"Fastest Cow Transport" Is A Nürburgring Record We Actually Care About

Most Nürburgring lap records are meaningless bits of controversy revealing little about the real-world performance of the tested vehicle. Most. How quickly one can transport a cow tied down to the back of a Viper-powered SRT-10 Ram is extremely important.

Sadly, we don't have the final time for the big beast. A similar truck on Forza pulls a 9:58.XX, which is a weak comparison because of Turn10's notoriously bad bovine physics engine. It seems Quickloader went through all the trouble to setup the race but have yet to release a full video.

We're waiting, Quickloader.

(Hat tip to Porschephile!)