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  • Should I Use My Trade-In As A Down Payment On A Lease?

    As Jalopnik’s resident car buying expert and professional car shopper, I get emails. Lots of emails. I’ve decided to pick a few questions and try to help out. This week we are discussing whether or not to use equity from trade on a leased car, and how to tell how long a dealer has been sitting on a used car.

    By Tom McParland Read More
  • The MoonShade Car Awning Is My Kind Of Overland Upgrade: Light And Simple

    The three most precious resources on an overland vehicle trip are fuel, water, and shade. (Plus coffee.) (And an ample cooled beer stash.) Friendship also makes it more fun. I guess it’s a soft “three.” Anyway, MoonShade’s $350 awning does a fine job helping with two of them but its real value proposition is portability.

    By Andrew P. Collins Read More
  • Should I Buy Now Or Wait For The Upgraded Version Of The Same Car?

    As Jalopnik’s resident car buying expert and professional car shopper, I get emails. Lots of emails. I’ve decided to pick a few questions and try to help out. This week we are discussing buying the current Crosstreck or waiting on the more powerful version, and whether or not to take advantage of the high trade-in market.

    By Tom McParland Read More
  • Now Is Your Chance To Buy One Of Only Two Brand New Manual 2.0T Accords

    Honda is trimming down its lineup and on the chopping block along with the Civic coupe and Honda Fit is the Accord sedan with a manual transmission. Honda was willing to sell the three-pedal version with two engines, but the 2.0T paired with the six-speed made for an excellent daily driver. As of now, there are two left in the entire country if you want a new one.

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  • I Need A Car To Relive The 1980s! What Should I Buy?

    Mitch is longing to relive better times, and for him, that means a car from the 1980s. He needs something cheap that can fit four adults for road trips and such. He is flexible on the car and the body style as long as it is ‘80s awesome! What car should he buy?

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  • Even Porsche Buyers Are Going Huge On Certified Pre-Owned

    The coronavirus pandemic has upended how people buy cars and also upended what kinds of cars people are buying. One throughline has been that demand for used cars is through the roof—even for used Porsches, a part of the market you might think would be a little less impacted by the economy taking a nosedive.

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  • The Osprey Land Rover Defender Autobiography Is A 600+ HP Beast That Will Run Over Your Nightmares

    I realize that “run over your nightmares” may seem overwrought, but I have an excuse: I didn’t write it. Those were the words my nine-year old kid Otto, when he clambered up into this brute and I stomped the throttle. “This car can run over your nightmares!” he yelled, and, really, he nailed it. That’s the whole, fundamental point of this wonderful, ridiculous thing.

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  • Once Again, Dave Ramsey Is Wrong About Financing A Car

    In these uncertain economic times, I can understand turning to “financial experts” for car buying advice, and arguably one of the most famous is Dave Ramsey. Unfortunately, Mr. Ramsey’s insistence on only giving advice in black and white terms can result in information that is both incorrect and unhelpful, especially when it comes to zero percent financing.

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  • Honda Fits Are Not That Expensive

    Are you, by whatever misery inflicted upon you, in need of A Car? Just, four wheels, some space, and a vague sense that if you treat the machine right it will return the favor? Well, Honda Fits exist and are not painfully expensive. It’s not that complicated!

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  • Here's How The 250 HP Mazda 3 Turbo Stacks Up To Other Hot Hatches

    Anybody curious about the discrepancy between the horsepower and torque figures from the leaked specs of the new Mazda 3 Turbo now has an answer: If you fill it up with the right gas, it’ll boost up to 250 horsepower. That makes it not only a bargain but very competitive in the hot hatch market.

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  • What Do You Want To Know About The 2020 Mini John Cooper Works GP?

    A few months ago, Mini taught me how to do high-speed J-turns, also known as a 180, also known as the “Rockford spin.” I also got a hot lap in the passenger seat of the 2020 Mini John Cooper Works GP, but now I get to drive it myself and I want to know what you want to know.

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Culture (123)

  • If Only Five Cars Could Be Sold In America, What Should They Be?

    I know the world is in a pretty weird place right now, and I suppose it says something about the human mind’s weird self-destructive gluttony for disaster that makes one even think in these terms, but what if shit got weirder? And, by weirder, I mean even worse, economically, politically, whatever, to the point where everything is going so terribly off the rails that it’s decided that, for some set of reasons that make sense in the context of this hypothetical shitstorm, that car sales in the U.

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  • I Just Really Wanted You To See This Amazingly Swiss-Cheesed Suspension And Wheel

    I saw this picture first on the evocatively-named VWSlut’s Instagram, and was struck by how strangely lovely this bit of axle and wheel looks, with all those holes drilled into it to make it lighter. I luckily don’t suffer from trypophobia, so I can appreciate the lace-like look of it all. Oh, if you do have that phobia of holes, though, um, sorry about this.

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  • You Can Still Love Manual Transmissions No Matter What The Corporate Stooges Say

    The love of manual transmissions among automotive journalists has become something of a cliché. I absolutely understand that. That cliché has likely become more intense as the number of manual cars available for sale dwindles every year, becoming more and more niche. Recently, I’ve noticed a strain of criticism about this affinity for manuals, mostly coming from inside the automotive and automotive journalism industries themselves. Now, at the risk of sounding like a cliché myself, I think I nee

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  • Autonomous Cars Were Predicted In A Wizard Of Oz Book

    I don’t think we’ve ever really covered much about L. Frank Baum’s famous stories about the land Oz here before, mostly because the stories (and the famous movie) are pretty thin on cars. But that’s not to say there aren’t any things like cars. In fact, in one of the later Oz books, there’s something that sure as hell seems a lot like some of the autonomous cars being developed today. Only, you know, much more weird and magical.

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  • Why You Should Always Be Honest With Your Mechanic

    A couple of weeks ago, we asked you readers/ wrenchers/ mechanics/ whatever-you-identify-as to tell us your craziest shop stories. Anything you have encountered while working on cars that was unbelievable, between an accident or an owner’s negligence, is what we were looking for. I got a lot of emails from you, but don’t worry, there is still a chance you will get to be interviewed for a future video.

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  • I Have A Strong And Sudden Desire To Build A Belly Tanker

    You can find the weirdest shit in Nevada, and nowhere is that more true than on Craigslist. Two feet across, almost 19 feet long, and built from the beginning for going stupid fucking fast, these huge tubes were originally tasked with carrying fuel for an airplane. Right now they’re just hanging out in the middle of someone’s desert back yard, but imagine one of these suckers going 250 miles per hour ripping across the Bonneville salt flats. Hell yeah.

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  • BMW Is Finally Getting Serious About Going Electric

    BMW is trying to cover every base when it comes to future powertrains, but it has also largely played it safe with electric cars, and falling behind rivals like Mercedes and Tesla in the process. Monday, it said it was about to get a whole lot more serious.

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  • Mercedes Is Killing Its Status Symbols

    Mercedes-Benz used to be the German automaker known for a century of crafting luxurious coupes, convertibles and limousines, building some of the most collectible, prized and personalized cars in the world. Today it’s known for big, boxy crossovers, and it seems the old Mercedes is about to be killed off.

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  • It Feels Really Good To Watch Someone Get So Delighted By A Twingo Modified For Drifting

    I think it’s safe to say that here at Jalopnik, we’re very much in favor of the following: Twingos, drifting, rear engines, making cheap shitboxes even more fun, and being openly and unashamedly delighted by any or all of the following. As someone frequently thrilled by cheap shitboxes, I admit I feel a sort of kinship with Piotr, his little Renault Twingo, and his dream of making it a drift car.

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  • The Pandemic Is Delaying All Those Cool New Geneses

    Not unlike the producers and distributors of No Time To Die, Mulan, and The French Dispatch, the team at Genesis is worried about a launch botched by the Coronavirus pandemic and they’re holding back the 2021 GV80 crossover and redesigned 2021 G80 sedan until later this year.

    By Max Finkel Read More
  • TVR Wants You To Believe That It Can Still Pull This Off

    We’ve been waiting on this TVR revival for a while. first, there was one delay. Then another. Followed by yet another. For a company that has long made a name for itself by building cars for people that prefer to fly by the seat of their pants, I suppose it shouldn’t be a surprise that the firm’s management seems to take that philosophy to heart when it comes to running the business. But they want to convince you that it won’t get in the way of building cars. Not this time, at least.

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  • What Car Had The Best Carrozzeria Variations?

    You all know that I have a thing for the Italian coachbuilders. Those little workshops where trained metalworkers lovingly beat their soul into steel body panels, where craftsmen with generations of experience behind them painstakingly varnish hand-cut wood trim. Pininfarina, Zagato, Touring Superleggera. All of them with styles their own, taking the mass-produced and transforming it into the tailor-made.

    By Max Finkel Read More
  • The City Hates My Cars. I Have One Week Left To Fix Or Sell Them

    Back in June, the city of Troy, Michigan told me I had six weeks to get all 12 of my cars into compliance with an ordinance dictating that all vehicles stored outside must be both registered and functional. Many of my junkers were nowhere close to the latter. Now, over four weeks in and with a deadline looming, I’ve made good progress. But I’ve still got plenty of work to do.

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  • The Big Electric Truck Battle Is Almost Here

    The Rivian R1T and R1S—an electric truck and electric SUV respectively—that have been in the development for years now, were originally supposed to be delivered late this year. But the coronavirus pandemic—and perhaps some more normal delays—have now pushed delivery dates back into mid-2021.

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  • Audi Admits It Is Years Behind Tesla

    Legacy automakers like Volkswagen, Jaguar, and Mercedes are currently racing to catch up with Tesla when it comes to electric vehicles. The evidence, so far, is that they are all very much behind, and Audi is no exception, with its new-ish CEO saying Thursday they were years behind.

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  • Marc Marquez Cannot Be Human

    Pictured here is the alien species Marc Marquez leaving a MotoGP medical examination in Jerez, Spain to determine if the Honda rider and six-time-world-champion has enough range of motion to pilot his race bike this weekend. The double-thumbs-up is a typically human non-verbal communication device to portray good news. That good news is, in fact, that Marquez passed his examination and will be riding in the Andalusian Grand Prix as normal. This comes just four days after a crash broke his right

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  • Holy Shit, They're Talking About Me In This Video Of The Changli Factory

    I’m delighted by how much attention my purchase of the Cheapest Electric Car in the World, the Changli Freeman, has received, especially in its home market of China, something I wasn’t really expecting at all. That sort of attention in China has led to remarkable videos like this one, where a Chinese YouTuber (or more likely, a journalist of some sort?) goes to the Changli factory and actually mentions me, and talks to the person who helped me buy the Changli in the first place! What an incredib

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  • Car Theft Is Spiking Hard In Los Angeles: Report

    Car theft in Los Angeles is apparently happening at the highest rates in a decade, “with coronavirus likely to blame” according to a report. It might be more accurate to blame “cars being parked for weeks due to people not traveling because of coronavirus,” but, I guess it’s kind of six or a half dozen.

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  • Wild Pickup Truck Stunts Never Go Out Of Style

    You want to know that the pickup you’re dropping a pretty penny on is worth its salt, even if it’s going to be treated like a luxury sedan. It’s what you’re buying it, right? Truckmakers know that, and they’ll show you just how tough their offerings are. It’s what they’re best at.

    By Max Finkel Read More
  • Tesla Has The Highest Emotional Appeal But Also The Most Actual Problems

    JD Power announced results of its Initial Quality Survey in June, including Tesla for the first time and revealing that owners reported more problems than any other automaker JD Power rated. Which made for an interesting contrast this week with a new JD Power survey measuring emotional appeal. Tesla has more than anyone.

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  • Someone Felt A Volvo Looked Like Nick Kroll And It Started A Great Twitter Thread Of People That Look Like Cars

    I believe I’ve made it abundantly clear that I’m an unashamed automotive anthropomorphist. Car fronts look like faces, headlights are eyes, and if anyone wants to fight me on that, I’ll be all over you like adorability on a hand-knitted Kirby plush you found on Etsy. Yeah, that’s right. Who’s tough now? Happily, I’m not alone, as I stumbled onto an amazing Twitter thread that started when someone realized comedian Nick Kroll looks kinda like a 2012-ish Volvo XC70, and then snowballed from there.

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  • Tesla Did It, With A Caveat

    Tesla announced a second-quarter profit of $104 million today, marking its fourth consecutive profitable quarter, a first for the company. It’s a benchmark that many skeptics thought Tesla would never achieve, though as usual it comes with a tiny asterisk.

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  • The Fourth-Gen Mitsubishi Outlander Is Finally Coming

    Mitsubishi is a brand that, in general, gives zero fucks, which confuses auto journalists, who respond by lobbing insults. But in reality, Mitsubishi sales have increased for seven straight years in North America. And today Mitsu announced the fourth-generation Outlander, the first new Outlander in almost a decade.

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  • Hertz To Pay Lenders $650 Million To Stay Afloat In 2020

    The Hertz bankruptcy has lurched through court since the car rental company declared Chapter 11 in May, but it hopes to buy some time to get its house in order by filing a proposed settlement with its lenders late Monday involving a one time $650 million payment under a new vehicle lease contract.

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  • Idiots Have Made My Life Harder Once Again

    There’s nothing quite like the betrayal of discovering your favorite gas station has finally upgraded its diesel pump, only to find a giant nozzle that won’t fit your tank. Especially disheartening when this is the fourth gas station you’ve visited looking for fuel and your gauge is hovering above E.

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  • Ford Just Doubled The Number Of First Edition Broncos And You Still Can't Get One

    Interest in the 2021 Ford Bronco proved so high that Ford is increasing First Edition orders from 3,500 to 7,000, the company announced in an email to reservation holders on the waitlist for the limited First Edition package. The off-roader won over so many hearts that $100 reservations for both the two and four-door versions sold out in mere hours after its July 13 release.

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  • Volvo Is Pretty Sure The Worst Is Behind It

    Volvo people will tell you that the company makes money by selling not that many cars, or just over 705, 452 globally in 2019, compared to rivals like BMW or Mercedes which do over three times that. And perhaps in part because its ambitions aren’t for volume Volvo said this week it expected a full sales recovery in the second half of this year.

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  • I've Got A Really Simple Idea To Improve The Legibility Of License Plates At Night

    I’ll admit, I was a little conflicted about writing up this simple idea, because, really, how much do I want to make license plates easier to read for police? I mean, there’s plenty of good reasons to do that I suppose, but, well, I’m just not sure I’d want mine to always super legible. But that’s no way to think! So, what the hell, let me just explain this basic idea because it really could benefit everyone.

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  • Volkswagen Will Let You Do 95 MPH In Its Semi-Autonomous System

    There is a slightly updated Arteon coming next year, a car which honestly more people should consider. Beyond that VW’s US lineup—all of which has been updated in recent years, except for the dead Beetle—won’t get much else beyond some infortainment. Though some models will get a semi-autonomous system that does 95.

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  • Jeep's First Hybrid 4Xe Models Deliver 240 HP And 31 Miles Of Electric Range

    Earlier this year at the CES show, Jeep showed off a range of upcoming plug-in hybrid models, including the Wrangler. The first of those Jeeps badged ‘four by e’—namely the Renegade 4Xe and the Compass 4Xe,—are now available to order in mainland Europe. Both models offer up to 240 horsepower, and an average of 31 miles per charge in EV-only mode. Jeep says the 4Xe models are significantly more capable off-road than their gasoline-only counterparts.

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  • Tokyo Drift Had To Hire A Fall Guy To Get Arrested On Set

    Everyone on a film set has a job. Lots of people are all around, but everybody does one little thing to make sure the whole operation works smoothly. And—I can’t believe I didn’t already know this—in the case of The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift, one guy held the prestigious job of “get arrested pretending to be the director.”

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  • A Nissan Pao Makes A Perfectly Capable Canoe Hauler In Case You Were Curious

    So, partially as a result of that jackass pandemic canceling my kid’s usual summer plans and making his little friends effectively unapproachable, I’ve become sort of obsessed with the idea of getting a canoe. The thinking is it could be something that I could do with him that would get us outside and be an alternative to him making a never-ending series of questionable, strange (but often funny?) TikTok videos. I finally got a canoe this weekend and was delighted to find that, yes, my little Ni

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  • Your Hypnotically Awesome Honda Aerodeck Wallpapers Are Here

    The Honda Accord Aerodeck is an exotic car you can live with. It’s a shooting brake that will never see a twin on American roads, but you can probably get most work done at your local Honda shop should anything go wrong. The shape is rare, the parts inside? Decidedly less so.

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  • What Iconic Car Could Pull Off A Bronco-Style Revival?

    The name of the game this week is the triumphal return to form. Volkswagen has trademarked a mess of names that suggest an electrified look back at the brand’s history is on the way and, of course, the 2021 Ford Bronco finally crawled its way into the light.

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  • Let's Do A Car-Toon Caption Contest, Why Not

    I think we tried this a long time ago, but what the hell, let’s do it again. I like to doodle, and this will give me a nice outlet for that. It’s one of those caption contests like those smug New Yorker bastards like to do, but ours will be full of cars! They’ll be not just car-toons, but carmics. That you can caption. Or, perhaps, craption. Yes, we’ll have our own Carmic Craption Carntest! Rolls off the tongue.

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  • The City Wants My Cars Gone Or Fixed. Here's Where I Stand With Just Two Weeks Left

    Since June, I have been living under the suffocating cloud of a government-mandated Automobile Reduction Order. After telling me I was breaking an ordinance, my city gave me six weeks to ensure that all 12 of my cars become functional and registered. While this might sound like an easy job, it hasn’t been, because my cars are crap-cans. Here’s where I stand with just two weeks until my July 31 deadline.

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  • Let's Chat About Automotive Wrenching Knowledge Gaps

    Before we get started with this little garage chat [pull up a rolly stool, grab a beer from the fridge, we’re all friends here] it’s important to know that you don’t have to know how to wrench on anything to be a car enthusiast. It takes all kinds to make this community move, and I’m not going to shame anyone for paying a mechanic for repairs or upgrades. It’s also important to know that if you do wrench, you shouldn’t be expected to know how to do everything. So, let’s get started.

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  • What Jalopnik's Off-Road Experts Think About The 2021 Ford Bronco

    Andrew Collins is a lifelong 4x4 enthusiast, former off-road guide, raced in the Baja 1000, he’s been around. I’ve been off-roading since I was 15, using the passion to score a job as a Jeep engineer, and then leaving for Jalopnik to up crap-can Jeeps and take them rock-crawling in Moab. Andrew and I are clearly off-road nerds; here’s what we think about the 2021 Ford Bronco.

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  • Slideshow Slog 2: Oops, All Audis!

    Friends, welcome back to another edition of your favorite weekly car identifyin’, fundraisin’, click-makin’ contest, the Slide Show Slog. The theme this time is Audis, because the prizes, well, get in here and check this out.

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  • Dead: Honda Fit

    The Honda Fit is getting discontinued in the U.S., alongside the Civic coupe and the manual Accord. Which has me, a Honda Fit owner, feeling a little emotional, so forgive me when I say get bent, Honda.

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  • Nissan Is Shrinking At An Alarming Rate

    Nissan has a new logo and new electric Tesla Model Y-fighting crossover on its way, but 2020 overall has not gone according to plan. And while we knew that part of the plan was to back off the volume ambitions of former CEO Carlos Ghosn, by cutting production 20 percent according to a new report it will be a bit more.

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  • Volkswagen Trademarks E-Beetle And Other Classic E-VW Names

    Oh, I knew it. I knew Volkswagen had to be talking ex recto when they claimed they had no plans for an electric Beetle. Because why the hell wouldn’t they consider a new Beetle built on their MEB platform? It would even have the motor in the rear, just like The Universe intended. They’d be fools not to consider it, and it now looks like maybe, just maybe, they weren’t fools after all, as a member of the VWIDTalk forum found evidence that Volkswagen has reserved the European trademarks for e-Beet

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  • The Case For The Mitsubishi Mirage

    The Chevy Sonic is dead. So is the Toyota Yaris. So is the Ford Fiesta. The Chevy Spark, Kia Rio, Hyundai Accent, Nissan Versa, and Mini Hardtop are all still sold here, and the Honda Fit is too, but maybe not for long. For my money, though, I’m increasingly in on the Mitsubishi Mirage.

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  • This Might Be One Of The Best Cabinets In All Of Motoring History

    I’ll freely admit that the competition for Best Cabinet in Motoring History isn’t one of the most fiercely competitive titles, but if it ever becomes so, and you’re asked to make some wagers on it, may I suggest you consider laying some money on Herr Hofmeister’s cabinet here? There’s some gooooood stuff in there. Here, have a look.

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  • Toyota Wants You To Forget About The Dead Yaris

    The Toyota Yaris is dead in America, but Toyota doesn’t want you to give up on its other sedans just yet. A lot of other sedans. The automaker announced new versions and features on the Avalon, Camry, and Corolla Wednesday, possibly because it wants to put that whole Yaris business behind it.

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  • Four States Are Handing Over Drivers' License Data To The Trump Administration

    A new report shows Iowa, South Dakota, and South Carolina recently joined Nebraska in offering up drivers’ license records to the federal government in order to help the Trump administration get to its goal of tracking the citizenship status of every adult in the United States and redistricting states based solely on eligible voting-age population.

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  • The 2021 Nissan Ariya Promises To Electrify The Mainstream Crossover

    For the last decade or so many of us have been scratching our heads and wondering just what the hell Nissan was up to. The company has seemingly been slow to react to change and has very little in the way of exciting new product. On Tuesday evening, we found out exactly what Nissan has been doing, reinventing itself. In addition to a new Nissan logo, the company has transformed the vehicle behind that badge as well. The Ariya is a new direction for a company desperately in need of any kind of di

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  • Nissan's New Logo Is Sharp And Simple

    Nissan revealed a new logo during its 2021 Ariya electric crossover showcase. It’s lighter and sharper than the current/outgoing embossed “NISSAN” hamburger, and I think it’s a big improvement.

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  • We Need To Talk About Elon Musk's Pay

    Tesla CEO Elon Musk is nearing the threshold to have stock options worth around $2.4 billion available to him, the second of 12 tranches of options worth potentially tens of billions. It’s a big, possibly scandalous amount of money for a CEO! It will also be very difficult for Musk to ever see a dime of it.

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  • Let's Take A Deeper Look At The Design Of The New 2021 Ford Bronco

    By now we’ve all seen the 2021 Ford Bronco, and from what I can tell, the reaction has been quite positive. I think Ford did a remarkably—possibly even surprisingly—good job on the design of the new Bronco, and I think it’s worth taking a little bit of a deeper dive into the design of it. It’s a retro-inspired design, but not exactly a retro design, though Ford has clearly jumped all the way back to Bronco’s roots. Let’s dig in.

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  • 2021 Ford Bronco Sport: What You Need To Know

    The 2021 Ford Bronco was unveiled tonight, alongside the Bronco Sport. The smaller Sport has a standard “4X4 system” which judging by Ford’s description is an off-road-optimized all-wheel-drive system. And, unlike the more hardcore Bronco, it gets a unibody structure and independent suspension front and rear. It bears some mechanical similarities to the Ford Escape, though looking through the specs it should be pretty capable.

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  • Being A Kid Was Just A Little More Fun Before Parents Really Cared If You Lived

    As an old-ass mough-fough, I grew up in the era just prior to when parents actually started to really care if their kids lived or died. It was a different time! No one wore seat belts or helmets, and if you were stuck in a car seat, it was to keep you contained and out of the way instead of actually safe. It sounds awful now, but I promise, it wasn’t all bad. Like this, for example: back in the day, you could be a kid on a road trip in a Beetle and have your own cool-ass little play zone.

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  • Cadillac's Three-Phase Rear Lighting System Is An Under-Appreciated Taillight Landmark

    That’s right, friends, I realize it’s summer, but it’s time again for us to enroll in Taillight University, because taillight appreciation and knowledge doesn’t take vacations. Today I want to address the strange but recurring fetish in Taillghtdom for the White or Clear Taillight, and to specifically focus on the pioneer of this trend, Cadillac’s Three-Phase Rear Lighting System.

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  • Tesla Sure Looks Like It's Gonna Pull This Off For Now

    Those of us old enough to remember the dot-com bubble in the late ‘90s will recognize a familiar feeling with what’s happening with Tesla, a feeling that maybe all of this really could change the world. Or maybe it will come crashing down. Or maybe, more accurately, these are just the growing pains of a new beginning.

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  • Chevy's 1987 MS-DOS 'Build And Price' Program Was Totally Rad

    If you go to pretty much any car company’s website in 2020, you’ll find a “build-and-price” page where you can pick colors and options for any model, see how specs look and get an MSRP. That’s been around for ages, but you might not have seen an older example of a digital car configurator than this incredible “Chevtech Disk Drive” MS-DOS program from the ’80s.

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  • Look At What They Did To The Poor Toyota Corolla

    While we’re all busy twiddling our thumbs waiting for that GR-turned Corolla hot hatch to show up, we will instead reportedly be served a different mutation of the car with the all-new 2021 Toyota Corolla Cross.

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  • Rolls-Royce Seeks To Corner Highest Tier Of Insufferable Crypto Dork Market

    Rolls-Royce is known for making some incredible limited-run vehicles with wildly unique traits, like preventing you from speeding or (via an outside coachbuilder) permitting elegant dumps to be taken within its leather-slathered interior, but this seems to be the first time a limited run of Rolls-Royces has been inspired by both the look of the Matrix movies and that brain-teaser sculpture in front of the CIA building. Like the CIA sculpture, this Rolls-Royce limited run of 50 cars is called Kry

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  • Dead: Chevy Sonic

    Chevy said today that it would end production of the Sonic by the end of this year at its plant in Lake Orion, Michigan. I like to think that this is because someone at Chevy woke up this morning and discovered that Chevy still makes the Sonic.

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  • Hidden Headlights Are The Raddest Automotive Fad

    Pop-up headlights have been dead for 16 years, but enthusiasm for cars with hideaway lights has never been stronger. If you need proof of that, look no further than this group of five drivers. Bored with quarantine, and looking to socially distance in a group, these SoCal car folks headed for the Angeles Crest Highway, as one does. Three Japanese cars, one American, and one German with almost nothing in common, except that their headlights could be lowered into the bumper.

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  • I Don't Understand Why This Old Brazilian VW Is Not The Accepted Baseline Design For Nearly All Cars

    I’ll admit, when it comes to cars, I often find myself drawn to the outlier designs, the weirder engineering, the trends that didn’t catch on just because, well, that’s what’s interesting to me. Sometimes, though, an example of one of these engineering roads-not-taken surprises me in how, well, rational it seems, even when compared to the current orthodoxy in automotive design. I think the biggest example of this can be seen in an obsolete Volkswagen of Brazil design from the 1970s, especially w

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  • Judge Who Was Tired Of GM And Fiat Chrysler's Shit Will Stay On The Case

    GM sued Fiat Chrysler in November over alleged racketeering. The case has sort of ambled along since, but got interesting a couple weeks ago when the judge in the case got upset and wrote one of the most entertaining legal orders I’ve ever read. After that, GM wanted the judge off the case but this week was told that isn’t happening.

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  • Kia Vastly Underestimated Demand For The Telluride SUV

    Kia’s initial production plans for its new Kia Telluride three-row SUV were 60,000 units built per year. With actual production capacity now peaking at 100,000 units and still not enough cars to meet demand, Telluride buyers are going to have to wait.

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  • SUV Startup Already Pissing Off Everyone Possible

    SUV startup Ineos has been in the news for about five seconds and it has already managed to piss of 1,000 potential workers who would be building its not-a-Land-Rover-Defender. It’s publicly considering ditching its plans to make its vehicles in Wales and Portugal and make them in France instead. I am beginning to think that this kind of factory-switching is an integral part to the startup car business.

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  • In Case You Forgot Elon Musk Is An Attention-Starved Dork He Sold An Assload Of Short Shorts To Remind Us All

    I bet we all kind of remember that kid from high school who was a painful, socially inept dork who nevertheless craved the approval and attention of the popular kids with an often terrifying ravenousness. That was the same kid who discovered drinking and weed by the end of senior year, and re-worked his whole personality to be anchored on those two things that he knew were easy paths to popular-kid acceptance. Elon Musk is the Final Form of that kid, and he’s reminded us with some ridiculously o

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  • Before Cadillac built its Allantés on an assembly line stretching from Pininfarina’s shop in Italy to a plant in Detroit where they were finished, Chrysler was sending its Crown Imperial limos across the Atlantic in the other direction to be appointed by the luxury experts at Ghia.

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  • Where Should Fiat-Chrysler-PSA Drop That New 621-Horsepower Maserati V6?

    Maserati has a new mid-engined sports car on the way, the MC20. Inside is the Nettuno, the brand’s first in-house motor. It’s a three-liter twin-turbo (or should we say biturbo?) V6 that’s good for more than 600 horsepower. It’ll probably do great in that car, but it’ll need to find its way into other models in order for Maserati to get the most out of its investment.

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  • This Is The Most Baffling VW Accessory I've Seen In A Long Time

    Part of what I love about the old air-cooled Volkswagen community is that the nature of the cars themselves encourages experimentation and a certain degree of freedom and whimsy when it comes to modifying cars or the accessories available for them. That’s why things like fake wind-up keys or those Rolls-Royce hood kits existed for Beetles, and people actually bought them. I’ve just been alerted to the existence of another old-school VW accessory, and I’ve got to admit I find this one really baff

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  • A Honda Civic Was In Raiders Of The Lost Ark, Sort Of

    This whole post is really just about one little bit of trivia, but it’s such a satisfying bit of trivia, I felt like all of you deserved to be aware of it. It has to do with that 1981 Steven Spielberg cinematic milestone Raiders of the Lost Ark, particularly the opening scene with that remarkably spherical boulder, and a Honda Civic.

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  • Celebrities In Goofy Car Commercials: Some Greatest Hits

    It’s no secret that car companies have long turned to flashy advertisements to turn their cold vehicular appliances into fantasies we want to welcome into our lives. At Jalopnik, we happen to adore those cold vehicular appliances on their own terms, but we love the fantasies they’re wrapped in too.

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  • One Of Chrysler's Worst-Ever Car Platforms Dies With The Dodge Journey

    The Dodge Journey is finally dead after the 2020 model year, a Fiat Chrysler spokesperson has confirmed. When production ends in the fourth quarter of 2020, the crossover SUV—which by then will have been around for a dozen years—will ride off into the sunset of mediocrity, taking with it one of the most maligned car platforms of the modern era: The Chrysler-Mitsubishi codeveloped “GS” platform.

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  • Soviet Versions Of The Antarctic Snow Cruiser Were So Much Better Than America's

    Hey gang, do you like giant vehicles meant for Antarctic exploration? I do too! In fact, I recently wrote about the Antarctic Snow Cruiser, an ambitious American vehicle that ended up a tremendous flop. But there is another Antarctic Snow Cruiser, a Soviet one that actually worked. It’s the Russian Kharkovchanka and not only did it work, it worked well into the 21st Century.

    By Erin Marquis Read More
  • Was The Porsche 924 A Success?

    What defines a successful car? Is it how it sells when it’s new? They fly off of the lot, you see them everywhere. They’re affordable, a dime-a-dozen on the roads, and super popular. But, decades later, many of them sit underneath a highway overpass gathering dust, someone wrote “wash me” on the window, it has been rear-ended a few times, and overall looks neglected.

    By Erica Lourd Read More
  • Tesla Beat Expectations Once Again

    Tesla, more than ever, is a Rorschach test, a company that drives some people absolutely mad at its very mention, a company that some people have been bored with for years, a company that some people would sacrifice a limb for. Maybe the only interesting thing about it is that it keeps persisting.

    By Erik Shilling Read More
  • Petrochemical Company Ineos Is Going To Build This Reborn Land Rover Defender

    If the name Ineos isn’t familiar to you, it’s probably because you still know them by their old name, Inspec Ethylene Oxide Specialities. Ring a bell? No? Weird. Anyway, they’re a big London-based, multinational petrochemical company that happens to have a founder, Sir Jim Ratcliffe, who really wanted to make a conceptual and aesthetic descendent of the Land Rover Defender. Even though he’s not affiliated with Land Rover, he was pretty much able to do so, because, you know, he’s loaded. The resu

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  • Maserati Is Betting Its Future On This New V6

    A couple of months ago Maserati let everyone know that it was not only continuing to develop its MC20 supercar, but that it is developing its first 100 percent in-house engine design for it. This new engine has an exciting new name; “Nettuno”. Ooooh. Aaaah. It’s a 621 horsepower/538 lb-ft twin-turbo three-liter V6, and according to Maserati it uses “Formula One technology” to do it.

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  • Running Car 'Faces' Through An AI Face-Processing Algorithm Is Amazing And Terrifying

    You may have heard recently about a new AI algorithm designed to extrapolate what a face looks like from really poor-quality, low-resolution sources, called Face Depixelizer. The tool is pretty remarkable in how incredibly naturalistic the resulting faces that it generates look, though if we’re honest what you’ve likely heard about it has more to do with how weird the results are when it’s fed video game characters as input, or how it seems to have a bit of a racial bias. I just wanted to run so

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  • Dead: The Lincoln Continental

    The tenth-generation of the Lincoln Continental—reintroduced in 2016 after 14 years gone—will die again, Ford said today. Production will be halted by the end of the year in the U.S., and eventually in China as well. It’s the newest victim of America’s obsessions with SUVs.

    By Erik Shilling Read More
  • It Ended Up Being As Bad As We Thought

    Last week, the auto industry was cautiously optimistic that new car sales in June might rebound, at least compared to April and May. But no one was terribly optimistic about the second quarter as a whole. Today, the numbers came in, and, to varying degrees, they are across the board terrible.

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  • Cadillac Sure That Losing Plan Will Work This Time

    Cadillac, a once well-respected American luxury brand, has had difficulty getting and retaining customers in a highly competitive segment where foreign brands dominate. Cadillac hopes that an all-new sports sedan, the CT4, will start to change that. I have my doubts.

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  • Volvo's Biggest Recall Ever Is Very Volvo

    Volvo says it hasn’t received any reports of injuries tied to possibly faulty seat belts in almost 2.1 million of its cars, and also that the issue in question is “very rare,” but it’s issuing a recall anyway. The integrity of Volvo seat belts must never be questioned.

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Car Design (19)

  • A Simple Trick For Designing Cars

    I have my issues with the McLaren P1's design. Alright, I have one issue: there is a FAKE WINDOW on a top-tier hypercar. Regardless! The car’s designer Frank Stephenson explained how he penned the thing, and gave a good tip on how to make a car look good in the process.

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  • This Modular EV Concept Called The eBussy Looks Fantastic But Someone Better Tell Them About That Name

    I have to admit, this concept EV design from the German company Electric Brands punches so many of my car-design buttons: friendly face, modularity, maximum space utilization, extreme utility, all that. I really like it. There is just one issue I have with this remarkable concept they’re calling the eBussy, though: they really should have had someone pop that name into Urban Dictionary before making the big announcement.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • This Is Probably The Nicest Porsche 944 Now

    The Porsche 944, like every other mildly cool car from the ’80s and ’90s, is starting to be appreciated anew now that it’s old enough to stoke nostalgia. The Porsche factory went ahead and restored this 1991 944 S2, essentially the ultimate production 944, to new-spec and looks sweet.

    By Andrew P. Collins Read More
  • Here's What A Modern NSU Ro80 Might Look Like, Why Not?

    There are certain cars that have a timeless quality to their designs, a glorious mix of form and shape and proportion, but almost always tethered to their particular era. But at least one car feels like it could be timeless with minimal changes: the NSU Ro80.

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  • Bentley's Quilted Wood Interior Is Certainly Original

    Bentley experimented with the idea of three-dimensional wood interior bits on the EXP 10 Speed 6 concept back in 2015, and now you’ll actually be able to get it on the new Flying Spur. It’s funky. I’m not sure about it. But it’s always fun to see automotive artistic experimentation.

    By Andrew P. Collins Read More
  • Yes, Cars Used To Be Much Worse But Not When It Came To Interior Color Selection

    I don’t think anyone is really arguing that the Plymouth Volaré wasn’t a towering pantload of crap. Nobody misses the egg-sliding-on-a-frying-pan handling, the bulky yet anemic 5.2-liter V8s wheezing out 145 horsepower, or the local carnival-grade approach to build quality, but I think maybe some of us might miss the shocking spectrum of available interior colors you could get on these things. Just look at that.

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  • If You Can't Wait For The 2021 Ford Raptor, There's Already A Chinese Knockoff

    While China was once infamous for their automotive acts of, charitably, near-plagiarism, over the last decade or so the larger Chinese automakers have distanced themselves from this practice and done a lot to define a uniquely Chinese design language for their cars. That doesn’t mean that everyone is doing that, of course, as you can see in this new truck from Foton (a subsidiary of BAIC), which looks an awful lot like a Ford Raptor. So maybe you can get a 2021 Ford Raptor if you can’t wait for

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  • The Renault 5 Deserves More Accolades For This Small But Very Influential Design Detail

    When was the last time you thought about the Renault 5, or as we in America called them, the “Le Car,” which was AMC French for “the Renault?” It’s probably been too long, and that makes me cross, very cross indeed. I want to make us all consider the Renault 5 right now to appreciate a little design detail that has become so incredibly common on modern cars that I bet you don’t even see it. Lemme show you what I mean.

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  • Angels' Trumpets Herald Again With Glorious Tone: Maserati MC12

    Each morning it is the same sun that awakes us, but so too do we welcome each day as a new experience. And though it is not as if the Maserati MC12 has ever left us since it debuted in 2004, so too may we celebrate it again today as if its existence was just as fresh and full of possibility.

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  • It Didn't Have To Be This Way

    Just before Ford unveiled the new Bronco, Jeep busily attempted to steal the show by sticking a V8 in the Wrangler. Jeep was trying. It was a bit of a dud, but at least it was trying to get in there, get some people thinking again about that stalwart Jeep, not just the new cool Ford. Missing from the conversation was GM, for a good reason: Even GM has to know that the new Blazer is as desirable as falling down a flight of stairs.

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  • Saleen's Modified Bronco Seems To Just Be A Hilariously Bad Photoshop

    Saleen is really, um, confusing. They’re one of those companies that somehow keeps hanging on, despite always seeming to be on the brink and a company who’s biggest recent news was about allegedly bringing back their 20-year-old supercar. But Saleen is more than that. Saleen is also about some gloriously terrible Photoshop jobs, which is precisely what’s happening now, with Saleen’s announcement of their version of the new Ford Bronco.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • Mercedes-Benz AMG Black Series Spotter's Guide

    Mercedes-Benz just posted some highlights from its old AMG Black Series catalog. Since those cars are awesome, here’s a post running down the AMG production cars that have been deemed worthy of Black Series badges.

    By Andrew P. Collins Read More
  • If You Didn't Get A McLaren Senna, The 2021 Ford Bronco Will Sate Your Lust For A Vehicle With A Hole In The Door

    It was in mid-December of 2017 when I got the bad news. The 500th and final of McLaren’s hyper exclusive Senna hypercars had been allocated and I would not, in fact, get to drive home with a super awesome hole that I could see through in my door.I considered renting one of those NASCAR saws to cut a hole in my old Bugatti Veyron’s door, but ultimately decided against it because it’s a vintage car now and I couldn’t stand to modify it. I have never been more disappointed to have a company not ac

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  • The Ford Ka Was One Of The Very Few Cars Where The Production Version Was Way Cooler Than The Concept

    The whole point of concept cars is that they’re cooler than normal cars. That’s why carmakers build them—to hint at future design directions, introduce potential new technologies, inspire, excite, and, yes, usually disappoint you when the production version of the car comes out and it seems so, you know, normal. Once, though, this wasn’t the case. There was one car for whom the concept version was way, way less cool than the production car. That car was the Ford Ka.

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  • Help Us Identify This Really Weird Yellow Sedan UPDATED

    For most of our readers, when an unfamiliar car enters our field of vision, our brains lock onto it and flood our systems with whatthefuckisthatatonin, the neurotransmitter responsible for making us wonder, long and hard, about what unidentifiable cars are. In this case, the car is a peculiar but sleek yellow four-door spotted in Paris.

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  • The Polestar 2's Animated Taillights Look Pretty Fun

    One of the more interesting recent Tesla Model 3 competitors is the Polestar 2, made in China by Geely as Volvo’s electric sibling marque. We’ve already gotten a look at the handsome beefy-sedan design of the Polestar 2 and generally know its specs, but now, finally, we’ve been shown that it has fun, animated taillights. This is important taillight news.

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  • Ford Did Something Very Good With The 2021 F-150's Instrument Panel

    I fully realize that what’s likely an embarrassingly-sized portion of what I do here is to complain about things in the auto industry, like some cranky old bastard with hemorrhoids and a lifetime of regret. But I’m pretty sure my hemorrhoids have cleared up, and I also give credit where it’s due, which is what I intend to do right now. Specifically, I want to give Ford credit for its instrument cluster design for the new F-150, which is boldly non-skeuomorphic.

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Crashes and Safety (2)

Crime (5)

Ford (1)

Found For Sale (8)

  • This 1974 Chevy Blazer Is Just Rubbing It In

    I know it’s been nearly two weeks since we first got a reimagined Ford Bronco to complement the JL Jeep Wrangler on mall parking lots in left lanes on rutted off-roading trails, but there’s one thing I can’t stop thinking about: The reborn Chevy Blazer that could have been. And this Sunset Gold and white-roofed 1974 specimen of the original K5 truck isn’t making it any easier to move on from the notion.

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  • That Penis Car Craigslist Ad Is Fake But The Car's Real And Much More Interesting

    One of the best things about my job is that I’m now in the position that, when some alert gearhead at some random place in the world encounters something like, say, an ad for a car shaped like a human penis, I’m the person they reach out to. That’s exactly what happened today, when a reader named Joel sent me this Craigslist ad for a well-executed dick-shaped car. Now, the ad is fake, but the car is—or was—very real, and I think deserves some attention.

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  • I Just Turned Down This Amazing $750 Willys Pickup Confirming That I Am A Reformed Man

    A friend of mine knows someone selling a beautiful 1961 Willys Pickup for the paltry sum of $750. Just a few months ago, I would have transferred the money within milliseconds, as at the time, I was in a years-long trance that I liked to refer to as “Buy First, Think Later.” But times have changed. I have a new motto in life (I’m still developing something clever for a philosophy that involves some amount of sensibility and self-restraint). I just declined the Jeep. And I have to tell you, dear

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  • Someone On Craigslist Wants To Trade Their Land Rover For A Puppy

    When it comes to getting pets, I’m very much in the rescue, don’t buy camp. There’s so many wonderful dogs and cats that need homes in animal shelters that it seems insane that anyone would pay, say, a dog breeder for a pet. That said, I’ll admit I’m less clear about how I feel about the practice of swapping a 1996 Land Rover Discovery for a dog. Maybe it’s because I’ve only encountered it one time, in this particular Craigslist post, and I haven’t really had time to fully process it.

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Motorcycles (4)

  • Where's My Electric Russian Sidecar Motorcycle?

    I just moved to a new neighborhood and down the street is someone who street-parks their Ural sidecar motorcycle. I haven’t snagged my own picture of it yet, but it’s a neighborhood fixture and it got me thinking: Where is that electric Ural we were teased with a few years back and why can’t I buy one yet?

    By Max Finkel Read More
  • Royal Enfield Gave Its Nerdy Himalayan A Flat Track Makeover And Now It's Ready To Win Prom Queen

    The Royal Enfield Himalayan is a simple, rugged, inexpensive, and unpretentious ADV motorcycle. It’s rough and tumble and ready to roll off into the desert or single-track at a moment’s notice. By all accounts, it’s great at what it does. But it, like all ADV bikes, skirts on the dorky side. They’re upright, have big windscreens, mounting points for extra luggage, and a thick comfy seat. All of that is functional, but it certainly doesn’t cut a figure that screams “badass” or “beautiful”. With a

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  • Performance Bagger Motorcycle Racing Is Coming To Laguna Seca And My Mind Is Shattered Thinking About It

    There are a lot of truly exciting things happening in the world of motorcycle racing these days, from flat-track racing to motocross and everything in between the competition is seriously fierce and innovative across the board. Thanks to MotoAmerica, there’s a new game in town for the folks who love to ride the big bagger bikes, they can root for one of fourteen teams in this fall’s King of the Baggers invitational at Laguna Seca.

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  • Harley-Davidson Is Cutting Hundreds Of Jobs

    Harley-Davidson, which is in the midst of reshaping itself following the ouster of its CEO earlier this year, said today it was eliminating hundreds of jobs at the company in what Harley said was a strategic restructuring.

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News (24)

  • Dead: Jeep Cherokee Overland

    The Jeep Cherokee, like basically every vehicle Fiat Chrysler builds, comes in roughly four million different trims, the most expensive of which is now dead.

    By Erik Shilling Read More
  • Throwing Women Into Unmarked Vans Is Meant To Terrorize Us

    A teenage transgender woman participating in a peaceful protest in support of Black liberation and civil rights was pulled into an unmarked van by New York police in Manhattan on Tuesday. The event has sparked outrage among protesters and city officials alike.

    By Erin Marquis Read More
  • So Long, Sunday, And Thank You

    This weekend marks a full year since I began holding down the fort on Sundays around these parts. It’s also my last weekend on the job before I start law school next month, so I wanted to say thank you to all of you for putting up with my blather.

    By Max Finkel Read More
  • To Save Cities, We May Need To Ditch The Car

    Cities are struggling in the wake of the COVID-19 pandemic. Most were already operating on razor-thin margins, or even in the red when the illness came through and blew a giant hole in already shaky budgets. But where some see challenges, others see opportunities. A coalition of mayors and urban leaders from all over the globe released a report last week on what they believe is the way forward for better, cleaner, and more vibrant cities. Not all that surprisingly, it involves redeveloping citie

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  • Hey Yeah, The New Space Force Logo Is Pretty Much The Old Pontiac Logo Upside Down

    When the Space Force, which is essentially a re-name and re-organization of the Air Force Space Command, first unveiled their emblem early this year, everyone pointed out that it looked a hell of a lot like the emblem of the fictional Starfleet Command from Star Trek. Perhaps as a result of this, Space Force just unveiled a new logo, and, yes, it doesn’t look as Star Trekky. Now it looks like an upside-down Pontiac badge.

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  • Mazda's Skyactiv-X Probably Isn't Making It To The U.S. At This Point

    Deliveries of Mazdas with its Skyactiv-X engine—the tame but incredibly fuel-efficient engine that’s been in the works for years—began late last year in Europe, after Mazda had previously said that’s about when it might come to the U.S., too. But then in January Mazda said nevermind it was delayed for the U.S. Then the pandemic hit. I’m beginning to wonder if this will ever happen at all.

    By Erik Shilling Read More
  • The Ford Mustang Mach-E 1400 Is A 1,400-HP, Seven-Motor Electric Speed Monster

    Remember a couple of weeks ago when we showed you that spy video of a very modified Ford Mach-E drifting around like a loon at a North Carolina test track? We speculated that it might have been some sort of joint project with Ford and Ford tuning company RTR, and that’s exactly what it is. This is the Ford Mustang Mach-E 1400, a seven-motor’d prototype that makes a total of 1,400 horsepower, which I suppose is adequate for most uses.

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  • German Wheelmaker BBS Is Bankrupt Yet Again [Corrected]

    BBS Kraftfahrzeugtechnik AG, known for its iconic basketweave wheels, has once again filed for bankruptcy. While the company will be restructured under proceedings similar to an American Chapter 11 filing and will likely live on, the announcement shows how precarious the current economic situation can be for suppliers of specialty auto parts.

    By Max Finkel Read More
  • The SCG 008 Will Be A Baja And Dakar-Ready Kit Car Monster

    Last year, Scuderia Cameron Glickenhaus wowed us all when its reborn Boot dominated the Baja 1000. That car, a mid-engined GM LT4-powered supercar for the dunes, is well on its way to production in both two and four-door guise. But SCG has another prerunner coming, one that you’ll build yourself.

    By Max Finkel Read More
  • We Will Not Be Receiving The 2021 Volkswagen Arteon R

    The Volkswagen Arteon, which landed on American shores for the first time for the 2019 model year, is getting a refresh. for 2021. Part of that refresh is a 315-horsepower R trim that you’ll be able to get in either fastback or wagon guise. If you live outside of America, that is.

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  • Fiat Chrysler And Peugeot Are Merging To Form A Company Called 'STELLANTIS'

    I always thought FCA USA LLC was a weird name. After all, it stands for “Fiat Chrysler Automobiles United States of America Limited Liability Company.” But now I don’t think it’s so odd, because Fiat Chrysler and French automaker PSA Groupe have announced that their merger will be called “STELLANTIS.” It’s different.

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  • How One Man Turned The Busiest International Border Crossing In North America Into The Centerpiece Of His Empire

    Manuel “Matty” Moroun died on Monday at 93 years old. That name might not mean much to you if you’re not from metro Detroit or Windsor, Canada, but around these parts, he was known mainly as the billionaire who owned, among other things, the Ambassador Bridge, which just happens to carry roughly 27 percent of all merchandise trade between Canada and the U.S.

    By Erin Marquis Read More
  • Tony Stewart's New Racing Series Is Trying To Fix Some Of NASCAR's Problems

    NASCAR’s ratings have been down for years now; a steady erosion of viewership thanks to complicated and ill-advised rules changes, in addition to bad politics, the latter problem it’s recently shown interest in trying to change. Now, Tony Stewart has a new racing series launching next year that is trying to fix the racing part.

    By Erik Shilling Read More
  • Here's The 2021 Ford Bronco Before You're Supposed To See It

    After waiting what feels like years to see the final iteration of the production Bronco, it has been leaked just days before Ford’s official launch of the off-roader. On Friday afternoon this photograph of the Bronco, which appears to be official Ford marketing collateral, was posted to the Bronco6G forum by Administrator Doug. While it’s partially obscured by the blitz of sand spun up by the front wheels in this picture, there are a few things we can tell in this photograph. Let’s break it down

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  • America's Great Racial Reckoning Comes To The Auto Industry As Some Ford Employees Call For End Of Cop Car Manufacturing

    Some American corporations have been forced to come to Jesus in the past few weeks with acknowledgements of racial insensitivity, failures in workplace diversity, and other contributions to institutional racism — but for the most part this reckoning has largely bypassed the automotive industry. Or so we thought, before hearing that Ford Motor Company has a situation brewing that could lead to a re-examination of the automaker’s role in law enforcement.

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  • Feds File Charges In Case With Over 1,000 Stolen Key Fobs And Train Police

    There is a whole world out there for black market key fobs, as there probably is for pretty much everything. This week, the feds said that nearly 2,000 key fobs had been stolen over a six-month period from new cars at a railyard outside of Detroit and later sold for over $60,000. A Detroit man has been charged in the alleged scheme.

    By Erik Shilling Read More
  • Trump Weighs In With Moronic NASCAR Take. Now What?

    If you thought the noose story was over when the FBI concluded a swift and thorough investigation into the actual noose that was definitely hanging (but just, in the normal way) in Bubba Wallace’s garage at Talladega, look out—America’s special boy is tweeting!

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  • Yeah, Actually I Do Think An Electric Jaguar XK120 Is A Great Idea

    When it came out, the Jaguar XK120 was the fastest production car in the world. Really. Its 120 mile-per-hour top speed was the very top. Since then, surviving examples have been relegated to Concours duty, with rich men poring over refinished trim and delicately preserved patina. That’s one way to respect a legendary car. Ths company has another one in mind.

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Nice Price or No Dice (23)

Nostalgia You Can Taste (2)

  • It Has Come To My Attention That Chopped Cars Are Extremely Cool

    For months, years even, I’ve spotted this little brown Volkswagen out of the corner of my eye as I turn onto a main thoroughfare, or going the opposite way on a city street, or it buzzes by while I’m stuck in traffic. It’s been doing very slow laps on the Ehra Lessien in my brain ever since. This lovely little aircooled has haunted my dreams. Earlier this week I went for a walk into town to pick up a couple slices of pizza and was finally face to face with the object of my affection.

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Planelopnik (4)

  • China Has Built The Largest Sea Plane Since The Spruce Goose

    Typically, large airplanes have a major difficulty landing if the infrastructure isn’t in good operating condition. Having a nice clean runway to set down at is paramount if you’re delivering a few dozen passengers to a far-flung locale. But the surface of this planet is over 70 percent covered in water. What if you could land a big ass plane on the water instead? China’s got that covered with its new AG600 Kunlong.

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  • The Slow Down In Air Travel Has Made Weather Predictions Less Accurate

    It’s really interesting, to me, the way COVID-19 has affected our everyday lives in unexpected ways. Last week, we reported on NPR losing a quarter of its listeners after a dramatic drop in American commutes, and now it seems our reduced rate of flying and taking cruises is affecting the accuracy of weather forecasts.

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  • Here's The Typical Airline Protocol For Plane Crashes

    Trigger warning: if you’re not a fan of flying, the following video explains how nearly once every three days, a large commercial jet crashes, a tenth of which resulted in fatalities over the last decade. While that’s considered a safe statistic, it means airlines need a protocol for when it happens.

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  • The Boeing 747 Is Dead, For Real This Time: Report

    After defining commercial air travel for more than five decades, the Boeing 747 will finally leave production, according to a report from Reuters. The news wire reports that Boeing had made its final orders for parts more than a year ago, signaling the end for the double-decker quad-jet that has been built continuously since 1968.

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  • EV West Wants To Break An Electric Speed Record At Bonneville With This Tesla-Powered Lakester

    The electric powertrain nerds at EV West are doing everything they can to propel Southern California hot rod culture into the future. Electric drivetrain swaps in old cars are their bread and butter, but in the process they’ve realized just how fast these things can be. With a custom tube-chassis, a slippery aerodynamic body, a hopped-up Tesla motor, and a rack of high-tech batteries, these mad scientists are aiming for an electric land speed record.

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  • NASCAR Stock Cars Are Too Heavy And Powerful To Run The Daytona Road Course, So They Added Another Chicane

    The Daytona International Speedway has had a road course “roval” element since 1959, running endurance and sprint races for sports cars there ever since. NASCAR has not ever run the road course in an official capacity. Some NASCAR drivers have plugged into Daytona 24 sports car teams for the big race, but August 16th will be the first time we’ve seen the big stock cars running the infield and the bus-stop chicane. Only there’s one difference between this NASCAR road course and the Daytona 24 roa

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  • Racing Point Driver Sergio Perez Has Tested Positive For Coronavirus

    The sport of Formula One is taking the coronavirus pandemic about as seriously as any sport has. Not only is the series limiting travel and limiting personnel on site, but every single person entering the premises is tested weekly, and tested every other day during Grand Prix weekends. Thus far the testing has found only a small handful of positive cases, but this week Racing Point driver and ten year veteran of the sport tested positive following some trans-Atlantic travel. As a result he will

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  • Acura Is Racing A Pair Of New TLX At Pikes Peak Next Month

    The 98th running of the Pikes Peak International Hillclimb is going down one month from Thursday, and Acura just pulled the covers off of its competitors for the event. Instead of the MDX and RDX racers that the automaker has fielded for the last couple of years, it will be attacking the hill with a pair of new TLX Type-A sedans.

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  • I'm Really Going To Miss The Pink Cars When They're Gone

    We only have ten Grands Prix left together. The 2020 F1 season got off to a late start and has shrunk from a massive schedule to just 13 races at 11 tracks. I won’t even get a chance to see these beautiful pink Racing Point F1 Team babies in person this year, as all of the North American rounds of the championship have been killed off due to the ongoing coronavirus epidemic. And the pink is all but guaranteed to disappear from the car next year when the team is renamed

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  • Ferrari Has Already Given Up On Next Year

    Ferrari Chairman John Elkann knows that the Prancing Horse won’t be sitting atop the Formula One podium any time this year. And because the sport has instituted a mandatory chassis freeze for the 2021 season it’s extremely unlikely that Fezza will be anywhere near the front next year either. He told Gazzetta dello Sport “We have had a number of structural weaknesses that have existed for some time in aerodynamics and in the dynamics of the vehicle. We have also lost out in engine power.”

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  • That 1400-HP, Seven-Motor Ford Mustang Mach-E Needs To Run Pike's Peak

    It’s all good and well that the Ford Mustang Mach-E 1400 can create tremendous clouds of tire smoke when thrown around Ford’s proving grounds. That’s not too hard to do. But there’s a better way to get to know whether all that high-torque sorcery going on in that car means anything at all. That way is hill climbing.

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  • The GT3 Nuclear Arms Race Heats Up As BMW Prepares Its M4 GT3 To Race

    It seems like just yesterday, but in fact is was just a little over five years ago that BMW first rolled its M6 GT3 race car out for its first demonstration laps. In that time a lot has changed in the GT3 landscape, and BMW has been struggling to keep up, considering its car is one of the largest in the field (discounting the Bentleys and Nissan GT-Rs). The former Bimmer GT3 is dead, so say hello to the new M4 GT3 race car.

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  • Renault Is Being Extremely Petty About Racing Point's New Car

    The 2020 Racing Point RP20 chassis bears a—how do I put this delicately?—more than passing resemblance to the 2019 Mercedes AMG F1 W10 EQ Power+ chassis. In the paddock and online the RP20 has been dubbed “The Pink Mercedes” because of this, and this whole thing is causing a lot of consternation over in the Renault garages. You see, Renault had to design its own 2020 chassis, and it seems that it hasn’t done such a great job of that, in fact. So the yellow team is bringing a series of protests a

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  • Acura Announces IMSA Split From Team Penske After Three Years Of Marriage

    Automaker Acura and her racing team partner Team Penske have announced their upcoming scheduled separation just 32 months into their marriage. A representative for Penske released a statement on Tuesday to SportsCar365 which read: “We are proud of the efforts that our organizations have put forth together over the last three seasons but we simply couldn’t align on how we should go racing in the future.” Ugh, my OTP is breaking up, and it’s breaking my heart.

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  • Travis Pastrana Escapes Rally Car Inferno At The Southern Ohio Forest Rally

    Five-time US rally champ Travis Pastrana had exceedingly bad luck in his return to American Rally Association racing this weekend in the Southern Ohio Forest Rally. After an impressive start in the first stage, Pastrana’s 2019 Subaru WRX STI burned to the ground after he stopped mid-second stage with a mechanical issue. Pastrana and co-driver Chrissie Beavis managed to exit the car unscathed though the Subaru was totally consumed.

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  • Ferrari And McLaren Are Ready To Re-Up In F1 But Other Teams Aren't Quite There Yet

    The Concorde Agreement—the contract between Formula One and its teams, renewed seven times since the inaugural one in 1981—is expiring this year amid ... everything. But despite that—or maybe because of it—Ferrari and McLaren indicated this week they’re ready to re-sign. Smaller teams aren’t quite there yet, but it seems like everyone’s getting close.

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  • How To Watch Racing This Weekend: July 18-19, 2020

    Welcome (BACK) to the Jalopnik Weekend Motorsports Roundup, where we let you know what’s going on in the world of racing, where you can see it, and where you can talk about it all in one convenient place. Where else would you want to spend your weekend?

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  • Professional Wildman Travis Pastrana Is Building A Racetrack

    Travis Pastrana has basically done it all at this point. He’s broken practically every bone. He’s won 17 X Games medals. He’s a rally champion five times over. He’s competed on two wheels and for in everything from supercross to Pikes Peak to NASCAR. He’s jumped out of airplanes without a parachute. Pastrana has even held jump for distance records on a motorcycle and in a car. The dude is properly insane in the best way possible, so surely any race track he opens will be equally bonkerballs.

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  • This Geo-Metro-Based Porsche 935 Is The Pinnacle Of Lemons Engineering

    Porsche will theoretically sell you a 991 GT2 RS-based 935 race car right now. I mean, not right now, because they’re sold out by now, but you know what I’m getting at. The Porsche-certified track-only car was about three quarters of a million dollars new, and they occasionally trade hands for $1.5 million now. If that’s too much for your household finances to bear, rest easy knowing that you can faithfully replicate the experience using engineering, dumpster diving, charity, and $500.

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  • There Is A Huge Driver Shuffle Going On In Formula E

    Oh boy, there is a huge game of musical chairs going on in Formula E right now. It’s looking like most teams will have at least one driver change ahead of the kickoff of the 2020-21 season. For the most part this kicked off with the sacking of Daniel Abt by Audi for hiring a ringer to stand in for him during an online race. On Tuesday, a bombshell was dropped as Sam Bird announced he’d be leaving Envision Virgin Racing, where he has raced for six seasons, for Jaguar. Let’s take a look at how we

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  • Racing Recap Roundup For The Weekend Of July 11

    Welcome back to the second edition of Racing Recap Roundups from our friend Robb Holland. It was another busy weekend of motorsport action with F1, NASCAR, endurance and sprint sports cars, and an IndyCar double header. If you missed any of the action, here’s a quick look at what happened this weekend.

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  • The Ferrari Is Here To Scream At You

    Oh yes, the 333 SP was a masterpiece of motorsport engineering in its day, and continues to inspire two and a half decades after its introduction. This car marked a return to top flight sports car racing for the Scuderia in over two decades, and hot damn was it successful. From 1994 to 2003 the 27 triple three chassis officially entered 144 races and won 56 of them. That’s a pretty great win ratio, no matter how you cut it.

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  • Nobody Wants Sebastian Vettel

    It’s a tough time to be a 33-year-old four-time former Formula One champion without a ride for the 2021 season. There are so many talented up and comers on the grid these days, and Sebastian Vettel has been shown up by many of them. In the recent shuffle of drivers that happened after his current team—Ferrari—unceremoniously kicked him out it was proven that at the very least McLaren and Renault don’t want anything to do with him.

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  • The First All-Electric Rallycross Car Will Attempt To Prove It Can Compete Against Gas Cars This Weekend In Hungary

    Rallycross might be the perfect outlet for electric motorsport right now. The rounds are short and the action is fast paced, meaning cars don’t need a lot of range for a ten minute heat race. The instant torque means electric rallycross cars can dig out of the hole in rapid fashion. And while the weight takes a proper hot shoe to control, it’s far less of a detriment in a loose surface series than one that requires grip. All of that is why I’m so excited about STARD’s Projekt E electric Ford Fie

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  • Electric Scooter Racing Is Coming Whether You Want It To Or Not

    Micromobility. Last mile transportation. E scooters. Mobility. Whatever you call it, the damn things are a pox on our society. They litter the sidewalk, they’re constantly broken, they purport to be inexpensive transportation but require a smart phone to operate. There are myriad reasons to dislike the Birds, Limes, and Jumps of the world, but this electric scooter racing championship looks cool enough to nullify all the bad stuff.

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  • Coronavirus Is Coming For Racing Drivers

    Seven-time NASCAR champion Jimmie Johnson was supposed to race at Indianapolis yesterday, and he was supposed to test an IndyCar this week ahead of a potential 500 bid. Cadillac prototype racer Felipe Nasr was supposed to race at Daytona on Saturday night. Bob Tasca, III was planning to race his Ford NHRA funny car this coming weekend. None of that can happen now, because they all caught coronavirus.

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  • Racing Recap Roundup For The Weekend Of July 4th

    We’re going to try something new here this week. This weekend’s full schedule of racing was a breath of fresh air after months without our favorite motorsport series running at all. Formula One finally returned, IndyCar and NASCAR shared a track weekend for the first time in history, and IMSA shipped off back to Daytona. Every time you turned around, there was another great race to watch. Well, We’ve got a recap of all the action straight from the typing fingers of a bonafide racer. Without furt

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  • Dakar's New Classic Class Was Made Just For Me

    Since its first running in 1978 between Paris and the seaside Senegalese city that gave the race its name, the Dakar rally has hosted competitors from across motorsport driving some of the most unique and imaginative vehicles ever to race. The race may take place in Saudi Arabia only now, but a new Classic category will bring some of its past back to life next year.

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  • Notoriously Inexpensive Formula E Is Getting Even Cheaper

    With the cost to run a championship-level Formula One team has hovered around the half-billion dollar level for the last decade or so. Now, obviously that cost will be significantly decreased with the new regulations mandating teams spend no more than $145 million starting in 2021. Knowing that, what do you think it costs to run a Formula E team? The modern series uses future technology and employs some of the best drivers in the world, so surely it’s got to be expensive, right?

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  • This Formula E Team Has A Totally Awesome Livery Designed By An 11-Year-Old

    In a recent contest which paired the Envision Virgin Formula E team with award-winning illustrator Rob Biddulph and National Geographic Kids, children 13 and under were given the opportunity to draw a climate change-influenced Formula E livery. And the winner would get their livery on a real Formula E car. The contest has been run, and the car you see here is the winner.

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  • NASA Is Launching A Helicopter To Mars

    Hopefully in the next few days NASA will be launching their new Mars rover, Perseverance, to the Jezero Crater on Mars, where, hopefully, it will find some signs of past (maybe even present?) microbial life. This in itself is wildly exciting, but Perseverance has a passenger that makes it all even more remarkable: a helicopter named Ingenuity.

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Technology (14)

  • Donkervoort's Getting Into Colored Carbon Fiber

    I know you wake up every morning wondering: “What’s Donkervoort up to?” Well, after claiming to have a car that can pull two g’s in a turn, its now adding an embellishment. Would you like your Dutch supercar in colored carbon fiber?

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  • BMW Patents A Weird Driving Yoke To Manually Control Autonomous Vehicles

    One of the stranger things about the coming of autonomous vehicles is the dawning realization that, sometimes, they still may need to be driven by a human. And, at the same time, if a vehicle is primarily autonomous, you can no longer count on the fact that one of the passengers inside will actually know how to drive a car. So, this puts automakers in the strange position of designing interfaces to control an autonomous vehicle’s speed and direction without actually driving. That convoluted bit

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  • If You Like To Do Outdoorsy Stuff Autonomous Cars Will Have A Big Issue No One Seems To Be Addressing

    I’m not sure if you’re aware of this, but, despite some disappointment from members of the Canoe Elite, I am now a shitty canoe owner. I haul my canoe around, like so many others, on the roof rack of my car. People haul all kinds of things on the exterior of their cars—cargo carriers on roofs, bikes at the rear, lumber hanging out of the back—every single day. I realized as I was driving around with my car’s canoe hat that this common practice would introduce a slew of issues for autonomous cars

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  • Leaked Images Show The Upcoming 2021 Audi RS 3 Will Have Little Checkered Flag Displays In Its Headlights

    If you’ve been paying attention to automotive lighting trends like I’m sure you have, I suspect you’ll agree that we seem to be on the cusp of another automotive lighting revolution. Luckily, this revolution looks to be a fun one, as it’s about blocky, dynamic displays in vehicle lights that remind me of old 8-bit graphics. It seems that one of the first cars to employ such lighting may be the upcoming 2021 Audi A3 and RS 3, as we can see in some leaked slides.

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  • BMW Is Trying To Cover Every Base

    BMW said earlier this year that it’ll be making gas engines for at least 30 more years, and while its electric ambitions are kind of lame, it emerged Friday that they’re doing a fuel-cell version X5, too.

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  • Land Rover Is Experimenting With Touchless Touch Screens

    Jaguar Land Rover has announced that it has patented a “predictive touch” technology which essentially lets you use touchscreen controls without your finger actually coming in contact with the screen surface. Seems like a great solution for fingerprints, though I’m skeptical it won’t be frustrating.

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  • Hyundai Has A New Manual Transmission With No Clutch That Reminds Me Of The Old VW Autostick

    In America, as we all know and lament, manual transmissions are an endangered species, like the Carolina Bottleneck Squid, the last one of which I accidentally slammed in my car door this morning. In the rest of the world, they’re still thriving, but that doesn’t mean the manuals are safe. Automatics are always looming, though, in some places, that path is a bit stranger. Like in India, where Hyundai has introduced a manual transmission that you shift, but with no clutch. Sort of like the Volksw

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  • Why Most LED Headlight Upgrades Don't Really Work: An Expert Explains

    Plug-and-play LED replacements for halogen headlight bulbs are a popular car mod. LEDs often look brighter than incandescent lights, but “looks brighter” and “illuminates better” are not the same thing. I got a stern talking-to from an actual lighting expert about LED retrofits, and science says: Putting LEDs where halogen bulbs are supposed to be is generally not actually an upgrade.

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  • Elon Musk Says Tesla Is 'Very Close' To Full Autonomy Which Makes Me Think He Doesn't Really Know What That Means

    In case your invitation to the World Artificial Intelligence Conference in Shanghai got lost in the mail, don’t worry because Elon Musk couldn’t make it in person either, instead delivering a video that answered a number of questions posed to him regarding AI and, significantly, Tesla’s Autopilot semi-autonomous system. In this video, Musk claimed that Tesla is “very close to level five autonomy,” and that there are “no fundamental challenges,” just “many small problems.” I’m not so sure I agree

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  • The Electric Vehicle Startup Bubble Keeps Getting Bigger

    Tesla, you might have heard/noticed, has been on quite the roll, with its stock surging in recent weeks to make it, on paper, the most valuable automaker in the world. That has been a boon for Tesla, but it’s also helped attract millions to Tesla’s would-be rivals, too.

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  • This Blowjob Machine Designed For Teslas On Autopilot Is A Terrible Idea But Probably Not Why You Think

    First, I need to be clear that I am not here to kink-shame anyone. Sex is great, masturbation is great, and you do whatever the hell you want to get yourself off, as long as everyone involved is thrilled to be a part of it. Now, with that out of the way, I have to say that I find the Automoblow, the “first sexual pleasure device for self-driving cars” incredibly alarming. The reason I’m alarmed isn’t because of the part that involves you shoving your turgid junk into something that looks like a

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  • BMW's New Feature Subscription Plan Idea Needs To Be Stopped Before It Starts

    I’m pretty sure that, for most of us, this present isn’t really the future we’d hoped for. Sure, we have amazing pocket computers and have avoided putting pizzas in pill form, but we’re in a pandemic and an era of unrest and idiocy. BMW sure as hell isn’t making things better with its announcement of its version 7.0 of its cars’ operating system, an update that will allow for subscription-based models for features like adaptive cruise and heated seats. This is a terrible path to go down for the

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