Detroit Auto Show Preview: Poser Cities Run And Hide, The Big Show Is Coming And Secure In Its Masculinity

That's right — after all the little bitch-ass shows we've had to endure over the past few months, we're happy to finally have one up to our red, white and bold auto-loving standards. You know the shows we're talking about — there's the one put on by the effete Frenchies, and of course, who could forget the adorable effort by the little-show-that-could out in the city of elitist and equally effete angels. It's kinda cute for them to try, but I mean seriously — a man needs a show that's got some big n' bold ones — a show secure enough in automotive sexiness it's even able to have pink media badges. The only show we've heard with big enough brass ones to do it is Detroit. As you can see above, one of us went to pick up our press badge today, and check out that pink hotness we'll be wearing when we check out what's most assuredly a show that's all about the best of 'merica — unlike whatever it is those battery-lovers on the West Coast and the surrender junkie flame-throwers call a show. You'll be able to follow along with our automotive coverage de force by continually checking the mini-site and RSS feed we've set up to give you direct access to all the news that's fit to blog. Remember, the fun starts Sunday in the early AM — so plan on bringing your work laptop home with ya, so you can follow along as it happens and be the most informed man (or woman) in the office come Monday morning.

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