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      *Takashi Miike* on Nov 21, 2008

      Damn that's alot of friends!


      Incognito on Nov 14, 2008

      LOL, I noticed you added my other name as a friend AFTER I got banned. Are you the ban befriender? lol


      Prof_Derzshowitz on Nov 3, 2008

      Wow. You've got 1000 friends. Gawker should give you a prize or something. [Or perhaps having a thousand friends is a prize in itself?].


      TheStarterWife on Sep 24, 2008

      Well then thank you.

      If you are thinking about BDD for the object of the 'Spin-fandom, well. I always loved his work with FatherKnowsShit. Some of his sports pieces are a miss with me, but more often than not it works in my eyes.

      I believe Klosterman is 36? 37? Just a few years older than I am, and I am a couple of years older than Drew. All three of us are way too Gen X for our own good, and it comes through in our work.


      TheStarterWife on Sep 19, 2008

      I cannot decide if your Klosterman crack was a compliment or an insult.


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      oh yeah! now we are both on Burning Angel... I am Finn and she is Lola. I do much harder stuff now than what i did on SG.

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      Jose-
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      555 on a 666...


      Brazil Thrill on Jun 5, 2008

      Maybe I'd consider rooting for the Packers if they switched to yellow jerseys, ala the Brazilian national squad.



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