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Brands (2)

  • Dodge Charger Redline 426: So Hot It's Illegal

    Chrysler may want to give the new Dodge Dart a well-accessorized introduction, but other product lines are getting some welcome Mopar-style attention as well. The only problem is that the best part on display for the Charger Redline 426 is the one you're not really allowed to use.

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  • Kia Track'ster Concept: A 250-Hp AWD Kimchi-Flavored Hatch

    It's uncommon for a concept to transcend its sketches, but the Kia Track'ster Concept is that rare vehicle. Based on the Kia Soul, this hot hatch ticks all our boxes with all-wheel-drive, a six-speed transmission, and a 250-hp turbocharged four-banger underhood. If you build it, we will come.

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Buying (3)

  • Ten Used Luxury Cars At Economy-Car Prices

    Buying wheels on a budget doesn't mean buying lowest-common-denominator. Look past new-car lots and be prepared to cover somewhat higher maintenance costs, and you'll have your choice of upscale cars at mainstream prices. These are Jalopnik readers' picks for the best luxury car bargains.

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  • What Used Luxury Car Is The Best Value?

    Our friends over at Lifehacker are spreading the word on what well-informed gearheads have long known: luxury cars usually undergo tremendous depreciation, turning what were exclusive rides into better bargains than new economy cars. We want to offer some buying advice. What's the best econobox-shaming value in a used luxury car?

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  • The Ten Best High-Performance Bargains

    High-performance cars can be ridiculously expensive, but if you look in the corners and take a pass on snob appeal you can get intense amounts of speed for surprisingly little cash. These are Jalopnik readers' picks for the best budget high-performance cars.

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Advice (1)

  • What's The Best Car For Driving 200,000 Miles A Year?

    Yesterday we brought you the tale of a road warrior who has done three times the distance to the moon in about five years. His Civic may be capable, but there are definitely other viable means to racking up incredible mileage. What's the best car for driving about two hundred thousand miles a year?

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Culture (40)

  • The Greeks Had The Technology To Build A Car In 60 A.D.

    Mercedes-Benz likes to pretend they invented the automobile, but that's a well-engineered, luxurious load of crap. The roots of the automobile go much further back, and researching how far back got me thinking. If we ignore, gleefully, what actually happened, when could the first car have been created, at least technically? How's 60 A.D. — the middle of the Roman Empire — sound?

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  • The Ten Most Advanced Cars Of Their Decades

    As cars get ever more technically advanced, it's important to look back and see the roots of what we now take for granted — and maybe find old ideas with modern relevance. These are Jalopnik readers' choices for the most advanced cars in each decade of the past hundred years.

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  • What Was The Most Advanced Car For Its Decade?

    Automaking is a game of constant progress. With precious few exceptions, car companies are always looking for the next step forward. Sometimes a few steps get taken together and a serious technical masterpiece arrives. What are the most advanced cars — by decade — in automotive history?

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  • The Biggest Movie Car Chase Ever

    What happens when you seamlessly cut and splice together chase scenes from 14* of the biggest big budget action flicks — including The Rock, The Matrix Reloaded, Transformers, and Bad Boys II? You get this absolutely amazing eleven-and-a-half-minute short film calledChasing Trinity: Part 2. It's the biggest, baddest, most Michael Baygasmic car chase... in the world. Ever.

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  • What Car Looks The Coolest When It's A Little Beat Up?

    Although we can appreciate a shiny paint job or a perfect restoration as much as anyone, there is something about a car that obviously shows its age that is truly hard to resist. Sometimes worn out paint, not quite perfect sheet metal and a sun baked interior can add significantly to a car's character and overall appearance.

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  • Grandma, I Love You, But You're Too Old To Drive

    Last week, my grandmother fell in her kitchen and had to be rushed off to the emergency room. Her already poorly functioning legs now hurt more than usual, so it's impossible for her to slide in and out of her new Honda Civic — let alone drive. But even before the fall, her driving skills left something to be desired. In just the first week she had the car she backed it over the neighbor's mailbox. But my grandmother will most likely be back behind the wheel next week, because my grandfather c

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  • Ten Great Driving Roads You've Never Heard Of

    A great car is just a complicated sculpture without a good road. A truly great road is what serious driving is all about, but some of the best roads are also the most crowded. These are Jalopnik readers' picks for the ten best unknown and underappreciated driving roads.

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  • What's The Best Road No One Has Ever Heard Of?

    A great car deserves a great road. Sometimes knowledge of those roads is passed by word-of-mouth, but the true greats deserve more recognition. What's the best pure driving road that remains a cherished local secret?

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  • The Ten Colleges With The Hottest Cars

    For many, having a car while in college is a luxury. For some, having a luxury car while in college is another fact of life. Here are Jalopnik readers' picks for the campuses with the hottest student rides.

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  • The Ten Most Quintessentially American Cars

    American cars and car culture contains multitudes; it cannot be captured in whole, never mind with ten spots on a list. Nonetheless, some vehicles perfectly exemplify the sea-to-shining-sea wonderfulness of this land. These are Jalopnik readers' picks of the ten most quintessentially American cars.

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  • These Are The Insanely Expensive Cars That GWU Students Drive

    Students at George Washington University in Washington, D.C. don't just complain about easy grades, they also drive cars so nice you'd think their campus was the parking lot of the Mall of the Emirates in Dubai. In the photo composite above is about $1.2 million worth of automobiles allegedly belonging to college students.

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  • An Open Letter To Cesar, Who Thinks My Truck Is Junk

    Cesar, we have to stop this. Several times a week, I get your little card you’ve stuck in the window of my truck. I get it. You think my truck is junk, and that you can buy it for $100 to $1000 and do God knows what with it. Well, Cesar, I hate to break it to you, but my truck, while usually filthy, is not junk.

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  • Watch The Ten Best Russian Dashcam Videos

    With Russians mounting video cameras on their car dashboards in an attempt to avoid the rising tide of insurance scammers, we've been treated to a slew of crazy driving antics captured on film. These are Jalopnik readers' picks for the ten best Russian dashcam videos.

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  • Why Not Turn Your Honda Into A Bugatti Veyron?

    Some brilliant entrepreneur on eBay is offering a fiberglass body kit designed to turn your $1,600 mid-'90s Honda Civic coupe into the $1.6 million Bugatti Veyron for just $4,500. Buy it. Buy it now. You absolutely must.

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  • This Is The World's Longest Classified Car Rant

    Orphaned by the conspiracy-laden bankruptcy of British Leyland, the generally-terrible Austin Princess attracts a special kind of old car curmudgeon. That's why seeing this 1,500 word eBay rant about one such car shouldn't surprise anyone.

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  • How I Put 750,000 Miles On My Honda Civic In Just Five Years

    Surpassing 250,000 miles on a single car during its lifetime is a remarkable feat. Paul Habib, Jr. did that on his 2006 Honda Civic in just the first two years he owned it. This month, five years after buying it, he'll cross 750,000 miles. His goal? To hit over 1,000,000 miles.

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  • What's The Worst "Performance" Engine?

    The motor is the heart of any car. Sometimes that heart has a hard time pumping life into a car that needs or deserves much more. What powerplant promised the world but left owners flat-footed?

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  • The Ten Most Quintessentially German Cars

    Ever since Karl Benz registered his patent in 1886, Germany has been the home of high-quality, high-velocity wheeled transportation. Whether for racing, Autobahn travel, or just everyday use, German cars are still in many ways the standard. Here are Jalopnik readers' picks for the ten most quintessentially German cars.

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  • What Is The Most Quintessentially German Car?

    Germany is both the accepted home of the automobile and the source of the most popular high-performance driving machines in the world today. Most automakers are slouching towards international blandness, but the German marques still embody a particular cultural mindset. What's the most quintessentially German car of all time?

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  • The Mystery Of James Garner's Secret Indy Car

    James Garner, like a several other notable actors, has a longstanding love of racing. After starring in Grand Prix in 1966, he started a long semi-career in racing, owning a racing team, preparing Ramblers for the Baja 500 race as part of a deal with AMC, and driving Indy 500 pace cars three times. The guy loved racing.

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  • Ten Automotive Stereotypes That Need To Die

    Jumping to conclusions about cars and owners is a longstanding tradition both in gearhead circles and in society at large. Yesterday's quick assumption is today's mistaken misbelief or outright falsehood. Here are Jalopnik readers' picks for the ten automotive stereotypes that need to go away now.

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  • The Hidden Beauty Of The Bottom Of Toy Cars

    Like most car-obsessed folks, I have many more toy cars around than a reasonable person with a mortgage should. It's a limited way of satisfying car-ownership urges without turning your yard into an oil-soaked scrapyard. Well, turning it into more of one, I mean.

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  • What Automotive Stereotypes Need To Die?

    Stereotyping is an unfortunate quirk of human nature that runs through car enthusiasm like a bad social disease. Some automotive preconceptions have completely lost legitimacy (if there was ever any in the first place) but refuse to fade away. What stereotypes about cars or drivers need to die?

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  • The Ten Most Quintessentially Japanese Cars

    Japanese cars have become the standard of the world for many, but underneath that solid competence there's a very specific and subtle national character. These are Jalopnik readers' picks for the ten most quintessentially Japanese cars.

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  • What Would Charles Dickens Have Driven?

    As those of you curious enough to click on today's Google Doodle know, it's the 200th birthday of Charles Dickens. We're all familiar with his work, at least in holiday-time Muppet-based formats, but I'm sure the real question we all have about Dickens is "what would he have driven?"

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  • Chinese Car Enthusiasts Desperately Want American Muscle

    Car enthusiasm is a global cultural phenomenon that never runs out of ways to show appreciation for favorite models. Sometimes those ideas start from one thought, become increasingly twisted, and end up as a very different kind of horse than anyone expected.

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  • A Letter To My First Car

    We all remember our first car, and although few of us still have it — even fewer of us probably were thoughtful enough to tell that car how we felt about it. But Kelcie Moseley did just that at Thought Catalog. Here's the letter she sent. Write your own in the comments below. —Ed.

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  • Ten Car Colors That Need To Make A Comeback

    The world is a vibrant, multi-hued place — but you'd never know that by looking at most automotive showrooms. We need more intensity and variety on the streets. Right now anyone with a little creativity and enough money in their checking account can get whatever color they want. These are Jalopnik readers' picks for the colors that need to make a comeback.

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  • Presidents And Cars: The Answers!

    Yesterday, I gave you ten fascinating facts about Presidents and cars. And by "facts" I mean half were a special type of fact many experts would term a "lie." So, as promised, today I'm revealing which ones were true, and which were imaginary.

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  • The Truth About Presidents And Cars

    President Obama's well-documented production of a Presidential boner over a Shelby GT500 at the Washington D.C. Auto Show makes for an excellent reason to bring up some fun facts about Presidents and cars.

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  • The Ten Most Quintessentially French Cars

    Charles de Gaulle said, "France cannot be France without greatness." France also cannot be France without a selection of the most delightfully weird cars ever made. Here are Jalopnik readers' choices for the most quintessentially French cars.

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Crashes and Safety (9)

Entertainment (3)

  • Judge Throws Out Tesla's Top Gear Libel Lawsuit

    Amidst the Tesla battery problem, comes news of a judgment from the UK courts again dismissing Tesla Motors' complaints and reiterating that Top Gear did nothing libelous or maliciously false in the program's review of the Tesla Roadster.

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  • Top Gear's Richard Hammond Destroys America's Minivans With Its Monster Machines

    During the offseason for Top Gear, the BBC's hit motoring show watched by millions, each of the three co-hosts has their own special routines. Jeremy Clarkson drives supercars in exotic locales. James May builds houses out of Legos. Richard Hammond comes to America and destroys houses and minivans with monster machines like Abrams tanks, airport firetrucks, and excavators.

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GMC Trucks (1)

  • 2013 GMC Acadia Gets Up In Your Grille

    Back in the more mainstream world of large crossovers for large families of large Americans with large amounts of stuff, GMC's revised Acadia three-row soft-roader bowed today in Chicago.

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Hyundai (1)

  • 2013 Hyundai Elantra GT Is A Grander Touring Hatch

    You've already seen the 2013 Hyundai Elantra GT, which we erroneously called the Elantra Touring. It turns out Hyundai's updated the styling of the Elantra hatchback, but went back in time for the name. Allow us to explain.

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News (185)

  • COTD: Regular Polyhedra Edition

    The ancient Greeks didn't have the Web, so they had plenty of time to sit around and contemplate other things, like logic and truth and tzatziki recipes. They also were decent mathematicians, and in the midst of building the Parthenon and fighting the Trojans they created the foundations for centuries of boring classes.

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  • 1967 Shelby GT500 Revived After 25 Years In Death Valley

    Our friends at Bangshift pass along word of a hardcore Ford fan from Massachusetts who is living the dream of every old-car geek: His new restoration project is a well-weathered but completely intact 1967 Shelby GT500 that sat undriven for 25 years in Death Valley.

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  • The Jaguar XF Sportbrake Is One Big Pussy

    Jaguar has tried to address the issue of a lack of lie-flat baby makin' room in the back of the XF sedan, officially revealing its new station wagon, the Sportbrake, a week before its debut at the Geneva Motor Show.

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  • The Next GNX Buick Could Build

    A Buick GNX is coming, but it's not coming from Buick. Performance company SLP plans to build their own GNX, pictured above, with output above 300 horsepower and a more aggressive look. Unless they make one key improvement I don't think this is the GNX Buick should build.

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  • GM Buys 7% Of Peugeot In Platform-Sharing Alliance

    GM has officially teamed up with PSA Peugeot Citroën In order to stop losing all the money they're earning in the rest of the world in Europe on Opel/Vauxhall. Or, to put it other terms, they've dumped their weirdo Swedish girlfriend and picked up a tiny underfed French woman to help raise a better family.

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  • How Do You Stay Awake For Long Car Trips?

    Sun-drenched speeding on twisty roads may be the popular dreamy image of Real Driving, but sometimes you need to settle in for hours of droning travel time. Maintaining awareness is crucial even if the roads are boring. How do you stay alert during long drives, especially at night?

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  • Ten Amazing Cars You Should Legally Import To The U.S. Right Now

    Throughout history some of the best cars haven't been sold in the United States and the draconian 25-year import ban has made bringing them here a legally questionable endeavor. Here are Jalopnik readers' picks for the ten best cars exempt from regulations you can import right now. Do it. Right this second.

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  • Ferrari F12 Berlinetta: First Videos

    What's better than full photos and details of the brand new Ferrari F12 Berlinetta? Why, video of the fastest Ferrari ever built, of course. Watch Ferrari F1 drivers Fernando Alonso and Felipe Massa react to the car at Fiorano and then watch a CGI-y look from every angle.

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  • Ferrari F12berlinetta: The Fastest Ferrari Ever Built

    This is it. The new Ferrari. And it's not called the Ferrari F620 GT. No, it's named the F12berlinetta. Yes, that's all one word. Whatever. Everyone's just gonna split those up and call it the "F12 Berlinetta." Or they'll call it the "F12." But who cares what it's called? We don't. All we — and you — should care about is that it's the fastest Ferrari ever built.

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  • How To Organize The Mess Of Technology And Cables In Your Car

    While your car might not have the mess of cables you'll find underneath you desk, it has recently become a home for more technology than it is prepared to handle. Here's how you can keep those stray chargers, audio cables, and whatever else under control so you're not fighting wires while trying to concentrate on the road.

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  • The Jet Engine Truck That Exploded At Daytona

    Last night, Juan Pablo Montoya lost control of his race car at the Daytona 500 and crashed into a pickup truck with a jet engine and 200 gallons of jet fuel, igniting the track in a superheated mess. But why the hell was there a helicopter engine strapped to a truck in the middle of a race?

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  • The Pininfarina Cambiano Trades Style For Technology

    Quattroruote, the same Italian magazine that leaked shots of Lamborghini's SUV, has now dropped the official photos of Pininfarina's three-door diesel-turbine-hybrid concept car, the Cambiano, that we were supposed to see at the Geneva Motor Show next week.

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  • How Twitter Took Over NASCAR

    Last night on national television, America's wonkiest social media platform, Twitter, and its supposedly most backward sport, NASCAR, exploded together into a massive fireball fueled by jet propellant, secret phones, and good/bad timing. Here's the story of how one driver picked up 100,000 followers in two hours and how the sport of good ol' boys may be forever changed. UPDATE!

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  • What 25-Year-Old Car Would You Import?

    We remain frustrated by the persistence of the 25-year rule for EPA/DOT exemptions on car imports. However, slowly but surely a host of ultra-desirable cars are hitting the magic age and now avoid that regulatory silliness. Time for a midwinter escapist break: Given the funds, what 25-plus-year-old car would you import?

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  • COTD: Flat-Pack Edition

    Being free and unencumbered by materialistic excesses is great, but there comes a time when a man must face up to reality and say: Yes, it's time to buy some decent furniture. Especially when the beloved significant other says that, too.

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  • The First Flying Car Was Based On The Ford Pinto

    If you're one of those people who's always wondering why the flying car hasn't been invented yet, you're too late. The first flying car was already created back in the 1970s — but don't get too excited. It was literally a huge disaster.

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  • Picking Through The Pockets Of Saab's Corpse

    Last week I attended the bankruptcy auction at Saab's U.S. headquarters outside of Detroit and witnessed the last moments of an automaker up close. It turns out the disposition of an automaker's assets is anything but orderly. No, it's more like grave-robbing.

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  • How To Turn Your Beater Truck Into A Sweet BBQ

    Are you tired of looking at the hollow shell of a GMC pickup sitting on your lawn, reminding you of your complete failure with yet another restoration project? Just make it into a BBQ like the enterprising Saudis at Radical Motorsports.

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  • Mitt Romney Car Guy Quiz: The Answers

    Shockingly, Republican presidential hopeful Mitt Romney's staff was pretty silent about our car guy challenge last week, but that's okay. I'm not going to take it personally.

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  • Ten Cars That Were Giant Surprises

    It's one thing to have a car evolve into a special product, but sometimes a car comes out of nowhere and sets everyone back on their heels. These are Jalopnik readers' choices for ten of history's biggest automotive surprises.

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  • The Best Videos Of The Week

    Have you heard that video is a big thing over at Gawker Media? It's true, we watch and post a lot of videos each week. Here are some of the best videos of week, culled from an array of Gawker Media sites.

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  • Rare Vintage Power Wagon Has Modern Diesel Power

    Call us a little strange (it wouldn't be the first time), but we think it is pretty hard to make a 1959 Dodge W100 Power Wagon any cooler than they were when they left the factory. The combination of the Power Wagon's Forward Look styling and rugged functionality make them a nearly perfect old truck in our eyes—even in showroom stock condition.

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  • COTD: Forces Beyond Your Control Edition

    We live in a world where it's very hard to truly be in control. Maybe that's part of the appeal of driving: there's the sense of vector dynamics and singular destiny. Outside a car, and as you broaden your scope, control is fleeting. It's a damn complicated world out there.

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  • Citroën DS4 Racing: For The Refined French Hoon

    This is Citroën's new, plush, designer hot hatch, the DS4 Racing. It's built by the French brand's motorsports division, who have absolutely dominated international rallying for the past seven years, and it shows that Citroën is in a strange place right now.

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  • What Car Completely Surprised Everyone?

    On this date in 1980, a ragtag US men's Olympic hockey team stunned the world by wrapping up the gold medal. Serious surprises are rare in the hypercalcuated spheres of both sports and automaking, but occasionally something amazing comes out of nowhere. What car was the biggest, ballsiest surprise?

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  • BMW M135i Concept: Bimmer Got Back

    Ain't no fruit sweeter than a forbidden one. Just ask Eve. Fans in the United States get a plethora of BMW 1 Sseries products, including a convertible and the delightful 1M Coupe. They should be content, but then BMW drops this. It's the BMW M135i three-door hatch concept and the yearning begins yet again. Damn you, BMW!

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  • COTD: J.D. Power Award Edition

    Automotive-industry awards have always been a mixed bag. Alongside any number of Car of the Year charades, specific aspects of the industry attract attention with varying degrees of credibility. Still, the award for giving out the most Eighties-style sculptures for everything goes to one entity: J.D. Power and Associates.

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  • The Hyundai i30 Wagon: Germany Builds A Hyundai

    We are already familiar with the new five-door hatchback Hyundai is bringing to the States in the form of the 2013 Hyundai Elantra GT. Now Hyundai's German design center has unveiled the wagon version. Can you tell the difference?

    By Raphael Orlove Read More
  • Who Is Trying To Smear The Tesla Battery Problem Whistleblower?

    Tesla Motors' response to this morning's revelation that Tesla Roadsters carry a devastating design problem that could lead to the cars becoming "bricked" — i.e. so drained of battery power they are unusable and require a $40,000 replacement — has been to insinuate that the problem was with the owners and not the car.

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  • This Is A Four-Door Mercedes-Benz SLS AMG

    Someone recently filed a patent application for a four-door pillarless version of the Mercedes-Benz SLS AMG coupe. Yes, you read that right. Even more interesting: Mercedes isn't denying it's their patent.

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  • When Automotive Plastic Surgery Goes Wrong

    Aggressive plastic surgery to give one the appearance of youth often ends up looking just wrong. Like what you would get if you texted an alien instructions on what a pretty young person would look like. The elements are there– smooth, unwrinkled skin, prominent cheekbones, full lips– but the end result is usually pretty damn creepy. What's really amazing is that this rule applies to cars as well as people. They even call them "facelifts" on cars, too.

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  • 2013 Audi A3: Germany's Got Talent

    This is the new Audi A3, leaked on the same day as its northern competition, the 2013 Volvo V40. Get a look at its clean lines and orange interior before all your pre-med buddies see them in the dealership.

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  • Update On The James Garner Mystery Car

    You know what's great? This. This is great. This site, cars, the Internet, the whole damn thing. Skeptical? Good. I'm glad you're skeptical, because it's going to give me genuine joy to take your skepticism out back and spank it, right in front of all its stupid friends. How? With this:

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  • Own The $750,000 Ferrari F50 Wrecked By The FBI

    A low-mileage Ferrari F50 with a great story is up for auction and the bidding's at only $65,000. There are few caveats. It has a salvage title. And that great story? An FBI agent who seized it wrecked the car in Kentucky and it's been sitting around since 2009. Get out your checkbooks!

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  • Tesla Motors' Devastating Design Problem

    Tesla Motors’ lineup of all-electric vehicles — its existing Roadster, almost certainly its impending Model S, and possibly its future Model X — apparently suffer from a severe limitation that can largely destroy the value of the vehicle. If the battery is ever totally discharged, the owner is left with what Tesla describes as a “brick”: a completely immobile vehicle that cannot be started or even pushed down the street. The only known remedy is for the owner to pay Tesla approximately $40,000 t

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  • COTD: Know Your Rights Edition

    It doesn't matter if you're planning on smoking weed all day and then go running through your neighborhood naked, or if you're going to visit the elderly and then sing prayers at a homeless shelter. You've got to know your rights.

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  • An iPad Knockoff Straight From Pakistan's Air Force

    As nations now battle for technological and economic superiority in the same way that they used to struggle for military superiority, the Pakistan Air Force has embarked on a radical new mission: producing consumer electronics, including an e-reader seen above and an iPad-aping tablet computer.

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  • What Is The Most Quintessentially American Car?

    If any nation's automobiles are indicators of a prevailing character and attitude, it's those from the United States. They've been up, they've been down, but they've held on and carried an identity and sense of pride throughout it all. What's the most quintessentially star-spangled all-American car?

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  • Here's Where You Can Ignore 'Speed Limit Enforced By Aircraft' Signs

    Many states populate their highways with ominous 'Speed Limit Enforced By Aircraft' signs — as if squadrons of F-16s fly overhead waiting to pop motorists for going 10 mph over the speed limit. While there are states that still use planes to enforce the speed limit, there's one member of the Union that mostly just pretends it does.

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  • COTD: Time Manipulation Edition

    There are days when we need extra time. There are days when the clock seems to need new batteries and some oil. Time is absolute in the fixed frame of normalcy, but perception is subjective and can depend heavily on how moody you are. Especially on a slow Monday.

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  • Drug Kingpin's Ferrari Convertible Now Colombian Police Car

    Hernando "Scratch" Gomez doesn't need his Ferrari 348 Targa anymore now that he's in an American jail because of his nasty drug trafficking habit. The authorities back in Bogota, Colombia thought they'd do what American cops tend to do with their drug-seized cars and converted it into police cruiser.

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  • Are You Getting The Best Auto Insurance Rate?

    Your current auto insurer (and perhaps other service providers) may be holding out on you. If you're eligible for a lower rate, you probably won't be automatically given one unless you ask for it. In one case, the New York Times reports, one man would have been paying twice as much on his policy had he not gotten a competitive quote elsewhere.

    By Melanie Pinola Read More
  • The Best Videos Of The Week

    Have you heard that video is a big thing over at Gawker Media? It's true, we watch and post a lot of videos each week. Here are some of the best videos of week, culled from an array of Gawker Media sites.

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  • Ferrari F620: Is This The 599 Replacement?

    Ferrari plans to officially unveil the F620 in the beginning of March at the Geneva Motor Show, but if you are getting antsy to see what the 599's replacement will look like today may be your lucky day. We believe the above picture is a shot of the F620 GT test mule's (somewhat) bare behind.

    By Tom Joslin Read More
  • What Is The Longest You've Ever Owned A Car?

    Like many other serious commitments in life, everyone has a different take on car ownership. Some of us fall in love with one car and stick with it for what seems like an eternity. Others are ready to move on to the next vehicle almost as soon as one new car hits their driveway. Some of us even spend time our time attempting to balance a relationship with as many cars as possible.

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  • COTD: No One Picks On My Little Bro But Me Edition

    One of my favorite sayings is "no one can pick on my little brother/sister/friend but me." It's a universal feeling. Whether it's Bart and Milhouse or Nixon and Spiro Agnew, when someone else picks on someone you care about, it's a threat. Especially if the person you care about is the person you pick on the most. The poster behind the worst lowering job in history has been the source of web scorn, but GuacamoleFire finds the same principle at work on that forum and over here on Jalopnik and e

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  • How To Draw A Volkswagen Beetle With Just Two Ovals

    Today's the 40th anniversary of the 15,007,034th Volkswagen Beetle built — the number needed to surpass the former record holder for most produced car — the Model T. It made the Beetle officially the world's best-selling car. As a way to commemorate this event, and because I have a big, obvious soft spot for old Beetles, I made a little video showing you how anyone can draw a Beetle using just two ovals.

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  • The Dubious Physics Of Nissan's Terrible Truck Ads

    Nissan's ad campaign for the Frontier has the pickup engaging in absurd and impossible stunts like snowboarding, dune-riding and catching an airplane wheel in the bed of the truck. The commercials are, in word, terrible. Let's use physics to show you why.

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  • The Ten Best Cars For Driving Insane Distances

    For some people driving isn't about speed or style; it's about going distances better measured by physics calculations than odometers. These are Jalopnik readers' picks for the best ways to rack up astronomical mileage without stress or excessive cost.

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  • COTD: Crapware Edition

    We live in the age of your-way-right-away. People expect individualistic whims and demands to be fulfilled immediately. More often then not, that potential problem is solved by giving people everything they could possibly want — and much more — up front as part of the deal.

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  • Man Gets $20,000 In Tickets For Vanity License Plate

    Danny White lives in Washington, DC, is a die-hard Redskins fan, and has both a Chevrolet Avalanche and a peculiar sense of humor. Thanks to a peculiar quirk in the District's Department of Motor Vehicles' computer system, those last two details have gotten him about $20,000 worth of unpaid — and unearned — parking tickets.

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  • European Chevy Camaro Gets Cooler LED Tailights

    Americans invented the Camaro. Americans invented the lightbulb. Wouldn't it then make sense for Americans to get the Camaro with the best bulbs? Alas, shots of the new European Camaro show they're getting better, more fancy LED lights. Let's set fire to our mullets in protest!

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  • This Is The Worst School Zone Sign In History

    School zones serve an obvious and important role in pedestrian safety because no one wants to hit a kid. Zone enforcement usually lasts a few hundred feet over a large chunk of time in the morning and afternoon. This school zone sign in Michigan tries to break up that solid time slot. The result has been hilariously disastrous.

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  • Daryl Hannah's Biodiesel El Camino For Sale Again

    Back in 2007, I encouraged all of you to rush out and buy Daryl Hannah's biodiesel 1983 El Camino. As I expected, one of you did and has been the proud owner of that vehicle ever since. Now it's time for another Jalopnik reader to inherit the beast.

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  • TSA Agents Singling Out Sexy Women For Multiple Body Scans

    Several women who flew through Dallas/Fort Worth's airport have filed complaints against the TSA claiming that officials asked them to walk through the body scanners multiple times. Why would female agents do such a thing? So the male agents viewing the scans could get a better look at their bodies. Ew.

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  • COTD: Tinfoil Hat Edition

    One of the great successes of the Web is the unstoppable propagation of ludicrous conspiracy theories. Used to be that in-jokes like the Church of the SubGenius and the tales cooked up by bored John Birch Society types and the TimeCube had to pass by word of mouth, but now every twelve-year-old knows about all the ways in which that was NOT Osama bin Laden that got killed.

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  • Lotus Will Continue To Ruin Company With Convertible Something

    Lotus has produced some fine convertibles in the past — the original Seven, both front-and rear-drive Elans, the Elise — so you'd think a quirky announcement alluding to a new open-top model would be welcome. It might have been if it wasn't from Dany Bahar's Lotus.

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  • Is Your New Car Trying To Kill You?

    Mmm, nothing like huffing in that sweet sweet new car smell. If they could make that into an eau du toilette pour homme, I would bathe in it daily. But, according to a new report by the Ecology Center testing over 200 of the best-selling 2011 and 2012 cars and trucks, what we know as that new car quintessence is actually a cocktail of cock-shriveling toxins. Here are the cars and trucks they claim are the "Best" and "Worst."

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  • COTD: Friendship 7 Edition

    Fifty years ago next Monday, John Glenn became an all-time American hero when his small chunky single-seat spacecraft did three laps of Earth. The flight was a huge morale boost for a beleaguered US space program that had suffered numerous setbacks.

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  • This Co-Ed Entrepreneur Launched A "Walk Of Shame" Shuttle Service

    It's St. Valentine's Day, which means couples eating heart-shaped pizzas at home and lonely people hooking up like sweaty electromagnets. For the former there's Tums, for the latter at The University of Michigan there's Senior Kellyann Wargo, who just launched a Walk of Shame Shuttle to ferry the lovesick and hungover home on February 15th.

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  • What People Think Car Guys Do

    So my friend Garnet Hertz created this little meme called "What People Think." It's the image macro things that have been all over your Facebook walls this week. Here's another one for you. Feel free to share it, just head over to our Jalopnik Facebook page to share it from there.

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  • The Ten Best Cars For A Bodyguard

    It's a dangerous world out there for the powerful and famous, who are constantly under threat from kidnappers, stalkers, paparazzi and super fans. An even bigger threat exists for the bodyguards who have to throw themselves in front of the bullets. Here are Jalopnik readers' choices for the best VIP/executive protection rides.

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  • A Basement Excavated: A Video Gallery

    Tight fit... but it sure beats carrying that big awkward brute down that narrow stairwell! I have to side step downward and there's been a few times when I nearly tripped over my big feet. lol

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  • COTD: Techniques Of Motor Racing Edition

    Before racing season gets underway, many drivers have a common ritual: they go back and reread Piero Taruffi's "The Technique Of Motor Racing." This elegantly slim volume first appeared in the late 1950s but has lost exactly none of its relevance.

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  • Hellaflush Audi RS4 Avant Cruises Paris

    This is the Players Audi RS4 Avant "RS SYCO," dolled up in Lamborghini orange and sitting on Rotiform SNA rims. Stephen Brooks filmed it gliding through Paris for no particular reason other than to look damn cool.

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  • Science Smackdown: Nissan Frontier Dune Buggy Ad

    Continuing Nissan's advertising theme of how great their trucks could be if there was no reality, this ad showing a stock Nissan Frontier zooming in to rescue a purpose-built sand rail is, of course, little more than a wet dream from some Nissan exec. It would be the exact same if they showed the Frontier beating a purpose-built drag racer in a race– a total, unrepentant fantasy. I'm all for whimsical, imaginative commercials, but there's a difference between a fun ad and an ad that basically sh

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  • Science Smackdown: Nissan Frontier Snowboarding Ad

    This one's a bit less heinous than the airplane-using-the-truck-as-landing-gear one, but it's still pretty stupid. You would think there would be plenty of genuine, existing things you could show a 4-wheel drive truck doing to support snowboarders, but I suppose that was all too boring for the brain of that 7-year-old that the ad agency keeps in a jar to come up with this crap. Here's our physicist, Dr.Stephen Granade, to tell us why this just won't happen, with science:

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  • Science Smackdown: Nissan Frontier Airplane Ad

    The most known of Nissan's batch of masturbatory hero-fantasies masquerading as commercials is the one where a Frontier takes the place of the broken front landing gear of an airliner. It's presented as a faux-newscast, which only makes it worse, really. Here's the analysis of why this is such crap provided by our Official Unofficial Physicist, Dr. Stephen Granade:

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  • Why Rubber Rules

    When Charles Goodyear figured out how to take the smelly sap from some trees and turn it into the rubber of industry, the finished, stretchy product bounced a crazy diverse number of materials out of their soon-to-be former jobs. Like sheep intestines. Ick.

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  • This Giant New Helicopter Is Like A Greyhound Bus For The Sky

    Most non-military helicopters tend to be small flying machines incapable of carrying more than a few passengers. Unveiled this weekend, the 525 "Relentless" is not most helicopters. Holding 16 passengers plus two crew, it's now the largest and most advanced civilian chopper ever built by Bell Helicopter.

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  • Tokyo's New 'Dinosaur' Bridge To Nowhere

    You're looking at Tokyo's newest landmark, the 'Dinosaur' Bridge. Officially known as the Tokyo Gate Bridge — providing a link from the capital to a landfill — it shows what actually happens when a government succeeds in spending $1.4 billion on a bridge to nowhere.

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  • The Dying Ship That Taught Me How To Read

    This is a story of old ships, childhood summers, inline-8 diesels and a four-letter word. This is the story of the 52-year-old M/S Amur, a vaguely abandoned 282-ft passenger riverboat. Without this rusty old Danube cruiser, I would not be here.

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  • What Car Should A 'Bodyguard' Drive?

    Whitney Houston's death on Saturday was just the latest in a too-long line of showbiz tragedies. Even if her hyperproduced adult R&B wasn't your style, you had to respect that voice — a dynamic and eerily clear mezzo-soprano with very few peers in pop music history.

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  • The Ten Best Cars For A Successful Valentine's Day Date

    The romantic getaway remains an essential daydream for everyone. For enthusiasts, the choice of proper wheels wheels is almost as important as the choice of companion. These are Jalopnik readers' picks for the best cars for a romantic Valentines Day getaway.

    By Patrick Frawley Read More
  • The 2012 BMW M6 Wants To Kick The CTS-V Coupe's Big American Ass

    This is it. The new third generation 2012 BMW M6. Armed with a big TwinPower Turbo V8 engine, the new M6 is here to deliver a 560 HP ass-whooping to the CTS-V and any other coupe with the balls to get in the ring with this Teutonic two-door. But, if you're hoping for a manual — don't hold your breath. At least not this year anyway.

    By Ray Wert Read More
  • What Was The First Realistic Project Car Of Your Dreams?

    Like many young car lovers we first fell in love with the exotic high dollar cars we saw on television and hung on our walls. Shortly thereafter, like many young car lovers we realized the closest we were going to get to the expensive supercars we lusted after were staring at posters and watching them on TV.

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  • Camouflaged Ferrari 458 Does Anything But Blend In

    Few would accuse anyone who drives a super car like the Ferrari 458 of wanting to blend into the crowd. It is perhaps only appropriate then that covering a 458 with camouflage inside and out serves to make the already attention grabbing car stick out even more.

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  • The Best Videos Of The Week

    Have you heard that video is a big thing over at Gawker Media? It's true, we watch and post a lot of videos each week. Here are some of the best videos of week, culled from an array of Gawker Media sites.

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  • Your Ridiculously Cool Bugatti Veyron Wallpaper Is Here

    If you own a Bugatti Veyron you must drive it over 225 mph. At least once. Just don't do it on public roads. No word on whether this fetching Veyron shot by Ronnie Renaldi has eclipsed that mark, but it looks like it's doing at least 150 mph standing still.

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  • COTD: Sunday Morning Crossword Edition

    It's Friday. Glorious, blissful, yes-I-can-relax-a-bit Friday. Thank you, passage of time. Thank you, Emperor Constantine who invented weekends past the Sabbath day. Time to just let it all drop for a while.

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  • How To Park Your Car In Manhattan

    The perils of New York City parking are legendary. Often times the space between a legal and illegal parking spot is often times no more than one sheet of paper. Here's Kathryn A Higgins' story from Thought Catalog that could probably be just as easily titled "How NOT To Park Your Car In Manhattan." — Ed.

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  • How We Crossed 1,000 Miles Of Mexico For $1,000

    Kevin Kewley and his friends like adventure. So, to follow up their off-road parasailing experience why not compete in the grueling Baja 1000 race? Unfortunately, that race is a little pricey, so instead they tried to cross the same distance for $1,000. Here's their story. —Ed.

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  • 2013 Audi RS4: This Is Its Bumper

    We already know some of the leaked specs of the upcoming Audi RS4 Avant, but now we know what its bumper looks like. Basically, now we possibly know what the next RS4 looks like.

    By Raphael Orlove Read More
  • COTD: Casting Call Edition

    Ever wanted to be in a play? Great, we all have at some point. Ever wanted to have the lame loser role in a play? Different story. All roles are important; not all roles are enjoyable or fun. Still, the story's the important thing.

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  • How To Deal With An Asshole Parker

    You finally find a spot in a packed parking lot and somebody's parked over the line so you can't fit. Or you've been waiting for someone to leave the lot and somebody pulls in to steal your claimed space. There are plenty of ways to be an asshole parker in this world, but few good ways to deal with them. Here's the best way to handle the situation.

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  • They Let A Woman With Real Breasts Ride In 1300-HP Corvette

    Or, as you read the title: Blah Blah Blah Breasts Blah Blah Blah 1,300-HP Corvette. Yes, some schmuck has made another addition to the classy boobs-go-for-a-ride formula, only this time things aren't quite as enhanced as they were before. UPDATE! They took down the video and it was edited to remove the nipples. Apparently, YouTube is ok with the rest of the videos but a little nipping was too far. The Full NSFW version is here.

    By Raphael Orlove Read More
  • The Enormous Secret Weapons Depot Hidden Underneath Manhattan

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  • Where The Hell Is America's Next Great Sports Venue?

    Formula One racing is a sport associated with a certain kind of wealthy international traveler — someone who charters a yacht to enjoy the Monaco Grand Prix. Boy aren't they going to be surprised later this year when they travel to the newest F1 race — in a town on the outskirts of Austin so culturally remote their slogan is "Where the hell is Elroy, Texas?"

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  • Aston Martin V12 Zagato: Lust Object Realized

    Our incessant clamoring for concept cars to become street legal and purchasable occasionally pays off. All the heavy panting for the Aston Marton V12 Zagato Concept has resulted in a production Aston Martin V12 Zagato. One question: did we piss it off somehow?

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  • COTD: Market Research Edition

    We all talk about how we would design a car given the chance. We all prattle on about all-wheel-drive diesel station wagons with manual transmissions, or try to figure out just the right blend of Miata and Corvette, or whatever. It goes with being an enthusiast.

    By Patrick Frawley Read More
  • Kia Optima SX Limited Is One Way To Spend $34,900

    America's most sort of exciting mid-sizer — the Kia Optima SX — just got better! Ok, not really better. Or faster. And there's no manual transmission. But it is more expensive in new SX Limited trim, almost reaching the $35,000 mark. What do you have to be high on to pay that for a mid-size sedan? Oh… right.

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  • Dodge Dart GTS 210 Tribute: MOAR MOPAR

    Chrysler wants you to like the Dodge Dart. They really do. And they're sweetening the pot with a a million powertrains and more than 150 Mopar accessories, most of which can be found on the Dodge Dart GTS 210 Tribute custom car.

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  • Air Marshals: The Assholes Of The Sky

    Anyone who travels regularly wants to believe that federal air marshals are friendly heroes who are aboard every single flight. (C'mon, it's possible). But the reality, unfortunately, is not so sunny. According to a new government report, air marshals might be fine to share a three-hour flight with, but they don't sound like they'd be too great to work with, particularly if you're a woman.

    By Cassie Murdoch Read More
  • Will Americans Ever Embrace Formula One?

    Our first attempt at a pro-con QOTD was a success, so we're going to open the floor for debate again today. Instead of a specific current issue, though, let's talk about something that's more a standing concern: Are Americans going to ever truly embrace Formula One?

    By Patrick Frawley Read More
  • The Art Of Men Riding In Trucks

    The fine folks at Animal New York pointed us to Alejandro Cartagena, a Mexican photographer who works in the poorly-planned, sullen-teen-roaming suburban communities near Monterrey, Mexico. His latest series called Car Poolers is a bird's eye view of work men riding prostrate in trucks.

    By Ray Wert Read More
  • 2013 Nissan 370Z: LEDs! LEDs! LEDs!

    As we look at these first live photos of the newly-defanged Z taken here at the Chicago Auto Show this morning, let's also take a quick recap of the differences between the 2012 Nissan 370Z and the new 2013 Nissan 370Z. All, like, two of them.

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  • 2013 Hyundai Elantra Coupe: Meh

    Hyundai's finally gotten around to producing a coupe version of its popular Hyundai Elantra for the confusing group of buyers who, for unknown reasons, want a bland coupe when a hatchback is obviously superior.

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  • COTD: Greek Theater Edition

    The ancient Greeks had their rules about drama. One of the big ones was founded on the very core of human reality: Nobody's perfect. Every hero had a weakness, a flaw, a means for the storyteller to bring about an end.

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  • Supermodel Maryeve Dufault Joins NASCAR

    Rising up from ARCA stock car racing to the NASCAR Nationwide Series, there is a new reason why people may tangentially care about NASCAR. Her name is Maryeve Dufault and this is everything you need to know about this model-turned-badass.

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  • Watch Toyota's CEO Hoon The GT 86

    This is Akio Toyoda, CEO and President of Toyota, one of the three largest automakers in the world, dirt-tracking a Toyota GT 86/Scion FR-S. The only thing better? Toyoda then takes it snow-drifting. Epic.

    By Raphael Orlove Read More
  • The Nürburgring Closer To Being Saved

    It may be the most famous race track in the world to enthusiasts, but Germany's Nürburgring has been in peril for the last two years because of the public track's private management. Since November we've promoted the call to "Save The 'Ring" for another generation of car lovers, and today we've finally got some good news.

    By Matt Hardigree Read More
  • EXCLUSIVE: How The NFL Fumbled Chrysler's Commercial

    Chrysler's Clint Eastwood ad was the most controversial commercial (for various reasons) of this year's Super Bowl. But it wasn't controversial enough that someone acting on behalf of the NFL should have had it pulled off YouTube. How and why they did it demonstrates just how easy it is for someone to falsely claim copyright protections.

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  • 2013 Nissan 370Z: Can You Tell The Difference?

    Those pondering why you'd launch a sports car in Chicago in the middle of February will get their answer when they look at the photos of the 2013 Nissan 370Z. This is the least you can do to a car and call it an upgrade. Look, vertical LED daytime running lights!

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  • Richard Stallman Weighs In On The Check Engine Light

    My fight against the check engine light still goes on, though, like an uncle with an extensive collection of pornography, I'm sure many of you were hoping I'd just keep it to myself. Well, like your pervy uncle, I won't. I can't. And, I'm not alone.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • What Is The Most Quintessentially Japanese Car?

    Since World War II the Japanese auto industry has gone from essentially nothing to global dominance. Along the way they have developed a subtle and nuanced national character. What car best represents the traits and spirit of the land of the Rising Sun?

    By Patrick Frawley Read More
  • I Must Have Lego's New R/C 4x4 Rock Crawller

    I've been putting off any Lego purchases until my nephew gets old enough to build with non-Duplo sets without potentially swallowing any pieces. The new Lego Technic 4x4 Off-Roader might have me breaking that policy. Hey, his 11th birthday is barely a decade away!

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  • 'General Lee' BMW M3 Confuses The Hell Out Of Us

    This may not be the most inappropriate homage to every good ol' boy's favorite jumping Dodge Charger we've seen lately, but this E90 four-door M3 in orange with blocky "01" numbers leaves us wondering just what everyone involved was thinking.

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  • This Idea Might Save Thousands Of Lives From Death By Texting

    No laws will change our capacity for stupidity behind the wheel. People will drive and text no matter what legislation is passed. But I think I know how we can use technology to mitigate the danger to fellow drivers. Enter the Center-Mount Distraction Light (CMDL). I think you'll love it.

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  • The Ten Greatest Dyno Videos Of All Time

    There's high-minded discussions about a motor's balance and drivability, and then there's the hedonistic glee of unearthly amounts of power and noise in short druglike bursts. These are Jalopnik readers' picks for the best dyno videos of all time.

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  • This Is What Catrinel Menghia, The Hot Girl From Fiat's Super Bowl Ad, Is Saying

    As we told you a few months back, Sports Ilustrated swimsuit model Catrinel Menghia is the hot, anthropomorphic incarnation of the Fiat 500 Abarth in the now-famous ad every auto enthusiast in the United States has fallen in love with. Although she's actually Romanian instead of Italian, she certainly does a pretty spectacular job playing one on TV.

    By Ray Wert Read More
  • Ford Tells GM, NBC To Pull Apocalypse-Themed Chevy Super Bowl Ad

    UPDATED! Ford's not pleased with the Chevy truck super bowl ad that implies Ford trucks aren't built tough enough to survive the Mayan apocalypse. How upset are they? They're so pissed the automaker's sent letters to both GM and NBC asking them to pull the ad from tonight's big game.

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  • The Best Videos Of The Week

    Have you heard that video is a big thing over at Gawker Media? It's true, we watch and post a lot of videos each week. Here are some of the best videos of week, culled from an array of Gawker Media sites.

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  • An Insanely Intense Look At The World's Cheapest Car

    Like lots of car guys, I have a very specific weakness for one particular class of automobile. For many, that weakness is for fast, powerful, luxurious, high-end exotics; for me, as a side effect of a condition known medically as "being a bit of a moron," it's cars at the extreme low end of the spectrum.

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  • Ferrari's 2012 F1 Car Is An Ugly Fast Duckling

    Caving to the wave of backlash over its now-aborted five-seater prototype, Ferrari has hastily redesigned its F1 car overnight, resulting in this ugly little duckling, the F2012. Force India unveiled its own duck-billed racecar as well. Click through for in-depth details on these machines.

    By Raphael Orlove Read More
  • What's The Greatest Dyno Video Of All Time?

    We live in a numbers-obsessed era. We want to see measured proof of a car's awesomeness. If we can see and hear that awesomeness being measured, so much the better. What's the best dyno pull that's ever been captured on video?

    By Patrick Frawley Read More
  • Chevy Super Bowl Ad: You Will Die If You Buy A Ford

    Dropping any artifice of civility in the back-and-forth sniping between Chevy and Ford, this year's Silverado ad comes out and says what they've only been wiling to say behind closed doors: buy our competitors vehicle and you will die. You will be dead. Six-feet under. And your family. You will all die a horrible terrible death.

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  • COTD: Applewood-Smoked Edition

    I am waiting for the day when someone passionate and knowledgeable completely gets on my case about my occasional offhand use of the word "barbecue." I want someone to do this. I want to be interrogated about whether I'm talking specifically about dry rub or Carolina vinegar-based or Kansas City or whatever.

    By Patrick Frawley Read More
  • It's Hard To See Your Shadow When You're Hauling Ass

    Are you sick of all the non-automotive related thinking you have to do in relation to Groundhog Day? Sure, it's fun we entrust a marmot or whatever to handle our global weather control, but dammit, nobody even brings up cars when talking about them. Yes, Bill Murray let one crash a Ford F-150 in the movie, but beyond that, it's all shadow observations and holes in the ground. Until now.

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  • How Honda Fought Heather Peters In Small Claims Court

    Little guy: 1. Honda: 0. That's the results from Round One of Honda v. Civic Hybrid Owner. Which isn't to say that Honda didn't make a valiant effort. And we've got the 120-page evidence packet they submitted to prove it. So how exactly did Honda try to take down Heather Peters?

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  • 2013 Volkswagen Beetle TDI: A Diesel Coupe For Menfolk

    Volkswagen calls the 2013 Volkswagen Beetle TDI the "most fuel efficient 21st Century Beetle" because those old veedubs managed impressive fuel economy feats before safety was an issue. Legal precision aside, shoving a diesel in a new-but-not-New Volkswagen Beetle gives American men a shot at an affordable diesel coupe.

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  • What Car Color Needs To Come Back?

    We live in an age where car colors are terribly safe. Silver and gray rule the modern automotive palette. It's time to liven things up and add some brightness and contrast to the roads. What color needs to be popular again?

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  • How You Can Sue An Automaker In Small Claims Court And Win

    Yesterday, Heather Peters proved one woman can strike a blow against a major automaker when she succeeded in a landmark California case against Honda for making false claims about fuel economy.The key? Take them to small claims court. With her help, we've created this definitive step-by-step guide to how she, like a modern-day David, took on Goliath — and how you can too.

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  • Civic Hybrid Owner Wins $9,867 In Small Claims Case Against Honda

    Heather Peters was successful in her small claims case against Honda, in which she alleged that the car wasn't getting anywhere near the 50 MPG she says the company advertised her car would get. Although Honda only has to pay her $9,687 for this particular ruling, Peters has essentially laid the groundwork for other owners to make similar claims that could ultimately cost the company an enormous amount of money.

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  • COTD: The Real Folk Blues Edition

    If you truly care about American music, this will be happy news: The epic archives of musical folklorist Alan Lomax, including around 5000 hours of recordings, will be put online — making them universally accessible, like Lomax always wanted them to be.

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  • The Dodge Dart GTS 210 Tribute Shows Off NACA Duct Goodness

    Automakers knows there's big money in the aftermarket, especially for compact cars that on their own rarely make much on the sticker price. No surprise then that Mopar's showing off what they can do, creating a 210 horsepower factory-tuned Dodge Dart. They call it the Dodge Dart GTS 210 Tribute.

    By Raphael Orlove Read More
  • The New Delta Boarding Pass Is Easy To Read

    The modern boarding pass is a mess, so it's great to see a major airline like Delta put so much thought into their new one, launching today. It's clearer, easier to read, and no longer looks like splatter art done with random bits of information.

    By Matt Hardigree Read More
  • State Rep. Finds Legal Way To Drink And Drive

    If you or I get pulled over, fail a field sobriety test, and admit to drinking we're going to probably spend some time in jail. Colorado State Rep. Laura Bradford was in the same situation but used a few magic words that forced the police to let her go.

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  • What's The Cheapest Speed You Can Buy?

    Speed costs money. Beyond that simple dictum, there are many bends and folds in the fabric of the marketplace: a Porsche 944 Turbo is as fast as its contemporary sister 911 Turbo, but costs about a third as much. Last year's speed king is this year's bargain. Dollar for dollar, what's the best deal in serious high performance today?

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  • Watch Darth Vader Strike Back In Volkswagen Beetle Super Bowl Ad

    Two weeks after seeing Volkswagen's adorable teaser for their Super Bowl ad featuring dogs barking the Imperial March from Star Wars, here now is the automaker's amazing extended-length Super Bowl commercial. It's got everything you'd ever want from a big game ad — a dog and Darth Vader.

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Nice Price or No Dice (21)

  • For $70,000, What Would Chuck Norris Drive?

    The annual Specialty Equipment Market Association (SEMA) show is to the automotive industry what dingleberries are to your ass. Still, there's always something at the Vegas show that makes it worthwhile. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe custom Jeep Wrangler is claimed to have dangled at last year's show, but is its price worth your while?

    By Rob Emslie Read More
  • For $2,800, We Are Familiale

    On the Internet, a 404 error means a broken or dead link at that particular address. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Peugeot 404 is a link to the Gallic past, but will its price make you point your browser elsewhere?

    By Rob Emslie Read More
  • For $9,500, Get Your Amazon On

    Many equate Volvo with a rectilinear design aesthetic that affords the aerodynamics of a mid-century modern home. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe 122S may fly in the face of that paradigm, but does it also come with a price that's grounded in reality?

    By Rob Emslie Read More
  • For $1,200, Vote For Pedo

    The unicorn is a mythical beast, part horse, part... I don't know, narwhal? rhino? Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe '84 Chevy Van adds to the lore, but does its price myth the mark?

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  • For $9,500, This 260Z Has Lambo Doorz

    What's silver, has two wings and FLIES? Why, today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe 260Z of course. With low miles and a pair of questionable mods, the real riddle is how much bread should someone pay for this silver Zed?

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  • For $12,000, This Esprit Is Not So Mellow Yellow

    Live ordnance is not something you'd typically want to have driving around, but a bargain basement exotic like today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Lotus Esprit, could easily grenade your wallet at any time. The question is, does its purchase price pull the pin?

    By Rob Emslie Read More
  • For $11,490, Take A SEAT

    Are you ready to dive into the deep end of VW wackiness? Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe 1999 VW Polo Wagon SDI will make you a god among VW Vortexans, but will its price also make you the lord of poverty?

    By Rob Emslie Read More
  • For $34,995, Would This Lincoln Make A President's Day?

    While George Washington and Abraham Lincoln vie for greatest U.S. President ever, Honest Abe one-ups the cherry tree massacrer by having a namesake automotive brand. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe 1960 Lincoln Continental might be perfect for a Presidents' Day parade, but is its price unimpeachable?

    By Rob Emslie Read More
  • For $99,000, Hit The RUF

    Porsche's venerable 911 is lust-worthy on its own, but that hasn't stopped many an tuner from attempting to eke out even more of what the car has to offer. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe 1986 Carrera coupe has been RUF'd up, but is its price too RUF to handle?

    By Rob Emslie Read More
  • For $2,000, Would You Make This V8 Merkur Your Baby?

    Having a baby means sleepless nights and changing lots and lots of diapers. The seller of today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Merkur XR4Ti has changed its turbo 2.3 for a carb'd 302, but now needs to make way for his new arrival. Will you find its price worth losing sleep over?

    By Rob Emslie Read More
  • For $21,500 Canadian, Is This Star A Reasonably Priced Car?

    Beta Ursae Majoris, better known as Merak, is a star in the constellation, Ursa Major, also better known as the Big Dipper. Its namesake, today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Maserati Merak, is located much closer than that, but is its price too big a dip into your wallet?

    By Rob Emslie Read More
  • For $15,000, This Is A Pro-Tour Contour

    While based on Ford's CDW27 World Car platform, today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Contour SVT is set up as a Safety Car for that most American of racing series — Champ Car. Will its price however, make it the most expensive Contour... in the world?

    By Rob Emslie Read More
  • For $6,500, Bimmer Bimmer, Chicken Dinner

    Cracker Jack is a tasty treat that comes with a toy surprise inside the box. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe BMW E34 looks pretty tasty, and the surprise 6-speed inside makes it ready to play. Will its price however, make you think the seller is just toying with you?

    By Rob Emslie Read More
  • For $25,000, If You Can Make It There, You'll Make It Anywhere

    New York is known as the City that never sleeps, and, the Big Apple. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe '64 New Yorker is painted black which seems appropriate considering the city's unofficial dress code, but will its price have you saying I'M WALKIN' HERE, I'M WALKIN' HERE?

    By Rob Emslie Read More
  • For $5,500, Always Know Your Door Count

    If you've ever played Portals 1 and 2 you'll know the benefit of having a door at just the right spot. Today'sNice Price or Crack Pipe Maserati gives you not one, not two, but four handy portals, but does its price take the cake?

    By Rob Emslie Read More
  • For $13,000, This 928's Wad Is Blown

    For all its veneration, Porsche's 928 doesn't seem to get all that much respect. As example, today's Nice Price Or Crack Pipe '82 928S has gone from Weissach to Woodward, but is its price at least respectable?

    By Rob Emslie Read More
  • For $550, Your LeMons Limo Awaits

    Current economic conditions may not be optimal, but that doesn't mean you'd have to completely give up life's luxuries, or as today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Geo Metro proves, LeMons racing. Still, is this little limo really priced to do even one lap of luxury?

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Porsche (2)

  • Porsche 928 From Risky Business Up For Sale

    If you're a fan of large examples of movie memorabilia or short examples of Scientologists, you will be thrilled to learn that the Volo Auto Museum is selling a Porsche 928 originally used in the 1983 Tom Cruise classic Risky Business.

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Racing (1)

Reviews (4)

  • This Is The Ugliest Custom Mustang We've Ever Seen

    In the early days of hot rods and custom cars mixing and matching various pieces of different automobiles was a fairly common practice. Often the result of the junkyard raiding was a badass automotive mutt, but sometimes the end product was just an ill-conceived and unattractive mixture of car parts.

    By Tom Joslin Read More
  • This Is What A Mazda Miata With Dual V8s Looks Like

    If you came across a Mazda Miata en route to the crusher, what would you do with it? While any variety of answers immediately come to mind—track day beater, stripped street car, V8 swap—we bet you didn't think about stretching it and adding two Chevy 350ci V8s.

    By Tom Joslin Read More
  • This Is The New Volkswagen Golf

    Every new compact car from the Volkswagen Group will be based on what you see here — the Modular Transverse Matrix (MQB) platform. That includes the seventh-generation Volkswagen Golf and the new Audi A3. Given the company's recent design trends this may be the best the new Mk7 Golf will ever look.

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Spacelopnik (3)

  • This Swiss Satellite Is Like A Roomba For Space

    Space junk is a serious if little-appreciated problem. Dead satellites, spent booster rockets, and other orbiting technical garbage place active satellites and manned craft in significant peril. In a culturally appropriate effort, the Swiss Space Center is launching the CleanSpace program to tidy up low-earth orbit.

    By Patrick Frawley Read More
  • Red Bull Set To Break 52-Year-Old Space Jump Record

    When Air Force pilot Joe Kittinger jumped out of a ballon gondola from 102,800 feet in August 1960, he set four aerospace records which stand to this day. Red Bull and a mad Austrian skydiver are about to break them. And Kittinger is on board.

    By Peter Orosz Read More
  • How To Fly A Soyuz Space Capsule

    Here's the situation: You wake up, dazed, and find yourself floating weightlessly in the cramped confines of a Soyuz orbital module, possibly the victim of a prank by wealthy, well-connected friends — or maybe some espionage plot. Maybe you owe money to some powerful Russians. Who knows — maybe you even planned it. Whatever the reason, you're there, and now you need to take charge of the situation. I'm here to help. Here's how to fly it.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More

The Morning Shift (18)

Toyota (1)

  • You Say Toyoda, We Say Toyota: How The Automaker Got Its Name

    Sakichi Toyoda was born in Japan 145 years ago today on February 14th, 1867. By all accounts a hard-working entrepreneur, Toyoda's greatest success was building a small business manufacturing textile looms. That business ended up growing into a company that, for two years beginning in 2008, became the world's largest automaker. That company is named Toyota. We've always wondered: Why the change from "d" to "t"?

    By Sam Smith Read More

Trucks (1)

  • Custom 6x6 Ford Truck Is Almost As Ridiculous As It Is Massive

    It seems with custom 4x4 show trucks and the people who build them "more" is always better. It doesn't particularly matter what it is—wheels, lift, length, silly graphics—the more there is, the better it is. If ever there were a vehicle to illustrate this way of thinking it's this 6x6 1993 Ford F350 currently listed on Ebay.

    By Tom Joslin Read More

Volkswagen (1)

  • Volkswagen Golf GTI Cabriolet: One Bitchin' Basket

    Volkswagen's Golf Cabriolet has a history, in this country at least, mostly defined by the hormonal and angry field hockey players who drove them. Thanks to its roll hoop it earned a nickname used by countless high school and college kids: Bitch Basket. The new Golf GTI Cabriolet swaps the bitchy attitude for a bitchin' 200-horsepower turbo-four.

    By Matt Hardigree Read More

Wrenching (1)

  • How Not To Lower Your Car

    A thread on StanceWorks — the popular forum for lowered and hellaflush cars — began with a proud 2001 Honda Civic owner showing off his trunk-rattling sound system and slammed car. Then forum members quickly discovered how he lowered the car. As you can see, it's the kind of horrific DIY engineering that makes you want to scream, "You're doing it wrong!"

    By Raphael Orlove Read More