Road Rage Roundup: Vicious Vauxhalls, Steamed Clevelanders

So this dude you work with is dating your ex-girlfriend? Yeah, you totally need to ram his pickup with your own truck... only this time, the rammer's truck flipped over instead of the rammee's. Wouldn't it be better to save the money to get two chicks at the same time instead? [Gazette Xtra]

Not that anyone ever deserves to be a road-rage victim, but you're really tempting fate when you "gesture at" a Vauxhall driver when passing his Anglo-GM saloon; in this case, the enraged Vauxhall jockey wigged out, doing the follow-and-bash-window routine. [Evening Telegraph]

It's not often that a road rage flipout gets caught on camera, but this Malaysian motorcyclist chose to bash in the window of an offending Corolla in front of a news photographer. [New Straits Times]

Ohio State Sen. Tim Grendell wants to pass legislation making road rage a crime. Only thing is, the bill is so vaguely worded as to make damn near everything taking place in or around a motor vehicle illegal. [Cleveland.com]

Yeah, this week's RRR lacks homicides or even a single ER-requiring injury- all that red-asphalt mayhem was getting depressing. Stay calm. Do not kill other drivers, even if they look at you funny. That is all.

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