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BMW (2)

  • BMW M3 GTS: Everything You Need To Know

    The BMW M3 GTS is the fastest M3 ever with a spicier 450 hp V8, factory roll cage, functional aerodynamic upgrades, and retina-searing paint job. At $170,000 it's the ultimate ultimate driving machine. Here's everything you need to know.

    By Ben Wojdyla Read More
  • Perhaps The Greatest BMW E30 Ever: Prickstine!

    The 24 Hours of LeMons has a way of making otherwise-normal racers eyeball a BMW, then pick up the cutting torch and the 5-gallon bucket-o-Bondo. Longtime Jalopnik reader LTDScott has turned the already awesome "Pricks Outside" Porcubimmer into… ChriPrickstine!

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Buying (8)

  • 2011 Shelby GT500: First Drive

    To buy the 5.0 or the 2011 Shelby GT500? That is the question. True to the plethora-of-packages Mustang it's based on, the relative value of Ford's new 550 HP supercar-killer all depends on which option boxes you tick.

    By Wes Siler Read More
  • 2010 Ford F-150 SVT Raptor 6.2: First Mud Bath

    Externally, the 2010 Ford F-150 SVT Raptor is indistinguishable from the 2010 model. But under its skin lives a brand-new, 6.2-liter, 411-hp V-8. We didn't desert race it, but we did cover it in two inches of mud.

    By Ben Wojdyla Read More
  • 2010 Ford Focus RS: First U.S. Drive

    The Ford Focus RS is the most lustworthy European hot hatch forbidden to us Yanks. No journalist has dared put all 305 hp of its front-wheel-drive madness down on red, white, and blue soil. Until now.

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  • What Car Would You Buy Your Mom?

    Mother's Day is around the corner and, though most of us will be forking over hastily purchased cards, it would be nice to get something extravagant. Assuming money was no object, what car would you buy your mom?

    By Matt Hardigree Read More
  • Cadillac CTS-V Coupe: First Ride

    The Cadillac CTS-V Coupe is an American luxury two-door with a 556-hp V-8 and a six-speed manual transmission. It hits 60 mph in 3.9 seconds. Like tossing batteries in a blender, it's too much awesome, and I want more.

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  • Audi R8 V10: The Supercar's New Clothes

    We love our supercars to death. We obsess over their top speeds and great power. But what is it like to actually use one? Over 500 miles of European motorway, we discover an inconvenient truth.

    By Peter Orosz Read More
  • Driving The Nürburgring... In A Buick

    Germany's Nürburgring Nordschliefe is 12.9 miles of thick, close forest; 73 corners; and 1000 feet of elevation change. Jackie Stewart called it the Green Hell. It's the world's most dangerous race track, and we drove it in a Buick Regal.

    By Ben Wojdyla Read More
  • 2011 Jaguar XJ: First Drive

    This is the 2011 Jaguar XJ. It looks nothing like the XJ that came before it, or the XJ that came before that. Its interior is a temple to the word "shiny." Is this what Jaguar needs to move forward?

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Culture (22)

  • Why Old Cars Suck

    I tend to get pretty curmudgeonly about Model Bloat, excessive standard features, and other ills of the current generation of cars, but that sure as hell doesn't mean I think Everything About The Old Days Was Better. Far from it!

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  • Commenter Of The Day: Hoarding Edition

    There are numerous things I've considered hoarding because one day they may disappear. I just bought a set of vintage, high-quality National Geographic maps. for instance. My dad likes to keep large glass tanks of spring water for hurricane season. It seems like you can never have enough tuna, toilet paper or prophylactics. One day I may considered about a dwindling number of good condition 240 wagons, but it seems like Craigslist is telling me I've got a while to wait. With Ford possibly killin

    By Matt Hardigree Read More
  • Paul Walker's Time Attack Stripped BMW M3

    Paul "Fast and Furious" Walker isn't just seat decoration in a car-centric series of movies, he can actually drive. He's entered this year's Redline Time Attack race series with this — a stripped-to-the-bone, caged BMW M3.

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  • What Should The Tallest Man In America Drive?

    Igor Vovkovinskiy was certified yesterday as the tallest man in America at 7 feet, 8.33 inches. Sure, it's an honor, but this guy isn't getting into an Elise anytime soon. So what car should the tallest man in America drive?

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  • Ten Most Obscure Cars Of All Time

    Yesterday, we asked for the most obscure cars you could think of. You came back with a slew of glorious machines, some of which even we couldn't identify. Here are ten of the most obscure.

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  • The Tata Nano Is Bad For India

    The $2,500 Tata Nano is the cheapest car in the world, but as Avinash Rajagopal of Change Observer tells us, its low price tag may irreparably damage Indian society. — Ed.

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  • What's The Most Obscure Car?

    A surprisingly large number of you were able to remember easily forgettable cars, so today's challenge involves remembering cars so rare most people don't even know to forget them. What's the most obscure car?

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  • What's The Most Forgettable Car?

    I'll never forget the first time I saw an original, bright orange Datsun 240Z. It's a car you can't banish from memory, but there are many vehicles you couldn't remember if you tried. What's the most forgettable car?

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  • The Ford-Powered Volvo Wagon Paul Newman Built

    Paul Newman was a racer, an actor and an all-around great guy. This V-8-powered Volvo 960 wasn't his car, but he did help build it. George Achorn of Volvo enthusiast site Swedespeed took a look under the hood. —Ed.

    By Sam Smith Read More
  • Talladega Race Fan Sports Racist NASCAR T-Shirt

    Despite NASCAR's white-washing PR, one redneck fan at last month's Talladega 500 shows off what may be the new NASCAR enthusiast uniform: cheap beer in a cozy, giant Fauxkleys, and a sleeveless t-shirt proclaiming "No Niggers In NASCAR."

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  • I Dated Mike Hailwood

    Legendary motorcycle racer and Formula 1 driver Mike Hailwood was a hero. Elizabeth McCarthy knew him better than most — she dated and loved him before his tragic death. She touchingly wrote about Hailwood, and their lives, for 8W. —Ed.

    By Wes Siler Read More
  • The Cars Of The Playboy Playmates

    Since 1964, Playboy's given a car to every Playmate of the Year. This year, the magazine gave Hope Dworaczyk a BMW S1000RR motorcycle. This exclusive retrospective shows how her bike stacks up against the rest of the Playmate garage.

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  • William Shatner's Ten Favorite Cars

    As Captain Kirk and T.J. Hooker, William Shatner personified on-screen cool, but he's also awesome in real life. Want proof? Just check out this list of his ten favorite cars.

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  • The Godfather Roadster: An Offer We Can Refuse

    The Godfather Roadster's an event horizon of chrome, white-wall tires and bad taste so profound you cannot see the Cadillac XLR upon which it's based. It's on eBay for $50,000 and bidders have yet to hit the reserve.

    By Ben Wojdyla Read More
  • What Would Karl Marx Drive?

    German political philosopher Karl Marx, born 182 years ago today, argued all history is a battle between the classes and is the father of communism. If he were alive today, what would Karl Marx drive?

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Crashes and Safety (6)

Entertainment (5)

Motorcycles (1)

  • The History Of The Rocket-Powered Motorcycle

    Few things light our collective fire — no pun intended — like rocket-powered motorcycles. Spot Motorcycles recently took this lighthearted look at the jet/missile/firecracker/flame-bike's fiery origins. —Ed.

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News (140)

  • Mike Conway Survives Insane Indy 500 Crash

    The last lap of this year's Indy 500 provided the most excitement when Mike Conway's #24 car collided with an out-of-gas Ryan Hunter-Reay, sending Conway backwards into the catch fence. Here's the terrifying replay.

    By Matt Hardigree Read More
  • 1964 Chevrolet Impala Convertible

    Welcome to Down On The Street, where we admire old vehicles found parked on the streets of the Island That Rust Forgot: Alameda, California. We haven't seen many Impalas in this series, and today's car is our first Impala convertible.

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  • IMZ Ural Motorcycle With Sidecar

    Welcome to Down On The Street, where we admire old vehicles found parked on the streets of the Island That Rust Forgot: Alameda, California. I don't know much about motorcycles, but I do know that we need more Russian vehicles!

    By Murilee Martin Read More
  • Commenter Of The Day: I'm A Huge Wimp Edition

    Or maybe I should just call myself a Jaguar XFR. There have been numerous times when Wes Siler, brave as he is, talked me through some new situations. From having never seriously driven a lot of fast cars beyond minimal autocrossing to being put behind the wheel of exotic concept cars and on the track, he's always been there to remind me that it can't be that hard if the overweight auto writers from the Abilene Express-News can do it. Surprisingly, after doing some serious shit to a few cars, th

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  • Now, You Too Can Own A Maybach Exelero

    Remember the Maybach Exelero? The one-off, 700 HP, $8 million master car was built by Maybach for Fulda Tires back in 2005. Now, they're being made for the general public for just $670,000. But, there's a catch.

    By Wes Siler Read More
  • What's Your Favorite Modern Military Vehicle?

    It's Memorial Day weekend, so we're thinking about friends and family who serve, but because we're transpo freaks we can't also stop thinking about what they serve in now. What's your favorite modern military vehicle?

    By Matt Hardigree Read More
  • Ten Alternative Indy 500 Pace Cars

    The 2010 Camaro SS will pace this year's Indy 500 in a boring twist for a boring race. To spice things up we asked you to name some better options. Here are our favorite ten alternative Indy 500 pace cars.

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  • Wes Siler Has Left The Building

    All the time that I've been contributing to Jalopnik I've been hiding a terrible secret. Finally, it's time to reveal my true identity. Sadly, doing so means this is my last day as a daily Jalopnik contributor.

    By Wes Siler Read More
  • How New York Got Screwed By Formula 1

    Despite New York possessing the demographics, infrastructure, history and desire to support a stateside return, Formula 1 announced this week the next U.S. Grand Prix is headed to Texas. Here's how — and why — New York get screwed.

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  • Ten Cars For America's Tallest Man

    Yesterday, we told you about 7-foot, 8.33-inch Igor Vovkovinskiy and the transportation difficulties that come with being the tallest man in America. Based on your suggestions, here are ten cars for America's tallest man.

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  • Commenter Of The Day: Ballad Of The Tall Man

    It's not easy being green. It's not easy being black and blue. It's not easy being short, or fat, or thin, and it's especially not easy being tall. Sure, you might get a sweet gig playing for the NBA if you've got the right skills. Mostly, it just makes owning a sports car a very difficult proposition. This is the dilemma facing the tallest man in America, and our own Macfarlane.A can relate.

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  • Truck Driver Internet Sensation To Keep License

    Semi truck driver John Tomlinson became an internet video sensation after cruising along Britain's A1 with a Renault Clio stuck to his bumper in February. Now a traffic commissioner's absolved him of fault and letting him keep his license.

    By Ben Wojdyla Read More
  • Will BP's "Top Kill" Process Work?

    BP's "top kill" plan for fixing the Gulf of Mexico oil spill involves enormous ships, a mile of undersea piping, and a 30,000-hp mud pump. How does it work? Let's find out. UPDATE: Live footage of the process!

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  • REPORT: Toyota FT-86 Delayed... Two Years

    According to Japan's Best Car, Toyota's delaying the FT-86 a staggering two years 'til 2013, citing another design tear-up and ongoing concerns over a weak market. We think they're terrified of enthusiast buyers and positive product reviews. (Thanks Luis!) [7Tune]

    By Ben Wojdyla Read More
  • Nightwind 2: The Future Of Unmanned Aerial Vehicles

    This is the Nightwind 2, a compact, unmanned aerial vehicle made of carbon fiber. It's powered by an amazing new direct-injected, 88-cc, two-stroke hybrid boxer engine developed by Ricardo, and it's going to change the future of UAVs.

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  • Facebook Group May Destroy Towing Company

    T&J Towing, the company who sued a student for $750K over this Facebook group complaining about their service, has lost half its business since the incident and now claims it's the victim.

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  • BMW Gets 1,013 Miles On Single Tank Of Diesel

    Fifth Gear co-host Tom Ford managed to drive a stock BMW 320d ED from the Chunnel exit in France to Munich, Germany and nearly the entire way back on one tank of diesel. That's 1,013 miles, a 68.9MPG average.

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  • 1952 Chevrolet Pickup Truck

    Welcome to Down On The Street, where we admire old vehicles found parked on the streets of the Island That Rust Forgot: Alameda, California. Yet another of The General's old soldiers keeps working in Alameda.

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  • The Evolution Of The Volvo Wagon

    Volvo announced the death of the venerable V70 Wagon recently, but we're looking forward to the upcoming V60 wagon joining this chart. The more things change the more they stay the same. [JulieGabrilska]

    By Ben Wojdyla Read More
  • World's Largest Car Dealership Has Rooftop Racetrack

    Featuring a roof-mounted racetrack outside and 56 separate bars inside, the 708,661 square-foot Autopia Europia in Istanbul, Turkey will be the largest car dealership in the world. It's currently under construction, but here's a peek at the automotive wonder.

    By Wes Siler Read More
  • Trunklid Beer Tap Is Best/Worst Car Mod Ever

    It's what every tailgate aficionado dreams of, but never actually follows through on. One enterprising VW owner installed a working beer tap on his Jetta's trunk. As long as it's disconnected while driving, it doesn't violate open container laws! [TCL]

    By Jordan Golson Read More
  • Florida DMV To Citizen: EAT ASS

    When Ashley Lineberger renewed her license she was surprised to find the replacement listed her street address as "EAT ASS." After informing the Florida DMV she doesn't live on "EAT ASS" they tried to charge her for a new one.

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  • Kid Shows Off Stolen Cop Car

    An English bad boy steals a police car and what's the first thing he does with it? Has his mates film him hooning it, of course. Since this is England, we're guessing an Anti-Social Behavior Order is headed his way.

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  • What It's Like To Drive In Dubai

    An old Toyota truck does massive burnouts in the middle of a highway while an SUV drives around on two wheels in the distance. It isn't Grand Theft Auto, it's just any given Wednesday in Dubai.

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  • Commenter Of The Day: Say Hi To Your Mother For Me Edition

    The completely random "Mark Wahlberg Talks To Animals" sketch on Saturday Night Live prompted a bit of showdown between Wahlberg and Andy Samberg, with Wahlberg half-heartedly joking to punch Samberg in his nose but eventually coming on the show the next week. It speaks to the power of impressions when they're simple and repetitive — a la Chevy Chase constantly falling down as President Ford or Dana Carvey spastically waving his arms as President George Bush Sr. So is Mark Wahlberg actually a je

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  • The First Ever White Carbon Wheels

    In today's episode of Dubious Achievements, we examine the world's first white carbon wheels, as featured on the DMC Quattro Veloce Lamborghini Murcielago. Oxymorons and wheel fins go together like Italian supercars and cocaine and peanut butter and ladies.

    By Wes Siler Read More
  • Tesla, Toyota Partner To Build Electric Cars

    Tesla will announce a deal with Toyota to build electric cars at a press conference later this afternoon. Although it's not yet clear what the specifics of the deal will entail, we can speculate all sorts of fun things. UPDATE

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  • Why The Yugo Isn't Just A Punchline

    Admit it: The Yugo is strangely fascinating. Jason Vuic's book Yugo: The Rise and Fall of the Worst Car in History is equally fascinating. Wired.com recently spoke with Vuic about the car's legacy. —Ed.

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  • Hawaii To Install Anti-Drifting Roads

    Is Hawaii's solution to illegal street drifting an increased support for draconian law enforcement or enactment of anti-hoon legislation? Nope. Anti-skid road surfaces that have the added bonus of making the roads safer for everyone and faster for enthusiasts.

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  • The World's First Reverse Fauxrarri

    Here's a nice Ferrari 308 GTSi selling on eBay with a suspiciously low bid. Why? Oh, it's got a Pontiac Fiero engine. We present to you the world's first reverse Fauxrarri.

    By Ben Wojdyla Read More
  • What's The Lamest Exotic Car?

    An exotic car is a vehicle that's very rare, expensive, fast, and/or powerful. But just because someone spends a ton of money on a car doesn't mean it isn't awful. What's the lamest exotic car?

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  • 2011 Jeep Grand Cherokee: New Look, New V6

    Chrysler's officially pulled the wraps off the 2011 Jeep Grand Cherokee and it's sporting a redesigned stiffer chassis, actual quality materials inside and a spankin'-new 3.6-liter Pentastar V6 delivering 23 MPG. It's also not unattractive.

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  • To The Person Who Stole My Mustang

    By now, you must realize that you can never own or race this car. The awesome power of the internet has put pictures of every inch of it onto every imaginable forum. This will only get worse with time.

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  • How To Build A Sherman Tank In Your Garage

    An Australian man has built himself a fully functional miniature Sherman tank. It has working treads and a rotating turret, and he drives it around his back yard. Now he wants to help you build your own. Here's how.

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  • This Is Why People Think SUV Drivers Are Asshats

    There are many reasons people get frustrated with SUV drivers. Crowding parking spaces like a linebacker in a port-a-john's one of them, as we see the white Suburban here doing. The gray Expedition taking four spaces? Well that's just asshattery.

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  • 2011 Shelby GT500 Sets New Track Record

    Ford's tire-shredding 2011 Shelby GT500 drops its Virginia International Raceway lap time nine seconds in this video after dropping 120 pounds with a new aluminum block on its 550-hp supercharged V8.

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  • What's The Most Pointless Car Feature?

    New cars are loaded with features designed to sell new cars and keep old products fresh. WIth few exceptions, most of these "improvements" are crap. What's the most pointless car feature?

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  • Inside Mercedes-Benz's Classic Treasure Trove

    The Mercedes-Benz Classic Center is one of the finest restoration facilities in the world. Vanity Fair's Brett Berk recently stopped by to drive a vintage Gullwing, giving Jalopnik this exclusive behind-the-scenes peek. —Ed.

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  • Natural Gas Hot Rod Is VERY Green, Very Fast

    This Factory Five '33 Ford wears a very loud shade of Lamborghini green, but it's not just posing, it's green enough to turn anyone envious. Under the hood's a CNG-fueled LS7 exhaling at 650 HP though four catalytic converters.

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  • The World's Worst Electric Porsche

    The 1968 Porsche 912 is a thing of beauty. But what if you neuter one with a barely-60-MPH-top-speed-generating 12 HP electric motor? Not this. Instead, here's how one Hollywood producer turned a Porsche into a slower-than-a-Prius electric pile of compost.

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  • Hawaii 5-0 Is Back In New CBS Remake

    CBS just gave the green light to 5-0, a reboot of classic island cop show Hawaii Five-0 written by the team behind the recent Star Trek revival. Better news? Jack Lord's actual '74 Mercury Marquis is making an appearance.

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  • Commenter Of The Day: Drugwars Edition

    I'm honestly not sure if I spent more time in high school playing Drugwars on my TI-86 or doing my Algebra homework (my report card probably indicates the former). As a simple turn-based strategy/trading game where you play a drug dealer it's quite enjoyable and easy to play numerous times. It also looks like you're working. Because of my inattention to class I barely understood the post on defeating traffic with math and then got stuck in traffic today in Houston. What I lack in ANOVA understan

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  • What Car's Grown On You?

    When I was younger, I found tomatoes not in the form of ketchup or pizza sauce unappealing. Now I love' em. Cars are similar: many I once disliked suddenly seem ripe for the picking. What car has grown on you?

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  • How To Beat Traffic With Math

    Tired of being stuck in traffic? One writer broke down his daily Houston commute using a year's worth of detailed data and inferential statistics, and determined how to beat local traffic using nothing but math.. — Ed.

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  • The World's Tallest Parking Garage?

    An amazingly detailed 45-gigapixel panoramic shot of Dubai reveals what looks to be a yellow Ferrari sitting on a terrace of the Burj Khalifa, the world's tallest building. At 615 meters up, it's likely now the world's tallest parking garage.

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  • The Two-Ton Miata!

    Even though it blew both head gaskets at the Goin' For Broken LeMons, the Pendejo Engineering XJS managed to knock out a fourth-best (out of 108 cars) lap time of 2:16.339.

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  • The Carnage Of Iron Man 2

    Even for a metal-suited superhero film, Iron Man 2 destroyed an awful lot of cars. The list contains everything from smashed Rolls-Royce Phantoms to formula cars sliced in half by laser whips. Here's how the magic is made.

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  • The 3000-Hp Mercedes-Powered Nazi Speedboat

    The 44.5-liter, V-12-powered, Mercedes-Benz T80 would have made a land-speed-record run in January 1940 had the Nazis not kicked off World War II five months earlier. Damn Nazis. Amusingly, here it is as a speedboat. [via Strange Vehicles]

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  • Commenter Of The Day: My Kind Of... Edition

    When talking about a mutual friend the other day it was impossible not to comment on the fact that this guy was, in fact, a huge asshole. But there was something about him that made it not bother us. It reminded me of the saying: "he's my kind of asshole." The key was the guy's ability to say what everyone was thinking even if it wasn't appropriate. It's rude and often offensive. But it's hard to thwack someone for saying what everyone was thinking. So maybe our own spy plane-obsessed Sam Smith

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  • How To Jump From A Speeding Car

    Brett and Kate McKay from The Art of Manliness assembled this concise guide to safely jumping out of a moving car. Personally, we prefer to go down with the ship, Titanic-style, but this is good stuff to know. —Ed.

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  • The 140-Mph Chase Cars Of The U.S. Air Force

    Fifty years ago, the United States Air Force discovered its top-secret Lockheed U-2 spy plane was nightmarishly tricky to fly. To keep aircraft from crashing, they began using high-speed chase/guide cars during take-offs and landings. Government-issue Camaro Z/28, anyone?

    By Sam Smith Read More
  • What's Your Deserted Island Car?

    None of us blame Jeremy Clarkson for exiling himself, as some days we wish we could do the same. Decision time, Wilson. What's your deserted island car?

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  • Man Shows Ass To Rally Car, Causes Crash

    Rally driver Mark Tapper, while running Rally New Zealand in a well-sorted Mitsubishi Lancer, was distracted by some "cunt with his ass out" ahead of a corner causing him to roll his car. NSFW.

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  • What's The Worst Car You've Ever Driven?

    People in the automotive industry, mostly people who make cars, often say "there are no truly awful new cars." Wrong! There have been, are, and will always be bad cars. What's the worst car you've ever driven?

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  • My, What Pretty, Razor-Thin Wings You Have

    Fifty years ago this month, Francis Gary Powers was shot down over the USSR in his Lockheed U-2. The legendary spy plane outlived its successor and is still flying today. To paraphrase Iceman, "We like you because you're dangerous." Amen.

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  • Commenter Of The Day: When Men Were Men Edition

    When men were men they didn't order coffee from Starbucks, they brewed it with a fire they built, from beans they'd crushed, in a mug advertising the name of a tool manufacturer. When men were men (and women were women) they didn't call a repairman when the washing machine broke, they took the whole thing apart, by hand, with no tools and rebuilt whatever was broken. When men were men they didn't exchange virtual business cards, but shook hands and when they did the dirt on their palms communica

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  • The 13 Most Memorable Drunk-Driving PSAs

    Society may despise drinking and driving, but that doesn't mean that the ads attacking it have to be humorless or macabre. These 13 public service announcements get the message across better than the rest.

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  • Which Used Performance Car Would You Never Buy?

    Yesterday's QOTD revealed that many of you have a taste for used performance cars. (Big surprise, right?) Buying a used sports car can be rewarding, but it can also be a disaster. Which used performance car would you never buy?

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  • Ferrari P4/5 Competizione Gets F430 Scuderia Donor

    The racing version of Jim Glickenhaus' custom, Pininfarina-penned Ferrari P4/5 is no longer merely a fanciful rendering. The team just picked up this F430 Scuderia donor car to serve as the platform for the track-ready Ferrari P4/5 Competizione.

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  • Commenter Of The Day: Fawlty Towers Edition

    British comedy, like soft cheese, doesn't always age well. For all the timeless humor (or maybe humour in this case) of a Monty Python And The Holy Grail there's a comedy like Keeping Up Appearances that no one under the age of 70 with access to a station other than PBS will watch. It's not yet clear where Fawlty Tours fits into this spectrum. If you like John Cleese you'll love him as the bumbling hotelier Basil Fawlty. If you're just someone who thought Spamalot was funny it may sail past you.

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  • What Car Are You Waiting To Depreciate?

    Sam Smith explained earlier why the Bugatti Veyron is so crazy expensive. Unfortunately, it'll always be expensive. Most cars, thankfully, get cheaper before they get expensive again. What car are you waiting to see depreciate?

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  • And The Real Winner Is...

    Serious LeMons fans know that the Index Of Effluency— given to the team that accomplishes the most with the crappiest car— is the true top prize, and the Dust-N-Debris Dodge Shadow utterly dominated the IOE this time around.

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  • And The Winner Is...

    Even after an SE-R Sentra (OK, fine, an SE-R 200SX) won a LeMons race last year, conventional wisdom held that Nissans can't really compete in the series. Forget conventional wisdom, because the Rogue Squadron SE-R just beat 107 cars!

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  • Day One Over: V8olvo Leads, Prickstine In Top 5

    With over a dozen cars wearing the Cone Of Shame (a traffic cone bolted to the roof, indicating that the team is one black flag from being booted from the race), it's easy to forget that some teams race clean.

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  • The Greatest Judgemobile Of All Time

    What else needs to be said? The Angry Hamster Z600 team loaned us the Short Bus, and you'll need a tactical nuke to blast us out of it. No, we can't do wheelies, because there are no seat backs.

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  • Ms, Mr Lube Locked In Legal Battle

    The Man, in this case literally Mr. Lube, is trying to keep women down, suing Ms. Lube for trademark infringement. "It is very representative of the machismo and the male chauvinism that exists in the trade," says Ms. Lube.

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  • 11 Fuel-Friendly Sports Cars For The Next Gas Crisis

    Although the driving public now considers $3 gasoline to be normal, another "gas crisis" is inevitable. To help you avoid a knee-jerk beige-buying reaction, we've assembled this list of fun and fuel-frugal sports cars you can buy now.

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  • Mama, Don't Take My Einspritzer Away

    The BRE Datsun 240Z a few weeks ago reminded me how much I love old-school slide film. This is a 1972 Porsche 917/10 that I shot on Kodachrome in 2006. Could anyone else stare at this all day?

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  • Bumblebee Camaro Gets New Body Kit For Transformers 3

    Everyone's favorite Chevy Camaro Autobot Bumblebee was caught chilling with Megan Fox on the set of Transformers 3 sporting a giant carbon fiber spoiler and other new parts. We're guessing they thought Fox didn't need any aesthetic upgrades.

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  • How To Escape A Sinking Car

    Accidentally drive into a river? Get caught in a flash flood and can't see daylight? Here's The Art of Manliness guide to escaping from an underwater car. Read it and don't drown! —Ed.

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  • What Car Looks Better On The Inside?

    There's a line about ugly people, something like "it's what's on the inside that counts." Fortunately, you don't have to look at the outside of a car when you're inside of one. What car looks better on the inside?

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  • How To Build Your Very Own Jet Engine

    Haven't you always wanted a fire-breathing jet engine to power your car/motorcycle/Vespa/skateboard? Of course. Here's a handy, step-by-step guide. Have fun, and don't burn the house down! —Ed.

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  • $40 Million Bugatti: New Most Expensive Car In The World

    Last week the Mullin Automotive Museum purchased a 1936 Bugatti Type 57SC Atlantic from Dr. Peter Williamson's estate for between $30M and $40M, making it the most expensive car ever sold. This makes our prospects of ownership ever-more-depressingly dim. [WSJ]

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  • This Is What 21 McLaren F1s Look Like

    The McLaren F1 is one of the rarest and most coveted supercars in existence. Here's 21 of them. It's the automotive equivalent of seeing eight bigfoots, 13 leprechauns or 37 unicorns together. [CarsUK]

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  • The Real History Of John Dillinger And Henry Ford

    Notorious gangster John Dillinger's thank you letter to Henry Ford for making a great getaway car's widely considered to be a hoax. It isn't, but Ford covered up the real letter, likely parading a forgery for decades.

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  • Ready... Aim... FIRE!

    Have some V8 engines and an odd original VW Beetle flat four trashing up your back yard (or front)? Here's a chart from MSD showing various cylinder firing orders. It's practically invaluable. [MSD via BangShift]

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  • Formula 1 Coming To... New Jersey?

    In response to overtures made by Bernie Ecclestone's Formula One Management, Ltd., Jersey City, New Jersey has announced a track layout for the proposed return of the United States Grand Prix. (What? You were expecting Newark?)

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  • The "WILDEST CUSTOM Z ON THE PLANENT"

    Today's Question of the Day asked at what point does the turd enter the punchbowl of car customization? For your consideration we present the "Wildest Custom Z On The Planent." Our be-mulleted alter-ego kinda loves this thing.

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  • Ferrari's Subliminal Cigarette Ads

    Does the barcode on this Ferrari F10 make you want to pick up a pack of Marlboros? According to English doctors, it's designed to do just that. They claim the Ferrari F1 livery violates a tobacco sponsorship ban.

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  • The History Of The Car Bomb

    This weekend's attempted Times Square bombing reminded us of the dangers of "the workhorse of urban terrorism" — the car bomb. Mike Davis gave TomDispatch this history of the first modern car bomb, mere miles from Times Square. —Ed.

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  • Test Drive Unlimited 2: First Screen Shots

    We've got some lovely screen shots Test Drive Unlimited 2. The follow-up to the original has, you guessed it, faster cars, better graphics and more ways to simulate the digital lifestyle of an auto journalist.

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  • What's A Working Man To Drive These Days?

    Henry Ford envisioned the Model T as a vehicle for the working man. Now his company's trucks come from the factory with the ability to find the nearest Thai restaurant. What's a working man to drive these days?

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  • Russians Building James Bond-Inspired Golden Car

    The Ruskie wildmen at Dartz, not content resting on their formerly-whale-penis-leathered laurels, are prepping a James Bond-inspired, gold-encrusted armored SUV complete with seats from Boris Yeltsin's plane. Act now and they'll throw in an actual golden gun with gold bullets.

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  • World's Ugliest Car Made Slightly Less Ugly

    The Mitsuoka Orochi is the ugliest car in the world, but the addition of new wheels and a bodykit make this the most attractive example — which is like being the least awkward member of the British Royal Family. [Minds-Farm]

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  • And The Winner Is...

    While Eyesore Racing has managed to take three winner-on-laps LeMons trophies, we never believed any other team could do it more than once. We were proved wrong today, when the Texas-winning Race Hard Race Ugly BMW 325iS triumphed.

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  • GT $500 Celica Leads, But Breaks Axle Drag Racing

    We just got back to the hotel after plowing through another crawfish feast served by the Chauvin Cajuns... which we really needed after all the excitement of the day's racing. The Celica that won last year leads... for the moment.

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  • Audi R8 GT: Lighter, Faster, Stronger

    The Audi R8 GT gives Ingolstadt's übercar the 560 HP and 398 lb-ft of torque to match the Lamborghini Gallardo LP560. Its production run of just 333 units — half the mark of the beast — gives it demonic powers!

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Nice Price or No Dice (20)

  • Maserati Khamsin Blows In For $36,500

    The Sphinx may remain an enigma, but the hot wind that has eroded it for centuries is well known as the khamsin. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Maserati is as hot as its namesake, but is its price enigmatic?

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  • For $1,600, Get A Non-Rambling Rambler Wagon

    The Allman Brothers espoused being a Ramblin' Man, Led Zeppelin needed to Ramble On, and in Ramble Tamble, CCR sang down the road I go. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe American may not run, but it's a Rambler too.

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  • For $4,500, Your Saab's Different, Mrs. Jalopnik

    Saabs have always been eclectic, from the ignition lock between the seats, to their little mid-car mud flaps. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe '86 900 is no exception, and for $4,500, it'd let your Swedish freak flag fly.

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  • For $12,990, Orange You Glad I Didn't Say Sentra?

    The term Q-ship originated in WWI when merchant vessels carried hidden armament to attack and sink enemy subs. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Sentra also looks sedate, but hides a turbo 2.5-liter. Would you sink thirteen large for it?

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  • Why Pay $5,500 For An '87 190E? Just Be Cosworth

    The 1885 Benz Patent Motorwagon is generally considered to be the first production car. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe 190E Cossie represents over 100 years of evolution since then, but could its price make it potentially your next car?

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  • Get Your Rx Filled For $16,000

    In the ‘70s, Mazda had an ad campaign saying that while other cars go boing, boing boing, Mazdas go Hmmmmmm. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe RX2 hails from that era, but its updates might just make you go boing!

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  • Blown 'Clone For $12,800

    At one time, the GMC Syclone was rumored to be faster than the Viper, Corvette, and even a Ferrari. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe pickup is still plenty fast, but will its price make you say what the truck!?

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  • For $3,300, Get Off The Dime

    In Japan, the 510 was called the Bluebird. That's fitting as today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe 510 is blue, but will its condition and price make you want to flip the seller the bird?

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  • For $26,500, Become A Cowboy From Hell

    Long before the Prius, a hybrid car was a foreign make with a honkin' big American V8 dropped into it. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Pantera is just such a hybrid, and its performance is bred to be high.

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  • For $18,000, You Can Be The U-Boat Commander

    Porsche purists derided them, Tom Cruise sank one, and Artz/Nordstadt turned one into a fat rabbit. While the 928 seems to have been the Rodney Dangerfield of Porsches, Nice Price or Crack Pipe respects them just the same.

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  • 13-Second Regal For $2,000

    The five-second rule says that's how long before something dropped starts picking up the nasties. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Buick does the quarter in 13 seconds, but even though it's kinda' nasty you can still pick it up.

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  • Turbos And T-Tops For $6,500

    Diogenes the Cynic wandered ancient Greece looking for an honest man. You, on the other hand, need search no further than Nice Price or Crack Pipe to find a Fairlady.

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  • Become Ennobled For $59,900

    If a Porsche is too plebeian for you, a Lotus too languid, if even a Modena is too mundane, then Nice Price or Crack Pipe has a Noble idea that's just for you. That exclusivity comes at a price, however.

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  • Get Ready To Vauxhall Ass For $35,000

    The Magnificent Seven is a remake of Kurosawa's violent classic The Seven Samurai. In a similar vein, today's Vauxhall-poweredNice Price or Crack Pipe Caterham is a remake of an iconic Lotus, but it too may be magnificently violent.

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  • Make A Fat Redhead Your Cruel Mistress For $42,500

    The Testarossa, once the wild-hair of Maranello's lineup, has become one of the most affordable ways to join the 12-cylinder Ferrari club. But with today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe '87, would that club beat the crap out of you?

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  • Your $8,995 Riviera Vacation Begins In Cleveland

    Literally translated, Côte d'Azur means blue coast, but it's also known as the French Riviera. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Buick Riviera is also azure, and has so few miles it could easily coast for years to come.

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Planelopnik (1)

  • How To Fly An SR-71 Blackbird

    We've read what it feels like to fly the SR-71 Blackbird. Now learn how to do it yourself. Here's the Air Force's official, and recently declassified, operations manual for the gorgeous, evil-looking spy plane. Who wants to go 2112 mph?

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QOTD (4)

  • Commenter Of The Day: Flipmode Squad Is Hungry Edition

    One of the best organizations to join in college is the one responsible for bringing musical/comedy/entertainment acts to campus. In addition to getting to meet the acts themselves, you learn a lot about dealing with strange situations. For example, when a certain famous bearded comedian tries to charge you for an opening act he's supposed to provide you point out he only filled half the time for his set so you can only pay him half as much. You learn to negotiate way the "organic vodka" clause

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  • Commenter Of The Day: Ming Vase Edition

    China's Ming Dynasty lasted from 1368 to 1644 and was one of the most powerful and socially influential ruling governments in history. Under their rule China went from a loosely tied land ravaged by Mongol hordes to a civilized, orderly society developing art and music, undertaking huge works projects like the Forbidden City and building a vast Navy. Unfortunately in Western cultures the entire era is almost exclusively known for its development of finely crafted porcelain pottery. The Ming vase

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  • Commenter Of The Day: Your Mom Just Poked Me Edition

    How many families are going to be ripped apart by Facebook? I'm not going to be the 1,203,471st person to tell you to get off of the social site (go here for why and here for how to do it without losing all your friends), but it's pretty clear everything went awry not when the company's leaders tore down any semblance of caring about privacy but when we started letting parents on the site. It's not their fault, really, but how we react to them. Either kids forget/don't imagine the implications o

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  • What's The Largest Vehicle You've Driven?

    The Ford shareholder who complained yesterday about the company's "weenie cars" may be what's wrong with society, but they make a good point. Big vehicles are fun and totally American. What's the largest vehicle you've driven?

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Racing (1)

  • The Life And Death Of The Six-Wheeled Race Car

    Before Formula 1 entered the modern era, it was a place where wild ideas ruled. Mattijs Diepraam of 8W penned this in-depth look at the six-wheeled Tyrrell P34, one of the most crowd-pleasing race cars ever built. —Ed.

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  • Ducati 916: The Superbike, Evolved

    Ducati's legendary 916 all but set the blueprint for the modern superbike, changing the way the motorcycle industry approached both styling and technical sophistication. Kilometer Magazine assembled this history of one of Italy's most fascinating machines. —Ed.

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Spacelopnik (1)

  • NASA Engineers Drift Lunar Electric Rovers

    NASA Engineers put on a show for fans last week, hooning two brand-new Lunar Electric Rovers in public. The Rover's 12 pivoting wheels allow it to drive "crab-style." That's NASA speak for sideways.

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Technology (4)

  • IBM Wants To Control Your Car

    A patent application filed by IBM engineers reveals the company's developing technology that will allow governments to shut down the engines of private automobiles via traffic signals. It's like Skynet... only much worse.

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  • 1980s Chrysler Argues With A Speak & Spell

    Through the magic of technology, the 1986 Chrysler New Yorker could to talk to its driver. Similarly, the Speak & Spell children's learning toy could school you with a mechanized voice. This is what happens when you put them together.

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  • I'm Tesla's New Intern, And This Is My Electric Car

    Twenty-year-old Chad Conway recently beat out hundreds of other college students to become Tesla Motors's only undergrad intern. He got the gig because he's an electric-car freak, restoring this 1980 ComutaCar in high school. This is his story. —Ed.

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Wrenching (2)

  • How To Rebuild An American V-8 Carburetor

    Carburetors may be simple, old-school, and dirty, but they're also cool as hell. BangShift forum member John Cerone walks us through the process of overhauling one of Detroit's most iconic fuel-squirters — the Holley double-pumper. Long live cheap speed! —Ed.

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