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"@ironslave: Are you kidding?"

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"The hood mural makes me think this guy plays way too much Warhammer 40,000. Anyhow the Cressida is one of my favorite cars for it's class an era."

logruszed commented on Heffner Performance And Camilo Pardo Special Edition Ford GT

"Insert Clarkson quotes on the GT here."

logruszed commented on What Car Looks Best After Sunset?

"32' Deusenberg Phaeton."

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"Stay alert, don't contract S.T.O.R.M.S."

logruszed commented on Man Builds a Tomb with TV, Food, Fresh Air Just in Case He's Buried Alive

"Looks like he's set up a glory-hole for alien vacuum cleaners."

logruszed commented on UK Police Given Talking Gas Caps To Stop Them From Using Wrong Fuel

"They should just go ahead and stop calling them Bobbies and start caling them "Corky": "

logruszed commented on The Dangers of Holding Your Wii While Wanking

"Nobody ever called me a "winner" for doing that before."

logruszed commented on Elderly Airbag Turns Old People into Superballs

"The words "old" and "balls" in proximity trigger a gag-reflex."

logruszed commented on Commenter Of The Day: AfterMASH Edition

"@wheels OF satan!: Bitch set him up."