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Data Shows Tesla Cybertruck Is A Bigger Flop Than The Goddamn Edsel

staff@jalopnik.com (Andy Kalmowitz) — Wed, 22 Jul 2026 17:42:52 +0000

At the end of the day, much can be forgiven about a car if it looks good. The thing is, that's one thing the Edsel and Cybertruck don't have going for them.

This Looks Like Poop From A Butt

staff@jalopnik.com (Daniel Golson) — Wed, 08 Jul 2026 15:12:52 +0000

It's narrow with a tall greenhouse despite being short, and the crisp shoulder line doesn't do enough to make the surfacing interesting or hide the car's mass.

Tesla FSD Foiled By Sunglasses On Driver Asleep At The Wheel On Canadian Mountain Pass

staff@jalopnik.com (Justin Hughes) — Tue, 07 Jul 2026 21:20:39 +0000

Luckily this is not yet another story about a Tesla with its "Full Self-Driving" system turned on leading to a fatal crash.

Tesla's European Q2 Made Up For Dwindling U.S. Sales

staff@jalopnik.com (Amber DaSilva) — Mon, 06 Jul 2026 14:25:27 +0000

Plus the ever-increasing length of auto loans, Rivian's 2026 estimates, and new Chinese moves into South Africa.

Cargo Thefts Are Rising And Tesla Factory Docks Appear To Be A Real Easy Target

staff@jalopnik.com (Lalita Chemello) — Fri, 03 Jul 2026 03:25:00 +0000

One heist captured $475,000 worth of Powerwall 3s in one go.

How Does Rivian's Warranty Compare To Tesla's?

staff@jalopnik.com (Kiran Menon) — Sat, 27 Jun 2026 09:25:00 +0000

Tesla and Rivian are both competitive names in the electric-vehicle sphere. For anyone comparing the two, here's how the companies' warranties stack up.

Tesla Quietly Settles Suit Over Pedestrian Killed By FSD

staff@jalopnik.com (Amber DaSilva) — Fri, 26 Jun 2026 14:11:47 +0000

Settled lawsuits, spurned shareholders, and a single bright spot in U.S. car sales.

Tesla Driver Tries To Blame Crash On Software His Car Doesn't Even Have

staff@jalopnik.com (Amber DaSilva) — Tue, 23 Jun 2026 13:18:18 +0000

The car in question almost certainly didn't have Autopilot installed at the time of the crash.

Used Tesla Model X Is The Only Electric Three-Row Family Hauler You Can Buy Under $20,000, But Here's A Reality Check

staff@jalopnik.com (Collin Woodard) — Mon, 22 Jun 2026 10:25:00 +0000

Three rows, zero emissions, and eye-catching doors. But is a cheap Model X such a great idea?

Driver Killed When Tesla Using 'Autopilot' Crashes Into Pond

staff@jalopnik.com (Andy Kalmowitz) — Wed, 03 Jun 2026 15:06:57 +0000

Bear in mind, it is a bit murky as to exactly what ADAS system the driver was using at the time of the crash.

Tesla's European Registrations Are Way Up Thanks To Evidently Short Memories

staff@jalopnik.com (Andy Kalmowitz) — Tue, 02 Jun 2026 14:19:46 +0000

Plus a strike at a GM supplier could impact truck production, China's BYD is showing interest in buying Maserati and more.

Here's How Much A 2021 Tesla Model S Has Depreciated In 5 Years

staff@jalopnik.com (Alvin Reyes) — Mon, 25 May 2026 19:05:00 +0000

EVs have notoriously steep depreciation due to factors such as rebates, battery degradation, and aging. But how has Tesla's flagship sedan held up since 2021?

Cybertruck Driver Tried Using Wade Mode In A Lake, Ended Up In Jail

staff@jalopnik.com (Lalita Chemello) — Thu, 21 May 2026 16:50:09 +0000

The Cybertruck, took on water, bricked itself, and had to be abandoned. Amongst others, the driver now faces charges for not having valid boat registration.

End Of An Era: Last Tesla Model S And X Roll Off The Production Line

staff@jalopnik.com (Chris Tsui) — Fri, 15 May 2026 15:48:33 +0000

Now they've gone away for good, and there's been no indication of Tesla working on successors to either vehicle.

Tesla Robotaxi Wait Times Are Longer Than The Rides Themselves

staff@jalopnik.com (Andy Kalmowitz) — Tue, 12 May 2026 19:34:47 +0000

At least there won't be someone in there with you. Oh, wait, would you look at that. There's a safety monitor in the passenger seat. Never mind.

Tesla Recalls RWD Cybertruck For Wheels That Could Fall Off, Inadvertently Revealing It Only Sold 173 Of Them

staff@jalopnik.com (Chris Tsui) — Fri, 08 May 2026 16:25:46 +0000

The rear-wheel-drive Cybertruck was only sold from last April to September.

Tesla Made Nearly $600 Million Selling Products To Elon Musk's Other Companies In 2025

staff@jalopnik.com (Andy Kalmowitz) — Mon, 04 May 2026 17:57:30 +0000

Musk's companies have long been intertwined through financial investments, business agreements and even shared personnel.

Tesla's Discontinued Model X Is Now The Fastest Selling Used Car In The U.S.

staff@jalopnik.com (Logan K. Carter) — Thu, 30 Apr 2026 19:55:13 +0000

Tesla's other models also ranked high on the list of fastest-selling used cars last month, including the Model Y and the Cybertruck.

Tesla Reportedly Dodged Hundreds Of Millions In Taxes, Paying Nothing In 2025

staff@jalopnik.com (Amber DaSilva) — Mon, 20 Apr 2026 14:24:13 +0000

We're looking at Tesla's tax dodging, and Europe's turn to EVs. We'll also look at some ill portents for Level 3 autonomy, and Ford's fiery F-150 fallout.

How Reliable Is A 2021 Tesla Model X?

staff@jalopnik.com (Alvin Reyes) — Sun, 19 Apr 2026 19:05:00 +0000

Tesla is discontinuing the Model X for 2026. Five years later, does a 2021 model hold up well enough to stand the test of time after its production ends?