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  • Don't Buy A 2010 Jeep Wrangler

    The Jeep Wrangler is a legend. The 2010 model's part of a line of pure, utilitarian, rough-and-tumble vehicles stretching all the way back to 1941. And that's exactly why you shouldn't buy it. The 2011 Wrangler is that much better.

    By Ben Wojdyla Read More
  • 1970 Volvo 142

    Welcome to Down On The Mile High Street, where we admire old vehicles found parked on the streets of the City That Rust Sorta Ignored: Denver, Colorado. This may be the nicest street-driven Volvo 140 I've ever seen.

    By Murilee Martin Read More

Buying (1)

  • Nissan Leaf: First Drive

    We joined the hundreds of luminaries who have sampled the all-electric Nissan Leaf before it arrives in December. It's an impressive piece of software baked into an expensive compact car. Here's how the Leaf turns driving into an app.

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Advice (1)

  • How To Negotiate For A Used Car

    Buying a used car may sound simple, but most people find it pretty intimidating. Brett and Kate McKay from The Art of Manliness put together this helpful pre-purchase guide. Even if you're a title-turnin' pro, it's worth a quick review.

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Culture (28)

  • Lotus Is Dead, Long Live Lotus

    The spirit of Colin Chapman died today, as a creepy green dude watched on. Today's E-gasmic unveiling of the 2015 Lotus Elise, 2014 Lotus Elan, Elite, Esprit and Eterne only revealed that yes, the old Lotus is dead.

    By Matt Hardigree Read More
  • Jaguar C-X75 Concept: An Electric Jet XJ220 From The Future

    For its 75th anniversary, Jaguar's unveiling the C-X75 Concept, an extended-range electric coupe showing off a new design direction for the leaping-kitty brand, along with a electric/gas turbine power source generating 780 hp. Your 21st century British supercar awaits.

    By Justin Hyde Read More
  • Ride With The Hells Angels Of 1965

    In 1965, photographer Billy Ray and writer Joe Bride spent several weeks with a Hells Angels biker club in California on assignment for LIFE magazine. Their story never ran until today, because America was terrified of biker gangs.

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  • But... Its A Volvo

    Volvo has a yuppie soccer mom brand image so far from exciting you'd think they marketed purely in the Limited catalog. The Volvo S60R? Maybe one of the most underrated modern cars. Here's why I love the Swedish meatball.

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  • Who Wants To Be America's Next Top Car Blogger?

    Jalopnik wants to find America's next top car blogger. The winner, as chosen by readers, gets a six-month contract, worth $10,000 if fulfilled, as the site's new weekend contributing editor. Do you think you have what it takes?

    By Ray Wert Read More
  • What's The Most Ridiculous Spoiler?

    We don't meant telling anyone the silly end to Battlestar Gallactica, we mean the wings and spoilers designed to disrupt air or create downforce but mostly disrupt our breakfast and make us want to upchuck. What's the most ridiculous spoiler?

    By Matt Hardigree Read More
  • What's The Greatest Engine Of All Time, Period?

    You saw this coming, right? We argued over the merits of the best four-cylinder, the best inline six, and the best V8, and we'll get to the V6s, V12s, radials, and everything else... someday. Today, however, we choose the king.

    By Murilee Martin Read More
  • Ten Awesome Drifting Videos

    Inspired by the driftacular Gymkhana 3, we asked you to highlight the best drifting videos for a special prize. Here are the ten winning awesome drifting videos.

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  • How Ford Helped Invent The 8-Track

    Sync isn't Ford's only pioneering automotive entertainment technology. On this day in 1965, Ford first offered factory-installed 8-track tape players with tapes initially only available in auto parts stores. Now they're available in second-hand stores and pawn shops everywhere. Progress!

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  • America's Abandoned Auto Dealerships

    Last week we solved the mystery behind an abandoned Ohio car dealership caught on Flickr. Our story set off a flurry of responses from readers about similarly abandoned sales relics. Here's a ghostly gallery of America's lost car dealerships.

    By Justin Hyde Read More
  • Gymkhana 3: Ken Block Drifts Up A Wall

    The long-awaited, non rap-tease version of Gykmhana 3 brings much for the enthusiast to love, including spark-inducing donuts and one epic Jalopnik-inspired drift up the wall of a freaking antique French Autodrome.

    By Matt Hardigree Read More
  • The Case For An Automotive Idiot Light

    “There should be some special indicator light on your car for when you are in the process of doing something stupid and are sorry for it,” the wonderful blogger Mimi Smartypants writes. Totally. Here’s why.

    By Peter Orosz Read More
  • What's The Ultimate Poser Car?

    While some people prefer to fake it 'till they make it, the better policy is always to fake it while you make it. Unfortunately, numerous cars look faster than they drive. What's the ultimate poser car?

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  • Commenter Of The Day: Snake-Eating Gorillas Edition

    One of my favorite subplots in The Simpsons episode "Bart the Mother" involves giant lizards who go on the run and start eating pigeons. Everyone's happy with this, because no one likes pigeons. When Lisa complains about the infestation she's told to chill because they'll send in Chinese Needle Snakes to kill them. Then, they'll let loose snake-eating gorillas. And then "when wintertmine rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death." It's a great, government-sponsored solutions to some prob

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  • Meet The 21-Year-Old Student With 30 Supercars

    Dhiaa Al-Essa, a 21-year-old engineering student, drives a personal fleet of 30 supercars, including three Lamborghinis and five Ferraris. After getting a Koenigsegg Agera for next year's 22nd birthday, his garage will be worth $12 million. Slack jawed yokels, behold.

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  • Ten Cars With Awesome Names

    If cars stir the soul, then car names awaken the imagination. While some automakers insist on precision of alphanumerics, these ten awesome commenter-chosen examples demonstrate the spirit, joy and emotion one can endow on a car with just a name.

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  • Ten Totally Bogus 90s Cars

    Some cars are only bearable through the prism of nostalgia, but according to you rad dudes and dudettes these ten cars still seem totally bogus two decades later.

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  • The Ten Most Bitchin' Cars Of The '90s

    When it comes to the 1990s, our readers apparently weren't Clueless about their favorites cars, offering more than 1,000 responses. Reality Bites, so we had to narrow it down to these ten most bitchin' cars of the '90s.

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Entertainment (7)

  • Jeremy Clarkson Vs. The European Union

    Our jet-setting guest physicist travels to Brussels and returns with photographic evidence that somewhere in the bowels of the EU, bureaucrats are obsessed with a certain libertarian TV host. —Ed. note

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  • Top Gear Brings Exotic Trio To Virginia Raceway

    The mystery of Top Gear's visit to the States has been solved, with the trio bringing a Porsche 911 GT3, Mercedes-Benz SLS AMG, and Ferrari 458 Italia to Virginia International Raceway. Pictures below. Update: more pics, info.

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  • Top Gear UK Filming In North Carolina

    Top Gear UK's invading the US again. Jeremy Clarkson, James May, and Richard Hammond were spotted filming along North Carolina's Blue Ridge Parkway with the Mercedes-Benz SLS AMG, Ferrari 458 Italia, and Porsche 911 GT3. (H/t to the_stig's_american_cousin!) [MotownMuscle]

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  • Top Gear USA To Include "The Stig"

    Jalopnik sources tell us the U.S. version of Top Gear debuting on History later this fall will include "The Stig." Hopefully this one can keep their mouth shut.

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Ford (2)

  • Hennessey's Armored, Supercharged Ford Raptor SUV

    When people talk about Hennessey Performance Engineering they often complain that, while the cars are fast, they're not great at withstanding small arms fire. The solution? A custom VelociRaptor-based armored SUV they're calling the "War Wagon."

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News (165)

  • Screw Paris, Here's Some Desert Rally Pr0n

    Anyone else tired of press conferences and soggy croissants? Here's a mega-gallery of action from the 2010 Silk Way Rally, the precursor to The Dakar that runs 3,000 miles across Russia from St. Petersberg to The Black Sea. Nostrovia!

    By Wes Siler Read More
  • 2015 Lotus Elise: The New Hotness

    I can barely type right now I'm so excited. Who knew Stephen Baldwin was going to release four of the hottest supercars ever today? The 2015 Lotus Elise will be the smallest and cheapest, but just look at it!

    By Wes Siler Read More
  • Commenter Of The Day: Just Let Go, Man Edition

    Being my approximate age, gender, race, and socioeconomic status makes me predestined to like Bill Murray. Growing up watching Stripes and Caddyshack makes it impossible to not to love him. Post-Rushmore Bill Murray is even better, having mastered mixing some blood into the humor. Example? He tells the story of recording the voice overs for the Ghostbusters video game and getting the catchy theme song stuck in his head. While walking around he started humming it, only to realize everyone around

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  • Yes, This Is Really Topless Drifting

    Hungarian engineer Oszkár Asboth invented one of the first functioning helicopters. One-hundred years later the Hungarian Drifting Association has invented topless drifting. Progress! The video's semi-NSFW because of their solution to the persistent problem of nipple chaffing.

    By Matt Hardigree Read More
  • What's Your Favorite "Car Of The Future?"

    Most of the concepts you'll see in Paris this week will be of the Teve Torbes variety, barely distinguishable from future production models. But this isn't always the case. What's your favorite "Car of the Future?"

    By Matt Hardigree Read More
  • Maryland Judge Dismisses G8 Tail Light Charges

    The Maryland judge who threatened to approve tickets for all Pontiac G8 owners over their stock tail lights has backed down, reportedly saying she "misunderstood." Vehicular freedom's having a good week in the Old Line State.

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  • For $3,550, Coo Coo Ca Choo Mrs Robinson

    In The Graduate, an Alfa Romeo Duetto whisked Dustin Hoffman's Ben Braddock character between boning Mrs. Robinson and contrite confessionals with her daughter. With today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe 164 he can bring the whole family along.

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  • The United States Of Drunk Driving

    Here are the top 20 cities in America ranked by the share of their drivers with an alcohol-related offense on their traffic record. What do they have in common? Tough cops, limited public transit and colleges.

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  • Judge Sides With Trooper-Taping Motorcyclist And Freedom

    A judge in Harford County, Md., on Monday threw out four charges against motorcyclist Anthony Graber for recording his traffic stop without a trooper's permission, ruling public officials should "not expect our activity to be shielded from public scrutiny."

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  • Commenter Of The Day: Silver Streak Edition

    The first of the Richard Pryor/Gene Wilder films, Silver Streak is not the best (that would be Stir Crazy), but it's still hilarious and features two comedians on top of their game. Also it takes place on trains. We love trains. It's sort of a reminder that, in the '70s and '80s you could look ridiculous and still be a sex symbol if you were funny (ahem, Elliot Gould). I mean, who could imagine Wilder as Willy Wonka before he made the role his? Today, you need to start your career when you're 11

    By Matt Hardigree Read More
  • How Pilots Saved Two Planes From Disaster At JFK

    Nothing says welcome to New York City like a wing vomiting sparks as your airplane touches down at night. Just minutes before this video, the pilot radioed the news to JFK's air traffic control: "The right gear is stuck up."

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  • What's Your Favorite French Car?

    Winston Churchill, the standard-bearer for all things Anglo, was not-so-secretly a Francophile as likely to sip Champagne as take a drag from his cigar. In the spirit of liking freedom and France simultaneously we ask: what's your favorite French car?

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  • Junkyard Build Quality Challenge, Speedometer Edition: Germany

    When we did the Junkyard Build Quality challenge with door panels, the Audi 80 won handily, with top-shelf fasteners, few hidden corners cut, and well-thought-out design. We're moving into sportier— and pricier— territory here, with a 1993 BMW E36 yielding its speedometer to Shawn's crude-yet-effective junkyard toolkit.

    By Murilee Martin Read More
  • Junkyard Build Quality Challenge, Speedometer Edition: Japan

    The '93 BMW E36 did pretty well in the Speedometer Edition of the Junkyard Build Quality Challenge, with excellent marks for component quality, but the Germans are vulnerable in the areas of complexity and general pain-in-assness. We'll see if Nissan can do better, with this '93 Infiniti J30 up next.

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  • 1963 Ford Country Sedan

    Welcome to Down On The Mile High Street, where we admire old vehicles parked on the streets of the City That Rust Sorta Ignored: Denver, Colorado. What better way to follow up a Breezeway than with a mid-60s Ford wagon?

    By Murilee Martin Read More
  • Volvo Pedestrian Avoidance Test Fails Spectacularly

    Four months after a press event featuring an early crash avoidance test's embarrassing failure, Volvo's had a second PR mishap. This time, it involves their new pedestrian avoidance technology. As you can see, it does everything but avoid pedestrians.

    By Ray Wert Read More
  • Out With The Bad Engine...

    After getting my Project Van Hell '66 Dodge A100 last weekend, I was a bit apprehensive about removing its rod-knockitty engine through the doors. I've done plenty of engine swaps, but never out of a mid-engined van. No problem!

    By Murilee Martin Read More
  • NASA National Championship Results

    The National Auto Sport Association (NASA) National Championships, presented by Toyo Tires, were held at last weekend at Miller Motorsports Park in Tooele, Utah. Check out which cars (and drivers) became champions.

    By Rob Krider Read More
  • Commenter Of The Day: Chevrolet Vega Vert-A-Pak Edition

    We think of it now as a Malaise-era symbol of things gone wrong, but in its day the Chevrolet Vega sported some of the wonkiest technology General Motors could accomplish. Aluminum engine blocks and eventually a dose of Cosworth engineering gave the Vega an edge over other tiny cars of the day — before its rust and quality problems destroyed the franchise. The Vega even had a different kind of car hauler: the Vert-A-Pac, a custom-designed rail car that could hold 30 Vegas nose-down compared to

    By Justin Hyde Read More
  • "The Lord Manos' Own Lube Shop"

    Welcome back to Garage of Horror, where we share your worst-wheeled experiences. Today's installment: What happens when the oil-change guy isn't just evil, but an evil B-movie hypnotist?

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  • How Not To Forget Your Kids In The Car

    Some 41 children died in the United States this year from being left alone in a hot car. Safety advocates want rules requiring new technology to solve the problem; automakers say there's nothing yet guaranteed to work. Or is there?

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  • Commenter Of The Day: Never Leave A Man Behind Edition

    Among the U.S. armed forces, one of the most honored traditions belongs to the concept of "never leaving a man behind." In real life, sometimes leaving someone behind might be not just more honorable, but better for all parties involved. As Kevin showed in his comment on "I Am Not A Very Good Drinker," climbing into the rear of a vehicle, such as a Ford Ranger with a camper top, cedes a lot of control:

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  • I Am Not A Very Good Drinker

    "The beer is supposed to be green, and we can't legally sell it" the bartender explains as he pours. This inevitably leads to me proving you can travel in the back of a Nissan 350Z and why I probably shouldn't.

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  • Are Trucks Getting Too Fancy?

    The Texas State Fair media days are going on right now, and the event's become synonymous with big truck launches. Big, shiny, pretty, luxurious, twin-turbo launches. It begs the question: Are trucks getting too fancy?

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  • Auto Workers Drinking, Getting High During Lunch

    Workers from a Detroit Chrysler plant visited by President Obama two months ago were busted today for drinking and smoking pot on their lunch break. Although they're now suspended, a former employee tells us it won't change a thing.

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  • Commenter Of The Day: Fortress Edition

    I've never seen the film Fortress all the way through, but I've seen a clip of it and read the wikipedia entry so I know enough (though I will watch it some day). Bottom line: Christopher Lambert is imprisoned with his wife after trying to have a second child against the strict one-child policy. But it's the future, so the prison is full of clones and run by a computer. Eventually, they're saved by a computer virus and some quick-thinking. People who have seen it say it isn't the worst movie eve

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  • Anybody Want To Buy A Bridge In Indiana?

    The 75-year-old, 1,781-foot-long, 9-span, iron truss bridge spanning the busy rail yards of Hammond, Indiana is scheduled for replacement. The state is looking for someone to take it off their hands. The catch? You have to preserve it.

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  • I Want The "Numa Numa Guy" To Bring Me A Press Car

    Gary Brolsma, a.k.a., the "Numa Numa Guy," made his claim to fame uploading a video of himself unselfconsciously lip-synching to a Romanian dance song in 2004. Brolsma's new job? Delivering press fleet cars to journalists in New York.

    By Ray Wert Read More
  • Texting And Driving May Not Lead To More Crashes

    The top auto safety expert for the nation's insurance companies says U.S. Transportation Sec. Ray LaHood is getting "irrational" about the dangers of distracted driving. His explanation: Texting and talking may just replace other bad driving habits, like reading newspapers.

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  • Commenter Of The Day: Peter Bogdanovich Edition

    It's hard to talk about director/writer/historian Peter Bogdanovich without feeling like a pompous poser. This task is made more difficult because he was recently in an episode of How I Met Your Mother playing himself in an episode about pomposity (and to be clear, if not slightly pompous myself, I knew he was associated with self-satisfied intellectual-ism long before the show). But hey, I like Peter Bogdanovich. I like his role as the go-to-guy for Orson Welles history and, you know, I can't h

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  • The Great American Cop Car Shootout

    The death of Ford's Crown Victoria leaves a gaping void in law enforcement garages. This weekend, new high-tech models from Chevy, Dodge and Ford were tested for the first time by the Michigan State Police. Only Jalopnik has the results.

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  • Peugeot EX1 Yet Another Gotta-Have, Never-Get Concept

    The Peugeot Asphalte Concept bowed in 1996. The Peugeot 20Cup Concept debuted in 2005. Now the Peugeot EX1 emerges for this year's Paris Motor Show. All takes on the same concepts, all with the same likelihood of never becoming reality.

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  • What's Your Favorite Final Edition Car?

    Whether to move inventory or mark the occasion, automakers enjoy sending off their generations with ultimate special editions like the Porsche 911 Speedster (maybe). Remember, every ending is just another car's beginning. What's your favorite final edition car?

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  • Volvo S60 And V60 R-Design R-Underwhelming

    The 2011 Volvo S60 and V60 Sportswagon get the R-Design treatment — not to be confused with the regular "R treatment" or anything that adds substantial performance. Their Chinese overlords are happy enough with suspension tweaks and aesthetic unimprovements.

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  • Porsche 911 Speedster: Back With A Tick Of Every Box

    As expected, the Porsche 911 Speedster is back in a new limited-to-just-356 units model. The special edition Porsche marries a slightly more powerful engine than the 911 Carrera S with a tick of every possible checkbox you can think of.

    By Ray Wert Read More
  • Commenter Of The Day: Defending Your Life Edition

    It's hard to fit the film Defending Your Life into Albert Brooks' early cannon, because it's fairly straightforward and has less of the tinge of remorse found in Modern Romance or Lost In America. Other than a few serious moments, the film is mostly a Elise-light comedy about reincarnation and judgment day. The idea, though, of the dead reviewing their lives and having to defend why they don't have to go back to Earth and try again his humorous and RyGuy takes it to the extreme in is reaction to

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  • BMW 6 Series Coupé Concept Is Not A Concept

    BMW may call this the "Concept" 6 Series Coupé, but we'll call it what it is: a near-perfect first look at the 2012 BMW 6 Series. What's it show? How about a simplified, de-Bangled exterior and updated interior.

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  • Lotus Elite: The Most Powerful Lotus Ever

    This is the the Lotus Elite, the new "compact" convertible GT sports car we been told to expect from the close-to-our-bossom blossom-named-brand. What we weren't expecting? A folding hardtop, seven-speed dual-clutch transmission and an unheard-of-for-Lotus weight. Beefcake!

    By Ray Wert Read More
  • The Forgotten MG

    "It seems that the MGC's biggest problem was that it was the answer to a question no one was really asking," according to Ate Up With Motor's Aaron Severson in his latest article.

    By Murilee Martin Read More
  • Junkyard Hazards, Part XXVII: Bee Careful!

    When I lived in Georgia, I learned that sticking your hand into a junkyard car's trunk is a good way to get a trip to the emergency room with multiple cottonmouth bites. Snakes aren't the only junkyard wildlife, though!

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  • Republicans Applaud Jobs From GM Bailout They Opposed

    Happy days came back Friday to Spring Hill, Tenn., when General Motors announced it would rehire 483 laid-off workers to build four-cylinder engines. On hand to cheer the news: Three Republican lawmakers who opposed the bailout that saved GM.

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  • Commenter Of The Day: Sleeper Edition

    Oh, Woody Allen. Often misunderstood on this continent, and perhaps a bit too nebbishy/neurotic for some, there's something wrong with you if you don't enjoy Sleeper. Set in the 22nd-century, the movie isn't caught up in the idea of the future and the problems are basically the same as the ones we have today. There's a dictator, some rebels, and a plan to overthrow the establishment. Mostly it uses a new millennium to give life to some old gags. In fact, the technology of the future is pretty

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  • Audi R4: First Look

    With Audi R4" rumors floating higher than a helicopter ride over an Austrian ski jump, we feel like someone needs to put 'em all in one spot. That said, here's our first look.

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  • What Made You A Car Guy?

    Whether we're born with an innate love of automobiles or not, environmental factors fan the flames. Just ask an Andretti. What made you a car guy (or gal for the 4% of the Jalopnik readership who is female)?

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  • Commenter Of The Day: F Is For Fake Edition

    The last feature film of Orson Welles was F Is For Fake — a weird, pseudo documentary about famous art forger Elmyr de Hory and biographer/not-biographer Clifford Irving. The film is confusing because it includes real people and situations, as well as fake ones, as well as real people (like Clifford Irving) who were later found out to be fakes. It's considered a film essay, and though viewers at the time were turned off much of the same techniques are commonly used in television and film now (Cu

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  • Commenter Of The Day: The Good Old Days Edition

    The great thing about the "good old days" is, typically, they were in the past and so the memories of the bad parts are replaced by vague remembrances of the best moments. Or the "good old days" were good because you benefited from some sort of inequality. For instance, almost no point before the 1960s was the "good old days" in America for anyone who is black. We like to look forward, but we have to admit this photo of classic Toyota does make us pine like robertfoster for the good old days. Ho

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  • This Is Not A Road

    This may look like a rural gravel road, but it's not. It's the surface of a Louisiana waterway covered with hundreds of thousands of dead fish, crabs, eels and stingrays — even a dead whale.

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  • What's The Best Drifting Video?

    The combination of yesterday's Jalopnik-inspired Gymkhana 3 and the image of Hibino's one-wheeled drift have put is in an over-steering mood. What's your favorite drifting video? The best respondents will get an awesome prize.

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  • OnStar Brings Facebook To Cars

    As we hinted last week, OnStar's new Facebook application will enable drivers to verbally dictate a message to update their status on the social networking site. It's easy and seems to be fairly safe to do. Video below.

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  • Commenter Of The Day: Oxfordian Edition

    The debate over who wrote the plays attributed to William Shakespeare has been debated for centuries, and while many scholars today consider it a dead letter, many learned folk still believe the true author of "Hamlet" was Edward de Vere, the 17th Duke of Oxford. Despite a battering amount of evidence to the contrary, the rank of devoted Oxfordians include former U.S. Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens among others. Whether it was Shakespeare or de Vere, every author can benefit from the oc

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  • Prankster Boots LAPD Squad Car

    A clever two-bit Guy Fawkes attached a parking boot to the wheel of an LAPD squad car yesterday. Firefighters eventually removed the parking restraint in between bouts of uncontrollable laughter. (H/T to rlawuers!) [Photo: Mel Melcon/LATimes]

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  • 2011 Shelby GT500 Super Snake: Now With 800 HP

    The 2010 Shelby GT500 Super Snake made a slightly outrageous 750 hp. For 2011, Shelby's offering an 800-hp option. C'mon, when there's an 800-hp option is there really any option at all? You gotta check that box.

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  • The Ariel Atom, Revisited

    Last year, we drove the Ariel Atom at Lime Rock Park. It’s time for another rendezvous on an abandoned Soviet airfield where we've found the Atom is still the sharpest and simplest driver’s car ever made.

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  • Commenter Of The Day: Conspicuous Evidence Edition

    I'm not the first to make a reference to this, but it's amusing that on nearly every crime procedural on television that, no matter what the crime, there seems to be semen somewhere. Guy steals a car? Check for semen. Bank robbery? Semen on the safe deposit box. Overdue library book? Semen on the book's spine. It makes these shows sort of ridiculous, but when you let David Caruso star in anything it's going to get ridiculous. It took a would-be forum fanboy Horatio Caine to solve the mystery of

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  • Audi R8 GT RS: One Tasty Creamsiclet

    This Creamsicle-painted tester caught gassing up at the Nürburgring is supposedly the R8 GT RS, the hard-edged version of Audi's supercar with a stripped interior, bigger brakes, aggressive aerodynamics, bigger side scoops, tighter suspension and apparently 600-hp. Delicious. [AuoExpress]

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  • Scandinavia's Secret Car Graveyard

    Hundreds of abandoned classic cars grow like trees in a misty Scandinavian forest that looks like it's straight out of a fairy tale. Here's how, with some U.S. Army help, 200 cars found their way into this forest to die.

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  • What's Your Favorite Automotive Unicorn?

    A unicorn is best described as a vehicle sold in the U.S. but rarely seen. Whether because they were rare, unloved, unpopular, or mistreated they've mostly vanished from the American carscape. What's your favorite automotive unicorn?

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  • How A Forum Fanboy Uncovered A Viral Marketing Campaign

    Holley, a performance auto aftermarket parts manufacturer, helps make our world a faster place. But talented at social media? Not so much. Here's how one commenter unraveled a fumbled deceptive Holley viral marketing ploy on GM fanboy site LS1Tech.

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  • And The Real Winner Is...

    When you bring a 40-year-old air-cooled Volkswagen to a LeMons race, you expect to finish way, waaaay down in the standings. When your Type 3 Fastback pulls off a 39th-place (out of 123) finish, you get the Index of Effluency!

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  • Yeehaw It's Texas Day One Over, Mid-Drive Mirage Leads!

    Remember the Mid-Drive Crisis Mitsubishi Mirage? They all laughed when it entered the track! Well, nobody is laughing now, because the innovative Mitsu with the mid-mounted driver's seat now sits at the top of the Yeehaw It's Texas LeMons standings!

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  • Commenter Of The Day: The Chicago Machine Edition

    While the Chicago Machine is the name of the Windy City's Lacrosse team, it's also a name for the Cook County Democratic Organization. Do not screw with them. I sort of thought the entire thing was a joke until I moved to Chicago and did work in politics. While their influence wanes and waxes, they're always there. Let know one tell you otherwise. There's a Mayor Daley in City Hall, and though there won't be one soon, the person there will inherit a job second in power only to the President and,

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  • Commenter Of The Day: Superstar Infidelity Edition

    Used to be when you said the name "Tiger Woods" you'd hear reverential tales of overcoming adversity to conquer one of sport's most closeted insular societies. Woods was the Cinderella story to end all Cinderella stories — a man who came from nothing to utterly dominate his chosen field. Then he kinda had a problem staying faithful to his crazy-hot Swedish wife. These things happen. They don't happen to the vast majority of everyone who's ever lived, but they happen. HycoSpeed thought he'd be th

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  • The Proper Way To Drop A Dime

    A Datsun 510, flat olive drab, with a giant single-turbo 2JZ. Stopping power comes from C5 'Vette-sourced Baer rotors paired to Viper Brembos hidden behind those great Racing Hart C2 wheels. HOVA! (H/T @saylnch!) [6speedonline via TCL]

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  • The Ten Worst Poser Cars

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  • Commenter Of The Day: 100 Questions Edition

    There was a show on NBC I suspect was meant to be the next Friends but turned out to be the next South Of Sunset — a show so bad it was canceled during its first episode. It was your typical story about a group of young, single NYCers trying to get through life with only their never-mentioned jobs, gigantic apartments, and unrealistic good looks. The twist, in this case, was that each episode was book-ended in a story about the main character answering questions (100 of them) about her life for

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  • "The Guy Seemed Nice Enough"

    Welcome back to Garage of Horror, where we share your worst wheeled experiences. Today we re-learn autodom's oldest message: Everyone, absolutely everyone, is trying to screw you, even in Canada.

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  • Ron Artest Pulled Over In An Indy Car

    The LAPD stopped Lakers Forward Ron Artest in Los Angeles while driving this Indy Car-inspired open-cockpit car. Surprisingly, TMZ says he wasn't pulled over for speeding but for an expired registration. But what is it he's driving, exactly?

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  • The Mystery Of Flickr's Ghost Car Dealership

    Somewhere in Ohio sits an abandoned Chrysler dealership with old cars parked on the showroom floor, like a prop leftover from a nuclear bomb test. The only evidence of its existence were a set of eerie Flickr photos. Until now.

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  • Alfa Giuliettas Invade Michigan Freeway

    Fiat isn't expected to bring the Alfa Giulietta to these shores for a few years, but a truckload were spotted heading north on I-75 toward Chrysler HQ. Why all black? To match Sergio's sweaters. (H/T to Andrew!)

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  • 24 Hours Of LeMons Generates Actual Controversy

    The 24 Hours of LeMons, Jalopnik's favorite weekend racing series of vehicles ostensibly assembled for $500, has drawn protests from Miami-area Cubans over using pictures of Che Guevara in an offhand fashion. ¡VENCEREMOS! UPDATE: Che may have been banished.

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  • The Miata Is Perfect For Towing Planes

    Need proof the Mazda Miata is the answer to every automotive need? Check out this little guy hauling a disassembled airplane kit. There is nothing a Miata can't do. (H/T to Jagvar!) [ThereIFixedIt]

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  • Candidate Proposes 90 MPH "Speed Passes" Worth The Name

    Nevada, where America dumps its nuclear-proof refrigerators, retirees and certified used strippers, needs cash like a penny slot addict. One gubernatorial candidate says giving drivers a 24-hour pass to travel 90 mph could gin up $1 billion. Color us intrigued.

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  • Video Shows Transformers 3 Skull-Slicing Accident

    Video of the Transformers 3 accident that put extra Gabriela Cedillo in a coma was leaked to RadarOnline. The footage shows Cedillo's car being pulled along a barrier, but does it contradict the studio's claim she wasn't in the shoot?

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  • How I Saved A 747 From Crashing

    Former Northwest Airlines Capt. John Hansen flew the airline's Boeing 747 route from Detroit to Toyko for years. In 2002, the plane tried to kill him and 400 passengers. This is the never-before published story of how he saved them.

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  • 2011 Bentley Continental GT: Now You Can Have A V8

    The 2011 Bentley Continental GT now offers a eco- and poorer-person friendly 4.0-liter V8 as an option. The rest of us will order a 567-hp, 516 lb-ft 6.0-liter twin-turbo W12. Now to paint it pink and cover it with rhinestones.

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  • SSC Ultimate Aero II Aims For 275 MPH

    The SSC Ultimate Aero II, which you saw exclusively first on Jalopnik, is aiming for a Bugatti-besting top speed of 275 mph with the help of a 6.8-liter twin-turbo V8 according to Top Gear.

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  • Commenter Of The Day: The Saleen Ford Windstar Edition

    Saleen rotated his wrench on a number of deserving blue ovals in his day, mostly notably a number of high performance 'Stangs. Fortunately or unfortunately it didn't stop there. He also built a Saleen version of the Ford Ranger, the Ford Explorer, and even a Ford Windstar minivan with a supercharger, upgraded brakes, suspension, and some awful trim pieces. It was just a prototype and, because Ford's minivan plans changed, it never went into production. Therefore the car ended up with Tim Allen,

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  • "I Need To Borrow A Bead Stretcher"

    What do you do with a pile of 15" tires when you have only 18" wheels? You get a bead stretcher of course. This week's troll asks NASIOC for help finding one. We always find 'em near the blinker fluid.

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  • 2012 Porsche 911: Somebody Call 991!

    A chatty yet anonymous Jalopnik reader caught this mini-parade of taped-up Porsches (including a facelifted Boxster) running through the streets of Beverly Hills. Is the 991 (or 998 depending on who you talk to) getting some botox?

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  • Commenter Of The Day: Jimmy "Pony" Ryan Edition

    I love stories about old baseball. They all involve games with dozens of runs scored, someone getting punched, and an immigrant with a farm animal cursing a team. One such source of great stories is Jimmy "Pony" Ryan of the variously named Chicago White Sox (my favorite being the Orphans). A bit of a hot-head, he was famous for punching multiple reporters, players, and a clumsy train conductor. He's also the only player ever to hit for the cycle in a game — a 21-17 game against the Detroit Wolve

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  • From Canada To Mexico On One Tank Of Diesel

    Craig Henderson drove from Blaine, Washington to the Mexican border — a distance of 1,478 miles — without stopping to refuel. He burned 12.4 gallons for a record-breaking 119.1 mpg in a car he originally designed in 1984.

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  • God I Love The Germans

    Here is six minutes of glorious Deutsche Tourenwagen Meisterschaft, back from the days when it was nothing but an epic battle between BMW E30 M3’s and Mercedes–Benz 190 E 2.3-16’s.

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  • Rahm Emanuel: "Fuck The UAW"

    Rahm Emanuel, former Democratic congressman and President Obama's chief of staff, gave the UAW the Gettelfinger during the GM and Chrysler rescue debate, according to former auto czar Steve Rattner's new book. This could get messy. Especially because there's more.

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  • What's The Coolest Car Name?

    What's in a name? Juliet thinks a rose by any other name would still smell fairly nice, but Shakespeare's tragedy says otherwise. She dies because of her name. It's important, especially in the automotive realm. What's the coolest car name?

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  • Commenter Of The Day: LAN Party Edition

    When I was in college I had a newish Vaio desktop (with a 1-gig AMD! OMG!) and a Sony monitor and was fairly happy with myself. It was kind of purplish, but awesome. When my The University of Texas at Austin dormmate Eddie installed Counter Strike on it I suddenly had less time to study or try to get dates. Between the two of us, I had the vastly superior computer setup and therefore I'd sometimes find him playing at my desk. No biggie. If he'd share his ill-gotten beer I could certainly share m

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  • "So I Poured More Gas In My Engine Bay"

    Welcome back to Garage of Horror, where we share your worst wheeled experiences. Today's installment asks the classic question: Is this damn car trying to kill me? Or am I trying to get myself killed?

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  • GM Trademarks "Stingray" Name

    In May, GM filed a trademark application for the word "STINGRAY" with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office for use on "Motor land vehicles, namely, automobiles." Is Chevy transforming the Corvette into a real split-window Stingray for the seventh generation?

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  • Happy First Day As GM CEO, Dan Akerson!

    We'd like everyone to wish Dan Akerson a happy first day as CEO of GM in the comments below. We'll send him a card with all the well-wishing later today. Seriously. Below, my message.

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    I'm not the world's greatest math student, but I did enjoy the logic and applicability of physics so I pushed myself beyond the my comfort zone to take a more difficult physics course than my scores would support. Thankfully, I had an instructor willing to giving points for incomplete work. It's a great concept. I could be partially at fault, but as long as some of it wasn't completely awful there would be points. Credit. If I worked for NASA and screwed up an equation and it sent the ISS crashi

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  • Commenter Of The Day: Ted Turner's Greatest Achievement Edition

    I've heard, but cannot be bothered to verify, that the TV envirocartoon Captain Planet is what Ted Turner considers to be his life's greatest achievement. It's an amazing claim until I think about how brainwashed I personally was by the cartoon. I still cut up discarded six-pack rings, I recycle, and I think "heart" is one of the essential earth elements.The best thing about the show, other than the ridiculous environmentalism, was the guest stars voiced the bad guys! Martin Sheen, James Coburn,

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  • What's Your Favorite Kei Car?

    The Japanese Kei car is limited by a diminutive size (just 11' x 5') and a meager displacement (660 cc), but these limitations created an entire universe of awesome small-car engineering. What's your favorite Kei car?

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  • Racing Motorcycles On Detroit's Lost Velodrome

    Detroit's Dorais Velodrome bicycle racing track, like much of the city, laid abandoned for decades. Recently, a group of volunteers reclaimed it from the overgrowth and created the perfect place to race old motorcycles.

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  • Why Danica Patrick Can't Win At Racing

    We've said before we're swearing off the hype machine surrounding Danica Patrick. Still, there's at least one important question — can she win? Leighton Irwin of The Garage Blog says this year may give us the answer. —Ed.

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