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  • Step Into Black: The Joy Of Driving At Night

    On the surface, it is negative space, an environment defined by what it lacks. We immerse ourselves in it so often that we take it for granted. It is nighttime, and it is perfect for driving. Are you still asleep?

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  • Five Doors Are Better Than Four

    The stigma associated with wagons is evaporating. Most SUVs — the form factor's unfortunate replacement — are becoming more wagonlike. Let's just skip a step: Wagons aren't the past, they're the better, sexier future.

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Crashes and Safety (4)

Entertainment (2)

Ford (2)

Hatchbacks, Minivans and Vans (1)

  • Eight Excellent Wagons You Wish You Owned

    Our post yesterday on the glories of the five-door got us thinking. What, we wondered, would be in our ultimate wagon fleet? What are the most Jalopnik family haulers? And are suicide doors really necessary?

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News (178)

  • Have You Read Unsafe At Any Speed?

    It's the law: when the Corvair's name comes up, this book's name comes up. Most of you no doubt have very strong feelings about Ralph Nader, but how many of you have actually read his book?

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  • Have Hookah, Will Travel

    Louie Mattar's 1947 Cadillac came with everything required to survive a long road trip, grill, television, toilet and… hookah. He took his Turkish water-pipe-equipped machine and set a world record with it.

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  • Commenter Of The Day: How Many Times Did I Watch Die Hard And Its Many Sequals Last Year Edition?

    How many times did I watch Die Hard and its many squeals last year? I probably only watched the original — still the best — at least six times. The second one is probably my least favorite, it feels forced, I think only viewed that twice. Maybe three times. The third one? I'm a big fan of the third one. Sam Jackson is great and it gets the verve, the heart, the style from the original. At least five times. The fourth I wasn't actually a huge fan of. It's probably my third favorite, still ahead o

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  • Don't Bury Kevin Rose's Custom Moped

    Digg founder Kevin Rose is so rich he can have any vehicle he wants. He chose this chromed-out 1977 Puch Maxi moped, but he hasn't even seen it yet. So Kevin, here it is, your sweet new ride.

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  • Guess That Engine: Friday Fangio Edition

    We'll give you a hint: It goes in a racing car that helped a certain Argentinean win two F1 championships. Four words: direct injection and desmo. (If you know your history, that last bit should clinch it.)

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  • A Video Peek Inside BMW's Secret Motorsport Warehouse

    One week ago, I rediscovered pictures I took inside BMW's closed-to-the-public motorsport museum. Those images were four years old, however, and their pron was limited. Now someone has YouTubed an off-the-cuff video tour of the same building. McLaren overload, anyone?

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  • The Firebreather: The Pontiac Firebird That Could Have Been

    Michigan-based Exodus Films unveiled the hero-ride for their upcoming sci-fi flick, Jinn. It's "The Firebreather," a stylized take on what a new Pontiac Firebird might've been. Look familiar? It should. Better news? They're building 50 of them for public purchase.

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  • What Automotive Legacy Needs To Be Revisited?

    Even if you hate the new Jaguar XJ, don't underestimate the balls it took to completely recreate a car that's been essentially the same for 40 years. What other automotive legacy needs to be revisited?

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  • Mercedes SLS AMG F1 Safety Car: More POWER!

    Some say the Mercedes SLS AMG can fly to the top of buildings without even flapping its gullwings. All we know is, at 571 HP, it's the most powerful F1 safety car... in the world... since the last one.

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  • Hey... That Logo Looks Familiar!

    Ladies and gentlemen, it is my distinct pleasure to introduce the 1968 Ford Shelby Mustang Jalopnik Forza Motorsport 3 GT500KR. Its name is long, its love is strong, and it will rock you allllllll night long.

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  • Commenter Of The Day: Syphon Filter Edition

    Back when our friend was a subscriber to gaming magazines, he received a disc with single-level demos of a bunch of PS1 games. One of these games was Syphon Filter. The first-person shooting is, by modern standards, nothing special but we thought it was the coolest thing ever. As soon as the game debuted we snatched it up, took it home, and played it non-stop. Shootout in a park, throwing down in a Gothic cathedral, we did it all. And while we admit it's not as cool Metal Gear Solid, the subject

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  • Commenter Of The Day: Knifey-Spoony Edition

    Say what you will about the recent leadership of The Simpsons, there's more comic gold in the animated series than plated on all the Aston Martins in Dubai. A favorite episode involves a trip to Australia and a showdown between Bart and an Australian man at a pub. Bart shows his pocketknife and the man asks "You call that a knife, this is a knife" in obvious parody of Crocodile Dundee. The only difference is, instead of pulling out a giant bowie knife the man pulls out a spoon, to which Bart rep

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  • GM Kills Hummer, Officially

    GM will officially wind down Hummer operations as a deal with a Chinese automaker stalled over Chinese environmental concerns You gotta love Hummer — a brand so quintessentially American, so brazenly gas-guzzling, that even the Chinese find it offensive.

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  • Who The Hell Is Uwe Gemballa?

    German Porsche tuner Uwe Gemballa disappeared last week, and his whereabouts are still unknown. The exotic-car world is in an uproar — kidnapping! aliens! Butzi! — but we keep returning to one question: Why don't we know anything about him?

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  • This Is What A Ferrari F1 Piston Looks Like

    This piston was used by Ferrari during the 2001 Formula 1 season. It's tiny, it's light, and it's made of Italian kitten whispers. All the prancing-horse talk of late reminded me that it was tucked away in my closet. Bella!

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  • Commenter Of The Day: The Cal Is On You Edition

    Like most people on the Internet, we've seen the "Oh you made cause I'm stylin' on ya" video (see it here) a million times. As you can tell, it's just a rap battle gone too far. Subsequent reports said one person had a gun, the other had been badmouthing his crew, or just the last person got mad because he was getting shown up. The cause is unclear, but after watching the full video it seems like the latter explanation is the best. What we've yet to understand, though, is what is "the cal?" The

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  • DP4 Super Go-Kart Now On Sale

    Since 2002 Dennis Palatov has been designing and building some of the most radical, rule-breaking cars ever envisioned and blogging all about it. It started with the awe-inspiring dp1, and now this, the smaller, less expensive dp4. He's taking orders.

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  • How'd You Learn To Drive A Stick?

    One of the most important skills every car enthusiast must posses is the ability to drive a car equipped with a manual transmission. Otherwise, you're just pointing the car. How'd you learn to drive a stick?

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  • Watch Toyota's Grand Congressional Inquisition Live At 11:00 AM

    Want to watch Toyota USA President Jim Lentz face off against Rep. Bart Stupak (D-from-that-one-part-of-Michigan-we-got-from-a-shooting-war-with-Ohio, pictured above) and his House Energy & Commerce Subcommittee on Oversight and Investigations today at 11:00 AM EST? No? Oh come on, it'll be fun.

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  • Commenter Of The Day: Round Up The Usual Suspects Edition

    After Rick Blaine shoots Major Strasser in the climax of Casablanca, Laszlo makes off with his love Isla in a plane bound for Portugal and freedom. Rick assumes he's toast but Claude Raine's delightfully crooked Captain Renault tells the arriving police officers to "round up the usual suspects." It's a great line and the inspiration for the film of the same name. We're not sure who is responsible for Uwe Gemballa's disappearance, but it isn't stopping pj134 from sharing a theory.

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  • Ted Bundy's VW Beetle On Display In Creepy Museum

    A 1968 VW Beetle owned by serial killer Ted Bundy is on display at the National Museum of Crime & Punishment in Washington, D.C. It's unclear whether old Volkswagen ownership is considered crime or punishment. [New York Times: Wheels]

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  • And The Winner Is...

    First a Saab takes the overall LeMons win, then a Ford Taurus SHO wins the very next race? What's next, an Eldorado?

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  • Audi RS5: Aluminum Und Mean

    Not surprisingly, a slew of pics of the Audi RS5 übercoupe have leaked. No embargo's strong enough to hold back this brutish, 450 HP Euro barnstormer from the interwebs. Do similar easy-to-shed shackles keep it from coming stateside? Maybe.

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  • 1993 Ford Tempo

    Welcome to Down On The Street, where we admire old vehicles parked on the streets of the Island That Rust Forgot: Alameda, California. Ford Tempo Fanatic has chosen a difficult path. Today we honor his devotion to the Tempo.

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  • Commenter Of The Day: HMS Vanguard Edition

    The last great battleship of the once greatest British Navy, the HMS Vanguard was a large and very seaworthy vessel though, given its launch date at the end of WWII, it was quickly of less use in fighting the Japanese Navy. In fact, despite its huge size and significant armament it never once fired its guns in active battle. What was it use for? Other than a flagship and training, one of the most notable uses of the Vanguard was as the yacht for Elizabeth II when she went to visit South Africa i

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  • This Is The Kind Of Lamborghini Hedge Fund Fraud Buys

    Kirk Wright, a Florida hedge fund manager, hung himself when faced with a 710-year sentence for 47 counts of fraud, and swindling $185 million from clients including 78 NFL players. This is the gaudy, pink-festooned Lamborghini he bought his wife.

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  • No, Steve Jobs Does Not Ride An iPad

    I pointed out Peter's story on Steve Jobs' old BMW R60/2 to Jason Chen, editor of our gadget-obsessed brother-site Gizmodo. He thought the headline read like Jobs now rides an iPad. No, Jason, this would be Jobs riding an iPad.

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  • What's The Best Cheap Future Collector Car?

    CNN Money, of all outlets, put together a surprisingly good list of 10 dirt cheap collectible cars, including the Pacer, Spitfire, and early SHO. But we know you can do better. What's the best cheap future collector car?

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  • Sue Like Hell! Shelby Loses Factory Five, Forum Lawsuit

    Carroll Shelby's curious intellectual property lawsuit against Daytona Coupe-replica maker Factory Five, and two web forums has failed with a United States District Court judge dismissing the suit and Factory Five bragging about besting Shelby.

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  • Commenter Of The Day: Reggatta De Blanc Edition

    If Outlandos d'Amour is the most punk album by The Police, you could argue Reggatta de Blanc is the most reggae. In fact, the name itself is a reference to the sort of white reggae the very pale band achieves with songs like "Walking on the Moon." The title song from the album is actually an instrumental riff in the middle of "Can't Stand Losing You" and if you see their reunion tour we can all but guarantee they'll stretch out the song like 10 minutes to include it. We asked you today about you

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  • How Car Racing Can Help You Win The Olympics

    Despite a decades-long letter-writing campaign by Jalopnik, the International Olympic Committee still hasn't included motor-driven sports in the Winter Olympics. That just means we'll have to apply our driving skills to skiing, skating, snowboarding and the bobsled. Here's how.

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  • The Uwe Gemballa Disappearance: Update

    On Tuesday we reported that Uwe Gemballa had disappeared in South Africa, repeating CarsUK's suggestion that he could have planned his own disappearance. Today we spoke to Gemballa. Here's what they had to say.

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  • Toyota's Brake Recall: A Danger To Enthusiasts?

    Toyota's attempts to address its recall woes include a software tweak known as "brake override." It kills the engine if you depress the brake and accelerator. Trouble is, enthusiasts require that for brake stands, rock-crawling and heel-and-toe. Will they survive?

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  • What's Your Favorite Automotive Failure?

    The automotive world often rewards not-so-bold moves like a Japanese company copying the British formula of lightweight, RWD, front-engined roadster. Unfortunately, it usually punishes true boldness. Which is sad as boldness produces such amazingness. What's your favorite automotive failure?

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  • 2011 Porsche Cayenne: Geneva-Bound And Leaked Out

    Little known fact: some of the best off-roading in the world lies in the mountains above Bonneville. Sadly, the 2011 Porsche Cayenne won't be taking advantage of that, it's reportedly lost its off-road ability to shed some weight.

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  • Slate Weighs In, Predictably, On Toyota

    Slate continues to follow its secret tagline of "Contrarianism is almost as good as actual wisdom," asserting it's "not so bad" for cars to run on software making them out of our control. Fun faux Slate headline guessing game below.

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  • India Builds Anti-Terrorist Armored Electric Golf Cart

    The $45,000 Indian-built and -designed Metaltech Anti-Terrorist Assault Cart is essentially an armored golf cart designed to withstand grenade attacks. Although seemingly the least threatening armored vehicle ever built, it makes perfect sense for Mumbai-like confined quarters anti-terrorism use.

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  • What Car Are You Giving Up For Lent?

    Today begins Lent, when the devout and dieting give up what they desire in order to ready themselves for the Resurrection of Christ. Our lusts are motorized. What car are you giving up for Lent?

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  • REPORT: USF1 To Fold, YouTube Founder Out

    According to a rumor published by a Spanish news outlet, US F1 won't make the first three races of 2010, forcing them to drop the entire season. Also, YouTube founder Chad Hurley's supposedly out as a financial backer. U-S-aww, crap.

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  • Lamborghini Jota: What To Expect

    These days, when a new car's more powerful than the one it replaces, the advantage is usually limited by an increase in weight. Not the Lamborghini Jota, the bull-headed brand's Murciélago replacement. It should be lighter and make 700 HP.

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  • Commenter Of The Day: Paul Reiser Is Dead Edition

    Paul Reiser is not, actually, dead. So far as we know he's still alive. However, we were having a discussion the other day with a friend about what celebrity death rumors would be more plausible than others. Say someone uber famous like Tom Cruise dies and no one believes it and it's easy to disprove. Pick someone no one ever heard of and people won't care. The trick to a good celebrity death rumor is picking someone with a recognizable name no one has seen for a while like Jim Belushi or, we re

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  • Which Fatty Deserves A Fair Shake?

    As much as we're excited about the lithe 2011 Lotus Elise, it's Fat Tuesday so we're going to give a break to at least one car porking up like the rest of us. Which fatty deserves a fair shake?

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  • Commenter Of The Day: Cherpumple Edition

    The Cherpumple, the turducken of the pastry world, is three cakes and three pies in one and takes about five hours to make. It's a cherry pie baked inside a chocolate cake, an apple pie baked inside a yellow cake, and a pumpkin pie baked inside a gingerbread cake. This is all piled up, covered in a ton of cream cheese frosting, and served to those with only two days to live. The best description comes from the San Francisco Weekly: "The resulting slices were art: They looked like wedges of Earth

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  • Peter Max's 36 Vintage Corvettes: The Full Story

    In 1989, VH1 gave away 36 vintage Corvettes in a contest. The winner sold those cars to artist Peter Max, who let them rot in a Brooklyn parking garage for twenty years. The cars recently disappeared. This is their story.

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  • Speed Skiing: A Jalopnik-Worthy Winter Sport

    Until they allow nitro’d Icelandic 4×4’s to compete at the Winter Olympics, speed skiing is the next best thing for petrolheads: straight downhill, 150+ MPH, faster than a man dropping from an airplane.

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  • What's The First Stock Part You Replace?

    Just as soon as we spend the money to buy a car our immediate reaction is: what can we change about it? It's the natural instinct of the car enthusiast. What's the first stock part you replace?

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  • Commenter Of The Day: E-Harmony, Match.com, JDate... Edtion

    Mate1, Lavalife, Facebook, It's Just Lunch, Date.com, FastCupid, Chemistry.com, ChristianMingle.com, SinglesNet, RSVP, PerfectMatch.com, More To Love, Catholic Match, Twitter, a bar, a grocery store, a movie theatre, church, political campaign, race track, community center, the Internet, Yahoo! Personals, a different bar, the gym, the park, the other kind of theatre and work are all answers to the sad question from RentalCarGuy in our V-Day QOTD.

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  • What Car Would You Buy Your Valentine?

    In case you've forgotten, this Sunday is Valentine's Day — i.e. the day you're guaranteed misery alone and risking absolute misery together. Let's put this one in the bag: what car would you buy your Valentine?

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  • Commenter Of The Day: Zebulun Shall Dwell Edition

    Presidents of the United States are typically sworn in on a Bible and most chose a specific verse to be sworn in on of some significance. For instance, Herbert Hoover chose Proverbs 29:18 which is "Where there is no vision, the people perish: but he that keepeth the law, happy is he." Makes sense. Bill Clinton, the second time, was sworn in on Isaiah 58:12: "Thou shalt raise up the foundations of many generations, and thou shalt be called the repairer of the breach." A lofty goal, for sure. Obam

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  • This Is The Best Button Ever

    Pressing the "Party Mode" button boosts the stereo's bass and pushes the equalization to the back speakers, thus facilitating the party atmosphere surrounding your Toyota 4Runner. Not a bad idea if you could get anyone to ride in your Toyota.

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  • What's The Coolest Porsche Racing Car?

    The announcement of a hybrid Porsche racing car has prompted a lot of discussion, and it's understandable — a hybrid 911 is nothing if not provocative. When conflicted, we turn to history for comfort. What's the coolest Porsche racing car?

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  • Porsche 911 GT3 R Hybrid Coming To Geneva

    Stuttgart plans to bring a hybrid 911 racing car to both Geneva and the Nurburgring 24-hour race. The press release includes the line "the focus is not on... winning the race." What's wrong with this picture?

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  • Commenter Of The Day: If Looks Could Kill Edition

    On the list of awful movies with awesome cars Richard Grieco's spy unclassic If Looks Could Kill deserves a modestly low position. The red Lotus Esprit Grieco tools around in is awesome, and an appearance by Gabrielle Anwar hurts things not one bit. Unfortunately, Grieco as an 18-year-old is hard to believe, the plot is weak and the action is comical without trying to be. The movie doesn't know if it's a farce or not and never recovers from the confusion. Though we saw a lot of anger directed at

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  • What's In A Bow?

    Akio Toyoda was criticized in Japan after failing to bow deeply enough during his first Toyota recall apology. Experts think the second bow was just deep enough to express regret without accepting legal responsibility for the crisis. [NYPost]

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  • Commenter Of The Day: Yes, Thank You, We Knew That Edition

    It's been something of an obvious day. We spent most of the afternoon with the TV on in the background, watching news anchors prattle on about snow-day this and OMGDrivingBad that. Most of this was done for entertainment, and not informational, reasons — like many people, we cannot stand televised news, and the absurd commentary ("Your house just burnt down, Sally Jim! How do you feel?") is part of the problem. Snowfall and civic disruption ("Your school day is canceled, Timmy Sue! How do you fe

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  • Commenter Of The Day: Defying Expectations Edition

    A girl I dated once shared a college class with Jenna Bush and, despite what you'd expect, the first daughter was about as normal a college student as you'd find with the exception of the secret service detail. So as not to interfere with the life of a young person, the Secret Service agents protecting her took her classes and tried to blend in with the background as best they could. Everyone in the class was convinced the agent was a tall young man with a well-deep voice built like a football p

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  • Is This The 2012 Indy Car?

    2010 was originally set to be the last year of competition for the aging Dallara IndyCar chassis. Political turmoil has postponed the changeover, however, and the IRL is currently evaluating its options. This car is part of Swift Engineering's proposal.

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  • Life Too Normal? Try The Alfamino Project

    The dude that owns this thing calls it the "Alfamino." Cool conversion, lame name. (We prefer "Giuliamino" — it doesn't match the sticker, but it doesn't sound quite as dorky.) eBay, your wonders never cease.

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  • The Funniest Lap Of The Nurburgring Ever

    Think that jerkoff track day instructor was bad? Wait till you see this driver/instructor combo arguing through an entire lap of the Nurburgring. Worse, this driver actually manages to pass a few people.

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  • Engine Of The Day: Continental Motors

    Engines manufactured by Continental 1920s and 1930s powered about four million cars, which seems moderately impressive. Read Daniel Strohl's list of Continental-powered marques, however, and you'll be floored!

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  • Commenter Of The Day: Whoa, WHOA! Edition

    There was a lot of passion in today's Why Does The U.S. Hate Formula One? thread, including one person going way, way out of line (and towards someone with banhammer privileges... oops). I missed most of it out at an event but, even with the comments removed, you can see the moment when everyone was like "Whoa, WHOA!" That time in space where everything goes just a little too far. Unfortunately, it distracted from an entertaining one-man show from Blackfoot, reprinted here in its entirety.

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  • Charlie Sheen's Mercedes Stolen, Flung Off Cliff

    Earlier today, Mercedes called Charlie Sheen to tell him his Mercedes was at the bottom of a cliff along Mulholland Drive. Sheen left the keys inside and garage open and a thief nicked it, then apparently crashed it for giggles.

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  • The H3 Recon Makes Other Hummers Look Lame

    A forum member at HummerXClub.com wasn't satisfied with the front independent suspension on his H3 Alpha, so he ripped it out and went solid axle, he also chopped the truck up and made it a slant back. Totally cool.

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  • Toyota Recall: The TSB Toyota Didn't Want You To See

    Everyone and their mother's got video of dealer technicians applying the Toyota pedal recall fix (CNN's had it all week). We're not everyone. Instead, here's what dealer techs get: the Technical Service Bulletin Toyota doesn't want you to see.

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  • The V-6-Powered Alfa Romeo Bike: Wait, What?

    We have seen many strange things in our time: Men who look like women. Women who look like dogs. Chevrolets powered by flathead Fords. The V-6 Alfa bike — downdraft Webers?!? — might just take the cake.

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  • Commenter Of The Day: Catherine The Great's Lovers Edition

    Whatever you think of Catherine The Great's treatment of the underclass or ruthlessness, it's hard to ignore the great treatment most of her boyfriends got. In addition to being in the good graces of the sovereign while you're doing the horizontal trepak, when you got booted to the curb for the next hunky Russian guy you don't exactly get the Henry VIIIth treatment. No, discarded lovers got the royal treatment. Whether it was money, land, a title or some mix, they left with a mix of favors. The

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  • What's The Most Trouble-Free Car You've Owned?

    With all the talk of brake problem this and recall that, we figured it was time to talk about cars without problems. What's the most trouble-free car that you've owned? (Answers with the word "Toyota" in them don't count.)

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  • Commenter Of The Day: Gourmet Grocery Stores

    Because I'm a yuppie, I tend to live near gourmet upscale grocery stores. I mean places that make Whole Foods look like a Piggly Wiggly and are always the combination of two names: Billingham & Jeeves, Lord & Nice, Imbred & Haughty. You can't get ground chuck, you can only get kobe beer-fed beef ground up with goat cheese. Because I'm a yuppie, I sort of like it. Fresh ingredients are great and variety is fun, but lately these stores seem to exist only to serve crazy expensive crap. Like, if the

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  • Wagonist Magazine: The Magazine For ?????!

    This right here is the best thing we've seen all day. Granted, the covers seem more oriented toward Japanese-style CUVs (Toyota Alphard, Honda Stepwagon, etc.) than the traditional five-door, but... really? A magazine about wagons? Who's complaining?

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  • The Joy Of Cooking... On A Porsche

    Echoing the fantastic 1989 cookbook Manifold Destiny, which is about cooking food in engine compartments, a man has put whale-tail spoiler and hot engine together.

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  • Which Old Car Needs To Be Reskinned?

    Yesterday's post on the eye-poppingly hideous Heynsdyk 2500SF prompted an in-house discussion about reskinned cars. Some of us are for them, some against. Nevertheless, we had to wonder — which old car needs to be reskinned?

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  • Commenter Of The Day: Steve Stevens Edition

    Steve Stevens isn't a particularly well known musician, but if you've listened to any Billy Idol you've probably heard his guitar. The freaky sounding guitar/ray gun/synth sound you're hearing on "Rebel Yell" is just Stevens on an electric car playing while rocking his amp with his foot. He's probably most recognizable, though, as the guitarist for the Top Gun Anthem, which Ray is going to be playing when he drives up to the Gov's Mansion — at least in our minds. What's he driving? We asked you

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  • Morons Clunkerize Rare GMC Syclone Super Truck

    We like the turbocharged GMC Syclone pickup so much that we helped you put it in a video game. We were also saddened to discover one that Syclone became a Cash For Clunkers victim. Save the Syclones! Update!

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  • Commenter Of The Day: Frank Oz Edition

    Frank Oz is, to use an old cliche, a man of many talents. The son of puppeteers he's the man who gave life to Miss Piggy and Fozzie Bear working with Jim Henson on The Muppet Show and Cookie Monster on Sesame Street. He's also been a director of numerous films including Bowfinger, What About Bob and Little Shop Of Horrors. You may recognize him as a minor character in a number of John Landis films including as the guy in The Blues Brothers who hands Jake his sunglasses and used condom. Oh, and h

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  • Toyota CEO Apologizes, Drives Away In Black Audi

    Last week, Toyota CEO Akio Toyoda apologized on Japanese Television for his company's little fiery death safety oversight. Immediately afterward, he was seen departing in a black Audi sedan which, judging by reports, had a fully-functioning accelerator pedal.

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  • What's Your Fantasy Craigslist Find?

    When we're not working we're on Craigslist or eBay looking for the mint DSM in the rough. The hidden deal. We know you are, too. What's your fantasy Craigslist find?

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  • Nissan GT-R Owner Voids Warranty, Grenades $36K Engine

    A member over at NAGTROC made the mistake of modifying his Nissan GT-R engine while it was still under its temperamental warranty. So, when he then broke the cylinder block, he was completely screwed. How it happened, plus pictures, below.

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Nice Price or No Dice (20)

  • Cinq Or Swim For $4,000!

    Founded nearly 300 years ago by the French, New Orleans remains to this day below sea level. Now, Nice Price or Crack Pipe has a Big Easy Renault, and wonders if you'd pay more than a French Quarter for it.

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  • Get Smart For $18,000

    Are you smarter than a 5th grader? Well, if you think so, Nice Price or Crack Pipe wants to know if a renegade roadster will make the grade.

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  • Booty Call 500E For $7,500

    Nineteen years before the Panamera, another 4-door sport sedan growled its way out of the Porsche factory. Today, Nice Price or Crack Pipe has a 500E at a price that broaches the question; Rectum? Damn-near killed ‘em.

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  • Join The Boxer Rebellion For $115,000!

    Mike Tyson's career is notable for his unapologetic brutality and, later, his Alcoholic's Anonymous advertisement-worthy facial tattoo. Today, Nice Price or Crack Pipe has a Boxer that's almost as ferocious as Mikey, but is as beautiful as Tyson is fugly.

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  • Learn To Play Golf For $22,000!

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