Take A Shot Every Time You See This Dumb Joke

On Friday Aston Martin unveiled the $359,950 Vanquish S Volante Tom Brady Signature Edition, a ridiculous car targeted, I guess, at rich people with no taste who love the Patriots. (Come to think of it, that's probably a very large market.) Anyway, here come the bad jokes.

Aston Martin is selling Tom Brady signature edition cars for $360,000. They're named after Brady because all the tires are underinflated.

— Brad Booker (@bradbooker) October 27, 2017

Hey @astonmartin does the Tom Brady edition Aston Martin come with self deflating tires for a smooth ride and plenty of recording cameras? 😂

— George Guerrero (@George_G3009) October 26, 2017

There's a lot more here but I'm too exhausted to continue.