has partnered with Arrow Electronics in order to launch a full-time IndyCar program for the 2020 season. There’s just one problem: everything seems like it’s been a complete and total mess. If you’ve missed one part of the drama, you’ve missed ‘em all.

    By Elizabeth Blackstock Read More
  • Watch Daniel Ricciardo Talk Days Of Thunder, Talladega Nights And More Racing Movies

    Racing is harder than it looks, and not even some of the best racing movies get it right. That’s why it’s handy we have Formula One drivers like Daniel Ricciardo out here to give us the what’s-what on some of film’s best racing scenes. And for those of you wondering where Baby Driver was in Team O’Neil’s driving scene breakdown video—it’s here.

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  • Formula One's High-Profile Tires Will Soon Be Dead

    As Formula One’s new regulation changes go into effect for 2021 and mandate wider, lower-profile tires, I can’t help but feel my heart break just a little for the series’ current thirteen-inchers. Let’s pour one out for the little wheels. We’ll never forget you.

    By Elizabeth Blackstock Read More

Technology (19)

  • Here's The Main Problem With Tesla's Supercharger Network

    For all the crap we give Tesla, they rightfully deserve to be lauded for the Supercharger network of fast-charging stations. You want to drive across the country in your electric car? Easy peasy, thanks to the ability to quick charge up to about an 80% tank of electron juice in about 20 minutes. Unless you and some of the hundreds of thousands of other Tesla owners want to use the exact same Supercharger station at the exact same time.

    By Michael Ballaban Read More
  • Seat Heaters Are Perhaps The Greatest Car Feature There Is

    It’s the week of Thanksgiving at Jalopnik HQ, but even the biggest of holidays don’t cause Jalopnik HQ to completely shut down. Someone, after all, has to provide you all with blogs to read while you’re avoiding questions about when you’re having kids or ignoring your family’s bad political views that somehow always come up at dinner. That someone is all of us, and our blogs can’t really be tied to the news cycle because we are also avoiding questions about kids and bad political views, thus we

    By Alanis King Read More
  • My Carbon Footprint Is Massive. Here's How I'm Going To Change It

    If you haven’t picked up on it yet, we writers here at Jalopnik travel pretty frequently. Whether it’s for a car launch, a race, an auto show, or just for the hell of it, we’re pretty much always on the move. And that is not particularly ideal when you think of the impact it has on the planet.

    By Elizabeth Blackstock Read More
  • There's A New UN Report On Climate Change And Ah, Shit

    Hey there, car friends! You may be wondering how things are going out there, climate-wise. Every day we can’t help but think about our role in the way the world is burning down around us and I’m here to tell you that well, it could be better, I’m going to be honest.

    By Elizabeth Blackstock Read More
  • Toyota Isn't The Environmentally Friendly One

    For nearly 20 years, the Toyota Prius has been the car associated with environmentalism. Maybe it’s getting overshadowed a bit by pure EVs, but the image it projects is still very clear. If you gave even the slightest shit about the environmental impact of the car you drove, you get a Prius. And this lent an image of environmental friendliness to Toyota as well.

    By Aaron Gordon Read More
  • Uber Got Off Easy

    Way back when you took your driving test and got your license, someone somewhere gave you a lecture about responsibility. Maybe it was your parents, the driving instructor, or the DMV tester. You were in charge of the car, and therefore it was your responsibility to not crash it.

    By Aaron Gordon Read More
  • MIT Develops Autonomous Vehicles That Can Figure Out How Big Of An Asshole You Are

    We keep hearing that autonomous vehicles are coming soon, so very soon, but those of us who actually live and drive in the real world often smirk to ourselves knowingly, thinking about all the assholes that drive cars on a regular basis and what they’re like to share a road with. Good luck, robot, dealing with all those jackasses. It seems that MIT researchers have been thinking the same thing, because they’re developing systems to help autonomous vehicles determine, essentially, how big of an a

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • The Most Revolutionary Thing About The Ford Mustang Shelby GT500 May Be The Carbon Fiber Wheels

    The new 760 horsepower 2020 Ford Mustang Shelby GT500 is an impressively long-named machine. But as production cars hit levels of power previously considered unreachable, we are coming to a point of diminishing returns. Our ability to create titanic power is outstripping our ability to put said power to the ground without massive amounts of electronic intervention. Intervention, which by its very nature, reduces power in order to maintain traction.

    By Robb Holland Read More
  • What Kind Of Fuel Mileage Would A Brick Wall Get?

    We’ve all heard the phrase “As aerodynamic as a brick wall.” I certainly have, due in part to the fact that I drive a lifted SUV with all the off-road accouterments, each of which is as aerodynamic as a small, accouterment-sized brick wall.

    By Matt Brown Read More
  • Get The Better Winter Tires And Keep Yourself Safe

    Michigan recently saw its first snow of the season and I can’t tell you how many people I saw riding around on their summers or all-seasons, thinking it’s okay. I’ll give them the benefit if the doubt—maybe the first snow snuck up on them before they had a chance to change tires—but it’s undeniably winter tire season now. Should you buy the expensive ones or will a set of the cheap ones cut it?

    By Kristen Lee Read More
  • Here's The Difference Between Cheap And Expensive Brake Pads

    The cost of car maintenance covers a pretty broad range. While it can be tempting to buy the cheapest products—brake pads, for example—to take a little strain off your wallet, there’s always the thought that maybe those more expensive pads might actually hold up better in the long run. But are they actually worth it? And, if they are, do you have to go really expensive to see any benefits to both your vehicle and your budget?

    By Elizabeth Blackstock Read More
  • Let's Take A Moment To Appreciate The Simple Brilliance Of The Car Cassette Adapter

    I got my driver’s license toward the end of the 2000s, but even I caught on with the car cassette adapter. All my friends had them because we drove cars that hadn’t completely eliminated the cassette deck quite yet. Thinking back, wasn’t this one the most brilliant and enduring mainstream car hacks of all time? It all began with an electrical engineer and serial inventor named Larry Schotz, according to this very excellent Vice story.

    By Kristen Lee Read More
  • Here's Another Alarming Video Reminding Us Tesla's Smart Summon Kinda Sucks

    Almost immediately after it was released unto the world’s population of properly-equipped Teslas in September, Tesla’s Smart Summon feature, which allows a completely unpiloted car to drive to meet the owner via a smartphone app, people were reporting a lot of less-than-optimal results. Some were just annoying examples of a confused car holding up traffic, and some had potential to be dangerous. Well, it’s still happening, as this recent video of a Tesla driving the wrong way in a parking lot sh

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • The Coolest Thing I Saw At SEMA This Year Is Active Aero

    SEMA is about more than just Supras with big wheels and roof-mounted tents on everything [“Overlanding is so hot right now,” I overheard someone unironically say]. It’s supposed to be a trade show, you know, where you show your new product to other people in your trade. When it comes to truly new product, this self-contained active aero wing is the only thing that really got me rev’d up. Victor Racing was tucked away in a lesser traveled section of the show, and they were more than happy to show

    By Bradley Brownell Read More
  • Most Model 3 Owners Feel Autopilot Makes Them Safer: Report

    We here at Jalopnik and our sister sites have done our fair share of Autopilot-bashing; or, more specifically, bashing the way Tesla promotes Autopilot as “Full Self-Driving” when it is most definitely not, to say nothing of the people who blatantly misuse the technology by falling asleep at the wheel and committing other nonsense.

    By Aaron Gordon Read More
  • 14-Year-Old Inventor Develops Clever Blind Spot Removal Tech

    Alaina Gassler is the sort of kid that, were my parents have heard of her when I was growing up, would have caused an immediate and unflattering comparison between myself and her, with lots of glancing back and forth between me, on the floor losing at some Atari game, and whatever newspaper article or TV segment about her and her accomplishments. It would have ended with a dejected sigh of resignation from my parents, their disappointment a tangible miasma in the room. That’s because Gassler doe

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Trucks (11)

  • Here's How Tesla Played Itself With The Cybertruck Vs. Ford F-150 Demonstration

    We’re getting to the point when you can’t really say “we’ve all seen that dumbass Tesla Cybertruck demo” because there’s already an absurd amount of them. This time, we’re specifically referring to that video of the Cybertruck supposedly pulling a Ford F-150 uphill. You’ve probably seen plenty of tweets debunking the whole thing already—but there’s actually a video going in depth about the whole affair that explains why, exactly, that video is so dumb.

    By Elizabeth Blackstock Read More
  • We Did It, You Guys

    The launch of the Tesla Cybertruck didn’t go completely as planned, unless you think Tesla CEO Elon Musk wanted two windows on the truck to smash in order to, I dunno, make himself seem endearingly fallible or something. At any rate, Musk posted a video late last night showing the front window not breaking after a steel ball impact. We can all go home now.

    By Erik Shilling Read More
  • The Cyberelephant In The Room

    There are two things we should acknowledge off the bat, even though they’re beside the point. The first is that the Tesla Cybertruck is hideous, of course. That’s blatantly obvious to anyone who sees it. The second is that people don’t “need” pretty design, but even both of those points are academic.

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  • I Don't Hate The Tesla Cybertruck But I'm Not Convinced It Will Be A Hit

    I couldn’t sleep much last night. My dreams were filled with visions of stainless steel triangles, glass cracking and electric ATVs flying through the air. The Tesla Cybertruck, she is a demon who haunts my nightmares and will not give me a moment’s peace! The thing is, after a lot of thought, I don’t hate Tesla’s truck. But I am perplexed by it, and not convinced it’s going to be the kind of volume-seller that can take on the Ford F-150 and the rest.

    By Patrick George Read More
  • There Is No One To Conquer The Mountain That Still Stands And Looks Down Upon Us But There Is Harmony In Ascending It, Ideally Sideways In A 900 Horsepower Drift Truck

    It is the mountain that conquers us, every time. Though we climb it, it is the mountain that changes us, not the other way around. We look down on the rest of the world from its summit, but even in doing so the mountain itself looks down on us. There is no conquering a mountain. We can only hope to find some harmony with it, a give and a take. That is why the road that winds up Tianmen mountain has 99 corners, and that is why Ken Block ran sideways up it in a 914-horsepower twin-turbo Ford drift

    By Raphael Orlove Read More
  • Here Are Some Nice Pictures Of The Scuderia Cameron Glickenhaus Baja Boot

    The Ford Bronco R we saw last monday is only one half of the return of the legend of Baja 1969 to Baja. The other half of the story is the Boot. The Baja Boot. Steve McQueen raced the original Boot back in the ‘60s and it actually beat the Bronco at Baja back in 1969. Now, Scuderia Cameron Glickenhaus (SCG) has announced that a Boot will race again and they took some pictures to celebrate.

    By Max Finkel Read More
  • The Tesla Truck Will Launch On November 21 In Los Angeles Because Elon Musk Loves Blade Runner

    Back in March when Tesla first launched the production Model Y the company hid the above image teasing a pickup truck in the presentation. According to an extremely online Elon Musk Wednesday morning, we would be seeing the launch of that electric pickup truck—dubbed “Cybertruck”—later this month. November 21st, to be precise, near the SpaceX facility in Los Angeles.

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Wrenching (6)

  • You Don't Need To Engine Swap Your Toyota To Make 1,000 HP

    When the world first saw the new Toyota Supra, the world wept that there was no Toyota-designed engine under the hood. Rather than some new 3JZ, there was a BMW B58 straight six. Well, everyone may dry their tears, as tuning legend Steph Papadakis got that stock Supra engine to the four-figure mark.

    By Raphael Orlove Read More
  • What Is The Electric Version Of The LS Swap?

    If you want to dig a few hundred horsepower out of a junkyard to stuff in your project car, you’d be hard-pressed to find a better deal than a GM LS engine. These V8s are plentiful, relatively cheap, and there are aftermarket parts out the wazoo to crank out whatever amount of horsepower you want. But what if you don’t want to internally combust? What if you’re looking for some more environmentally friendly hot rodding? What then do you drop in your Karmann Ghia? Well, the answer to that questio

    By Matt Brown Read More
  • Can Any Bay Area Jalops Help Out This Polish Couple Crossing The World In A Fiat 125p?

    There’s a Polish couple that has been attempting to drive around the world in an old Fiat 125p wagon, and it looks like they’ve been having an amazing journey. It seems they’re currently broken down around Benbow, CA, and while the latest update seems to show they have parts and a willing mechanic in San Francisco, they need to get the car there. Any Jalops with a tow dolly in the area want to help some crazy adventurers out?

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More