The New York City Subway Is Hell

The New York City subway is bad. We all know this. But this is how bad it got today:

Southbound 4 and 5 trains are running local from Atlantic Av-Barclays Ctr to Franklin Av because of ice on the express tracks at Bergen St.

— NYCT Subway (@NYCTSubway) January 9, 2018

Northbound C and E service changes because of a train with mechanical problems at World Trade Center. See https://t.co/vhZQ2kZ2vb

— NYCT Subway (@NYCTSubway) January 9, 2018

This does not include myriad problems that occurred this morning with "sick passengers," "police investigations," "FDNY activity," and "customer injury," some of which may just be suicides.

And, naturally, people are already extremely mad:

@MTA @mtanow7 @JoeLhota @7trainblues What a surprise. Trash all over the platform. Befitting for a train line and subway system that runs like garbage. #TRASH #MTA #filth #racket #whenisthenextfarehike? pic.twitter.com/IKIj3N9bc8

— Melissa Kamath (@ToastMRK) January 9, 2018

Please suggest places for me to move to in the comments that are not in New York City. Really, any place. I can work from home. I'm doing it right now.

Because the subway is broken.