instant_karma commented on Nice Price Or Crack Pipe: Dodge Colt Turbo Bumper Car For $4500?

"It's JBM, yo!"

instant_karma commented on What's The Worst Car Design Element Of All Time?

"1974.5 model year rubber bumper overriders."

instant_karma commented on How Many Drinks Was That? Colbert Gives Jalopnik A Hummer Edition

"I caught that segment last night, gave me a chance to talk up Jalopnik to everyone else around."

instant_karma commented on Meet The Most Donktastic Fiat Ever!

"Where are the chrome stick on numbers that inform all onlookers of just how massive the wheels are?"

instant_karma commented on 2010 Toyota Prius First Shot Leaked By Toyota, Totally Lame

"OK, I kind of like the sci-fi font."

instant_karma commented on Mercedes Gullwing Spotted Still Wearing Mad Max-Like Fascia Obscura

"Is it just me, or does this thing look like an S2000 with a hard top from the side?"

instant_karma commented on Lotus Makes Your Hybrid Sound Mean

"I want one that sounds like big block with lumpy cam that can barely idle at a light, with a system that barely shakes the car a little so it looks like the real thing and a scent emitter that produces that oh-so-beautiful smell of incompletely burnt "high-test" gasoline. I'd also need a set of wide drag slicks on the back of my Prius just to complete the illusion."

instant_karma commented on New Acura Crossover Caught Night Testing

"@Van Sarockin: Acura started losing their way once they stopped naming their cars."

instant_karma commented on Fioravanti Coachbuilt Ferrari F430 Spotted Lapping Fiorano

"So is this the rich white guy equivalent to throwing a body kit on a 96 Neon?"

instant_karma commented on New VW Golf VI Gets An Early Internet Unveil

"I've known plenty of ricers who have moved to VW's and declared themselves all grown up cause now they're Euro Tuners."