Ok, screw this, I'll write my own Movie. OG Jalopstyle. We'll start with the opening chase scene (how the best car-action movies start) and then just make it up from there) Scene 1 Opening sequence starts out fast. We are given a view of the early morning Bay Area fog. A camera pans down a quiet open street in Alameda CA. We hear a distant, high-pitched rumble from the distance. The distinct squeal of tires is heard from with in the fog. Several blocks down from our perspective, a black Honda Ci
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