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Tesla Adds Decontented Model Y AWD Trim, Drops 'Standard' Name From Lineup
There's nothing Tesla loves more than shuffling around its trim levels like deckchairs on the Titanic.
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Tesla May Merge With SpaceX: Report
We're looking at Elon Musk's corporate consolidation, as well as China's ever-increasing sales in Europe and more.
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Despite Everything, The Tesla Model S Is Still The Most Important Car Of The 21st Century
Without the Model S, who even knows how long it would have taken for a legacy automaker to introduce a true long-range EV.
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Tesla Kills Model S And Model X In What Elon Musk Calls 'An Honorable Discharge' So The Factory Can Make Optimus Robots
In its quarterly earnings call on Thursday, Tesla said fourth-quarter profits were down by 61% year-over-year, and annual profit cratered by 46% in 2025.
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Tesla Now Charges Extra If You Want The Autosteer Software That Previously Came Standard
That means the Model 3 and Model Y are now less well-equipped than a base-model Toyota Corolla, which starts at $22,925.
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Tesla Cybertruck Sales Were Cut In Half In 2025, Worse Than Any Other EV
It's a far cry from the 250,000 Cybertruck CEO Elon Musk said the company would produce yearly starting in 2025.
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Tesla Model Y Juniper's Taillights Are So Confusing A Cop Thought They Were Broken
The owner claimed on Facebook that the officer told him where the brake lights should be and warned him to get them fixed.
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Elon Musk Wants To Make 'Star Trek' Real Without Everything That Makes 'Star Trek' Great
O brave new world, that has such people in't!
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Tesla Waited Too Long To Trademark The Name 'Cybercab,' Now It Joins 'Robotaxi' As A No-Go
Better luck next time, Elon.
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$2.9 Billion Tesla Battery Supply Contract Loses 99% Of Value In Revision
Battery material supplier L&F announced on Monday that the value of its high-nickel cathode supply deal with Tesla is now only worth $7,386.
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Tesla's Austin Robotaxi Fleet Is Only 34 Cars
Musk previously claimed that there would be 500 robotaxis by the end of this year.
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These Are The New Cars You're Most Looking Forward To In 2026
In this weird week between Christmas and New Year's, burn some time scrolling through your fellow Jalop's most hotly anticipated cars.
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Tesla Updated The Cybertruck To Finally Earn IIHS' Seal Of Approval
Is the Tesla Cybertruck a good buy, now that it's an IIHS Top Safety Pick Plus? No, no it is not.
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Even More Tesla Doors Draw Regulatory Attention
We're looking at yet another NHTSA investigation into Tesla's doors, as well as Waymo's attempts to make its cars work when traffic lights don't.
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Tesla Door Malfunctions Have Led To 15 Deaths Following Crashes: Report
More than half of the deaths that Bloomberg discovered occurred since November of 2024.
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Tesla's Latest Product No One Asked For Is A $350 Pickleball Paddle
Selkirk claims that the Tesla Plaid Paddle isn't just a branding exercise, but an engineering collaboration with the electric automaker.
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Elon Musk Reportedly Using SpaceX Orders To Boost The Cybertruck's Dismal Sales
It also says a lot about how terrible Cybertruck sales are for Musk to use SpaceX to juice end-of-year sales figures by, at most, 2,000 units.
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Tesla Holiday Update Adds Grok, In Case Your Directions Weren't Racist Enough
Happy holidays! It's time for the annual Telsa holiday update, that wonderful time of year when your high-dollar car gets a few new Easter eggs.
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A Tesla Charger Fire Burned Down A Florida Home, Nearly Trapping The Family Inside
The best defense against harm from EV fires when charging at home are smoke detectors.
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Crummy, Slightly Cheaper Versions Of The Model 3 And Model Y Aren't Saving Tesla's Sales
Like the rest of the EV industry, Tesla is sort of going through it right now.
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Tesla Is Practically Giving Away Model Ys With Absurd Financing And Lease Deals To End The Year, But You Should Still Skip It
The Austin, Texas-based automaker is now offering 0% APR financing deals on the decontented Model Y Standard.
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Tesla Robot Teleoperator Crashes Out In Hilarious Fashion
Ignoring the lack of autonomy involved, Optimus taking a tumble doesn't give me confidence.
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Here's How Much A 2020 Tesla Model Y Has Depreciated In 5 Years
The 2020 Tesla Model Y marked a turning point for electric vehicles, but how is it holding up five years later? Here's what the data really shows.
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Elon Musk Tells Tesla Owners To Text And Drive, What's That Worst That Could Happen
Like the villains in an Indiana Jones movie, Tesla seemingly doesn't care about the potential consequences as long as the automaker nears its obscene goal.
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A Crummy Economy Is Seriously Sinking Car Sales
Slacking car sales, consumer uncertainty, how the EV wars in China are benefiting Tesla, and a little billion-dollar fraud forgiveness. It's a busy Tuesday.
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Tesla's Sales Are Still Dropping All Around The World
We're looking at Tesla's unending downward slide, as well as its continued investment in small-scale robotaxi services instead of, y'know, selling cars.
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