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I don't know about remole woodies, but... one time in San Fracisco... this is actually to be filed under the "Jonny, no one will believe you no matter what" category... anyhow, was at a rather fun party and a bunch of remote control panties showed up... press the button and the girls get a little treat... adn five girls put them on and we figured out they're all controlled on the same frequency... and we had five plippers... Davey wasn't there, but he knows the ladies in question...<br>
</p> <p><a href="http://rtuhlessreviews.com">Jonny Lieberman</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Focus people. The real question is: where can we get ourselves remote controlled woodies?</P> <p>jrhmobile</p>]]></description>
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The Register has zero credibility. They pass on every rumor and bit of
information that gets their site hits that they can. Ask the gang over
at Kotaku, they've been burned by them before.</p> <p>Punkey</p>]]></description>
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		    <title><![CDATA[UK Man's Phallus Controlled by Neighbor's Garage Door Opener]]></title>
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This one doesn't pass the sniff test.  The only "controllable" implants for ED that I have heard of (and it's not a subject I've done much research on) involve a pneumatic cylinder and a squeeze bulb that replaces one testicle.  Assuming state of the art has advanced beyond this, I would also assume that they would not use an RF remote.  And, if they for some odd reason DID use an RF remote they wouldn't use a garage door opener frequency.  But hey, whoo knows what kind of prank those crazy Turks might play on an Englishman.</p> <p>Mike the Dog</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Or, maybe he could change his own "DIP switches"...</P> <p>DougN</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>The guy couldn't take a pill like everyone else? Sounds fake to me.</P> <p>combat chuck</p>]]></description>
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