The New York City Subway Is Hell

The New York City subway is bad. We all know this. But this is how bad it got today:

Service changes update: Some northbound Q trains are stopping along the R line from DeKalb Av to Canal St.
Expect delays in both directions on the D, F, Q and R trains.

— NYCT Subway (@NYCTSubway) January 9, 2018

4 train service has resumed following earlier signal problems at Woodlawn.

— NYCT Subway (@NYCTSubway) January 9, 2018

Northbound C and E service changes because of a train with mechanical problems at World Trade Center. See https://t.co/vhZQ2kZ2vb

— NYCT Subway (@NYCTSubway) January 9, 2018

This does not include myriad problems that occurred this morning with "sick passengers," "police investigations," "FDNY activity," and "customer injury," some of which may just be suicides.

And, naturally, people are already extremely mad:

Please suggest places for me to move to in the comments that are not in New York City. Really, any place. I can work from home. I'm doing it right now.

Because the subway is broken.