The Worst Car-Related Tiger Woods Jokes On The Internet

The media frenzy over the Tiger Woods car crash and subsequent personal revelations hasn't ended. This weekend's Saturday Night Live skit added fuel to the fire. It's fodder for bad comedy, so we collected the worst car-related groaners out there.

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Q: What's the difference between a car and a golf ball?
A: Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

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Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

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Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.

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Q: Why did Tiger Woods crash into a fire hydrant and a tree.

A: He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.

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Jilted Swede vs Escalade Airbag..... Looking back, which one do you think Tiger wishes would have blown up and hit him in the head?

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He who drives well in fair way doesn't fair well in a driveway.

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Bonus non-car-related joke just too bad to pass up:

Q: What's the difference between Oscar the Grouch & Tiger Woods?

A: One puts his junk everywhere, and the other is a Muppet on Sesame Street

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