Blog Hoonage: It Only Hurts The First Time

• The Chinese DMV requires only 90% quasi-intelligence in order to maim people with one's car. [Hard Drive Life]
• Why maybe hippies shouldn't be allowed to drive. Or blog. Or breathe. [ThirdAge Blog]
• Chin up, kid: you may be driving hookers strippers around now, but one day you too may grow up to impregnate Angelina Jolie. [Attention. Deficit. Disorder.]
• Help spazeboy out — the dude's trying to save money to fix his mom's car. Seriously, how much more heterodorably pathetic can a plea get? Well, probably when he calls her spazemom — that's just weird. [spazeboy]
• The story of a man and his Alfa 146 — and how it's not at all close to the same as a K-Car. Especially after he gets the oil changed and stuff. [Letters From The Equator]
• Every illegal immigrant deserves a chance to live like a US citizen. First step, learn how to sue for an unrewarded Corvette. [Politics And Culture]

• Yup, definetly not his finest hour. Apparently he lost his dignity when he lost his car keys. [b0rg tech]

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