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  • This 4x4 M35 Military Truck Is An Econobox Smashing Beast

    If you're on the market for the ultimate small car-crushing offroad rig, look no further than this rebuilt 1971 AM General M35A2 Custom Crew Cab. C & C Equipment, a custom truck shop in Indiana, completely refurbished the thing with awesome '70s-vintage camo paint and modern, more comfortable seats.

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Nice Price or No Dice (19)

  • For $8,000, Get An E-Ticket

    When Disneyland first opened, the attractions required purchased books of tickets for admission, the most popular of which demanded an ‘E' ticket to ride. Similarly, today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Mercedes 500 is an E-ticket to ride, but is it worth the price of admission?

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  • For $6,900, Get Some Cortina Class

    Next year is the 50th anniversary of the Ford Cortina, and while that milestone's traditional gift is gold, for today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe GT, cash will probably do.

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  • For $3,300, How Soon? Datsun!

    They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. If that's the case, the MGB should have been flattered as today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Datsun 1600 is sure like that British bomb. The question is, does this imitator's price make it the real deal?

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  • For $3,500, Bareback A Squareback

    Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe VW Squareback looks a little like Kermit the Frog. That beloved muppet is famous for singing It Isn't Easy Being Green, but will this verde Vee-dub's price make it easy spending the green?

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  • For $39,000, On Vixen, On Comet And Cupid!

    Usually, motor homes are bought by retirees as a way to enjoy their golden years and get away from their damn kids. With today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe 455-powered Vixen, you don't have to wait for retirement, but will its price make you want to hold on to your 401K?

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  • For $24,000, Go The Full Cleveland

    With its Italian body, American engine, German transaxle, and an Argentinian having backed putting them all together, today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Pantera is like an international buffet. But will its price make it all you can eat?

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  • For $8,700, Oh What A Fapping?

    While Toyota's newest tagline is Let's Go Places its most memorable one was probably Oh What a Feeling. You could go lots of places with feeling in today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe custom turbo Celica convertible, but will its price have you saying I'm just not feeling it?

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  • For $2,600, Make An Impulse Purchase

    Joe Isuzu (David Leisure) gained fame and fortune for lying, while the cars he shilled never really achieved much of either. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Impulse is semi-famous, and that's no lie, but is its price worth giving up some of your fortune?

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  • For $6,500, Is This Triumph A Rock And Roll Machine?

    When first introduced, Triumph's GT6 was promoted as being developed from the company's Le Mans racing programme. That claim may have been bogus but will the racing stripes on today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe MK3 have you racing for your check book?

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  • For $4,750, Is This KOA Caprice A-Okay?

    They say that the majority of accidents occur within close proximity of home. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Camper Caprice is a home you could always be proximal to, but would considering buying it be an accident waiting to happen?

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  • For $2,300, Stanza Deliver

    In poetry, a stanza is a rhyming scheme within a fixed number of lines. Contrastingly, today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Nissan is a Stanza that'll hold not just 5 poets but all their poetic licenses as well. The question is, will its price rhyme with nice?

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  • For $4,900, Sidekick It On The Dunes

    For some, Suzuki's Sidekick was as capable an offroader as anyone could want. For the builder of today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe dune buggy edition, that obviously wasn't the case, but will its price give you a case of the wants?

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  • For $42,000, Plymouth Rock The Vote

    While it's been famously averred that all politics is local, today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Tea Party themed Prowler is pretty much all loco. It may not be your cup of you know what, but will its price get your vote?

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  • For $13,500, Is This Doka Dope?

    In Tim Burton's Batman movie, the Joker reflects of the hero: where does he get those wonderful toys? The same could be said for Canada, our neighbor to the north, who seems to get a lot of cool stuff we don't. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Doka was once icily Canadian, but now lives in sunny CA. It's inarguably cool, but does this one's price have you thinking the seller is joking?

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  • For $24,900, This Thunderbird Brakes For Shootings

    Thunderbirds were built for cruising, while, strangely, the Olds Vista Cruiser was meant for the open road. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe custom T-bird Shooting Brake is built to do both, but will its price keep buyers just cruising by?

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  • For $15,500, Smoke If You've Got Em

    I know what you're thinking, two Nice Price or Crack Pipe Cavaliers in two weeks, what's wrong with you? Well, this week's car packs a punch, and there's nothing wrong with that. The question is, does its price put a turd in the punchbowl?

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  • For $2,200, May The Farce Be With You

    Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Star Wars fangasm contender Pontiac may not be officially sanctioned by George Lucas, but it's sure a hell of a lot more fun to look at than The Phantom Menace. Of course, it's completely up to you whether it's worth the price of admission.

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Porsche (1)

  • Will It Baby: Porsche Panamera Turbo S

    I don't think Porsche is pushing the Panamera Turbo S as a kid-hauler. I think it's more targeted at rich guys who have friends that get embarrassed when you remind them they're a Baron. Probably three such friends, otherwise our hypothetical Baron would be driving a 911.

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QOTD (3)

  • What's The Most Underrated Car Of All Time?

    Last weekend, I got some really interesting responses when I asked you what cars you thought were completely overrated. I say it's interesting because a lot of you have no love for some cars that are typically held in pretty high regard here on Jalopnik, like the E30 3-series, the Miata and even the NSX. To each his own, I guess.

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  • What's The Telltale Sign Of A Good Driver?

    Knowing someone has been to driving school or seeing that they drive a manual car is a pretty good indicator they'll be a decent driver. But how can you tell who's good when you're already on the road?

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Racing (10)

  • Weekend Motorsports Roundup: September 29-30, 2012

    Welcome to the Jalopnik Weekend Motorsports Roundup, where we let you know what's going on in the world of racing, where you can see it, and talk about it all in one convenient place. Where else would you want to spend your weekend?

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  • Weekend Motorsports Roundup: September 22-23, 2012

    Welcome to the Jalopnik Weekend Motorsports Roundup, where we let you know what's going on in the world of racing, where you can see it, and talk about it all in one convenient place. Where else would you want to spend your weekend?

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  • If You Think Driving On An Oval Is Easy You're An Idiot

    The general consensus is that driving on an oval is easy. After all, it's just a big wide circle where the driver only turns left. How hard can it be? And why would you want to race on something so simplistic in the first place, when you have amazing road courses like Laguna Seca and the Watkins Glen at your disposal?

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  • Weekend Motorsports Roundup: September 15-16, 2012

    Welcome to the Jalopnik Weekend Motorsports Roundup, where we let you know what's going on in the world of racing, where you can see it, and talk about it all in one convenient place. Where else would you want to spend your weekend?

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  • Meet The Woman Who Cut Off Her Breasts To Be A Better Racer

    Let's get this out of the way right up front: this remarkable woman, Violette Morris, ended her life as something of a monster, in service to the Gestapo. She is absolutely fascinating, inspiring, and humbling, but make no mistake— her story does not end on a high note.

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  • The Ten Greatest Comebacks In Motorsports History

    Race car drivers are a rare breed. After a major, debilitating accident, the first question you'll typically hear from them is "when can I get back behind the wheel?" Jalopnik readers found the ten most unbelievable stories where drivers came back to the winning circle from haunting accidents.

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  • Weekend Motorsports Roundup: September 8-9, 2012

    Welcome to the Jalopnik Weekend Motorsports Roundup, where we let you know what's going on in the world of racing, where you can see it, and talk about it all in one convenient place. Where else would you want to spend your weekend?

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  • What Kind Of Idiot Races For 24 Hours Straight?

    At the 24-hours of Le Mans, in 1952, a driver by the name of Pierre Levegh drove for 23 straight hours — even though the team had a driver who could have replaced him — such was the tenacity of this gutsy French racer. When it appeared that victory was all but assured, a fatigue-induced, clumsy gearshift caused his engine to falter as the race entered its final hour.

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  • Weekend Motorsports Roundup: September 1-2, 2012

    Welcome to the Jalopnik Weekend Motorsports Roundup, where we let you know what's going on in the world of racing, where you can see it, and talk about it all in one convenient place. Where else would you want to spend your weekend?

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Reviews (4)

Technology (1)

  • A Driverless Car Will Be The First Real Robot You'll Own

    Nevada has already started licensing driverless cars. California is right behind them, albeit with a few more caveats (big off switches, etc). This is just the beginning, of course. Driverless cars are absolutely coming, and in many ways this is the biggest advancement in motoring since the cupholder and 8-track combined.

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