How To Do A Burnout In Your Mom's Minivan

What if you don't have the flame-spitting, huge horsepower car of your dreams? What if you're stuck driving your mom's minivan? Can you still do a burnout? Uh hell to the yes you can.

Professional hoon/Formula Drift driver Ryan Tuerck and Donut Media explain how "not" to do a burnout in one such rental/soccer mom status minivan. It is probably for liability reasons that they are saying this is how "not" to do it. That's cool.

The steps are:

  1. drop the rear seats (two-seaters have more horsepower duh)

  2. turn off the traction control (this involves pulling the right fuse)

  3. lock the e-brake down

  4. mat that throttle till the tires burst

  5. lift off the e-brake and smoke away like you just won a vape competition

Now don't do it where you'll wreck the car, hit somebody else, or get yourself arrested.

It's that simple!


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