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  • 2010 Porsche 911 Carrera S: First Drive

    Driving from Los Angeles to a wedding in San Diego is normally a two-hour/125-mile trip, but when you're driving a Porsche 911 Carrera S, detours are mandatory. In my case, it took five days and 1,404 miles.

    By Matt Hardigree Read More
  • 2011 Ford Mustang: First Drive

    For the last year, every Mustang review has essentially read, "an involving, exciting sports car, but it's slower than the Camaro." In the muscle market, it's power, not handling, which sells. Luckily, the 2011 Ford Mustang fixes that. Moar power!

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  • 2011 Ford F-Series Super Duty: First Drive

    The 2011 Ford Super Duty's a gamble. Ford's newest heavy hauler abandons the well-known Navistar-supplied Powerstroke diesel for a brand new all-Ford designed powerplant supposedly delivering monstrous power, squeaky-clean emissions, better fuel economy and the same price. Seems suspiciously impressive.

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  • Hennessey MaxBoost 435 Lincoln MKS: First Drive

    Ford perversely uses "EcoBoost" to describe their direct-injected and turbocharged engines when everyone knows fuel economy is merely the side effect of more power. The Hennessey MaxBoost 435 is a Lincoln MKS with the right name and 435 HP.

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Advice (2)

  • The 20 Cheapest Cars To Insure

    The flipside of yesterday’s 20 most expensive cars to insure in America list is today’s Insure.com-provided list of the 20 least expensive cars to insure. Like saving money? Get ready to own a lame crossover or minivan.

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  • How To Awesome-Rig A Twin-Turbo Supercharger Setup

    Want to make your friends gag with jealousy and hate you for your backyard engineering skills? Emulate what Kent Hausauer has done with this Chevy 350 — run two turbos to a supercharger intake and get drunk on stupid power.

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Culture (21)

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Entertainment (1)

  • James May Helps Define Handling

    A strange concept it is, handling. It’s probably the most important aspect of a car, yet it’s the hardest to describe. In his latest column for The Telegraph, Top Gear host James May offers a concise summary.

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  • 2011 Hyundai Sonata Turbo: 274 HP, 34 MPG, No Manual

    Hyundai used to be an automotive punchline, but with the new Hyundai Sonata Turbo dishing up a cracking 274HP and 269 lb-ft of torque and 34 MPG from a twin-scroll turbocharged 2.0-liter direct-injection four-cylinder we wonder: who's laughing now?

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News (185)

  • How Acura Ruined The TSX Sport Wagon

    The Acura TSX Sport Wagon just debuted in New York. A compact, sporty station wagon? What's not to like? Plenty, starting with the lack of both a V6 (or a diesel) and a manual transmission.

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  • Commenter Of The Day: Turbo Dodge Caravan Edition

    People often forget Chrysler attempted to maintain the popularity of fourbangers in their Caravan minivans by adding a turbocharged 2.5-liter mill to create the Turbo Caravan. While the 150 HP isn't particularly impressive, it was quite a bit of power and almost appealing when coupled with the rare five-speed manual transmission. With some tweaks they've been boosted to run 12-second quarter-miles. Long live Iacocca! But no, this COTD isn't from the new A-Team Van but rather our post about bacon

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  • Whither The Manual?

    It's no shock a vehicle like the Ford Fusion Sport comes slushbox only, but Lamborghini killing manual transmissions hits us hard and forces us to ask: whither the manual?

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  • The Awesome BMWs That Could Have Been

    Twenty-five years ago, BMW Technik was established to "develop innovative, forward-oriented vehicle concepts" like this never-before-seen Z1 shooting brake. Looking at the concepts that never reached production is like gazing into a world where BMW never became BBW.

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  • Commenter Of The Day: Here Lies Love Edition

    David Byrne has a talent for surprise, whether with Talking Heads or on his own. I had the pleasure of seeing him with the Tosca strings for a taping of Austin City Limits and it was incredible. His latest project, Here Lies Love, is a collaboration with Fatboy Slim to tell the story of Imelda Marcos. Yes, a concept album about the first lady of the Philippines with appearances by Santigold, Tori Amos, Steve Earle and Cyndi Lauper. It works. I've always sort of liked the 365/412 despite its weir

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  • Lamborghini Kills Manual Transmissions

    Lamborghini plans to drop manual transmissions from its entire range and make its cars more fuel efficient in an effort to better serve the increasing lameness of its customer base. What's next, automatic sex tape generators? [CarAndDriver]

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  • How To Drive 260 MPH Without Going To Jail

    This weekend I watched a VW Golf race to 200 MPH, a 250 MPH Lamborghini with a parachute and a diesel-powered Ford Mustang. I also saw police officers nodding their heads in approval. It's not heaven, it's the Texas Mile.

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  • Commenter Of The Day: College Bars Edition

    The best bars are typically hidden in quiet corners of neighborhoods filled with strips of drinkeries, like Delilah's in Chicago hidden from the Fratdaddy haunts on Clark. College bars aren't typically the best, but they're abundant and filled with college students so you can usually find one to suit your needs. There's the fake I.D. undergrad bar, the get-drunk-and-make mistakes sorority night spot, emo places full of pseudointellectual discussions and the rare townie-cum-gradstudent bar. I'd l

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  • 2011 Infiniti QX: Everybody Point And Laugh

    This is the 2011 Inifiniti QX. Look upon it and laugh. Not at the Mitsuoka-like styling. Rather, laugh at how Nissan's premium brand is quickly becoming the bloated, pudgy, uninspiring replacement for Buick.

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  • Who Is The Worst Driver You Know?

    The #carcrashes tag has gotten a bit overworked recently, prompting us to wonder if anyone we know is about to become a minor Internet celeb. Who is the worst driver you know?

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  • Cadillac CTS-V Sport Wagon: Baby Got Badass Back

    This is it. The Cadillac CTS-V Sport Wagon is officially heading to production. This is the "show car" version of the 556 HP supercharged Corvette-engined Caddy-badged Jesus wagon we'll be seeing live this week in New York. Daddy like.

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  • Commenter Of The Day: If You Were Claude Lelouch Edition

    Everyone around here knows Claude Lelouch for Rendezvous, everyone else knows him for his non car-related endevours. But is that fair? Cars play a role in his films, as he explained to The New York Times: The car is a very important element in my life, because in fact it is my office. It's where I do my writing. I wrote ‘Roman de Gare' on a round trip between Paris and Rome. I take my little tape recorder, and I leave behind my house, my family, my friends - because I have to be alone to write.

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  • Ferrari 599 GTO Completely Nekkid

    Nevermind from-afar spy photos, here's the Ferrari 599 GTO completely in the nude. With a presumed 680 HP and lower weight it's not just Italy's worst kept secret, it's the hottest prancing horse since the Enzo. One more picture below.

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  • What Vehicle Are You Proud To Admit You Want?

    There's apparently a lot of shame around these parts with more than 1,000 responses to our question asking what vehicles you were ashamed to want. Bring the pride back. What vehicle are you proud to admit your want?

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  • VIDEO: This Guy's VTEC Just Kicked In Yo

    Oh VTEC Kid, serenading those ladies with sounds of your favorite Honda VTEC engine will never entice them to you, no matter how accurate your turbo bypass or downshifting imitation might sound.

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  • Commenter Of The Day: Speechifying Edition

    There are two kinds of public oration: speaking and speechifying. The rigid definitions of the terms don't provide much elucidation, but it's clear to the audience which one they're hearing when they're hearing it. You invite someone to speak, but someone speechifying usually just shows up unannounced and often unwanted. People politely clap or maybe even stand after a speech, but proper speechifying is greeted with shouts of "Amen" from older women fanning themselves with folded church circular

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  • Left-Lane Passing Laws: A State-By-State Map

    Driving slowly in the fast lane is more than just annoying, it's also illegal in many states. Wanna know if your 45-mph, Buick-borne grandma is breaking the law on the interstate? Just consult our handy map.

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  • EXCLUSIVE: Volvo Killing Wagons, V8 Sedans

    According to this leaked Volvo dealer product update, the V70 wagon's getting the axe after 11 years of production. The V8-option in the S80's also going bye-bye and the V50 wagon's not long for this world.

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  • Commenter Of The Day: A Great Live Band Edition

    While Elvis Costello, The Roots and The Foo Fighters make both great recordings and produce great shows, not all bands can live up to their studio produced albums in person and, conversely, not all bands can live up to their great live performances. Usually the former applies to pop acts and the latter to punk or loud metal bands. A weird example of this is the Old 97's, a band I never really listened to but was compelled to see at an outdoor music festival in between acts I actually cared about

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  • Never Fill A Cadillac SRX Turbo With Regular Unleaded Gas

    Gunnar Heinrich, editor of AutomobilesDeluxe, recently mistakenly filled a press fleet Cadillac SRX Turbo with regular unleaded fuel. The result? A catastrophic "mega knock event." His semi-harrowing tale of sudden unintended highway deceleration below. — Ed.

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  • Georgia To Outlaw Driving Slowly In The Fast Lane

    The Georgia legislature just passed a bill making it illegal to drive below the speed limit in the left lane without letting faster cars pass. If the senate doesn't pass this we're torching Atlanta, again. (H/T to Tony!) [Augusta Chronicle]

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  • Debunking CNN's Latest Attack On Toyota

    Lawyers suing Toyota claim a Technical Service Bulletin (TSB) from 2002 proves the company knew there was an electronic cause for the current unintended acceleration issue. It doesn't. But that's not stopping CNN from claiming it does.

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  • Commenter Of The Day: Runaway Edition

    One of our favorite bad science fiction movies from the 1980s was Runaway starring Tom Selleck as a cop afraid of heights who fights an evil robot-programming madman played by Gene Simmons of KISS. Cheesy doesn't begin to describe the story, acting and special effects. It makes Knight Rider look like Avatar, especially given what JuanOxido thinks K.I.T.T. is inspiring today.

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  • Gran Turismo OMGato! Ferrari 599 GTO First Photo

    This is the new Ferrari 599 GTO, a Ferrari 250 GTO tribute that's essentially a lightened 599 GTB with new styling, less weight and around 680 HP. The expected price around $400K means it's much cheaper than a real GTO.

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  • Koenigsegg Agera's Coats Of Many Colors

    The Koenigsegg Agera is the latest speed machine from the Swedish super car maker and the online configurator's gone live, showing off a rainbow of color options. We'll take ours in the nude. Carbon fiber clear coat please.

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  • Buy The Robocop Cop Car For $19,000

    We called the Taurus-based Ford Police Intereceptor "Robocop's replacement." Buy why have the sequel when you can have the original? Be part-man, part-machine and all awesome and buy the original Robocop Ford Taurus for around $19K.

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  • Commenter Of The Day: [REDACTED] Edition

    Censorship rarely has the desired impact. How many albums did NWA sell every time someone held a press conference to complain about Straight Outta Compton? They banned Steinbeck's books in his hometown of Salinas twice, and now the only thing to do in the town is see the Steinbeck Museum. And, as Jimmy Kimmel had demonstrated, unnecessary censorship makes everything more comical. We also think it makes Sam Smith unbearably awesome chronicling of the $500 Craigslist rally car that much more hila

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  • GM Sues Replica Corvette Maker

    Mongoose Motorsports produces an unauthorized replica of the legendary 1963 Corvette Grand Sport. GM doesn't like that. They're suing the Ohio-based company for trademark and IP infringement claiming irreparable damage done to the Corvette brand and their bottom line.

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  • Vortex Junction: The Next-Gen Roundabout

    Roundabouts aren't great for high-volume locations. This new design, called the "Vortex Junction," handles a plethora of intersections and many, many plethora of cars in a simple, ingenious layout. The future of grandma-and-Griswold-confusing intersections, below.

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  • Commenter Of The Day: You Call That A Wall Of Death? Edition

    Webster's dictionary defines "perspective" as "a true understanding of the relative importance of things; a sense of proportion." This is accurate, but, like most dictionary entries, it lacks emotion. We prefer to think of the word as having a greater, more enticing meaning. My dad, in his infinite, bourbon-and-old-British-car-fueled wisdom, once called perspective the key to everything. I like that.

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  • Here's Your $76,500 Platinum Toy Car

    Tom Cruise’s $30,000 toy Indy racer for his kid? Please. Consider this: an all-platinum Datsun Fairlady Z created by a Japanese jeweller to mark the 40th anniversary of model maker Tomica and the Fairlady Z itself.

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  • Iconic AC Roadster Chassis Is Seriously Sexy

    This is the carbon fiber passenger tub bonded to the tubular Chromalloy backbone chassis that underpins the Iconic AC Roadster. Also visible? The huge carbon and steel reinforcements that keep the 800 HP V8 engine from twisting this in half.

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  • 2012 Ferrari 612 Spied In Sweden

    A development mule for the new Ferrari 612 has been spied in Sweden equipped with a longer wheelbase, different exhaust, hood bulge and a new front bumper. Rumors of AWD and a Ferrari HY-KERS-based hybrid system abound. [WorldCarFans]

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  • Superbus: A Student-Built Next-Gen Luxury City Bus

    Riding buses may be efficient, but Dutch students are building something they call "The Superbus" to fix some of the minor problems like smell, speed, and number of weirdos. It's an all-electric, carbon-fiber-and-aluminum missile carrying 23-passengers in luxury at 130MPH.

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  • Ferrari World Abu Dhabi Is Really A Cylon Ship

    Ferrari World Abu Dhabi will be the world's first Ferrari theme park. Tuesday we showed you its roller coaster. But today we saw the whole building. Frankly, we're now scared. It's obviously not a theme park, it's a Cylon baseship.

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  • Commenter Of The Day: Apology Mouse Edition

    Everyone makes mistakes. Sometimes, when you're doing fifteen different things at once and talking on the phone and trying to make sure you're doing enough work to keep your job afloat, you miss things. Information slips through the cracks. Thankfully, because this is the Internet, there are people — oh holy mouse with flowers, are there people — to correct you.

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  • What It Feels Like To Drift With Tanner Foust

    Tanner Foust recently drifted his way up a section of Los Angeles's famed Mulholland Highway. The video is everywhere, but I was once lucky enough to ride with him. Wanna know what it feels like to be inside the car?

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  • Which Car Company Has The Coolest Founder?

    The McLaren MP4-12C was officially unveiled today, a moment that, like most things McLaren, made us think of the man himself. Bruce McLaren is long dead, but his undeniable coolness lives on. Which car company has the coolest founder?

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  • Commenter Of The Day: Imbibe Freely Edition

    On January 16, 1920, America became a dry country. The 18th Amendment, a.k.a. the National Prohibition Act, a.k.a. the Volstead Act, made it illegal to produce or distribute alcohol within the United States. It was a dark and depressing time for many, and it marked the beginning of our great country's descent into the cultural weirdness of the 1920s.

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  • America, This Is How Slow Your Drivers Are

    In response to Virginia raising some of its speed limits to 70 mph, TomTom has compiled navigation data to determine average highway speeds by state. Do any of these seem a bit slow to you? [WSJ]

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  • GM's New Tron-Like Windshield

    GM's working on a system using data gathered from vehicle sensors and cameras to project compact ultra violet laser-generated images directly onto the entire surface of the windshield. It's sort of like they're bringing the world of Tron to you.

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  • Commenter Of The Day: Invasive Overseas Parasite Edition

    Call us crazy, but we like Juan Pablo Montoya. For all the man's issues — he can occasionally seem petulant; his NASCAR performance has been less than stellar; his stint in F1 was rife with unnecessary drama — he remains a racer at heart. He is a been-there, done-that, will-drive-anything dude, and his egalitarian approach to motorsport reminds us of heroes past.

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  • What's The Scariest Handling "Moment" You've Had In A Car?

    Top Gear host James May recently spent several hundred words analyzing his cat Fusker and addressing the definition of handling. Unlike cats, we don't have nine lives. Most people have had some sort of handling-related near-death experience — what's yours?

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  • How A Web Nerd Scammed Twitter With An Imaginary Tesla Sedan

    On January 1st, Autoblog/Engadget/Mahalo founder Jason Calacanis announced he'd give away one still-imaginary Tesla sedan if his newly-created Twitter account got more followers than Ashton Kutcher. He failed miserably. Also, he probably never planned to give the car away. Update!

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  • Commenter Of The Day: The Slow-Moving President's Men Edition

    Our Mr. Hardigree is on vacation this week, wending his way across California in an attempt to convince the people of the Golden State that everything, including Matt Hardigree's love for the common man, is big in Texas. (Update for the uninformed: He currently lives outside of Dallas, or Houston, or somewhere thereabouts. We prefer to keep his exact location a secret so as not to incite riots.)

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  • The 2010 Bahrain Grand Prix

    With a rash of new teams, an unretired Michael Schumacher, and a very balanced field, the 61st season of Formula One has kicked off in the sands of Arabia. Spoilers below.

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  • What's History's Greatest Automotive Hoax?

    Automotive history is rife with those who have taken advantage of society's collective gullibility. If Jim Sikes is in fact a four-wheeled balloon boy, he's pretty high on the list. What's history's greatest automotive hoax?

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  • Anyone Else See A Pattern Here?

    Some have noticed a pattern between Toyota sudden acceleration cases and the age of drivers. We did too, so we updated their numbers and turned them into a pretty chart. We like pretty charts. Updated!

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  • NHTSA Can't Explain Runaway Prius Either

    Confirming the congressional memo we shared yesterday questioning the story of runaway Prius driver Jim Sikes, National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) officials say "we have not been able to find anything to explain the incident that Mr. Sikes reported."

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  • NASA's Western Endurance Racing Championship

    You've raced in a few 24 Hours of LeMons and ChumpCar events which means you've already got a roll-cage installed in Mom's Oldsmobile. Where do you go from there? NASA's Western Endurance Racing Championship series.

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  • This Memo Proves The Runaway Prius Was A Hoax

    We first raised doubts about the financial motivations and character of Jim Sikes, the runaway Prius driver, last week. Now there's evidence, in a draft memorandum obtained by Jalopnik from sources familiar with the investigation, that Sikes perpetrated a hoax.

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  • Is Jim Sikes The New "Balloon Boy?"

    Like Richard Heene, father of the now-infamous "balloon boy," Jim Sikes, the financially-strapped runaway Prius driver, stepped eagerly into the spotlight after his bout of "unintended acceleration." What similar consequences await Sikes if this turns out to be a hoax?

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  • What Police Car Scares You?

    Years of keen observation has made me a living, breathing radar detector yet, despite my cop-sensing abilities, there are still a few law enforcement vehicles that cause my right foot to jerk off the gas. What police car scares you?

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  • IKEA Mud Flaps

    A forumite at DirtyImpreza.com needed a new set of mud flaps. Instead of hitting the aftermarket he decided to improvise, buying a set of IKEA flexible cutting boards (DRÄLLA) and crafting affordable solutions for modern hooning. STÄNKSKYDD? [DirtyImpreza via TCL]

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  • Garage Condo: The Ultimate Man Cave

    Not enough room at home to house all your cars, beer, flat screens and buddies? Buy a garage condo and the wife will never nag you to store her minivan in there again.

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  • Commenter Of The Day: Will Save You Money! Edition

    Every city has its local TV advertising celebrity. Maybe it's a car dealer who wears funny clothes or a mattress salesman who cuts them in half with a chainsaw. In Houston, we have both of those but the hero is furniture salesman Mattress Mac. A recovering drug addict who opened up a small shop with his wife, it grew into a Houston furniture empire fueled primarily by his tagline: "We'll save you MONEY!" It's awesome. Today we brought you the bankruptcy of Jim Sikes and Oddfish is surprised he

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  • The Pontiac Trans Am Kammback

    In the mood for a one-of-a-kind Pontiac now that the brand's dead? This 1985 Pontiac Trans Am Experimental Kammback is for sale and fits the weirdo bill. It's a GM experimental with a wagon-back bolting right into the hatch opening.

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  • The Forgotten History Of Automaker Tractors

    Ferruccio Lamborghini didn’t start out as a builder of supercars. His first success came in the form of tractors and agricultural equipment. Here’s a look at the long and illustrious history of automaker-built tractors.

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  • The Greatest Legal Document Of All Time

    Writing for the web means abusing superlatives, but no OMGWTFBBQ can describe how amazing the legal opinion in Jarvis v. Eliot. It's a tour de force of jurisprudence quoting freely from Richard Petty, Days Of Thunder and Talladega Nights.

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  • What's Your Favorite Auto Store Binge Purchase?

    Wandering the aisles of my local auto parts store last night it struck me how much crap I wanted to buy. Haynes manuals for cars I don't own? Sure. Ford-logo barstools? Why not. What's your favorite auto store binge purchase.

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  • Lambo Goes Skiing

    Forget flying down a ski run, this Lamborghini Gallardo goes up an intermediate blue run, then back down — passing cross country skiers as it goes.

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  • Commenter Of The Day: What Reference To Make? Edition

    Not get all meta on you but I'm a little tired so I can't quite think of what reference I want to make to GV_Goat's worthy COTD from today's post on Ralliart's closing. The obvious one, given the Atreyu shiz, is The Neverending Story but it's a bit on the nose and, honestly, I don't remember enough about it to give an answer without leaning on Wiki which, contrary to expectation, I try to do as irregularly as practical. There's also sort of a Dylan Thomas/fight against the dying of the late thin

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  • Nissan NV Commercial Van: The Perfect Taco Truck

    This is the Nissan NV, a trio of Titan-based vans available with a 4.0-liter V6 or 5.6-liter V8 and a freaky "High Roof" option. It comes in half-ton, 3/4-ton and full-ton flavors and will make the perfect taco truck.

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  • The Ten Scariest Truck Warning Labels Ever

    The National Truck Equipment Assocation's annual Work Truck Show is trucking along this week. Ever wonder what kind of warning labels end up on heavy-duty vehicles? These are the ten freakiest. Remember, kids: Watch out for those water pools!

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  • A Message From Sir Stirling Moss

    Dear all of you, the last few days have been quite fantastic and I'd like to thank each and every one of you for your kind thoughts, messages and other paraphernalia.

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  • The Saabs Of Future Present

    Word is, the first product of a Spyker-owned Saab could be a modern re-interpretation of the ‘50s Saab 93. There's also talk of a Saab-bodied Spyker supercar. Here's what those cars could look like.

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  • 10 Perfect "Snowicane" Cars

    When Wired.com's Autopia recently chose a list of ten perfect snowpocalypse vehicles, the site's readers howled in protest. After enduring a pummeling over their choices, the staff invited those readers to come up with their own list. Here it is.

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  • Commenter Of The Day: Shakespeare, George Bernard Shaw, Mark Twain And Jesus Edition

    I was having a conversation with a friend the other day about cliches, maxims and other writing traps I'm always trying to avoid when my companion pointed out most of the ones I was referencing come from Shakespeare, George Bernard Shaw, Mark Twain or Jesus. There's "blessed are the poor" and "the lady doth protest too much" and "I have never let schooling interfere with my education." Also, from Shaw: "sincerity is everything, once you can fake that the rest is easy." We don't know if Vavon205

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  • WSJ, Toyota PR Don't Know Prius Already Recalled

    A confused Wall Street Journal cited a Toyota PR person, reporting that the 2008 Prius, seen yesterday accelerating out of control in California, will be the subject of a "future recall." They were wrong — it's already been recalled.

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  • All Other VW Passat Wagons Are Now Lame

    Sure as night becomes day and tides come in, so too will hoons put cars on truck chassis and goof around in the snow. This truck-engined VW Passat example seems in perpetual danger of tipping and yet there's only triumph

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  • Commenter Of The Day: The Wheel Of Justice Edition

    If you ever once think Jalopnik is acting a touch sensationalistic in their reporting of a story you should watch your local TV news (also, you're probably paying attention). The best station for this in the Houston area is KPRC, which has the hilarious America's Most Wanted-esque feature "The Wheel of Justice." KPRC reporters and producers help "law enforcement agencies put wanted criminals behind bars." The CSI-style graphics, quick cuts and aura of vigilante justice put us to shame. They even

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  • REPORT: American Honda Didn't Want CR-Z

    "It's ironic that the United States was the most vocal in saying they didn't want the car, but the CR-Z still made its world debut at the Detroit motor show," — Honda CR-Z's chief engineer Tetsuo Iwamura.

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  • Uwe Gemballa's Hiding In Angola?

    On today's episode of "Where In The World Are Uwe Gemballa?" everyone's favorite missing German tuner is on the run in Luanda, Angola. Plus, a special guest appearance by Czech fugitive billionaire Radovan Krejcir! Cue Rockapella.

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  • VIDEO: The Demented Rocket-Propelled Genius Of Turbonique

    Get old-time hot-rodders together and utter the name "Turbonique." The entire conversation will shift to legends and half-truths of the '60s company supposedly created by NASA subcontractors to create a consumer market for rocket technology. Now there's video.

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  • 1989: Twiggy Experiences Mini Flashback

    The Austin Mini had the fourth-longest production run of any car in history, behind only the Volkswagen Type I, the Morgan 4/4, and the Morris Oxford/Hindustan Motors Ambassador. By 1989, it still had 11 more years to go!

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  • Every Race Needs A Wienermobile!

    We saw some great stuff at yesterday's Sears Pointless LeMons BS Inspection, including a Citroën DS and a bunch of don't-try-this-at-home V8 swaps, but the NASCAR Meyer Wienermobile Corolla may have made the strongest impression on us.

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  • Commenter Of The Day: Marathon Rental Car Edition

    Given the number of teeny bopper comedies John Hughes wrote and directed, the film Planes, Trains, And Automobiles is a notable and entertaining diversion. Rated "R" for a scene with Steve Martin saying the word fuck like a million times with a rep of the fictional Marathon rental agency (who is the actress who plays the secretary in Ferris Bueller's Day Off), it's actually thematically similar to Home Alone but contains very few adolescents or teens. It also touches on a truth about traveling,

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  • German Police Investigating Uwe Gemballa For Financial Impropriety

    Missing German Porsche tuner Uwe Gemballa is now under investigation by authorities in Stuttgart on suspicion of financial impropriety. Also, his family's suspended the reward for information regarding his whereabouts. Both revelations will turbocharge rumors he's not a kidnapping victim.

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  • Why Yes, That Is A Turbine-Powered Ford T-Bucket

    Let's review what's going on here: This is a Model T. It's powered by a Boeing T50/Model 502 gas turbine, the same thing the government once put in helicopters and anti-submarine drones. Now you can buy it on eBay. Gah!

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  • Commenter Of The Day: Chapter And Verse Edition

    Many people don't realize neither testament of the Bible was initially offered broken out neatly into little verses. For instance, there was no one hanging out at the Colosseum holding up a sign with "John 3:16" printed on it. It makes sense not to because, depending on how you break up a text, you can change the meaning. Also, it reduces the message into soundbites and removes context so they can be made to make contradictory statements. For example, using the Bible P161911 was able to confuse

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  • Sega Rally Fan Turns Car Into Video-Game Star

    An AtariAge forum member got a bug up his tuckus and decided to turn his 1995 Toyota Celica into a replica of the Celica ST205 GT-Four from the classic video game Sega Rally Championship. Here's how he did it.

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  • What Would Jesus Drive?

    One of the most annoying high school trends we remember was the proliferation of W.W.J.D. bracelets. But, as annoying as showy religion of any kind can be, it's a good question: what would Jesus drive?

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  • Impressive British Barn Find Worth Appallingly Little

    Recently, when auctioneers went to assess the estate of a deceased engineering firm owner, they found forgotten, dusty old cars in the garage including a Maserati Khamsin, Bentley Mulsanne Turbo R and a Jensen Interceptor III. The man had taste.

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  • Are Morgans Really Made Of Wood?

    Despite our initial beliefs, not all Morgans are made of wood. The $187,000 Aero Supersports, shown in Geneva in all its naked beauty, is all metal, BMW and sidepipes. What it lacks is glass: champagne flutes, to be exact.

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  • Juan Manuel Fangio Does Geneva

    Fifty-six years after he won the last Formula One Grand Prix held in Switzerland, the Maestro is applying a dab of oppo yet again at the Geneva Motor Show.

    By Peter Orosz Read More
  • Commenter Of The Day: Polysemy Edition

    Polysemy is one of those little linguistic quirks that make learning a foreign language, especially English, so much fun. As if homophone weren't confusing enough (two words that sound identical but have different meanings), polysemous words are those with identical spellings but meanings that are similar but not identical. Yeah, big fun. A chest, for instance, can mean a human chest or furniture but both share the same concept and similar meaning. Another word is blank, which could be either an

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  • What's The First Car You Remember?

    Childhood amnesia varies in length but eventually we all walk out of the fog and into awareness. Rather than ask about the first person you recall we want to know something actually important: what's the first car you remember?

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  • Sbarro Autobau: The Ugliest Car We've Ever Seen

    This grotesque mish-mash of automotive design themes is the Sbarro Autobau — a "tribute" to Swiss racing driver Fredy Lienhard. We assume the designer hates him because this is truly the ugliest car we've ever seen.

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  • VIDEO: The Entire 2010 Geneva Motor Show

    Not content to offer just watered-down dispatches from the 2010 Geneva Motor Show, we've harnessed the power of cheap Eastern European labor the interwebs to bring you video of every single reveal and press conference today.

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  • Commenter Of The Day: Loller Coaster Edition

    When I was little, I spent a great deal of time worrying about things that might get me when I wasn't looking. I'd lie in bed and worry about death, or meteors falling from the sky, or that kid that I purposely hit in the head with my lunch box in kindergarten. (He was asking for it. Long story.) All of these things, it seemed, could end me at any moment and without any warning.

    By Sam Smith Read More
  • Commenter Of The Day: Blackout Edition

    The ultimate challenge in any game of Bingo is to hit the blackout, i.e. filling up your card completely. This typically makes the game last longer as the number of balls that have be drawn to hit 20 spaces increases. Well, challenge isn't maybe the right word. It's not challenging in any real sense because, other than keeping track of cards with numbers printed on them, it requires no real mental energy. It's the sport of people too mentally weakened or unskilled to play Blackjack. If you can t

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  • Jalopnik Brazil: Obsessão Por Carro!

    Our ever-growing cult of cars has always danced to a different Carnival drum. That's why today we're pleased to announce Jalopnik's first overseas colonization, Jalopnik Brazil! The Portuguese site's ready to give a Capoeira-style kick to the Brazilian car world.

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Nice Price or No Dice (23)

  • Play The King Of Sweden For $7,500

    If you've played the King of Sweden game, you know you can drive the wheels right off that little car. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Volvo will make you feel like a king, and hopefully keep its wheels on.

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  • Focus In On An SVT Ford For $3,995!

    Myopia being one of the most common eye problems in the world, many people might not be able to focus on today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe contender. That's too bad, because dismissing this SVT Ford would be very shortsighted.

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  • For $11,500, This Could Be The ZR-1 For You

    C4 is a plastic explosive with a detonation velocity of 18,000 mph. Today, Nice Price or Crack Pipe has a C4 Corvette, and its Lotus designed LT-5 engine makes punching the gas pedal nearly as explosive.

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  • Screaming Chicken-Trumping Firehawk For $12,500!

    Pontiac's dispatched almost as many screaming chickens as Colonel Sanders. But despite that avian connection, today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe firebird is a hawk, not a hen, and you have to decide if its price is fair or fowl.

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  • Flame-On With A $2,600 RX7 Convertible!

    The Wankel engine has always proved that Mazda marches to a different beat. As it's getting toward convertible weather, Nice Price or Crack Pipe has a flambe-painted '89 drop-top at a price you might find hard to beat.

    By Rob Emslie Read More
  • Zuhälter Meine Reiten For $4,500!

    Modern Mercedes diesels feature Bluetec which treats emissions like jellyfish stings, making them better by whizzing on them. Today, Nice Price or Crack Pipe has a blue '79 300SD, the purchase of which could also mean a golden shower.

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  • M3 Squared For $39,999!

    If your everyday car is too dull, get a BMW 3-series. If the 3-series doesn't do the trick, get an M3. If that still leaves you hankering for more, Nice Price or Crack Pipe suggests LS.

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  • Paddy Wagon For $17,000!

    Not everybody knows the DeLorean was built in Ireland. As today's St. Patrick's Day, and Nice Price or Crack Pipe is not above the wearing of the green, let's see if this DMC12 lies at the end of your rainbow.

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  • Ranchestivo Carts Clowns, Costs $3,800!

    Some people drive inordinately large vehicles in order to compensate for shortcomings below the waist. Today, Nice Price or Crack Pipe has a customized Ford that will let everybody know that your name could easily be Hugh Johnson.

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  • Go For The Gold Duster For $8,750!

    Zombie car brands, like their brain-slurping human counterparts, are not typically fastidious regarding their appearance. However, Nice Price or Crack Pipe has a Plymouth that's been dusted off and looks like it'll do more than just shamble.

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  • I Only Have A Corona - $3,400 Deposit!

    Someday people will look back upon the Camry with fondness and desire, and when that day arrives, I hope to be long-dead. Until then, Nice Price or Crack Pipe has its predecessor for you to get all nostalgic about.

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  • Ace Of Base For $1,900!

    Usually, buying a high-priced escort means not traveling solo, and ensuring a good time. Today, Nice Price or Crack Pipe wants to know if it's a good time to hook up with a low-priced Escort, or, to go it alone?

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  • Tainted Love - 2005 Lotus Elise For $19,500!

    If the Queen ever knighted the Lotus Elise, its title could be Sir Costsalot because even used, it's pretty pricey. Well, today Nice Price or Crack Pipe has an Elise that's on the cheap - and its title is salvage.

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  • Put A Notch On Your Belt For $5,400

    Whether Fast or Square, VW's Type 3 was all about the back. One back we in the U.S. didn't officially get was the Notch, but Nice Price or Crack Pipe has one that might make you say baby got back.

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  • Hey Bulldog For $5,500!

    Before Honda discovered Jazz, or got Fit, they had a pet Bulldog. Right now, Nice Price or Crack Pipe wants to know if $5,500 for this Kei Cur will get your tail wagging.

    By Rob Emslie Read More
  • How Green Was My Volvo For $8,999!

    Kermit the Frog once intoned that it isn't easy being green. As much as Nice Price or Crack Pipe respects the opinion of our friend with a hand up his ass, this bio fuel-ready Volvo wagon could prove him wrong.

    By Rob Emslie Read More
  • Grand Prix Two Plus Two Equals $8,000!

    Seeing how Ford's Aerobird performed on NASCAR's speedways caught GM off guard. With a plastic nose and a glass fastback, today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Pontiac helped GM's Sunday prospects, and, for $8,000, could help yours all week.

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  • Double Live Zagato For $5,000!

    If you want a good deal, it always helps to wait for a sale. Today, Today, Nice Price or Crack Pipe has a Lancia seller who's offering a 2-for-1 special on Zagatos, but it doesn't look like they're going fast.

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  • How To Read A Car's VIN

    If you know how to read it, your car's Vehicle Information Number will tell you more than you ever wanted to know about your ride. What secrets do those 17 letters and numbers hold?

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