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Moon Patrol: U.S. Military To Extend Its Reach 239,000 Miles Into Space
By Erin Marquis March 8th, 2022 Read More
The Head Of Russia's Space Program Is A Real Asshole
By Erin Marquis March 8th, 2022 Read More
Canadian Pilots, Soldiers And Cops Reported Seeing Dozens Of UFOs Over The Last 20 Years
By Erin Marquis March 7th, 2022 Read More
Physicists Finally Have An Answer For Why The Subaru Logo Has Only Six Stars Instead Of Seven
By Jason Torchinsky March 3rd, 2022 Read More
I Took A Dump The Same Way The Apollo Astronauts Did — And Dear God Was It Awful
By Jason Torchinsky February 15th, 2022 Read More
Billionaire Plans First Commercial Spacewalk For Best View Of Our Burning Planet
By Owen Bellwood February 15th, 2022 Read More
Here's A Chart Of Every Crewed Orbital (And Beyond) Spacecraft
By Jason Torchinsky February 15th, 2022 Read More
Most Of The Satellites Starlink Launched Last Week Are Now Trash
By Amber DaSilva February 9th, 2022 Read More
NASA Wants To Bring Pieces Of Mars Down To Earth
By Amber DaSilva February 9th, 2022 Read More
NASA Plans To De-Orbit The ISS By 2031 So We Have 9 Years To Figure Out How To Hijack It
By Jason Torchinsky February 2nd, 2022 Read More
India's Closer To Putting A Person In Space
By Jason Torchinsky February 2nd, 2022 Read More
How To Steal The Space Shuttle: A Step-By-Step Guide
By Jason Torchinsky February 2nd, 2022 Read More
Elon Musk's SpaceX Scrubs Mission At Last Second For Unexpected Reason
By Andy Kalmowitz January 31st, 2022 Read More
SpaceX Rocket To End 7 Years As Space Trash By Smashing Into The Moon
By Erin Marquis January 26th, 2022 Read More
Blasting Military Tech Around The World Via Rocket Is The Latest Totally Valid Use Of Our Taxes
By Owen Bellwood January 20th, 2022 Read More
We're One Step Closer To Peering Into The Birth Of Galaxies
By Erin Marquis January 20th, 2022 Read More
NASA Blasts The Shit Out Of The Desert In Deep Space Rocket Test
By Erin Marquis January 10th, 2022 Read More
NASA Fixes Probe On Mars By Hitting It With A Shovel
By Erin Marquis January 10th, 2022 Read More
Mars Attracts: Why Missions To The Red Planet Are So Hot Right Now
By Erin Marquis January 10th, 2022 Read More
Scientists Have An Idea: Let's Store Sperm On The Moon
By Erin Marquis January 10th, 2022 Read More
Are We The Bad Guys?
By Erin Marquis January 10th, 2022 Read More
Plan To Clean Up Space Using Giant Claws Is Incredibly Metal
By Erin Marquis January 10th, 2022 Read More
How A Cult Built The O-Rings That Failed On The Space Shuttle Challenger
By Erin Marquis January 10th, 2022 Read More
Send Jalopnik To The Moon
By Erin Marquis January 10th, 2022 Read More
Biden Administration Re-Ups For NASA's Artemis Moon Mission
By Erin Marquis January 10th, 2022 Read More
The Man Who Tried To Stop The Space Shuttle Challenger Launch And Exposed NASA's Cover-Up Dies At 83
By Erin Marquis January 10th, 2022 Read More
Look At How SpaceX's Starlink Satellites Pinstripe The Night Sky
By Erin Marquis January 10th, 2022 Read More