COTD: "No, Really, You Guys!" Edition

Subtlety. Discretion. Restraint. Those are words. Big words. Words that aren't often applied to Internet commenters. But those of you who comment on Jalopnik stories aren't like the rest of the chattering web typists spilling their seeds over a few hills and Dells, and not just because we've designed a web site that doesn't work well with people stuck on old versions of Internet Explorer. It's also because we take pride. Pride in every word, every...OK, got enough sentences in to run an image. Do I even need to say how Dangertree won for imagining what could be between Alison Brie and Matt Hardigree?

The after-Matt