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  • The 2013 Mini Roadster Is The Coupe's Sorority Girlfriend

    There may be too many Minis. There, I've said it. This is the sixth. But if we must have another, why not a tiny two-seater convertible? It's cold comfort (until you turn on the heater) but at least the new Mini Roadster is heading in the right direction, size-wise, getting ever-so-slightly smaller than the Mini Convertible.

    By Joel Johnson Read More

Buying (5)

  • The Ten Best Vehicles For Exploring The World

    Roads only take you so far. There's a lot more of the world out there to see, and sometimes you need a special vehicle to get you there. These are Jalopnik readers' choices for the ten best expedition vehicles.

    By Patrick Frawley Read More
  • Nissan Juke R: First Drive

    We exclusively broke the news of Nissan Europe's Juke R project back in September. All we knew then was some strange "super Juke" crossover had been endowed with a GT-R's engine. Since then, we've seen all 11 episodes of its build-video series on YouTube. Now we've driven it. But is it all we hoped for? Let's find out.

    By Mike Spinelli Read More
  • 2012 Chevy Camaro ZL1: First Drive

    The tweaked LSA engine that powers the Chevy Camaro ZL1 produces five hundred and eighty horsepower, about a hundred and fifty more than the previously supreme Camaro SS and about four hundred more than any human being personally needs. But that's what it takes to make the best muscle car Chevy's ever built.

    By Joel Johnson Read More
  • The L.L. Bean Bootmobile: First Drive

    During a recent stop in Times Square, L.L. Bean let us drive its new promotional vehicle — the Ford truck-powered Bootmobile. What better to strap into on a windy, January afternoon in midtown Manhattan than footwear the size of a UPS truck, right?

    By Mike Spinelli Read More
  • A Reliable Miata-Powered MGB-GT Will Only Cost You $77K

    Building a restomod is straightforward: Take the body of a classic car and stuff it full of updated drivetrain and suspension pieces. While most builders start with Detroit products, England's Frontline Developments uses an MGB-GT and calls the stunning result the LE50.

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Culture (32)

  • 50th Rolex 24 Hours At Daytona: Über Gallery

    The 50th Rolex 24 Hours at Daytona this weekend was one of the best ever, even if everyone didn't get to go home with a shiny watch. Our friends at MotorSportMedia were there to bring you photos from the race. — Ed.

    By Matt Hardigree Read More
  • What Is The Most Quintessentially French Car?

    France is an automotive paradox: Some French products are the height of fashion and technology, some are deeply eccentric answers to pragmatic questions, some are very rational and normal, some verge on the absurd. Almost all have a weird little spark of "La Marseillaise" to them. What's the quintessential French car?

    By Patrick Frawley Read More
  • The Definitive Guide To Derogatory Auto Acronyms

    I was pleased when Fiat announced their return to America, but, now that the brand is settling in, I realized there's an issue. See, any new 500 driver with a flat or a dead battery is now going to have to endure the cries of "Fix It Again, Tony!" — the beloved-by-many-meatheads derogatory acronym for Fiat — from passing motorists, which many Americans have been desperately waiting two decades to once again yell.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • Did You Know Cheetahs Ride Shotgun?

    The Cincinnati Zoo has a traveling version of its Cat Ambassador Program where zoo trainers bring a cheetah and several "smaller" cats to local schools. And that means road trips. But not in a cage. Nope. When these cheetahs go out on the town, they ride shotgun.

    By Raphael Orlove Read More
  • Devo Frontman Whips Up Car With Two Front Ends

    Mark Mothersbaugh, whom we all know from Devo and those orange hats, currently has two pieces of automotive art in a Los Angeles exhibition that carries on one of the oldest car-art traditions, the double-ended car.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • The Ten Most Quintessentially British Cars

    The British motor industry produced products that were influential and appealing around the globe, but the best ones still retained the character of the small rainy island from whence they came. Here are Jalopnik readers' choices for the ten most quintessentially British cars.

    By Patrick Frawley Read More
  • This Mercedes Killed A Nazi General

    When a pair of British-trained Czech and Slovak assassins attacked one of Nazi Germany’s most sinister leaders in Prague in May 1942, they were armed with submachine guns and anti-tank mines. But even these were not enough. To complete Operation Anthropoid and kill Heydrich, Jan Kubiš and Jozef Gab?ík needed a little help from the SS-Obergruppenführer’s favorite Mercedes convertible and the swarm of microbes in its upholstery.

    By Peter Orosz Read More
  • What Is The Most Quintessentially British Car?

    England is a small nation with a large population that has produced an outsized proportion of the world's great ales, men's clothing, rock bands, and cars. What is the most quintessentially British car to emerge from that scepter'd isle?

    By Patrick Frawley Read More
  • 1972 Tatra T603 Is Even Stranger Than Usual

    There isn't a whole lot you can do to make a Tatra T603 stranger than it already is. These rare Czech made luxury cars came from the factory with a rear mounted air cooled V8 and a design that is hard to describe. Interestingly enough, the current owner of this T603 managed to do the impossible with the odd addition of large aftermarket wheels and a bumping stereo system.

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  • Drive On! Is The Greatest Book About Cars Ever Written

    LJK Setright’s last book is 400 pages of dense, hyper-erudite British prose about cars and humans and the ways we’ve come entangled. It’s the life’s work of the smartest motoring journalist who ever lived and if you care about cars, you should read it. Bonus: Tons of Hitler jokes!

    By Peter Orosz Read More
  • The Ten Most Obnoxious Status-Symbol Cars

    Some people appreciate cars for what they are and how they drive; some people just want a rolling advertisement for their net worth that will catch people looking. Here are Jalopnik readers' top ten picks for the showiest status-symbol rides.

    By Patrick Frawley Read More
  • How Ronald Reagan Became A Secret Subaru Test Driver

    In Ronald Reagan's day, it wasn't smart for an American politician to be seen in a Japanese vehicle, but the soon-to-be-President quietly kept a quirky Subaru BRAT at his ranch in California under an agreement that the automaker would get progress reports from Reagan on the little truck's performance. Read about how this strange arrangement came to be in this report from Benjamin Preston exclusively for Jalopnik —Ed.

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  • What Is The Most Blatant Status-Symbol Car?

    Today is the anniversary of the founding of the Bentley Motor Company, which has made its name providing transportation for the rich and showy from the Bentley Boys to Diddy. What's the ultimate rich-guy showoff car?

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  • The Ten Most Quintessentially Italian Cars

    Italy is the spiritual home of enthusiastic driving. No other nation has such a deep-seated tradition of producing fast, beautiful, soul-satisfying automobiles. Here are Jalopnik reader's choices of the ten cars that best embody that national heritage of speed and art.

    By Patrick Frawley Read More
  • All 123 Cars Being Liquidated From Saab's Museum

    There's an estate sale going on in Trollhättan, Sweden. Saab is dead and now they're selling off the 123 vehicles in the Saab Museum. Here's the full list of cars, and the 20 coolest ones you should keep your eye on.

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  • 1969 Ford Galaxie Wagon Is A Factory Built Sleeper

    The fact this 1969 Ford Galaxie wagon is a two owner original that is still wearing the original coat of "New Lime" paint it left the factory with is enough to make it a somewhat rare survivor. Although this Galaxies original condition makes the car interesting, what lies beneath the hood makes it even cooler for the sect of car lovers willing to spend time drooling over a long roof land barge from the late 60s—a big block 429ci V8.

    By Tom Joslin Read More
  • The Ten Worst Customized Celebrity Cars

    Customized cars for the rich and famous are nothing new, but recent years have seen a stomach-churning rush of poor taste, superficial flash, and regrettable paint selections. These are Jalopnik's reader choices for the ten worst modified celebrity cars.

    By Patrick Frawley Read More
  • The Sad Death Of The Knob, Switch And Button

    I want to start by coming out and saying I'm not one of those car luddites who think everything should hover in some magical past; while I'm very fond of old-school cars, there's an amazing amount of amazing new tech in cars, and LCD dashboards in so many new cars here at the Detroit Auto Show are a genuinely great advance. Except for one big issue: Knobs, switches and buttons? They're now officially doomed.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • What's The Official Car Of IT Professionals?

    CES is happening in Las Vegas at the same time as the Detroit Auto Show, so let's pause a moment to consider the computer specialists and system administrators in our lives. What is the most appropriate car for your office's information-technology staffers?

    By Patrick Frawley Read More
  • Killing America's Dreams, One Lousy Concept Car At A Time

    Concept cars aren't just wank jobs of empty, aspirational futurism. They're goal posts. They're psychedelic mind-expanding drugs made from carbon-fiber origami and starlight. They stand as public examples of not just where a car company could go, but where—barring a collective public gasp at an engineer's daydream gone overly onanistic—one of the fundaments of American culture will go as soon as technology and manufacturing capability allow.

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  • The Secrets Gay Men Don't Want Straight Car Guys To Know

    As gay men and lesbians get closer and closer to the mainstream they've often traded in their image as the queer radicals who started the Stonewall Riots for the milquetoast assimilationists who want to get married and have kids and put HRC bumper stickers on their cars. That doesn't mean we're still not queer radicals. It just means we're hiding it from you.

    By Brian Moylan Read More
  • You Are Not Alone. America Hates Electric Cars [Updated]

    Electric cars are terrible. They just are. They're a solution for a problem we don't have. Or rather, they're a solution for a problem we aren't about to change: our sprawling, big-ass cities filled with things we can't afford to buy yet must haul around. (Like kids.)

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  • Why Is It Called A 'Station Wagon'?

    The body style we in the US call a "station wagon" seems to have more variants on what to call it than almost any other body style, with manufacturers often using their own idiosyncratic names, much more so than they do for, say, a coupé or a sedan/saloon. But why?

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Car Types (1)

  • What's The Best Expedition Vehicle?

    On this day in 1888, the National Geographic Society was founded. For the past 124 years the Society has traveled and mapped the entire planet. Given the urge to explore is far from satisfied, what's the ideal vehicle for an expedition into the unknown?

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Chevrolet (1)

  • 2014 Chevrolet Corvette: First Photos

    Two months ago we brought your exclusive first renderings of the 2014 Chevy Corvette. Those images, in ZR1 trim, were based off our first-hand look at the new sports car. As you'd expect, they ignited a firestorm across the automotive world, with many believing what we showed you were fake. Hell, even GM — an automaker who claims they never comment on future product — issued a weak-ass denial of the authenticity of the images.

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Crashes and Safety (6)

  • Did A Dolce & Gabbana Exec Crash This $1.3 Million Zonda F?

    An axiom of supercars appears to be that the more wonderful and rare it is, the more likely it'll be crashed. The wonderful Pagani Zonda F is certainly rare — just 25 built — and now one's been crashed in Hong Kong. For the second time. And our tipster thinks it might belong to an exec at fashion house Dolce & Gabbana. UPDATE!

    By Matt Hardigree Read More
  • You Won't Believe A 10-Week Old Survived This Car Crash

    Police and firefighters were frustrated in their attempts to rescue a mom and her two daughters when their 3-series careened off the side of a bridge along the California coast. After hanging there for an hour, who happens along? A couple of SeaBees (Navy Engineers) with just the right forklift for the job.

    By Wes Siler Read More
  • Watch A Cobra Race Car Tumble At 130 MPH

    Massive component failures in race cars are thankfully rare, because when they happen at speed the result can be brutal. Just ask Pete Tryce. Or, better yet, watch him flip his kit-car Cobra at 130 mph early this month at Willow Springs.

    By Patrick Frawley Read More
  • How Did This Lada End Up In A Drainage Ditch?

    We're not sure how this Lada 1200/VAZ-2101 ended up at the bottom of this hill in a drainage ditch but after staring at the pictures for a little while it's hard not to come up with a few theories of our own.

    By Tom Joslin Read More
  • Watch An Icy 30-Car Pileup As It Happens

    A mixture of snow and black-ice caused major accidents across the Mid-Atlantic yesterday, including a 30-car pileup in West Virginia. This dramatic video from a GoPro-enabled Mitsubushi Evo driver shows exactly how this accident (and accidents like it) happen. Warning! Completely-understandable NSFW language inside.

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News (205)

  • COTD: Assembly Is The Reverse Of Disassembly Edition

    I like reading repair manuals, even if it's for something I don't own. I have a copy of "How To Keep Your Volkswagen Alive" even though I've never owned a Beetle. During my temp stints at publishing houses I've loaded up on books about turbocharging, metalworking, all kinds of stuff I'll never do in this apartment — but maybe someday....

    By Patrick Frawley Read More
  • Forza 4 'ALMS Pack' DLC: Gentleman, Start Your Fantasies

    Following up Jalopnik's own car pack, Forza Motorsport 4 is announcing their February DLC pack centered on sports racing cars. You can download it on Xbox LIVE starting on Tuesday, February 7 and we have the details on the ten cars getting released.

    By Raphael Orlove Read More
  • Hennessey Wants To Boost McLaren MP4-12C To 800 HP

    Has John Hennessey ever found a fast car he didn't think he could make faster? His next target is the McLaren MP4-12C, which he's planning to turn the power dial up to a stonkin' 800 hp. Better reach for the fireproof suits, boys, because the flames are comin' this way!

    By Matt Hardigree Read More
  • How To Build The Perfect Lunar Rover

    Editor's Note: This is the first of a new Jalopnik series called "Objects In Motion" where we pose car-related questions to our on-call physicist, Dr. Stephen Granade. This week we're asking him how to convert a car to work on the moon. —Ed.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • The Ten Most Disappointing Car Commercials Of All Time

    Automotive advertising is a black art and sometimes an ad perfectly captures what a car is supposed to be. These are not those ads. These are the letdowns and head-scratchers Jalopnik readers identified as the ten most disappointing car ads of all time.

    By Patrick Frawley Read More
  • BMW Performance 200 At Daytona: Über Gallery

    Before the green flag waved over the big enduro race, cars from the Continental Tire series hit the track for the BMW Performance 200. Our friends at MotorSportMedia were there to bring you photos from the race.

    By Matt Hardigree Read More
  • Is This The New Lamborghini SUV?

    These pictures, published in the appropriately-titled Italian magazine Quattroruote, claim to reveal the new Lamborghini SUV concept. Aventador styling on a tall Audi platform? Maybe. One thing's for certain, this ain't no rough-and-ready LM002.

    By Wes Siler Read More
  • This Is The Most Badge-Engineered Car Of All Time

    Badge engineering has been part of the auto industry ever since someone figured out the magical mix of calculus and alchemy that somehow makes money by selling the same car under different names. I've never been entirely sure how this actually works, but it must — because automakers continue to do it.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • Watch Honda's Full 'Ferris Bueller' Super Bowl Ad

    Last week the world wondered what Matthew Broderick was up to in a short ten-second teaser clip on YouTube where he appeared to be playing Ferris Bueller, the character from his famous flick "Ferris Bueller's Day Off."

    By Matt Hardigree Read More
  • 1970 Plymouth Superbird Formerly Owned By The EPA Going To Auction

    The Environmental Protection Agency are certainly an unlikely owners for one of the ultimate muscle cars ever made, but that is exactly who purchased this 1970 Plymouth Superbird in 1972. The EPA decided they needed a car for emissions testing and purchased this car—then an Alpine White example with a 440 and automatic transmission.

    By Tom Joslin Read More
  • Fran Drescher Says She Was Abducted By Aliens While Driving

    Just in case your special app that immediately reports breaking Fran Drescher news to you failed, I'm going to go ahead and let you know that, apparently, when Fran Drescher was younger, she was driving in a car with her father and was abducted by aliens who implanted a chip of some sort in her hand. Oh, and the exact same thing happened to her ex-husband.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • The 2012 Rolex 24 Hours At Daytona: Day One

    This weekend marks the 50th Anniversary of the Rolex 24 Hours at Daytona and Jalopnik is again teaming up with MotorSportMedia to bring you the best video and photography from the week of events. First up we've got photos from Thursday's practice. — Ed.

    By Matt Hardigree Read More
  • COTD: Will It Blend? Edition

    Some things are best at their cleanest and most straightforward. Purity and simplicity are universally valued traits. But the world is a complex place, and combinations and permutations are normal. So are cases with near-random things that somehow get weirdly whirled together.

    By Patrick Frawley Read More
  • How Apple Bought Saab's Futuristic Mapping Software

    Six months before Saab the car company went under the last time, Apple, in complete secrecy, bought a futuristic mapping spinoff from Saab the defense contractor. The secret is now out and maps on mobile devices will never be the same.

    By Peter Orosz Read More
  • How To Beat The Soul Patrol

    Recently, this Reddit thread had the picture you see above of a very official-looking Crown Vic bearing the "Soul Patrol" livery, and operating under the jurisdiction of the "King Christian Center."

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • BMW Is Saving The 'M' Brand: Point/Counterpoint

    BMW's M division is one of the oldest and most revered of the European in-house tuners, but the launch of the BMW M Diesels and M SUV/CUVs left many thinking either BMW had lost its way — or maybe it hadn't.

    By Matt Hardigree Read More
  • COTD: Wisdom Of Innocents Edition

    The adult world gets to be a tiresome place sometimes. Yes, there's definitely the upsides (a driver's license is but one) but for the most part the responsibilities and cynicism and existential grinding can make life feel like a burden.

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  • This Sound Is The Future Of Racing

    This is the Toyota Le Mans prototype pulling out of the pits in hybrid mode before then exploding with a mighty V8 roar. It might sound like something out of Star Wars but it's the future of racing.

    By Raphael Orlove Read More
  • This Is The Dumbest Way To Set A Lamborghini On Fire

    What you're looking at is the extinguished engine bay of a Lamborghini Gallardo that caught fire outside the Portland Auto Show yesterday. Supercars sometimes burst into flames unexpectedly, but this was no random accident. This was the work of complete idiots.

    By Matt Hardigree Read More
  • Has BMW Saved 'M' Cars?

    This week's launch of multiple M-branded diesel-powered cars now gives the BMW M brand an even larger footprint within the company. It also gives more ammo to those M fans who think the company is diluting the mighty M. Who is right? Who is wrong?

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  • The Ten Worst Parking Jobs Ever Caught On Video

    Driving fast can be a difficult task that requires tremendous skill. Sometimes it seems that driving very very slowly and stopping can be just as stressful and dangerous. Here are Jalopnik readers' picks for the ten worst parking jobs ever caught on video.

    By Patrick Frawley Read More
  • COTD: Gentrification Edition

    I moved to New York City back in 2002 hoping to find my place in the cultural core of America. Turns out I was a few decades late. Dylan and Warhol and Jeff Buckley all left town a while ago, and what's left is...not the same.

    By Patrick Frawley Read More
  • Cat Hijacks Canadian Plane

    Oh… Canada. The Japanese will fly around with an albatross lodged in airplane's nose, but you let a cute little kitten take over the cockpit of one of your airliners and ground the plane for four hours.

    By Matt Hardigree Read More
  • The 2012 Rolex 24 Hours At Daytona Spotters Guide

    The 50th running of the Rolex 24 Hours kicks off this weekend at Daytona, and the field is going to be so packed with sports prototypes, Porsches, Audis and Ferraris that you'll want this spotters guide to keep track of everything.

    By Raphael Orlove Read More
  • How Do You Police Cars That Drive Themselves?

    Google is already testing its autonomous cars on the roads of California, and plenty of other manufacturers are starting to muscle in on the act, too. But when they hit the roads, how do you go about policing a city full of self-driven cars?

    By Jamie Condliffe Read More
  • COTD: Old Teammates Edition

    Collaboration is a wonderful thing. Consider baseball defense: Alan Trammell and Lou Whitaker were both individually great ball players, but together they were the best double-play combo of all time. Each was terrific, but the two together defined the idea of teamwork.

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  • At Least They Saved The Saab Museum

    Last week we told you that all the valuable vehicles in Saab's museum were for sale, but now Autocar reports that the collection of over 120 quirky historic cars has been bought up as a whole and will be preserved.

    By Raphael Orlove Read More
  • Nascar's New Ford Fusion Is One Sweet-Ass Stock Car

    Trying to get excited about brand specific models of modern NASCAR stock cars is a lot like trying to get an erection from a female Lego minifig. Both acts require you to pretend that what you're lusting over isn't just an identically-produced plastic shell with fake headlights painted on. The 2013 Ford Fusion-based Sprint Cup car may finally change all of that.

    By Matt Hardigree Read More
  • Watch This Heart-Stopping Rescue Of A Snowmobiler Buried By Avalanche

    Here's the scene. A few snowmobilers out enjoying a weekend trip on the side of a mountain. One rider falls. Another rider drives above him and triggers an avalanche, quickly consuming the man. And then the rescue begins. Movie? No, real life — and it's one of the most heart-stopping videos I've ever seen.

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  • The Ten Best Ski-Trip Vehicles

    A ski trip isn't just about driving through snow; it's about getting into the mountains and skiing and drinking and eating good food and maybe hooking up and enjoying life, man. These are Jalopnik readers' picks for the ideal ski vacation ride.

    By Patrick Frawley Read More
  • COTD: Required Reading Edition

    When was the last time you sat down and willfully read a work of classic literature? Not however long ago in some classroom someplace, but on your own and just because a book was interesting and worth a bit of time and concentration?

    By Patrick Frawley Read More
  • Anti-Iran Group Goes Nuclear Over J. Lo Fiat Ads

    Fiat's disastrous Jennifer Lopez ad campaign just got worse. A political group's claiming that, in addition to pretending to go home in a car that kept breaking down, J. Lo indirectly supports Iran's nuclear ambitions and human rights abuses. Just watch the video.

    By Matt Hardigree Read More
  • The Bullshit Of Badges

    I think there's been some sort of unspoken, secret agreement between car designers and automotive engineers where designers get all the celebrity and coffee table books about them, as long as they leave space on the cars to stick badges explaining all the technical stuff the engineers worked so hard for. Maybe there's a backrub exchange as well. That's really the only way to explain the sorts of arcane and frankly, ridiculous badges found on many cars.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • What Is The Best Ski-Trip Car?

    Winter has forcefully arrived in most of the northern US. This is not the time to hide inside. Get out, face the cold, and feel the excitement of sliding down a mountain with two narrow boards attached to your feet. What's the ideal ski-trip car?

    By Patrick Frawley Read More
  • The Ten Most Ridiculous Automotive Features

    Almost every car sold has four wheels, some seats, an engine, and doors. How to differentiate a vehicle without changing the formula? Special features. Here are Jalopnik readers' picks for the ten weirdest features available from the factory.

    By Patrick Frawley Read More
  • Two Supercarriers Side By Side Look Awesome, Are Bad News

    These are the USS Abraham Lincoln and the USS John C. Stennis, two of the ten nuclear-powered Nimitz-class aircraft supercarriers in service with the United States Navy. The Lincoln just arrived to the Strait of Hormuz as tension keeps mounting up in the area.

    By Jesus Diaz Read More
  • GM Dealers Say No To More Chevy Volts

    With NHTSA's closure of the investigation into the Chevy Volt, General Motors is now trying to rebuild the plug-in hybrid's image. But a new stumbling block has appeared on the road to higher sales — dealers turning down Volts from GM.

    By Ray Wert Read More
  • 1981 Mercedes 300TD Has A V8 Secret Under The Hood

    What do you do when the trusty 5 cylinder diesel in your 1981 Mercedes 300TD finally requires a replacement? While most people would probably find another Mercedes diesel and enjoy several hundred thousand more miles of relatively trouble free driving, the builder of this unique Benz had an entirely different idea.

    By Tom Joslin Read More
  • Neil Young's Company Being Sued For Damages From Electric Lincoln Fire

    The company Neil Young founded to create his hybrid electric 1959 Lincoln Continental is being sued for property damage that occurred when the car set itself on fire in 2010. Unigard Insurance Co. is suing Lincvolt LLC. because they believe the company's conversion of the vintage Lincoln into a Hybrid was a negligent act.

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  • What Is The Coolest Vehicle Crossing The Auction Block At Barrett-Jackson Scottsdale?

    The third week in January means wealthy car collectors from around the world flock to Arizona for a week of car auctions, the most notable of which is Barrett-Jackson's massive 6 day auction in Scottsdale. Chances are if you're reading this the closest you are getting to the 1000+ car event is watching it on television (or on the free live-stream here) but that doesn't mean we can't drool over the amazing lineup of cars from the comfort of home.

    By Tom Joslin Read More
  • Chevy's Anti-GT500, Pro-Camaro ZL1 Smack-Talking Powerpoint

    The Camaro ZL1 is built to be run hard, no doubt about it. "Track-ready" is the word of the day from the engineering team. (And we're out at Bondurant to prove it., more on that later) But it takes an extra-large bucket of stones to use a competitor's owner's manual against it.

    By Joel Johnson Read More
  • COTD: Unrequited Edition

    We lost a good one today. R&B legend Etta James died in Los Angeles from leukemia. She had a long and immensely influential musical career, but will be best remembered for one song that fuses carnal and emotional fulfillment into something almost divine.

    By Patrick Frawley Read More
  • This Is What A Skier Looks Like In A Wind Tunnel

    It is extremely important for Simone Origone, the world record holder for speed skiing at 155.9 mph, to absolutely minimize drag. When he needs to test how cleanly he cuts through the air, he goes to the wind tunnel at automotive design house Pininfarina.

    By Raphael Orlove Read More
  • This Chart Shows How The Nissan GT-R's Price Has Skyrocketed 35% In Five Years

    Remember when the Nissan GT-R was considered a budget super car? Yeah, not anymore. The 2013 Nissan GT-R's price has ballooned to $96,820 for the base GT-R Premium model and $106,320 for the Black Edition. That's a 35% inflation in price since this model of the car first went on sale for $69,850 back in July 2008. Godzilla's now got a price to match its girth.

    By Matt Hardigree Read More
  • This Couple Tried To Blow Up A Car With Tampons

    A pair of Pennsylvanians got a little trashed one night earlier this month and attempted to beat the crap out of a Ford Fusion. When they realized their fists and feet could only do so much damage they then tried to blow up the car. With tampons. Sadly, it didn't work.

    By Matt Hardigree Read More
  • How A Track Star Helped An F1 Team Make Pitstops Faster

    In 2011, Williams finished ninth in the Formula One Constructors’ Championship, their worst result since 1978. Two months before the new season kicks off, the team have unveiled a rather unorthodox aspect of their efforts to return to their glory days in the ’90s: they’ve hired ’90s track god Michael Johnson to train their pit crews. Yes, that Michael Johnson.

    By Peter Orosz Read More
  • What's The Weirdest Standard Car Feature?

    Carmakers face an eternally changing and demanding market. In the process they occasionally take side trips to the Land of the Odd for ideas about product specifications. What car had — or has — the weirdest feature included as standard equipment?

    By Patrick Frawley Read More
  • Ten Cars That Need Their Own Anime Series

    Japanimation and manga revolutionized the art of comics and integrated much of car culture into its youth-oriented, often tech-heavy dramatic fantasies. Most famously, "Initial D" profiled a drift-happy tofu delivery guy and his black-on-white Toyota. These are Jalopnik readers' picks for ten other vehicles that deserve to star in their own manga/anime series.

    By Patrick Frawley Read More
  • Streetbike Is A Racer That Follows The Law Of Averages

    Considering how many gaming apps are published each week in a mobile gaming gold rush that shows no signs of slowing, finding one that is simply average feels almost like a win. Streetbike: Full Blast, the latest excreted onto the iTunes app store, will suffice at a buck.

    By Owen Good Read More
  • Yes, The Check Engine Light Still Needs To Die

    Aside from the one commenter who called me a "whiny retard" who hates human joy and another describing a scenario that basically had me killing my mother, my call to ban the check engine light inspired thoughtful and insightful comments. But there were several commonly-occurring threads throughout your comments that I feel are worthy of addressing.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • New York City Bans Alt-Side Parking Sticker Of Shame

    New York City enforces its street cleaning day rules with the power of shame, plastering impossible-to-remove violation stickers onto every mis-parked car. The stickers' reign of terror is now a thing of the past as The New York Times reports the city council banned them yesterday.

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  • Did Volkswagen's New Star Wars Super Bowl Ad Ripoff This Adorable Dog?

    A pair of animators in Portland made their Italian Greyhound "Bones Mello" famous when they dressed him up as an AT-AT last October. So when we saw the Volkswagen Star Wars barking dog Super Bowl commercial preview last night we assumed the pup dressed up as an AT-AT was him. The animators, however, say it's not. Now we're left to wonder if VW ripped off their idea.

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  • COTD: Hewlett-Packard 11C Edition

    If you spent time around an engineer in the Eighties, you probably saw that person using a Hewlett-Packard scientific calculator. One of these sits next to a pad of graph paper and a few mechanical pencils in my eternal memory of Dad's briefcase.

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  • Peugeot Pulls Out Of 24 Hours Of Le Mans

    The ongoing battle between Audi and Peugeot at Le Mans and in other international endurance events has defined the sport, but the company says they're ending the program effective now. This means no 2012 Le Mans showdown.

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  • COTD: Children's Storytime Edition

    It's been said before, but it's still true: Books for little kids can be some seriously messed-up violent nasty pieces of writing. Alice is on drugs. Grandmother is now a wolf. Death lies around every corner. Think twice about gingerbread.

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  • Is This Guy Selling 15 Undriven Ford GTs?

    It's one thing to keep a single example of a desirable car in as-delivered condition in hopes of cashing in after production winds down. It's another to have fifteen pristine brand-new copies of the fastest cars Ford ever sold become available all at once.

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  • All The Best 2012 Dakar Rally Photos In One Place

    Would you believe that a MINI won the Dakar rally this year? Perhaps a car brand that's as far from its roots in purposeful simplicity is a fitting metaphor for a rally named after a place in Africa that, for the first time this year, entered Peru.

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  • Two Inches Of Snow Turns Seattle Drivers Into Morons

    What makes owners of cars with zero winter prep want to commute in the snow, on a hill, is beyond me. Seattle drivers apparently can't be bothered to... umm... is that someone putting chains on the REAR TIRES of a FWD Toyota Corolla?

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  • Why The 'Check Engine' Light Must Be Banned

    It's pretty easy to dismiss the "check engine" light as just stupid, because, well, it is. I suppose if you thought that the cause of smoke coming from under your hood had something to do with the floor mats, then, sure, the "check engine" light is handy, but beyond that, it's useless. But that's not the real problem. The real problem is that the "check engine" light is a tool for the propagation of consumer ignorance about their cars. Which is why it needs to die. Now.

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  • Daytona 'Roar Before The 24' Testing: Day Three

    Real racing fans know race day is the culmination of extensive prep work. Teams from around the world met in Florida this weekend for the 'Roar Before The 24' event before the Daytona 24-Hour race. Here's a full gallery of hardcore racing porn created exclusively for Jalopnik by MotorSportMedia. — Ed.

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  • This Is A Corvette Towing A Tiny Version Of Itself

    Somewhere outside of Atlanta, there is a Corvette with a trailer hitch towing a mini-Vette. Drivers beware, as its intense cuteness could lead to dangerous distraction, crashes, or the overwhelming desire to get one yourself.

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  • Where Should Tim Tebow Road-Trip In The Offseason?

    Tim Tebow has been the biggest story in professional sports this year, but his season is now over. It's time to hit the road and think about things. Where should Tebow go in the offseason? And what should he drive there?

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  • Ten Features An 'Apple Car' Would Have

    Apple made its reputation on industry-changing computer products and has expressed little interest in producing cars, but people love to speculate. Here are Jalopnik reader's picks for ten things to look for in an 'Apple Car' if Apple is ever crazy enough to jump into the market.

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  • Watch This If You Are Not Scared Of Flying

    People scared to fly didn't like the video of the crazy crosswind landings at Düsseldorf. This one doesn't show any extreme situation, just beautiful landings and take-offs in Brazil, from an Airbus A320 cockpit. Still, it may cause some vertigo.

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  • Three Plymouth Convertibles Are An Ultra Rare Auction Find

    Chances are pretty good that if you pick a random weekend, somewhere in America there is a collector car auction. These events range anywhere from a piece by piece outdoor sale of an old Midwestern junkyard to the bright lights and ultra high dollar insanity of a Barrett-Jackson event.

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  • Motorcycle Racer Chops Off Finger To Avoid Missing Superbike Season

    Rather than risk missing out on the 2012 Superbike season, Suzuki rider John Hopkins decided to have one of his fingers amputated. While this may seem like a sad story, Hopkins is surprisingly upbeat about the whole affair—in our minds further proof Motorcycle racers are all more than a little bit crazy.

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  • This What Happens When A 1964 Corvette Sets Itself On Fire

    While we don't know exactly why this 1964 Chevrolet Corvette decided to set itself on fire, these pictures tell a pretty clear story of what happened after it did. Currently for sale on Ebay, this charred 'Vette is being offered as a parts car or a pretty serious project.

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  • Daytona 'Roar Before The 24' Testing: Day Two

    Real racing fans know race day is the culmination of extensive prep work. Teams from around the world met in Florida this weekend for the 'Roar Before The 24' event before the Daytona 24-Hour race. Here's a full gallery of hardcore racing porn created exclusively for Jalopnik by MotorSportMedia. — Ed.

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  • COTD: Flu Season Edition

    It's been a warm January so far, but it's looking like that's changing in a serious hurry. Winds are picking up, temperatures are dropping, snow is imminent if it's not already pouring down. (Drive safe, Great Lakes folks.)

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  • Scion Won't Tell First 86 Buyers How Much The FR-S Costs

    Scion hoped to capitalize on the buzz over its new Scion FR-S sports car by offering the first cars to 86 randomly selected individuals who applied at a Scion website. Great idea… except the winners still know nothing about the car they're buying.

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  • Ribbons Tease The Pininfarina Cambiano

    Pininfarina describes the Cambiano as a "luxury environment-friendly sport sedan" which likely means that it's a) going to be either a plug-in hybrid or full-electric b) it's going to have four doors and c) it's going to be super sexy. The Italian design house knows how to make a nice concept car.

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  • Meet The Speed Sisters, Palestinian Race Car Drivers Intent On Winning

    Pictured above is Noor Daoud. She was born in Texas, likes fast cars, but also was on an Olympic swim team and on the Palestinian national soccer team. Right now, though, she's focused on racing Formula 3. According to reports, Daoud is the first Palestinian, male or female, to participate in and win an Israeli race. And she's not alone:

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  • Buick Encore Will Terrify Old Folks With Smallness

    One of the quieter introductions at the Detroit Auto Show was Buick's new mini-crossover, the Encore. It's not an enthusiast vehicle, but it is an interesting take on Buick's ongoing effort to break its reputation as a brand for "the olds."

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  • French Rally Champ Blasts Through Paris In Rendezvous Tribute

    One of the greatest automotive films is Claude Lelouch's C'etait un Rendezvous, a nine-minute high-speed run through the streets of Paris ending with the hero getting the girl. French rally driver Jean Ragnotti paid tribute with his own drive through Paris, only with a slightly different ending.

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  • Audi Has The Prettiest Booth At CES

    I'm sure whatever booth Robbie checked out at CES is great, but the best booth at CES didn't come from an ultrabook or smart TV manufactuer. Nope, it came from Audi. I am steadfast in my belief that it is BETTER. Like OMGDONTEVENTRYTOARGUEWITHME better. What makes it so great, exactly? Um, have you looked at the photos yet?

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  • The BMW 3 Series: A Kidney-Shaped History

    The introduction of the first BMW 3 Series in July 1975 marked the beginning of one of the most remarkable success stories in BMW — and general automotive — history. It was the launch of a new, sporty car with compact dimensions. Now, three and a half decades later, the face of the 3 Series — and its iconic snatched-from-the-five-series kidney grille — has evolved into the new F30-platform 2012 BMW 3 Series. Let's take a look back.

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  • Ten Tips For Safer Winter Driving

    Winter weather is causing traffic mayhem in many areas today, proving that not everyone's prepared for winter driving. Here are what Jalopnik readers suggest are the ten best ways to prepare for driving in the ice and show.

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  • Daytona 'Roar Before The 24' Testing: Day One

    Real racing fans know race day is the culmination of extensive prep work. Teams from around the world met in Florida this weekend for the 'Roar Before The 24' event before the Daytona 24-Hour race. Here's a full gallery of hardcore racing porn created exclusively for Jalopnik by MotorSportMedia. — Ed.

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  • COTD: Deadlines Edition

    I'm typing this at 4:55, trying to get this done before five. It's a push. Producing a high-quality product (or a website for a bunch of gearheads) seems to suck up every available scrap of time before — and sometimes well past — any set deadline. (AOTD today? Yeah.)

    By Patrick Frawley Read More
  • Why Pakistan Is The Greatest Tourist Country In The World

    Contrary to its depiction as a backward desert full of terrorists, Pakistan is home to beautiful scenery and a few free-spirited travelers who explore the country in 4x4 vehicles. Baber Khan, editor of the car website PakWheels.com, shares his story and amazing photos. — Ed.

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  • Are The French Discriminating Against NASCAR Driver Robby Gordon?

    American Ex-NASCAR driver Robby Gordon was killing it in the opening days of the grueling Dakar 2012 race in South America until a run-in with French favorite Stephane Peterhansel. Then the French-based governing body disqualified Gordon while letting Peterhansel get a pass despite nearly running over a motorcyclist.

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  • 2013 Corvette 427 Is The Fastest Drop-Top 'Vette Ever

    It's gotta better power-to-weight ratio than a Porsche 911 Turbo S. It charges to 60 mph in just 3.8 seconds from a dead stop. It's gotta big ol' LS7 V8 under-hood. It's the 2013 Chevy Corvette 427 Convertible, the fastest convertible 'Vette ever sold with the bow-tie badge.

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  • COTD: Think Positive Edition

    We want to be happy. We want life to go well. Even with reality's complexity and frustration and even real pain, we are programmed to think that things will get better. We want to see the bright side of our time on this Earth.

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  • Does This Insane Burnout Merit A Lifetime Ban?

    It's easy to assume that this epic burnout to end all epic burnouts was what got an infamous burnout king banned from one of Australia's biggest car shows, but the reality is hidden somewhere behind the field of tiresmoke.

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  • The Ten Best Cars For IT Professionals

    A funny thing happened on the way to a lighthearted jab at a pop-culture stereotype: The IT professionals of America came out of this great nation's server rooms to let me know what they like to drive. This is a good thing.

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  • What Recession? Rolls-Royce Sold More Cars Last Year Than Ever Before

    Rolls-Royce — the luxury car brand that makes all other luxury carmakers feel young, vibrant and West Egg-ish — saw a seemingly astounding 31% increase in sales in 2011. Rolls sold 3,538 Spirit of Ecstasy-ornamented barges of bountiful bank accounts — making it the best year of sales in the brand's 107-year-old history. Wait, does this mean those poors whining about the 1% are right?

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  • Falcon F7: If Ferrari Made Love To The Detroit Auto Show

    Ferrari may not be unveiling anything at the Detroit Auto Show again this year, but there is this Falcon F7, a sorta "Best Of Ferrari Design" — 288 GTO, 355, F50, F40 — that houses various LS motors in a race-proven aluminum monocoque chassis. Is this Michigan's exotic supercar?

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  • Can You Fit In A Subaru BRZ?

    Are you a six-foot-plus human being? Do journalists comparing the Subaru BRZ and Scion FR-S to a Mazda Miata send you into a claustrophobic panic? We sent Editor-at-Large/Large-Editor replica Joel Johnson to find out.

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  • Toyota Makes NS4 Concept Out Of Pure Marketing Crap

    The Toyota NS4 concept isn't too bad looking, if a bit tame for a concept. It has some striking lighting approaches, a very appealing interior and glassed roof treatment, and pleasing proportions. I wish I could unread what I read in Toyota's marketing materials so I could try and appreciate the vehicle, but, sadly, that's just not possible.

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • 2013 Honda Accord 'Concept' Same As It Ever Was

    Honda barely pretended their 2013 Honda Accord Concept is anything but a minimally adorned version of the production car that'll debut and go on sale later this year. Like Ashley and Mary Kate Olsen, there are subtle differences, but so subtle you don't actually care.

    By Matt Hardigree Read More
  • Exclusive: This Is The New 'They Might Be Giants' Music Video

    I've loved They Might Be Giants for over a decade. And I'm not some bandwagon Tiny Toons fan — no, "Particle Man" and "Istanbul" were seared into my brain well before that. So now I'm pleased to bring you this — the new music video set to their latest awesome track "When Will You Die?" — exclusively here on Jalopnik. It's not only car-related — it's epic.

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  • The 2013 Bentley Continental GT V8 Will Confuse The Moneyed Few

    The 2012 Bentley Continental GT V8 offers a moral hazard for foolish plutocrats—and not just by dint existing in the first place. Nope, it's the new twin-turbo V8 engine (which lives a less glamorous life in an Audi S8) that's a puzzle box for the moneyed ego: Do you buy the W-12 version, with slightly higher horsepower but lesser gas mileage and greater weight; or do you do the smart thing and get the wildly more fuel-efficient V8 engine despite its smaller displacement and mathematically indis

    By Joel Johnson Read More
  • The MKZ Concept Will Not Save Lincoln

    I was certain when I sat down at the Lincoln press conference this morning I'd focus on the fact that the car looks like John Wilkes Booth. And then I saw the mimosa station and realized I was wrong. The story here is Lincoln is so desperate to pretend they're a luxury manufacturer they've got a mimosa station. And a live rock-classical fusion band.

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  • Acura ILX: Detroit Auto Show Live Photos, Info

    Acura knocked the room for a loop with a haymaker called NSX. Here's the other end of the Acura excitement spectrum. It's the ILX, a car with which Acura hopes to attract younger buyers; older, downsizing urban dwellers, and those for whom a doctor has prescribed the avoidance of excitement of any kind.

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  • COTD: Perpetual Calendar Edition

    Marketers the world over would have you believe otherwise, but life is about aging. We grow, we gain experience, we watch the world change and maybe change it ourselves. Time passes, and that realization sometimes liberates as it aches.

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  • 2012 BMW 3 Series Sedan: Detroit Auto Show Photos, Info

    If you're a die-hard inline-6 aficionado, and are looking for something to finally replace that aging AMC Hornet, you're in luck, as the new 2012 BMW 3 Series looks to be an engaging new way to drive around behind a sextet of lined-up cylinders.

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  • The Ten Scariest Bridges In The World

    Engineers and designers spend their working lives ensuring that bridges are safe. Your brain doesn't always appreciate this, however, and sometimes for very good reasons. These are the ten scariest bridges in the world as chosen by Jalopnik readers.

    By Patrick Frawley Read More
  • 2013 Ford Fusion: Detroit Auto Show Live Photos, Info

    Ford kicked off its 2013 Ford Fusion press conference in Detroit by referring to the midsized-sedan market as a "battleground." Sleepiest battleground ever, you say? Perhaps not if Ford brings out an ST version (hinted in a quick image flashed on the Huge Press Conference Screen).

    By Mike Spinelli Read More
  • 2013 Dodge Dart: 2012 Detroit Auto Show Photos, Info

    The world's first introduction to the Dodge Neon was a simple TV commercial that exclaimed "Hi!" Our introduction to the 2013 Dodge Dart at the Detroit Auto Show was an admission that, since the Neon's introduction, the company hasn't done much in the compact space to get excited about.

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  • 2013 Dodge Dart: Better Than Snooki

    The many great Itailan-Americans who helped build this country would be furious to discover that their culture is now represented by the cast of Jersey Shore. Perhaps the 2013 Dodge Dart and its combination of Italian and American influences can undo some of the damage with what's possibly the best mixture of the two cultures since hamburger pizza.

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  • 2013 Ford Fusion Energi: The World's Most Efficient Car*

    Amongst Ford's numerous powertrain choices for the 2013 Ford Fusion is the the 2013 Ford Fusion Energi plug-in hybrid, a vehicle that may actually be the world's most fuel efficient car. WIth an anticipated EPA mileage of more than 100 MPGe it will be more efficient than the Volt and potentially even the Prius plug-in hybrid. It also looks like a real car.

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  • 2013 Ford Fusion: Open Wide And Say Hot

    Taking a page from Ragu, Ford is giving buyers of the 2013 Ford Fusion more choices than they can probably comprehend. Five different powerplants (three gas, hybrid, plugin-hybrid), two transmissions, and FWD/AWD options. They call it the "power of choice" and we agree it makes Ford the most "pro-choice" automaker.

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  • 2013 Cadillac ATS: 2012 Detroit Auto Show Live Photos

    After brief opening remarks from General Motors CEO Dan Akerson, head of design Ed Welburn, and President of GM North America Mark Reuss at the College for Creative Studies, America's biggest automaker dropped the sheets off the Cadillac of compacts — the 2013 ATS ahead of tomorrow's Detroit Auto Show.

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  • 2013 Hyundai Veloster Turbo: 45% More Power, Fun

    The most common complaint about the much-loved Hyundai Veloster is its relative lack of power. No more. Behold the Hyundai Veloster Turbo, which now offers 201 horsepower and 195 lb-ft of torque from their turbocharged 1.6-liter four-cylinder engine. Mini, they're coming for ya.

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  • These Are The Carmakers At The Detroit Auto Show Supporting SOPA

    The Stop Online Piracy Act is a bill currently before the U.S. Congress that would limit free speech online under the guise of protecting copyrights, which "is one of the most insidious threats to democracy in the Internet age." Strangely, one group supporting this legislation is the Alliance of Automobile Manufacturers, heavily represented at the Detroit Auto Show starting tomorrow.

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  • Ultra Rare Isuzu Bellel Project For Sale On Ebay

    If you've never heard of an Isuzu Bellel, don't worry you're in good company. Although these little Isuzus were the first diesel car in Japan and sport one of the coolest set of taillights we've ever laid eyes on, they were never officially imported to the US. Accordingly not many people have ever seen or heard of the handful of Bellels that made it over here back in the 1960s.

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  • 2013 Cadillac ATS: Suck It, Germany

    General Motors has done a stellar job of bringing the Cadillac brand back from the brink of death. The Art & Science design language — now ten years old — still seems fresh, new and young in an absolutely American way. The upgraded interiors finally make you feel like you might actually be sitting in a real luxury vehicle.

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  • 2013 Dodge Dart: This Is It

    This is it — the 2013 Dodge Dart, the new Alfa Romeo-based compact car that'll say arrivederci to the Caliber when it's fully unveiled at the Detroit Auto Show in just two days. But we knew all that. What we didn't know is what it'd look like. Until now.

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  • A Drone's Eye View Of The Nürburgring

    Airborne drones are set to revolutionize car videos in the same way they've revolutionized remote bomb dropping. Here's what the Nurburgring looks like from a drone's perspective.

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  • Man Who Fled Police In 'General Lee' Charger Caught In Shower

    Police clocked a "Dukes of Hazzard" style Dodge Charger at over 110 miles an hour in Houston, leading to a high speed chase at times topping 120 miles an hour. The chase didn't end at the side of the road, but in the suspect's apartment, with him hiding in the shower.

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  • What's The Scariest Highway Bridge In The World?

    We travel over them every day, but although they're built using similar principles, some bridges are just freaking scarier than others. Ridiculously high? Rickety-looking? No guardrails? Suspended with sketchy rope? What's the scariest highway bridge in the world?

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  • The Ten Most Stereotypical Questions Of Forum Fanboys

    The car forum can be a safe haven for sharing helpful advice about automobiles or it can be a place for newbs to dwell and repeat the same inquires ad nauseam. According to Jalopnik readers, here are the ten most common questions you should find at these sanctuaries of enlightened discourse, broken down by type.

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  • COTD: Guy In The Hat Edition

    It was a day of great, reasoned discussion on the Jalop. Just go back through the threads on Joel Johnson's bold electric-car jeremiad or Jason Torchinsky's madcap art-slam challenge.

    By Mike Spinelli Read More
  • Did A Dealer Ignore A Faulty, Dangerous BMW?

    Last month when Steve Rock saw the warning lights on his BMW 335i suddenly light up he quickly called his BMW dealership, who informed him he should bring his car in immediately. Once there they dismissed the warnings and sent him on his way. Two days later the steering in his BMW failed and he crashed off the road.

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  • Why Is Will.I.Am Saying He Built A DeLorean?

    Pretend mogul Will.i.am used The Tonight Show with Jay Leno last night to show off his vision for a new car company, IAMAUTO, based around the vehicle above, which he claims is a custom design based on new Chrysler parts. It almost certainly isn't. In fact, it's a DeLorean. So why lie about it?

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  • Welcome To The Altern-Auto-Ve Universe!

    Okay, Jalops, hear me out; I have an idea here I think we can all have fun with, and I'll need your help. What I'd like to do is, every week I'll draw a hypothetical car, a car from an alternate reality, that you, the Jalopnik commenters, come up with. I know it's probably hard to hear right now over the sound of thousands of minds being blown, so I'll clarify:

    By Jason Torchinsky Read More
  • Will.I.Am Launches Crappy Car Company

    Black Eyed Peas leader Will.I.Am apparently went on The Tonight Show last night and launched a new car company he's calling IAMAUTO. This is apparently the first horrible product of that new venture. UPDATE: Or is this a custom DeLorean?

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  • COTD: Jimmy Hoffa Memorial End Zone Edition

    Mobbed-up Teamsters boss Jimmy Hoffa's final resting place has sparked cocktail-party conversation since 1975, when he "disappeared" from a Michigan restaurant. For most of the past 25 years, we assumed he was buried under the end zone at the old Giants Stadium in New Jersey. Now, maybe not.

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  • Russia's New Presidential Limo Is A Retro-Futuristic Despot's Dream

    When Boris Yeltsin became president of Russia he mothballed the stale Russian-built ZIL limousines and upgraded to an armored Mercedes S-Class and the country's leaders have never looked back. Until now. A Russian-designer's been tapped to design a new version of the ZIL limo and it looks like it's from an alternative dimension where the Soviet Union survived the cold war.

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  • Naming Cars After Katabatic Winds

    This churning seascape off the coast of Antarctica, not a place you’d think of as the hotbed of car culture, shows in fact an undercurrent of automotive nomenclature: the katabatic wind. Blowing from the Aleutian to the Adriatic, katabatic winds have inspired a wealth of car names over the past 50 years, names of cars both great and not so great.

    By Peter Orosz Read More
  • How Jimmy Hoffa Was Buried Under GM's World Headquarters

    In a new book by journalist Adrian Humphreys, Jimmy Hoffa's onetime driver Marvin Elkind claims that the Teamsters boss was buried in Detroit in the foundation of its most iconic building — the Renaissance Center, current world headquarters of General Motors. The book is called "The Weasel: A Double Life in the Mob" — and here, for the first time, exclusively, is that full, chilling excerpt. —Ed.

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  • Ford EcoSport A Fiesta-Based CUV For Slumdog Thousandaires

    Ford's unveiled the next-generation EcoSport mini-crossover at the New Delhi Auto Show. The Fiesta-based soft-roader is intended mostly for emerging-market countries like Brazil and India, where the need for basic transportation is rapidly being overtaken by a desire to show some style.

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  • COTD: Seu Jorge Edition

    Whether you loved or hated Wes Anderson's movie "Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou," there's no doubt you left the theater humming Brazilian singer Seu Jorge's version of David Bowie's "Rebel Rebel." In today's COTD, we get a similar flavor from a longtime Jalopnik local.

    By Mike Spinelli Read More
  • New Stratos Is Dead, Long Live The Alpine

    The company behind the re-imagined New Stratos confirmed in an email today what we first reported back in July: Ferrari won't let them build it. But, they also hinted at a new, more French direction for their next car.

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  • The Dakar Race Looks Pretty Much Like A Post-Apocalyptic Hellscape

    The 2012 Dakar kicked off to a dramatic start Sunday as Argentina's coastal dunes overtaxed several trucks and even a quad, resulting in multiple fires. The rally is now on its third of 14 stages, covering over 3,000 miles off road in Argentina, Chile and this year, for the first time, Peru.

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  • Genius Cops Caught Apparently Planting Evidence By Own Dash Camera

    Here's a video of two Utica, N.Y. police officers searching a car during a traffic stop. At 1:02, one officer pulls a small baggie of something out of his pocket and ducks into the car; at 1:31, he emerges again, holding the same baggie. Oops! (Update: Police have responded, saying that the full video shows the officer had previously found the baggie on the suspect and placed it in his pocket.)

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  • What Makes A Wagon A Wagon?

    The other day I posted about why we call station wagons “station wagons”, and in the comments I noticed a fair amount of discussion in the comments about whether or not certain cars were officially wagons, or just hatchbacks. Sure, it’s a question a child might ask, but it’s not a childish question.

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  • Belgian Auto Journalist Killed In Test Drive Crash

    Belgian automotive journalist Michael Cornette was killed in a test drive of the Ariel Atom — a street-legal track car — yesterday. The 35-year-old writer for the newspaper Krant Van West-Vlaanderen was killed when the sports car lost control and crashed into a silo.

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  • Our Top Ten Automotive New Year's Resolutions

    My goal this year is not to be killed in a fiery crash. Others have more ambitious plans. Here are Jalopnik readers' ten best automotive resolutions. May your new year be filled with tire smoke and motor oil.

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  • Watch An Insane Trucker Drift His Tanker Truck

    This starts out looking like a nightmare: an out-of-control truck on the verge of swinging itself into the roadside weeds. But then it keeps being out of control, and then you realize it's very much in control.

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  • The Story Behind The Epic Lamborghini Unboxing

    A set of photos showing the epic unboxing of a Lamborghini Revento?n have popped up on Imgur and reddit in the past 24 hours. Here's the story behind this amazing set of four-year-old photos of a rare supercar being delivered — and why we're worried about where it is now.

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Nice Price or No Dice (21)

  • For $44,777, Fo-Fo-Fo-Foolin'

    The Gemballa Mirage GT took Porsche's audacious Carrera GT and gave it more of everything. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Gemballa-aping Boxster also has more — more fiberglass, more inches between the wheels — but does it come with a price that should be less?

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  • For $3,500, Børk At The Moon

    Volvos and V8s go together like Ikea furniture and orthogonality. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe trumped up 240 is probably pretty good on the straights, but will its price throw you for a curve?

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  • For $3,000, Built Ford Meth

    For more years than can be counted on both one's finger and toes, Ford's F-150 has been the best-selling new vehicle in the US, making them pretty ubiquitous. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe ‘93 attempts to stand out from the crowd, but does it cost an arm and a leg?

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  • For $10,500, This W123 Has Been Around The Block

    Mercedes' W123 is famous for its bank vault build quality and classic styling. Add to those attributes a 5-speed stick and some AMG bits, as on today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe '82 280TE, and you may have a winning wagon. That is, if its price doesn't require too much bank.

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  • For $5,000, This Cherokee Is A Little More Grand

    Over the course of its existence Jeep Brand ownership has been like a game of hot potato while the trucks themselves have seemed almost like go anywhere time capsules. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe 1998 Grand Cherokee is from the Chrysler era, and sports that make's rabid 5.9 V8. Its price, however, might make you drop it like a... well, you know.

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  • For $4,999, Que Sera, Sera, Sera

    Toyota's JDM EXY10, better known as the Sera, was named after the French word for will be. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Sera will be a rare sight here in the US, and it will be a freakin' challenge to get registered here. But, the biggest question will be, all things considered, does it cost too much?

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  • For $2,400, The SHOchero Rules

    Blah, blah blah, Ranchero, Yada, yada, yada, El Camino. Let us not get into a debate over the merits of car-based pickup trucks, let us only bask in the awesome possum that is today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe SHO Taurus truck, the only debatable element of which may be its price.

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  • For $46,000, This Cobra Is A Pirate

    Grammatically, pirates use ‘Arr' as an indefinite article, as in Arr, ‘tis a fast car, I seek*. Ford's SVT team used ‘R' to denote their most venomous of Cobras, and today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe snake is definitely a desirable article, but is its price too much of a pirate's booty call?

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  • For $4,100, Act Like You Caravan

    Are you tired of cookie-cutter tract housing? Does your van down by the river look like everybody else's? Well, today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Commer Caravan will ensure your home stands out, but only if you find its price outstanding.

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  • For $1,900, Be Lightning McQueen For A Day

    The Pixar film Cars is a story of redemption and personal growth about, well cars. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe 1996 Dodge Avenger has been given new life as a homage to that CGI flick, but is there anything redeemable about its price?

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  • For $10,000, Join The Edelweiss Squad

    High-end off-roaders prove that even the monied enjoy roughing it - as far as the lodge that is, where hopefully a hot toddy is waiting. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Mercedes 280GE comes from a line of just such 4x4s for the filthy rich, but does its current price mean it cleans up nicely?

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  • For $1,800, This Volvo Has A Small Børk Chevy

    As illustrated in The Prince and the Pauper there's a yawning chasm of difference between royalty and commoner. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe 350-powered Bertone Volvo 262C attempts to bridge that gap, but does its price make it a royal pain?

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  • For $3,850, Pay With Plastic

    Citroën's 2CV is so basic and elemental, it's hard to imagine it could be deconstructed any further. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Mehari does just that, being little more than a plastic dog dish on wheels, but will its price bowl you over?

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  • For $1,500 This Is The Marquis De Left-Foot

    The Mercury Grand Marquis may have put the aunt in the Panther platform, but today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe three pedal special may just erase that octogenarian image. But, will its price make it old news?

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  • For $5,500, J-Day-Um

    There is a form of plankton known as Corolla calceola or sea butterfly, that is a truly beautiful gastropod. The turbo 4AGE in today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Toyota Corolla will ensure it's not a snail, but will its price make you want to slug somebody?

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  • For $128,999, Enjoy RS'd Development

    According to la biblia, it took but a simple apple to get Adam and his girlfriend evicted from their garden apartment. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Group B Ford is a far, far more desirable forbidden fruit, but will you find its price is rotten to the core?

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  • For $49,999, Try Not To Flip The Bird

    While the bitchin Camaro still lives, its cousin, the Pontiac Firebird has long been pushing up daisies. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe off-roader f-bird would more likely tear up those daisies, but does it come with a price that's pushing it?

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  • For $16,500, Get Your Wag-On

    The Jeep Grand Wagoneer has such a cult forllowing you might expect ownership to require the ritual sacrifice of a virgin. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe '89 doesn't demand such lengths, but even with its Corvette motor, is its price too great to give up?

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QOTD (3)

  • What Slow Car Is The Most Fun To Drive Fast?

    "It's better to drive a slow car fast than a fast car slow"—chances are if you're reading this you've heard this statement before. Whether you believe this is just a stupid generalization dreamt up by people who drive slow cars or the focus of your automotive obsession revolves around a similar concept, almost all car lovers have had some fun behind the wheel of a car with less than impressive straight line performance.

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  • What's The Most Stereotypical Question A Forum Fanboy Would Ask?

    In a recent post, a denizen of RoadRaceAutoX.com riffed on car-brand owners' stereotypes by writing fake forum questions (note, they've since changed what we link to. Still kind of funny so we're keeping the link) loaded with character development. For example: Bentley Forums — I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it? What's the most stereotypical question a forum fanboy would ask?

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Reviews (1)

  • 2013 Hyundai Elantra Touring: This Is It

    Small-hatch fans take note: An anonymous tipster has forwarded photos of Hyundai's upcoming Elantra hatchback to Jalopnik. The compact five-door was caught in the open wearing Michigan manufacturer's plates and not one bit of preproduction camouflage.

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  • How NASA Solved A $100 Million Problem For Five Bucks

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  • This Truck Is Also A Regulation Pool Table

    You say your road-trip games have gotten a bit stale? Need a convenient way to hustle gas money on the go? Afraid of losing your touch while on vacation? The answer, according to California's Triangle Billiards, is the Pool Table Car.

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  • The Shocking Secret Of The Ram Box

    When I was sketching the Ram Box, the little storage boxes on the sides of the bed of Chrysler's pickup truck, I noticed the little glowing handle one usually finds when trapped in a trunk (not that any of us Jalops need that).

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