I Would Kill To Know What Their Excuse Was

What part of evacuate don't you understand, people?

Leave the stove on? Forgot your dog? Forgot your kids?

Here are other theories:

Her: "Hey babe, come over."
Me: "Can't. Hurricane."
Her: "My parents aren't home"
Me: pic.twitter.com/xqajfanHno

— WORLDSTARHIPHOP (@WORLDSTAR) October 7, 2016

When you gotta evacuate because of a hurricane but you forgot to clear your browser history pic.twitter.com/QyKD1AsJ16

— Colton Abbott (@AbbottColton) October 7, 2016

I welcome your theories in the comments below.