The Official Car Pundit Drinking Game: Talking About ToMoCo Making Number Two

Someone over at CNBC must have read today's big story about FoMoCo's internal secret stuff getting into the hands of the sneaky-sneaks at the Times. The documents apparently show there's an expectation they'll be releasing the grip on number two in domestic market share, allowing ToMoCo to squeeze its way into the hole that is just downwind from the top slot, General Motors. They've invited our associate editor from the land of 'merican car companies on to "On The Money" this evening (no anchor stud tonight ladies, this episode's being hosted by Kudlow — so this could get interesting!) for a 7:40 PM EST hit time where he'll be taking the side of "what can US auto companies do to regain market share?" So that means it's time for you, our readers, to help us come up with a set of new drinking rules for the evening's show if only so we can see if Wert is able to say something other than "Ka-Ching!" As always, if you're confused about what's gone on so far — and how many drinks was that one thing said that one time — check out the mini-site for more details.

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