Take A Shot Every Time You See This Dumb Joke
On Friday Aston Martin unveiled the $359,950 Vanquish S Volante Tom Brady Signature Edition, a ridiculous car targeted, I guess, at rich people with no taste who love the Patriots. (Come to think of it, that's probably a very large market.) Anyway, here come the bad jokes.
Aston Martin is selling Tom Brady signature edition cars for $360,000. They're named after Brady because all the tires are underinflated.
— Brad Booker (@bradbooker) October 27, 2017
Tom Brady lent his name to the special edition Aston Martin Vanquish and, hopefully, its tires stay inflated. https://t.co/vM1HHpnKv1 pic.twitter.com/7KUE06UilO
— CNET Cars (@CNETCars) October 27, 2017
Aston Martin is selling Tom Brady signature edition cars for $360,000. They're named after Brady because all the tires are underinflated.
— Johnjay Van Es (@JohnjayVanEs) October 27, 2017
There's a lot more here but I'm too exhausted to continue.