Why Is There A Rusty Hover Tank For Sale On Amazon?
This is way cooler than that Nissan Amazon found a giant box for, it's a damn five-passenger hovering tank with a kickass stereo and nice patina to boot!
Though it sure doesn't look like it could carry five people in the pictures on the unusual Amazon listing, I can't imagine any part of this could possibly be fake so I'll take the seller at their word.
3 and 1/2 stars from 292 reviews? Man, if that's not enough to throw your twenty g's down for a rockin' rolling war machine you're one stingy som'bitch.
Tecumseh engine! My old shop teacher loved Tecumseh, swore up and down it was superior to Briggs & Stratton just about every day. Or, maybe it was the other way around. Regardless, if 6 HP is enough to send this thing to 40 MPH it's gotta be one well-designed little thumper.
People have been reviewing this thing since 2005... I haven't seen many of these Dalek-looking bad boys crushing insurgencies on CNN, but it looks like there are a lot of satisfied customers out there.
Thomas Dunham called it "a tank he could trust," in a review any of us would have been proud to write:
"I'll admit it. Shopping for a personal tank can be a bit daunting. Many times in the past I've purchased overpriced, so-called "battle tanks", then driven them into battle only to be wrecked in ten minutes by the first blow off of some insurgents home-made morter.
But not this baby, no way.This tank R-O-C-K-S! Literally- the 400-watt sound-system keeps me rockin like a crazy man as I'm dishing out justice commando style. Wow. I just can't say enough. And the kids love it, too- imagine the look of terror in the eyes of the enemy as I'm dropping off my kid's team to their soccer game. Shock and awe, my friends, SHOCK AND AWE!I had NAO install the optional GPS-guided white phosphorus missile system, and talk about *SWEET*! Burn baby burn!!!Oh, it also has plenty of room for groceries, and if you need to like move a loveseat or something it'll fit if you use a little bungee cord.The only real negative with this tank is that it shows up on radar a little more than I like (although there is a polyresin graphite stealth model available). Also, the included spare isn't full size.Overall, a great tank."
If you've bought a JL421 Badonkadonk tank and used it in the field, I want to hear from you and we'd love to get our hands on it for a road test.