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Audi (1)

  • Audi's 2.5 TFSI Is Five Cylinders Of Awesome

    Five cylinder engines get no love these days. Long considered an oddball configuration with neither the power of a six nor the fuel economy of a four, the straight-five was only ever really embraced by a handful of carmakers.

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BMW (1)

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Brands (2)

  • 1985 Cadillac Fleetwood Brougham Is The Luxury Wagon That Never Was

    Cadillac didn't make a station wagon in 1985, but if this coachbuilt example is any indication we think they should have. There's no shortage of custom station wagons built from cars that never left the factory with a long roof option, but few end up looking as good as this Fleetwood Station Wagon currently on Ebay.

    By Tom Joslin Read More
  • 2013 Mazda MX-5 Miata Drops The Smiley Derp Face

    The latest iteration of Mazda's KODO design language lands on the refreshed MX-5 Miata, replacing its Derpy smiling face with something slightly more aggressive. This upgrade is only for Japan now, but we're hoping and expecting it'll arrive here for the MX-5's next model year.

    By Matt Hardigree Read More

Buying (14)

  • Ferrari F12berlinetta: The Jalopnik Meta Review

    About a week ago, Ferrari hand picked a number of journalists to venture to Italy and have a day with the latest car to come out of Maranello, the F12berlinetta. This is Ferrari's new V12 powered, aluminum bodied top dog. Ferrari promises that this is the fastest road car ever to be adorned with the Prancing Horse badge.

    By Travis Okulski Read More
  • Cadillac ATS: The Jalopnik Review

    Auto scribes are rarely the creative type and we're all easily led to follow the storyline laid out for us by the car companies. In the case of the Cadillac ATS that story line is "has Cadillac beaten the 3-series?" Go ahead and read some other reviews. They'll almost all start out with a variation on that theme.

    By Matt Hardigree Read More
  • 2012 Mercedes-Benz C63 AMG: The Jalopnik Review

    While the BMW M3 was shopping for a new polo shirt at J. Crew and the Audi RS4 was home studying for its SATs, the Mercedes C63 AMG was the car that was hanging out under the bleachers smoking cigarettes and trying to hook up with all the cheerleaders.

    By Travis Okulski Read More
  • Bentley Continental GT V8: The Jalopnik Review

    Bentley's seen eights come and go; the 8-litre coach of 1930, the cloth-seated Eight "training Bentley" of the 1980s, the Le Mans-winning Speed 8 prototype of 2003. Two of those even had V8 engines, like the new Continental GT V8. Can the more-fuel-efficient octomill match the mighty W12? Let's find out.

    By Mike Spinelli Read More
  • Subaru XV Crosstrek: The Jalopnik Review

    Subaru says the buyer of its all-new XV Crosstrek will be relatively young, maybe have a few small children, enjoy hiking, biking, racing triathlons and partake in a multitude of outdoor adventures. A buyer fitting this demographic will be looking for a practical car that presents a cool, hip appearance and is a hoot to drive, they continued.

    By Alex Lloyd Read More
  • B&Z Electra King: The Jalopnik Classic Review

    The Electra King was a line of electric city cars made in Long Beach, CA from 1963-1980 something. There's one in my neighborhood I've always admired, and I finally got the chance to drive it. It's not a "good" car, by any standard, and the score reflects that. But I sure as hell like it. A lot.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • Jaguar XJL Portfolio: The Jalopnik Review

    Jaguar's latest XJ is almost too sleek for its own good. A recent redesign tossed out all traces of the iconic XJ of old. But is this iteration an actual Jaaaaaaaag? I logged a ton of mileage in a 2012 XJL to see if a whippersnapper would lust after one before he takes up brandy and cigars.

    By Travis Okulski Read More
  • 2013 Hyundai Elantra GT: The Jalopnik Review

    Ever have a really good waiter or waitress? Sure you have. There's a certain feeling you get when you encounter someone doing a really good job at something that maybe isn't the most important or exciting job in the world, but they've brought a level of competence and attention to it that just sort of makes you feel good about the whole experience.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • Switzer Ultimate Street Edition GT-R: Around The Block

    Many people need a release from the mundane reality of everyday life. Some enjoy a picnic by the lake. Others escape for a round of golf. Then there are those who take it to the extreme. They enjoy hurling themselves out of an aircraft, with a flimsy-strapped backpack attached to their shoulders. Or risk life and limb by attempting to climb a mountain at an altitude and temperature that no human is capable of enduring.

    By Alex Lloyd Read More
  • The Best And Worst 4th Of July Car Deals

    If you want to show up at your pal's BBQ in a new ride, check out these best and worst 4th of July deals. CarWoo analyzed thousands of transactions from over 70% of US dealerships to see which new cars are getting the biggest, and smallest, breaks off MSRP.

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Advice (3)

  • How To Find Used Car Parts

    In a perfect world, your car would never break, and if it did, magic fairies would fly into your car with a stack of fresh parts and fix it for you. But the world isn't perfect. Your car will break, and if you want to a) save money and b) be awesome, you'll fix it yourself.

    By Benjamin Preston Read More
  • How Not To Buy A Used Car

    Does writing whimsical posts about cars qualify one to buy a 17-year-old Japanese car in Eastern Europe? It does not! The true story of a doomed voyage to Armenia and my volatile love affair with a Subaru Sumo.

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Culture (60)

  • Why You Must Ignore The Nerds If You Want To Drive Fast

    Many amateur racers spend years discussing slip angles and cornering forces, thinking it makes them sound like really, really fast drivers. They proclaim daft statements like, "to truly perfect turn five you must determine the corner radius and lateral load produced, factoring in the desired 12 degrees of slip angle…" blah blah blah. What a load of horseshit.

    By Alex Lloyd Read More
  • The Ten Most Embarrassing Cars From Great Carmakers

    Brand is paramount in the car business, and one bad product can be remembered for generations. Jalopnik readers have picked ten cars that have brought shame to their company's name and helped tarnish, if even briefly, their reputations.

    By Raphael Orlove Read More
  • This Shop Turned A Crappy Econobox Into An 'Eleanor' Mustang

    If you had to pick two extremes for a scale of automotive badassery, you could reasonably peg the low end of the scale with the yawn-generating Chevy Optra, and the high end with a Mustang-based Shelby GT500. That would provide two extremes pretty much anyone could understand. Which is why Big Daddy Custom's conversion of the bad-ass deprived Optera into a famous GT500 is so amazing.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • How Does Lindsay Lohan Still Have A Drivers License?

    Although Lindsay Lohan's latest car accident was pretty insignificant by itself, it could, in a more rational world, have been the proverbial straw that broke the camel's back where her driving privileges are concerned. Do we have to wait for her to kill someone before the Golden State takes away her license?

    By Benjamin Preston Read More
  • Dear Hollywood, Please Knock It Off With The 'Overdrive' Already

    Nothing's more annoying than a know-it-all who ruins a good time by telling you what words actually mean. Yes, I know parsec is a unit of distance, and the Millenium Falcon couldn't possibly have made the Kessel Run in however many of them, but I don't care. Fine. It's wrong, I'm wrong, Star Wars is wrong, and I heard the Force isn't real, either.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • It's Time To Stop Looking For Amelia Earhart

    On July 2nd, 1937, Amelia Earhart's attempt to become the first woman to fly around the world came to an abrupt end over the Pacific Ocean. She lost radio contact with Itasca, the Coast Guard ship that was serving as her radio contact, and the plane supposedly went down near the tiny atoll of Howland Island.

    By Travis Okulski Read More
  • 2013 Scion FR-S: Will It Baby?

    Having kids affects, or probably should affect, pretty much every part of your life. Everything from how patient you are to the grade of heroin you use or the car you choose to own and drive. Common wisdom likes to hammer the idea that the only baby-worthy cars are SUVs, Minivans, wagons, and similar vehicles. I don’t think this is always true, and that’s what this new series is all about: finding out how cars work with kids.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • An LA Junkyard's Curio Wall

    Just north of Los Angeles is Sun Valley, a parched, dusty wasteland of scrapyards of all sorts. I love it there. There's some great automotive and aerospace salvage yards, and if you don't mind dust and a hateful, determined sun, you can make some great finds. The other day I was in one of the foreign car junkyards— not a special one, just a good go-to pick-a-part place— and was pleased to see they've kept their Curio Wall.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • Does The Subaru BRZ/Scion FR-S Need A Turbo?

    Two of the most acclaimed cars of the past year have to be the Toyota/Subaru twins, the BRZ and the FR-S. While they aren't the fastest or most luxurious cars on the road, they have a fantastic chassis, great gearbox, and some sublime handling that you can drift at the flick of a wrist.

    By Travis Okulski Read More
  • The Ten Lamest Cars On Sale Today

    Fake carbon fiber, plastic wood, shifter paddles on an automatic gearbox. These are the defining characteristics of the vehicles Jalopnik readers selected as the ten lamest cars you can buy.

    By Raphael Orlove Read More
  • This Twin-Engined Escort Is A Little Lamborghini

    A couple weeks back I asked for people to "go nuts, and then send me some pictures", and the good news is some of you did. The better news is the pictures have so far been of cars and not grainy pictures of genitals, which on the Internet is a big deal. This week I'd like to feature the work of one particularly bonkers car hacker. He's building a twin-engine '86 Ford Escort.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • Which Automaker Should Step In And Save The Nurburgring?

    As we reported yesterday, it was revealed that the Nurburgring, which has been in financial trouble for quite a long time, is going to have to enter bankruptcy proceedings. Ill advised investments in a large shopping complex and a dangerous roller coaster are the culprits for the precarious situation.

    By Travis Okulski Read More
  • Has Mini Lost Its Way?

    A little more than a week ago, our own Bill Caswell expressed his displeasure at how BMW has been diluting the M brand with special editions that mean nothing and cars that no longer have anything to do with the word "Motorsport."

    By Travis Okulski Read More
  • Screw You, I Love The Prius

    (Part of encouraging a diverse, intelligent car community is attempting to understand those with alternative points of view. In that vein, I invited humorist, car reviewer, Prius owner, and alterna-human being Neal Pollack to write up an explanation for why anyone might love the Prius.

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  • Dita Von Teese Has Pretty Good Taste In Cars

    If you're defined by a highly distinct personal style, there's no reason why that style shouldn't inform what cars you drive. Many celebrities and style icons just end up with the usual rich-person black SUVs or luxury sedans without putting any thought into it, and they may as well be driving beige Camrys as a result. Dita Von Teese Isn't one of those people.

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  • How The Right Video Game Makes You A Faster Driver

    It's three in the morning and you are still glued to your TV screen with your steering wheel on your lap and headphones firmly attached to your ears. Most likely there is a lukewarm beer to your left that you have neglected in your ambition to beat that Finnish sim-racing maestro named Markku.

    By Alex Lloyd Read More
  • Anatomy Of A Car Chase: The Dark Knight

    Next week, the long-awaited Batman finale The Dark Knight Rises will drop in theaters across America. Its box office revenues will likely rival the annual GDP of several small countries.

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  • Haunted Z-Car Saved In Unintentionally Hilarious Japanese Chase Scene

    What would you do if a crazy girl tried to drive your buddy's Z-Car off a pier because it killed her brother, a guy who coincidentally shares the same name as your buddy? Don't laugh. Things like that can really happen. At least they do in Wangan Midnight: The Movie, a live-action adaptation of the famous street racing manga and anime of the same name. Wangan Midnight follows a group of street racers who illegally race each other up and down Tokyo's Shuto Expressway Bayshore (Wangan) Route.

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  • COTD: Why Gymkhana Isn't Done In One Take Edition

    The constant snipe at Gymkhana is that it isn't done in one take; that you see tire marks on the road from past runs ruining the illusion. Today, Brian Scotto, Segway Guy and EIC at 0-60 Magazine explained why that is.

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  • Meet Vlad, The Web's Most Infamous BMW Owner

    Wowed by sparkling blue paint and a pair of shapely legs protruding from a short skirt (the stack of trophies, not so much), I fell hook line and sinker for this BMW E30 M3 touring custom that showed up on eBay a few weeks ago.

    By Benjamin Preston Read More
  • The Ten Worst Jobs In The Automotive Universe

    Today, Jalopnik readers give thanks to the most soul-crushing jobs that make cars possible, from manufacturing, to service, to road maintenance. To everyone out there working one of these gigs, we salute you.

    By Raphael Orlove Read More
  • Ten Places Ken Block Should Film Gymkhana 6

    As his jump-drift of San Francisco rounds five million views, Ken Block needs a new place to shoot his next Gymkhana video. Jalopnik readers picked out ten locations for him, and they must think he has a death wish.

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  • The Death Of BMW's M Brand

    BMW's announcement today of the Lime Rock Edition M3 was the final nail in the coffin for me. The company that claims more 24-Hour wins at the Nürburgring than any other manufacturer just launched a track edition M3 that offers no serious performance improvement over the current M3.

    By Bill Caswell Read More
  • The Ten Greatest Car Designers Working Today

    Who is designing the next great automotive masterpiece? It will probably be one of these ten current car designers picked by Jalopnik readers. They're the ones who are working to make your next car look absolutely gorgeous.

    By Raphael Orlove Read More
  • From Barcelona To Budapest In A Toyota GT 86

    Nino Karotta’s videos have appeared on Jalopnik since 2009. He shaved his head and bore arms to test a Mercedes–Benz S600 AMG, learned to drive a Formula One car and, lately, teamed up with video whiz kid György Szeljak to create the Hungarian Wolverine series, where he drove a BMW M5, his old Renault Avantime and a Honda NSX. Nino is also the man who gave me my break in this business, in 2005, offering me a job at his magazine to write about cars. Love him or hate him for this, he’s here today

    By Peter Orosz Read More
  • Chopped 1950 Mercury Is Our Idea Of Custom Perfection

    When you think of a traditional custom car it's hard for anything but a 1949-1951 Mercury to come to mind. Because of their longtime status as preferred custom platform there is certainly no shortage of nicely executed chopped Mercurys from this time period.

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Car Types (1)

  • The Ten Best Vehicles For Exploring The World

    One man, Gunther Holtorf, has traveled 500,000 miles around the world over the past 23 years in an '88 diesel Mercedes. Jalopnik readers have picked out ten vehicles they'd take to retrace Holtorf's steps on their own epic journey.

    By Raphael Orlove Read More

Crashes and Safety (11)

News (192)

Nice Price or No Dice (21)

  • For $7,500, Is This The Axis Of Awesome?

    From the Porsche-designed Kübelsitzwagen to the Baja Bug, the inception of which is generally attributed to Gary Emory of Parts Obsolete, VW has had a storied off-road carrier. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe '73 Bug resting on a Geo Tracker platform adds to that legacy, but is its price not just off road but off the chart?

    By Rob Emslie Read More
  • For $4,000, Pickup Twice The Corvair

    Your present car probably still carries a spare tire, one of the last vestiges of parts redundancy maintained in case of in-service failure, although even that is fading from common usage. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe '61 Rampside takes redundancy one step further having a second engine powering the truck. Will you find calling it Nice Price is equally redundant?

    By Rob Emslie Read More
  • For $3,999, This Hilux Is All Original Conditions!

    The Indian company Mahindra & Mahindra recently dropped plans to sell their mini pickup in the U.S.. That's a crushing blow to those eagerly awaiting the little hauler, but perhaps they could find solace in today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe survivor Hilux. That is, if its price curries favor.

    By Rob Emslie Read More
  • For $12,500, Get Shorty

    Back in the ‘60s, most American compacts were simply smaller renditions of larger cars, shrink-i-dinked to take up less space and at a lower cost. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Cutlass takes that concept to inverse extremes, but is its price still disproportionately too large?

    By Rob Emslie Read More
  • For $9,500, Ride In The LimouSven!

    If you're Swedish and are planning to attend next year's prøm, then you'll definitely want to roll in today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe stretched S90. That is of course if you can afford both its price and the cost of a chaufför.

    By Rob Emslie Read More
  • For $20,000, Would This R32 Give You Wood?

    Custom paint on a car is nothing new, and custom under-hood colors are more common today than ever. It is strange however that the customizer of today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe VW R32 decided to go with a mountain cabin motif for its engine bay. Does its price however, warrant getting your pines in a knot?

    By Rob Emslie Read More
  • For $22,000, Would You Remain Dino Denied?

    Dino was the birth name of Ratpacker Dean Martin, who was famous for both his baritone and his boozing. The 3-litre V8 in today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Dino 308 GT4 probably also makes beautiful music, but will the car's price drive you to drinking?

    By Rob Emslie Read More
  • For $25,000, Go The Full Monte

    If you're even half-way good looking, going topless in public is bound to cause a stir. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe custom Monte Carlo is both damn-fine and topless, but will its price leave you unstirred?

    By Rob Emslie Read More
  • For $1,800, Become A Suburban Legend

    Originally called the Carryall, Chevy's Suburban has been a part of the brand's catalog since the thirties. Today's Nice Nice Price or Crack Pipe ‘68 three-door represents the marque's seventh generation, but while its name is long serving does its price come up short?

    By Rob Emslie Read More
  • For $10,500, Gain A Checkered Past

    If you've ever seen a toxicology report on the passenger seats of taxis (taxicology?) you'd probably spend a lot of time walking. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Checker Marathon Wagon and a bottle of bleach will take a load off your Hi-Tops, but will its price have you asking are you talking to me?

    By Rob Emslie Read More
  • For $15,500, Marsha! Marsha! Marsha!

    Barn find is the phrase typically applied to vehicles that show up - Marty McFly-like -years past their prime and apparently in tip top shape. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe middle child Datsun is just such a find - albeit from a garage and not a barn - but will its price prove something that'll keep ‘em down on the farm?

    By Rob Emslie Read More
  • For $15,000, What Sorcery Is This?

    For his Otis video Jay-Z (along with Kanye West) messed up a Maybach, which he then went on to sell for sixty grand at Barrett Jackson. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe BMW 330ci has also been altered up by a JZ, but does that mean its price needs to be Auto-Tuned down?

    By Rob Emslie Read More
  • For $4,995, Be Courier-Rageous

    Over the years, Ford's Courier moniker has adorned a number of disparate vehicles, all with similar intents made obvious by their name. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe '80 Courier's intent is purposefully murky, but is its price too much for this Courier to carry?

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  • For $23,500, Ritmo, Larry And Curly

    Ritmo in Italian means rhythm or beat. In any language, Abarth means fast. Put them together and you've got today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe 130TC. That sings a rare tune in any language, but will its price make it even rarer in your driveway?

    By Rob Emslie Read More
  • For $8,500, No Mr. Bond, I Expect You To Walk

    Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Lotus Esprit is claimed to be like the one James Bond piloted as a submersible in the flick The Spy Who Loved Me. While this one's not ready for water sports, does its project status and price mean the seller's all wet?

    By Rob Emslie Read More

Planelopnik (1)

Porsche (1)

QOTD (4)

Racing (4)

Reviews (1)

  • This Is The 2014 Corvette's Entire Nose

    One of GM's Tier 1 suppliers, Omega Tool Corp., made a video to show off how well they could mold complicated plastic body panels. Only they chose the still-secret 2014 Chevy Corvette instead of the outgoing C6 Corvette. Oops.

    By Raphael Orlove Read More

Spacelopnik (2)

  • Famous Spaceships And The Cars That Are Just Like Them

    If there's anyone reading this who hasn't pretended their car was a spaceship on a long, boring night drive in the middle of nowhere, then click that close box now. A dark road, the glow of your instruments, stars in the sky — why wouldn't you pretend to be in a spaceship?

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • The Supercar's New Clothes

    We love our supercars to death. We obsess over their top speeds and great power. But what is it like to actually use one? Over 500 miles of European motorway, we discover an inconvenient truth.

    By Peter Orosz Read More

The Morning Shift (21)

Wrenching (3)

  • How To Properly Rotate Your Tires

    Your car has four tires, and they all wear at different rates. To get the most out of them, it's a good idea to rotate them every few thousand miles so that they wear more evenly. I try to do mine every 6,000 miles or so.

    By Benjamin Preston Read More
  • How To Clean Your Headlamp Lenses

    Take a look at the front of your car. If it's a few years old, there's a good chance that those cheap plastic headlamp lenses the manufacturer slapped on there are starting to look as yellow as a heroin addict's teeth.

    By Benjamin Preston Read More