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  • The BMW 5-Series: A Personal Look Back

    Last year, sales of BMW's midsize sedan hit 5.5 million. The outgoing 5er, known as the E60, represented the car's fifth generation. I have at least five personal stories to tell about the 5-series. Coincidence? I think not!

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Buying (6)

  • 2011 Ford Fiesta: First Drive

    At long last, the U.S.-spec Ford Fiesta is here. It is slightly heavier than its European counterpart, but it's still the best small car you can buy in this country. Welcome to the party, America.

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  • Cadillac CTS Coupe: First Ride

    Cadillac's chiseled, sexy CTS coupe surprised everyone when it debuted at the Detroit Auto Show in 2007. Now we've gotten an exclusive first ride. Is GM's latest baby everything we had hoped?

    By Ben Wojdyla Read More
  • Riding Honda's Cybernetic Unicycle In Times Square

    Japanese engineers thought that allowing Matt Lauer to ride the Honda U3-X on the Today Show this morning was "too risky," but I sweet-talked them into letting me roll through Times Square on it. Cybernetic unicycle, meet New York.

    By Wes Siler Read More
  • Jalopnik Reviews: Camaro Convertible Concept

    Like most concept cars, the Chevrolet Camaro convertible isn't real. It moves under its own power, but it's by no means a polished and finished product. Still, if someone offered you the chance to drive it, would you say no?

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Culture (17)

  • What Would You Drive If You Were An Asshole?

    I often find myself attracted to a certain car and then, on reflection, decide only an asshole could drive one. Pop your collar, put on some yachting shoes and answer: what would you drive if you were an asshole?

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  • Drug Kingpin's Own Secret Addiction: Car Forums

    Accused International crime-kingpin Alexander Surin's new nickname is "Don Car-leone" after his arrest included the seizure of millions of dollars in exotic cars. That nickname's different than his secret forum screenname we found flaunting his automotive collecting prowess. UPDATE.

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  • Saab 99 Turbo: The Car That Made Trollhättan Great

    As Saab contemplates its future, Kilometer Magazine takes a drive in one of the most important and quirky vehicles in its history: the 1978 Saab 99 Turbo, one of the first cars to combine safety with turbocharged performance. —Ed.

    By Wes Siler Read More
  • Why The Dipstick Is Dying

    Technology, along with laziness and market research, is killing the oil dipstick. Is this important? Should you care? Will we miss it when it's gone? Yes, yes, and an emphatic yes. Here's why.

    By Sam Smith Read More
  • What Car Has The Most Sex-Friendly Backseat?

    Dan Neil was famously fired for describing sex in the backseat of a Ford as "loving, consensual and - given the Expedition's dual airbags - safe." It's roomy, but we can do better. What car has the most sex-friendly backseat?

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  • Part Hovercraft, Part Ekranoplan... And Part Subaru

    The problem with most airplanes is they require pilot's licenses and the problem with most hovercrafts is they can't float high enough to clear obstacles. Rudy Heeman solves both with the flying hovercraft. You will need a boat license.

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  • What's The Most Molested Car?

    The problem with fun, affordable cars is by the time they hit the used market they're almost always "modified" for performance into oblivion by amateur wrenchers. Warn the people! What's the most molested car?

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  • Battlestar Galacti-car: The Street Legal Viper

    There are numerous awful vehicles resembling Cylon Raiders from Battlestar Galactica. Fortunately for humanity, an amusement park mechanic has built this sweet, V8-powered homemade street legal Colonial Viper to protect us from them.

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  • A History Of New York Auto Show Violence

    The New York Auto Show, one of the United States' largest, continued a growing association with violence last night. How'd the auto show become such a flashpoint for violence? Are car guys to blame?

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  • How To Take Car Photos With An iPhone

    In the spirit of Chase Jarvis's excellent book The Best Camera is the One That's With You, I've recently started shooting cars with my iPhone 3GS. Who knew that tiny little lens had soul?

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  • Could This Be The Greatest Terrible Car Ever Made?

    It's big, it boasts a body designed by the Italian design house responsible for the Maserati 5000 GT and Alpine A106, and it packed Buick V8 power under its vast hood. And, uh, mumble mumble Lucas Electrics mumble mumble.

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Entertainment (4)

  • Top Gear USA: What To Expect

    In an exclusive interview with John Hesling, executive producer of the recently-announced-as-heading-to-the-History-Channel motoring show Top Gear USA, we learned this new American show plans on meeting or exceeding the bar set by the UK original. Wait, there's more.

    By Matt Hardigree Read More
  • Top Gear Summits Icelandic Volcano Hours Before Eruption

    Last week we shared news the BBC's Top Gear was filming on an active volcano. Turns out it's Eyjafjallajökull, the same volcano causing European airplane havoc. Luckily, cast and crew escaped just hours before the volcano erupted. Amazing gallery below.

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  • 25 Of The Funniest Jeremy Clarkson Quips... In The World

    Top Gear's Jeremy Clarkson is everyone's favorite unapologetically egotistical car critic. Rarely does one of his reviews emerge without containing something eminently quotable. Here are 25 of his best and most obnoxious emissions, courtesy of Ridelust.

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Ford (1)

  • 1969 Ford Mustang

    Welcome to Down On The Street, where we admire old vehicles found parked on the streets of the Island That Rust Forgot: Alameda, California. Here's one for the Mustang purists!

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News (140)

  • Nissan's BRE 370Z Unveiled At Road Atlanta

    Nissan's 40th-Anniversary 370Z BRE — as in Brock Racing Enterprises — Edition was unveiled last night at the Classic Motorsports Mitty at Road Atlanta. Did we mention how much we love John Morton? [AutoTrader Classics]

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  • What's Your Automotive Shibboleth?

    Most minor league car enthusiasts know the difference between a Countach and a Diablo, so to ascertain if someone is truly auto-literate you gotta throw something tricky at them. A shibboleth. What's your automotive shibboleth?

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  • Commenter Of The Day: Theophilus London Edition

    If it weren't for the anachronistically-named mixtape I'm not 100% sure I'd need an Internet connection (okay, it's sort of important for work). This week I was really looking forward to the new one dropping from NY rapper/producer Theophilus London. His last mixtape was This Charming Mixtape — a nod to Elvis Costello and the power of a beat machine. When I heard his new mixtape was to be called I Want You I presumed it was another Costello ref, but the sample is actually Marvin Gay. Still prett

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  • Imagine This 600-Square-Mile Oil Slick... On Fire

    Last week's rig explosion caused this 600-square-mile oil leak off the shore of Louisiana. Now the slick's a major threat to the rest of the Gulf of Mexico, forcing the Coast Guard to begin setting it on fire. Here's how.

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  • What Would You Drive If You Were A Saint?

    Ya'll must know a lot of assholes, because when we asked you what you'd drive if you were one there were 850 responses. Let's balance the scales, eh? What would you drive if you were a saint?

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  • How Car And Driver Stole One Artist's Work

    Jon Sibal renders next-generation cars before they're revealed — a commodity coveted by auto insiders, analysts and car-crazed fan-boys. Now he's fighting Car and Driver, Hachette's money-makin' machine, to acknowledge his work was stolen. Here's his story. — Ed. UPDATE!

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  • Commenter Of The Day: The Wrong Time For A Joke Edition

    National Security Adviser Jim Jones had to apologize for repeating a joke about a Jewish salesman. The joke is about a Jewish merchant who refuses to sell water to a Taliban soldier but offers him a reasonably priced tie. The thirsty Taliban soldier gets upset so the merchant tells him there's a restaurant on the other side of the hill that'll sell him water. The angry Taliban soldier returns an hour later and walks up to the merchant and says "your bother tells me I need a tie to get into the r

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  • How An Ex-Road & Track Editor Fooled The Car World

    This weekend automotive forums were abuzz over a story alleging a new government appointee's targeting "environmentally unfriendly" high performance vehicles. They'd be rightfully frightened... if it weren't a hoax. The perpetrator, a former Road & Track editor-in-chief, confessed to Jalopnik.

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  • The Best Damn Alfa Book Ever Written

    Pete Vack of Veloce Today wrote this compelling summary of one of the coolest books written about Alfa Romeos. We love Alfas, so we couldn't resist. Hell, even if you don't love Alfas, you should probably buy it. —Ed.

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  • Commenter Of The Day: Andrew Bird Live Edition

    I've had the pleasure of seeing Andrew Bird live a few times, starting in 2002 when he'd just gone solo and later as his craft evolved. A classically trained violinist, Bird's music started out mostly with live bits on violin and guitar with some whistling in between. Eventually, Bird started incorporating a looping machine so he could build lush, live sounds on stage without the need for a large band. This works because of Bird's precise rhythm and sharp ear. If you're not paying attention you

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  • Suppository-Shaped Bus Wins Best Of Show Award

    The Hunan University State Key Laboratory of Advanced Design and Manufacture for Vehicle Body bus is epic. So much so we're naming it for the prestigious and made-up Jalopnik Best of Show for Tremendous Advancements in Non-Normative Wheel Layout award.

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  • The Ten Worst Drivers In L.A.

    Bad driving isn't endemic to a specific location, but there's no arguing that poor drivers tend to congregate on the coasts. This selection of ten horrible Los Angeles drivers comes courtesy of Mike at L.A. Can't Drive. —Ed.

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  • Commenter Of The Day: Homoerotic Prison Limericks Edition

    One of the pleasures of working for the University of Texas literary and arts magazine, other than the time a bunch of poets smoked out the office, was reading through the submissions. While a large number of pieces were the typical "I'm in college so everything that happens to me is the most important thing that ever happened in all of human history" tomes, there were the occasional standouts. And since we had a fairly open policy regarding submissions they'd come in from all over the country.

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  • Beijing Invaded By Furries

    Like most Chinese copies, the furries of the Beijing Motor Show — from Pandas to bus people — are both creepier and more hilarious than the originals. Here's western culture's strangest fetish viewed through a cheaply constructed Chinese knockoff prism.

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  • Ford's Super-Rare Taurus SHO-Powered Aluminum Super-Sable

    Ford hand-built 20 second-generation Mercury Sables with lightweight aluminum bodies and potent Taurus SHO V6 engines. The few of these rare rolling all-aluminum technology testbeds still around are now potentially headed for a Ford crusher. This is their story.

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  • Would You Buy Any Car With 500 HP?

    Just like $500 ain't what it used to be neither is 500 HP. Once the high-mark for exotic cars, soccer moms now pilot 555 HP BMW soft-roaders. Given what's out there, would you buy any car with 500 HP?

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  • The Top 51 Lemons Of The Detroit Irony 24 Hours Of LeMons

    The 26th race in LeMons history took place at Michigan's Gingerman Raceway last weekend, and we saw plenty of LeMons firsts. For example, the first one-speed "automatic" transmission, and the first twin-turbocharged, mid-engined full-size van. Madness!

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  • BMW Slaps Audi Dealership With Giant Billboard

    The wall above Audi of Hong Kong is so gigantic it visually consumes their dealership. BMW clearly understood that, buying the space to use for a gigantic middle finger-like billboard over their German competitor. The billboard wars just went global.

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  • Bloomberg Continues His Assault On NYC Drivers

    Mayor Bloomberg has announced plans to close 34th street between 5th and 6th avenues to traffic, creating yet another pedestrian plaza and installing a two-way bus lane on what will now become a one-way street. Screw you, car drivers.

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  • This Porsche Has A Nice Box

    Some people just love their Porsche Boxsters. There's no shame in it, they have a lovely chassis, so complimenting the car with a vanity plate is understandable. When you love a thing you just can't get your mind off it.

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  • Ferrari 599 GTO: This Is What Fast Looks Like

    The Ferrari 599 GTO looks like the fastest prancing stallion ever because, with a Fiorano Circuit time of 1:24, it is. The red-and-black firecracker bowed in China today and we obsessed over every inch.

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  • BMW Concept Gran Coupé: Elegance, Wasted?

    The 2007 Concept CS was a Shanghai surprise of refined Bangle-era BMW styling. Now, three years later, the German brand's trying to again redefine their look and feel with the Concept Gran Coupé — that'll make an elegant 6 Series.

    By Ray Wert Read More
  • Commenter Of The Day: Tell It Like It Is Edition

    Let's get one thing straight: I have no idea what the Crossroads Quartet is. Or was. Or why, for that matter, they chose to put a jokey cartoon clunkmobile on their album cover. The image came up in a Google search for the phrase "tell it like it is," and I couldn't help but laugh. It's like James Garner, three of the Monkees, and a guy who looks like a young Don Johnson all decided to form a crappy singing group and record their harmonized warbles in glorious stereo surround. And a car fits int

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  • Virginia Revokes Hitler-Saluting License Plate

    The Virginia DMV recalled this now-infamous racist Ford F-150 license plate after negative buzz on the web pointed out the coded pro-Hitler message. Seriously, Virginia, you needed the Internet to realize this guy might be racist?

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  • Commenter Of The Day: Smile Edition

    The success of "Good Vibrations" led Brian Wilson and The Beach Boys to attempt an entire album produced with the same multi-layered, studio constructed sound. The album was to be called Smile and, though many tracks were recorded, it was never fully released beyond the many bootleg versions to be found in the collections of avid music fans. Whether the album failed because its creator Brian Wilson went around the bend or because it was too advanced for its time is unclear. Wilson eventually rel

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  • Fiat Chairman's Brother Drives One "Motherfucker" Of A Jeep

    This is the Jeep SRT8 the brother of newly-anointed Fiat Chairman John Elkann drove to today's press conference where his 34-year-old brother's new job was announced. The bumper sticker reads "Italian Motherfucker." Is every Italian-American trying out for Jersey Shore?

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  • Do You Have An Automotive Litmus Test?

    Whenever it's time for a President to appoint a Supreme Court Justice there's always question of whether there's a "litmus tests" on controversial issues; one factor that can completely remove a choice. Do you have an automotive litmus test?

    By Matt Hardigree Read More
  • What Is This WWI French Military Transport?

    This color (or false-color, we can't tell) image of a WWI French military truck is first and foremost, neato. Second, we don't know what the heck it is. Do you? Let's see those guesses in the comments below. [NMVSite]

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  • Your SUV Uses More Fuel Than A Boeing 737

    On a per-passenger basis, the average SUV uses more fuel than a Boeing 737, an Amtrak train, and the average bus combined. Also, 40 Burger King Whoppers hold as much energy as one gallon of gas. Click to enlarge. [Good.is]

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  • Hondabaru: The Nuttiest Thing You'll See Today

    Let's say you've snagged a rolled Subaru WRX for $1,950 Canadian and you have a Honda Civic you're bored with. Why not chop both up, lay the Civic body on the WRX frame and create an AWD, boxer-powered Hondabaru?

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  • Sports Illustrated And Cars: A Look Back

    Car racing once had mainstream appeal, and magazines were once capable of selling millions of copies without turning their covers into word soup. These classic Sports Illustrated covers perfectly embody that golden age.

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  • What Did You Drive Before You Could Drive?

    The man driving the souped up electric Barbie car reminds us of how far we went to simulate driving in the awful period before we were licensed drivers. What did you drive before you could drive?

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  • Mercedes CLS Gives BMW The Finger With New Concept

    We feel about the portly 5-Series GT the same way Indiana Jones feels about snakes. But the just-revealed Mercedes CLS Shooting Brake Concept? Better than finding a new iPhone in a bar. Glorious photos of the sexy wagon inside.

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  • Hyundai Genesis PM580: A 750 HP Pikes Peak Conqueror

    Rhys Millen is so serious about breaking the world-famous Pikes Peak Hill Climb' 10-minute barrier and reclaiming his family's honor he's building a tube-framed and carbon fiber, 1,850lb, 750 HP stroked 4.1-liter V6-powered monster called the Hyundai Genesis PM580.

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  • This BMW Belongs To A Brilliant Automotive Troll

    Some guys do things just to make other people cringe. Engineer Christian Newman decided to do it with an eye-searingly greenish-yellow, carbon-fiber and kevlar-infused E30 BMW with a transplanted Nissan GT-R straight six. His reward? Scorn, and 286 WHP.

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  • The Icelandic Ash Cloud Is Coming To America

    These latest UK Met Office predictions show the Icelandic volcano Eyjafjallajökull's air travel havoc-wreaking ash cloud moving its smoky tendrils closer to North America and the United States. It's comin' right for us!

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  • And The Real Winner Is...

    Is it possible for a $300 Volkswagen Quantum Syncro to survive all weekend in a road-course endurance race? No. How about taking 9th place overall, in front of E30s, RX-7s, Integras, and other allegedly faster cars? Again, and emphatically, no.

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  • Sliding BMW Z4 Seat Kills Apple iPad

    A ZPost forum member shares his story of the dangers of slipping an iPad behind the front seat of a BMW Z4. Especially when the Z4 has two disparately-sized drivers. Can someone say Apple sauce?

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  • 1972 Volkswagen 411 Sedan

    Welcome to Down On The Street, where we admire old vehicles found parked on the streets of the Island That Rust Forgot: Alameda, California. Here's the first 411 I've seen on the street in at least a decade.

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  • SMS 302SC Mustang Offers 535 HP, Even Badder 351X On The Way

    Steve Saleen's SMS has taken a crack at the new 5.0-liter Mustang with the naturally-aspirated, SMS 302 Mustang producing 440HP/400lb-ft of torque and the roots-supercharged 535HP/450lb-ft SMS 302SC Mustang. Of course there's a whopping-big spoiler and also the upcoming 351X.

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  • Commenter Of The Day: Euphemism Edition

    Euthanasia and euphemism both share the Greek root "eu" which means "good" thereby meaning euthanasia roughly translates to "good death." It's not the way we'd like to go (hello Audi RS6 Avant + cliff), but an understandable alternative for some. Unfortunately, euphemisms are often worse than the actual literal description they're trying to euphemize. Is "buffing the bishop" really less salacious than "I'm going to go masturbate?" Everyone has to urinate, but does everyone need to "drain the sna

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  • What I Learned At Celebrity Driving School

    Before Steve Millen, winner of the 1994 24 Hours of Daytona, could compete in this weekend's Toyota Pro/Celebrity Race, he had to attend a beginner's driving school. Here's a first-hand account he wrote exclusively for us. —Ed.

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  • What New Car Would You Throw In A Vault?

    A friend surprised me this morning by announcing he'd like to save a Plum Crazy Challenger SRT8 for the future. It's a choice befitting the name but an interesting thought: what new car would you throw in a vault?

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  • Front Wheels Simultaneously Explode Off F1 Car

    While warming up yesterday for the Chinese Grand Prix, a massive suspension failure sent both front wheels of Sebastien Buemi's F1 car rocketing off in opposite directions, leaving Buemi to stare at a wall he now can't avoid. Video below.

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  • Commenter Of The Day: Hearst Castle Edition

    If you're passing through the Central California coast and you see a sign advertising "Hearst Castle" do yourselves a favor and stop in for a couple of hours. Though not actually a castle — it more resembles a small Spanish village complete with faux-church — the compound shows off the kind of opulence you'd be hard pressed to find this side of Dubai. The "backyard" as Hearst called it was miles and miles of California and the front yard was pristine beach as far as the eye could see. Things cha

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  • One Word: Possibility

    A 2008 Porsche 911 GT2 in rural Nevada. I took this two years ago while driving from Los Angeles to Pahrump. I'd tell you what I did here, but then I'd have to kill you.

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  • What Car Makes The Best Mobile Meth Lab?

    A new, easier-to-produce variety of methamphetamine is made using cars as mobile meth labs, thereby combining Michigan's two biggest industries. Maybe we've watched too much Breaking Bad but we must know: what car makes the best mobile meth lab?

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  • 2011 Ford Explorer Continues The Off-Road Charade

    The 2011 Ford Explorer will be built on the same platform as the Ford Taurus. No transfer case acting as the four-wheel-drive system's linchpin. That's not stopping Ford from releasing this teaser shot touting the potential for off-road prowess.

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  • How Volcanic Ash Can Kill An Airplane

    As volcanic ash spreads from an eruption under a glacier in the Eyjafjallajokull region of Iceland, the British have taken the drastic step of locking down the country's airspace. Here's why.

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  • Commenter Of The Day: The Ten Edition

    When you go to a showplace of cinematic stories do not, dear friends, change your mind at the ticket distribution office and select another talking picture. I'm not sure what I was going to see when I explained to my wife that we'd be better off catching The Ten but I was wrong. The Ten seemed like a perfect fit given my enjoyment of The State and appreciation of Wet Hot American Summer in college. Nope. Just because you like those two things does not mean you'll enjoy The Ten. The eight people

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  • What Car Do You Tell People To Buy?

    Hundreds of you shared the cars you tell people not to buy, but we're not going to end the Carpocalypse if no one purchases anything. Let's stimulate the economy. What car do you tell people to buy?

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  • Dual-Engine DeLorean Up For Single-Engine Sale

    This DeLorean isn't fitted with an original PRV V6. Instead, it's packing a 500 cubic-inch Cadillac V8 behind the driver and a 2.0-liter Honda B20A in the nose. The seller's only including one engine with the sale, but which one?

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  • Grannies Vs. Teens: Who's The Scariest Driver?

    Who is America's greatest driving threat — reckless teen drivers on cell phones or blue-haired hunched-over-the-steering-wheel grannies? TheAutoInsurance.com breaks it down for us with some good ol' fashioned infoporn.

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  • Lexus Marketing Photoshop FAIL

    Every automaker enhances their official images in Adobe Photoshop, often adding billowing smoke clouds to burnouts. Just like Lexus did here. Hilariously, they forgot a key detail. Lexus, here's a hint: Who's driving? [Lexus.ca via TheCarLounge]

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  • The Sexy Secret History Of BMW's New Artist

    Jeff Koons isn't just the artist behind BMW's latest art car — he's also created some seriously erotic artwork. Take this piece, depicting his porn-star ex-wife, titled "Dirty Jeff on Top." Is this the kind of artist BMW wants? (NSFW)

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  • What's In Your Glove Compartment?

    Not every vehicles has a RamBox, center console, or even a trunk to store crap. But almost every car has a glove compartment. What's in your glove compartment?

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  • EcoRoamer: The High-Tech, Zombie-Proof Survival RV

    With 46-inch tires and a diesel engine shared with construction equipment, the EcoRoamer looks and sounds terrifying. Its size belies its sophistication — it also uses a NASA-designed water-purifying system and broadcasts WiFi a mile-wide. Let's take a look inside.

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  • Yeah, That'll Buff Right Out

    A truck carrying boulders through Derbyshire Peak District in the UK accidentally dropped one onto an unsuspecting Yaris. Luckily no one was injured and thankfully this Toyota won't be doing any unintended acceleration. (H/t to Andrew!) [Mirror]

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  • Nissan-Amino Down On The Thai Street

    This is Down On The Street Bonus Edition, where we check out interesting street-parked cars located in places other than the Island That Rust Forgot. Looks like we've got an International DOTS-O-Rama going on, so let's head to Southeast Asia.

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  • Commenter Of The Day: One Of These Days, Alice... Edition

    Along with the iconic I Love Lucy, the 1950s CBS comedy The Honeymooners is largely acknowleged to be the template for the modern sitcom. In it, Jackie Gleason played Ralph Kramden, a blustery, short-tempered New York bus driver. His long-suffering wife, a sharp-tongued woman named Alice, was played by Pert Kelton (later Audrey Meadows). Ralph and Alice spent much of their screen time together arguing or dealing with the aftereffects of Ralph's get-rich-quick schemes, but that's not what most pe

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  • Your GM Pickup Could Explode And Kill You

    Over nine million General Motors pickup trucks built in the '70s and '80s have a tendency to explode in otherwise non-fatal accidents. This is FairWarning.org's detailed look at how an added "feature" made those trucks deadly. —Ed.

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  • TRANSCRIPT: Pilots Talking Sports Cars Before Crash

    The pilots of crashed US Airways Express Flight 2495 were talking about Corvettes, Rolls Royces and Jaguars just seconds before an aborted January takeoff in Charleston. Such conversations are expressly forbidden. Here's the transcript.

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  • Spyker's New Ferrari-Powered SUV

    Spyker wants to reinvent the supercar, combining the fragile performance of a Ferrari with the go-anywhere ability of a Land Rover Defender. This Spyker Super Sports Utility Vehicle will be powered by the former and perform like the latter.

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  • Ice-Road Truckin' In A Smart ForTwo

    Paul Shippey drove a Smart ForTwo across Canada's Dempster Highway, one of the roads featured in Ice Road Truckers and the only all-weather road into the Arctic Circle. This is his crazy story, which originally appeared on Wired.com. —Ed.

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  • The Ten Fastest States In America

    Ever hit the highway and notice that people drive differently? Some states haul more ass than others. Here's DriverSide.com's list of the ten speediest states based on tickets issued per capita. —Ed.

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  • This Is F1 Designer Adrian Newey On His Day Off

    As if creating a line of world-beating racers stretching back from last Sunday to 1985 wasn’t enough, Red Bull’s technical director is rather happy flooring it at Le Mans in a product of his great rival Ferrari.

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  • Commenter Of The Day: Common People Edition

    Listening to Pulp's hit song "Common People" in the car yesterday I immediately reconnected with the song's central premise: privileged rich people don't see the world the same way the rest of us do and no amount of pretending to be poor or rejecting their inheritance is going to change that. "You'll never live like common people/ you'll never do what common people do/ you'll never fail like common people/ you'll never watch your life slide out of view/ and dance and drink and screw/ because th

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  • Man Paid To Take Authentic Shelby Cobra

    If you've got a legitimate Shelby Cobra chassis and body, pay your storage unit bills or at least claim it before it becomes the property of the towing company paid to remove it. A free, original Cobra? Nice price.

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  • Ten Beautiful Minutes Of S14B23

    2.3 liters, 4 cylinders, 16 valves, 4 throttle bodies, 197 HP. That's all the E30 M3 needed to become a legend. Sit back, turn your speakers up and bask in 10 minutes of light is right.

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  • What Was The Worst Car From The 1980s?

    The British Labour party massively failed in their attempt to attack the 1980s by selecting a great car in what was, honestly, a decade fraught with crap. Let's do better. What was the worst car from the 1980s?

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  • Commenter Of The Day: She's Got The Angles Edition

    On the Internet everybody is a liar, some just lie more convincingly than others. I don't have stats to back this up but I don't need them. I write on the Internet for a living and read thousands of comments and forum posts a month and, like many of you, can often tell when someone is exaggerating or lying. Ever see a picture of a girl or guy on MySpace or Facebook and it's at a concealing angle? The person is probably unattractive, but it'll take meeting them in person (ugh!) to prove it. Unfor

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  • World's First iPad In Car

    We asked you not to do it, but someone still went ahead and slapped an iPad into the dash of their Toyota truck to create what's likely the world's first iPad car installation not involving duct tape.

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  • Every BMW 3-Series Has 2,500 HP... In Its Brakes

    In response to Toyota's unintended acceleration debacle, BMW engineers decided to calculate the equivalent horsepower of a 3-series' brakes: roughly 2,500 HP. That's right, every 3-Series ships with more than twice the power of a Bugatti Veyron.

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  • Commenter Of The Day: Pen And Pixel Edition

    You can trace the beginning of ridiculously sybaritic rap covers to Pen and Pixel, a Houston-based design firm that defined the Dirty South hip hop aesthetic. My friends in high school always looked for the best Pen and Pixel-style CD cover and even mocked up my friend Dan with chains standing in front of two blinged-out Bentleys, which themselves were in front of a sea of diamonds with dolphins jumping out of it. To quote the Houston Press:

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  • Commenter Of The Day: Westvleteren 12 Edition

    So many drinking references, can you tell it's an auto show week? Beer tasting with my in laws is great because, it turns out, one of my new cousins is a huge beer freak. Like hosts-his-own-massive-Oktoberfest kind of beer freak. He brews his own and drinks everyone else. In fact, I was at a wedding for another cousin and he held a beer tasting with bottles he stored in an ice-filled hotel bath. Most of it was created by some friends or in microbrew trades. There was so much I joked "What's next

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  • When Men Were Men And Rallying Was Certain Death

    There was a time, before flat billed baseball caps, when rallying required more than shoe company sponsorship. It required a complete and utter disregard for human life, especially your own. Here's a look at "old school" rallying.

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  • The 2011 Kia Optima Kicks Relative Ass

    What kind of crazy world is it when Kia is releasing the most desirable new non-performance car at the NY show? Ambitious styling, high-tech engines, MacPherson front and multi-link rear suspension add up to a possible killer mid-size.

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  • Hyundai Equus To Ship With iPad, Ditches Owner's Manual

    Hyundai's newest luxury sedan, the Equus, was just revealed at the New York Auto Show with the announcement it'll forgo the mostly ignored paper owner's manual in favor of an iPad, allowing customers to make vehicle service appointments wirelessly.

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  • What's Your Most Foolish Automotive Purchase?

    April Fool's Day is when people who aren't funny try to fool people who aren't paying attention. Sadly, sometimes we make the biggest fools out of ourselves. What's your most foolish automotive purchase?

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Nice Price or No Dice (21)

  • One Is The Loneliest Number For $35,995!

    In poker, one-of-a-kind means you'll probably lose your shirt. But in the Nice Price or Crack Pipe game of chance, being one-of-a-kind can be a benefit, although you still could go home shirtless.

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  • 1985 BMW 635CSI Euro Thrash For $11,995!

    Typically, when cars from the old country make the trip across the Atlantic, they get their cojones lopped. However, that's not the case with today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Bimmer, which should sound off like it's got a pair.

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  • Camouflaged Courier Conspicuously Courts $850!

    Little trucks are cool. Painting your mini truck camo is cool. Being named Skeet is cool. But selling your camo truck for under a grand and having it appear on Nice Price or Crack Pipe means you're the ice man.

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  • 1980 Volvocto For $2,250!

    Dorothy had only to click her heels together to get back her to Kansas home. That probably wasn't as much fun as driving today's Lawrence-based Nice Price or Crack Pipe Volvo, as I don't think Dot's shoes had a V8.

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  • Ride The White Pony For $4,995!

    Before Tata introduced the poor to the travails of new car buying, there was the Citroën FAF. Before the FAF there was the Greek-built Pony, and today Nice Price or Crack Pipe wants to know what's a grecian urn?

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  • C5 Corvette Says It's Hammer Time For $29,999!

    The Chevy V8 has been the go-to engine for transplanters, and we've seen quite a few Frankencars with them here on Nice Price or Crack Pipe. Today however, we've got a candidate that was actually born with one.

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  • 1989 BMW 325i Takes Vitamin E36, Costs $16,995!

    Like the precedent 2002, the E30 BMW is well loved for its simple shape and honest performance. However, about today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe 325i it can simply be said that its E36 transplant makes it honestly better.

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  • I-Da-Ho V8 Datsun For $3,000!

    Idaho's state bird is the Mountain Bluebird. Datsun's 240Z is a derivation of the Bluebird sedan. Today, Nice Price or Crack Pipe has a Ford-powered Z from the potato state that might just flip your blues the bird.

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  • Holy Bucking Bronco For $27,500

    The late Donald Frey must have had a thing for horses. The Mustang was his idea, as was today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Bronco. That Ford truck's good for horsing around in, but are you willing to pony up?

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  • Rebel With A Cosworth For $25,000

    William Randolph Hearst created his San Simeon castle by importing the best of Europe's ancient architecture and having Julia Morgan find ways to incorporate it. Today, Nice Price or Crack Pipe has a Ford Sierra that would make Hearst proud.

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  • SHOtus Me The Money For $10,000!

    The Esprit's handling was always leading man material, but its engine was little more than a walk-on extra. Today, Nice Price or Crack Pipe has an S2 that's had a cast change, and it says the SHO must go on.

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  • Mark Your Territory For $10,990!

    Today, manufacturers think luxury means heated and cooled seats, voice command and one-touch trunk closure. But Nice Price or Crack Pipe knows that true luxury means hidden headlights, landau roofs, and driving dynamics that are like a Nyquil-induced coma.

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  • Commenter Of The Day: How To Write An Auto Review Edition

    I'd argue the biggest hazard of automotive reviewing isn't fellating the manufacture or overusing personal experience — bad ideas though they are — it's falling into a formula. It's so easy to copy-and-paste one review into another to create a template for describing cars. Especially boring cars. Differentiating a mid-size sedan from its bland competition can be quite the challenge, but it's always best to reference obscure 17th century Prussian poetry instead of re-writing the same review. Lean

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  • What Car Do You Tell People Not To Buy?

    Consumer Reports was worried enough about Lexus GX 460 they told readers not to buy it. We'd have focused on it being bloated and expensive. Whatever the reason — what car do you tell people not to buy?

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  • What's Your Favorite Soft-Roader?

    There are vehicles designed to tackle the roughest trails in the world. Those are called off-roaders. And then there are vehicles designed to tackle dirt roads with maybe some pebbles. Those are called oft-roaders. What's your favorite soft-roader?

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  • NASA To Replace Astronauts With GM-Built Humanoid Robots

    Astronauts, America's beloved cowboys, are pissed about the Obama Administration killing manned spaceflight programs. Sounds like the right time for GM to brag about its astronaut-replacing R2 space robot NASA's sending into space this year. Launching tone-deaf PR in five...

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  • This Sentra's Oil Blow-By Problem Solved, Cheap!

    When your rings go bad and crankcase pressure starts a-buildin' up, you'll get oil a-gushin' out of any escape it can find: dipstick tube, filler cap, wherever. Cars dumping oil on a race track get in trouble. What to do?

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Wrenching (1)

  • 11 Tips To Get Your Car Ready For Summer

    Guides for winterizing your car pop up like clockwork every fall, but no one ever talks about summer preparation. Thinking about some sun-drenched driving? Here's how to make sure you're ready.

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