Jalopnik Emissions: Purim Edition

EBay can't bring your dead dad back, but they can bring you back his car. [vnunet]

What's a good boy to do on Purim when he's looking for a present for his Ema. Everything good is already sold out for Purim, including this antique wooden roadster filled with kosher delicacies. We are still not sure what an antique roadster, truffles and Purim have to do with each other. Meh, who are we to ask? [ConfectionCollection]

Oh, no...please...no, you MUST be kidding. Ford's doing more nonsensical marketing. And we thought that the concept was finally dying the slow and painful death it deserved after "Meet The Lucky Ones". Yes, we know the music was good. But the idea alas, was not. [VOX]

A car in Essex swerved to avoid a deer, rolls over, and kills the poor beast. Talk about the law of unintended consequences. [EADT]

For the 12 millionth time, an auto pundit is asking the following question: Is GM blind to their own problems? [InsideLine]

As long as a work stoppage doesn't happen for either GM or Ford, S&P predicts things can get better. [Business Week]

Oh, fudge. Did we forget to mention that 94% of the members of Delphi IUE-CWA Local 717 voted to allow leaders to call a strike against the bankrupt GM supplier. [Detroit News]

Anyone know of any good Purim parades in Metro Detroit, or do we need to go to Israel to find one? [splitc]