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  • The Six Letters You Need To Know If You Want A BMW

    What if I told you there's a new, RWD, German sedan with a manual transmission, sport-tuned suspension, turbocharged four-cylinder engine, near perfect 50/50 weight distribution, and 18-inch wheels that you could get for $34,745 with the destination? Here's the six-letter order code you need to get just that.

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Boatlopnik (1)

  • What's The Largest Ship Ever?

    Ever since we realized that it takes less energy to float stuff over water rather than drag it around on the ground, we've been building ships. And those ships are now remarkably huge. But which is the hugest?

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Brands (3)

  • The Mazzanti Evantra Is A 701-Horsepower Boutique Supercar

    Three years ago, Italian boutique manufacturer Faralli and Mazzanti came out with the $473,000 Vulca S. Designed by fellow Hungarian Zsolt Tárnok, it was a nice looking car with allegedly the build quality of a Lada Niva. Today, Faralli is gone, but Zsolt has penned a new supercar called the Evantra.

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  • Get Yourself A Unique Swiss-Made Maserati

    The former Swiss brand Saurer was mostly known for their well-built buses, trucks and the occasional tank, but Carrosserie Saurer also had a go at improving Italian design in the eighties...

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Buying (18)

  • The 2014 Chevy Impala Is Actually Pretty Damn Good

    The last Chevy Impala wasn't what you'd call a good car. It wasn't really even a mediocre car. It was just a car you'd rent on a business trip and never consider buying for yourself. Chevy wants all that to change with the 2014 Impala. That means the new Impala better be pretty damn good.

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  • BMW 320d M Sport Touring: The Jalopnik European Review

    Since car makers haven't brought all their delights to the U.S., we have to hunt down these machines in their natural habitat. Welcome to Jalopnik's European Review series. We start with this Estoril Blue BMW 320d M Sport Touring, which will become America's BMW 328d wagon.

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  • What Ten Bucks Of Dash Cam Gets You

    Crap. Well, to be fair, semi-functional crap. And, to be even more than fair, for the cost of a decent LA burger you can actually get a mostly-functioning electronic device that can capture and store video images from the dashboard of your car. That in itself is pretty incredible. But it's still crap. Crap with a laser!

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  • This Is The Mid-Priced Dash Cam You Should Buy

    Yes, it seems to be named after the astromech droid R2-D2 lost his virginity to behind a pile of power converters, but the truth is the DVR-027 is a decent, capable dash cam. That's a good thing, since it also seems to be one of the more popular ones, sold under an array of equally forgettable alphanumeric names. It's cheap, works every time, and has decent picture quality. Out of this first batch of cameras we tested, this is the one to get.

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  • Dash Cam Review: Carcam GS5000

    I'm going to start our dash cam reviews with the highest-end one we purchased for two reasons: first, because you as my readers deserve the absolute best, and second, the damn piece of shit broke almost immediately and I want to just go ahead and get this out of the way. Sorry for the spoiler.

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  • The 97-Month Car Loan Is The Craziest New Car-Buying Trend

    Some good news and bad news on the car-buying front. The good news is that the American economy has improved to the point where credit is much more readily available than it was a few years ago, so people have an easier time financing cars. The bad news is that the terms of their auto loans are increasing dramatically.

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  • How American Does An American Car Have To Be?

    When the Ford Explorer came out in 1990, it was a hot commodity and early on, dealers struggled to keep them on the lots. My father was an automotive reviewer at a local newspaper at the time and his boss was trying to track down an American SUV to replace his Isuzu Trooper. He wanted an Explorer and wouldn’t consider a Mazda Navajo that he could have that afternoon at the Mazda dealership down the street because “it wasn’t an American car.” Except it was.

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  • 'Highland Park' The Film: Detroit Can Be Saved If We All Start Winning The Lotto

    Filmmakers have taken quite a liking to Detroit in recent years. Its, as a writer for Time put it during the magazine's grand experiment yearlong reporting extravaganza on the city, "gritty backdrop" and Michigan's lucrative film incentive program has bolstered the production of a number of Hollywood blockbusters (some of which were serious duds) and TV shows across the state.

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  • 1972 Lincoln Mark IV: The Jalopnik Classic Review

    Forget all about Jimmy Fallon and that puddle of beige goo Lincoln has been calling cars of late. Let's go back to a time when Lincoln meant class. It meant style. It meant "personal luxury" and all of the loud polyester tie, wide lapel wearing glory that entails.

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  • The Curious Case Of The Volvo S60 R-Design

    I like what Volvo is doing. After a long period of curious choices and mostly uninspired cars, Volvo has made a few nods towards vehicles that are simultaneously competitive and unique (as opposed to neither). The Volvo S60 R-Design may be the best example of this.

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  • 2013 Volvo C30 Polestar: The Jalopnik Review

    There are many forgotten cars on the roads these days. Cars you see in line at Taco Bell waiting for a Doritos Locos Taco that cause you to take a second and think to yourself "oh yeah, that's still a thing!" The Volvo C30 is one of those cars and, perhaps for that reason, this is the last year they'll sell it here. You'll never forget the Volvo C30 Polestar, though.

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Culture (76)

  • 'Idiot Kid' Explains Why He Caught On Fire Working On His Miata

    Last night we saw a V8 Miata start itself, a home, and a man on fire. I got in touch with the "idiot kid" who did nearly everything wrong in the face of danger. This is why he tried to blow out an engine fire with his mouth, why he sprayed his engine with water, and just how badly he was burned.

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  • How They Filmed Return Of The Jedi's Absurdly Great Speeder Chase

    This year marks the 30th anniversary of Return Of The Jedi, the Ewok-filled amazingness that spelled the end of the original Star Wars trilogy. That film contained one of the most amazing high-speed chases ever seen on film. This is how they brought that death-defying chase to life.

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  • The Ten Most Offensive Car Ads Ever Made

    Selling cars is not easy, and while car makers usually turn to sex in order to convince us about their products, things get a bit out of hand sometimes. Jalopnik readers know ten especially offensive examples.

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  • Americans Don't Know What's Best When It Comes To Buttons

    For much of the automobile's existence, American tastes have dominated what's new in car design and ergonomics. Where do you think the prominence of cupholders come from? Makes sense, since we were long the biggest new car market. But it also extends to things like placement of window and cruise control switches.

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  • The Coolest Police Cars Of All Time

    We've been talking about cop cars a lot lately, haven't we? First there was all of the ridiculous patrol cars used by the cops in Dubai, and then there was the Seattle cop who rides around in a restored 1970 Plymouth cruiser.

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  • How The Lamborghini Miura Changed The Supercar Game Forever

    As Lamborghini celebrates 50 years of motoring insanity this week, now seems like an appropriate time to look back on what may have been their most important car. It's the Lamborghini that redefined what an automobile could do and created the modern supercar archetype as we know it.

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  • The Story Of The Trashed Mall From 'Blues Brothers'

    Ever wondered what happened to the mall in The Blues Brothers after Jake, Elwood, and all those cops drove right through it? They actually left it just the way it was, but that's only the start of the Dixie Square Mall's decline.

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  • Rental Car Companies Are Idiots When It Comes To Keys

    So I just locked myself out of the rental car my insurance company is providing while the claim for my Beetle gets worked out. It's partially my own fault, of course, but it should be a pretty easy thing to fix. After all, the rental company was nice enough to provide a lavish two keys with the car. Two keys! A main key and a backup! I'm saved, right? Wrong. Because both keys are locked on the same ring. Fuuuuuuuuuuck.

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  • IM TRINA KILL DA HOUSE: The Greatest Takedown In Car Forum History

    Car forums are such special places. They're where enthusiasts go to share knowledge with one another, forge bonds based on mutual passions, and build lasting communities. But sometimes, a forum member will post something so asinine — so insanely stupid — that an epic takedown is in order. This is the story of such a takedown.

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  • The Physics Of Fred Flintstone's Flaming Feet

    Welcome to Must Read, where we single out the best stories from around the automotive universe and beyond. Today we've got reports from Scientific American, Green Car Reports, The New York Times, and Hemmings.

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  • Could Fisker Save Lincoln?

    Nobody seem to know what to do with Lincoln, which is just getting over its amazingly dull Superbowl ad failure. What if they merged with another totally-screwed carmaker, Fisker?

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  • In Defense Of Retro Design

    Last week, we ran an excellent article by one of our extended Jalop family called 5 Reasons Why Retro Needs To Die. Intellectually, I can’t say that I really disagree with any particular point, and the arguments are cogent and well-considered. So why do I love some retro designs so much?

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  • This Guy Wants You To Buy Him A Lamborghini

    You want a Lamborghini. You can't afford a Lamborghini. Instead of just fantasizing, you decide to have other people to buy it for you. That's right. One man wants you to pay for his Lamborghini, and you get absolutely nothing in return, other than knowing that he now drives a Lambo.

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  • Watch Legend Tiff Needell Spank My Wife's Scion Around A Track

    Tiff Needell is a man used to driving some very serious, very fast cars. It's amazing to watch him in action. But everyone's probably getting pretty sick of seeing him drive finely-tuned, expensive sports cars all the time, right? It's time he took something else on the track. Something that looks more like a washing machine.

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  • The Most Opulent Luxury Cars Of All Time

    With the Shanghai Auto Show in full swing and China's ever-growing middle and upper classes moving to the forefront, the concept of "luxury" is ruling the day. The thing is, the definition of luxury varies from person to person. Is it classic styling? A smooth ride? A powerful engine? Neat features? Or all of these and more?

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  • This Retro Communist Limo Is The Coolest Car At The Shanghai Auto Show

    This, my fellow members of the Working Proletariat, is what the endless joy of Communism brings us. This beast of burden, this chromed harbinger of the downfall of the bourgeoisie, this generous mass that has been handed down to us by those who are more equal than others, is the true reward for harmoniously striving towards a common goal.

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  • Dear Car Designers: Badges Are Always Better In Color

    We know Americans, as a marketing demographic, like chrome. There’s nothing wrong with a little chrome here and there, it makes stuff brighter. But all over your wheels? No. All over the badges on your car? Well, at least it’s better than gold.

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  • This Old Land Rover Has Been To Hell And Back

    Welcome to Found Around The District, where we highlight fascinating cars we find around a city where people are too busy fighting through traffic and hunting for parking to drive anything interesting: Washington, D.C.

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  • The Greatest Dead American Car Brands From The 1950s

    America has had a rough week. The tragedies in Massachusetts and Texas are still firmly on everyone’s minds, despite the jubilation last night, and it can begin to weigh on a country. With all that’s been going on, why don’t we take a brief respite and work up a bit of nostalgia?

    By Michael Ballaban Read More
  • These Are The Ultimate Fratmobiles

    I go to a very fratty college. I see a lot of chillbrodudes in Croakies, pink shorts, and backwards fraternity caps drivin' big SUVS. That got me thinking: "What constitutes the ultimate fratmobile?" In search for answers, I interviewed some of the chillest, most brotastic dudes on campus.

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  • NASCAR Drivers Recorded A CD In The '80s And It's The Best Thing Ever

    When you think of Dale Earnhardt, you think of Talladega. You think of championships. You think of his nickname, "The Intimidator." But you don't think of him as a country music superstar. You should, and that's because he sings on a long lost 1983 album, along with other NASCAR drivers. It. Is. Amazing.

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  • These Are The Crazy Cars Of The Dubai Police

    Dubai likes to think it's unlike any other city in the world. And y'know what? They're right. Dubai is home to the tallest building in the world, and now, the most insane police force in the world. Let's take a closer look.

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  • 928 Ways To Kill A Porsche 911

    Welcome to Must Read, where we single out the best stories from around the automotive universe and beyond. Today we've got reports from Petrolicious, Autoextremist, OppositeLock, and The New Yorker.

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  • This Pink Rolls-Royce Ghost Is A Good Thing

    Remember Chris Evans, the British DJ who bought the world's most expensive car back in 2008? Well, apart from the California he lent to James May, he also happens to own a bunch of white Ferraris which he often uses for charity events. This pink Rolls was also his idea, and it's set to raise ~$1.5 million for Breast Cancer Care.

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  • Ten Cars That Scream 'Cocaine!'

    There are some cars that just rock and some cars that blow, but Jalopnik readers have found the ten cars that manage to do both at the same time.

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  • From 12 MPH To 267 MPH: The History Of Fastest

    Top dog. Man in front. The king. To some manufacturers, the title of "World's Fastest Production Car" is essential to their existence. It may even be worth more than bragging rights. It's marketing, advertising, and pedigree all in one. There are even disputes over who can claim the current title. It wasn’t always this way.

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  • What's The Right Way For A Hipster To Move?

    The cost of living in America's big name cities isn't getting any cheaper. Here in New York, everyone under the age of 97 has moved to Brooklyn, and everyone else is moving out altogether. This causes some problems.

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  • The Fastest Car In The World: An Explainer

    Just what is the fastest car in the world? Over the last few days, no one seems especially sure anymore. The Bugatti Veyron Super Sport had held that record since 2010, but it was revoked over the weekend. Now the official title has reverted to the SSC Ultimate Aero — and SSC says their forthcoming Tuatra will be even better. But Hennessey Performance says that the Venom GT is faster still, and don't forget the Koenigsegg Agera R. What gives?

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  • The Hater's Guide To F1 Supremo Bernie Ecclestone

    Bernie Ecclestone is one of the most well known faces in all of motorsports, and he isn't even a successful driver. That's because Bernie literally holds the keys to the world's most popular motorsport. But beyond that, Bernie is a sexist, greedy troll that will do nearly anything to bolster his own pockets and could care less about the tradition of Formula One.

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  • The Secret History Of The DeLorean That Became A Lamborghini Sedan

    Yesterday, I was able to give you a few details about John DeLorean's dream sedan, the futuristic DMC-24. Today, I can share with you almost everything about it thanks to a detailed document sent to us by James Espey, Vice President of today's DeLorean Motor Company. Buckle up, we use a bit of time travel!

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  • What's The Ultimate Car For A Cokehead?

    For some reason, we sure have been talking about cocaine around here a lot lately. There was the coke-tastically 1980s DeLorean sedan, and then there was the Ferrari California posing next to what looked like a mountain of the white stuff. Blow and expensive cars just seem to go hand-in-hand!

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  • The First Car Alarm Was Sort Of Like A Puzzle

    I'm still on a stolen-car kick here, and all the talk of theft prevention and alarms got me wondering just how long car alarm systems have been around? The first recorded car theft happened to, of all people, a Baron. He moved to create the first car alarm.

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  • The Proposed DeLorean Sedan Is As Coke-Tastically '80s As You'd Imagine

    John DeLorean had many great ideas for keeping his (soon to become troubled) company even before the first gullwinged DMC-12 sports car left the factory in 1981. One was a bus, the other a utility vehicle, but the most exciting of them all of course was the DMC-24 sedan, which resulted in a rolling prototype created by Italdesign.

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  • One Of The Stars Of Elysium Is A 140-Year-Old Nissan GT-R

    The other day we pointed out the flying Bugatti in the trailer for Neil Blomkamp's new movie, Elysium, and noted the tiny presence of what appeared to be a modified Nissan GT-R being flung into some trucks. Well, thanks to 808morgan over at Oppo, we now have a much better picture of the car. It's 140 years old but looks great.

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  • The Ten Best Car Jokes

    Ever since Bertha Benz took the very first road trip, people have been making jokes about cars. Here are Jalopnik readers' favorites.

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  • The Perpetual Death And Rebirth Of The Revolutionary Three-Wheeler

    Whenever I see an email from any scrappy new startup company touting about how they’re going to “revolutionize personal transportation” I can almost always sketch the car they’re talking about without even seeing it: a sleek, low, three-wheeled wedge of a car. It’s not always the case, but it’s pretty incredible how often throughout the past century it’s been so. What I want to know is both why this design keeps getting reborn, and why it can’t ever seem to quite survive?

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  • The Brief History Of The Maserati Ghibli

    Starting as an elegant Ghia coupe that remains one of Giugiaro's best designs, then a twin-turbo V6 with Connolly leather for the nineties, followed by the first diesel sedan with the trident up front, the Ghibli has come a long way since 1966.

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  • How The Internet Found My Stolen Beetle

    Here’s the most incredible thing about today: my prized Beetle has had its eyes gouged out, its hood and decklid battered, it bumpers mangled, roof rack stolen, radio gone, and the entire engine brutally extracted, and all I can think about is how amazingly wonderful people are.

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  • The Most Laughably Terrible Car Name Revivals Of All Time

    News that the legendary Chevrolet Chevelle nameplate may be making a comeback yesterday was mainly met with trepidation rather than optimism, even among the most hardcore GM faithful. As much as we all would like to see the Chevelle come back as a muscular coupe with a V8 — or maybe even that 420-horsepower V6 from the 2014 Cadillac CTS — experience tells that isn't likely.

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  • Ever Wondered Why Lamborghini Called Their SUV The LM002?

    It's because the name "Lamborghini Militaria 001" (or "Lamborghini Mimran 001" since the Swiss family just bought into the company) was already taken by this. It took Lamborghini two expensive and completely useless prototypes to finally reach perfection with the third design (and a V12).

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  • The Challenges Of Talking Cars With Your Parents

    There are tons of car enthusiasts you there who inherited their auto obsession from their folks, learning to wrench in the garage or going to races as a kid. Then there are the rest of us who are the first car nerds of a family, and things can get confusing.

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  • Ernest Hemingway's Badass 1955 Chrysler New Yorker Is Getting A Restoration In Cuba

    Ernest Hemingway is said to have uttered the famous quote “There are only three sports: bullfighting, motor racing, and mountaineering; all the rest are merely games.” While there is some debate over whether he said that or not, if it is true we can assume that he was probably a car guy, or at the very least, a racing fan. Now his 1955 Chrysler New Yorker convertible is getting restored — if the restorers can figure out how to get the necessary parts down to Cuba.

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  • What's It Like To Drive A Land Yacht?

    We like to talk sports cars and other fun-to-drive lightweights, but let's not forget America's great modern addition to the car world: the land yacht. We know and love how big they are, but what are they like to drive?

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  • The Baffling Story Of The "NO IN DA BUTT" Ford Escort GT

    Growing up as a kid who loved cars, I have many memories of certain influential cars I used to see around in Greensboro, NC. There was the pristine beige '66 Beetle in my neighborhood, the MGA I saw on the way to fifth grade every day, and I think I knew where all two of Greensboro's Fiat Stradas were in the 1980s. But the one that's been on my mind recently is much stranger: a late '80s Ford Escort GT covered in anti-sodomy stickers.

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  • What's Your Worst Experience With A Recall?

    These days it seems like every time a carmaker makes the slightest mistake, there's a recall. We've had recalls over floor mats, just as an example. What's the worst you've ever been through, though?

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  • Were You Ever Tricked By A Fake Supercar?

    Today we heard the incredible story of the Dale car hoax, and its thoroughly abnormal non-birth involving murder, a transsexual, and Bob Barker. It was vaporware, but one of our readers bought in on it.

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  • For $8,000, Put Your Ass In The Astroghini

    The Discovery Channel’s Ultimate Car Build Off pitted two shops against one another in the contest to build an “innovative vehicle” and win one hundred grand. Today’s Nice Price or Crack Pipe Astro is a typical result, but now that it’s been ultimately built off will you find its price to be the ultimate blow off?

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  • For $11,500, Be Rude, Loud, And Obnoxious

    The seller of today’s Nice Price or Crack Pipe 914 suggests the V8-powered car lacks gentility and will scare your dog. My dog’s scared of having baths so I don’t know if that’s an accurate indicator of its meanness, but you can still use that to determine if its price is doggone scary.

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  • For $39,900, Get Ready To Have A Corvette Summer

    There’s a classic episode of Seinfeld where a couple’s fugly baby is charitably described by a houseguest as breathtaking. Today’s Nice Price or Crack Pipe Corvette is obviously designed to take your breath away, but will you find its price to be ugly, baby?

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  • For $8,500, Damn Corinthian Leather, You So Fine

    Chrysler’s Cordoba is most famously remembered for its spokesman, Star Trek’s vengeance-seeking Khan. Or perhaps it was Fantasy Island’s Mr. Roarke? Whatever the case, today’s Nice Price or Crack Pipe Cordoba probably wants to just be remembered for not being over priced.

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  • For $3,200, This Is The Anti-Routan

    Take one part Grand Caravan and two parts VW diesel - engine and five speed stick - and the result might just be today’s Nice Price or Crack Pipe mixed up minivan. Will its price however prove a recipe for success?

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  • For $2,500, Wake Up Rip Van Renault

    The French famously invented the guillotine as a humane method of execution. Coincidentally French and itself headless, today’s Nice Price or Crack Pipe Le Car still stands before you for the determination of whether its price needs to be chopped.

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  • For $9,500, Be The Crown Prince

    Shakespeare famously wrote uneasy lies the head that wears the crown. You could wear today’s Nice Price or Crack Pipe Crown - or at the very least get in and drive it. That is of course, if its price doesn’t make you uneasy.

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  • For $8,500, Drive Like The Wind

    Long before VW started giving their vehicles African tribal sobriquets, the company’s products broke a lot of wind. Passat, Golf, Jetta, and today’s Nice Price or Crack Pipe candidate Scirocco, were all named after winds that blow. Coincidentally, it’s up to you to determine if this clean coupe’s price blows.

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  • For $3,100, Get High On XTacy

    If there’s ever been a nerdier car than today’s Nice Price or Crack Pipe Subaru XT then I've yet to find it and give it a wedgie. The question however is whether you’ll geek out over this flat four Wonder Wedge’s price.

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  • For $3,495, Gain A Sterling Reputation

    Imagine if you will Japanese mechanical reliability mated to veddy British sense and sensibility. Okay, now imagine owning today’s Nice Price or Crack Pipe 1989 Sterling 827SLi, because that’s just what it aspired to provide. Sure, it failed to do so, but perhaps this one’s price will provide some value.

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  • For $17,700, Skate Into Great

    There’s a pearl of wisdom that goes, if you want something done right, y’all gotta' git-r-done yourself. The creator of today’s Nice Price or Crack Pipe Maxton Rollerskate did it himself, but will its current price prove to have been done right as well?

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  • For $4,100, This MX5 Will Have You Humming A New Tune

    If you’ve ever thought that you oughta’ boughta’ Miata, then perhaps today’s Nice Price or Crack Pipe rotary roadster will be the catalyst that makes you finally pull the trigger. That is of course if its price doesn’t blow it.

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  • For $17,719, Get The Evolution Of A Revolution

    One of the great joys of buying new electronics is the satisfaction that comes with peeling off the protective plastic that invariably covers their smooth surfaces. Today’s Nice Price or Crack Pipe 300ZX must have been owned by someone with incredible self control because its stereo still wears its plastic. The question of course is whether it also wears a price that would warrant pulling out your plastic.

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  • For $3,500, Your Ship Has Come In

    There’s a myth that China’s Great Wall is the only individual man-made object visible from space. I know that to be bunk, because that honor pretty obviously goes to today’s Nice Price or Crack Pipe Pontiac Grand Ville convertible. Will its price however, be something that even a spaceman could also see paying?

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  • For $4,500, Euro Gonna' Like This E28

    The seller of today’s Nice Price or Crack Pipe 535i threatens lowballing time wasters with “a kick in the dick.” Because of that, should you not find his price acceptable, perhaps you might want to consider wearing protection for that part of your anatomy. . . . as well as of course, your low balls.

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  • For $11,500, Wanna Whole Lada Love

    Russia hasn’t always been all dash cam hilarity and meteor mayhem, it once represented America’s greatest rival and was the source of the world’s biggest communist bloc parties. Today’s Nice Price or Crack Pipe Lada 2103 harkens back to that era, but does it come with a price that will make you see red, comrade?

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  • For $16,450, Get Z3- Pee-Oh'd

    The Kathoey, or lady boys of Thailand, go to great lengths to appear to be something they’re not. Likewise, today’s Nice Price or Crack Pipe Miata wears a disguise, and it also has a stick! But does its price need a disguise too?

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  • For $24,990, You Can Call Me Al

    I think we can all agree that BMW’s first generation 3-series doesn’t get much love. That shouldn't be the case with today’s Nice Price or Crack Pipe Alpina-branded turbo however, as it’s a freaking orgy. But, will its price and promise prove anticlimactic?

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  • For $1,450, Twin Stick It To The Man

    During filming of the 1931 classic, The Champ, they used to tell child actor Jackie Cooper that his dog had been run over in order to get him to cry. Today’s Nice Price or Crack Pipe Champ needs no such manipulation, although its twin stick gearbox might take some getting used to, as might its price.

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  • For $3,500, Be The Spider That Comes Along

    Summer’s coming up, and what better way to spend it than by spending some dough on a sweet droptop? That summer fun could start with today’s Nice Price or Crack Pipe Alfa Spider. That is of course if you don’t find its price to be a top-downer.

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  • For $39,900, Get A Signed Snake

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  • Why Ford Is About To Make Record Bank

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  • The Chinese Couldn't Give Less Of A Shit About Hybrids

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  • Fisker Reportedly Lost $557,000 On Every Karma

    This is The Morning Shift, our one-stop daily roundup of all the auto news that's actually important — all in one place at 9:00 AM. Or, you could spend all day waiting for other sites to parse it out to you one story at a time. Isn't your time more important?

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  • Why Ford Is Obsessed With China

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  • Red Bull Gets The Craziest Looking Race Cars

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  • The Japanese Trucks Are Coming

    This is The Morning Shift, our one-stop daily roundup of all the auto news that's actually important — all in one place at 9:00 AM. Or, you could spend all day waiting for other sites to parse it out to you one story at a time. Isn't your time more important?

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  • Experienced Loser Calls Tesla A Loser

    This is The Morning Shift, our one-stop daily roundup of all the auto news that's actually important — all in one place at 9:00 AM. Or, you could spend all day waiting for other sites to parse it out to you one story at a time. Isn't your time more important?

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  • The Ford Focus Is The Best Selling Vehicle... In The World

    This is The Morning Shift, our one-stop daily roundup of all the auto news that's actually important — all in one place at 9:00 AM. Or, you could spend all day waiting for other sites to parse it out to you one story at a time. Isn't your time more important?

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  • Audi Is Killing It

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  • Iran Loves Jeremy Clarkson

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  • The Japanese Are Going Crazy For Ferraris

    This is The Morning Shift, our one-stop daily roundup of all the auto news that's actually important — all in one place at 9:00 AM. Or, you could spend all day waiting for other sites to parse it out to you one story at a time. Isn't your time more important?

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  • What's Really The Fastest Production Car In The World?

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  • Why You Should Buy A Mazda Right Now

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