Here's Some Car Show Pitches That Are Probably Going To Get Rejected By Netflix
We sort of live in a new golden age of television, and a lot of that is thanks to streaming content providers like Netflix, Hulu, HBO, Amazon, and all those new ones like Nabisco Plus or whatever. This means that there's many more outlets for innovative automotive programming, which should, ideally, mean that exciting and novel show concepts can be brought to reality.
With that in mind, I'd like to present to you a set of ten top-notch high-quality shows co-developed by myself and a sophistimacated algorithm running on our recently upgraded Jalopnik Mainframe, which is now a set of 75 Mattel Aquarius computers working in parallel.
A second program run on the mainframe was used to determine the likely outcome of these show concepts being picked up by a major streaming provider, and the result was an average chance of -14 percent.
I'm not letting that get me down; I think there's some really groundbreaking show ideas here, and I want to hear what you think!
Here we go:
10. A Star Trek-style episodic show, but instead of spaceships discovering planets and encountering aliens, it’s all old people in RVs, driving all over the United States.
Solid stuff, right? I'm open to your ideas, too. I'm pretty sure between all of us, we'll figure out the next big car-show hit. How can we not?