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  • In The Company Of The SLS AMG's cracklesnortpopboom V8

    On a conscious level, the Mercedes–Benz SLS AMG is a cynical marketing ploy designed to milk the memory of Mercedes’s 1950s motorsport achievements. But listen to one at full throttle in a tunnel and all is forgiven. The SLS AMG makes the most viscerally wonderful supercar noise since Ferrari invented Ferraris.

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Buying (6)

  • The Ten Best Entry-Level Sports Cars Of All Time

    Sports cars are, ultimately, cars that are fun to drive. And the cheaper a car is, the more fun you're willing to have with it. Here are the ten best combinations of these perfect characteristics, as chosen by Jalopnik readers.

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  • Rare And Original 1947 Hudson Truck For Sale On Ebay

    Although it's generally accepted the Ranchero was the first of the car/trucks, Hudson produced a more utility based truck using the front sheet metal from their cars in the late 1940s. The result was a unique mixture of car and truck that predated the Ranchero by 11 years. This very original example of a rare Hudson truck is currently on Ebay.

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  • New Heinz Ketchup Packet: First Drive

    Chowing down on fast food in the car used to mean going condiment free or wrestling with a foil packet equally as likely to squirt ketchup on your lap as on your french fries. Now, Heinz is offering a solution with their "car-friendly" packet. But does it work? Let's find out.

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  • 2012 Hyundai Veloster: First Drive

    The Hyundai Veloster's some strange hybrid of an Aston One-77, Saturn's unlamented three-door SC2 and the beloved Honda CRX. Who'd have thought such a combination was even possible, let alone be a recipe for the most compelling economy car in a largely uninspiring market.

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  • Olds Powered Mid Engine 1968 "Cam-Aero" On Ebay

    With the overwhelming popularity of 60s Camaros, you have to do something pretty extreme and out of the box to build a car that is unmistakably one of a kind. That is exactly what the builder of this unique F-body managed to do, turning a stock '68 Camaro into the Oldsmobile powered mid engine hatchback dubbed the "Cam-aero" seen here.

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  • The Ten Best Cars For Poor People

    There are no jobs where you live and everything (interviews, temp work, unemployment office) requires transportation. You not only need a car, you need one that won't break down every week or shame you on a job interview. Inspired by a reader suddenly short on cash, here's what fellow Jalopnik readers suggested as the ten best cars for poor people.

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Advice (2)

  • What Car Would You Purchase If It Wasn't So Expensive To Maintain?

    As many luxury and performance cars get older their prices drop as their warranties disappear and they become increasingly expensive to maintain. Many times these vehicles seem like unbelievable deals until you begin to take into account how much money you will end up paying for the parts and labor to maintain and repair it.

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  • What's The Best Car For Poor People?

    Poverty is no joke, and getting no-jokier by the minute. Add to that, in most places, reliable transportation can mean the difference between getting a leg up and sinking deeper into financial distress. What's the best car for poor people?

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Culture (31)

  • Hungarian Photographer Documents Supercars Under Communism

    The golden age of supercars were heady days in the West, where there were actual people who could comprehend and buy them. But what was it like to look at the Ferrari 512 and the Lamborghini Countach in a world of planned economies and Trabant futures? An ongoing project explores the automotive dreams of Communist Hungary.

    By Peter Orosz Read More
  • An Oregon Ghost Town's Abandoned Car Museum

    It's common for people to park an old car in a barn and forget about it. But in central Oregon there's an entire ghost town with an abandoned car museum at its center. Inside that museum sits a Hupmobile and Plymouths that have been waiting decades for visitors who never come.

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  • The Ten Acronyms Every Car Enthusiast Needs To Know

    Carmakers and car enthusiasts both like keeping their knowledge secret and inaccessible, and one way they do it is with confusing acronyms and initializations. Here are the ten grammatical codes that every enthusiast should know, as picked by Jalopnik readers.

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  • COTD: Last Crown Vic Preserved In Arabia Edition

    According to the fine folks at the St. Thomas assembly plant, the final Ford Crown Vic will not be sold, but kept by Al Jazirah Ford of Saudi Arabia as the ultimate showroom conversation piece. If you're wondering why this matters, CobraJoe gave the proper answer today in response to a comparison between the Crown Vic and Camry:

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  • What's The Ballsiest Car Company?

    It seems car companies are more risk-averse than ever. Sure, it costs a shite-ton to make a car and returns are far from guaranteed. And yet, some companies indeed put their 'nads on the line. What's the ballsiest car company?

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  • The Ten Cruelest Jokes Played On Car Forums

    On the internet, people who love cars can come together and appreciate automobiles, offer advice, and, of course, utterly taunt every unsuspecting forum member they can find. Here are the ten most laughably vile trolls of internet car culture, as chosen by Jalopnik readers.

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  • COTD: Messin' With The Oldies Edition

    It's nice to visit museums, but none of us lives in one. Even for those things we want to preserve in a perfect state of past grace, we have to acknowledge the passing of time through work. It could be by matching color codes and stitching patterns so that the possession seems free from time's march, even to an unnatural pose. But some let modern life wash over their antiques to create vehicles that can surpass their original copies. I'm not saying a stanced Porsche 356 is for everyone, but th

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  • Auto Journalist Crashes Lexus IS F Because He's An Auto Journalist

    This wrecked Lexus IS F gave its life so you can read about what it's like to drive an IS-F. Oh, wait. No it wasn't. It was crashed because automakers team up with "professional automotive journalist organizations" for these annual drives that only create any journalism when someone wrecks a car.

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  • Ten Sports Cars Big Enough For An NBA Center

    If Wilt Chamberlain could drive around in a 1979 VW Rabbit, how hard can it be to find a sports car for David Robinson, of the San Antonio Spurs? Hard enough that he asked us for help. Here are the ten cars Jalopnik readers think are big enough for a 7'1" NBA center.

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  • A Frying Pan Steering Wheel: The Best Of Homemade Soviet Cars

    In Soviet-era Russia, families needing transportation lined up at the car office, filled out their paperwork and waited up to six years for their wheels to arrive. Many chose to instead spend those years building their own cars, from iron-clad sports cars to pods with a frying pan for a steering wheel. Here's some of the best... and worst of what Soviet-era Russia garage-builders wrought.

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  • The Ten Best Car Commercials Ever

    Automakers spend billions of dollars on television ads every year — more than film producers and pharmaceutical companies combined. Although we've already shown you the ten worst car commercials, we figured it was time to finally ask Jalopnik readers to sort through history's greatest car ads us the ten best car commercials ever.

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  • The Ten Cars With The Most Nicknames

    We asked Jalopnik readers to pick the car with the most nicknames. What we got was a tour of global car culture, so take a look at the world's ten most nicknamed cars.

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  • The Ten Worst Concept Cars Of All Time

    Concept cars are all about being daring and exciting and forward-looking. Here are ten of history's most shameless, lazy, and strange excuses for concept cars, as chosen by Jalopnik readers.

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  • How The iPad Ate The Auto Show Display

    Two years ago, video displays at auto shows were beginning to look like iPhone interfaces. This year at the Frankfurt Motor Show, the transformation is complete. Gone are the custom video panels and touchscreen PC’s: pretty much every manufacturer has ditched them for a line of iPads.

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  • What's The Worst Concept Car Of All Time?

    Surfing through the flood of sparkly new concept vehicles from the Frankfurt Motor Show reminds me of how many such vehicles emerge to raucous head-scratching. What is the worst concept car of all time?

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  • The Ten Best Car-And-Movie Character Combos

    When the casting is perfect, the lead car in a movie plays the foil to the character and to the spirit of the movie itself. Here are the ten best of those pairings, as chosen by Jalopnik readers.

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  • The Ten Most Awesome Car Doors Ever

    When designing a car, there are a thousand and one good reasons to keep the doors simple. Here are ten examples chosen by jalopnik readers from when conventional car doors just weren't good enough.

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  • The Ten Coolest Garages You've Ever Seen

    You wouldn't hang a da Vinci in your root cellar and you wouldn't store your spotless supercar in that big room full of boxes and inline skates that passes for a garage. Take a tour of these ten creative and expansive chambers of Garage Mahal, as selected by Jalopnik readers.

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  • How A Truck Became A 9/11 Symbol Of Pride

    Craig Monahan was a New York City firefighter who ran to Ground Zero on September 11th, 2001. His burned Chevy Silverado pickup survived to become a symbol of resolve, even making its way into a national television ad campaign. I wanted to know where the truck and Monahan are today. This is their story.

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  • Joe Biden Has A 1967 Corvette That He's Not Allowed To Drive

    A few things you didn't know about Vice President Joe Biden and cars: His dad had GM and Chrysler dealerships (while he, as a U.S. citizen, owns parts of GM and Chrysler). He once borrowed a Chrysler 300D for his prom, and the Secret Service won't let him drive his 1967 Corvette.

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  • The Pink Panther's Car Goes Up For Auction

    NBC's "The Pink Panther Show" featured the unique "Panthermobile" seen here throughout its broadcasts from 1969-1976. Designed by Jay Ohrberg, who is responsible for decades of TV and Movie cars, this custom creation is going up for auction in a slightly unconventional manner.

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  • Topless Mercury Marauder Concept Car On Ebay

    Although it is possible there are two nearly identical custom two door full size Mercurys in the world, it seems a lot more likely this topless Marauder is the same car shown by Ford at the Chicago Auto Show in 2002. There are no details whatsoever included in the Ebay listing for the car you see here, but this custom Marauder appears to be in nearly the same condition as the car shown in 2002.

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  • COTD: The 1,299,986-Mile Ford Van

    Doug Schell, an Ohio expediter and professional wrestler, has for the past few years also been the proud owner of a 1997 Ford E-250 van with 1.2 million miles on its original engine and most other original parts — that is, until July 31, when the Windsor V8 finally gave up the ghost just 14 miles short of 1.3 million miles. Too bad no one has penned a proper farewell as well-built as Zerobandwidth's last Saab Sonnet:

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  • What's The Most Beautiful Engine Of All Time?

    Engine porn is a strange fetish of machinery-minded sorts. We're not talking mechaphile action, here, just engines with as much, or more allure as the car it propels. What's the most beautiful engine of all time?

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  • The World's Ten Twistiest Roads

    If you think the traffic-choked Tail of the Dragon is good, just wait until you take a look at these corner-carving meccas. They're Jalopnik readers' own picks for the twistiest roads in the world.

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  • The Chevy Camaro ZL1 Gets 580 Hp, And 9 Other Things You Need To Know

    Chevrolet took us to GM's Milford proving grounds for a look-don't-touch session with the company's new high-horsepower track animal — the Camaro ZL1. We didn't get to drive the prototypes on hand, but we did poke them with a stick and query engineers on their beastly spawn. Here's what we found out.

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Crashes and Safety (8)

  • Arizona Man Gives The Best Description Of A Car Crash Ever

    A Phoenix man became trapped inside his SUV on Thursday after he lost control of the vehicle, causing it to roll over and strike a utility pole. In the process, the driver rear-ended another vehicle driven by a man named George Lindell, who later described the events to local Fox affiliate KSAZ-TV in this amazing interview that you must watch immediately. After all, "Reality hits you hard, bro." [MyFoxPhoenix; Thanks to Mike Byhoff for the tip]

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  • 1967 Pontiac LeMans That Was Victim Of Brutal Lexus Attack Turns Up At Auction

    We showed you the painful aftermath of an asshat in an out of control Lexus flying into a classic car show back in June. While a 1940 Ford Roadster was damaged in the incident, it was the 1967 Pontiac LeMans seen here that took the worst of it in this random attack of the beige. Now the destroyed LeMans has showed up on insurance auction website Copart.com, offering a sad epilogue to this story.

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  • America's Ten Worst Driving Cities

    Before you get behind the wheel to have one last squeeze of summer, might we suggest familiarizing yourself with the ten U.S. cities scientifically proven to have the most crash-prone, property-denting, addled drivers in America? There's a good chance you already live in one.

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News (157)

  • Wafels And Dinges: First Eat

    A Belgian-waffle truck on Street Meat Week? Sounds très dubious, until you consider NYC's Wafels & Dinges offers pulled pork over a bacon-and-syrup waffle. Two kinds of pork, eleventy forms of sweetness? Giddy up, my good marchand ambulant.

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  • What's The Greatest American Racing Car?

    Apologies to the Discovery Channel, which produced the recent special "America's Greatest Racecar" about the Shelby Cobra Daytona Coupe, but we've been wondering the very same thing. And so we put it to you, America's greatest commentariat. What's the greatest American racing car?

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  • COTD: A Ride On A Raptor Edition

    If you're from a certain part of the Detroit-Toledo-Cleveland axis, the words "Cedar Point" mean more than a possible name for a subdivision. It's the place to go for a new and insane roller coaster every year or so, which the Raptor was back in its not-distant heyday. Speaking of Raptors, PhilaDLJ imagined what a Ford Raptor might be like if it had the instincts of its namesake:

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  • Schnitzel And Things: First Eat

    It took a war between the Ottomans and the Holy Roman Empire to bring schnitzel to Austria back in 1683. Today, a 1999 Chevy commercial truck delivers them to Midtown Manhattan office workers. Has society moved forward in these past 328 years? We stopped by Schnitzel & Things to find out.

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  • Listen To The 2014 BMW M3's Turbo V6 Purr

    The most blasphemous objects or experiences in our society are often the most arousing. Will the 2014 BMW M3 really get a bi-/tri-turbo V6? This video from Bimmerpost points in that direction. And we feel dirty watching, but we're not stopping ourselves.

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  • What's The Best Entry-Level Sports Car Of All Time?

    Porsche fans hope the company will return the old, 914 vibe to its lineup by producing a new entry-level, mid-engine sports car. It's not a new strategy, but it never goes unappreciated. What's the best entry-level sports car of all time?

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  • AOL Blogger Moonlights For Ad Agency, Shills For Client

    If a writer for a top automotive website took money or gifts from an ad agency to promote an automaker's celebrity contest, would it raise eyebrows? It would certainly raise ours. Today, Autoblog writer Jeff Glucker wrote about Nissan's Britney Spears contest. Trouble is, he's working for the agency that's running it.

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  • Your Ridiculously Cool Chevy Bel Air Wallpaper Is Here

    A 1961 Chevy Bel Air 409 Bubbletop was designed and built for speed freaks. Why else would you stuff a 409-cubic-inch V8 with dual four-barrel carbs under the hood of something with such an aerodynamic design? Speed. And girls. And sex. And the inevitable day when she breaks your heart and takes half your stuff. Photographer Sam Murtaugh explains.

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  • COTD: Jeff Dunham Unveils The Achmedmobile Edition

    Comedian/ventriloquist Jeff Dunham has reached that level of fortune where the world opens its arms to every possibility, like turning his character Achmed into the creepiest-looking hot-rod hood scoop in recent memory. Speaking of weird things in engines, the squirrel pup-infested BMW drew a surfeit of good comments, including Dr_Watson's:

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  • FaceLube: The Only Skin Care Line Sold At Meineke

    It's rare we use the email subject line from a PR representative for a headline, but nothing else comes close to describing it. It's got a name that sounds like a weird sex product, costs a ton of money, and is something you buy at Meineke, a car lube joint, but put on your face. It's called FaceLube — and it's real.

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  • Frites 'N' Meats: First Eat

    Frites 'N' Meats survived a crash and propane-tank explosion to remain one of the most popular "second wave" NYC food trucks. But do their burgers and Belgian-style fries continue to live up to the rhyme? We found out.

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  • Watch The World's Fastest Couch Hit 101 Mph

    The internet teaches me many things. Most importantly it teaches me that my desk is lacking in aerodynamic aids. Seriously, these crazy Australians had wings fitted to the front of their couch.

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  • Six Baby Squirrels Rescued From BMW Engine After Wild Track Run

    It was like a scene out of "The Great Escape" this weekend at the BMW Car Club of America's driving school. The driver of a Z4 M sports car felt his car behaving "squirrely" on the track so he pulled into the pits. Popping the hood, he discovered a half-dozen baby squirrels inside his BMW's airbox!

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  • Go Burger Truck: First Eat

    Traditional food trucks are grassroots arrangements — a retiree, a pot of chili and a steam tray of hot dogs. Go Burger's parent is a hospitality company known to non-New Yorkers as the BLT Steak chain. But does corporate backing mean a better truck burger is at hand? Let's find out.

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  • The 2011 Singapore Grand Prix In Crayola

    The Formula One season’s endgame began on the night streets of Singapore. There were no surprises, only time and the occasion to reflect on the strange and beautiful season we’re witnessing. Warning: spoilers.

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  • Watch The Sad Last Days Of Ford's Crown Vic Plant

    In 1967, the first Ford Falcon came off the line at Ford's St. Thomas Assembly in Talbotville, Ontario. Here is video from two weeks ago of the plant's final days — as it builds the very last of Ford's venerable Crown Victoria sedans.

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  • OnStar Kills Plan To Track Ex-Subscribers

    In the face of a full-on revolt from users and pressure from Congress, Drudge Report and other media outlets, General Motors' OnStar service just announced it was reversing plans to keep tracking vehicles of its 6 million subscribers if they cancel the service. Now once it's off, it's off.

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  • Watch A Dodge Viper ACR Set A New Production Record "Ring Run"

    Earlier this month we brought you exclusive photos from the record-setting Dodge Viper ACR Nürburgring lap. Now we've got video. Enjoy the sounds of Mopar Nation smacking around the Corvette ZR1 and Lexus LFA with this blisteringly fast 7:12.13 "Ring Run." That's a record for any major automaker's car around the track.

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  • The Ten Ballsiest Car Companies Ever

    What with the stratospheric development and production budgets involved in manufacturing cars it's no surprise that most companies keep things to Toyota-grade conservatism. That's the rule. Here are the exceptions: The ten most risk-affine, rash, bold car companies history has yet seen, as picked by Jalopnik readers.

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  • COTD: Put The Needle On The Record In Your Tricky Scion Edition

    Empires may rise and fall, but it's the thrill of competition that moves humanity forward. Some set their sights on turning a Scion tC into a rolling disco, complete with trunk-mounted turntable. Others take a fun taunt and fire a winning return serve, as Teampenske3 did to LeeMC's original (and nicely done) remark slagging American football and Dodge Journey-related ads as inferior to British pastimes:

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  • Korilla BBQ Truck: First Eat

    Los Angeles may claim the first food trucks serving Korean barbecue tacos, but Eddie Song's Korilla BBQ truck is New York's own version of the genre. It was also ranked among the Village Voice's Top 10 Vegetarian Street Foods, but we won't hold that against it.

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  • How Dodge Gave Out My Phone Number To America

    This weekend, Dodge bombarded America's football viewers with commercials advertising clues to find one of three free Dodge Journey crossovers hidden across the country. Unfortunately for one New Yorker, the last clue was his phone number. But he had nothing to do with the contest. Dodge Marketing FAIL. UPDATE!

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  • Tesla Motors Secretly Asks For More Government Money

    With federal aid for green-tech startups under assault in Washington, Tesla Motors took to the webs last week touting how its $465 million federal loan had helped create hundreds of jobs — but it didn't reveal that it's now asking for more government money. They also won't reveal why they want it or how much they're asking for.

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  • Squeegee Men Return To Harass New York City Motorists

    Back in the '80s, drivers in NYC knew the routine. Stop at a light, get swarmed by guys wielding squeegees and buckets of questionable liquids. Slip one a buck to back off — blackmail by piss — and drive on to the next stoplight, and the next squeegee guy. Well, 19 years after Giuliani claimed to exile them from the island, they're back.

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  • Nissan Europe's Secret Godzilla-Powered "Super" Juke

    Nissan Europe's working on a top secret project to give their itty-bitty Juke SUV a Godzilla-sized boost. Internally, they've dubbed it the "Super" Juke and not only do we have exclusive first details, but also this exclusive sketch of the super-crossover.

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  • How Would You Build The Ultimate Sleeper?

    Sleepers come in many forms, from well disguised muscle cars to monsters in economy car clothing. After witnessing the insanity of the 728 horsepower Camry we started thinking about the variety of different options when it comes to creating a sleeper. This weekend we want to know about your ideal vision of a seriously fast car that looks like anything but. How would you build the ultimate sleeper?

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  • The Car Show Cuts John Salley, 30 Minutes

    There's been a massive shake-up at SPEED TV's automotive variety program The Car Show with former NBA great and current TV not-so-great John Salley axed from the show, along with 30 minutes of the formerly hour-long program, as Jalopnik exclusively learned. Details below.

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  • Ferrari FXX Evolution With Only 7 Miles For Sale On Ebay

    Although there is no shortage of expensive and exotic cars on Ebay, there is always something a little funny about ultra rare and exclusive vehicles being offered alongside 14 year old Honda Civics. When it comes to exotic cars, few are more exclusive than the Ferrari FXX seen here, especially considering the fact this one has only traveled a mere 7 miles.

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  • 728 Horsepower Toyota Camry Is Hard To Wrap Your Head Around

    There is no denying the fact getting 728 horsepower out of a Toyota Camry is an impressive feat which has undoubtedly taken countless hours and quite a bit of dedication. Having said that, we're not entirely sure how we feel about Canadian tuner Dynamotorsport's insane creation.

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  • The Best Videos Of The Week

    Maybe you were swamped at the office this week and couldn't check your favorite Gawker Media sites. Or maybe you're about to work a double and need one last distraction. Whatever the case, we've got you covered. Here are some of the best videos we watched during the week that was.

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  • COTD: Mark Of Authenticity Edition

    It's lovely how Ferrari tells the origin story of the black prancing stallion logo as if it's revealing a secret stolen from the Vatican. Enzo only told it once; you're lucky to even observe it. Starting out authentic is easy; maintaining it is the hard part, as BMW's learning with fake sounds. Bill Caswell, the floor is yours:

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  • New BMW M5 Fakes Its Engine Noise For Your Pleasure

    When we drove the 2012 M5 on a frozen lake we felt the Bavarian stormer was great but a little disappointing in its engine sounds. BMW's fix: a new piece of technology that pumps synthetic engine noise into the cabin. Is it better to know someone's faking in advance?

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  • Why Is Carbon Fiber So Expensive?

    When carbon fiber was first trotted out in solid rocket motor cases and tanks in the 1960s, it was poised to not only take on fiberglass, but also a whole host of other materials.

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  • Ten New Cars You Either Love Or Hate

    We all love cars here, but how is it all your friends can be so wrong about them? I mean, they like that car? Seriously? We asked Jalopnik readers to pick the most divisive cars on sale today. Here are the top ten.

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  • California Is Why You Can't Get The Boss Mustang TracKey

    Ford's Trackey setup for the Mustang Boss 302 promised to unlock the pony car's racing side with special software engaged by a separate key. Yet nearly a year after being announced, Trackey still isn't for sale, thanks to bickering between Ford and California environmental regulators.

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  • How To Make A Green Car Sexy

    Solutions to modern problems sometimes can be found in a distinctly classical place. The Magnolia Special was built to recapture the grace and romance of 1930s European roadsters — internal combustion and all — yet it emits 40% less CO2 than an equally powerful gas-burning automobile. And it does this using technology as old as internal combustion itself.

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  • Reverse Graffiti: Painting Cars Out Of Pollution

    Reverse Graffiti, sometimes known as "grime-writing," involves erasing away the soot, dirt, and pollution on a surface to create an image in the negative. Artist Moose Curtis and Fotorater founder Marc Cameron teamed up on commission from the Süddeutsche Zeitung Magazin and set four eco-cars in reverse on the walls of Munich.

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  • How Did An I, Robot Prop Car End Up On A Canadian Salvage Barge?

    Nick Croken was sailing off of Canada's Pacific Coast when he came across this bizarre sight: A decommissioned warship connected to a trash barge, atop which sat a pristine Audi RSQ prototype like the one used in the Will Smith sci-fi action flick I, Robot. He turned to Jalopnik for answers. Here's what our exclusive investigation turned up.

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  • Mercifully, The Nuevo-Retro Ferrari F-340 Is A One-Off

    As a self-styled tastemaker I strive to make hard judgments. Something is good or something is bad. Gray areas make for bad copy. Unfortunately, this coach-built Ferrari 456-based F-340 Competizione is a confusing mix of the enchanting and off-putting.

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  • Ten Dead Car Brands We Wish Were Still Alive

    The car business is like the mafia, only slightly more cutthroat. Good brands sometimes get strangled by the competition, pushed out of the market, or taken over whole. Here are the ten brands Jalopnik readers wish didn't end up in the orphan car graveyard.

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  • OnStar Will Track You Even If You Cancel Service

    For years, General Motors' OnStar service has been a stoic electronic nanny, there to help if your car's crashed or stolen, but otherwise pleasantly unobtrusive. Now OnStar wants the right to sell data about GM owners' driving habits — even if they've canceled the service.

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  • COTD: Travis Pastrana's NASCAR Video Game Edition

    With his crunchy right foot still ensconced in a pink cast, Travis Pastrana has a lot of free time to dream up elaborate pranks on Ken Block and get ready for next year's NASCAR season. Thanks to iRacing, Pastrana is focusing on his oval-track stock car debut next year. It's impressive compared to Sprint Cup wannabe Danica Patrick habit of building anticipation through controversial quotes, one Don Guacamole has a hard time imagining other racers following:

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  • Why We're Building A Post-Apocalyptic Electric Car

    Michael and Kenny Ham want to protect the world from zombies, expensive electric cars, and a reliance on oil. Their solution? The ApocalypsEV, a solar-powered dune buggy that's also the cheapest car in America. Here's their plan — Ed.

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  • Screw Miles Per Hour, We Need Feet Per Second

    Measuring a car's speed by the miles it covers in an hour is as obsolete as the buffalo nickel. Drivers need a speed measurement that reflects our go-anywhere-fast lifestyle. We must replace miles per hour with feet per second. Before it's too late.

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  • What's The Coolest Dead Car Brand?

    In the history of the automobile, promising car brands have come and gone — some yielding to industry shifts, others to bad management and still others to the dominance of the big three. What's the coolest dead car brand?

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  • Virginia DMV Accidentally Re-Approves World's Greatest License Plate

    Earlier this year we brought you the story of the world's greatest license plate, which was approved by the Virginia DMV and then harshly revoked. Looks like someone's outwitted the DMV and sneaked a slightly modified version of the famous "EAT THE" Kids First vanity license plate past the state censors.

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  • Ten Ridiculous Fuel-Saving Devices

    From the snake oil sales of the 1800s to the questionable MPG enhancers of today, there's always a way to separate a sucker from his money. We asked Jalopnik readers to come up with the ten most ridiculous fuel-saving gimmicks this gas crisis has ever seen.

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  • Man Finds His Stolen Camaro After 16 Years

    16 years after his beloved 1969 Camaro was stolen, Edward Neeley located his long lost car by chance while searching the internet for a car to replace it. Neeley calls the fact he found the car, which he had first purchased 30 years ago at the age of 18, "divine intervention".

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  • The Best Videos Of The Week

    Maybe you were out savoring the last days of summer this week and couldn't check your favorite Gawker Media sites. Or maybe you've just got some free time this afternoon and an itch to catch up on things. Whatever the case, we've got you covered. Here are some of the best videos we watched during the week that was.

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  • The New Series That Will Save Auto Racing In America

    Velocity stacks. That's all you need to know about the new Heritage series for owner-drivers announced yesterday by the ALMS. More? How about 700+ horsepower, a big block V8 and a synchromesh gearbox with an "H" pattern. Be still our overflowing little, chrome hearts.

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  • Chilling Video Of Deadly Reno Air Race Crash

    A vintage P51 Mustang crashed into spectator seating at the Reno National Air Races earlier today. Reno officials described the aftermath of the crash as a "mass casualty" situation. UPDATED 4:45 PM EST

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  • These Eight Amish Men Are In Jail Over Orange Safety Triangles

    The Kentucky Department of Transportation requres slow-moving Amish buggies to sport an orange, reflective triangle to warn oncoming traffic — just like those on tractors and other farm vehicles. But some Amish believe their religion forbids the displaying of bright colors, and so several of them now sit in a Kentucky jail.

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  • Your Ridiculously Cool Chevy Cruze Wallpaper Is Here

    Chevy Cruze? Ridiculously cool? Has your faithful Jalopnik editor started pouring anti-freeze in his Earl Gray again? Over in Europe (where the history comes from) they've managed to make the Cruze interesting by campaigning it in the British Touring Car Championship and giving Jason Plato the keys. Red Bull should sign up as a sponsor.

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  • COTD: Will Rogers Edition

    The view of the world from the guy working on your car drew an enormous number of quality comments, both attaboys and waitaminutes. But it was Need_for_Sheed that came closest to the Will Rogers standard of shade-tree philosophy:

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  • 1,500 Cars Flooded Sitting In City Impound Lot

    When flood waters rise, all you can do is prepare for the worst, including parking your car on higher streets. But what if your car is impounded by police in a low-lying lot, like these 1,500 vehicles in southern Brazil?

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  • How Does Jeep Continue To Ship Wranglers With The Wrong Parts?

    It's one thing to overlook mismatched fenders on a Jeep Wrangler when one side has unpainted plastic black and the other is glossy painted black. But how do you explain one with three white fenders and one black plastic one? Jeez. Did we really pay good government money for this company?

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  • What's The Lamest Mileage-Boosting Product On The Market?

    Gas prices are either headed higher, or ready to drop a bit, depending on which economist you ask. But either way, it's still over $3.50 a gallon. And everyone wants to make a buck on your continued misery. What's the lamest mileage-boosting product on the market?

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  • Watch The $1.5 Million Ferrari Enzo Crash Into The Ocean

    It's been less than 24 hours since a $1.5 million Ferrari Enzo went bathing in the Atlantic and already we've got a beautifully edited video of the accident and a balanced, philosophical response from the driver and co-driver of the rare FXX clone.

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  • $1.5 Million Ferrari Enzo Crashes Into Canadian Lake

    A rare custom Ferrari Enzo (itself already more rare than steak tartare) — claimed to be the world's fastest — crashed into a Canadian lake earlier today as part of the Targa Newfoundland race. No word on any injuries, but the doors are open so that's a good sign.UPDATE

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  • This Ford Focus Racer Will Cost You $100,000

    If you have a thousand Benjamins burning a hole in your pocket, may we recommend heading to your local Ford dealership? Ford has unveiled the track-prepped sibling to its Focus ST sports compact, the ST-R, with a price tag just under a hundred grand.

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  • The Last Ford Crown Victoria Ever Built

    After 32 years in production, the last Ford Crown Victoria will roll off the assembly line today. It's a record that surpasses all other North American vehicles, including the Model T. Its final destination, however, isn't a museum in Detroit or a American collector. It's being sent to Saudi Arabia.

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  • Which Car Has The Most Nicknames?

    We give vehicles nicknames in order to recognize special traits, unique history, or just to impugn the driver. Some vehicles are so spectacular they encourage numerous aliases, but which car has the most nicknames?

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  • Toy Lamborghini Costs 15 Times More Than Real Lamborghini

    Even as the Lamborghini Aventador just begins to hit the world's fenceposts, there's already a new model to top it — one that, at $4.8 million, may be the most expensive car in the world. Well, most expensive scale model car anyway. Yes, that's right, it's a one-eighth size scale model — that may end up being sold for 15 times the cost of the real Lamborghini it's based on.

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  • Alpina B6 And D5: Dort Wütet Ein Turbomotor

    There is something wonderful about Alpina's understated approach to tuning. Alpina takes a series production BMW and turns it into a discreet, high-power driver's car without any of the high-strung pretense of BMW's own M-cars.

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  • Dodge Viper ACR Sets New Nürburgring Lap Time Of 7:12...and Some Change

    Chrysler's SRT team went to the Nürburgring today with one mission — to kick the ever-living crap out of the Lexus LFA and the Corvette ZR1. They succeeded. The 2010 Dodge Viper ACR set a new major automaker production car (excluding artisanal automakers like Gumpert and Radical) record run of the Nordschleife in just 7:12 and change.

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  • COTD: Best In Show Edition

    With another Frankfurt auto show disappearing in the rearview camera, it's a good time to take the best comments from the show for one last left-footed trot in front of the judges. Here for the third-place ribbon is Batshitbox's brief note on Rowan Atkinson's strange pose:

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  • An SUV As British As Sauerkraut-And-Mash

    British cars are now a lie. They're a fancy title meant to make us forget most of the famous marques are now owned by German, Chinese, Thai, American, Indian, and even Kuwaiti companies. But the obviously Porsche Cayenne-based Eterniti Hemera takes this deception to absurd new levels. Guten Tag, Mates!

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  • The Peugeot HX1 Is A Conspicuously Attractive Luxury Concept MPV

    The French upper crust once lived so luxuriously the masses decided to chop their heads off, perhaps hoping to find gold inside the aristocratic piñatas. Yet the dour, simple Germans have owned the luxury market. Can an MPV place the French back atop the throne of conspicuous consumption? Sadly, no, because it's just a concept.

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  • The Super-Fast Electric Sports Car Designed By A 23-Year-Old

    The Concept One: it's good looking and technically promising, but three feet thick with hyperbole. Its builders say the electric supercar will have 1,088 hp, 2,802 lb-ft of torque and a theoretical top speed of eleventy trizillion (give or take). Count Von Koenigsegg, call the front desk.

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  • Mini Coupé: More Mini

    Life must be hard for a high-visibility, successful, small-lineup automotive brand like Mini. Everyone loves your products, but there just aren't enough for people to buy! Our hearts bleed for you, Mini.

    By Raphael Orlove Read More
  • COTD: Hot Messe Edition

    The Frankfurt Motor Show takes place over the span of several convention buildings, each as big as a typical American structure. This leads to extreme crankiness on the part of models, executives and reporters, especially when the halls are heated to a nice even steam. It can get a little warm on the outside to, especially when companies like Land Rover start messe-ing with their iconic models. Kavandje has warned them:

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  • Maserati Kubang SUV Is Imported From Detroit

    Turns out Europe's Photoshopping prognosticators didn't need to create a mockup of the upcoming Maserati SUV concept — the brand's first ever — from scratch. They could have simply dusted off an old Giugiaro design. Because that's what Maserati did — even giving it the same name of that 2003 SUV concept — the Kubang.

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  • BMW's Laser-Emitting, Tron-Like Future Cars

    BMW's Vision EfficientDynamics, shown at the 2009 Frankfurt Motor Show, has spawned two further cars, the i8 and the i3, which are set to propel BMW into a future of glass, electricity and, yes, laser lights.

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  • The 2011 Italian Grand Prix In Crayola

    It’s time to say goodbye to the European season of Formula One at Monza, the track where racing looks like racing footage on stimulants. It was everyone’s last chance to stop the Red Bulls. But tell that to Sebastian Vettel, not about to be stopped. Warning: spoilers.

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  • McLaren's Chief Designer Is A Master Internet Troll

    Frank Stephenson ranks among the most accomplished living auto designers with a portfolio that includes the revived Mini Cooper, Fiat 500 and the McLaren MP4-12C. How does such a talented man spend his free time? By trolling for fights on an Internet forum.

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  • Houston Has A Nigerian Freeway Angel

    Russel Gonzalez was stranded on the wrong side of a five-lane Houston freeway back in 1997 when, suddenly, an aging brown Honda Accord pulled out behind him. The man inside spoke a few words in a heavy Nigerian accent, delivered Gonzalez safely to a gas station, and drove off. This month the man reappeared, once again to help a stranded Gonzalez.

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  • Ford Focus ST: Can Small Cars Be Sexy?

    For a nation built on speed, America lacks a U.S.A.-made small sports car that could bring the sexy back to its Corolla-stuffed freeways. Next year, Ford wants to bring sexy back with this: the production version of the 2012 Ford Focus ST.

    By Justin Hyde Read More
  • Flying The Police Aircraft Of The Future

    The last thing you want to hear before you climb into an aircraft with no doors and no roof is how cheap it is to operate, but it's the first thing the Police Chief tells me before strapping me into the back seat of his new crime-fighting tool: America's first police gyroplane.

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  • What Car Has The Most Awesome Doors Ever?

    A car's doors are among its most pedestrian attributes, and yet, sometimes carmakers take them to flamboyant extremes to add design interest and personality. (And sometimes it's even a function-over-form proposition.) What car has the most awesome doors ever?

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  • Watch The World's Greatest Drag Race

    Eleven super cars simultaneously drag racing each other down a quarter-mile of empty airstrip sounds less like reality and more like the product of a car guy's fever dream. But one auto buff book did just that. Here's the epic video.

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  • 9/11: Ten Years Later

    [Beams of light from the Tribute in Lights reach into the sky above lower Manhattan. Image by Justin Sullivan / Getty Images News]

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  • What Front Wheel Drive Car Is The Most Fun To Drive?

    Front wheel drive cars are known for a lot of things, but being fun to drive is not one of them. Most car lovers will agree the FWD configuration can't compete with a RWD or AWD car when it comes to driving enjoyment. Having said that, this weekend we want to know what vehicle can provide the most automotive amusement even though it delivers power to the front wheels? What front wheel drive car is the most fun to drive?

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  • Crosley Dealership Sign Scooter Is One Clever Creation

    If you came across an old Crosely dealership sign made from the outer four inches of either side of a 1949 Crosley convertible, welded together and shortened, what would you do with it? Most people would probably hang it in their garage, but Crosley collector Paul Gorrell had a slightly more interesting idea. Using a combination of craftsmanship and ingenuity, Gorrell turned this interesting Crosley dealership sign into a fully functional scooter.

    By Tom Joslin Read More
  • COTD: Every Sperm 'Stang Is Sacred Edition

    People working alone can lose their focus on the task at hand and make some questionable choices. Oh by the by, here's a 1993 Mustang LX street/race car for sale upon the list of Craig in the greater Detroit area with bitchin' engine upgrades and what appear to be green sperm painted on its sides, all for just $13,000 or the trade of a camper. NO JOY RIDES. Our winning comment of the day proves that working together can produce superior work; welcome Les Spiegerable and Rusty Van Horn back to th

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  • Man Who Grounded 4,000 Planes On 9/11 Was On First Day Of His Job

    As terrorists seized control of four airplanes on Sept. 11th, 2001, Ben Sliney, chief of air-traffic-control operations at the FAA's command center in Herndon, Va., gave the unprecedented order to ground 4,000-plus planes across the nation and redirect any in the sky to the nearest airport. It was his first day on the job.

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  • Maid Killed By BMW Convertible's Self-Closing Top

    A 60-year-old maid in Lokeren, Belgium, was crushed to death yesterday when the folding convertible top on her employer's BMW mysteriously closed on top of her neck. Police believe she was cleaning the car at the time, which offers little solace or explanation as to how this can happen. Good morning world, meet your new phobia.

    By Matt Hardigree Read More
  • Tony Stark Gets The Acura Of Our Dreams In The Avengers

    Iron Man 2 mostly served as a reminder that Tony Stark is kind of a dick, a sentiment The Avengers will only reinforce when Stark arrives in this poorly disguised Acura NSX replacement. It's another reminder to Acura's fanboys they'll probably never get one. Handsome dick.

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  • All The Cool Kids Are Getting Senna Tattoos

    The "Senna" documentary has become enough of a sensation that more of its fans are following the lead of Jalopnik commenter CaughtYouLooking and paying their respects to Ayrton Senna with body ink. Here's what they're coming up with.

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  • What's The Coolest Race Transporter Of All Time?

    Sometimes, it's not what you drive, but how you get it to the track. The history of racing is rife with awesome transporters, most notably during the heady 1950s and 1960s. What's the coolest race transporter of all time?

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  • Lamborghini Tuner Threatens Customer With Stripper Video

    Underground Racing built a reputation for performance customized cars with vehicles like a 1000-hp twin-turbo Lamborghini. Now, a customer that complained about the quality of the company's work claims the tuning shop retaliated by threatening to release a video of the married customer bragging about sleeping with a stripper.

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  • Hackers Are Not Your Car's Biggest Threat

    According to a report by U.S. computer security software-maker McAfee, increasingly computer-dependent cars could soon become a hacker target. But software-selling fear-mongering only masks the real threat: It's you.

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  • Texas Fires Destroy One Collector's 175 Classic Cars

    The good news for one Texas man near the massive wildfires is that his home was merely singed, and his family escaped uninjured. The bad news was what the fire took instead — some 175 classic cars, including a Shelby Cobra and about a dozen Corvettes.

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  • Jaguar C-X16: I Want To Pet This Pussy

    Two months ago we showed you the first sketch of the Jaguar C-X16 production concept car. Now that we have these very first pictures and details of this pretty-kitty precursor to a future hybrid-powertrain-driven Jaguar sports car, we find ourselves legitimately excited at the idea of a hybrid. Here's why.

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  • Angry, Smug Bear Takes Prius For A Joyride

    A bear in Lake Tahoe broke into a Toyota Prius parked in a local driveway. He got angry, as bears do, and shifted the Prius into neutral — though probably not on purpose. Then, the hybrid rolled into a neighbor's house. Smug bear attack!

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  • An Open Letter To Motorcycle Manufacturers From My Labia

    Could motorcycle manufacturers be unacquainted, unfamiliar or just plain uncomfortable with female anatomy? If motorcycle seat design is any clue, the answer to that question is yes. Bike makers, Hell For Leather's Ashlee (and her Labia) has a bone to pick with you. — Ed.

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  • How To Kill An Electric Car

    Who killed the electric car? Cars.com's Kicking Tires blog killed one this past week. Here's what happens when you drain the battery of an all-electric Nissan Leaf all the way to dead. — Ed.

    By Ray Wert Read More
  • How A Chevrolet Engine Helped Five Men Escape From The Nazis

    In the winter of 1944, five Dutchmen dressed like college professors escaped from the Nazi-occupied Netherlands under the cover of darkness, in a small boat powered by a Chevrolet straight six and the fuel tank out of a Hispano-Suiza racecar. Here's how they did it.

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  • Jalopnik Is Looking For A New Intern

    It's 11:00 AM. If you don't get your fix of Answers of the Day soon you're going to completely lose it. You have a fever and the only cure is more AOTD. Sadly, Martin Grossinger, our highly skilled intern who usually puts it together has abandoned Jalopnik after two summers to continue his pursuit of a higher education. Do you have the guts to take his place?

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  • I'm The Sucker Who Bought The BMW Taken For A Dealership Joyride

    Last month two Pacific BMW dealership employees posted video of themselves dangerously flogging a brand-new BMW 1M at high speeds on residential streets on YouTube. It ignited a firestorm of hatred against the dealership in Bimmer fan forums and on Los Angeles local television news shows.

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  • BMW E30-Amino Project On Craigslist

    There are cool craigslist finds and then there are vehicles found on craigslist so bizarre and fantastic it is nearly impossible to resist the temptation of purchasing them. Clearly this E30-amino project for $1900 currently listed on Tulsa, OK craigslist falls into the second category.

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  • What Is Your Favorite Forgotten Automotive Performance Package?

    When people hear things like Cobra, Z28 and R/T they automatically think performance, or at least an attempt at performance. This weekend we want to know about the interesting less recognizable performance options, now forgotten by all but those truly obsessed with cars. What is your favorite forgotten performance package?

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  • Your Ridiculously Cool BMW M5 Wallpaper Is Here

    Justin's life brought him to the UK from the US and so he brought his life with him. Specifically, he brought this stellar E39 with him. And when he saw Jeremy Clarkson driving along Black Mountain Road in Wales, naturally he had to let his E39 live by taking it there.

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  • Volkswagen NILS: A Slow Electric F1 Car For Commuters

    It only seats one person, has a 30-hp motor, takes 11 seconds to get from 0-to-60 mph and has a range of 40 miles. Stop the presses. Ok, you've heard this one before, but VW's intent on making this concept car a transformative event, so here goes.

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  • Five NASCAR Drivers Reject White House Invitation

    President Obama, like he does with all top sports teams or athletes, has invited last year's NASCAR champion Jimmie Johnson and the 11 other drivers who competed for the championship to a White House reception next week. Usually this is an invitation that you accept, always, unless you're deathly ill in bed with athlete's butt or whatever it is people catch these days. And yet only seven of the 12 will be attending. Hmm.

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  • Bob Lutz Heads Back To General Motors As "Senior Advisor"

    General Motors today announced it's bringing back former Vice Chairman Bob Lutz to provide counsel to the senior leadership team of the company. Although Lutz has been providing advice to GM executives informally since retiring from the company in 2010, we think maybe they realized just how much they needed a, you know, actual car guy.

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  • How Did This Jeep Leave The Factory With The Wrong Parts?

    Upscale versions of the Jeep Wrangler now eschew the bare plastic trim for painted wheel arches and roofs. But one owner, after taking his 2012 Jeep Wrangler Sahara home, noticed that the wheel arches on one side weren't color-matched. In fact, they were the wheel arches from the 2011 model year Wrangler.

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  • This Is What It's Like To Be Shot At With An AK-47

    Trent Kimball, CEO of Texas Armoring Corporation (TAC), was tired of customers asking if his company's bullet-resistant glass in its armored cars actually resisted bullets. So he did what any reasonable CEO would do: he asked his employee to shoot at him with an AK-47. It's loud, scary, dangerous, and completely awesome.

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Nice Price or No Dice (21)

  • For $12,000, That'll Leave A Mark

    American luxury today lacks the grandeur and optimism of the past, a fact driven by a generation raised with no appreciation for hoods long enough to land a Dreamliner, or the mystique of the opera window. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Lincoln Mark V serves as a stoic reminder of what luxury once was, but is its price a little too reminiscent?

    By Rob Emslie Read More
  • For $5,000, Get An F In Datsun

    The E10 Cherry was Nissan's first front wheel drive car ever, while its successor, the F10, popped Datsun's front-drive cherry in the US. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe 1977 F10 Wagon might not be your first choice for a classic Datsun, but will its price make it the last?

    By Rob Emslie Read More
  • For $2,500, The Boxer Stands Alone

    The number 33 appears, unexplained, on the side of Rolling Rock beer bottles. It's also the name of both Alfa's gorgeous 33 Stradale and today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe 33 Sportwagon. The latter can better the Stradale in carrying home cases of Latrobe's finest, but should it also carry a lower price?

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  • For $6,500, Take Five

    A palindrome is a word or phrase that is spelled the same both forward or backward - like taco cat or as I pee sir, I see Pisa. The name of today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe BMW is a palindromic 535, but could you go either way on its price?

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  • For $2,999, Go Three For Four

    Audi's executive class sedan has changed its name so many times you'd think it was participating in the witness protection program. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe '93 Quattro goes by S4 due to its sporting pretensions, but does its seller need to name a new price?

    By Rob Emslie Read More
  • For $17,500, This Acura NSX Is A Hot Mess

    When Honda was designing its all-aluminum super car, the NSX, they turned to Ayrton Senna for help in tuning its handling. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe 1992 Acura may not demand the mad skills of Senna, or his lifetime winnings to buy, but would you be able to handle its salvage title?

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  • For $4,700, It's A Wolf In Scirocco Clothing

    Somewhat incongruously there's a professional ice hockey team based in Wolfsburg, Germany that is named after a ‘70s American TV show - Grizzly Adams. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Scirocco is both a Wolfsburg edition, and pretty cool, but will its price ice the deal?

    By Rob Emslie Read More
  • For $30,000, 351 Cleveland Rocks!

    George Clooney and Alejandro deTomaso share something in common - they're both known to have stuck something American into an Italian beauty. And while today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe ‘72 Pantera may be no Elisabetta Canalis, it's price might make it within the reach of more than just Dr. Ross.

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  • For $1,500, Do You Want Fries With That?

    If you should choose to dine exclusively at fast food joints, you will likely shorten your life by decades, and when you do die, you will require a hearse with Kenworth on its grille. In contrast, today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Benz W123 can sup on the dregs of burger joints with impunity, but will its price make it a happy meal?

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  • For $5,200, The Accordamino Could Steal Your Heart

    Perhaps due to their ubiquity, the 1994 Honda Accord is consistently in the top ten list of most stolen vehicles in the U.S.. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Accord Pickup will standout in a lineup, but is its price a steal, or a crime?

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  • For $16,500, Vita-Meata-Vegamino

    The failure of Chevy's Vega was possibly not just due to its reputation for horrific durability, but also - with only two-door sedan, hatchback coupe, and wagon offerings - for its dearth of body style choice. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Vegamino, with it's mid-mounted V8 fixes that problem, but is its price still full of fail?

    By Rob Emslie Read More
  • For $7,500 Canadian, Get The Kit And Kabuki

    When the world's great auto makers leave you wanting, maybe it's time to go it alone with a kit car. And if your yearnings extend to gull wings and Asiatic dragons then perhaps it's time for this Nice Price or Crack Pipe Bradley GT II. You might however, hanker for it having a lower price.

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  • For $13,995, It's Not That Kind Of A Pacer

    The Indianapolis 500 has an actual yard of bricks, and the annual winner does chug from a cold bottle of milk. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Mustang is also part of the Indy tradition, but will its price garner it a DNF?

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  • For $6,250, Experience An E30-Gasm

    Few cars have established themselves as epochal and overshadowing of both predecessor and inheritor as has BMW's E30 3-Series. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe 325i looks amazing, but will its price and salvage title make it less than epic?

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  • For $6,000, Börk My Ride

    Like Rodney Dangerfield, Volvo's innocuous C70 don't get no respect. Well, that's about to change - for the car at least - because today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Volvo is too pimped to be diss'd, but will you find its price equally respectable?

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  • For $11,000, This 914 SBC Should Be PDQ

    There are certain things that you wouldn't think go well together, like chicken and chocolate, and yet Mole Poblano con Pollo is freaking fantastic. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe formerly air-cooled Porsche 914 seems a perfect mate for a wet and wild SBC, but does its price match expectations?

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  • For $3,500, Try And Blend In

    Honda makes a mid-sized pick-up that being the somewhat awkward Pilot-based Rimjob Ridgeline, but they lack a mini-truck. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe custom Civic fills that tiny truck product gap, but is its price too much to pick it up?

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  • For $6,500, This Town And Country Is A Special K

    The two for one offer is a marketing gimmick older than the Shamwow and more compelling than than an amped up Oxiclean pitch. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe K-car offers both Town and Country, plus a but wait there's more Neon SRT4 engine. Will its price however, keep you from calling now?

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Porsche (1)

  • The New Porsche 911 Is A Better 911

    The 997's seven years are now officially over. The new Porsche 911 — 991 to Jalopnik readers — is very much like all 911's over the past 48 years. Only a little better at everything.

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QOTD (2)

  • COTD: Sunbathing With Princess Leia Edition

    It's one thing to pull back the curtain on the creative choices that went into a cherished part of our childhoods. It's quite another to fiddle so much with those memories as to raise the question of whether they ever existed, or if in the future whole college departments will study the alterations to the "Star Wars" canon like they delineate "Leaves of Grass" or "Happy Days" spin-offs.* Let's just say what with Vader's new shouty side, we're down with Swine's comment on the Star Wars-themed Cel

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  • What Automotive Acronym Should Every Enthusiast Know?

    Automotive marketers sometimes have to stuff big ideas into small acronyms so the buying public can digest them. The best ones become so prominent people know the acronym without having any idea what it stands for. What automotive acronym should every enthusiast know?

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Racing (5)

  • Colin Chapman's Simple And Chilling Definition Of A Formula One Race Car

    To see the most interesting document at the Frankfurt Motor Show, one had to get a particular stool at Lotus then not sit down on it. Beneath a layer of glass was a page from Colin Chapman’s notebook from the summer of 1975 which contains many of his iconic quotes about Formula One cars. Some are simple, some are cavalier, and some, in light of the fate of some of his team’s best drivers, are frighteningly callous.

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  • The Ten Coolest Race Transporters

    Race transporters are more than just big trucks for carrying fast cars; they're also a way for rich car collectors to spend even more money on immaculate restorations of 1950s and 1960s vintage automobilia. Here, though, are ten transporters that would warm the heart of even the coldest cynic.

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  • Is The McLaren MP4-12C A Lemon?

    The McLaren MP4-12C has won nothing but plaudits from those who've been fortunate enough to drive one. Among those fortunate enough to pay at least $230,000 for one, there's a different story emerging — about broken parts, defective doors and unkept promises from the factory.

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  • This Is Proof We Landed On The Moon

    New photos released by NASA today are the sharpest ever taken of the Apollo landing sites on the moon, showing the parked lunar rover and the tracks it made. It even shows the research equipment and the footpaths of Apollo astronauts four decades on. Any doubters left?

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  • COTD: Changing Your Oil Hilariously Edition

    While we've spent a lot of energy on the badness of two wheels, it's worth playing one more: This instructional video from Australia for changing the oil in a Yamaha SR500 has educational value far beyond the intended audience — just as BlueLightSpecial picked up a few tips from an early ride in a fast car that paid off on a visit to a Virginia track:

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