This Stops In Front Of Your House - What Does The Driver Yell?

By  Jason Torchinsky

It's just after midnight. You've just settled into your favorite rhino-skin armchair and have lit up one of the Portuguese sausages you smoke in lieu of cigars. You hear a rumbling outside and the unmistakable howl of a motor-klaxon, and push back the blinds to reveal a 1924 Renault Six-Roues Type MH. What's the driver yelling at you?

Here's some possibilities:

“The hippos got into the serum. It’s happening, just like you wrote. We have to leave now.”

Your turn.

Contact the author at jason@jalopnik.com.

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