Take A Shot Every Time You See This Dumb Joke
On Friday Aston Martin unveiled the $359,950 Vanquish S Volante Tom Brady Signature Edition, a ridiculous car targeted, I guess, at rich people with no taste who love the Patriots. (Come to think of it, that's probably a very large market.) Anyway, here come the bad jokes.
Tom Brady lent his name to the special edition Aston Martin Vanquish and, hopefully, its tires stay inflated. https://t.co/vM1HHpnKv1 pic.twitter.com/7KUE06UilO
— CNET Cars (@CNETCars) October 27, 2017
Aston Martin is selling Tom Brady signature edition cars for $360,000. They're named after Brady because all the tires are underinflated.
— Johnjay Van Es (@JohnjayVanEs) October 27, 2017
I bet it runs on underinflated tires
Aston Martin Tom Brady Signature Edition https://t.co/dNOxBqk4C4
via @ESPN App https://t.co/QS0zKv11HK— Mike W ✈ (@SkillzOnGrillz) October 27, 2017
https://t.co/iQFVgeJxzG For $1,000,000 it will come with deflated tires.
— 🏁4TheCup2019🏁 (@RKatsanos) October 27, 2017
Hey @astonmartin does the Tom Brady edition Aston Martin come with self deflating tires for a smooth ride and plenty of recording cameras? 😂
— George Guerrero (@George_G3009) October 26, 2017
There's a lot more here but I'm too exhausted to continue.